He pooped his pants in public.

He pooped his pants in public. | The Yard

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This week, the boys talk about protesting in the airport, Nick sitting next to an actor on the plane, and how Aiden had an accident... (Episode 115)
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00:00:00 - intro
00:00:25 - thinking about the roman empire
00:02:30 - vinland saga
00:03:15 - slime as been grinding chess
00:03:47 - mang0 hurt slime more than he will ever know
00:05:44 - magnus carlsen would've been great at fortnite
00:06:27 - sending slime to russia to learn chess
00:07:13 - fighting with people on chess.com
00:08:30 - nick & slime went to the off-season
00:10:13 - meeting fans at the off-season
00:13:45 - sharing our lives on the podcast
00:15:40 - combining game communities at events
00:18:20 - nick & slime doing rob dyrdek impressions
00:19:05 - is bill cosby still alive?
00:22:29 - connoreatspants and his OJ simpson fortnite skin
00:23:38 - the princess diana news reaction footage
00:24:37 - where were you when osama was killed?
00:26:30 - how did we get here
00:26:42 - Cash App!
00:28:27 - ludwig went back to playing video games
00:29:50 - the suck and fuck-a-thon
00:31:35 - secret patreon content
00:32:44 - ludwig had a busy week
00:34:15 - ludwig has a terrible valorant session...
00:38:45 - valorant kids are ruthless
00:40:10 - nick sat next to a famous actor
00:45:21 - nick & slime protest at the airport
00:55:35 - Factor!
00:57:47 - playing controller on valo
00:58:50 - going to airports and taking clothes off
01:00:15 - no mans land in airports
01:02:25 - is ludwig honest?
01:03:00 - the last time the guys lied to their girlfriends
01:04:40 - boo baskets
01:10:30 - nicks cartoon lookalike
01:11:50 - the boys as recess characters
01:13:00 - Meundies!
01:15:09 - aiden had an accident...
01:23:40 - ick cams
01:24:25 - we guess the price of grocery items to see if we're out of touch
01:27:00 - poop drama interlude
01:30:15 - we begin guessing
01:26:13 - thanks for watching
The Yard is a show hosted by Ludwig, Nick, Slime, and Aiden.
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Пікірлер: 524

@notarnar8336 9 ай бұрын

i was dying laughing at the airline story saying "this company is run by at least one pedophile" and them responding like it was a normal thing to say is INSANE

@MrShinjiTabris 9 ай бұрын

what's abnormal about that statement

@notarnar8336 9 ай бұрын

@@MrShinjiTabris more the context of saying it to an employee of said company in an airport

@samt3412 9 ай бұрын

Tbf we are talking about the same guy who smashed Aiden's drywall with a hammer for literally no reason

@pezjerk6334 9 ай бұрын

@@samt3412 he had a hammer doe

@mintzs5128 9 ай бұрын

hey nice yorushika pfp

@terrabite87 9 ай бұрын

Ludwig bringing up the baratie, and talking about it like it actually exists and isn't just a ship from One Piece is fucking hilarious

@FizzyPhysics 9 ай бұрын

he doesn't want to get dogpiled for talking about one piece again LOL

@tagegraham3812 9 ай бұрын

But we know

@Osky1111 9 ай бұрын

Lowkey when he mentioned it I actually believed it was a real restaurant and that One Piece was based on it 😅😅

@colb5024 9 ай бұрын

Every time Nick chimes in theres like a 25% chance its the funniest thing ever.

@DoktorFeelgood4218 9 ай бұрын

this is true

@leeb5112 8 ай бұрын

@@DoktorFeelgood4218 and an 85% chance no one acknowledges it lmao

@MrCoffee04 7 ай бұрын

@@leeb5112u probably failed math in 1st grade

@angelarias3395 7 ай бұрын

@@MrCoffee04nah I think you did if you think he’s wrong

@jrennerc Ай бұрын

@@MrCoffee04you are so wrong and it’s really funny

@tyrustravis880 9 ай бұрын

I was at the off season and sat down to watch some melee and slime was a few seats over. Dude was intensely playing chess on his phone to the point where he would out loud say let’s go, or fuck, and it tickled me in the best way 10/10

@antlerbraum2881 9 ай бұрын

And then he tickled you in the hotel room afterwards

@pezjerk6334 9 ай бұрын

@@antlerbraum2881 he wishes, slime was too busy playing chess

@trashtrash2169 8 ай бұрын

It's not. wtf.

@John-df6nm 9 ай бұрын

So, I was the guy Slime "snapped" at during Off Season. Honestly felt like I get the authentic Slime experience so not even mad!

@rangerfoot275 9 ай бұрын

Chat we found him

@sumanthmoole 9 ай бұрын

LMFAO ‘authentic slime experience’ is funny as hell

@Larrybird696 9 ай бұрын

I want someone that’ll treat me like Slime treats Riot Games

@thetrulyuniqueotsutsukigod9582 9 ай бұрын

Honestly, he such him; that you just kinda have to respect it

@Youshizzle 9 ай бұрын

I love how consistently quick witted Nick is

@cplroebuck22 9 ай бұрын

that moment they threw improv on him and he froze completely and someone commented "This is proof that even Gods can bleed" has not left my head since Nick is still my glorious king though

@ivylynn6045 9 ай бұрын

Aiden “all the women are lying” Calvin

@birchtree8028 9 ай бұрын

Slime is on fire this episode, like I’m trying to work out and this guy keeps making me laugh. I almost crushed myself while doing bench press

@BobsSaltwater 9 ай бұрын

How much you been benching

@Brennanan 9 ай бұрын

Could not contain myself at Slime's awakening to how he sounds in the Dubbin voice

@jeffreyzhao9156 9 ай бұрын

Thinking a carton of eggs is 12 dollars is more embarrassing than pooping your pants.

@blessedfetus 9 ай бұрын

It’s like 5-15$ if u get super organic expensive shit, not that crazy tbh

@arnoldszwarzenegger6832 9 ай бұрын

its insane that a loaf of american "bread" costs more than a carton of eggs

@rxcmxrt 9 ай бұрын

@@blessedfetusi mean we can get heritage breed blue eggs fully humane and organic with the amber yolks for $9 a dozen here at kroger

@vespa5773 9 ай бұрын

@@arnoldszwarzenegger6832what the fuck how much is their bread?

@MacNSteeez 9 ай бұрын

Was at Publix the other day & an 18 carton of eggs was 11 something. With tax over $12. It was that organic good shit but I can only imagine LA prices.

@DevynDrums 9 ай бұрын

Slime taking his shirt off in an airport and just seeing how long it takes for someone to tell him to put it back on is insane lol i love that Also Aiden repeatedly saying "i'm going to kill myself" in the patreon preview had my dying xD

@taylifts 9 ай бұрын

The way Slime has proven to be so confrontational but refuses to ask for help from a server more than once was so funny to me

@hayleeeyler 9 ай бұрын

⁠@@tayliftshe would sooner take a dump in his mouth than ask a second time

@ConnorisseurYT 9 ай бұрын

Whenever Aiden is on the podcast, he never fails to shatter both my kneecaps 👍

@thorfinnskuII 9 ай бұрын

Please Aiden-sama..!! Kneecaps have always been a sacred solace! ⚖ 🦵🦵🥳🎉🎉🫡

@ConnorisseurYT 9 ай бұрын

@@thorfinnskuII never comment on this platform again

@greenoftreeblackofblue6625 9 ай бұрын

@@ConnorisseurYTBro that was the other side of your coin. The same coin in fact

@ConnorisseurYT 9 ай бұрын

@@greenoftreeblackofblue6625 nuh uh uh

@DrivingGod21 9 ай бұрын

@@ConnorisseurYT Pot calling a kettle black.

@BlueLily342 9 ай бұрын

The whole roman empire meme has been very validating for me because I'm a trans woman and I've NEVER thought about the roman empire.

@kotakooler 9 ай бұрын

gang shit

@whataghost1524 9 ай бұрын

gang shit

@simpingforbabish1209 9 ай бұрын

gang shit

@Tripping_Through 9 ай бұрын

gang shit

@thewordsmith7364 9 ай бұрын

Same!

@uname8148 9 ай бұрын

the fact that slime get half naked in a restaurant while saying "i wanna eat that guy scraps" is proof slime is a real one.

@JuanPablodelaTorre 9 ай бұрын

As a person who actually remembers the 90s, the rumor of Savage Garden getting into a fatal accident would have spread like fire. I'm sure night vigils would have been held in their memories all over the world and millions of children would have been named after Darren Hayes. After the first few weeks of riots and suicides, the commotion would have taken months to finally settle down. Slime is a man of culture and he really understands the zeitgeist of the 90s. Now, if you excuse me, I'll listen to "Truly Madly Deeply" and "I Knew I Loved You" on repeat while I cry myself to sleep.

@slimewire 9 ай бұрын

i’m cultured

@RamSlamBamWham 9 ай бұрын

"all they eat is stuff from sephora" that one got me so good holy shit nick doesn't miss

@basementality4924 9 ай бұрын

It’s ok Aiden my pooped pants story that just happened a week ago was much worse. I was going to do a service call at a customers house. I knocked on their door and went to let out a fart before they opened the door so I didn’t fart inside of their house. Well it wasn’t a fart and it was dripping down my leg onto their front porch area. Thank god they didnt answer the door. I walked back to my work truck and used some napkins to wipe my leg as best I could and drove home as fast as possible. When I got home I cleaned myself up, used carpet cleaner to clean the car seat. I went back to the customers house after I changed and cleaned the truck. Turns out the customer had been home she just accidentally took a nap. Luckily it was raining but there was still a diluted brown puddle in front of her door. I don’t know what I would have done is someone answered the door. So it could have been worse.

@alexdam8218 9 ай бұрын

Hope they had a doorbell camera to watch that go down. "I over slept when the service guy was supposed to come, so he shit on my front porch and left."

@rrion 9 ай бұрын

wow, i will not read that

@depalodor 9 ай бұрын

@@rrion claim your prize

@BobsSaltwater 9 ай бұрын

Some stories should be kept to yourself 😂

@greeny.official 9 ай бұрын

i want aiden to read this

@willytuna1323 9 ай бұрын

literally kicking my feet like a little school girl when i see the yard posted 2 mins ago

@barrythompson3359 9 ай бұрын

Aiden is the type that WOULD shit his pants to test his relationship

@jiffylou98 9 ай бұрын

gasshite gatecrap girdump

@higoodbye7545 9 ай бұрын

Shartini underwear man. He really did that

@dontbethatguy783 9 ай бұрын

i really thought thats where that story was going, thought he was just gonna follow up his question by shitting in the back of zipper 3s car

@Maria_745 9 ай бұрын

"would you still love me if i shit my pants 🥺"

@paintboy3690 9 ай бұрын

Hearing the yard mention Hitch after watching them both separately for years is the crossover I never expected but am thankful for

@Terraloper 9 ай бұрын

Aiden be the type of guy to poo his pants in public. I'll DM him asking if he's ok.

@Le300thMiner 9 ай бұрын

Already listened on Spotify, now to watch. We love the Yarb

@_WanderYT 9 ай бұрын

The yarg is my favorite podcast :D

@biggerbean1946 9 ай бұрын

ermm acshualy 🤓☝️its spelt yard

@Gengarb 9 ай бұрын

We gotta stand strong

@Thoern 9 ай бұрын

i love listening to the yarp at work

@BobsSaltwater 9 ай бұрын

@@Thoernthat's what I'm saying, I listen to the carp at work every day

@beepboopbop6866 9 ай бұрын

The Roman empire convo is like Bill from the pokemon games. He doesn't matter until he tells you he built the pc you store your pokemon in. After THAT it's bills pc

@tyballin321reel 9 ай бұрын

This is profound

@powerfulpaper3559 9 ай бұрын

I listened on spotify yesterday but had to come here to say this was one of the funniest episodes I’ve seen so far, I was actually laughing so hard at some points

@bibubbletea 9 ай бұрын

The “attención terroristé” bit hit me like a truck

@EdgeOmega 9 ай бұрын

my favorite part of the episodes lately is listening for whenever slime says "and a buffet for dinner" like a stan lee cameo

@ashmcwii 9 ай бұрын

timestamp 👀

@Redec_ 9 ай бұрын

Gen z for sure knows Cosby for his heinous crimes more than his show because of meme culture

@djbrodymusic 9 ай бұрын

Nick's "That's why there's two circles in a Venn diagram" was beautiful

@oukawa2558 9 ай бұрын

No way. All of the aiden shitting himself bits for the "meundies" ad reads finally manifested themselves into reality

@woktie 9 ай бұрын

I highly recommend re-watching the MeUndies section after checking out the entire episode. The inside jokes are hilarious after hearing about Aiden's "accident". Nick's comment about the Martini goosh pants is legendary

@witchrain9506 9 ай бұрын

As a 31-year-old woman, Ludwig has cracked the code. We all indeed want a boo or spooky basket. Make me a custom-made basket with my favorite things (fuzzy blankets, candles, books, socks, favorite snacks) and you have my whole heart. Just the thought of having your special person take the time to pick and put together something that's filled with custom treats is just so sweet and thoughtful.

@BeAsTinCoD 9 ай бұрын

Every episode of this pod just gets better and better I love it

@adrianbombard4245 9 ай бұрын

i love when the yard talks about chuckle sandwich because they are exclusively the two podcasts i enjoy

@barkseagull1453 9 ай бұрын

you guys should get an animator to recreate some of the conversations i think itd be hilarious

@samt3412 9 ай бұрын

Shoobi exists

@Eighty_Ninety 9 ай бұрын

How does Shoobi draw Nick’s “FEEM”

@draztikzyt8992 9 ай бұрын

already watched the whole thing and its only been 3min LETS GOOOO!

@teighttt 9 ай бұрын

1:13:20 Ludwig sounds exactly like Charlie in Always Sunny when he’s like “Does that sounds like something you’d want Aiden?”

@cheeto4950 Ай бұрын

Genuinely the funniest group of dudes that record video podcasts online

@Rijoisu 9 ай бұрын

good morning

@krispykreme 9 ай бұрын

I became a recent audio only listener and during the meundies ad read in the audio only version they ask archie to make aiden look like he's pooping his pants and there's a sound effect and I was like "oh man I wanna see that in the video version cause that sounds funny" but it wasn't here and I'm sad :(

@calebperz-stewart4334 9 ай бұрын

As a history teacher, i literally think of the Roman Empire at least once an hour

@SpoonsYT 9 ай бұрын

bro, the ad read into the beginning of the story was a good choice. we get to be in the know and still see the surprise reaction of the people man.

@Maria_745 9 ай бұрын

Slime going feral in the airport is so funny

@SprawlMedia 9 ай бұрын

you know it's really funny I was just reminiscing about savage garden this morning to my young co-workers who looked at me like a fool. So I went to the bathroom, adjusted my back brace, and carried on with my life like an adult. I'm glad we're all in this togeather

@JuanPablodelaTorre 9 ай бұрын

I thought I was the only one commenting about that bit. I think this might be how the wise elders of the tribe felt in the past. Bringing back ancient knowledge and passing it amongst the youth.

@slimewire 9 ай бұрын

we are farmers

@antlerbraum2881 9 ай бұрын

The cyborg Osama Bin Laden bit was so funny

@Rozcole 9 ай бұрын

After looking at the artists rendition of the table set up it is absolutely wild that the bartender didn't say something to you earlier. I work at a restaurant that has a similar set up and while yes those are bar tables it's on the bartender to come to you to ask if you want to order. Like yes they work at a bar inside an airport so like. Customer service might not be the highest quality but to let you wait that long. Crazy to me. Slime was 100% justified in the shirtlessness ✊️

@jesse9677 8 ай бұрын

i actually love the idea of the meundies ad referencing aidens story that happens right after the ad break....like a lil forshadowing

@computermash8542 9 ай бұрын

yard is on a crazy run lately, banger eps only

@j-wenning 4 ай бұрын

The fact that Slime was baffled by Aiden washing his underwear is crazy. Dude would throw away his hand just because his finger poked through the square of toilet paper.

@WorldEaterZero 9 ай бұрын

I love that they kept up making a situation where Cyborg Osama sprinting at them at different times and the visual is too funny

@SKULLKR3W 9 ай бұрын

Charlie hebdo is that way is hilarious

@selinameres8240 9 ай бұрын

Can you guys send slime away for like a month to a foreign country anyway and just kinda see what happens.

@ToadKart64 8 ай бұрын

this is possibly the best yard episode of all time and i'm not exaggerating

@vigorouspringle8962 9 ай бұрын

The vision of Aiden butt naked getting hosed down by Lud in the fetal position with The Yard jingle fucking kills me

@jacobblodgett3032 9 ай бұрын

Actually banger thumbo. Great work

@EhtMaster 9 ай бұрын

It takes me 4 hours to watch every episode... I usually watch at work though... :)

@jasonjavelin 9 ай бұрын

Does anyone else buss it down unequivocally to the Yard jingle?

@WallahNein 9 ай бұрын

Shuckle sandwich is already the best podcast I know, imagine they would share their personal stuff

@Zinjo 9 ай бұрын

This was one of the best episodes

@Bazy678 9 ай бұрын

It took me too long to realize what was happening in the ad read that was beautiful

@aspyse9429 Сағат бұрын

1:28:24 "That's TAS" is hilarious

@ndnerd1781 9 ай бұрын

"We were doing Bill Cosby on Ridiculousness" is possibly the most unhinged phrase I've heard in a while

@monotoneexcitement 9 ай бұрын

Honestly, pulling both ads back into main episode content is pretty baller

@existentialdread875 8 ай бұрын

i play pikmin while i listen so it was nice to hear a mention

@orionmich20 9 ай бұрын

This is probably the most terrifying thumbnail yet

@Eighty_Ninety 9 ай бұрын

17:37 I have been thinking about this phrase the entire week since this episode came out

@celocic 9 ай бұрын

someone needs to make a comp of everytime Nick says something about the american rapper riff raff i feel like its a lot

@tombarded 9 ай бұрын

17:17 lmao I have NEVER heard anyone EVER reference Freak the Mighty, I haven't thought about that book since the early 2010's

@dustin2cute 9 ай бұрын

Thus is best episode yet 🎉

@escapist_ 9 ай бұрын

LOL Slime at off season was a national treasure

@rainey2045 9 ай бұрын

aiden is so brave for coming out and admitting that he shitted his whole ass self on the pod 💯💯🔥🔥🚶‍♂

@TytusLight 9 ай бұрын

The Ridiculousness bit was outstanding

@onemilliongecs 9 ай бұрын

cyborg osama bit has gotta be one of my new favs keep up the good work goats

@theAlex2577 9 ай бұрын

15:02 is why nick is the funniest yard member , my goat

@drizzledra 9 ай бұрын

Daily reminder that the months of July and August were added to the calendar thanks to the Roman Empire

@killbillvol4950 9 ай бұрын

The "cypher has ult" stream was insanity

@_Foxx 9 ай бұрын

good ep

@zook2036 9 ай бұрын

gotta be one of the best thumbnails yet

@babyyodar3426 9 ай бұрын

The thumbnails keep on giving man

@Sleeepy. 8 ай бұрын

During every AD read Slime plays Charlie Kelly

@CheesySalsa 9 ай бұрын

Shed a single tear in solidarity to the fallen soldier with duty 😥✊️

@loffinaa 9 ай бұрын

hey :) thank you guys for always providing amazing content. i look forward to a new episode every week. i suffer a lot from insomnia and chronic anxiety and this podcast has helped me tremendously. as chaotic as you all are it actually helps with my insomnia to have something consistent to rely on and watch when i can’t sleep. it makes me feel like i’m just chilling with my friends! nothing could replace the yard for me. thanks for always making my week better! sincerely, like one of your very few female listeners

@_Foxx 9 ай бұрын

Liked the guess game section :D

@AshLeeTheCat 9 ай бұрын

thank you for talking about boo boxes, made one for my wife after work and she was impressed i knew a hot trend without her telling me

@wcranny 9 ай бұрын

the "put you on" and "turn you on" interchange really keeps you on your toes

@ChunkTheEditor 9 ай бұрын

I hope slime never changes. Taking your shirt off and calling CEOs pedophiles is what being an Amurican is all about.

@Drawfield 5 ай бұрын

California grocery prices threw my for a loop. 18ct eggs are $2.65 at my closest Kroger.

@BlueCameNext 9 ай бұрын

86 keys is INSANE. I DO AROUND 60 KEYS AND I THOUGHT THAT WAS THE TOP

@jeef0322 9 ай бұрын

This is the best episode of the yard. Havent watched it tho

@DontCare1990 9 ай бұрын

Damn now that I think about it I think the Roman Empire always pops up in my head like once a week or something related like Spartans.

@devi2289 9 ай бұрын

Slime is absolutely feral this week

@vcpolo5 9 ай бұрын

Aimen's Charlie Hebdo joke got no attention but it was hilarious

@st8ofgray 9 ай бұрын

i personally never think about the roman empire and am lost at how intense of a conversation this is??? deadass think this is the 1st time ive thought about it all year but only bc the ep brought it up so.

@emo6577 9 ай бұрын

I mean I think about the Roman Empire and Ancient Greece a lot but that’s just bc I like art history, mythology, and architecture, but I’m not a man so I guess the meme doesn’t apply to me 😂

@st8ofgray 9 ай бұрын

ok i think ur an outlier bc of what you're into!! i think the average person does not lmao but very valid for you to think of it

@blake4197 9 ай бұрын

Lou Diamond Philips is in one of my favorite episodes of Psych lmao

@gary0163 9 ай бұрын

Thumbnail is legendary

@Nateberries 2 ай бұрын

Watching this right after the news of the juice man passing away, what crazy ass timing

@haydengreen4139 9 ай бұрын

Ludwig bringing up one piece in a normal conversation is funny to me

@NutButtJammySammy 9 ай бұрын

Slime saying "that's TAS" when Nick suggested using a cookie cutter for shit really got me

@sunbear9374 9 ай бұрын

Y’all should do an episodes where you get four guys that look vaguely like each of you and have them pretend to be you guys for a full episode and just never mention it