"I'm the guy who fucking banned you" -arty

every artosis clip ive seen is just him getting dumpstered by a strat, him calling that strat trash, then quitting and talking shit at chat because he couldnt beat a strat he called trash. 10/10

10:21 Korean dude in the chat "Why does this guy get mad every day" was the icing on top of the cake

people in artosis chat have some kind of humiliation fetish lol.

It’s hilarious watching him complain while playing Protoss. You would think being used to working 10x harder would make him an expert at Protoss.

When Artosis complains about rng all I can ever think about is when he won the Hearthstone Invitational finals because of rng

The Terran academy selection sound is the stream summed up lol

This man literally will cry about anything that doesn't favor him.

"Obviously, the environment down here is all salt. The floor is salt, the walls are salt, the ceiling is salt, and, to an extent, the air is salt."

I don't know if I should be more concerned or relieved to see him as just as tilted CHEESING with PROTOSS.

[16:15] the Arbiter passing through the line of fire of 7 turrets and surviving. Terran anti-air is a fucking joke.

Wait.. you still didn’t answer the question: if he’s garbage, what are you Arto? BAN HAMMER INCOMING

artosis is the perfect example of what alarak is talking about tarrens and their hubris artosis is so confidant that he should win that when he loses he just pouts and crys like a baby

5:01 Edgy guy in chat 10:50 And then we probably kiss 15:20 Zimbabvean Dollars

6:38 "You're proud of that?" "Yes, sir?"

As someone whose followed artosis for years . . . Yeah this is about right 😂

Thanks for all these vods... helps me a lot getting started at work everyday

I hope the dude who held the zealot rush was laughing and saying "he's so bad" hahahah

this guy’s lowkey hilarious ngl 😂

My favorite part of all these clips is how often Artosis complains about Brood war mechanics like pathing and RNG. The man willingly chooses to play BW instead of LOTV and then complains about Brood War having Brood War mechanics 5head

Not so easy to play protoss eh, Arto?

I absolutely love how he eventually gets to complaining about how no one wants to improve themselves XD "everything is fucking bullshit, the world is corrupt, people don't wanna work hard on themselves"

This video alone serves Mr. Gordon Ramsey a life stock on salt

This is my favorite video on YT

Guy in the Chat is the hero we need but don't deserve

Interesting clips, here. It's been so many years (10 years) since I last played BW. I was always a T player, as well. Watching Artosis in these clips reminds me of why I quit. I never raged like Artosis, but I definitely remember having that really toxic energy a lot of the time while I was playing. Just angst, resentment, frustration, etc. The game is most fun when played amongst good natured friends that are of a similar level of ability. But grinding it out on the ladder in a highly competitive environment was just stressful and aggravating for me. It seems like it is that way for Artosis too. It makes me glad I quit. I love watching pro-level BW to this day - it's awesome. But playing in any sort of competitive way was horrible. It takes a special kind of person to excel in that environment. I'm not that person. Looks like Artosis is not, either. Anyway, games should be fun. I like to play games that give me fun experiences and don't wreck my mood/day.

Did he actually say he would kiss himself wtf lol

the reason we play sc is to put problems on our problems

He conceptually won

Playing Broodwar TvP and TvZ was Artosis' Black Swan moment.

An alien race on the search for home, longing for a belonging, watch as one man treats them as the scurge of the earth.

Chevy chase with a chainsaw vibes off this guy

Can't wait when his opponents starts multi track drift cheeses.

had to rewatch 12:30 a couple times to see where the high templar was....i can't believe that's out of the range of the siege tank

12:31 is such a satisfying storm !

i didnt know there was tree misshots, but regular engagement misshots? damn dude?

How 'bout a little more cheese, a little less whinin? Look at Arty go, his workers all dyin'. We all know Protoss are easy mode, 'Cept when ol' Arty's probes explode. How 'bout a little more cheese, a little less whinin?

Artosis cant even cheese

So much anger

17:58 tank shot his building CC

Someone said this is all an act. At first i didnt believe it but now i am not sure. Who could be angry all the time and blame everything else except himself?

sneed epically

Zimbabwe shit was lit🔥🔥

Calls his opponent stupid then proceeds to lose

1:08 his photon cannon didnt make because of an SCV

At this point Arty needs to overcome his narcissism

When your apm inhibits you 😂

TOSS RAGE

9:07 yes

This right here, is how a man in denial looks like.

So...when Artosis wins, the other player is garbage...and when Artosis loses, the other player is garbage. Got it.

he's wrong btw. not expanding vs 2 base arbiter is correct. you have to match the tech and play tight, quick upgrades. There is a timing but it rarely works. going fast third is just wrong.

When the anti cheese doesn’t work. That’s some cheese shit.

StarCraft is OP against Artosis.

neurotic kid prisoned in grown mans body.....significant for this times

12:32 That is the picture of a man dying a brutal death inside.

Why didn't he just go double nexus after failed cheese and win???

10:32 That kiss moment, was low-key pretty darn beautiful :) Artosis is intelligent and reasonable.

if you are against 2 base arbitor you have to stasis yourself to win

I love how he describes his playing of a video game as a waste of time just cause the games weren't what he is looking for LUL

His salt really fucks him badly. He coulda won that first clip 100%. Like he didn't win right there but he still killed 10 scvs. That more then makes up for any macro loss from his build. one defensive photon and expand 20 seconds later than he did woulda saved him from that vulture.

Anybody else see the resemblance between Arto and Kenny Powers?

Can someone give me the link where Artosis fought an opponent that has 900 apm? I can't find it and that really cracked me up. Hahahaha

This is so entertaining watching him rage and lose.

arty should start playing zerg

He is so brave :')

12 32 ... omg lmao

hes even to bad for this

The guy just reminds me so much of IdrA

Everyone hates on Artosis but he is right. The man misses 12 shots in a row on a mine from low ground. Ladder is full of cheaters. Terran is weakest race (at minimum they dont get any mineral boosts). In fact, comstat and turrets actually slow mining.

How much money do we need to pay Bisu to play against Artosis?

Haha he's so delusional

The world is corrupt, but don't worry my dude, salvation is on the way :)

This guy, his ego is causing him all of his own suffering and he is not even aware of it. He is right always and never wrong, opponents always cheesing and lucky if he lose. 10:25 the outer world is a reflection of ones inner world. Artosis is lost in his negative ego. Its hilarious and thats how 99% us are, totally unaware of our nature caught up in our own mind. 14:45 yes artosis, your mind is in a literal hell on earth, you are not fucking aware man, you have no control over your own mind, caught in a negative spiral.

Wait, is a macro build also cheesing now??

Watching Artosis suffer is how renew my faith

what about pathfinding rng?

is this rage just part of his youtube persona? hard to believe he has kids if not

Avilo can learn a lot from Arty..

Terran OP and he refuses to admit it still.

lmao

Flash's scv's stay in front of the command center

Wait, what? Im a little confused... Is he playing TOSS?!?

Is there a sc1 player who doesn’t pronounce things wrong? Lets go to Big Lots to find some Zell Ots

watching the game pranking Artosis makes me think that SC1 isn't that based after all

F in the comments for our guy no longer in the chat.

Did Idra die and reincarnate in Artosis?

lol 0:02 this is macro builds lol

Snow would have won

This is the equivalent of league players complaining about losing an all in from server coinflips. You could just not do things that end in coin flips.

Just switch to Protoss, man :P

As a newbie of SC 2 toss player, this is legit what i imagine how terant players are. MALDING at everything

Isn't cheesing in the other direction... just playing an orthodox macro build? Artosis is against those now?

it's like, the more he suffers, the more entertaining it is. The only thing I don't like from Artosis is he blame everyone else but himself. It's like he think he's superior to everyone else while getting beaten by everyone...

Artois is kinda based

he dont play as protoss because it is too op... and when he does, total loss

arty is weird, he seems to get psyched out by people not doing the standard tactics. Somebody does something stupid like a-move into his tanks, and instead of being smug and pleased about it, he gets paranoid that something worse is about to happen and then delays on expanding or moving out, which then gives his opponent time to counterattack and then more than likely win. I think it's just his stubbornness to accept that brood war has changed since the early days, and that rigidly sticking to what worked 20 years ago is actually backwards.

omg

funny how he say shit about defilers but only one vessel can kill a entire zerg army