“He Thought My Dad Was My Sugar Daddy” - Gus Constantellis

“He Thought My Dad Was My Sugar Daddy” - Gus Constantellis - Stand-Up Featuring

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Gus Constantellis laments the perils of having a ridiculously long name, serving as a translator for his Greek-speaking family and processing his mother’s recent passing.
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@itssellz2645 Ай бұрын

I CAN’T be the only one who heard him say “… customer cervix”. 😂😂😂

@jikook7457 Ай бұрын

😅 I heard it too, which made it even funnier being that he's gay. Like, I'm pretty sure most gay people aren't thinking about cervixes. 😊

@welcometotheneighborhoodpod Ай бұрын

That's 100% why I repeated myself and said "customer service" again. I was like OOPS! 😄

@jikook7457 Ай бұрын

@welcometotheneighborhoodpod 😅 things happen and u saved it by seamlessly continuing and crushed every one of the jokes. Ur hilarious and I'm so glad I saw ur routine. I'll definitely be looking out for more of ur shows. Random, but ur absolutely adorable too. 🙂 Just had an idea, maybe a joke about a hooker being a "customer cervix"? 🤣

@83gemm Ай бұрын

That Bahamas story is actually so wholesome.

@jaxjaxattaxx 2 ай бұрын

I clicked for the wild ass thumbnail and stayed bc he had me SCREAMINGGGGGGGG from start to finish 😂😂☠️😂☠️☠️😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 But as someone who lost their mom recently, and dealt with ending a horrifically abusive relationship, I fully, fully loved his confidence. He made me laugh and cry and laugh again. So much love ❤

@keetasingletary 2 ай бұрын

😂 yup from his name I'm hooked

@welcometotheneighborhoodpod Ай бұрын

Thank you

@SharonSmith-xw5xy 15 күн бұрын

Me too😀💯❤️

@rainbowwwkim 2 ай бұрын

Wow it takes resiliency to already be laughing at your own trauma 4 months later, im glad he's getting to process it through comedy! Great set!

@welcometotheneighborhoodpod Ай бұрын

Thank you!

@jikook7457 Ай бұрын

He's hysterical and super adorable. Someone I'd definitely want to be friends with. I'm really sorry about his mom passing. I hope he has continued success in the business.

@monicarenee7949 Ай бұрын

As someone who lost a mom I love hearing people make humor out of it. It really does help somehow

@welcometotheneighborhoodpod Ай бұрын

Thank you!

@SharonSmith-xw5xy 15 күн бұрын

I just buried mine a couple of weeks ago and she passed peacefully and I hope yours did too! I pray she just passed while asleep! Mine got up that morning and went to the bathroom, got up pulled her pjs up and sat back down and went to sleep’ it was quite beautiful actually because I didn’t see it for myself I would not believe it but her hair was curly gray…and I watched it turn black!!!! By the time the funeral car arrived all the gray was completely gone and she had a slight smile on her face!!!! 😅😊❤😇😇😇😇😇😇😇😇😇REALLY REAL! Thank you for reading this! Your mom is still with you and if you start to see dimes on the floor on the ground or wherever?…. It’s a sign that symbolizes she’s with you! Just watch!

@funkijote Ай бұрын

Beautiful storytelling, when he brought it all home with his mother's passing and the name spelling bit at the end, I laughed out loud and then cried remembering the absurdity of the sort of phone calls I had with bureaucrats amid my grief as I was putting my late brother's affairs in order a few years back.

@welcometotheneighborhoodpod Ай бұрын

thank you!

@funkijote Ай бұрын

@@welcometotheneighborhoodpod This story reminded me of your name spelling bit, maybe you find amusing kzfaq.info/get/bejne/rd6YetOkmb_Pg2w.htmlsi=Xk2TG-Y9cNVzAgns

@christopherjones8096 2 ай бұрын

I lost it at “…………pepper……………….”

@jennalynnpeet4375 2 ай бұрын

“AND I STILL LOOK THIS HOT” YEAH YOU DO, BABE!!! ❤❤❤

@ginon3878 Ай бұрын

What an amazing dad 🥲 so glad you had that amazing support❤

@AP-wy2ni Ай бұрын

This is so funny! Also really appreciate how heartfelt and open he was too. From one Greek to another, ephkaristo!

@SuperSgouros 2 ай бұрын

Bravo Gus!!! Great set!!! I loved the part about your mother's ghost not visiting you. Don't worry - my mom's ghost did not visit me - but my father in law's did - go figure!!! Love you

@welcometotheneighborhoodpod Ай бұрын

Haha thank you!

@fairycat23 Ай бұрын

This isn't the point, but Jennifer means "white phantom" (it's a form of Guinevere) and Constantine means "constant, steadfast."

@relwriter 2 ай бұрын

Pepper never gets old! Such a great set. There’s no one out there quite like Gus. Truly and unique and hilarious comic!

@kristoff1skalet176 Ай бұрын

As a black kid with a white Father "Sugar Daddy" assumptions happened years after the "serial killer" they thought they captured when we were driving through the south from OK. in the seventies (I was probably 7 or eight) For context: look up The Atlanta Killer. Ended up being a black man.

@1Dark.Paradise.Lost1 Ай бұрын

0_0 that is spooky

@user-pn1yo3pj9d 2 ай бұрын

Simply amazing! Have been in your shoes but the other way around! Daughter of a British lady living in Greece for 40 years married to a Greek never spoken a single word!!!! So yeap I did it all!

@kittyonmydesk5532 Ай бұрын

"Eh, pepper." 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

@l8knight635 Ай бұрын

This guy has the best dad ever 🤣🤣🤣

@qedastoria4802 2 ай бұрын

Gus never fails to make us laugh! 😂

@newgreyhair 2 ай бұрын

He crushed it.

@portiaismyname 2 ай бұрын

He has a good voice acting voice. He should really get into that if he doesnt already. 🙌🏿🙌🏿🙌🏿💯💯💯🤣🤣🤣 Hes funny asf. I need to see and hear him on some cartoons lmao

@aja1108 Ай бұрын

He would be great in something animated!!!

@valeriepark9444 Ай бұрын

I absolutely LOST IT at the "property values" joke

@ChandlerBurr Ай бұрын

K... O.... N.... No! FORGET MY LAST NAME!! FOCUS! K...! O....!

@Fritoburrito01 2 ай бұрын

This was so great! Make more Gus!!! 😍

@brandonmccutcheon 2 ай бұрын

She’s always with you homie She’s just checking on them

@dienglish7777 2 ай бұрын

😂flashback to Scantrons!😅 0:49

@lizswank7239 Ай бұрын

Baaahahahhahahhaa! One of my new favs 🫶 I was cackling 🤣

@vitalal 2 ай бұрын

Gus is such a killer! So hilarious every time 😂😂😂

@alexfontaine6233 2 ай бұрын

Man this guy is good😂😂😂

@leah679 2 ай бұрын

Gus, you're amazing! Great tribute to your awesome Greek mom!

@alexiaanastassiadis5543 2 ай бұрын

I can relate SO MUCH on the name and address conundrum

@erintherapy Ай бұрын

I am literally CLAPPING (before I realized how weird it was!) while listening alone!! This is AMAZING!!!!

@natalieescoffier5398 Ай бұрын

This guy was hilarious and kept it clean. Much respect ❤

@matthewtosiello9220 2 ай бұрын

Just. So. Funny. Watch him, he's really going places!

@jayce949 Ай бұрын

Epic. You did such a great job.

@EdwardMaddalena 2 ай бұрын

Way to go Gus!!! Hilarious as always

@yahneeta3461 Ай бұрын

Definitely captured my attention! Good set! My condolences.

@psaxe 2 ай бұрын

Great set, Gus!! I'm so proud of you!!

@TheJasmineRuiz 2 ай бұрын

Gus has me in CACKLING 😂😂😂😂😂😂

@SiRCHiN007 2 ай бұрын

The vibe 😂

@richardkohlhof Ай бұрын

I have a crush on a funny, little Greek man!

@matchmakermaria 2 ай бұрын

This was sooo good Gus! SO PROUD OF YOU!!!!!

@ajh193 2 ай бұрын

You never miss 😂

@michealdavis3101 2 ай бұрын

Love this, hilarious ❤ well wishes

@Kraypaper 2 ай бұрын

GusCon or KonGus.... Hollywood loves a mashup. And I loved this clip!

@waterfallxo320 Ай бұрын

i haven’t genuinely laughed in a long time that was great

@carloshydro 2 ай бұрын

That was some good comedy

@frogkisser Ай бұрын

I loved this so much!!!

@frosopashos8247 2 ай бұрын

Amazing 😂😂😂

@noirczar5280 2 ай бұрын

Great set!! 😂

@tylerjameson6769 Ай бұрын

10s across the board 👏🏻👏🏻

@stephengordonwalker 2 ай бұрын

ahhh cant wait!!!

@erynmacdonald Ай бұрын

It never gets old, you can take it to hella depths 15 yrs later. Outsiders look at us in horror when we start talking bout this or that dead fam member 😂

@kathlake4009 29 күн бұрын

I'm so sorry for your losses, Gus. You're very funny! 😂

@shadrackmanano2593 Ай бұрын

😂😂😂 This guy is 🙌🙌🙌

@realitysurfer2 2 ай бұрын

So goooooood. 🙌🏼🙌🏼🙌🏼 KC

@B-Moye 2 ай бұрын

Dude is hilarious!! 😂😂

@Maria-sg9le 23 күн бұрын

My condolences for your μαμά. Ευχαριστώ πάρα πολύ για τα αστεία σου! Είμαι ελληνοαμερικανίδα από το Μπρούκλιν και Νέα Τζέρζη! You are THE BEST! Καλή Ανάσταση! 😊

@1908grl 2 ай бұрын

Great set!

@user-yo3vt7ft1p Ай бұрын

This kid did a good job!

@tvwatcher3 2 ай бұрын

Love it😂

@yourmomisvaxxed5570 Ай бұрын

Perfection

@zackzack2101 2 ай бұрын

Groovy, bro!

@eaglecoeur Ай бұрын

So good! 😂

@mattresbert Ай бұрын

Brilliant stuff

@yannismitsos759 Ай бұрын

ΝΑΙΙΙΙ Gus! Keep going at it! I cannot help but think that your mother would be proud!

@lizerattttttiiiiiiiiii Ай бұрын

Ate it up ❤

@spkrlre 2 ай бұрын

Oh man.. sorry for your loss Gus. And I'm sorry it didn't work out with your ex

@ItsHilinsDiary Ай бұрын

You’re amazing and made me gym workout so much harder 🎉

@pryelomitchell1797 Ай бұрын

I'm glad I ran across him 👍🏾🤣🤣

@doommuffinz5276 Ай бұрын

Lol "FOCUS!"

@mariadf123 2 ай бұрын

Hilarious 😂😂😂

@BlueSkyOcean Ай бұрын

This is awesome. Asian parents in USA first generation totally get it

@NukNoETV 2 ай бұрын

Good set! I couldn't relate but funny is funny! 🫡

@alburnett75 2 ай бұрын

Funny af

@vinemp Ай бұрын

Come thru, Short King!

@Maliceless100 Ай бұрын

I SMELL SITCOM.

@kangaroopalletjack9134 2 ай бұрын

LET IT GO!!!

@cancansays 2 ай бұрын

Hilarious 🤣🙌

@jeaniebird999 Ай бұрын

1:49 🤣😂😅😆 He said, "customer cervix."

@ToniL711 27 күн бұрын

lol the bit about translating for immigrant parents 😂I still hate going to Home Depot after being forced to try to figure out how to buy stuff for mom

@Nicktilleli 2 ай бұрын

Hilarious

@Jenauxn 2 ай бұрын

My teachers always did the same thing with my name during attendance.

@keetasingletary 2 ай бұрын

My name is literally the Spanish word for little girl and a popular fruit 🍌 and my family isn't even Hispanic 😂😂😂😅

@nulllex0099 2 ай бұрын

Bananiña?

@qumbe 2 ай бұрын

niñita

@monicarenee7949 Ай бұрын

Chiquita?

@ahaley3292 Ай бұрын

Is your name Platano?

@Keng04T Ай бұрын

So based off of the comments your name is either Nina Bana or Nina Plantano

@toria_sin Ай бұрын

Imagine if he told them she was flying spirit. Rip to your mom.

@theodoraboura9625 2 ай бұрын

Viva Ελλαδάρα!!!!!😂😂😂

@jakebenavente6391 Ай бұрын

What a silly little goose

@Mozzarella-and-Tomato Ай бұрын

This guy is great!! If you read this I'm sorry for your loss, and I really hope to see more from you!

@pryncecharming2133 Ай бұрын

He's cute and hilarious 😊❤ I have a big name too and i relate to the customer service experience 😂😂😂

@kharakessler1390 Ай бұрын

Haaa!!! Who needs to write anything when you have LIFE!!! I wouldn’t had canceled SHYT! She just wouldn’t had been on the plane! ❤

@claytonrichardson4180 Ай бұрын

Give me more, Gus. ❤😂 loved this. Really relate to the gay immigrant experiences.

@robertfsullivan1756 2 ай бұрын

Haha

@ludwig82 Ай бұрын

❤❤❤

@BinaryFlareRC Ай бұрын

I was in the middle of brushing my teeth at "Yeah, I'd like to schedule a pap smear." Y'all can probably guess what happened next. 🤦‍♀️

@p.cornielius3332 Ай бұрын

Oooooh that feel when the teacher would pause in roll call, i always knew it was me. And they only struggled on one fucking letter. Y.😅

@nicolajo666 Ай бұрын

11:03 WELLLL Except the Customs Fraud.... but then I suppose one could argue that was the child's doing 😅

@LaynieBella 2 ай бұрын

LISTEN BEN GLEN

@stuartb5510 Ай бұрын

i want him

@connectionista 25 күн бұрын

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

@dugongsdoitbetter Ай бұрын

YESSSS!!! I'm first generation. My first name is 10 letters and was made up by my mother. My last name is super easy, 4 letters, a common first name and super white(married name). Customer service people try gaslighting me into believing my last name is my first and that me and my government documents are lying.