Things You Shouldn't Say Out Loud. Mike Paramore

Things You Shouldn't Say Out Loud. Mike Paramore - Full Special

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Жыл бұрын

There are a lot of things you shouldn't say out loud and Mike Paramore's new Dry Bar Comedy special is absolutely full of them. Whether it's laughing about tripping children, talking about wiping etiquette, or a myriad of other hilarious topics this brand new full Dry Bar Comedy special from Mike Paramore is sure to have any fan of his first special laughing from beginning to end.
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@shalacarter6658 Жыл бұрын

This Special was not long enough. I was just getting into the groove when he said "Good night."

@ajthewildwolf Жыл бұрын

🤝

@janedoe2783 4 ай бұрын

Me too !!! I wanted more !!!

@chariedeguzman Жыл бұрын

I love Mike Paramore, he's naturally funny. Nothing is forced. just Mike being Mike. 😄

@Ferbals Ай бұрын

I will NEVER forget the first day that I tripped a child. I was 18😂😂😂😂😂 I'm 41, now. It still lives with her❤

@Ilicia_08 Жыл бұрын

Tripping kids is now one of my life’s goals 😂

@Jaster_Mereel Жыл бұрын

His last segment was the best I've ever heard. "Can you tell someone's...by the way he tickles another dude?" I died.

@melliemel32 Жыл бұрын

It was hilarious & you can say gay. 😁. It’s okay. It’s not a curse word. I don’t agree with it, but it’s okay to say. It’s not hateful.

@dannidaymitchell613 Жыл бұрын

I don’t know what it is but I could listen to this man talk about whatnot all day. His voice puts a smile on my face and his giggle….😂😂

@JujuSenju Жыл бұрын

I think he actually made some of the crowd cry from laughter 😭😂

@ivyl65 Жыл бұрын

or pee

@franciscojaimes7638 Жыл бұрын

Grwwiynyt😮 yb

@WorthlessDeadEnd Жыл бұрын

He was so spot on about "Space Force" sounding like an old Saturday morning cartoon. Like one of those old Hanna-Barbera cartoons.

@christophergoldshot9028 Жыл бұрын

Thirteen Ghosts of Scooby-Doo, wacky racers, and beetleborgs can confirm

@christophergoldshot9028 Жыл бұрын

I mean it would be par for the course

@charityclark7910 Жыл бұрын

He had to call it something to appeal to all the morons living in their mother's basements.

@ThePetWellnessCoach Жыл бұрын

Space Ghost Coast to Coast

@melliemel32 Жыл бұрын

Yes. 😂😂

@nenaelliott8058 Жыл бұрын

Mike Paramore is amazing. I couldn't stop laughing. I love to hear him laugh at himself.. he's hilarious. ❤️❤️❤️

@mickib1592 Жыл бұрын

I LOVE IT when they crack themselves up!!!

@kathyhoward5232 Жыл бұрын

Me too 😂🤣

@msthang5366 Жыл бұрын

YESSSS

@BipolarVirgo Жыл бұрын

Forgive my ignorance, but is this a new special of his, because I really seeing another skit with him at Dry Bar

@nenaelliott8058 Жыл бұрын

@@BipolarVirgo I believe this is his second special. Not 100% sure.

@nv7466 Жыл бұрын

Never sit near the stage at a comedy show 🤣

@willwluke4634 9 ай бұрын

Everyone knows that

@nv7466 9 ай бұрын

@@willwluke4634 they should anyway!

@alishavanetten2051 Жыл бұрын

OH MY GOOOOOOOD. This guy was TOO good. I was dying the entire time. It's hard to find good comics out here but this guy is A1. He needs a Netflix special immediately

@Smokey_blackfox Жыл бұрын

Make sure you watch his first bit on dry bar! Talking about his date at McDonald's and the whole skit I just great!!!

@santosgarcia8644 Жыл бұрын

O my good lol

@wolfhors3_660 Жыл бұрын

I have raised 9 kids. I have seen how badly they can get hurt just tripping. I almost hurt myself laughing when he started talking about tripping kids 😂😂😂😂. It's a joke people, and I think number two is my favorite as well

@themelting9696 Жыл бұрын

Nice to see Mike get another show, dude's funny as heck 🤣😂👍

@averieldeathrider8407 Жыл бұрын

I love how he's just enjoying himself on stage XD

@mcsquared2330 Жыл бұрын

"He's got a questionable booty hole..." So freakin' funny!

@Pandaluv75 Жыл бұрын

Hilarious. He won’t swing his feet and says “wee” to loud.! So funny!

@lindaharrison3240 Жыл бұрын

Still working that Winnie the Pooh vibe. 😂❤

@plaintiveplainvanilla9729 Жыл бұрын

Please have Mike back soon...and often.

@msthang5366 Жыл бұрын

He has another special from maybe 2 years ago. And he has a comedy album on Itunes

@plaintiveplainvanilla9729 Жыл бұрын

@@msthang5366 Excellent! Thank you.

@shalacarter6658 Жыл бұрын

THANK YOU FOR BEING AN ORGAN DONOR! Love from the Mom of a liver transplant recipient.

@suttercane6718 Жыл бұрын

Lmao glad for you but he was joking about black market Hope yours didn't come from another person being killed for it!

@ThePetWellnessCoach Жыл бұрын

Thank you so much Dry Bar for having Mike back! He is one of my ALL-TIME favorites!!!

@boatymsboatface3929 Жыл бұрын

Agreed❗️

@chettmannley7949 Жыл бұрын

Thanks for bringing Mike back! He’s a real gut-burster that’s for sure, I love his voice and intonations he’s the real deal

@juliahall1823 Жыл бұрын

I laughed so much my stomach hurts. I loved the whole bit about tripping kids 😅 well done!

@gcchair7634 Жыл бұрын

That’s because , like me, you like the idea 😂

@allispossible8447 Жыл бұрын

I'm listening to it now sitting in Panera and LMBO 🤣🤣🤣🤣

@Gaiaschosen Жыл бұрын

Ive been WAITING for another Mike performance to pop up 👑🙌🏿. Loved this guy since his 1st Dry Bar show....continue being hilariously wholesome 💖😂

@Skyler_Rain Жыл бұрын

Nothing more wholesome than tripping children, lmao.

@thegregitto Жыл бұрын

Love to have this guy around again! Haha 😂

@2010GApastor Жыл бұрын

This man's delivery is absolutely hilarious!

@peterfitzwell2538 Жыл бұрын

I been using wet wipes since Trick Daddy's episode of MTV Cribs waaay back in the day. He shined the light and now I won't "go" without them... the assurance is irreplaceable. Once you go wet, you don't go back.

@schwererd Жыл бұрын

Easily my favorite comedian on Dry Bar

@sssbob Жыл бұрын

I had low expectations when I clicked on this video, but have been pleasantly surprised. He was truly funny.

@kaytlynpence8883 Жыл бұрын

This dude was absolutely hilarious. Made my day so much better.

@alisonsneed3707 Жыл бұрын

Ohmagawd. The cadence? The material? The weird quotient? I don’t know what I like best about this guy. Where ya been hiding him?!😂

@jenniferlego4221 Жыл бұрын

Good news is, he has another special. "McDonald's is the Best First Date"

@DefSquadFan Жыл бұрын

Its called Kevin Hart.

@boatymsboatface3929 Жыл бұрын

Lol he’s way funny! I just love him!

@boatymsboatface3929 Жыл бұрын

Mike, I mean- I’m not too much of a Kevin Hart fan

@tacosmargs58 8 ай бұрын

Mike was the comedian on my cruise recently. He's hilarious!

@ThePetWellnessCoach Жыл бұрын

Thanks Mike for all the laughs! You're one of my faves!!!

@mikeparamorejr 11 ай бұрын

❤❤❤

@TheZogie Жыл бұрын

The plane waitress😂😂

@ajthewildwolf Жыл бұрын

I want more. More of this man please.

@clipsorwhatever Жыл бұрын

I love this guys energy! He's so funny!

@dowster23 Жыл бұрын

Tripping children 😂😂... I am sooo going to do that from now on! Comedy gold!

@francois-patrickarteau6511 Жыл бұрын

So awesome that Angel Studios gives the chance to these stand-up actors to appear on camera, as they are absent from traditional media!

@tricebreanne9131 Жыл бұрын

Best one I've heard in a long time. Funny the entire way through. Cute too.

@sanjamiteva9025 Жыл бұрын

I love this guy! Too funny! 😂❤

@ernestogonzales9277 Жыл бұрын

I liked his very first joke! Thumbs way up! Loved every joke after!

@MrSandroengland Жыл бұрын

this is by far my favourite Mike Paramore special. My stomach hurst from laughing

@melissamills2530 Жыл бұрын

90 day fiance! Has to be the show he's talking about absolutely love it

@Melissa121372 Жыл бұрын

Omg I love this guy 😍 so glad Mike is back 😍

@MamaOfTwo Жыл бұрын

I didn’t want it to be over! OMGoodness I haven’t laughed that hard in awhile! For sure not since the world began ending lmfao! Thank you so much for the laughs!!!

@christinaladd8172 Жыл бұрын

Thank you l needed a good laugh. You were so funny and you didn’t have to cuss or be vulgar to be hilarious. 😂❤😂❤

@melliemel32 Жыл бұрын

Yes!

@joshuamarcelMIC 2 ай бұрын

EXACTLY 💯💯💯

@missteen3981 Жыл бұрын

OMG this was so entertaining! I really love to laugh and this helped me get through work with a much happier demeanor! Great work.

@novian1452 Жыл бұрын

the bidet part got me good XD

@wellsyaknow Жыл бұрын

That lady has a crazy loud laugh lol

@beybey4282 Жыл бұрын

Oh my gosh..HE JUST MADE MY ENTIRE EXISTENCE BETTER..HE IS TOO FUNNY..🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

@jessicasager72 Жыл бұрын

Yeah sometimes you find people that make the world better just by existing, this is one of those people.

@twinValleySpirit Жыл бұрын

Mike Paramore is amazing. I couldn't stop laughing. I love to hear him laugh at himself.. he's hilarious. ❤❤❤

@nawfr223 Жыл бұрын

Getting the second shot 1st is hilarious 😂😂😂that was underrated

@commonsensecorner7275 Жыл бұрын

Clearly I wasn’t thinking, because that, “One moderately husky dude away from going down?” almost caused me to spit my milk out!!! 🫢😝👏🏽👏🏽 The sandwiches throughout the house and dry wipes, had me CRACKING UP… Just the way he said, “Showering after every boo-boo” 🤣🤣 Catfished in Real Life, SO TRUE! I met someone with a mask on, we FaceTimed that evening and I knew there was no way I was interested any further… 😬

@karenhaid6397 Жыл бұрын

He always makes me laugh!

@DanielleSamoneJohnson77 Жыл бұрын

Although the joke was funny, I just learned that the balance issue on commercial airlines is true. If the flight is empty, then the weight distribution matters at takeoff and landing. Wow! I'm shook!

@sageAgainstTheMachine Жыл бұрын

Ummm one person isn't making a difference sweetheart ..

@karieberry1070 Жыл бұрын

As one who has flown small planes -- it’s true!! It’s all about weight on takeoff and landing …

@sageAgainstTheMachine Жыл бұрын

@@karieberry1070 yes for small planes but no for the big commercial planes. One person won't make a difference

@theuzumakikay8647 Жыл бұрын

@@sageAgainstTheMachine what if they’re 600 pounds?

@virg0_lem0nade 10 ай бұрын

⁠ @ "theuzumaki" -- yes if 1 person weighs more than 4 people, that sure changes things! 😂

@1stRoi Жыл бұрын

✴️Team Mike Paramore fan, still loving your funny 😅 Poor Caroline on the front row 🤣 Great 👍 job "Pooh" ✴️

@wesrichter1664 Жыл бұрын

This is by far the funniest comedian I have ever listened to 😂 had me cracking up the whole time.

@MrThims Жыл бұрын

Freakin hilarious all the way through, I gotta share this, im at work on break feeling a heck of a lot better than when I came in🤣👍🏾

@jackiesanders1561 Жыл бұрын

STOOOOOOOOOOPIDDDDDDD!!!!! I LOVE IT!!!!!! Keep up the great work, Mike! I was about to blow a gasket trying not to LOL!!

@desi4227 Жыл бұрын

Great time! Every time I’m in line, I’m going to think about walking out😂😂😂

@jenniferlego4221 Жыл бұрын

Love this guy! I can't wait to share.

@CosmicTruthTeller 7 ай бұрын

Mike, work on getting a Netflix special! You’re HILARIOUS 😂

@subsonicbass Жыл бұрын

This dude is amazing 😂 more of this!

@sunnylove3521 Жыл бұрын

I just came upon this and I needed to laugh😅😃 I was not done laughing at one joke then there another😛😂. My family heard the laughter and joined me have fun with this hilarious guy who laughs at his jokes👍🏾👋🏾👋🏾👋🏾👋🏾👋🏾love aura.

@rebeccawarner4860 Жыл бұрын

I absolutely love this guy, I could watch him for hours!!!❤️

@blairbowers769 Жыл бұрын

I really needed that laughter today. Thank you for making my day better. Keep up the great work 🤘🏼

@larrydbrownii Жыл бұрын

That was an amazing set!!! HILARIOUS all the way through! 🤣

@MzBettyK 6 ай бұрын

😂😂😂 I’m so glad I found you tonight. You had me in serious happy tears, Mike Paramore. I’m subscribed now and hope to find more funnies from you.

@jameslipke354 Жыл бұрын

He's awesome! That lady in the audience has such an infectious, great laugh! ❤ ~ APRIL LIPKE

@me2ontube Жыл бұрын

she made me laugh just as much as the jokes did

@Loladee19 Жыл бұрын

He’s hilarious 😂😂 I didn’t want it to end!

@rebeccahoneycutt1434 Жыл бұрын

he is one of the best that I have seen on dry bar!!

@itscharliee6940 Жыл бұрын

I’ve been waiting so long for him to drop another special

@birdfleck8516 Жыл бұрын

My bidet dries my booty hole 😂😂 Don't judge me!😂 And since I have had a bidet I feel just dirty whenever I leave my house and have to use the restroom somewhere else!😂😂

@earthling8585 Жыл бұрын

Adorable! Bravo! I love you Mike! 😍🤣

@justjoan4010 Жыл бұрын

Had me in stitches, Mike. Fun-nee. 😊

@2sherbear Жыл бұрын

Dude is hilarious!! Love his expressions and mannerism.

@juliewagner8240 Жыл бұрын

Omg! The tripping children bit! 😂😂😂

@mrbestbw Жыл бұрын

😂🤣 Mike's insane... I'm Getting On My Nerves 😃😃 It's Not Outta Need It's Outta Patience 🤣😂

@AuthenticWe Жыл бұрын

Dude was absolutely funny 🤣😆 thank you

@Michaelkaydee 9 ай бұрын

This was fantastic... had me hollering

@HoneyGoldJasmine Жыл бұрын

“I steal now” 😂😂😂😂😂😂

@sheltonbailey6548 Жыл бұрын

Brilliant! Hilarious set!

@amw2130 11 ай бұрын

Love this! Thanks sooo much for the laughs!! You are hilarious😂

@Imhotep70 Жыл бұрын

DryBar, y'all are terrible for making us wait so long for this!

@Ifllc Жыл бұрын

13:05 this is the point where I folded 😂😂😂

@joannaedwards6325 Жыл бұрын

I didn't make it to 5 min.

@johnbravo1034 Жыл бұрын

Omg, this guy is awesome.👏👏🙌

@JM-wu3fs 3 ай бұрын

I don’t think I love someone more than this man. He’s awesome ❤

@kisserofdogs3218 Жыл бұрын

Love this guy! I laugh at him, laughing at himself. 😂🤣

@MrTPF1 Жыл бұрын

Oh man! I'm sitting here just laughing like crazy! 😭😭😭

@seandalrymple392 Жыл бұрын

Funny man! 👍 Some more experience on the big stage and he will be unstoppable! Another one for the Dry Bar ,respect! 🙏💚

@1stRoi Жыл бұрын

@Sean Dalrymple he's been at this for awhile. Mike has always been consistently funny. It would be an awesome milestone for him to eventually get his own special.