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Its very true ive been watching this nearly everyday before bed.....its so bizarre.

That's what I use it for.

True ,its working for me ( though i have no insomnia issues...)

No, God heals insomnia through him

That’s no lady, that’s Prince!

50 shades of purple

For war of course

Maybe they were calling for rain…

😅

👌👍🏻😂🤣🤣😄😂😂👍🏻👌👌👌😂🤣🤣

This was 2018???!!

@@driftwoods2229 No this was filmed almost 30 years ago.

​​@@alexknudsen2759 this actually was filmed in 2017 - 2018 it's hard to believe but it really was 😂 if you fast forward to the very end they even mention KZfaq. At the end of the credits it's also got the date 2017.

@@jackkelly3697 no fucking way 😂

underrated comment. lold good!

And drink plenty of water.

Lol

Did you end up doing so? And get any interesting responses from that?

I say that to people when they consume Taco Bell.

We all know it's not real

You're right, that swelling went down!

leobapster Was at that point of the video when I read this comment. I literally lol’d.

MrDudes52 Neither is wrestling

Best reply ever.

Have a good day when you do go to work

sputnik56 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

😂🤣

thanks for the laugh, bro

😂😂😂😂😂 sorry

I've done some changing of your blinker fluid & bumper coolant and since a AC Delco rep is working thru me, 50% of my customers sense a feeling of tingling & confusion and need to drink a lot of water for 24 hrs to wash the bullshit out of the mucus membrane system ;)

The channel should be renamed to naturopatheticshow

Twenty minutes? Try 5...

Why go even go into the shop. He can heal your car over the phone.

Sounds like your average car mechanic

The burp at 13:38 ....

The pen and clipboard really got me

@@DubiousGrin I bet he had sandwich breath after that

Why do you say you are not surprised he used to be a chiropractor?

@@RickysPlace1 Chiropractic is also an alternative form of medicine and it goes back even to esoteric stuff, which is very similar to what this guy's doing here. Pure pseudo bs.

Some expert shuffling and scribbling on display here.

And high quality scam too

@@stargate445 High quality scams don't come cheap.

I agree. The flimflam man wins.

You also may see Alan Chumack videos - soviet TV-healer

It's far more likely that he loosely believes in God/spiritual healing, and has told himself that hey, maybe this DOES work on some level that even he doesn't understand. Atheists are typically the first ones to debunk this nonsense, not to practice it.

Dude is getting this moneyyy

@@EyeMixMusic The OP's point is that he likely knows full well what he's doing is placebo, he just discovered that its very easy money tapping into alternative medicine. What he currently does requires far less physical work than chiropractic which is probably why he switched to this spiritual hand-wave healing.

@@DarkFilmDirector I'm not an Atheist, but if people are this gullible, perhaps it is better for them and society to believe in spiritual hand-wave healing rather than in (organized) religion.

@heXaron Could you provide an example?

Lol

Damn I laughed out loud

The reason why he needs to write it down is that he might forget his BS diagnose and get exposed. 😂

Purple, mauve and taupe

@@zzforspdThey say that taupe is very soothing.

Shh!

I’m glad you said wallet

Darren Anthony 🤪🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

Darren Anthony this almost made me pee a little

Ha ha ha ha ha. Best comment.

Omg!!! Busted out LMAO!! That's what I kept thinking! What the Hell is he really writing!? 😂😂😂😂 yet I watch this night after night. It's my go to ASMR! 🤣🤣🤣🤣

Sandy Eriksen likewise 😴

I apologize for my sandwich breath.

mimcmullen this comment is gold

But 90% of people get sandwich breath within 24 hours, if we did that properly...

Chevrolet, zebra and honesty

@@BuenoW Only when it's done correctly.

You fucking bastard I laughed so hard at your comment I woke up my wife. Your pure gold sir

Obviously

your response made my day.

I dunno, when I think back to some of the dogs I've slept with, it makes my middle leg shrivle up.

Hope everyone here has a wonderful response.

Excelent. First :D

Tuxedo Mask “My job here is done”

This is the way

​@@MisterWin but you didnt do anything

Are you serious?

@@deepzzzleep3575 no

Did you have an amazing response?

Fried brain

@@thomasmahon4220 genius lol

radioactive.cat yeah. The bullshit level is off the chart in this one.

It's a placebo effect...

He pulled the measurements, 100% ...proof 100!!

Exactly...do you find yourself watching ASMR videos, to get away from the b.s. in the media?

@@carlosreyes5371 Yes. More often these days

Agreed. I believed everything up until that part 🤣🤣🤣

FYI a 32nd of an inch is 0.79 millimeters. This guy's eye sight is out of this world!

@@saintdenis11 No shit, he walks on two worlds so of course his vision is out of this world! :)

thats how he gets you. youre busy thinking about that while hes siphoning your wallet!! LMAO

And here I thought they wanted you keep your shoes on so they could see any wear on one shoe verses the other. But, hey, if you can see a 32nd of an inch differential with naked eye who needs shoes? ?

Well he's using the force in effect to heal people. Darth Vader force choked a guy through a view screen. You know, it checks out.

@@dancooper6002 He's doing that over the phone. Hands shaking, warping the force, choking people or whatever. Why not with Messenger then? Now, it will be 140$.

… Except that whole “physically impossible” part where you cannot heal someone over a phone line. Sure, it’s great asmr but you’re not cured of anything.

@@dancooper6002 come to Utah, I have a bridge to sell you

Troy Giles

“When I am an old woman I shall wear purple.”

its 4 lol

Old Mrs. Lavender!

She’s royalty

Purple is siiiiick!

Backdraft 😂😂😂😂

I would give a like, but i prefer to leave it at 69.

Hes not even trying anymore lol

Backdraft This is a trick a lot of faith healers use...

Bruh 😂😂😂

Exactly....same words for each person

RIGHT!! LIke bro, were filming!! Mix it up!!!!

I’m religious and I would go to a physical therapist or family doctor if I had these problems. The crap this guy is doing (magical movement with his hands) is the exact opposite of what a religious person believes. It’s technically witchcraft which is considered sinful in the Bible.

His hand movements are like the rhythm 4/4 he is doing lol....

@@deanwinchester3356 The Bible/theism is no less ridiculous than what he's doing. Hate to break it to you.

...and landed on your feet. This is pretty awesome unexpected ASMR. Voices, background noises and recording equipment is perfect. Nice username btw!

Sorry for my sandwich breath! Dont need to see anymore, give this man the award, standing ovation my friend

Yup, I myself wandered down faux ASMR wormhole.

You tube, wine, loneliness and time can lead to a crazy path.

@Mike Litoris Yep, it's gold. His clipboard and pen are particular perfection.

😂😂

exactly. I was just about to comment that too

Agreed. Too bad this man didn’t discover ASMR on KZfaq. Maybe he’ll start a channel?

Exactly

Lmao wtf

"The other half is through email" have a wonderful response!

You nailed it

😂😂😂😂 Man you described it correctly

Excellent analysis.

I think Bullshit is a bit cruel .... more like pigshit and a pen.

Exactly. He's the skeptic's charlatan. He's not going for the overt mysticism of the occult believers. He's seemingly medical and uses hospital jargon to put the skeptics at ease. And the water. Let's not forget the water. Drink plenty of water.

Was about to say, God chose wisely in giving this dude the Celestial Powers of Measurement™️, despite all other problems he could solve

@@lilgoldenbuddyone extra millimeter and he could unfold the entire cosmos

I wish he had 10 patient that day

It actually looks really soothing, though. Sometimes these massages are so intense it looks painful.

His whole thing is very very specifically constructed. Notice how he tells his "patients" that most people experience this and that feeling/sensation, which is literally just him planting that into their brains. I bet 90% of the people who DO feel that only feel it because he's told them to expect it. He's very confident and comforting, and that alone has a massive impact on how people feel. It's an interesting effect that I think genuine medicine should learn to utilize more, but the way he does it is obviously a predatory thing.

@@MFKitten Wow, I know Saul and you are off base with your predatory thing.

Yeah I've been to a chiropractor several times over the years and I have yet to have seen one do any work like that 😄

@@chilichickSantaFe He's not wrong at all. The practice of "spiritual healing" is 100% fraudulent. Although it is possible this "Dr. Saul" actually believes in what he's doing, ill people are willingly turning their money over to a man that waves his hands around and calls that healing when they could be getting more substantial treatment.

@EnriqueLovinLife I keep thinking that if you say God is working through you, then why do you need to write things down?

​@@cvbabcbecause he likes seeing things.

How old are you?

The 90's oak wood finish and the clearly early to mid aughts filming? Definitely.

It reminds me of an 80's PBS show

It gives me the sensation of a bad vintage rape porn movie

Yeah, looks like an 80’s video with Jenna Jameson as the teacher

Eric Reynolds Lol

😂

lmao

Your comment is pure gold.

😂😂😂😂😂

Graynoble yes! The paper towels believe! We should follow the paper towels towards healing and absorbency of light spills.

Graynoble 😂😂😂😂

I never noticed that before 😂😂

Yeah those towels ate him up 😂

You know you are dealing with a professional when they sterilize your face rest with paper towels from the floor.

bruhhh you got my deceaseddddddd hahahahaha

Ute Uncle Barry you’re missing the key facts here guys. He’s been to 8! EIGHT! Different countries!!!!

@@squitowatson9248 But can he establish his sandwich breath?

you can't forget the triangles, the ones we call triangles, and you also can't forget to bounce the azhna and if you fall asleep that's completely normal.

@@TheLTG He forgot to close his throat chakra!

Paul Chapman Is he in the mob in Jersey? 😊

Lol

Fantastic!...yeah working out which stripper to call-on. Filling out lotto tickets.

@@lightningbug276 No....that is Charlie Hungerford.

Gas for my van that I live in

😂😂😂😂

This comment is the best one 💀

You must need a hearing aid because none of them said "ok, whatever".

@@TheBirdThatKnowsWhatsGood You must need reading comprehension lessons, because I clearly meant that as a non-literal summary of his attitude, not a direct quote. Most other people seemed to get it.

@@yohei72 You literally put quotation marks which means you were quoting something from the video, and now you say i need comprehension lessons😂 dumbest shit ive ever seen.

​@@yohei72 you set the non-literal bar a bit higher than needed 😉

@@tomastoth3839 Don’t need a bar, I don’t drink.

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LMAOOOOO

Great now i want salad and breadsticks

@@cloneskiller lol.

This video has more comments that made me laugh, then any other. LMFAO

I'd like to mortgage the bill and have it paid off when I go to heaven

HILARIOUS!!!

Billing department be like “Please hold. An angel will be with you shortly.”

@@TheTurtleRage😂

And 50% get saliva splashed in their faces.

There's another offline version?

@@zemjano. There’s a shorter version that is all over the place. I’ve never seen this full length version.

"All-you-can-eat-peanut-buffet, here I come!"

Nah, he handled that while he was curing his thyroid with a hand wave. LMFAO

dont be jealous.

😂

nibu nibu 🤦‍♀️🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

Of course. Social distancing helps prevent the spread of sandwich breath.

But... he literally touched both of those people on their backs

@@lsurouge Hopefully everyone is keeping their navy suit's for war clean.

J.M. James sorry I got red in the face

Brian Kelleher true😂

And ASMR to those who unknowingly feel it (unaware of what ASMR is but still feel it to the full affect, which is probably his 50%) most likely "feel" a difference for sure due to the zen that is ASMR in a real life setting.

I’d rather pay $50 for an hour long full body massage

100 bucks isn't that much when one cannot fall asleep. I've had that issue for almost 2 months straight. Imagine not sleeping for 7 days at all.

Hey , a popular psychic gets like $200 a session

I'm surprised he does it as it's one of the oldest cons in the book.

I had the leg length trick done to me at a big church healing conference when I was 12, I genuinely thought they’d helped me, my mom and dad and whole family thought they’d actually performed a miracle on me.

@@0kieD0kiee How arrogant of you to think you are smarter than everyone else present.

Probably it's because he's chanting his bullshit about percentages while massaging

Reminds me of my exes massage technique

To me it's the pen and clipboard, dropping on the clipboard then sliding it on and off the clipboard, it's absolute gold and puts me out

fire cat meow LMAO!

They've done studies, you know.

Both got the same list regardless of what they said their actual problems were lol

@@sandwichbreath0 🤣😂😂🤣🤣🤣👍🏼

This video from 2017 or 2018

ASMR *is* healing! :D

lekoman agreed

ASMR is god 😂

Good analysis. 🙂

True, but ASMR, and said deep states of stress relief are proven to be positive for health. It’s a pretty widely accepted fact high levels over a prolonged period of time of stress and the related hormones which cause feels of stress are extremely detrimental if not deadly in the long run, leading to a litany of health issues, so, hey, if they’re all just bringin some ASMR, so be it

Oh god I need this edit!

That guy over there, doing bullshit jedi hand waving

If you’re dumb enough to fall for this you deserve to be scammed

TrippyLiving or desperate, or in the old lady’s case, maybe she isn’t mentally able anylonger to tell what’s BS and a scam

@axertrybal realest comment I've seen today.

An elderly scam artist

😂

Ryan Thomas This comment is life

Yeah, he's a piece of shit con man

The god of ink is angry with this one. No ink for you !

THIS. COMMENT. WON.THE.WAR.

Of course his ink dried up. God knows an idiot when He sees one 😁

What?!

Yep like an old 90s cable access show

That part just stuck out to me as I was watching.😭😭 like damn so if it doesn’t work that’s cause of something I did

So? Doctors do that all the time. Patients that don't cooperate don't get better going to any doctor.

This man blows goats. I have proof.

So that’s where the old Highbury trophy cabinet ended up.

Party time excellent

And also bullshit

but mainly SHENANIGANS!!!

😂 vanilla quackery. White folks don't seem to get that one😂😂😂😂

😆

Hahaha

C is for cookie. That's good enough for me.

😂 omg that’s funny

Lol

My dude has a clipboard though and if I have learned anything from Grey's Anatomy clipboards equal SCIENCE.

No doubt. And he was careful to add the charlatan's disclaimer. "...whatever the person is 'allowing themselves' to receive with the healing 'usually' manifests..." So, in other words, when it doesn't work, its your fault not his. Pure con-artist.

Seriously

tell that to pharma companies

@@ADjustinG2013 At least the medicine works in pharmacies.

Aaa Bbb it really doesn’t do anything other than treat symptoms instead of actually teaching people how to be a healthy human being. Also anti depressants and all those pills will wreck your health. Hopefully cannabis and other natural remedies put those crooks out of business for good.

Especially purple ones

Gordon Conaway nothing about this makes sense lol

10:52 His answer, which really doesn't clarify.

It takes to long for people to take on and off their shoes. Time is money to these people.

short explanation: HE LYIN'

Hey you Gordon!! You take yer common sense with you and scram! We don't like yer kind round here boah!

Same thing I was thinking about

I will bet you that he never was an atheist at all.

I think that’s a Jewish name though.

This woman"s set has almost the same furniture general aesthetic of Eric Andre's set

Yup because when something is “free” to everyone, it’s always great quality. The fact that you think someone’s labor should be free means you believe in slavery.

@@The-Skinn Doctors in countries where healthcare is free are still paid😭 They are just paid by the government as opposed to a private entity. Plus I’ve heard from many Americans that the level of care that they received in countries where healthcare is free was far greater than in America. I suggest doing a little bit of research on universal healthcare before spewing inflammatory nonsense

Amazing comment.

@@The-Skinn you’re really stupid

@@The-Skinn Come visit Australia then tell us all about that. When you do, don't forget to explain why our doctors and surgeons are ranked world-class and why American, British and Canadian doctors come here to study under them. Your mistake is believing that universal healthcare only exists in the Soviet form. Our doctors aren't slaves working for free, they're paid by the government via our taxes. Everyone earning over a certain threshold here simply pays a 2% levy once a year with their tax return. And before you say that's THEFT and COMMUNISM, it's not even calculated on your entire income, only the portion over the high threshold -- and what we get for that is the security of full access to our world-ranked healthcare system, and never needing to choose between surgery and homelessness if we're unlucky enough to lose our job at the worst time possible.

If it was fake, he wouldn't have needed to stop and grab the notes.

@@UlrichRibbentrop it is fake

@@UlrichRibbentrop say what?

@@rosuppp Dude just stop, how many times are you gonna say it’s fake. Ulrich is correct, if it was fake he wouldn’t need to check his notes.

@@elliotjames1273 or he’s just pretending you moron

good observation. he directed the conversation to avoid tough questions, although she was already supportive.

His speech is highly regimented, he says the same things at the same time to each of his victims. Like a bad actor doing a scene. That's because he has discovered that doing it in this way -- inflicting the ASMR on people -- requires particular things to occur to trigger it. Unlike an actor, however, he doesn't let on that he's playing a part.

I just saw this one recently too where he does the same thing. Interviewer is fan-girling hard and he's utterly dismissive of her, refusing to be drawn on specifics. What makes it so awkward is she's clearly a believer and is blind to the utter lack of respect he has for her and the callers: kzfaq.info/get/bejne/aqeAqph52LWpnJs.html

is the podride a reference to a asmr cause Navy suit ones i get it

@@adi5877 kzfaq.info/get/bejne/atJ7pJSXrNq8doE.html

Make America Great Again what?

Make America Great Again not following you here. Did he light up during the vid and I missed it??

Its part of his schtick.

E J that’s just what I thought , that probably explains why he’s not very active

Brett Wilson can you not tell he’s a smoker by his voice , constant coughing and clearing his throat

Cough courtesy of American Tobacco

Felix Truvere 😂🤣😂🤣

Dr Saul Shaye's magical bullshit combined with the power of purple sustains her.

She didn’t have a good response and passed due to dehydration. She forgot to drink lots of water.

At 9:53

Matthew Rollins 😆😆😆😆