Thank you, I never saw this particular Headlines segment! Much appreciated!

This is hilarious! Jay's delivery makes the sketch even funnier. "Headlines"...a great idea...true publications are more entertaining than a written script in these segments.

Hilarious! I love these segments so much.

Damn. That’s a crisp clip! This is my happy place. Thank you for uploading. 🙏🏻💖

Thank you, This is another particular Headlines segment that I haven't seen before. I always appreciate them. More quality laughs!

Jay and Kevin are so much more talented and funny, especially with the Headlines bit, than today's (2023) late night garbage. If Jay would return to the Tonight show, I'd again watch late night TV.

LOL the jewelry store robber on the left looks like Dale Gribble from King of the Hill!!! Damn it Dale!!😁

A lot of laughs in this clip. Thank you so much for posting.

Little does he know, cornhole games actually do exist. 😂

thanks for this new upload of Jay's headlines!

Thanks for sharing! Haven't seen this one.

The magical driftwood comes with a bag of PEECHES!

LOL @ 6:30 - "You don't have to go in close, we know what it looks like."

It's interesting that Cornhole games are now a thing.

The poop ornament guys were way ahead of their time since that is actually a thing now.

The baby in the 2nd one looks like Hunter S. Thompson. Surprised that got by Jay.

3:48 reminds me of Downtown Julie Brown.

In my hometown there was a sushi restaurant right next door to a tropical fish store. Needless to say both are now out of business. Too bad as I never had the opportunity to try the happy hour specials.

I don't understand. They didn't mention Trump's name even once. How is it possible?!

My daughter was born in that Jackson Hospital.😂It's located in Marianna, Florida (Jackson county).

That Dr Wabha doesn't come very highly recommended by his patients 😳😳

Imagine if there was more than one Wahbah in practice at that location! "You wanna page Wahba Wahba Wahba or annuddah Doctah Wahba?" 🤗

The only comedian I have ever heard that made fun of the name "cornhole". About 20 years overdue.

You have to wonder how many of these "mistakes" are deliberate send-ins from the newspapers. "I love my baby:" A 40+ year old baby Doesnt make it any less entertaining, though 😂😂

Cornhole games are real.

New stuff, right on.

Ya ya Spock decided it should be the police story

Got Stess?

FYI, I'm the one who positively identified those jewelry store bandits. You're welcome Chernoyble 👍

Out of the people in the headline paper who would of thought Courtney Love would be the one alive 🤔

Was the hairdresser really non-committal before Jay went on the air?

Saw this in the acme…Italian bread $1.99 2 for $5.00

The comment about the Dr.'s name is due to ignorance. He is from Egypt and in Middle Eastern countries The son is often given the father's name and the middle names are those of grandfather, great grandfather and so on. It is not unusual for a man in that culture to have 3 names the same.

Could someone explain the who's yer daddy joke on the dollar bill? Who is that man supposed to look like?

Way funnier than Fallon.

Please edit out the nudity at the end, don't want to see that!

3:08 Letterman covered the same story in his Small Town News segment at 0:35 at watch?v=ap_WnBw9ijQ. It's unusual that both comedians would cover the same story, and it provides a unique comparison of the two hosts!