Heal Heart / Evade Tax
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Жыл бұрын
@HaldaneSmith Жыл бұрын
Forwarding this to Jeff Bezos and Bill Gates.
@gkchong4240 Жыл бұрын
@@schokoloko2092 I don't think you know what he's talking about.
@schokoloko2092 Жыл бұрын
@@gkchong4240 yeah, maybe. I thought because they are super rich, and do evade taxes all the time. And Elin does too, so I thought he would fit into that. That's not what they meant?
@gkchong4240 Жыл бұрын
@@schokoloko2092 they both got divorced
@schokoloko2092 Жыл бұрын
@@gkchong4240 ahhh, okay. Thanks!
@raintalon6138 Жыл бұрын
They already know.
@hyperswag506 Жыл бұрын
This and the mis-information rap are probably the two best
@aaronfawcett9911 Жыл бұрын
Idk, nothing will beat "You will never be a billionaire" for me. Lives rent free in my head.
@hyperswag506 Жыл бұрын
@@aaronfawcett9911 But don't give up on your dreams!
@Voidsurfr Жыл бұрын
"dont wanna do my day job" to me
@batzdoartz Жыл бұрын
I like the trustworthy banks one
@axuwu6939 Жыл бұрын
Big churches doing shady things will always be one of my favorites too!
@angelaphsiao Жыл бұрын
Step 5 to healing a broken heart: rebound with the tax evasion guy
@shy8054 Жыл бұрын
Then aftet you caught the rebound. Absolutely dunk on the tax guy since he can't touch you.
@zackbuildit88 7 ай бұрын
MAKE OUT SLOPPY STYLE WITH YOUR RICH CLONE!
@Silver5kull 6 ай бұрын
talk about Loving Yourself
@Red-in-Green 6 ай бұрын
Pure sugar daddy
@Garlic_Bread24601 5 ай бұрын
I ship it
@tazp123 Жыл бұрын
The background "ooo just a little bit of wage theft" killed me.
@C.L.Hinton 7 ай бұрын
Me, too! 😂 It's the little things like that that make his comedy top-tier.
@HaldaneSmith Жыл бұрын
I forgot to inherit billions from my parents, and now my broken heart won't heal.
@xkaxsky.69 Жыл бұрын
Underrated comment
@sovereignDrop7 Жыл бұрын
Underrated comment
@tomaszgodlewski8051 Жыл бұрын
Same my dude, i have been broken-hearted fir the last 8 years
@kingnduh6654 Жыл бұрын
@@tomaszgodlewski8051mh are you 26-28 years old?! just asking 🙂
@oniid6212 9 ай бұрын
Not just inherit, inherit through stocks 😉
@Ailun__ Жыл бұрын
Nothing heals a broken heart quite like tax evasion and worker exploitation 🙏🙏🙏😩😩😩
@MissJilly0 Жыл бұрын
Not tax evasion (illegal), tax avoidance (completely legal)
@6Shots_ofEspresso Жыл бұрын
exploiting CHILD workers?
@Cheese_McCheeseMan Жыл бұрын
@@MissJilly0same thing but different words and one gets you in federal prison
@delanovanraalte3646 Жыл бұрын
do you want to be exploited?
@Egress00 Жыл бұрын
It's self-love ♥️
@lydiawalton4822 Жыл бұрын
"Heal your Heart, Hoard your Wealth, and Steal that Sparkle Back" Quote of the Year
@rixaxeno7167 7 ай бұрын
As the sages of old have said, "Fuck Bitches, Get Money"
@bensonfitch6697 7 ай бұрын
I feel like steal that sparkle back was the perfect culmination of the song, and it perfectly combined the two sides
@Z00D0ct0r Жыл бұрын
Instructions unclear managed to fall in love with my wealth
@nutmegdoesstuff1339 Жыл бұрын
The dragon ending.
@livedandletdie 10 ай бұрын
Imagine if Oprah Winfrey worked in HR... And you are fired, and you are fired, and you are fired... Now I wouldn't mind being so rich that I could hire that billionaire as chief of HR.
@Bluebox3 10 ай бұрын
I think it's fine
@fnaffan2425 7 ай бұрын
Greed:
@HaldaneSmith Жыл бұрын
My tax advisor/therapist personally endorses all eight of these tips. My tennis coach concurs.
@artsmakesmusic7990 Жыл бұрын
Yours are separate??
@Noahdaz 6 ай бұрын
You should set them up with each other, they sound like a match made in some very scary place
@abolishgender3240 Жыл бұрын
The best way to heal a broken heart is to watch the sunset with a tax evader in a situation that has clear romantic undertones. Got it.
@JUST.A.PERSON.EXISTING 10 ай бұрын
And the history books say they were *ROOMATES* 😂😂
@NoName-fg7bu Жыл бұрын
Heart breaks and tax evasion go hand in hand. So glad I have this one stop shop to help me through both ❤
@pg7513 Жыл бұрын
That's too many steps I'm just gonna keep evading taxes illegally.
@cfri9332 Жыл бұрын
When they make obeying the law easier I'll do it
@graphospasm5394 Жыл бұрын
@@cfri9332 It really is easier in the long term though or the rich wouldnt be doing it.
@cfri9332 Жыл бұрын
@@graphospasm5394 It's not easier, it's more lucrative. They pay one or more people who do specifically only that to do it.
@Milk_____________________ 10 ай бұрын
@@graphospasm5394 we all know Jeff Bezos does not pay his taxes a lot
@calvinmcneil9824 10 ай бұрын
Remember,the Government is only okay with you evading taxes if you make a "donation"
@nomadbobbity2169 Жыл бұрын
A positively wonderful song
@OrangeDrinkOfficial 10 ай бұрын
Yeah
@totallyNOTescaped Жыл бұрын
"And they were roomates"
@insertnamehere9718 Жыл бұрын
OH MY GOD THEY WERE ROOMMATES
@totallyNOTescaped 10 ай бұрын
. Ur my new favorite person
@JUST.A.PERSON.EXISTING 10 ай бұрын
BAHAHAHAHA
@fandomfollower5247 Жыл бұрын
Now I need a story where these two guys are forced to room together for a contrived reason, and the tax evader learns that money isn’t everything, and the heart broken learns to love again.
@CharaOwO 7 ай бұрын
With each other?? 😰
@ryokenftw 7 ай бұрын
@@CharaOwO bro just think about how good of friends they two can be
@moonboy5584 Жыл бұрын
Weirdly wholesome.
@EEEEEEEE 6 ай бұрын
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@GulianaGrissett-jd6dn Жыл бұрын
“Heal your heart and hoard your wealth.” Two best sentence I’ve heard all day.
@cartortoise_0733 Жыл бұрын
oh you know just a pinch of ✨tax evasion✨
@yeetthesheep3149 Жыл бұрын
Naturally people focus on the tax evasion, but the advice for healing a heart is actually really good. Now I can get over my divorce and starve public services!
@mlem6951 Жыл бұрын
This was so random. I have no idea why this was shown to me, but i love it. Now i need to start to emplyoe workes, so i can exploit them to heal my heart.
@EmersonBrophy Жыл бұрын
You’ve been chosen, the algorithm does not make mistakes
@m111sss6 Жыл бұрын
Such uplift
@RspBerrie 10 ай бұрын
WE MAKIN IT OUTTA THE IRS’S GREEDY HANDS WITH THIS ONE 🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🔥🔥🔥💯💯💯💸💸💸
@Witchyelfpeach11512 Жыл бұрын
This should be a mandatory video for therapy!
@MakriaMicronation Жыл бұрын
This is how I found this channel and now I love it
@zyadaw Жыл бұрын
this song single handedly healed my broken heart and fixed my financial issues
@ThisAintAStupidName Жыл бұрын
Instructions unclear, ended up legally evading my heart.
@snarkyandbarky Жыл бұрын
This is the catchiest tune. I’m going to him this all day
@thegreenxeno9430 Жыл бұрын
I literally needed this so much right now.
@thegreenxeno9430 Жыл бұрын
I need more of this journey / Now explain options, ETF's, dividends and hedge funds
@foolwithtoomanynames Жыл бұрын
I love this tax evasion and/or learn to love again arc for you. ❤️🧡💛💚🩵💜🩷
@Drotdog Жыл бұрын
If it’s legal it’s not tax evasion, it’s tax avoidance.
@gregdubya1993 Жыл бұрын
Bingo. No one seems to get the difference. Like tax avoidance is a bad thing.
@Drotdog Жыл бұрын
@@gregdubya1993 tax avoidance is a bad thing, generally. It’s just legal. That is the only distinction.
@ohyeah3365 Жыл бұрын
They make money on their money through buying back their own stocks and then write off the interest they pay on their loans which is less than they pay in capitol gains. Legal tax evasion set up for the super rich.
@anakinlowground5515 Жыл бұрын
But wage theft is illegal. You can’t do it legally while simultaneously breaking the law
@Drotdog Жыл бұрын
@@anakinlowground5515 Yes, but I wasn't talking about wage theft at all? I was just making the distinction between tax evasion and avoidance which wasn't made in the video.
@ricardosolorzano4273 Жыл бұрын
When you and your homie got different values in life but still care for each other in your own way
@Ethan.YT. Жыл бұрын
There's also 4 main tips for skiing in my opinion (from someone who's only skied 2 times in Finland) 1• Have some skies and ski boots. 2• Step into the skies and make sure they are properly on. 3• Go onto a slope and ski down just keep your legs pretty much straight. 4• Turn your skies together to stop easily.
@happykermit7221 Жыл бұрын
Would this be considered selfcest?
@EmersonBrophy Жыл бұрын
Normalise sensitive and open friendships between two people of the same person
@tomde24 Жыл бұрын
Maybe narcissism?
@hyperfox0934 Жыл бұрын
@Emerson Brophy that... that was a fucking masterful move oh my god? I feel like I just watched a man smoothly snatch a wallet and then get immediately smacked to the floor with some sort of perfect Goldberg-machine-esk madness set off by the person he stole from... wtffff.....
@DavidRamirez-se2yt Жыл бұрын
@@tomde24 healthy, positive narcissism
@alexcrazy1492 Жыл бұрын
Perhaps a guilt you’re talking about but I mean if they were ever to you now mmmm it might be considered masterbation
@animationmusicals 10 ай бұрын
this is great and this guy has an amazing voice btw
@animationmusicals 10 ай бұрын
and also he's legit charming
@ProfesionalNoob6921 Жыл бұрын
Dare someone to actually follow the tax evasion thing
@cyncir Жыл бұрын
That first step is kinda hard..
@ProfesionalNoob6921 Жыл бұрын
@@cyncir try try again!
@DangerNoodleReads Жыл бұрын
The top 1% already are!
@ProfesionalNoob6921 Жыл бұрын
@@DangerNoodleReads indeed
@mainhalo117 6 ай бұрын
@@DangerNoodleReads0.0001% not 1%
@AkariIto Жыл бұрын
One of the most underrated KZfaqr of all time.
@theboardshorts Жыл бұрын
How perfectly timed this latest awesome production came along for me. Another GENIUS make by Emerson. "And bring the sparkle back" line stuck in my head already. Perfect. Just like I was silently singing the whole of Alone on Christmas all of last December, and January! You're honestly a superstar genius to me mate.
@monkeyspark2613 Жыл бұрын
We making it out of the depression with this one!
@Soooomthing Жыл бұрын
These two things together are an unstoppable force
@annie_bananiee 6 ай бұрын
Thank you so much! Hopefully I can get the IRS of my back now with these simple steps ❤
@mysticalkeyblade759 Жыл бұрын
You’re absolutely amazing bro
@EternalNetzah Жыл бұрын
Heart still broken, and I'm jobless so no taxes to pay. Nice 👍
@absolutelynot.3739 Жыл бұрын
The funny thing is i can say 'thanks this really helped' and no one could tell whether im healing from a hard time or commiting a crime
@ZCisCool Жыл бұрын
That was… Unexpected wholesome 👍🏼
@pbarnz5013 Жыл бұрын
This makes me want to tip off the ATO about my ex...... but in a healing and cathartic way.
@murtad123 Жыл бұрын
half of this song is usefull
@garrysmith1029 Жыл бұрын
Which half
@ikindajustexist520 Жыл бұрын
@@garrysmith1029 the important half
@tsb4576 Жыл бұрын
@Dante the part that helped us
@erinbathie-moore8478 7 ай бұрын
Im blown away by how strangely wholesome this was. Good job ❤
@trentonbeeson7132 Жыл бұрын
dude thanks for posting this tutorial, it took me 2 weeks to find a legitimate tutorial on evading taxes, this is such a life saver!
@flynnstarkins7041 10 ай бұрын
“ooh just a little bit of wage theft”
@PulkUlanow 7 ай бұрын
Best beat of the song tbh
@nope12425 7 ай бұрын
Just the perfect amout
@Regular_Decorated_Emergency Жыл бұрын
This actually slaps though.
@theultranot-owl8840 2 ай бұрын
It's giving movie end/credits song and I'm vibing with it
@lisahansen471 7 ай бұрын
Man, the quote "Steal that sparkle back." Is such a quote.
@amadddd0 Жыл бұрын
Elon after his next divorce
@mask938 3 ай бұрын
I ship Recent Breakup Guy with Tax Evasion Guy.
@Oddities_and_sanses 10 ай бұрын
Step 5 for broken heart guy: marry the tax evasion guy
@isamakesdragons 7 ай бұрын
This is JUST what ive been looking for! Thank you SO much!
@cultofhampter Жыл бұрын
Instructions unclear, on october 23th 2077 the entire world will end because i did a lil goofy in the multiverse
@whisperingforest9909 Жыл бұрын
Ill date men from now on i aint even gay men are just better time to clap a homie
@luismurcia4325 Жыл бұрын
Copied
@andeorosoreauyaseimoga8190 Жыл бұрын
This gaves me Bo Burnham vibes, but at the same time is different, and I love that.
@creeperchan8504 7 ай бұрын
I really like how they made them like best friends instead of enemies that fight each other constantly over who gets the spotlight or something.
@novakane0 Жыл бұрын
God I love tax evasion
@somker-zw1mg Жыл бұрын
instruction unclear evaded heart
@EmersonBrophy Жыл бұрын
Hmm this is good feedback, sorry about the heart tho
@Poly_Hes_Gone 7 ай бұрын
healed taxes
@somker-zw1mg 7 ай бұрын
@@Poly_Hes_Gone yuh
@iswhackadoodle7776 7 ай бұрын
I was on the fence but the “Ooh just a little bit of wage theft” got me to sub. Well earned!
@t4nukie 7 ай бұрын
Really needed this tutorial. I have not paid my taxes
@soyborne.bornmadeandundone1342 Жыл бұрын
What a amazing artist you are no joke!
@jamesboond007 10 ай бұрын
Everyone that doesn’t pay taxes, shouldn’t have the right to use the things that get payed by the tax money.
@SnowRose-wn6gj 7 ай бұрын
(homeless/ jobless people)
@mainhalo117 6 ай бұрын
Agreed and if you don’t use the service you shouldn’t have to pay taxes for it either. Oh wait, 40% of the entire tax base don’t use most of the services they pay for.
@jamesboond007 6 ай бұрын
@@mainhalo117 do they don’t use the roads, the police, the firefighters, they don’t care if they get killed by a Chinese soldier, if a tornado or tsunami or something similar hits there city they don’t want to be rescued by the government and get free shelter and food from the Government, should I continue?
@mainhalo117 6 ай бұрын
@@jamesboond007 ok, so make them only pay for roads, police, vital infrastructure, etc. rather than all the social programs that all the lazy people rely on. Also, literally everything you’ve described involves private industry meaning that we don’t need taxes in the first place because we as a community can pay private companies to do it because that’s with the government does anyway.
@user-bk8vm8du9q 10 ай бұрын
This... This is... Honestly one of the best things I've heard in months
@Nab-ff3lp 10 ай бұрын
Broke up yesterday really needed this
@idontknoq4813 Жыл бұрын
This man dunked on wage theft as if wage labor itself isn't theft of surplus value.
@BananasAndBees Жыл бұрын
Yeah sounds about right lol
@Warrior_Cats_Master 7 ай бұрын
this song singlehandedly made my day. I absolutely love this guy
@dogup_updog Жыл бұрын
why is this song actually boosting my mood
@agentva3219 Жыл бұрын
Tax the rich
@ethanweiss5984 Жыл бұрын
Someone tell this man to go take an intro to macroeconomics class please🤣
@Fridge111 Жыл бұрын
Thank you so much for this song. I needed to listen to both of these songs for two problems I have. Made my day 😊
@BlahVideosBlahBlah 10 ай бұрын
I can't watch more than one of these in a row without feeling very stabby.
@someidiotfromover7yearsago Жыл бұрын
After my breakup Ive felt so depressed and really needed this. Gonna curl up with a good movie and eat the rich.
@atanamorell2 Жыл бұрын
Delicious 💯
@imdefinitelyok8658 8 ай бұрын
Thanks! Can't tell which advice I need more!
@unfunnydino7259 Жыл бұрын
Legend has it they are still sitting on that beach to this day
@BlissPheonix 4 ай бұрын
I like how he added the distraction of heal heart, so KZfaq wouldn’t eventually attack him.
@ksnkindsusngl2947 4 ай бұрын
People who found both of these usefull : Exactly what i needed :D
@ShitpostingJoJo 5 ай бұрын
This feels like the very concept of "Chaotic Good" 💀
@boredashell7475 6 ай бұрын
the tax evasion part helped me more
@SilverHallowed636 Жыл бұрын
The "Oh, it's one of these" is amazing.
@Missy_Cat Жыл бұрын
Man solved all of our issues.
@victoriaanderson7954 Жыл бұрын
Well young man I just watched a short take of your video about the right only caring about you when you're not born yet. I had to subscribe and come to your Channel and watch more videos! I like everything I'm seein and can't wait to see more!
@The_Quacken_ Жыл бұрын
There is one step to heal a broken heart: evade taxes
@dr.norman3973 5 ай бұрын
This actually pretty wholesome
@BarnabasU09 4 ай бұрын
No joke I would listen to a full version of this.
@Cynical_Socialist Жыл бұрын
HELL YEAH, I never knew I needed a song about the concept of “buy, borrow, die,” but here we are. Good job
@prorandocopier7945 Жыл бұрын
Man i love how it went from unwholesome to just "now that you have the infinite money glitch you can stress less, and heal up!"
@AlixL96 Жыл бұрын
Wow, it's the perfect song for those really specific therapists rich people hire to help them not feel guilty over hoarding wealth!
@Shane_saw667 4 ай бұрын
Man! 2 tutorials in one! How helpful 🤗
@diveblock2058 Жыл бұрын
Ok but "hord your wealth and steal that sparkle back" is an awesome quote
@ChesterJoe-qq2pn 9 ай бұрын
Information somehow crystal clear, successfully fixed my broken heart by committing millions of dollars in tax evasion
@nimbusthewicker2979 Жыл бұрын
Teaching people how to be dragons
@St1kez 7 ай бұрын
this video keeps coming up on my fyp, love it
@starklabs6721 Жыл бұрын
to be fair, id heal from a broken heart REAL FUCKING FAST if I inherited billions
@tsukiaquamooncat2041 Жыл бұрын
I'm trying not to laugh because I don't wanna choke on my breakfast! 😂😂😂😂😂😂
@absolutelynot.3739 Жыл бұрын
Honestly i would love to see this as a full song
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