The best minute standup that wasn't even a minute 😂
@JCTeXeN5 ай бұрын
Imagine if she said her name was Steven lol
@philosophik12675 ай бұрын
Had me dead
@geddesthesea8495 ай бұрын
she said possibly the funniest thing anyone could have said 😂
@dead_redux5 ай бұрын
I think lil dude messed it up on purpose, its part of the bit. she just said her real name
@icu38695 ай бұрын
I sure hope so - I’m so dumb thinking” She must be incredible if he’s willing to vouch for her comedic skills before seasoned judges he wants to impress. ” then I saw the lip lock he sprung on her and thought, oh, no. It may be his goal wasn’t to impress them, or (yikes) even her (ohNo!) But possibly to achieve what we just witnessed. I pray I was right the first time for once and pray it’s not some tragic foreshadowing of what’s to come.
@PHXNKVHXLIC4 ай бұрын
Your standards for comedy are very low then
@geddesthesea8494 ай бұрын
@@PHXNKVHXLIC 👍🏻
@Prosodyy4 ай бұрын
@@dead_reduxexactly, just a good setup from both.
@Desideratus21Ай бұрын
I bet she rocked his world too
@totallynotsuspiciousemail5696Ай бұрын
@@cheesewaldlmao why you say that
@styxrakash4639Ай бұрын
@@cheesewald A man can hope
@Desideratus21Ай бұрын
@@cheesewald don’t be jealous little buddy You’ll lose your V card one day
@nftrippy4442Ай бұрын
Big titty goth girls always do
@GandalfsHashPipeАй бұрын
@Desideratus21 What did cheesewald say? It looks like it got removed
@jbartlett06275 ай бұрын
When she breaks his heart all I can see is him on his knees yelling, Celiaaaaaaa! Why’d you leave meeeee! But I love you Celiaaaaa!
@PolyGrip25 күн бұрын
He got out of bed to wash his face, what do you expect.
@jhor72918 күн бұрын
He kissed her without caring if she wanted it on camera.....
@npcnobody4926Күн бұрын
@@jhor729he was probably kissing her everywhere the night before so he didn’t think about it
@marinevetoneroman723213 сағат бұрын
😅
@hdoglesby5 ай бұрын
"I do not know her last name.. nor her first name" 😂
@Hotsonix5 ай бұрын
I feel he planned that purposely, absolutely love it
@smartwatchonpluto5 ай бұрын
😂
@seana95865 ай бұрын
Just beautiful.. and a minute is fair its more than he lasted
@devolutioninc5 ай бұрын
She doesn't know her at all. LoL
@victorceniceros83085 ай бұрын
Lmfao 🤣
@yoshi24135 ай бұрын
And he yelled “CELIAAA” a good 5 times
@user-gi4wb4bj4j5 ай бұрын
It is part of the joke I assume
@FlyPVTarzan5 ай бұрын
@@user-gi4wb4bj4jhello bot, this event wasn’t planned. The dude got her name wrong after seemingly losing his V card to her
@wiljaxbrantley3425 ай бұрын
@@FlyPVTarzan it could be staged bro you never know
@natevv83805 ай бұрын
@@wiljaxbrantley342it’s alright it was funny as hell
@luxintelligentia46325 ай бұрын
Like in some 90s romcom ending. Ceeliaaaaahh ✊😭😭
@EdenDaBooty5 ай бұрын
“My name is Cynthia” made that bit 100X better 😂😂😂
@ronpeters7461Ай бұрын
Bro just lost is V card and is already pimpin. Respect my boy! 😂
@sperez32753 күн бұрын
Wym?? Boys fanned out but I love it 😂🤷♂️
@itzpshyxo5 ай бұрын
Walked in like the undertaker during Wrestle mania🤣🤣🤣🤣
@ddt08895 ай бұрын
🤣🤣🤣🤣 too accurate
@happybaals5 ай бұрын
That b¡tch does look like the undertaker.
@javiermartinezjr88495 ай бұрын
Lmfao
@user-bw5xi2ho3h5 ай бұрын
Thought it was the big show 🤔
@eskimoblack5 ай бұрын
Viscera 😂
@4kmentality5 ай бұрын
She didn’t even need 1 minute that took 1 second 😂
@ORaddlyispissedoff5 ай бұрын
Just like Heath lol
@onlyjoinedtotroll5 ай бұрын
🤣 @@ORaddlyispissedoff
@yh8jinx5 ай бұрын
Just like me fr
@stephenjemyers5 ай бұрын
@@ORaddlyispissedofffuck you came here 1st
@dairyman79835 ай бұрын
Just like last night.
@LeHunkyDory5 ай бұрын
If that wasn't a setup at the end. It's probably one of the best bits I've seen in a while.. This boyman is a genius! 😂
@didntcareanyways6670Ай бұрын
My man out here slayin dragons
@P1pC015 күн бұрын
Jesus has left the chat.
@sibusiso28416 сағат бұрын
He donkey fr
@jakec1205 ай бұрын
Taking down big game on his first hunt
@Spoofff5 ай бұрын
You stole that lol
@jimmygutierrez26245 ай бұрын
I’m fuckin deadddd
@alexxs7evin5 ай бұрын
Reminds me of DJ Qualls holding up that giant pair of leopard print panties!
@amanpotdar5 ай бұрын
😂😂😂😂😂😂
@amanpotdar5 ай бұрын
*He's literally Stephen Hawking but ROLES REVERSED*
@AfroKreamy5 ай бұрын
CELIAAAAAAAAAAAA. "My name is cynthia" 😂😂😂😂 i died for a solid minute
@MrGreen7572 ай бұрын
We all did, i think 😂
@bass1862 ай бұрын
I fell off my chair XD
@jonsobieralski6053Ай бұрын
SAME!!!! This shit is awesome.
@miltonbuuАй бұрын
How exactly is that funny? I seriously don't get it
@MrGreen757Ай бұрын
@@miltonbuu i don't know but the momentum was good and how she said it , it was good
@nicholasherrera5213Ай бұрын
Dr Phil just having the time of his life 😂
@pjacefilmsАй бұрын
Is it really Dr Phil? I feel like he looks like a characature of Dr phil
@Ahmad_StnАй бұрын
@@pjacefilmsbingo
@Karl_Marksman10 күн бұрын
@@pjacefilms sir how many mushrooms have you had to eat today
@dgoo82942 күн бұрын
@@pjacefilmsyh its the real one. I don't like your fuckin' attitude.
@forbidden10866 күн бұрын
Didn't even need a minute. Killed it with the first words out her mouth lmfao
@Speckled_Clout5 ай бұрын
I’m so proud of the homie. He’s like the world’s little brother😂
@nathancottrill13635 ай бұрын
Facts! 💯 Protect him at all cost!
@BuzzzzzzzzzzzLightYear5 ай бұрын
Its so funny that this guy is above 21 hahhhaa
@Jared420695 ай бұрын
Nah ong when I first watched the original clip I was like shiii I can light up to that
@Enscriptiv5 ай бұрын
I'd be embarrassed to have that as a brother.
@teamezyw60095 ай бұрын
@@Enscriptivlet the guy live his life not like he’s doing any harm he’s just tryna bring a bit of happiness to people
@_NightOwl5 ай бұрын
Funniest thing she said in her minute.
@gtd3605 ай бұрын
The Cordis said that her set sucked after her minute lol.
@_NightOwl5 ай бұрын
@@gtd360 she sucked twice once in Cordis hotel room and once during her kill tony set. Both times it only lasted a minute.
@jeffsorrows5 ай бұрын
Probably the only time someone fucked a comedian and got some air tike from it lol
@ratedgpodcast5 ай бұрын
She crushed it in that minute!
@mictrap13835 ай бұрын
Yeah crushed heath 😂@ratedgpodcast
@KoronCooperАй бұрын
Tony is changing lives by the minute 😂
@Leatherhead4HireАй бұрын
Organic comedy gold at its finest!!!
@alfansomendoza85565 ай бұрын
He didnt kno her first name either 😂😂😂😂 Dis shit made my asthma flare up 😂😂😂😂😂 im wheezing now 💀💀💀💀
@leeyu88214 ай бұрын
Omg same😂damn everytime I laugh hard lol
@user-rt9bc4eu5wАй бұрын
As of now you have 426 likes for getting dangerously breathless. 😅😅
@spencerricchio101Ай бұрын
If you don’t use your damn inhaler! 😂
@nimeshdoolani13155 ай бұрын
That is the greatest punchline LMAO
@frankierzucekjr2 ай бұрын
What a brave little man, kissed her and all lmao
@jesseg944 ай бұрын
Her jolly laugh after saying her actual name made it hilarious. She found it hilarious too lol
@kurtztraining5 ай бұрын
You don’t know her first name either 😂
@brandongriffin32185 ай бұрын
Bro for real like wtf💀 he’s been calling her the wrong name for 2 days😂
@johnbiggans35145 ай бұрын
So happy for him to finally get some he’s over the moon cloud 9
@ashr7045 ай бұрын
Came back to like this comment
@alexanderwicks92115 ай бұрын
All he knows is he lost the v card and he’s stoked 😂
@Mrbreakthabih._5 ай бұрын
@@brandongriffin3218it is her name but her joke was he doesnt know her first name yall needa go back to highskoo 😭
@druidslads5 ай бұрын
Bro bamboozled her with the kiss 😂😂😂😂 she had no idea that was coming in frount of all those people too🤣😂🤣😂
@neiltaylor92225 ай бұрын
And she turns her head after the initial peck on the lips and he started to tongue her cheek!!!
@LOANETWORK4 ай бұрын
for context she says, "hi hunny" before he kisses her.
@golf_is_hard_tvАй бұрын
@@LOANETWORKwhat context does that add exactly? that could be a sign of affection from a lover, a family member, hell 50% of waitresses say that to me. what exactly does that fact add to this? seems it adds no context
@thekaibaileyАй бұрын
Bro went in, and then made her appear wildly uncomfortable, just like any future sex offender would.
@Dontdoit_Ай бұрын
@@golf_is_hard_tvobviously that means you tongue down anyone that calls you hunny
@250Lit5 ай бұрын
Easily one of the best laughs of the decade! Thanks Cynthia!
@metalmanny6662 ай бұрын
Celia*
@Ka_GgАй бұрын
Hearing him just yell "Celia" in the background always makes me lose it. My friends and i just randomly shout that to each other.
@alucardv.81145 ай бұрын
How did little homie take his set standing after that bombshell 😂🔥😂
@bryanaa1965 ай бұрын
My boy's slaying dragons! 😂
@sethfreakingbursha5 ай бұрын
Who cares dude looks 12 how easy can I be for him to find someone?
@michaelpecukonis50745 ай бұрын
@@sethfreakingburshafor real most woman going to Id him then tell him it's fake anyway. Unless they are a highschool math teacher or something.
@alucardv.81145 ай бұрын
Nah yall got it twisted, I was saying he did well for himself lmao
@KingOfTheNights5 ай бұрын
@@sethfreakingburshaHe should try dating middle school teachers.
@joannsantos99725 ай бұрын
Tony almost lost his liver from laughing so hard😂😂😂
@IvanTheMic5 ай бұрын
Liver's on the other side
@Mansplainer4525 ай бұрын
@IvanTheMic It's an American thing buddy. Just go with it.
@onlyjoinedtotroll5 ай бұрын
@@Mansplainer452 definitely not an American thing, whatever the fuck that is supposed to mean
@Mansplainer4525 ай бұрын
@onlyjoinedtotroll I just meant that things are always on the opposite side in the states. And that Americans are generally perceived as dumb across-the-board.
@joannsantos99723 ай бұрын
@@onlyjoinedtotroll i wasnt referencing wich hand he placed over his abdomen. I said from laughter.
@demunbellАй бұрын
That is funny as f**k‼️💀💀💀💀 oh lordy... Cynthia is priceless
@kingb12025 ай бұрын
Lil bro is now GOD TIER
@mattparish44515 ай бұрын
Why, cuz he smashed a troll? 😂
@iamthefuss9345 ай бұрын
@@mattparish4451big girls r ppl too my brother.
@ragingbox38435 ай бұрын
He just like me fr
@paradise59735 ай бұрын
@@iamthefuss934 it’s how people who get none at all cope
@campa11725 ай бұрын
@@paradise5973someone has never experienced big girl head and it shows
@NateTheGreat3795 ай бұрын
My new favorite Kill Tony moment 💀
@nunomoure1975 ай бұрын
On the level of "...but I like rocks"
@kayp72045 ай бұрын
@@nunomoure197not even close
@ScoundrelSFB5 ай бұрын
Lil man kissed her like he was putting in his resume for a ME TOO 😂
@michaeladams6847Ай бұрын
Even Redban was disappointed 😂😂
@donwilson58765 ай бұрын
He just gave her back her minute from the night before stage min way more memorable lol
@rpfcreates44765 ай бұрын
Dude the piano player hitting that riff at the end is so funny hahaha
@EveryOtherWeekendRVA5 ай бұрын
The best part
@yarrowcentral5 ай бұрын
Band is so good with that
@spencerorlando80744 ай бұрын
Sounds like church in there
@byronvisiado0925 күн бұрын
Omg I just noticed when I saw this LMAO Perfect Clip
@EthanDoBeCookinDoe5 ай бұрын
Okay this is the funniest KT clip I’ve ever seen 😭😭😭
@danhill514Ай бұрын
What’s the name of this show please? :)
@BeastModeNetWorkk4 ай бұрын
YOOOO😂😂😂😂…That was comedically PERFECT!!! 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 “my name is Cynthia” 😂😂😂😂
@embracehorizons5 ай бұрын
This is THE best KT moment ever dude 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
@breelynnaadkinsАй бұрын
Kam Patterson and his rocks take the cake in my opinion.
@demarais24245 ай бұрын
I physically recoiled at that kiss 😂
@briangwynn35925 ай бұрын
she did too lol
@michaelsutherland93375 ай бұрын
😂😂
@reignofirez5 ай бұрын
I did too 😂😂😂
@James-uk4xi5 ай бұрын
@@briangwynn3592 Haha yeah but she's licking her lips after. It's pretty public, probably just a bit awkward given the situation
@bugsthebutcher5 ай бұрын
bro i almost flew off my chair i was like lil homie found himself a fucken mommy for sure lmao
@somebodysnobodyАй бұрын
I think thats a missed opportunity 🤌🏻 She wants to do a minute 🤣
@bortanufinnsinte4 сағат бұрын
Lmaooo😂😂 im dying " my name is Cyntia" 💀🤣
@The.Hangry.Comment5 ай бұрын
His shirt straight fire it killed me 😂
@haloblivion5 ай бұрын
I need that shirt but I can't find it. Is that Hasbulla photoshopped on a Nirvana album cover?
@EdenDaBooty5 ай бұрын
@@haloblivionsure as shxt looks like Hasbulla 😂😂😂 That’s awesomeeeee
@justmeradio5 ай бұрын
Can’t help but feel like they planned that entire thing together down to the name. Would make it even funnier for me lmaoo
@ooooa90465 ай бұрын
It was 100% planned , no doubt about it. But still was funny, plan worked out
@Phrate5 ай бұрын
@@ooooa9046it wasn't planned mate
@ooooa90465 ай бұрын
@@Phrate I’m not gullible , mate.
@Phrate5 ай бұрын
@@ooooa9046 clearly not smart either
@lookatthem32165 ай бұрын
Have mercy @@Phrate
@curtismunro86385 ай бұрын
This is why I love the internet !! How can anyone be depressed when this is the essence of life !!
@crustiertea657917 күн бұрын
I love how Heath puts his arm around Doctor Phil at the end like yep aren't you proud of me for that 1
@dak57625 ай бұрын
She didn’t even need 10 seconds 😂😂😂
@darius59045 ай бұрын
Neither did he😉😉
@davidprusinski95505 ай бұрын
Neither would I
@Mr.KingsThings11 күн бұрын
No minute needed. She killed it with one line.😂
@itstherealityАй бұрын
I love her energy!❤
@JosiasAutoRepair5 ай бұрын
For sure that KILLED TONY 😂
@bill73145 ай бұрын
Most pure and hilarious moment on Kill Tony ever.
@JamesDuffy-pc8bc5 ай бұрын
She absolutely killed in 1 second!
@kidwes61Ай бұрын
She took over the whole show with 1 line. She didn't even need an entire minute lmao
@drewdavies11765 ай бұрын
That kiss was so awkward it hurt my soul.
@Cheese444565 ай бұрын
Nah haha
@polackwizerd5 ай бұрын
It was like his 3rd kiss of his life and homie did it in front of millions of people.
@lindboknifeandtool5 ай бұрын
How could it not be? He even know it would be and he still went for it I’m front of an audience and the entire internet. Fuckin g dude, I always pussed out of shit like that
@bobaldrich14955 ай бұрын
Hell ya!! Better than make believe. Happy my brother man got one under his belt!
@Cheese444565 ай бұрын
We men are simple creatures, we see a bro in need get laid, we rejoice together haha
@lCurbstomp5 ай бұрын
Cynthia took the smallest caliber bullet. He is the equivalent to a dwarf Ross in comedy.
@justsayin._.5 ай бұрын
Ross? From friends?
@abuck79095 ай бұрын
@@justsayin._. Jeff Ross, bald big nosed guy who hosts the roasts
@justsayin._.5 ай бұрын
@@abuck7909 wow. I'm big dumb
@luxintelligentia46325 ай бұрын
She had to go to the hospital. She got stabbed by that little thing 😂
@rhawce5 ай бұрын
What did we ever do?
@sano03114 ай бұрын
That boy killed it. What a legend. We need more of this.
@brandonbock47639 күн бұрын
The piano at the end had me dying!!!
@chicoktc5 ай бұрын
Bro the energy on this show is so chaotic! It must be super fun to attend, I need to get to one soon
@reneelooney5815 ай бұрын
It is and you should!
@BrightResultsMedia4 ай бұрын
It is. The energy is great at the show.
@Randomjackass1355 ай бұрын
This was one of the highlights of the episode, but can we take a minute and appreciate how this channel edited it perfectly to hit all the best parts? Tony needs to hire you
@petera632421 күн бұрын
Some of the best comedic performances are organic!!! Well done everyone on stage!!! GOLD!
@Happy-ki6eoАй бұрын
"I GOT LAID AND DON'T KNOW HER NAME" BRUH we've ALL been there before my friend!!!
@veganchristian51275 ай бұрын
Best moment in all of kill tony
@Miked13325 ай бұрын
That little fella is great. All the confidence in the world on stage and hilarious. I hope he continues doing standup
@icu38695 ай бұрын
I hope he discontinues uninvited advances- this could get messy!
@nimmha6708Ай бұрын
@@icu3869 Uninvited advances? Are you serious?
@justinlast2lastharder7495 ай бұрын
"you wanna do a minute?" Sure, It's longer than Heath did last night
@WhatsMyLane5 ай бұрын
Tony's "Is that her? Oh my god, yes!" Was beautiful
@TheEd12255 ай бұрын
I was expecting a HOSS to come out, similar to that black chick from the classic Road Trip movie…I was not disappointed 🤣🤣🤣
@alexxs7evin5 ай бұрын
That was the movie with DJ Qualls and the big panties, right? lol
@chong11155 ай бұрын
@@alexxs7evin yep
@TheEd12255 ай бұрын
@@alexxs7evin indeed 🤣
@jeremyphillips62295 ай бұрын
He definitely doinked her lol
@gabrielleroux23335 ай бұрын
Wtf?!? She’s gorgeous
@jaydenchambers21275 ай бұрын
I like how he just pats the dude on the back at the end all proud
@JoseGrannyАй бұрын
I've watched this 5 times and laugh everytime she says "my name is Cynthia"
@zmbioutlw5 ай бұрын
that was the perfect combo joke
@svenov31675 ай бұрын
someone should investigate her internet history.
@gabrielleroux23335 ай бұрын
Wtf? He is 21-22
@snakezula5 ай бұрын
So Heath is supposed to be a virgin the rest of his life according to you?
@BranTheBald5 ай бұрын
I get it, she took one for the team and we gotta respect that, at the end of the day Heath is a grown man that looks like a boy and that would absolutely suck
@svenov31675 ай бұрын
@@snakezula where did I say that? I didn't even mention him.
@snakezula5 ай бұрын
@@svenov3167 It's what you're implying, you're shaming her for doing it like you're expecting him to be a virgin forever.
@Viralbutnotyet5 ай бұрын
Heath yelling the wrong name for 5 minutes straight had me in tears when she pronounced, "my name is cynthia"
@Mark-xb7ro5 ай бұрын
Yeah it was longer then this shows with the band playing Pour Some Sugar on Me and him screaming it was perfect.
@Supertoddy965 ай бұрын
It's even fucking funnier when it goes to replay it and you hear him completely confident her name was celia
@cluckinwing83883 күн бұрын
This is one of the all time greatest skits ever
@ferndogg21842 ай бұрын
He was screaming celias name all night long, she just went with it
@MARCT0NES3 ай бұрын
funniest kill tony moment in history, this kid is a killer 😂😂😂😂
@Chuckfinlee4325 ай бұрын
Dr.Phils reaction 😂 "will be right back, actually we're gonna keep it right here"
@KiteAndKeyProductions5 ай бұрын
He's so goddamn good
@tylerwhite47435 ай бұрын
That wasn't Dr Phil..
@insethurdle885 ай бұрын
@@tylerwhite4743Clearly you are suffering from the dunning kruger effect and are on the peak of Mount Stupid.
@maxwellboloman23825 ай бұрын
@@tylerwhite4743 how dare you! That’s the real Dr. Phil bro…….
@Daydreamer_925 ай бұрын
This is the greatest thing I’ve ever seen. I fucking love every minute of this that kid made me very proud too and I know he’s not a kid he just looks like one.
@caleboldhouser47826 күн бұрын
Dr. Phil’s face😂😂😂 He loved it!! 😂😂
@craigshafer42445 ай бұрын
That is just too perfect!!! She still made out with him after he screamed the wrong name! I was crying; watched this short at least 20 times...
@wakeupnow17765 ай бұрын
homie knockin down that big game..that's at least a 240 on Boone and Crockett..
@hasmanknitter40825 ай бұрын
Awww lil guy in love, cant wait for wedding pics
@frankiehands4 ай бұрын
CELIA!!!!!!! one of the best moments ever
@jmorse8165 ай бұрын
Best kill tony "minute" ever
@ziaihlloyd52065 ай бұрын
Road trip comes to mind 🤣🤣
@rjsmith53394 ай бұрын
DEAD
@abracadabra1732 ай бұрын
You killed a cheetah?
@ziaihlloyd52062 ай бұрын
For anyone wondering just watch the film Road trip 🤣🤣
@2128jrandallАй бұрын
"No, dude, they're her panties! She gave 'em to me!" *deep inhale* 😂 🎶I wanna rock! Rock! I want to rock! Rock!🎶
@angelguerrero76553 сағат бұрын
Holy shit, fuckin ice cold 😂 shiiit, I haven't even thought about that movie in literal years. The movie still holds up too haha
@edgydude35395 ай бұрын
“I do not know her last name” neither her first apparently😂
@aj63655 ай бұрын
We exchanged all body fluids but we didn't exchange names
@golfwang37695 ай бұрын
this is like watching the first season of true detective
@reno911yo5 ай бұрын
That one liner is all she needed to say lollll
@Emma.425 ай бұрын
Best punch line ever 😂
@ChasingAmy973 ай бұрын
Imagine sleeping with a guy for a spot on Kill Tony.
@AlabamaManChild7 күн бұрын
Heath is the mf man
@toaster38229 күн бұрын
Dr Phil looking like a kid in a candy store 😂😂😂
@MrDeano-bm8qg5 ай бұрын
Oh FUCK I was not ready for that 😂😂😂
@altonative15665 ай бұрын
I bet Heath had fun
@sobl1tz3d5 ай бұрын
I was gonna say, i kinda expected the girl to look somewhat like that 😭
@koreanzombie66975 ай бұрын
@@sobl1tz3di was kinda expecting some weird hottie but damn, that went downhill pretty fast xd.
@altonative15665 ай бұрын
She had his numbsr from the first time she saw him.
@adam-gt2zs5 ай бұрын
Made my day haven’t laughed that hard I’m days
@Idciydhmb12 күн бұрын
The piano player with the tunes 😂😂
@battle_flexin89915 ай бұрын
Lol she didn't do a minute, she did a second 😂
@koreanzombie66975 ай бұрын
Her minute is not included in this clip, Albert Einstein..
@McCheeseincakes5 ай бұрын
This woman needs to be investigated.
@raymanvermillionare29622 ай бұрын
Someone gotta give homie love
@jaypolaski5378Ай бұрын
Brought me to tears laughing 🤣😭💀 that is pure gold
@davidkim28213 ай бұрын
That kiss was crazy
@bcflow885 ай бұрын
I’ve never seen something so cringe yet so endearing at the same time.