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@comedyenforcementАй бұрын
Hope y'all had a good Memorial Day!
@DrtyALGreenАй бұрын
Sounds like I'm having the same kind as you by your voice🤢
@gc4201Ай бұрын
Thank you. You as well
@WayysWorldАй бұрын
Thanks and same to you! Your mainstream comedy coverage is fantastic. And you never exclude the "small fish"
@2321ChargersАй бұрын
you have basic takes and are a hypocrite. I’ve noticed this more and more that I watch you. Lousy videos.
@ArsenalofMikeocracyАй бұрын
I think this one is going to blow up again bro!
@brockgreavesrealestateАй бұрын
Tony is a G for actually saying it to their faces
@jessickalush3305Ай бұрын
I hate his guts, but that was awesome.
@frarfarfАй бұрын
He knows that hating on them is popular
@IbrahimMuhammad_114Ай бұрын
Tony isn’t any funnier or less of a scumbag
@nirradicalАй бұрын
Tony's confidence level is spectacular to behold
@RallEeyeRedactАй бұрын
Tony with his 🏳️🌈 little voice
@THExAndrewxOАй бұрын
“I haven’t met one person that did not like what we did”…How delusional can Bert get
@JOSEARRIETA6360Ай бұрын
Bert is always reaching for reactions, you can see it coming for everything, in every podcast, he will say whatever to make you say "bullshit" the bert scheme.
@areichentalАй бұрын
Bert needs a psych evaluation after that comment
@handlesaretoopersonalАй бұрын
Kevin spacey just pulled the same thing recently
@2011bluemanАй бұрын
People almost never tell famous people the truth, especially if they work for them. None of the people that work for Bert and especially Tom would ever tell them the truth about when they bomb or f-up.
@phuckyoucensormeАй бұрын
Dude tries to drink 1-2 gallons of kool-aid per day in-between alcoholic beverages.
@elecksonАй бұрын
Bert not being able to admit he bombed is disgusting.
@CatsinHatsBandАй бұрын
I haven't watched the whole thing but there's zero clips or highlights including Tom and Bert besides when you see them laughing in the BG
@drewjonespdx27 күн бұрын
It’s not that he won’t admit it, it’s that he doesn’t realize he bonded because he’s actually that bad at comedy and he’s actually lacking in that much self-awareness
@GodOfLovers111122 күн бұрын
Disgusting is pretty heavy. I'd just say it's lame.
@trey20620 күн бұрын
He's getting defensive now that his "im the machine" bit is literally not funny at all anymore & his new comedy is trash
@drewjonespdx20 күн бұрын
@@trey206 the stupid machine story was never funny. Bert has never been funny. just a loser that happened to be friends with Joe rogan and was lucky.
@ediaz951Ай бұрын
Netflix took a huge L having Bert as a netflix darling
@realonethreesevens3640Ай бұрын
He must have done some of what Kat Williams was talking about…
@FeIix_the_Cat28 күн бұрын
And Tom
@deadarmd26 күн бұрын
What is wrong with netlfx? Chappelle is the only good decision they made and they messed that up. Gillis was a good one but it wasn't his best special and I wonder why...
@cjburdenX122 күн бұрын
@@deadarmd what WAS his best special?
@noraserolf354817 күн бұрын
the world took a big L when your mother didnt abort you.
@MastaShake327Ай бұрын
Bert and Tom were used for the bathroom break
@ThePatrix1879Ай бұрын
Obviously, since they are both 💩
@cameronwalton8270Ай бұрын
💯 1000 percent, they are both a joke nowadays 😂😂
@fleshvehicle9140Ай бұрын
oof
@wagsbassАй бұрын
2 of the 6 that never been funny
@samanthab1923Ай бұрын
People did get up & go to the bathroom! 😂
@sledgehammr6615Ай бұрын
Bert Kreischer is the DJ Khaled of the Comedy industry.
@jessickalush3305Ай бұрын
Facts
@leonard8766Ай бұрын
Another one 👀
@bffalcon3378Ай бұрын
@@leonard8766 We dah best musi...comedy 😂
@diviningrod2671Ай бұрын
And I thought me referring to Adam 22 as trailer park Vladtv was clever Well done sir
@Emanon...Ай бұрын
Ah yes, DJ Khaled. The dude staying silent on his people being genocided. What a G.
@talex668Ай бұрын
They didn't take it seriously. Didn't rehearse. They bombed. Their own fault.
@treis531Ай бұрын
Don’t know how much better that would’ve been even with months of rehearsal
@DananjaySoccerАй бұрын
@@treis531lol hop off their meat they don’t care about it and it’s fine they got their money they got nothing to prove everyone on kill tony a bunch of losers that think they funny when they not.
@maryandchild23 күн бұрын
nah they took it seriously and they bombed and are now trying to play it off like they don't care
@captaincake4331Ай бұрын
Bert has never been funny. Tom is funny but full of himself.
@AhYesIndeedItsFunTimeАй бұрын
Tom stopped being funny in 2015, his last 3 specials are just bits from YMH and made up stories/stolen jokes
@nicechasinchasegods705110 күн бұрын
Bert is funny but Tom is better, he just a pos
@mc-rv5ou2 күн бұрын
@@nicechasinchasegods7051 bert has his machine bit which was funny till he never stopped telling it and cant come up with a new bit...they're both great content though
@ericpelate434422 сағат бұрын
THANK YOU!!! That’s exactly how I feel and I can’t believe they have such a successful podcast.
@nikky8000Ай бұрын
Burt saying his doesn't care if the internet hates on him is the funniest thing he's ever said. He lives for attention and approval of strangers.
@RunesocesiusАй бұрын
These mothafuckas literally go on stage every day for approval of strangers
@dieterdohlen6386Ай бұрын
Yeah, but as you know the hate has gotten stupid recently, with youtubers making up beef between the Rogan people and idiots actually believing it and flaming them under every video. The majority of people suck, and when you're famous enough you gotta get used to that.
@fistfull0fd0llarsАй бұрын
It's funny that Bert is one of the famous comedians that I never watch because I don't find him funny, but he has his fans and that's cool also I don't mind him on podcasts he is generally a positive person. Just don't find his comedy in the realm of even mediocre
@NK-wy8wpАй бұрын
@@dieterdohlen6386agree, it’s gotten ridiculous
@jamestaylor841Ай бұрын
@dieterdohlen6386 honestly berts annoying and gets alot of shit but Tom is so much worse my guy made a huge thing about and gay weatherman comment he challenged to a game of basket ball and thinks beating him was a huge win. Also that wierd dance battle the guys cringe and not funny but also an arse hole 😂😂
@hollyg1879Ай бұрын
Bert isn’t good at roasting people, because he can’t stop talking about himself long enough.
@acetate909Ай бұрын
He's not a joke writer. He tells stories but they don't have punchlines. He plays it off like "I'm not good at roasts" when in reality he just can't write jokes.
@SNNetworkАй бұрын
@@acetate909100% he tells stories and people confuse it with comedy cause he takes his shirt off or something. tom has had some great specials early on though. dude has really fallen off though… bert had nothing to fall from though
@lupo3694Ай бұрын
Yeah, he is just not good at comedy in general.
@gripp9kАй бұрын
@@SNNetworkTom got rich and arrogant,.neither of which are very funny, and don't lend themselves to.comedy, either.
@NRG2Ай бұрын
Bert is t good at comedy either. There are just a lot of out of shape alcoholic bros in this country that identify with him. They enjoy feeling intelligent for the first time (compared to him) so much that they actually perceive his nonsense as “comedy”. Tom isn’t much better.
@kidneystonermusicАй бұрын
Please stop explaining what we're about to see
@jezebullsАй бұрын
Lmao. For “Fair Use” he has to make it “transformative” by adding commentary
@ThisOffendsMeTV29 күн бұрын
Yes instead, he should get sued or lose his channel by not inserting commentary and instead uploading their clips in their entirety
@kidneystonermusic29 күн бұрын
@@ThisOffendsMeTV yeah if his channel is just other people's content, of course
@WatchCJStroud_work_gym_sleep28 күн бұрын
Stop watching or stop whining, pick one.
@kidneystonermusic28 күн бұрын
@@WatchCJStroud_work_gym_sleep here's a clip I stole, let me tell you about it 😂
@BarbyWrld717Ай бұрын
The disrespect “you can write for us” ..Bert you are truly effin delusional buddy. Tom drop him. Tony you’re a beast.
@ryanhannon6798Ай бұрын
Tony would make Bert cry if he wanted to put it on him
@AjaxDGonzoАй бұрын
Bert is a lot of dead weight (no pun intended) for Tom to carry, when Tom’s already not the most appreciated himself.
@leonvalentine374825 күн бұрын
That might actually be a subtle admission that Bert knows he sucked and needs help 😂
@rhino20216 күн бұрын
@ryanhannon6798 he was close, with the interruption, but laughed it off
@ctdieselnut13 күн бұрын
I think tony was laughing at bert after that line, not with him. Really tone deaf esp right after tony explained the gap in how theyre treated. It's one of those jokes that hits wrong because it's too off base. Bert's too busy being his typical delusional narcissistic interrupting drunk self to notice. Would have liked to see tony justifiably trash bert after that. Comics like bert or rogan that proudly claim they "never read comments", probably dont because they'd get their ego bruised when there's a consensus that they're wrong or unfunny. I started watching 2 bears when rogan left yt, but ive stopped watching any of ymh channel. I got sick of bert talking about himself, tom and Christina talking about what kind of shits they took this week, or making fun of the handicapped. Bravo? Dr drew leaving was the final straw, but i liked him because i learned stuff, not for comedy. Shane gillis, tim dillon, bill burr, andrew santino, adam ray as dr phil, etc are hilarious instead.
@glennb33Ай бұрын
"I have not met one person that did not like what we did." - Bert, delusional as always. Convinced of his own greatness.
@jemmysmith8661Ай бұрын
That was actually insane to see
@SidmanJamАй бұрын
Or everyone else is fake and said they liked it like bad friends which is probably what has actually happened
@nwerd7584Ай бұрын
thats because, he doesnt ask us for a reason. lol. You know he asked fans who are willing to pay to see him and buddies who will lie to his face. Its easy to say that when you're in an echo chamber.
@Tero92Ай бұрын
Well he said "met" none of yall would say it to him in person, yall would take a selfie. And no im no fan.
@kennethn3179Ай бұрын
I mean..... What do u know? He might have never left his house since the roast.
@acetate909Ай бұрын
"You should be thanking us" I thought Bert was joking at first but wow, he is so delusional that it's almost concerning. At least Tom understands they sucked and is trying to make excuses and cope. But Bert is just in la la land.
@Kev80ificationАй бұрын
Bert is a narcissistic bellend
@phnix6242Ай бұрын
And he is president there witg millions of dollars U copi g too
@benjaminjameskregerАй бұрын
Bert doesn't think he can end up like Schaub despite being pulled into the comedy limelight by Rogan in an almost identical fashion.
@KiteAndKeyProductionsАй бұрын
@@benjaminjameskreger It's coming tbh
@pedromoran4620Ай бұрын
I thought he was gonna say "for bombing so hard and making everyone else look better" but nope he is delusional
@johnszczerba9979Ай бұрын
I like how they aren't even embarrassed about it. They look more and more like fraudulent "comics" but as long as the money is rolling in they treat it as a goof
@jemmysmith8661Ай бұрын
they for sure know. They suck
@deadarmd26 күн бұрын
Segura is good but he doesn't practice as much bc of the podcast
@AndrewMorris-jj1eh22 күн бұрын
What the fuck are you three talking about. If you two actually knew anything about either Tom or Bert. Or anything about what the both of them have accomplished in the past two years, you'd understand why I have to call you out. On how you both came to those ridiculous, unfounded and absolutely wrong on calling them " fraudulent comics ". Are the two of you really being serious. Have you both already forgotten about the 22 month whirl wind world tour, " Im Cuming Everywhere. " World tour tom finished with the last shows of the tour being filmed to make, "Sledgehammer " which is for a lack of better words, a monster banger loved and raved about but fans and critics both. And then theres, " THE MACHINE " THE MAN THE MYTH, THE LEGEND. Who all by himself became the biggest and most known Creator, Tour manager, Talent Booker, and Self-Promoter of the biggest travelling comedy festivals of how many summers in a row now. Or have you been living under a rock or in a deep dark cave in a desert . Or are you the only person in the world who evidently trys to make relevant comments about two of the biggest comedians in the world right now, but you obviously didn't do any research about Bert or Tom before you reactionarily decided to leave the post the of of you and that hilarious comment the other one of you left. I'm guessing just try and fit in with the rest of the haters because everyone just wants to be part of something bigger than themselves. But you two really shit the bed on your weak attempts at relevancy. Sorry boys , try outs are next year. Here's a little example of the ridiculousness of your comments about Bert . Have ever seenthe murders row of talent that is glad to join Bert on the road for the entire festival season. Every single comedian he has in the line up are all huge monsters of comedy, from the host to the openers and all the way to the closers and everything in-between all killers. But forget both of those major accomplishments for Bert and Tom because the two of you are so right , I believe what one of you said ," they both suck " and I believe the original post that said," they look more and more like fraudulent"comics" that care more about money than the art form. Yeah yeah you two idiots could not be more correct. Bwahahaha, i can't breath oh oh wow, I can't catch my breath. Oh wee. I think I might piss my pants. I really have to stop looking at your hilarious posts. Have either of your parents had you tested because you both seem like you get picked up by the short bus for school, or am I completely wrong and this was you twos attempt at being funny. If it's the latter I sincerely apologize to the both of you. So in conclusion, both your post and your reply just come off as school yard jealousy of people who are doing better than you at something neither of you can do at a level Evan close to either of them. You two need to take your toys and go back to your own sandbox. Sit down and shut up and try to stop worrying about what others are doing way less and start worrying about what the both of you are doing way more. Remember kids don't stick your nose where it doesn't belong. And be a leader not a follower just because you want to fit in and be like everyone else, just be yourself. And no more shit talking until your on their level of success. I hope you know my reply is out of the love I have for stand up comedy and those that do it and fucking murder it when they do. L8TR wanna be sheeples
@Zach-nm6og12 күн бұрын
Comedians not taking something seriously? Say it isn't so.
@aleco6789 күн бұрын
@@deadarmdno he isnt. Hes was good 10 years ago this is 2024
@francovllaАй бұрын
Bert and Tom make themselves out to be the da vinci of the comedy scene when in reality they come off like the Deep from The Boys
@Niko6767Ай бұрын
They are wack
@UP2SEVENАй бұрын
“It was a comedy until you guys started” - Tony a savage for this one 😂😂😂
@hokagedlo613326 күн бұрын
He made it too easy for him I said the same thing in my head when he dropped that line
@lazystorageАй бұрын
I love how Tony is being chill and funny but is dead serious and they know it 😂😂
@rikuniiva8035Ай бұрын
He's been saying the truth on Kill Tony interviews for years. Honesty is funny.
@franknorris5422Ай бұрын
Why does the dude have to keep popping up talking? We don’t care just play the footage
@YalSayAnythingOnAlGoreInternetАй бұрын
Bruh I get so annoyed lol I know I don't have a right to be, but that shyt gets on my nerves. Like shut up, and let people deduce what they want from it. We don't need you to tell us how to think. Shut up 😂
@franknorris5422Ай бұрын
@@YalSayAnythingOnAlGoreInternet right? I mean it’s like you just start getting into it and the dude pops up explaining the obvious, maybe it’s a rule or something that they have to or something in order to use the clip either way it drives me insane!
@modest_mind2526Ай бұрын
Go watch the vids yourself...
@YalSayAnythingOnAlGoreInternetАй бұрын
@modest_mind2526 can't ever find them. Some of them are locked behind premium channels and interviews. Otherwise we would. . .
@BabaLoochiАй бұрын
@@YalSayAnythingOnAlGoreInternet Yeah. I mean his input is okay and I do like it but he drags it. No need to give your 8 minute commentary
@user-qq2ic2vd7yАй бұрын
I believe it when Bert says he hasn’t heard anything negative. that’s because he never lets people finish talking before he starts talking and on the rare chance they get a few words and he doesn’t actually listen
@DedmuusАй бұрын
RIP Bert and Tom
@pauljoseph8338Ай бұрын
2Bears 1Grave…CRACK AMICO
@YouTubeGalPalАй бұрын
😅😅😅😅😅😅@@pauljoseph8338
@DananjaySoccerАй бұрын
Nah they good can’t cancel ppl that never cared about Tony’s show this jus got rid off tony fans watching him and that’s fine
@jjwallnuttsАй бұрын
Bert still trying to convince us the roast was great for him. Move on bro lol
@casenixАй бұрын
Exactly better to not talk about it
@brandonjohnson125721 күн бұрын
Who are the people that actually spend money to see Burt live? I don't understand who these people are that spend their hard earned money to see him.
@CardBackwardsАй бұрын
“Of courseeee, you’re balling out of control” 🤣🤣🤣 had me laughing harder than I thought it would
@k-o-l-dАй бұрын
Hate Bert
@nahhhbruhhhАй бұрын
😂😂😂
@timbo7873Ай бұрын
Fine, I will.
@Ashley_CanoАй бұрын
Hate from Mexico
@josephsedqy8168Ай бұрын
We do to
@LeeBlegenАй бұрын
And, (nowadays) Tom.
@youngmanlee6022Ай бұрын
Bert seriously saying he would do the same set is fuckin hilarious 😂 😂 yeah we know bud you built your career off of repeating the same shitty set. Tony would end Bert’s career if he roasted him
@1prozzak6616Ай бұрын
Tony was at the Bert Roast, didn't end his career sadly.
@DeterminedToImproveАй бұрын
@@1prozzak6616forgot about this. Wasn't it on Onlyfans?
@fuckcensorship69Ай бұрын
Impossible to end Bert's career. Hes way too connected. He's never been funny
@DananjaySoccerАй бұрын
Can’t end Bert’s career nobody cares about kill tony a roast isn’t doing nothing kid 😂😂😂🤣🤣 nobody cares about that trash show that’s why they didn’t prepare
@verncatalla1825Ай бұрын
Please just show the clips. They are self explanatory
@dylanvestige993524 күн бұрын
He has to make commentary in order to use the clips in the first place because 2B1C will try to copyright strike it and request YT to take it down .
@eN1XАй бұрын
You're missing the petty subtext of the exchange between Tom and tony at 14:45. Tom is bragging that he got a call back because he's way more famous. Tom and Bert both say "we'll call you for the next one" as a way to establish the power dynamic there. Egos out of control on both sides.
@rhino20216 күн бұрын
I think Bert and Tom are some ofnthe prettiest in the business. These guys hate poor and unfortunate people now. The fact that Joe helped Tony and you know they're just sarcastically saying they'll throw him a bone is a joke. They bombed and are getting on the next one and he isn't. That's insane.
@THEMADSAGAАй бұрын
The comedians that actually worked hard and didnt get a handout are actually becoming successful surprise surprise 😂
@viking_norАй бұрын
Well Berts last comedy tour grossed 33 million. Pretty successful
@josecezar7903Ай бұрын
Buuuut.... Tony does NOT fit in that basket. LOL. C'mon now.
@halfshleeАй бұрын
Tony has Jeff Ross and he does KT at the Mothership which is ROGAN’s club…
@nyoin2028Ай бұрын
@viking_nor 33 milll To be wasted away. Not success, just a different form of rot.
@ToothpasteJuiceАй бұрын
@@viking_norhe means success like, when the list of best comedians is written, Bert isn't even in the top 300
@plokoonedАй бұрын
As much as his voice annoys me, Tony Hincliffe is growing on me. Hes actually really sharp and funny.
@hegemonycricket2182Ай бұрын
Watch him on Theo Von's podcast...you will respect him
@dingusbro925Ай бұрын
The funny thing is i always liked his appearances on JRE, and the comments are always negative
@MaschinestormАй бұрын
yea. strange how that works.
@benjaminstevens6043Ай бұрын
Like people judging Bob Dylan songwriting or performing chops on not liking his voice.
@pinkunicorn30335Ай бұрын
@@dingusbro925he’s too sharp !! Watch kill Tony !! He’s funny as especially when he roasts everyone 247 lol
@mr.benitezhimselfАй бұрын
I never watch that POS show. Only for Tony. And he roasted them in front of them! And it went over their delusional heads. 😂😂😂
@TBark2327 күн бұрын
This is why I love Tony Hinchcliffe!!!! I saw him in Lexington KY four years back and me and my brother smoked a blunt with him and Redband after the show. Then we all went to some bar down the street and had some beers and sung Karaoke. Fantastic night I won't ever forget. it, it was also my first stand up show ive ever been too. 10/10
@hollyg1879Ай бұрын
You just know that Bert believes he is better than Tony, since they were invited without asking to be on the show 🙄
@18CallahanАй бұрын
Bert’s got Hollywood fooled. He’s the perfect example of how Hollywood still gets it wrong.
@TJ-um8ceАй бұрын
I think that too
@buckodonnghaile4309Ай бұрын
Bert is the greatest comedian since Buddy Hackett.
@LILWATERGUNАй бұрын
Lmao Bart looks so fucking upset at the end there. “I’ll do the same fucking set” proves how Tony was right about not editing Netflix’s punch up script.
@joebelow9700Ай бұрын
Pick up your failball and cry to mama, Burnt
@runaway7380Ай бұрын
and that's the one time I kinda liked him. Upset, angry and burtally honest.
@DananjaySoccerАй бұрын
Nah I like that Bart said that. Being new watching 2 bears 1 cave I noticed everyone hates Bart for jus having fun it’s lame. I bet they all wanted to rip Bart when he was trying.
@DananjaySoccerАй бұрын
@@runaway7380dawg ngl the ppl on kill tony that tony got to have 1 minute sets are not even funny. I like that Bart said he will do the same set. That show ain’t even good or funny. How dare they try to rip bart
@mustardt1gerАй бұрын
tony deserves alot more recognition dude is a menace in a roast
@SuperDuperDavoАй бұрын
Joe saying he’d message Tom Brady directly is such a G move.
@theflipbook128017 күн бұрын
No thats a sh*t move!! Nothing organic anymore, not about who's the funniest to be there but who can "put a call in" for you smh
@misanthr0picАй бұрын
i find it crazy how tom puts it ALL on bert. like he really thinks we’re falling for his shit. all he does is make fun of bert and deflect onto him 😂
@JoshBonesJonesАй бұрын
Seems pretty accurate. Tom is way more talented.
@WayysWorldАй бұрын
Bert has dragged Tom down with him but they are far from being on the same level.
@PsychoBeast017Ай бұрын
@@JoshBonesJonesMaybe back in the day but a lot of his stuff now is corny jokes or story telling . Same as Bert
@JoshBonesJonesАй бұрын
@@PsychoBeast017 the Kreischer Effect lol
@samanthab1923Ай бұрын
That’s why he hangs out with him. He will always be the excuse
@whoopsiewalrusАй бұрын
Hopefully when he realizes how badly they bombed bert doesn't become an alcoholic for the last 30 years
@coocoomonsterАй бұрын
His last 30? Buddy, he has 20 if he’s lucky
@amapolaoxytocin1432Ай бұрын
Og comment is fawwking hilarious 🤣🤣🤣 Also, the fact that the next 2 peeps didn't READ the joke properly and made such dumb comments, makes it even More funny to mee🤣🤣🤣
@jordanmercier3616Ай бұрын
Lmao that joke was better than Brent and Toms whole set.
@shanestephens4728Ай бұрын
Great fuckin shout 😂😂
@brett8532Ай бұрын
My friend Ritchie K has that disease too.
@LifeneverlostАй бұрын
The more I see Tony, the more I appreciate him.
@sammelooАй бұрын
When Bill belichick is out preforming career comedians, you know something's went wrong
@NoGrrlLikeMeАй бұрын
More Comedians need to Be as Honest as Tony.
@18CallahanАй бұрын
They’re Esther too rich to care OR they’re on the Bert Kreischer pay $$ train tour.
@leichenkocherАй бұрын
And as gay as tony!
@PowuhToSevenАй бұрын
@@TheNormanInvasionI'm surprised he never got any backlash after telling Brody to kill himself after that weird moment they had then he actually killed himself.
@M3TaGh0sStTАй бұрын
Too bad he ain’t that honest with himself.
@JiminyCricketsАй бұрын
@@TheNormanInvasion Bro. tony is a roast comic...probably one of the best ones out there. I understand that not everyone is going to like the style but...calling him awful is just factually wrong. He loves the comedy scene and to this day has been nothing but a positive influence on the scene while also giving new comics a shot. I mean, there is very little to NOT respect with that man...except when he takes the redban trashing too far. Thats one of the very few things I cant stand about him. But he has gotten better with that recently...as he should. Redban has been a loyal partner since day one and to this day has also positively affected the comedy scene, with his stand up club and the opportunities given to new comics. Aight, I am rambling...
@kylebenjamin8772Ай бұрын
Bert proceeding to take a big Fools sip after Tony roasts them says it all.
@jessickalush3305Ай бұрын
Rebar rules ❣️
@dr_redbanRLАй бұрын
Jools sip
@djGREENmojonАй бұрын
Redbar is watching
@messiahjohnson6950Ай бұрын
The biggest fools sip we have
@LilSebastian_Ай бұрын
What did you expect from a guy who drinks 132oz of Kool-Aid every day?
@TreebTalks3 күн бұрын
Been binge watching your channel, G. You’re stuff is great. Keep it up!
@ZeranZeranАй бұрын
"Tony looks like he's about to sell you solar panels" made me laugh my ass off for some reason, and I love Tony. Love your vids man
@nirradicalАй бұрын
Tony's confidence level is a spectacle to behold. He is on a comedic level so far beyond Bert & Tom and the Tom Brady Roast showed that. "The cream rises to the top"... Tony is the cream.
@alexb8560Ай бұрын
I had no idea tom was a trust fund kid. That explains everything......
@titanfighter12Ай бұрын
Christina too, her dad's like a senator or something lmao
@KiteAndKeyProductionsАй бұрын
Bert too
@imnotbenavery9220Ай бұрын
Tom is the comedy equivalent of “a small million dollar loan” rags to riches story.
@pepeshadilayАй бұрын
He lived in a college dorm room for 7 years ! Living off his rich parents 😂🤣. Amd still didn't graduate
@mojojojo6400Ай бұрын
@@pepeshadilayBert
@RoyAlWhicheezАй бұрын
"Just like Hollywood, Netflix is not that far off"... so you really think Netflix isn't part of Hollywood?!
@kevinlehr470529 күн бұрын
How is this guy Bert famous? Is there any less talented or less funny than this guy? Seems impossible
@7jugo14 күн бұрын
He is the joke, toe Rogan said how funny would it be if we grabbed a hack alcoholic and convinced him he was a famous comedian
@menwithven8114Ай бұрын
What is probably craziest is Tom telling Tony they habe already been invited to do the next roast and offered to show Tony screenshots!!! I don't know that seemed like a bitch move after Tony talked at length how much he struggled to get on
@oscarnator2324Ай бұрын
yeah, tonys style of comedy isnt my cup of tea personally but he absolutely deserves to be there over the two bears
@ToothpasteJuiceАй бұрын
Tony was radioactive in the industry for pushing edgy comedy, Bert's famous for taking his shirt off
@FredrikSkievanАй бұрын
It felt more like Tom was agreeing with Tony that the industry hates him an that it is unfair. He laughed a little like he’s in disbelif that he got invited again when Tony didnt. Bert definitely seemed to revel in it tho.
@imranm737Ай бұрын
you lack basic comprehension, the text comment was a joke from Tom in jest following up from Tony telling the story of how Rogan texted Brady vouching for him. If you can’t even understand basic shit like that what’s the point, and the fact that 60+ people have liked your comment shows you all probably don’t have a single brain cell between you
@gamesmasteruploader4863Ай бұрын
"Tony doesn't look like a comedian" i don't even understand this comment. Should he gain 30lbs or wear a flower that spits water?
@JiminyCricketsАй бұрын
Yea, this commentator has some of the worst takes I have ever heard. Only reason I am here is because I did not want to watch the whole 2b1c episode. I still might though because tony is amazing...
@sierra659Ай бұрын
Commentator is an unemployed loser that steals videos and adds no value
@PBRatLordАй бұрын
Hard agree This guys' analysis on these videos always sucks. Skip the commentary, watch the clip compilation
@PBRatLordАй бұрын
Watch 2Lazy2Try if you want some good analysis on the comedy scene, or at least, better.
@MightdeletelaterbabeАй бұрын
@@PBRatLordhes goated
@boots2488Ай бұрын
Dude Tony is a fucking savage 😂😂😂 TERMINATOR STATUS
@smellyvalley28 күн бұрын
Bert looks like he’s just woken up
@turdfurgeson5196Ай бұрын
Tom and Bert both suck From the forced laughing to the stupid machine story, it’s all just terrible
@JacaboBlancoАй бұрын
Bert's fake snorting was the fucking worst thing
@yeahboi4684Ай бұрын
For too long Bret relies on other peoples politeness/embarrassement to not call him out. So glad ppl are having the confidence too now
@CatsinHatsBandАй бұрын
Bert relies on someone else for his whole career, if not for Joe Rogan, Tom Segura or Bill Burr he would never have had a platform.
@remarcablemc4992Ай бұрын
Tony - summed up ‘I don’t like what you did’ right to Bert’s face. Bert - I haven’t met one person who didn’t like what we did. LOL
@briantaylor2.02311 күн бұрын
Bert frequently experiences delusions of grandeur
@HidingSleeperАй бұрын
"I'm fat, I have a beer belly," *cackle cackle.* "I'm so funny!" The "Rogan-sphere" is a black hole of comedy. Rogan included.
@Notpoop906Ай бұрын
"black hole of comedy" is a great way to describe Tom Segura. He has such negative energy. The guy is totally miserable and it shows.
@Moaks077Ай бұрын
You know Tony is part of that group right? And I agree that Bert and Rogen aren’t funny at all, but Tom still has his moments.
@RedPillBasedАй бұрын
Rogans stand-up is Seinfeld level of insufferable
@NooDLES411911Ай бұрын
@RedPillBased He has some good bits but overall yeah he's not as good at it as he thinks. There's a reason most people think of him as the fear factor guy.
@kickerpunter8414Ай бұрын
Theo & maybe one other one is funny & that's it. Most of those people are not funny, especially that older little guy.
@BrianCheng24Ай бұрын
To this day, I still dont understand how Bert became a comedian.
@chrisrod6826Ай бұрын
He's the JOKE 😂😂
@constantravens4800Ай бұрын
@@chrisrod6826ba dum chiiii
@matthewblunderbuss4545Ай бұрын
That one Machine joke went viral, and he's falling upwards ever since.
@ragnar97Ай бұрын
The formula: Have one funny joke Be friends with Rogan Sometimes not even that. Look at Schaub.
@PurpleHazeVanNederlandsАй бұрын
He's fun to drink with
@realonethreesevens3640Ай бұрын
Bert’s face turned the color of a strawberry when Tony pressed him
@octavioavila654825 күн бұрын
I’m going to be seeing Tony’s solo standup live for the first time in July. Can’t wait
@VenomTony15Ай бұрын
Bert and Tom are starting to finally realize, they arent funny, nor likable. Finally some self-awareness for these 2 idiots. Never understood why people liked them
@18CallahanАй бұрын
They’re so rich now and they have their fan bases so they don’t care about mainstream opinions. Bert is latching on to rising star comedians to stay relevant and he pays them big $$ in return for their allegiance . Kind of like Diddy without the freak offs.
@NA86737Ай бұрын
@@18Callahan instead of freak offs it's forcing comics to drink to excess and blackout which honestly sounds like if not freak offs something pretty gay is still probably happening.
@titanfighter12Ай бұрын
Tom used to be genuinely funny, then he got skinny
@ezeqeel8352Ай бұрын
@@titanfighter12TRUE
@Blyt03Ай бұрын
They used to be funny, tom especially being really funny. Then the got rich and stopped trying doing this wierd LA vlogger stuff with a bunch of celebrities. They just went full corporate LA entertainment
@thebraАй бұрын
Burt and Tom were terrrrible. I was embarrassed for them.
@user-dq4lc8jo9oАй бұрын
When Bert puts on the glasses from “ they live” everything just says YOU SUCK
@nelsikegamingАй бұрын
"I think we did great" hahahaha bro I was baffled watching it. I couldn't believe my eyes or my ears. "Is this real life?"
@RizzbullaАй бұрын
People forget just how good *_Greg Giraldo_* was at roasting, the true Roast God.
@brianmcdermott281Ай бұрын
Hell yeah man, gone way too soon
@johne.nobody2946Ай бұрын
The GOAT
@rescalante26Ай бұрын
I never forgot 😢
@hammantaАй бұрын
The roasts were just another level when Giraldo, Lampanelli, and Ross were all together.
@Josh-pf9qxАй бұрын
@@hammanta i'd add Jeselnik to that list too!
@TrevorTatro918Ай бұрын
I’m just glad they’re getting put in their place. As an og mommy it’s been sad as hell to see them get to this point.
@RedsBigRigАй бұрын
You’re a grown ass man….. and you call yourself an “Og Mommy” cause you’re a fan of a podcast you watch….. 🌽 🌽 🌽
@XDPROWoNDeRzАй бұрын
Bring back the laughing jew he was more integral than I would have thought at first
@randomaccount3365Ай бұрын
@@XDPROWoNDeRz I hated that laugh then when he was left it felt like a ghost town 😂
@HxThomisonАй бұрын
I'm so glad to be a black man, reading this comment. I've said from day one, fuck these unfunny ass wipes. all of em. Unbearable fakes, who hate regular people. (The couple) Bert had a penchant for telling a story, long ago.
@lostmypicksАй бұрын
I'm an og mommy. Don't give up hope. Bert brought them down. It's still a great podcast.
@alpiersoАй бұрын
Love your channel, you’re killing it. Don’t miss a video and haven’t for at least a year or so.
@rjmawhinney6482Ай бұрын
That Liquid Death crap is disgusting. Sparkling water will never be good. I'd rather drink regular water.
@joshgonzalez2101Ай бұрын
They make regular water too. Just sayin
@rjmawhinney6482Ай бұрын
@@joshgonzalez2101 yeah but that's still overpriced water. There's layers to the disgusting Liquid Death and how they became so vile haha.
@CARTOONIVERSE2.0Ай бұрын
DUDE....we don't need you to repeat what we saw and heard. Add a REAL perspective or ZIP IT and let the clips speak for themselves.
@ot_decathlete398Ай бұрын
DUDE.. how do you expect this nobody, KZfaqr do get the attention he craves.. there’s a reason he’s here and not making money like the comedians he tried to critique.. totally agree with you just wanted to add me take in it.
@theheatinferno8420Ай бұрын
Somebody likes the 2 bears podcast...
@ot_decathlete398Ай бұрын
@@theheatinferno8420 I’m hoping you know this it satire.. 😅
@mvdnight4521Ай бұрын
I don’t identify with you at all, so don’t say we. Equally, nobody cares about your perspective on this video. See how that works?
@mvdnight4521Ай бұрын
@@ot_decathlete398If you have to explain that what you said was satire, you’re doing a bad job at satire.
@phillipterrance4171Ай бұрын
"The world, it's global Bert, it's the whole world!" he's right, I'm from Europe lol
@3cords_1braidАй бұрын
I laughed out loud! It was a quick jab 😂
@OGRE_HATES_NERDSАй бұрын
@user-zt8zi8we3reveryone from europe is from the whole europe
@phillipterrance4171Ай бұрын
@user-zt8zi8we3r I tried to make it easier for the USians by just naming the continent, once we start using European country names you all seem to get confused.
@518BallaАй бұрын
Bert and Tom, as well as Randy moss and Ben affleck were absolutely dreadful. Shoulda known their set was horrible and not “performed” it
@SticksAandstonesBozoАй бұрын
Not only can I not stand watching them anymore. I can’t stand watching other people talk about them. Unbearable.
@EthNick16Ай бұрын
good to know bert doesnt read comments but is fully aware of the comments
@ninjamonkey1Ай бұрын
Bert is so oblivious
@onebluemonster239Ай бұрын
“Phoned it in like an air strike” 😅
@RodrifuuuАй бұрын
Thank you for giving me a way to watch them getting slandered without clicking their video.
@sandorclegane3658Ай бұрын
Tony is part of the crew but he isn't part of the tribe. Had to take the long way.
@18CallahanАй бұрын
Bert & Tom definitely kept their distance after Tony got cancelled 3 years ago. Like Bert waited 2 years after Shane was cancelled to bring him on his podcast. Pussies.
@doncojonesАй бұрын
@@18Callahan Tony got cancelled for what? Smh libtards
@WRG-bh8bzАй бұрын
@@18Callahantruly pathetic considering what both of them were “cancelled” for
@Tyranno-Bore-UsАй бұрын
Bert was lip syncing Tony's set because Bert was threatened by how well Tony was doing, He had to take some of the spotlight/simultaneously try to diminish what Tony was doing by highlighting that Tony was reading off of a teleprompter.
@18CallahanАй бұрын
EXACTLY.
@theWayoftheHeroАй бұрын
The worst part of this video is when you talk. Stop explaining to us what we're watching, it's very unnecessary
@justanotherthrowaway6136Ай бұрын
Why don’t you just watch the podcast for yourself then? Why even comment let alone watch the video if all you’re going to do is complain.
@DarthDragmireАй бұрын
He has to in order to prevent a copyright strike. Just be grateful he got these clips for us so we dont have to suffer through that shitty podcast for this gem of an interaction.
@bendover2425Ай бұрын
Just watch the original video from the podcast on there channel then 😂
@AjaxDGonzoАй бұрын
True but I’m at 6:30 and I still haven’t heard Tony talking about Bert and Tom’s set.
@shino475Ай бұрын
It doesn't make sense that executves wouldn't want the comedy to be funny, and re invite the least successful part of the show.
@ragnar97Ай бұрын
"Without us it's a bunch of people doing the exact same thing" "Right, it was a comedy up until you guys started" lol Gonna need a Senzu bean after that one
@joebelow9700Ай бұрын
That was sweet
@holywarshipАй бұрын
I Heard an executive say Tom and Bert are next to be roasted.
@martianlightsАй бұрын
Pig roast, maybe 🐖🔥🍖
@samanthab1923Ай бұрын
Will never happen.
@ANHON888Ай бұрын
The best roasts are usually from the comment section
@RedsBigRigАй бұрын
Bert already had his own roast. Not the literal one he ate whole on thanksgiving before his family could eat. but like they actual roasted bert on stage before
@thomasstelling9793Ай бұрын
Oh did ya now?
@sethie_shotsАй бұрын
They were told to do it together and like a power point. Bert said yes before they even pitched it to Tom, Tom initially passed
@delatorture1633Ай бұрын
Did they cut Bert & Tom and Kim Kardashain out of the roast? I don’t see them on the replay?
@robyee3325Ай бұрын
Bert had like 3 lines and he is so proud of himself lol
@18CallahanАй бұрын
Because he was wasted. His new laugh-snorting gimmick is insane.
@norneva775Ай бұрын
Out of Rogans circle these two are about to pass Schaub and Callen as least talented and most annoying leaches
@dougd878Ай бұрын
Callen is actually talented tho, even if you don't like his personality
@KiteAndKeyProductionsАй бұрын
@@dougd878agreed
@MesGuidedАй бұрын
Callen is actually a talented standup
@norneva775Ай бұрын
@@MesGuided if u like the animated Jim Carrey type performance with some tough guy talk mixed in I suppose it’s your cup of tea
@MesGuidedАй бұрын
@@norneva775 yeah that's a reasonable reduction of him 🤣🤣
@ltcstx7 күн бұрын
Webster's Dictionary Defines the word "douchebag" as a hominoid named Bert Kreischer.
@ernestohernandez6764Ай бұрын
Bert is someone that will never believe he ever bombed 😂 kills every time
@actionjackson4942Ай бұрын
Tony kepted it real they set was ass 😂😂😂 Bert was soooo butt hurt LOL 😂
@3rdeye931Ай бұрын
I think Tom was the one who offered that format for their bit out of fear of being roasted.
@rachelphilpott7828Ай бұрын
That makes so much sense! They could NEVER take part of the roast, standing on their own, without crying or getting angry
@alexrogers9051Ай бұрын
Yeah you know they didn’t want to do stand up…thru figured this way they could say it was because the format they used didn’t work. They know they suck. They’re just milking whatever money they can, while they can.
@jasonstatham2966Ай бұрын
Tony does look like he sells Solar Panels lmfao
@Da_Homie_Chuy2 күн бұрын
I love how Tony doesn't give af, he will straight out call you out on your bullshit lol
@IntrajАй бұрын
Wow, it’s refreshing seeing guys who are used to yes men being humbled.
@xxtonyx650xxАй бұрын
Tom and Bert should never be allowed to do anything like this again. Guess if they can't push their alcohol they don't care enough to try. Tom didn't even have enough respect to make it to rehearsal probably why everyone ignored him during the show.
@BigThunderMan23 күн бұрын
"Netflix....... just like Hollywood?" Where do you think they're headquartered? Missouri? New Jersey? They're the world's largest media company, their headquarters are the #1 and #2 biggest studio lots in Hollywood.
@Granada618ChampАй бұрын
Tony had the best set on the roast!!! Absolutely amazing!!!
@DimsdaledimiDankАй бұрын
Toss up between him & the blonde chick
@TimeGodDioBrandoАй бұрын
@@DimsdaledimiDankNikki Glaser
@DimsdaledimiDankАй бұрын
@@TimeGodDioBrando thank you couldn’t remember her name
@ComicsForLife202317 күн бұрын
Nah. Nikki won.
@samanthab1923Ай бұрын
That shot of Tom & Bert when he said Joe messaged Tom Brady 😂 the best. As good as D’Elia’s reaction.
@tessaelto1472Ай бұрын
Fr lmaoo Bert's face looks like a shocked Augustus Gloop cartoon
@imunfathomableАй бұрын
Bert's right that there are levels to roasting talent. Sadly he misses the point that if the show comprised of only straight roasts it would have been just fine. If the show was all of Bert n Tom's bit it would have been a huge bomb.
@mankiller7023Ай бұрын
Tom and Bert were funny asf, the pregnancy picture had me dying😭😭