Hellholes: Don't Go There! | Nicholas De Santo (in Leeds, with subs)

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5 ай бұрын

Don't holiday in hellholes! It doesn't make you cool; you just cost the taxpayer and embolden the hostage-takers.
Also, WWII, shall we discuss who the real winners and the real losers were?!
This is a mostly new set. Performed in the wonderful HiFi Club in Leeds, northern England. Apologies for the sound quality, but I have subtitled the entire set, so hopefully you'll find this worth your time. Give me your feedback, and if you like this routine, I'll perform it in another venue where a high-quality video can be made.
Thank you very much for your support. Let's Make Comedy Great Again!
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Here are links to my next live shows (in the UK):
🎙 Birmingham, 30 March 2024:
billetto.co.uk/e/cancelled-in...
🎙 Leeds, 5 April 2024, with Comedy Unleashed:
www.fatsoma.com/e/ipbuioo4/co...
🎙 London, 14 May 2024, with Comedy Unleashed:
www.eventbrite.co.uk/e/andrew...
This set was performed at a Comedy Unleashed night, home of free-thinking comedy in the UK. Check their website for live stand-up shows:
comedyunleashed.co.uk/
Thumbnail picture: the background photograph of the British passport front cover is by Caspar Rae, from Unsplash.com

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@maximolucosi 5 ай бұрын

No other comedian is sharp and brave as Santos. This guy is a legend.

@kamilziemian995 5 ай бұрын

Indeed.

@jon123xyz 5 ай бұрын

Shapely is the word

@maggiemaynard6199 5 ай бұрын

Brave yes, but shapely?😅

@jeffireland2363 5 ай бұрын

Not sure what shape you had in mind... but i can confirm, at least in france, he is Le Gent.

@zark0g 5 ай бұрын

Legent and herp

@adampindell 5 ай бұрын

Damn, that grooming gang joke was brutal! 🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂

@brantdanger 3 ай бұрын

and accurate.

@stevo988 2 ай бұрын

You can't wriggle out of brutal honesty. He has a real good way of saying, get a grip uk...you lost your head

@victorvolobuev507 5 ай бұрын

Fun fact there are over 1.5 million muslims/Palestinians living in Israel borders and they have a saying, “The hell of the jews is better than paradise of the Arabs” Apparently, even Palestinians dont want to live in an Islamic state. And De Santo is awesome! Being an American, it’s indeed educational, especially about Balfour Declaration😂 Love the comedy! Thank you

@nillehessy 5 ай бұрын

yeh well he´s jewish in a iran italia suit he lies panders here/there to the uninformed and people laugh yeh he can be funny but the joke will never b on the j´s

@utv5490 5 ай бұрын

How many dates has he got lined up so far this year? Go on tell me?

@Bob_Cratchit 4 ай бұрын

It should be swell within those borders - the US pays billions every year for them to maintain a higher standard of living than the US itself.

@nillehessy 4 ай бұрын

and can they talk about any possible discomfort or abuse they face in israel if there a bureau or a counter and psych help and so forth if they stumble and fall can they talk openly .. is there silence culture on it and them can they go to gaza and the northen area and come back for visit i don´t know i´m just asking

@victorvolobuev507 4 ай бұрын

@@nillehessy yes, they can and they do. But none of them want to live across the border

@TheFlyingRaptor 5 ай бұрын

I love how he boldy speaks the truth and calls out the lies of our evil, hypocritical governments...

@utv5490 5 ай бұрын

He needs to be funny though.

@Sir_TophamHatt 4 ай бұрын

@@utv5490He’s hilarious

@chukwuebukaopene7716 5 ай бұрын

Everything he said is outstandingly true

@citomakaveezly 5 ай бұрын

“That’s the thing about right wing comedy, it’s very fact based…” - Nick. 😅

@utv5490 5 ай бұрын

Pithy but unfunny.

@citomakaveezly 5 ай бұрын

@@utv5490 you think Nick is not funny? I couldn’t disagree more, but hey different strokes for different folks I suppose.

@visionlandmusic 5 ай бұрын

This guy is FIRE! He is a proper comedian, ridiculing the powerful as he should!

@TangSooTerp 5 ай бұрын

I live in the U.S. Wish I could see Nicholas over here. Ya'll are lucky to have him in the U.K.!

@cuznerdexter 5 ай бұрын

I watched some of his US gigs, the Americans just did not get the irony of his jokes, some odd silences and muffled giggles. Much better reception here in the UK. Keep going Santos! So glad we were able to book Santos in his early days. 😂

@greglessenger5413 5 ай бұрын

That's because he played to left-wing moronic places. He got bad receptions in the UK also when he went to far left places.

@visionlandmusic 5 ай бұрын

I hope a US tour is coming sometime soon!

@TangSooTerp 5 ай бұрын

@@cuznerdexter Personally, I like his awkward and ironic delivery. I'd love to catch a show next time he's in the States. 🙂

@madisonhasson8981 5 ай бұрын

His American tour was in Washington DC and in the politically correct parts of the US, so his reception was rather lack luster. He should have come to Texas.

@Tommcginn 5 ай бұрын

Great to see someone doing comedy in the UK that's against the grain, I'm a budding comedian myself and I hope to be able to speak the truth as this man does during my time on stage!

@cuznerdexter 5 ай бұрын

More people should be listening to what Santos is pointing out about our failing UK society. Spread the word!

@marka1142 5 ай бұрын

My new favourite comedian.

@niri2506 5 ай бұрын

The way you wrapped that up 😅 Brilliantly. And even the pauses were perfectly timed. In my head I was like "Oh god where is he going to go with this" and it kept happening again and again. But it was absolutely hilarious 🤣

@niri2506 5 ай бұрын

Without the pauses there wouldn't have been so much room for imagination only to end up still being shocked by where it went next. 😅 Think that really made it perfect 😅

@bobbynicole10 5 ай бұрын

this guy has balls!!!

@MrHuddo 5 ай бұрын

one of the rare comedians where I learn just as much I laugh, exceptional!

@jamesconnolly5164 5 ай бұрын

You're a legend, man. And some of us Americans do know about the Balfour Declaration. I know, our education system could do better, but self-educators know.

@crowblade1315 5 ай бұрын

He is so underrated and should really have a bigger audience. Very funny. Come on any sponsors out there willing to endorse this man!?

@bluewren2 4 ай бұрын

Do you think the powers that be would allow it?

@irenedecaso6245 5 ай бұрын

Brave and Brutal. The reaction of the crowd is also quite telling...

@carbonbasedunit3422 5 ай бұрын

I love De Santo's presentation. Truly unique.

@Mary6661 5 ай бұрын

Thank you. You made my Friday.

@AngloItalianComedy 5 ай бұрын

My pleasure! Please share with friends.

@daronykoy8244 5 ай бұрын

He’s a great comedian hope he got millions subscribers ❤

@edwardgale4491 5 ай бұрын

Funny how the truth can make some poeple livid with anger and others split their sides laughing.

@MickeyMouse-ul2zs 5 ай бұрын

This chap is very, very good. Thank you.

@utv5490 5 ай бұрын

How many bookings does he have in 2024?

@Adolguinol 5 ай бұрын

That’s last one…😂😂😂

@nato3518 5 ай бұрын

Delighted to see a new set, he's sharpening his skills ever so well. Really hope this and his other videos keep getting more traction.

@jamesclark6487 5 ай бұрын

He's not "sharpening his skills", the guy is shaper than a razor.

@nato3518 5 ай бұрын

@jamesclark6487 haha, I agree sir.

@matthewclark7955 5 ай бұрын

that end was lethal 😂

@vidar264 5 ай бұрын

Quality👍 there is nothing more controversial than to speak positive about NS Germany even 80 years later. Respect nico!

@pierrewave7235 5 ай бұрын

Brilliant. I can't wait to see this bloke on The Apollo or Q.I. or Have I got news for you. I can't wait because I'm nearly seventy, had one heart attack, and my doctor said don't make any long term plans.

@dieterjoseph8569 5 ай бұрын

Yikes! Sorry to read this. Hope you didn't have the fake vaccine.

@hackjealousy 5 ай бұрын

Your set is much tighter then when I first saw you! Excellent work, very funny.

@Go_Coup 5 ай бұрын

He just ended with an 'Adolf was right' joke -- legendary.

@JSmithski 5 ай бұрын

Wasn’t he?

@_Ariel7 5 ай бұрын

Bravo, Nicholas can state ironic, many times sad truths of our times, in a fun way with factual basis, in such a way to disarm the current fas....m [forced compliance to current group think] Wonderful to have truth spoken so intelligently so as to reveal the absurdities and foibles of our generation.

@tamedshrew235 5 ай бұрын

This guy is so scathing he virtually insures his commercial failure, but somehow i think he doesnt give a duck. ❤

@paulhale3031 5 ай бұрын

Brilliant

@changuito10 5 ай бұрын

I hope producers and venue organizers start being as corageous as he is. He should be selling out stadiums by now

@ashm.5899 5 ай бұрын

Maybe BBC comedy would actually get ratings if Nicholas and Leo were on!

@jmow-t5023 5 ай бұрын

Amazing set. Loved the reactions of the front row. Never seen a comedian make so many people Angry laugh.

@astrogoodvibes6164 5 ай бұрын

It's funny because it's true. Bloody legend!!

@WadeWeigle 5 ай бұрын

I love listening to this guy, he’s hilarious.

@Chris_Toney 5 ай бұрын

It really seems there's a shift. Keep 'em coming Nicholas!

@commonsense6257 5 ай бұрын

We live in very strange times when just telling facts is funny.

@Larsbor 5 ай бұрын

He is funny and educational 😊 The perfect schoolteacher.

@bretellis 5 ай бұрын

I hope to catch one of your shows someday soon! I'd say you're the best comic out there. You have the ability to mix logic, education and hilarious whit, which to me is the best combination. May you have a long and prosperous career!

@peoswriter1 5 ай бұрын

Probably my favorite set so far. Keep it up!

@britviking5960 5 ай бұрын

Very sharp Very funny, love Nichloas, to be seen on MSM never.!

@Michael-yl2iq 5 ай бұрын

Wow he takes chances in this day and age.

@Righteous-One 5 ай бұрын

Nicholas you are Brilliant ! Thank you so much for presenting this!❤

@saltburner2 5 ай бұрын

He keeps getting better.

@jamiej5229 5 ай бұрын

makes me so happy to see your fan-base growing, deserved.

@jolumconrad8932 5 ай бұрын

It’s only funny because it’s true. Keep up the good work. Next time your north of Londonistan I’ll catch your show.

@mesmarriott127 5 ай бұрын

He is spot on. Look forward to seeing him live.

@fredlawrence8331 5 ай бұрын

He is good. Keeps it together and moving very well. Makes me think.

@elphilipe9942 5 ай бұрын

This man needs to blow up plz hes so good and talented

@elphilipe9942 5 ай бұрын

;)

@digitalnomad9985 5 ай бұрын

Careful, the Palestinians might take that the wrong way!

@LeviWritesBooks 5 ай бұрын

Thank God you exist.

@synewparadigm 5 ай бұрын

I am always happy to hear new material from him. 😊

@laddenpix1 5 ай бұрын

Brilliant Nicholas, I feel like saying brave too, but it should't be brave to speak the truth though sadly it is now.

@richy69ify 5 ай бұрын

Haha Brilliant !

@zanicar4087 5 ай бұрын

This man is a savage comedian!

@ianhansen6840 5 ай бұрын

Leeds isn't broken yet. That's some comfort.

@ef2718 2 ай бұрын

and now?

@urmum3773 5 ай бұрын

Ending was brilliant

@karlt3026 5 ай бұрын

Your delivery is so good. You will go far man.

@giuliettachicago 5 ай бұрын

Divertentissimo! Il dialogo col agente di viaggio mi è piaciuto molto:)

@MrMac3737 5 ай бұрын

Absolutely brilliant 👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼

@CRaul87 5 ай бұрын

Briliant!

@crystald3346 5 ай бұрын

Loved it

@nathansmith9332 5 ай бұрын

Bravo! Encore!

@CzaristMatt 5 ай бұрын

Audience is hammered.

@stevo988 5 ай бұрын

Perfect comedy....

@eddesa5134 5 ай бұрын

He's sooo brilliant! Many truths spoken in jest.

@michals5873 5 ай бұрын

Grooming gangs joke was spot on

@markgilbert9872 5 ай бұрын

GEnius....keeps getting better and better!!

@Paradisusinfernalis6815 5 ай бұрын

Outstanding comedy! Bravo )

@millennialfalkon 5 ай бұрын

Great to see some new material! Still got it! 😆♥️

@AngloItalianComedy 5 ай бұрын

Thank you very much for the kind feedback. Please subscribe if you haven't already and share.

@RedStateSecession 2 ай бұрын

The bravery of the last bit was monumental

@AngloItalianComedy 2 ай бұрын

Thank you!

@adriangiles1437 5 ай бұрын

Superb, thank you

@gary8032 5 ай бұрын

Excellent.

@dancarter482 5 ай бұрын

_Awesome! BEST set ever ~ so far._

@mrhappyendland 5 ай бұрын

Savage humour masterfully wielded.

@jamesflynn4741 5 ай бұрын

Hey, no more funny business! Laughter is so cruel 😂Shame!

@caribstu 5 ай бұрын

Funnier, and more topical than any of the alleged 'comedy' you'd see on Mock The Week.

@senseipaans 5 ай бұрын

This guy is hilarious. And right abt everything.

@heathclark318 5 ай бұрын

Good stuff once again. Hope you come to the States some time. Keep it sharp, witty, and keep it coming.

@richardkuda321 5 ай бұрын

I try to hate you but can't. Hilarious comedy 😂

@RichardDanielli 5 ай бұрын

Bravo signore e grazie mille.

@kamilziemian995 5 ай бұрын

You are British treasure Mister Santo.

@hackjealousy 5 ай бұрын

Italian treasure…

@kamilziemian995 5 ай бұрын

@@hackjealousy I guess he is now living in UK.

@anthonyreed480 5 ай бұрын

He's done it again! 😂

@jimyoung9262 4 ай бұрын

That ending!!!

@andreacannizzo9641 5 ай бұрын

Amazing new material!!! You're definitely my favorite comedian! Keep going!! Hope to see one of your shows live someday

@michaelderyder426 5 ай бұрын

This guy is amazing!

@machines_of_dog2903 Ай бұрын

My favourite joke is "that's a word" 😂😂

@yerbaristo 5 ай бұрын

Excellent video!! Spot on. 👍✌️

@Chris-um3se 5 ай бұрын

BRAVO NICK!

@AvsegnoGrisiewky Ай бұрын

Truth when presented with a bit of sarcasm is really funny

@theinquisitor5518 5 ай бұрын

That was class

@idakate7 24 күн бұрын

Why are these shows in the basements of places? I love this guy.

@Adriantiachi 5 ай бұрын

Absolutely hilarious !! 😂

@painmt651 5 ай бұрын

I wish we had comedians like him in the UNITED STATES! Here, where we have legally allowed to say anything, most people are too frightened to speak freely about social subjects. People dance around trigger words, like they can ever actually make the wokies happy. They will just change the rules and buzzwords and take another mile.