help me get away from my bats (Vampire Survivors)

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Vampire Survivors on Steam: store.steampowered.com/app/17...
This came from my stream on October 26th, 2022. Catch me live from 9AM-2PM every weekday: / northernlion
Vampire Survivors is a retro-looking roguelite/autobattler that is deceptively addictive. Check it out!
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@xXChipsAndGravyXx Жыл бұрын

The noodle crib bit is genuine standup worthy for me

@Jcheatsludanto Жыл бұрын

Literally almost perfect set up and punchline

@RefugeeJon Жыл бұрын

NL making slurping noises while talking about the nasal aspirator made me feel a visceral fear I didn't know was possible.

@YTDaimera Жыл бұрын

The hardwood response to the carpets question is way funnier on way more levels than it ought to be.

@Drekromancer Жыл бұрын

I'm so glad I'm not the only person thinking this. It was so quietly genius.

@mrrp405 Жыл бұрын

So up for another episode where NL complains about his tea being too hot I’m loving it

@Swingel Жыл бұрын

He just needs to start to microwave his coldbrews

@armed_but_blind2768 Жыл бұрын

Ice cubes

@thelegendbushido Жыл бұрын

The anticipation of waiting for the tea to reach the right temperature is what keeps me watching

@rubemevangelista3868 Жыл бұрын

I never knew I needed a dude from the other side of the continent just chatting about every single random aspect of the daily life, I could listen for hou- (notices the amount of VS videos I watched) welp I already did

@Drekromancer Жыл бұрын

NL pogging over the insane mucus haul from his 2-year-old daughter's sinuses had me rolling

@darty4654 Жыл бұрын

studying at the library w NL as background noise on my earphones and 42:29 scared the shit outta me rip ear users, still pog'd tho

@myspicyclips6402 Жыл бұрын

“ear users” lol

@marzgamingmaster Жыл бұрын

I remember the first time I heard about D box, there was just an ad in the theater that read "Experiance the D!" And we lost our minds laughing at it.

@Mikk528 Жыл бұрын

Hey NL the game is Vampire Survivors not Vampire GetEatenByBats45sBeforeVictory. Would love to hear your thoughts on this.

@Pybro1 Жыл бұрын

I have a mug like that. It keeps my water cold, or keeps my tea or whatever else I'm drinking warm and still drinkable for up to 6 hours, and cold for 8. Also been watching your videos for a long time NL, keep it up man!

@corwyntalia Жыл бұрын

You don't want Marvel movies that are built on the mundane. because we already live in the mundane human world that marvel uses as a base. Sci-fi & fantasy is like, "Janitor Bob runs the maintenance facility in the jedi temple, he's a failed jedi because his force ability is crap, he can only use it to 'talk' to droids" Yeah, show me that guy using his fantastic powers in a way with a few shenanigans.

@Durzaka Жыл бұрын

The conversation about Marvel shows vs. Star Wars shows at about 10:00 is actually pretty easy to explain. Star Wars has an interesting universe. You want to see more stories that take place in it in general. Because its not our world. Marvel does not have an interesting universe. The day to day is basically our world plus magic BS. You want to see more shit get blown up, and giant cosmic beings come and wreck shit because its cool. 2 very different situations to be in.

@clayto5494 Жыл бұрын

Not only is Dome Keeper great, I want more of it

@Snipsey01 Жыл бұрын

I would love to hear his thoughts on this. The one series I watched every minute of

@Birrihappyface Жыл бұрын

“Statement” *Pentagram goes off* “Opposite of statement” Truly, today we Pog.

@Drekromancer Жыл бұрын

The comedic timing this episode was unreal. "There's a chicken." _Pentagram goes off_ "MY CHICKEN!"

@sulevturnpuu5491 Жыл бұрын

Thermos that cools tea to drinkable and holds it there... Take the efficient thermos you have now, add inside a container for cold liquid. They arrive at equilibrium somewhere in middle and stay at that for long time. And soon someone will point out a better material for the inside heatsink. Make it replacable for next cup. Add a heat sensitive colour strip so you know when its good to use again.

@vassanguis Жыл бұрын

Egg talking about his preferred strategy for a chess skill tree that only exists in his head

@Drekromancer Жыл бұрын

He does this so well. He'll invent a silly idea, and then he'll flesh it out instantly in such lifelike detail that I'm hooked. Like, I legit want to play this game now.

@BalancedEarth Жыл бұрын

I swear I need to meet the NL superfan that can instantly know an old bit from a new one. Like I don't know if half the time NL is recycling an old joke from an old binding of Isaac afterbirth episode 😹

@heidihawthorne Жыл бұрын

Honestly, most of the time no. When I first started watching in 2015 it was a lot of 90s/2000s hip hop lyrics which still happen but not as frequently. Also, he used to comment on his gameplay a lot more. Enelle stays pretty on topic with current references. I've heard some of the same stories a few times through the years but, truly, the recycling is minimal.

@heidihawthorne Жыл бұрын

I watch NL everyday and have a strong feeling he would recommend I have better time management skills.

@blahthebiste7924 Жыл бұрын

Broke: Armor evolves Runetracer Woke: Bracer evolves Runetracer

@ItsMrAssholeToYou Жыл бұрын

I'm basically a non-drinker, but last time I did, I noticed my speed at doing logic puzzles increased considerably when I started feeling buzzed.

@Nightknight1992 Жыл бұрын

i think when people will look back at cinema from this time morbius will be remembered the most, and i think its beautiful

@greenleaf44 Жыл бұрын

@Northerlion Ember mugs are awesome, I use it every day. It does exactly what you want. It cools to the set temperature, then maintains. The trick is to put the charging coaster on your desk, because then it never runs out of battery

@chammy2812 Жыл бұрын

NL, I am not sure you will see this, but AlphaZero team wrote a paper with different rules for Chess, the 2 move wherever pawn is a variant they called Torpedo, it lead to a lot more decisive games!

@Drekromancer Жыл бұрын

That sounds dope as hell. Do you have a link?

@ItsLys0620 Жыл бұрын

Anyone else wish that he finished mon bazou? Vampire survivors reminded me of it since those were the two he was playing at the beginning of the year

@TheLoneK1tty Жыл бұрын

This guy complains about pentagram removing his drops, while appearing to actively avoid gems. 10/10

@louisguillebeau494 Жыл бұрын

My dad had nothing but amazing experiences with New Yorkers.

@MajorUrsidae Жыл бұрын

I’m 5’11. My dad is 6’2. You aren’t alone.

@brutt56 Жыл бұрын

"but the whole 10 dollars to 100,000 dollar challenge is just... it strikes me like a lord of the rings fantasy thing" cut to black screen, concerning hobbits plays as Dan begins his video smiling into the camera.

@nattteo Жыл бұрын

Man people out here in chat straight up lying about the garlic. Garlic is good early game but it doesn't scale well. The whip is what'll do ya for healing.

@Caiiiiiiiiii Жыл бұрын

Aw, he’s doesn’t know he’s cute And he’s got the dump truck

@shenronsgoldfish Жыл бұрын

The first run blew my mind with NL picking items that would have synergy with the passives that upgrade each other, probably just luck but hey I can hope.

@pawn5253 Жыл бұрын

His played this a lot before.

@fabachso9184 Жыл бұрын

he knows the game lol

@necrosis07 Жыл бұрын

@@pawn5253 That and he was literally asking his chat lol

@vincebl9899 Жыл бұрын

@@fabachso9184 He barely knows the game lmao he asks the chat what to do literally every single run.

@SCHAAAD Жыл бұрын

Dude 2019 was nuts for movies. Parasite, lighthouse, once upon a time in Hollywood, waves, joker, us, probably more.

@Gureiseion Жыл бұрын

Sounds like this episode could've used the healing powers of Mon Bazou's poutine, eh?

@jerden7890 Жыл бұрын

Hey NL not sure if you read comments often but you should check out rogue genesia it's a super fun game like vampire survivors I think you'd enjoy a lot

@mcmiscellaneous4706 Жыл бұрын

I second this! While the game is a little lacking in content due to it’s EASY status, it is SO good

@Blaurot Жыл бұрын

He doesnt really read comments anymore (thank the backseaters) but tweeting gives you a better chance

@emerz3530 Жыл бұрын

"Americans are very nice... To your face" spoken like a true Canadian white man lol, never change NL

@Swnkmstr Жыл бұрын

Gotta spec out that greed so you can pay for everything else faster. At least that was my starting out strat lol

@DanBatesole Жыл бұрын

Holy shit. That Space Ghost reference; it's one I quote on the regular. +2 from the rare older audience member.

@anthonycima7 Жыл бұрын

There is dozens of us!

@Sid11358 Жыл бұрын

It's orbin time

@chriszaleski92 Жыл бұрын

I dont know if someone already said this or if you will see this but they have a mug where you set the temperature and it stays there through an app on your phone

@chriszaleski92 Жыл бұрын

Are you real NL?

@hamsmcham3238 Жыл бұрын

@20:40 I feel the same way living in Tokyo, but I think it's a bit sensory overload is why people don't seem nice... It's too much stuff to pay attention to, along with the hour + cramped commute, you just don't have the bandwidth...

@megaton_a Жыл бұрын

Is the title a reference to the 1994 Nine Inch Nails hit breakthrough song "Closer?" Because that's how I read it.

@zazz1009 Жыл бұрын

That's exactly how I read it too

@gmork1090 Жыл бұрын

I hate how garlic is so good now. It's so dumb and cheap and plebe level. I'd love to know what friends with kids have to say on this.

@calumryan6328 Жыл бұрын

I also watched a lot of WKRP growing up

@jakeyyay Жыл бұрын

i have that negligence nightmare with my pet fish

@Drekromancer Жыл бұрын

RIP amygdala user

@saskatcree1 Жыл бұрын

As someone living in Saskatoon. At least it's an upgrade from PA :'(

@AileTheAlien Жыл бұрын

Better than Regina, too! XD

@DerryckStorm Жыл бұрын

Yo my Saskatoon NL enjoyed!

@bostonmain9065 Жыл бұрын

Baby isn’t dead let’s gooooooo

@Drekromancer Жыл бұрын

Survival pog

@RalorPenwat Жыл бұрын

Missed a rosary and tanto right before the end and it cost the run sadge

@TaraRaeDev Жыл бұрын

My Sister's Husband goes super hard with the nasal aspirator on their baby.

@markfarmer7534 Жыл бұрын

I wanna make chess a deckbuilder...

@dnceleets Жыл бұрын

48:10 is the best

@deanapplegate5750 Жыл бұрын

Vampire Survivor, AKA bitrate destroyer 3000

@maogger1 Жыл бұрын

If you preheat your mug, it will keep the ideal temperature for longer. You can do this by either filling it with boiling water for a few minutes before adding your drink, or just using a microwave.

@lucasmills9959 Жыл бұрын

I'm 28 and my mom still tells me to text her when I get home safe every single time I visit. And to add I remember I time my mom went out on a date and my brother and I were freaking out all night thinking the guy killed her or something. She was fine but it was interesting to see the roles reversed. I never got mad about her worrying about me after that day

@nathantaylor4942 Жыл бұрын

Listening to him ramble about a skill tree for chess...has he played Chess Evolved Online?

@italomerinoloes9780 Жыл бұрын

POG

@aidanrogers8590 Жыл бұрын

WOAH WOAH WOAH. What do you have against saskatoon?! I LIVE HERE DAMNIT. jk, i feel you NL

@LeNoLi. Жыл бұрын

i unlocked trouser, invested 12k eggs, and now this game is no longer fun

@hibob66a17 Жыл бұрын

As a dane I also turned it off 75% of the way through

@cjfoxyboi Жыл бұрын

Do I watch for his gameplay or his commentary?

@Drekromancer Жыл бұрын

Yes.

@G33KST4R Жыл бұрын

13:00 - +2

@aether5031 Жыл бұрын

I can't remember if he killed Dracula (idk if that's even dracula) previously

@blahthebiste7924 Жыл бұрын

He has never killed Death

@Szanth Жыл бұрын

Algorithmic engagement

@AlexM86 Жыл бұрын

For those who are thinking of visiting Barcelona, don't. It has the biggest crime surge it's ever had. I'm from Spain and we're actually terrified of going there rn. Don't get me wrong the city is beautiful and there's a lot of cultural hotspots but yikes. The likelihood of getting robbed or stabbed is not low.

@rambotarzann Жыл бұрын

Hey I'm from Guelph!

@loggi7605 Жыл бұрын

That second loss was painful. It seems early on you NEED aoe

@Gorbgorbenson Жыл бұрын

Honestly, I dont think it's super hypocritical to want big scale stories in Marvel, but small scale ones in Star Wars. Star Wars has an unknown world, so world building stories are much more interesting than in Marvel where it's the same world, but you have superheroes and villains terrorizing everything.

@kylenmaple4668 Жыл бұрын

wen rumble?

@KnkyTKG Жыл бұрын

im 5'11", my dad is 6'5" yeah..... evolution missed me

@0Rookie0 Жыл бұрын

..Orb..

@loggi7605 Жыл бұрын

Lmao he took pentagram early, let's see how It goes

@Kevfactor Жыл бұрын

I don't think it's that bad if you rush to get it to like level 6 so it doesn't delete everything. End game it's a good alternative to the magnet/bottle combo :)

@loggi7605 Жыл бұрын

@@Kevfactor endgame Is good, but i think it's a detriment early on. If i feel like It i leave a weapon slot open and grab It last.

@Kevfactor Жыл бұрын

@@loggi7605 I just did a clear witha character that does it. I was thinking more along those lines. It's doable but does eat so me chests :)

@TheSquareOnes Жыл бұрын

I think it's fine to grab basically as early as you want but riskier if you don't already have the crown, since obviously you want to be guaranteed to have the ult waiting for you at the end of the slog and the increased experience gain will off-set the downsides in the meantime. It's surprisingly realistic to win after taking pentagram in the first few minutes though, you just need to know what you're doing (which NL clearly didn't, all those instances of him sprinting directly away from green gems just a few feet away will haunt my nightmares tonight).

@sloth421 Жыл бұрын

sircsa

@zacharyrockman6894 Жыл бұрын

pog

@ricearoni744 Жыл бұрын

Any other Canadians in the chat wanna tell me what the fuck a gwelf is?

@hollycloutier2727 Жыл бұрын

O R B

@eltee704 Жыл бұрын

i am drook

@imthebestmayne122 Жыл бұрын

just my algorithm pumping comment.

@JudgeDreadnaught Жыл бұрын

NL I'm making 4% monthly right now... don't jinx it

@jackers0077 Жыл бұрын

Any Polar enjoyers in the comments a day late?

@mekanikalman Жыл бұрын

One day NL will realize you can turn off damage numbers and actually see whats happening around you.

@Snipsey01 Жыл бұрын

When he played VS before, he noticed pretty quickly. Don't know why it's taking him so long this time around lol

@lukeblaker8009 Жыл бұрын

I'm early

@Zipo214 Жыл бұрын

not gunna lie.... the bit rate on these vids is dogshit. It would behoove you to record these outside of twitch at a higher bitrate and resolution so that when they are compressed down to 1080 they have a little bit more info. atleast I think thats how that works.