Help My Dog Ate My Housemate's Dildo

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Some role reversals are going on in this week's episode of Help I Sexted My Boss. Jordan’s been living the luxury life at Wimbledon and is about to receive an honorary fellowship, while poor William is getting corrected about the origins of corduroy and has even been worried about committing treason! Luckily, Producer Ben keeps things on the straight and narrow as they answer your dilemmas regarding re-matching on dating apps, using your partner's toothbrush, and getting your colleague fired after recognising their anonymous dick pic.
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@danielwitt 7 ай бұрын

Always wash new clothes before I wear them. No idea who’s been touching them whilst they’ve been on the rack

@IncanFox Жыл бұрын

I did not realize there were people who didn't wash new clothes before wearing them....now I'm worried about if people wash their new dishes before using them....

@jkbff 9 ай бұрын

Having worked retail of various sorts for 15+ years, you always wash any kind of fabric you item you buy to that comes in contact with skin or surfaces you eat off of. Rodents run across bolts of fabric before the garments are produced, rodents and mites are in the shipping containers, all of the handling the garments go through from beginning of production to point of purchase. Jordan really does have blinders up.

@natf4634 Жыл бұрын

Loved this episode! I totally agree on William with washing clothes before wear (and tea towels) but never use fabric conditioner with towels as it decreases their absorbity 0:06

@grenvanson7588 10 ай бұрын

Omg my boyfriend collects rubber ducts and names them too i honestly thought he was the only weird person that did this he has a queens guard duck and the complete collection of back to the future rubber ducks amongst a large array of others 😂😂😂

@maiafinlayson7495 6 ай бұрын

The twitter story urked me the wrong way. Personally, I think they had the right reaction. Obviously the guy was affected, comparing it rightfully so to getting an unsolicited dick pick. If it was just a personal account that happened to have nsfw, then it would be a different story. But the account is specifically nsfw, they said so in the story. From the way he talks about the guy, he A, does not know them besides working at the same place, and B, doesn't feel comfortable around them. So I think it would absolutely be appropriate to file a complaint to your company if a coworker follows you with an exclusively NSFW account. I consider that sexual harassment. He unwillingly saw nudes and other sexual photos of them, which could have very well been purposeful since they followed his account. You don't just "accidentally" follow your coworker on your nsfw account. He should not feel guilty.

@TheBearAspirin Жыл бұрын

Jordan: "80% of people, if not more, don't wash their clothes." Also Jordan: Starts scratching himself as he defends his factoid. 😄

Жыл бұрын

My friend who works in fashion said you'd wash your new clothes if you saw them being made

@lordwalker71 Жыл бұрын

I’ve read so many horror stories from people who worked in a clothing stores about people trying on clothes, if Jordan read those stories he would definitely wash new clothes before wearing them and things like tea towels which get touched by so many people before someone buys them.

@blankplank91 11 ай бұрын

Phoenix Nights quote absolutely wrote me off 😂

@JanArrah 8 ай бұрын

As someone allergic to most laundry soaps, I have to wash my clothes before I can wear them or I'll be miserable for a week.

@dennismiller2385 9 ай бұрын

the sound of rubber duck said enough times loses all meaning LOL

@Jo10371 Жыл бұрын

It’s don’t take your ball home I’m in West Yorkshire. Definitely wash towels t-towels, towels and underwear before using, don’t wash new clothes before wearing. You guy’s do make me smile watching you ❤

@daisye2348 Жыл бұрын

Taybarns !!! Oh my god what a throwback

@quirkyd78 10 ай бұрын

In Australia we say if someone storms off that they " took their bat and ball and went home"

@shanelkatie2293 4 ай бұрын

I'm from Sheffield and I've never heard of take your bat home😂😂

@jamesboy19731966 Жыл бұрын

William 100% agree with washing new clothes!

@markc65 8 ай бұрын

Definitely wash the clothes before wearing. Some green dye came out from the cuffs of a top l received for my birthday (while having lunch at a sit down meal at a pub) and had a green tinge to my palms. Corduroy segment was fascinating. I remember the Corduroy pants from the 70s, usually brown.

@jamesboy19731966 Жыл бұрын

“We’re not Spanish” 😂

@NorthernCoins Жыл бұрын

Of course you wash new clothes, Jordan his just getting us to indoor plumbing

@olivialewishussey Жыл бұрын

I don’t like the smell of new clothes - I wash them before I wear them because brand new clothes just smell weird and feel slightly off to me.

@user-wc7hv1cb2h 2 ай бұрын

I always wash new clothes at least a couple of times.

@annecouperwoods708 Жыл бұрын

You can iron tea towels and other bedding etc. 21:02 which kills bacteria and wash at lower temperatures

@mickyfahrie Жыл бұрын

the twitter one, did he personally dm him and send him unsolicited pic? or just posted on his account? if he just posted it in his account and the anonymous reported him then he should be feeling guilty!

@chloebland5884 Жыл бұрын

Completely agree! The wording really doesn’t make it clear but it almost sounds like he just stumbled across the account. And he only recognised the tattoo, not like full name and place of work was included on the twitter account for confirmation

@mickyfahrie Жыл бұрын

@@chloebland5884 the anonymous knows he is in the wrong here thats why he got anxiety and feeling guilty. just block him end of the story, no need to make the guy lose his job

@paulineoxley-vh5ww Ай бұрын

I wash new clothes before i wear them,you don't know who's tried them on before xx

@itsyaboimax5433 11 ай бұрын

I have a ozzy Osbourn duck William 😂

@dennismiller2385 9 ай бұрын

wash new fabrics to remove the machine "sizing" a chemical on fabrics that allows it to move through machines easier.

@davidmaclachlan 7 ай бұрын

Corduroy is also Helen Keller's favourite colour.

@user-tt5xj5ib1e Ай бұрын

Underrated comment :) 😆🤣🤣🤣

@vahvahdisco 8 ай бұрын

I was once stood at a bus stop in Manchester Piccadilly waiting for the night bus and a couple literally went from snogging to shagging in front of the whole queue of people ! I was shocked !

@iansao4 Жыл бұрын

Wash first. End of.

@ohio0 Жыл бұрын

I had no idea Jack Grealish had a pod.

@user-wc7hv1cb2h 2 ай бұрын

I think Jordan shirtless would boost your viewership greatly.

@blacksaturn1 Жыл бұрын

Jordan, please talk into the mic. Some of your techniques of using a low volume while not speaking directly into the mic can be frustrating.

@djooodie Жыл бұрын

Sorry, I’m not sure if I’m the only one experiencing this but sometimes Jordan sounds a little too quiet. Based on the video it seems like he’s not consistently near the mic and would sway back and forth. He also sometimes whispers lol hope you guys could fix it 🥹

@mickyfahrie Жыл бұрын

yes, he's mumbling sometime and combination with his accent is quite hard to understand especially for someone with english as their second language like me

@usefamin Жыл бұрын

I literally emailed them that as a dilemma. I can't listen to this podcast at all anymore, cause I usually listen while doing stuff around other people, and the quiet parts are too quiet and then it's really loud laughter. And to be fair, it's not just Jordan. They need to have consistent energy. I'm not hard of hearing but I do suffer from chronic ear problems so headphones are out. So thank god at least I can watch this with captions, 90% is correct at least 😄

@mitchybooooy Жыл бұрын

I do agree with this

@AshlieJermaine 9 ай бұрын

Oh good, I'm not the only one!!!! I'm working my way through the episodes, but it's really frustrating because their audio is crap!! There was one episode I was watching and they were playing audio from another episode....the replayed audio was louder and clearer!!!! I don't know how, but it was. Also, Jordan needs to STOP whispering and muttering!!!!

@babyruthless9670 5 ай бұрын

And he's a radio presenter 👁️👄👁️

@marciagreenhow5962 Жыл бұрын

Im with william x wash all new things

@theyellowunicorn2978 10 ай бұрын

People don't wash their new clothes before wearing them?😮🤢

@Nite-owl 11 ай бұрын

Sterilising everything to within an inch of its life is largely responsible for the total lack of immunity today. I remember as a kid drinking from the garden hose and eating soil. "Farm children suffer less frequently from pollinosis and bronchial asthma, although they are exposed to higher concentrations of airborne allergens. "