Henry Rollins Reads Dr. Seuss

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8 жыл бұрын

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Henry Rollins reads and deconstructs the children's book "Oh, the Places You'll Go!" by the acclaimed children's author Dr. Seuss and points out that maybe one of the places Dr. Seuss needs to go is the 21st century.
Check out Henry Rollins new film THE LAST HEIST is in Theaters, on VOD and iTunes on June 17, 2016.
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@LawrenceCrecy 8 жыл бұрын

Someone invite him to an elementary school book reading.

@AFTimeLord 8 жыл бұрын

I never asked myself the question of if anyone can turn a Dr. Seuss book into a deep discussion about world problems, but at least now I know the answer to that would be Henry Rollins.

@DaBirdman1989 8 жыл бұрын

i had a six pack with nothing to do till i saw this

@milkman00x 8 жыл бұрын

i was going to have a tv party tonight, but my tv set doesn't work! it's broken!

@lukeriddle5449 8 жыл бұрын

+milkman00x Why don't you just rise above?

@jeremynelson5311 8 жыл бұрын

drink some black coffee

@Sterve23 7 жыл бұрын

My late comment addition gets me so wound up.

@jeremynelson5311 7 жыл бұрын

It's because you're not evil.

@fatpowerful 8 жыл бұрын

"Fuck you I'm not waiting!" I love Henry Rollins.

@sstaners1234 7 жыл бұрын

love the line, "I had a rotten childhood! You want me to tell you about it? I think not." That had me rollin.

@miked4309 7 жыл бұрын

youre gang SUX....this is so priceless. "and youre a GUY"

@netizenrealness 7 жыл бұрын

St.Sasquatch I love this man😅

@evanabbott2737 8 жыл бұрын

I fucking love Henry Rollins. He's one of my favorite people on the planet.

@reddalchemy5970 6 жыл бұрын

Me too dammit!

@jgerke55 7 жыл бұрын

Henry Rollins audio Bible tapes. I want 10% for this idea.

@RichardDickGrayson 7 жыл бұрын

Nah, the Talmud or the communist manifesto....

@nickhighland799 6 жыл бұрын

jgerke55 lol if he does the same thing he does here, that'd make my fucking year. EDIT that rhyme wasn't intended...

@amethystdewilde762 6 жыл бұрын

What a bloody brilliant idea. I'd go for 15 % at least. That would be the funniest thing in the world!!!

@kittie_el_fantazmobulsara4302 4 жыл бұрын

Have you seen his movie " he never died".. it's on netflix:) it's a whole movie of critiquing the old testament

@phillipweber6059 4 жыл бұрын

@@camphor_dance underrated comment!

@thecontentcynic8450 8 жыл бұрын

"I've been playing that game since i was about fourteen... HELLO." We need Henry in the Oval Office. STAT.

@vaultedeel 6 жыл бұрын

The Content Cynic he would never be safe

@mikkeline213 8 жыл бұрын

Sad Rollins not playing Negan, brilliant actor

@bones22j 8 жыл бұрын

Though the character of Negan was based on Rollins, he's just too short. Negan has to tower over Rick. JDM was a good choice.

@blazetieftw 8 жыл бұрын

I always thought he'd make a good Batman.

@runninggag5 7 жыл бұрын

I mean, I enjoyed He Never Died

@illuminatiCorgi 7 жыл бұрын

Damnnnnn that would've been interesting :|

@OLDGREGG315 8 жыл бұрын

Great! Henry Rollins is such a legend. Sadly many of the people who see this video won't know who he is.

@ryanwatt9222 8 жыл бұрын

I only know of him from his part on a Tool song from the Undertow album called "Flood" from the 90s.

@raptorinator 8 жыл бұрын

Dude you need to go listen to some of Black Flag's songs like 20 years ago

@LiamMHennessey 8 жыл бұрын

+Vann “gfghfhdfh” Flyheight Black Flag is an amazing 80's Hardcore (the punk genre) Band.

@hitch23213 8 жыл бұрын

i feel like henry would be sad that hitler recommended his music

@amocmofficial 6 жыл бұрын

Got the black bars tattooed on my right wrist, above it the bad brains lightening bolt. I'm 25 and have listened to black flag, Rollins band and many of his other ventures since I was thirteen of age.

@patrickgill8030 7 жыл бұрын

we've got nothing better to do then watch tv and watch rollins read Dr.sues

@watts111 4 жыл бұрын

What is he gonna talk about...? "Oh, The Places You'll Go?"

@painsettomusic 8 жыл бұрын

"Dr. Suess needs better writers."

@MARCOTODD 7 жыл бұрын

Good fuck. Henry is being Satirical, this is Funny Or Die guys basically a comedy channel.

@kobudo 8 жыл бұрын

I died laughing at the moment he says, "ketamine." The only time I've laughed harder at his stuff was when he was talking about JFK Jr.

@KennyyD 8 жыл бұрын

Times were tough for Zaheer after Legend of Korra.

@masterpbk 8 жыл бұрын

Henry Rollins the fucking man

@jklubnik 3 жыл бұрын

I cannot even express how much I love Henry Rollins... every time I hear him, he just impresses me with his thuoghtfulness and energy

@jefftheschauer1 5 жыл бұрын

From minimum wage to black flag, to dr. Seuss, if you understand Henry you will find this both somewhat sad and hilarious at the same time. Henry's anger and humility are a simultaneously brilliant combination. 30 years later still following...😎🤳💣💥🕶️

@mearacat 8 жыл бұрын

I love Henry Rollins so much. Thank you for this!!

@darrylcarnell9095 8 жыл бұрын

I am 53 years old, and I have never read that book, and I am glad Henry Rollins was the reader I think I learned something good read

@DEATHrocket777 5 жыл бұрын

"Fuck you, I'm not waiting!" My mantra, I fucking love this man! Tell us another story, grampa Henry!

@enslimed 8 жыл бұрын

He reminds me of P.C. Principal from South Park here

@itsrollintime 2 жыл бұрын

Imagining this made the video even better for me thank you

@Semimetafora 7 жыл бұрын

"Fuck you! I'm not waiting." Love him so much

@joerivera6334 6 жыл бұрын

I played Einsturzende Neubauten - Kollaps behind this twice, and it was perfect.

@AJ-kj1go 8 жыл бұрын

Basically redeems FOD all by itself

@speakerA 8 жыл бұрын

Totally worth the time.

@PaidFamCap 8 жыл бұрын

Love Henry Rollins man.

@CmdrSloanne 8 жыл бұрын

I can't wait for more of Henry Rollins book & commentary readings. hahaha

@tylerporterphotos 8 жыл бұрын

I'm sorry but I couldn't stop laughing

@tickedoffnow 6 жыл бұрын

That was the point lol

@CrisHaasbro 6 жыл бұрын

Love Henry Rollins with reading glasses, that is funny onto itself

@dianegoldsmith9380 8 жыл бұрын

Love your rants!

@praised03 6 жыл бұрын

I wish he did more of these, I loved it!

@picklesnorf101 8 жыл бұрын

THIS IS AMAZING!!!

@shaywalters7807 6 жыл бұрын

one of my favourite books from when I was 4, being read by the great Henry Rollins is a dream come true🤣

@reddalchemy5970 6 жыл бұрын

Him laughing is making my year.......So awesome is Henry Rollins. ^_^

@ZeroChaosInferno 7 жыл бұрын

12:32 - 12:53 made me laugh my ass off. Fucking brilliant

@Something_Found- 5 жыл бұрын

🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥love this!!

@reddalchemy5970 6 жыл бұрын

This is the funniest thing I have seen in the last 5 years. This is pure genius!

@TheJenipherz 8 жыл бұрын

HENRY ROLLINS For prez for the new 'Merica

@matthewnorth4602 6 жыл бұрын

My Hero reading Dr Seuss, A smile has frowned upon me today. Day made

@JenfurJordan 7 жыл бұрын

Great Odin, I love him so much it makes me near weep.

@Animal_On_Pawzz 8 жыл бұрын

I fucking love this guy 😂 😂 haha

@AdrianaRivera78 8 жыл бұрын

Haha he should do a series of books. Love him!

@TankenkaNeko 8 жыл бұрын

This made my night!

@charmicarmicat2981 4 жыл бұрын

Still one of my most favorite videos on KZfaq ever

@RodneyReviewsThings 4 жыл бұрын

Hank is great.

@klydemarmasett9403 8 жыл бұрын

I love this so much.

@laurengarcia3838 8 жыл бұрын

This made my week.

@lipgloss-and-cigarettes 5 жыл бұрын

I love how Henry is going realllly deep into Oh The Places You Will Go

@lanceislame 8 жыл бұрын

I love this sooooo much

@beaumontlivingston5430 8 жыл бұрын

lmao brilliant! i want to see him do this with every Dr. Seuss book that exists.

@jjgres7842 7 жыл бұрын

Reminds me of john Malkovich twas the night before christmas on SNL

@dusterss6290 6 жыл бұрын

The waiting room Is the greatest moment of Dr Seuss,. Perfect poetry

@BAADGER 2 жыл бұрын

Need more.

@TheAwkwardOh 4 жыл бұрын

This is PURE Gold.

@samuelred3030 7 жыл бұрын

It's kind of funny to see so many people take Henry Rollins sarcasm so seriously.

@taniolewis7697 6 жыл бұрын

too funny lol!! Henry actually is a great guy, and hes got a great sense of humour. cheer's (:

@TheLarryburns84 7 жыл бұрын

I love this MF.

@Heidivanveghel 7 жыл бұрын

He's one of my favorite people ever ❤❤❤

@jjcrossing8245 Жыл бұрын

I wish he did a bunch of these so I could binge on them when I am having a crappy day❤😂

@HeatherNelson19761592 7 жыл бұрын

More Henry Rollings STORY TIME! He's spoil freaking Awesome! telling it like it is!

@dbeecooks 6 жыл бұрын

Absolutely love Henry Rollins...........................

@asdjkl999999 6 жыл бұрын

I'm glad to see Henry Rollins !! I grove with punk and he is still legend for me. He knows his lane and never change own self for money. I started life with punk drinking and smoking ten. but he is our legend !!! please do more stuff with dear Henry! PuNks never die!!!

@hondolando142 4 жыл бұрын

jesus christ i thought i loved henry rollins before, godamn hes god in my eyes

@Sapsche 7 жыл бұрын

He even licks his flippingfinger, like my Grandma did! If he had adjusted his glasses by shoving them with his thumb and third digit, he would be the real McCoy.

@tat2titan 8 жыл бұрын

This was Great! LMAO

@Hawdkoah 8 жыл бұрын

This is my favorite thing now.

@phillipweber6352 6 жыл бұрын

Having a crappy day? Just watch this. Thanks Henry!

@cherry-poppins 5 жыл бұрын

Henry Rollins for president

@RodneyReviewsThings 4 жыл бұрын

Rollins 2020

@ASM881 7 жыл бұрын

I love this Dude.

@tvrgriffithfan8682 3 жыл бұрын

It started off as a joke, but then became reality! 0_o

@JM-ro9oq 8 жыл бұрын

I love you Rollins but I felt every second of this clip.

@jaaalover28 7 жыл бұрын

"But I hate misogyny and I find it everywhere." I just fell in love with Hank.

@Punk-Mask 8 жыл бұрын

Legend.

@alexiaNBC 7 жыл бұрын

And this guy played the badass LoK villain, Zaheer

@johnnythreefour2902 8 жыл бұрын

This is fucking incredible.

@culobandoolo 8 жыл бұрын

I'm feeling very empowered and included right now...

@anthonygillette 7 жыл бұрын

Henry Rollins, you're a goddamn treasure.

@janicecolumbus4917 8 жыл бұрын

HR is hilarious!

@JD1710a 7 жыл бұрын

"Am I reading too much into that, or is that an erection?" -Henry Rollins, 2016

@teeess9551 Жыл бұрын

I loved Henry in the 90's. Now listen to him try to connect to a new audience.

@emen_98 6 жыл бұрын

I love his witty sarcasm

@adrianlee3497 7 жыл бұрын

Aww Henry, lighten up. It's the kid's version of Get In The Van. :p

@DonnaLeehereandnow 8 жыл бұрын

I love how Henry really empathizes with how women are marginalized. I would so like to meet him some day.

@crazyvoveriukas 7 жыл бұрын

I did get a chance to meet, truly nice and humble person! Hope you get to meet him!

@danieldeblasio9368 6 жыл бұрын

Donna Lee please lock him in your closet, and throw away the key! Tape his mouth as well, because he cannot sing.

@MrPink-kk6qn 6 жыл бұрын

You do realize that he's joking throughout the whole video, right?

@ByrneMJames 4 жыл бұрын

@@MrPink-kk6qn man we should get varg to do children's stories, they'd love him too 😆

@brassboy212 8 жыл бұрын

Someone needs to do an AMV with one of Rollins' skits played by Zaheer from "Avatar: Legend of Korra"; a character he voiced.

@doyleworcester2471 6 жыл бұрын

How do I forward this to Melania?

@brandonhallberg9054 5 жыл бұрын

"Is he really a docta??"😂

@banteringboomer4280 7 жыл бұрын

Henry the wisest of folk

@MrHitman8899 8 жыл бұрын

Its funny hearing rollins joke about misogyny but its true.

@randyhaight7202 3 жыл бұрын

Huh. I thought given the events recent to March 2021 this video would be filling up with comments right now.

@52barney 8 жыл бұрын

when did Henrietta become Lydia Lunch Jr. ???

@SoulofNeurosis 8 жыл бұрын

Rollins is still funny as ever. I'm surprised they didn't slip in one of his songs.

@neilfroggycrompton2466 8 жыл бұрын

dr seuss wasnt an actual dr,but just before he passed away he was given an honorary doctorate by a university (cant remember which one it was though)

@TheJenipherz 8 жыл бұрын

U r rad!!! Love love this. Damn straight. Women stay home!

@alvadee 6 жыл бұрын

Henry... Oh Henry, I love you!

@khitai8227 5 жыл бұрын

my kids would climb into his lap and listen to you read, Henry. This was hilarious though

@madgirlshelly 7 жыл бұрын

why do I love you lol

@Gyrbae 3 жыл бұрын

By the end he was rhyming too.

@derpallardie 8 жыл бұрын

Why isn't Fugazi - Waiting Room playing in the background throughout this entire video?

@juanclegg8113 4 жыл бұрын

i like henry rollins

@MainerdLoyd 3 жыл бұрын

So it was Henry with his analysis of this book that got the Dr. Seuss books canceled. 🤣🤣🤣

@judasmachina9684 8 жыл бұрын

Mr. Rollins, are you saying that all girls have to have ponytails and pink dresses? Who are you to say that the short haired possibly Chilean person in yellow was a boy?