Henry Rollins Paints Shirtless with The Shirtless Painter

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6 жыл бұрын

This episode The Shirtless Painter is joined by musician, actor, writer, comedian, and all around nice guy Henry Rollins. Together they paint each other, experimenting with the canvas that is man, proving once again that anyone can paint and anyone can paint anything!
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@yourgrandmashouse_ 6 жыл бұрын

Henry looked at him like he was studying the detail of his face, then continued to fill in the box black. Lol

@speedwolf5212 6 жыл бұрын

Santino Salinas 😂

@tnt01 4 жыл бұрын

Lol. Love it :))

@jeremyviromek 6 жыл бұрын

its so weird how nice henry has gotten. imagine letting another man paint his chest in 1993

@adrianvalenzuela6139 5 жыл бұрын

Ha ha! Henry would kick his ass!

@davidedemurodominijanni9889 5 жыл бұрын

I have arms collapsing by the laugh you gave me... and I thought watching this video was already the top hilarious watch!

@whizwart1 5 жыл бұрын

He did an interview once where he said talking with his fans made him a much more patient and compassionate person. I also think he got that older man "fuck it, lets do it" attitude about life earlier than rest of us.....not to say he still can't kick an ass.

@anumpreto 5 жыл бұрын

"You wanna paint my chest? Yea? I wanna break your fucking face, what d'ya think about it?" Said 1993 Rollins

@nebulous8389 5 жыл бұрын

@@whizwart1 also its because traveling to so many countries made him realize how lucky we are as Americans, and how selfless and kind people were in poor countries

@karinjeffrey7981 6 жыл бұрын

Years ago when I was in art school, I served Henry Rollins a series of espressos with ice water in a Toronto restaurant. He was so low key and polite that I wasn't sure it was him until I saw his tattoos. It's been said that you can tell a lot about someone by how they treat a server. He has been an inspiration to me ever since. Whatever he turns his hands to will always be engaging.

@tnt01 4 жыл бұрын

Cool

@boosie6107 Жыл бұрын

Guy is so intriguing i cant explain it

@TheEsteemedSirScrub 6 жыл бұрын

I could listen to Henry Rollins talk about anything for hours, what an interesting dude

@faviolalozano7597 4 жыл бұрын

Same

@FuckPunkers 6 жыл бұрын

imagine going back in time and showing this to henry when he just joined bf

@bothatguyyoudontknow 6 жыл бұрын

When Rollins started singing for Black Flag, I don't think he ever imagined he'd end up on KZfaq being painted on by another man lol

@suzbone 4 жыл бұрын

wish i could send 21-year-old henry a still of 30:23. he'd be simultaneously proud and terrified.

@alexluc7632 3 жыл бұрын

hahah that true

@trombektango6604 Ай бұрын

wats utiubah? ;pppp

@mexikunt 6 жыл бұрын

He's pushing 60 and has a better body than I've ever had. God bless him.

@bluesky6449 5 жыл бұрын

Pushing 60? He was 56 at the time of the video. Read your bio.

@luxdevoid 5 жыл бұрын

Doyle is 54 and Rollins looks like his dad.

@imdead1922 4 жыл бұрын

bluesky 3 years isn’t that big of a difference

@victorcoleman949 4 жыл бұрын

No alcohol, tobacco or drugs...and a furious work ethic.

@egyptiansushi 3 жыл бұрын

@@bluesky6449 what age do you think is "pushing 60"? haha

@brendonross5774 6 жыл бұрын

"I have a few rules... NO SWASTIKA'S "

@sonicseducer69 6 жыл бұрын

Nazi punks fuck off!

@folksurvival 6 жыл бұрын

dman Grow up.

@sonicseducer69 6 жыл бұрын

Grow up? lol you can fuck off too old man

@joaorufino4952 5 жыл бұрын

@@folksurvival he made a reference to a Dead Kennedys song

@folksurvival 5 жыл бұрын

@@sonicseducer69 You're making a fool of yourself.

@grantandrews4826 6 жыл бұрын

I happened to be shirtless when I stumbled across this, and I have to say it feels like coming home for the first time.

@jery3385 4 жыл бұрын

Same bro

@thebirdchannelforfans623 2 жыл бұрын

Awww, yeah… same here all the way!

@kattykillfish 6 жыл бұрын

I lost it when they started painting ON each other.

@SonikJesus 6 жыл бұрын

no you didn't

@brandonfield3993 5 жыл бұрын

Uh spoiler warning. Thanks. Hahaha

@mrpandabites 6 жыл бұрын

I just watched two shirtless men paint on each other for thirty one minutes, and I couldn't be happier with how I spent my time.

@SxeGoJuKid 6 жыл бұрын

wtf type of 60 year old rock star looks that good shirtless... the mans a cyborg

@Xxjoseph1029xX 6 жыл бұрын

He's has very strong opinions on a healthy life. Very wize dude for being a hardcore punker

@FD00CH 4 жыл бұрын

Iggy?

@pappy1527 4 жыл бұрын

nah he just has good genetics. Look at the supreme human being

@Alf_Pacino 4 жыл бұрын

iggi pop...

@justenbenally522 3 жыл бұрын

Billy idol

@talcolmx5054 6 жыл бұрын

I had Rollins write his name and three words to live by on arm and got it tattooed. Truth, Action, Wisdom

@ovaryacted 3 жыл бұрын

damn

@SarahRylee 6 жыл бұрын

Henry Rollins can forever get it.

@netizenrealness 6 жыл бұрын

truly!

@Vampchickspits 5 жыл бұрын

Yess!!

@ang_ro 5 жыл бұрын

YUP.

@hope2381 5 жыл бұрын

Yes for real 😂❤️

@tyron-thevictim-woodley698 3 жыл бұрын

What do you mean by get it?

@SmellsLikeNothing 6 жыл бұрын

this is the high quality content i need to see in my recommended

@yeahohright3097 6 жыл бұрын

Henry Rollins is 56 years old and he's hotter than most 20 somethings. WHAT THE FUCK

@canaisyoung3601 3 жыл бұрын

Cuz he takes care of himself better than most 20-somethings.

@sarcasticallyrearranged Жыл бұрын

What? He looks like a saggy,older man.

@yeahohright3097 Жыл бұрын

@@sarcasticallyrearrangedhe looks older but he's also really in shape and has a cool vibe to him

@SizzleMoonSong 25 күн бұрын

The power of punk an ranting & exercise. Holding in all that anger, stress & sloth is what ages us... & why I look 20 years older than my age.

@humanonearth1 6 жыл бұрын

I'm left speechless as to how to express how enjoyable this is as a piece of consumable media

@theloniousswope2814 6 жыл бұрын

I can't believe this exists. This is some kind of alien perfect-joy probably from another dimension.

@tantryl 6 жыл бұрын

When I saw the 31m run time I thought "there's no way they can make this funny for that long". At the 10m mark I knew they could.

@tetsou8083 6 жыл бұрын

"all around nice guy Henry Rollins", imagine describing Rollins from the 80's as an all around nice guy xD

@serenasurreal686 6 жыл бұрын

I have a mad and enduring crush on Henry Rollins as a legendary human being 😍💕😊

@Devilock79 6 жыл бұрын

He's a terrible human being, or a very good one depending on your perspective of human nature.

@vonslagle 6 жыл бұрын

Huh? Never heard that one. Do tell

@tracyherwig8334 6 жыл бұрын

Serena Surreal I'm with ya, sister, lol.

@thediseaseisthecure 6 жыл бұрын

says the guy in his mom's basement who's obviously never met him...

@blackcoffeeblues2538 6 жыл бұрын

you idiots and that bullshit, so far from the truth. shaking like a dog shitting razorblades at life. you came to watch it then submit us to your weak bullshit. get a life.

@doyleworcester2471 6 жыл бұрын

I just appreciate how real and honest Rollins is. I dont think many people could do this without making it super awkward. Rollins rolls with it with style.

@hutchinator 6 жыл бұрын

Well this is just about the third best thing I've seen in my 20+ years on the internet. Amazing.

@MetallicMale 5 жыл бұрын

I'm really curious about 1st and 2nd place now. Would you care to share?

@MCC4RTHY1 6 жыл бұрын

Love this man, if Henry is in it I watch it 😆

@naiem9598 6 жыл бұрын

i had just finished watching Hot Ones with him in it, before coming to this. I Freaking love Henry Rollins.

@grindcoremaniac 6 жыл бұрын

This is so good. Henry Rollins is the shit.

@Strawman333 6 жыл бұрын

There's something about watching people doing things they aren't good at that is very pleasing to me. Especially painting.

@anindustryplant7449 2 жыл бұрын

His layers of sarcasm and dry humour are fucking golden

@hannahwalters4037 6 жыл бұрын

I had to do a double take on this initially. I can't believe this is 31 min. This is so random.

@patches2221 6 жыл бұрын

Hannah Walters it's not random any more than any other life event or entertainment media

@bluekinopio9390 6 жыл бұрын

Rollins is HAWT

@folksurvival 6 жыл бұрын

But you're a guy.

@aToast3r 6 жыл бұрын

I'm gonna post this on onstagram cause its hilarious to see this comment that I thought about...I'm high lemme get away with this IG:•: another.escapay

@dedg0st 6 жыл бұрын

unlockthepower what’s that got to with it? jfc, grow up

@folksurvival 6 жыл бұрын

Pat Black Use your brain and *think* before replying next time.

@coreyriley1094 6 жыл бұрын

"gonna go a little north korea on you" "please"

@MsLenepigen 5 жыл бұрын

Haha.. I was reading your comment exactly when they said that.

@TanukiOfficial 6 жыл бұрын

The body painting was really the best. Wonderfully and strangely, they became more expressive with color when they were painting each other. The intimacy had a wonderful effect.

@danalaviano8579 Жыл бұрын

What a great observation!

@PowuhToSeven 6 жыл бұрын

He's like a rock and roll Bill Murray

@Cyborganna 6 жыл бұрын

Seven sins So, basically Bill Murray? 😋

@bryanmcmanus2788 6 жыл бұрын

I’d love to watch a conversation between Henry, Bill Murray and Woody Harrelson.

@Angelicscars487304 6 жыл бұрын

I always take my shirt off when Henry's on screen.......but for different reasons.

@myanimation8987 3 жыл бұрын

You take your SHIRT off?

@kathlenesmith830 2 жыл бұрын

And he complained about the lack of half-naked groupies at his concerts...

@stocksstocks2314 6 жыл бұрын

Bob Ross is tore up right now.

@AwesomeSaucePictures 6 жыл бұрын

Rekt

@shanep1734 6 жыл бұрын

I could listen to Henry talk all day

@haileyc4331 9 ай бұрын

This is so wholesome. Its actually beautiful to see two people turn eachother into art ❤

@madrojian 6 жыл бұрын

I've been a fan of everything Henry Rollins for most of my life; gotta say, I would have driven to my artist and had his initials inked in immediately after that session ended.

@anthonydibiase5311 6 жыл бұрын

Best half hour of my life

@biglesthecat4454 6 жыл бұрын

damn Rollins's voice is getting rough these days but any time I see him do anything is good

@Qurisx 6 жыл бұрын

Evilash 138 it's neat to see how he has evolved over the years. I like that he's happier nowadays. Like he seems happier in general and it feels good because he's a real genuine guy.

@biglesthecat4454 6 жыл бұрын

Christopher Borelli I completely agree with you here he seems to be in a better place these days I remember seeing his spoken word in Columbus Ohio around 2007 I had the chance to meet him he was surprised when he asked if I wanted an autograph and I politely declined all I wanted was a chance to meet him and even though it was a ten minute conversation it was a one on one conversation with him he's a really humble down to earth guy and truly loves conversing with his fans

@DonteKeys 6 жыл бұрын

His voice was always rough. He has a great story about going to see Michael Bolton's throat doctor and being told that his vocals cords were the 2nd most damaged they'd ever seen(the doc wouldn't reveal who the worst was).

@biglesthecat4454 6 жыл бұрын

DonteKeys I remember hearing about that I had the album that story was on and it looks like it's all caught up to him but it still doesn't take away how cool he is plus I know it's because he's getting older which is effecting his vocals

@messermoreaux1139 6 жыл бұрын

He's got the kind of voice if he raises it everyone will shut the hell up

@7158dgarcia 6 жыл бұрын

Henry Rollins is also one of the most gifted, intelligent people in Rock (hell, anywhere). He's also, apparently, incredibly hot still!

@handsomesquidward3772 6 жыл бұрын

Anyone noticed the skinny guy sounds/talks like the kid who interviewed Henry back in the 80s?

@chrisuresti3898 6 жыл бұрын

Erwin S lol did his not album ever come out ?

@handsomesquidward3772 6 жыл бұрын

Yes and no

@archangelmichael9037 6 жыл бұрын

Erwin S ...Hey Man i thought it was that young same guy i beleive his name is ...'Ian', l have Forgotten his surname ATM... He grew up and became the Bass player in Fugazi .

@netizenrealness 5 жыл бұрын

DID NOT notice that...lol

@CharlesWillisBonsai 6 жыл бұрын

Thought I'd just check this out, but before I know it I had watched the entire thing.

@shadyzz954 6 жыл бұрын

It’s funny that I came across this video, and Henry mentioned the story about purchasing camera equipment. I was in line behind him at Samys Camera a long time back, in LA, when he and her were purchasing that equipment. I still have the image in my phone, he’s a very interesting and passionate guy for sure.

@riverratgrrl 6 жыл бұрын

I might genuinely love this. More interviews that are a mix of interesting anecdotes and improvised bullshit while painting each other please. Also, DID HE GET THE STRIPES TATTOOED ON OR NOT?!

@flanchocoflan 6 жыл бұрын

I had my doubts but this was gold

@boostedhobbit 6 жыл бұрын

This. Is. Fucking. Fantastic.

@olivegrove2615 6 жыл бұрын

Mr Rollins the most talkative male on earth, Glad there's a brain in his head 😁⭐️

@jbuddyman 6 жыл бұрын

This is considered hardcore porn to me.

@snozbaries 6 жыл бұрын

Henry Rollins is a true American Rock n Roll badass!

@KeyboredCoward 6 жыл бұрын

he is a musical G.I Joe..

@stampede5873 6 жыл бұрын

kzfaq.info/get/bejne/jqiJpMl-xtPXY6s.html

@MrRushbrown 6 жыл бұрын

lol henry started painting a square

@plasticvideo 6 жыл бұрын

The WiFi bars on the Einstürzende Neubauten logo is the perfect marriage of iconography between the Gen X and the Millennial generations. #unity

@plasticvideo 6 жыл бұрын

Let me put your in your place... see below.

@plasticvideo 6 жыл бұрын

Neubauten started in 1980 as did the iconography. The Harvard Center describes Gen X as 1965 to 1984. Gen Fucking X, thank you.

@bryanmcmanus2788 6 жыл бұрын

plasticvideo My people.

@siebenschrauben3044 2 жыл бұрын

Very fitting, given Einstürzende Neubauten's enduring online supporter programme!

@sabredivision509 6 жыл бұрын

I love how henry painting a BOX And the other guy just about shat out a masterpeice

@markshaver3814 3 жыл бұрын

That tear drop is underneath Henry's rough exterior. It's good to cry. Crying heals if you let it.

@grithvemmingoksen1464 6 жыл бұрын

"wow, I'm really coming alive." haha great

@Capgungoesbang 6 жыл бұрын

I'm happy to hear Henry say "warsh" like I do, as I'm from Baltimore and we share a lot of particular accent cues with D.C.

@DonteKeys 6 жыл бұрын

I'm from south GA(USA) and say it that way, but only as an homage to Karl Childers from Slingblade.

@rarecoast9000 6 жыл бұрын

Capgungoesbang read this before I heard him say it, didn't know what it meant, decided to wait until I got some context...still don't understand it haha. What is "warsh"?

@Capgungoesbang 6 жыл бұрын

Its wash, like "wash your clothes" or "wash the dishes," except some people add "r" in the middle. I don't know why. You usually hear it around the mid-atlantic and the south/southeast coast.

@rarecoast9000 6 жыл бұрын

Capgungoesbang ohh, can't say I've ever heard that prior to now, thanks

@TK-ij2xi 6 жыл бұрын

ey yo- I found this interesting...I'm from the southwest but my grandparents were from AZ/CA & they both had accents that would be indicative of another region. There was "warsh". There was "Sundee & Mondee". There was "that there"...as in "Give me that there warshcloth." :) They were born in the mid-late 30's - I wonder if that makes a difference? I read the NY accent of Woody Allen, Trump, & Bernie Sanders were all from more a different era, than a region per se. And they were all born in the same time frame.

@deborahpless515 3 жыл бұрын

I actually had the pleasure of meeting Mr Rollins. . .he is absolutely glorious on stage. . .soooo shy up close. I made the international sign for "hug"

@manystar 6 жыл бұрын

Henry Rollins is the best

@solange1417 6 жыл бұрын

The purple dinosaur biting into his neck looks really awesome!

@khunopie9159 6 жыл бұрын

Henry in the Raw

@karenvonclezie4678 6 жыл бұрын

so good!!!! Henry looks amazing!!!

@moonlily1 6 жыл бұрын

It doesn't surprise me that George Carlin would like Henry Rollins. They have a similar worldview...pragmatic and slightly hateful but ultimately moral.

@AwesomeSaucePictures 6 жыл бұрын

They actually met.

@eriktruchinskas3747 6 жыл бұрын

Boy henry has slimmed down now that hes cut out the power lifting

@candice523 6 жыл бұрын

Erik Rasmussen Yeah..he looks more human....not like a robcop. Lol

@RobertSlover 6 жыл бұрын

a bob ross type show with henry visually representing his life stories would be incredible.

@GAGALEXUR 6 жыл бұрын

He mentioned johnny mnemonic dear lord I love his part in that movie.

@stephaniec.8418 6 жыл бұрын

Damn Rollins!!! Looking good 😎

@IVomitOrgasms 6 жыл бұрын

This is what a drug-free mind and body look like. I'm pretty jealous I don't have the willpower to resist junk food and alcohol. Even at age 30 it's a lot of work to stay fit when you drink excessively on weekends. Henry gets more bad ass with age.

@j_freed 5 жыл бұрын

Is beer and wine alcohol? Because I read a lot. About what I drink, gotta know that information. Cancels it out?

@shaskins15 5 жыл бұрын

@@j_freed yes it is. Im 42, i held up until 40 lol. The only alcohol i drink is wine. I was a size 2 til 39 now I'm a size 8..i have healthy eating habits but i like mt wine🤷‍♀️💔

@boosie6107 Жыл бұрын

I cut drinking and 1500 cals max a day... i went from 245 to 205, a 40in waist to 36, all in 3 months

@mmcmann9539 6 жыл бұрын

I have never seen Henry Rollins be so nice for so long, and I'm 11 minutes in.

@K4rt80y 6 жыл бұрын

There's no accidents, just happy punks.

@paulphelps869 6 жыл бұрын

I can't believe he let this happen. Nice to see a old dog learn new tricks.

@dabunnyrabbit2620 6 жыл бұрын

"Mom what's in my spaghetti" "Shut up and eat it" I really like this lol. Henry and Marilyn should paint together.

@Demention94 6 жыл бұрын

Rollins is a beast of nature. An absolute hunk of a man.

@spassgost1762 4 жыл бұрын

“Oh, you’re crying too.” Never thought I’d live to see the day where Henry Rollins sounds tender

@cierrablue 6 жыл бұрын

I can't believe I watched the whole thing. lol

@trevrr 6 жыл бұрын

cierrablue I know you didn't

@haliesymmons6255 6 жыл бұрын

How could you stop? After they ditched the canvases... :9

@acepc2 6 жыл бұрын

Henry Rollins in Sons of anarchy was amazing, lol even though he played a nazi his performance was amazing, great guy!

@bryanmcmanus2788 6 жыл бұрын

acepc2 Yes he was! I caught him on TV in an episode of Z Nation a couple weeks ago.

@hansgrueber8169 6 жыл бұрын

Rollins is a NAZI????

@LK-dn2ms 6 жыл бұрын

Hans Grueber he played a nazi in a tv show

@irishandirie 6 жыл бұрын

I dropped the soap, ummm I mean brush.

@girlanonymous Жыл бұрын

Lawd 😂 I love Henry Rollins!! I wish he was touring in my town.

@KatheeDemontforte 6 жыл бұрын

Einstuerzende Neubauten tattoo. Priceless!

@psycold 6 жыл бұрын

Get Alexandra Daddario next.

@luckyducki 3 жыл бұрын

Wow that's really original and funny haha tits

@4x4PearlyInCA 4 жыл бұрын

Omg....they are painting each other. 🤣😍😍😍😍 Love you Henry😘😘😘

@Todo-1996 6 жыл бұрын

I love Henry 💕

@nunya8010 6 жыл бұрын

does no one remember the joy of painting,that mans voice is like taking a bunch of xanax or valium or smoking pot all of which are good while watching the joy of painting

@klimtklavier 6 жыл бұрын

BOB ROSS ! Me and my bff used to get out of hs, smoke a joint and watch Bob Ross and his happy little trees...

@nunya8010 6 жыл бұрын

+klimtklavier yeah its a great show to mellow out to,i have never painted while watching him but im pretty sure everyone was high on something while watching that shit

@gwillypdawg 6 жыл бұрын

Andy roy professional skater has the bars on his throat

@matthewhartshorn4828 6 жыл бұрын

George Prewitt lmao him and Peter Hewitt should go on here

@erebustheslackerrr 3 жыл бұрын

even Henry Rollins painting is so badass, it cried a bloody tear.

@bloomdoom13 6 жыл бұрын

Always say please and thank you when painting a friend 😂

@TheRuVedicChannel 6 жыл бұрын

You are a black square living inside a human body.

@wyattmcinturff8179 6 жыл бұрын

U better get the rainbow bars man!

@wickedsmaat2012 6 жыл бұрын

This is hilarious and revealing! Best interview ever!

@lyndaconrad4549 6 жыл бұрын

My dream job - painting Henry Rollins.

@darkkiss7247 6 жыл бұрын

Joe's Garage is an awesome album!

@thediseaseisthecure 6 жыл бұрын

Sheik Yerbouti is best

@darkkiss7247 6 жыл бұрын

D. Smith. You have excellent taste

@thediseaseisthecure 6 жыл бұрын

Likewise!

@porkfriedrice1530 6 жыл бұрын

zappa is awful

@thediseaseisthecure 6 жыл бұрын

There are people who love Zappa and people who don't get Zappa

@fatboySRK 6 жыл бұрын

This was great!

@mamayoum1591 5 жыл бұрын

This is bizarre and marvelous at the same time! Good video

@corruption6194 5 жыл бұрын

Why am I only now finding this video, this is the best video I’ve seen all year! Respect for Henry, amazing.

@mrfernandoramon205 6 жыл бұрын

Awesomeness pure and simple

@peterpetruzzi 5 жыл бұрын

So I’m paused at 1:15. So far, Henry is painting a black box, which I assume is where he stores his rage and insanity. He’s painted it in the top right corner, out of the way, but letting us know that it’s still there. He may or may not reach into the box, whatever allows him to tastefully paint his portrait of the gentleman to his right. And now, let us resume...

@nelsonmcfarlane8484 2 жыл бұрын

English teacher vibes

@amaliaimaldonado1159 6 жыл бұрын

That was awesome, Henry Rollins is brilliant! Great painting!

@superman8109 6 жыл бұрын

I love this video!! Pure genius!

@StephenAndrew777 6 жыл бұрын

Paint and Enjoy, indeed.

@cullycucc 6 жыл бұрын

Wow, Henry is gorgeous

@SpectacularName 6 жыл бұрын

This interview is hilarious. When he threw the canvas aside it got even better.

@johnran6015 6 жыл бұрын

You can see the scars on Henry's torso where he would cut himself with glass after gigs in Black Flag, I am sure there is even picture of him doing it on stage, rad!