Bro i saw this exactly as he said it.

Wtf?! Same!!!

If it was Alinity, the dog would get yeeted through the ceiling.

Jacob Szymczak when I got mine in the mail ( saber ) my girl opened it thinking it was something for her .... She’s Japanese but still thinks it’s weird af :/

ah i see you are a weeb of culture as well tell me have you heard of our great ship Enterprise

Stupid isn't it ?

We truly live in a society, waifuists rise up

@@SpartanTrigger wait wait you like artoria and you have a girlfriend WHO IS JAPANESE

Woah...the truth..

@9600GTMAN Assuming we're thinking of the same story, it's not the same here. The guys' situation was very secluded to his own car. And the reveal of the 'relationship' was made to his father. This girl straight up got a personal escort to commercial-grade aircraft to have caress time with it. No matter how you look at it. this is a whole new level compared to the car guy.

Yeah i know right. Although for anyone looking to make a quick buck off of weirdos like her....you could sell shirts tha say "my other husband/wife is a 787". Hats, fanny packs (milennials love those for some reason)

News: "woman is in a relationship with a plane!" Society: meh News: "Man marries hatsune miku, a virtual girl from vocaloid" Society: *REAL SHIT*

That one guy who fucks his car for sure was shamed by all women

Lololololol

She died in her lover’s arms! 🤣

>German What a beak!

we can only hope....

The orgasm will be insane I bet...

Seconded, this really works. I once hot glued WarHammer swords to my abdomen and now I’m rolling in bitches.

A Gator that totally gives me an idea.....

Lmao lmao

PS. How the hell is she allowed be alone with a 737 in a post 9-11 world? The only answer is that media is enabling these nutbags for entertainment but doesn't even have the balls to laugh at them.

Lmao, get some of those Kshatriya wings, be like a fly peacock and spread those wings.

I identify as a Doom chainsaw and my pronoun is rriiinnniiiinnnniinn

Ha!

I identify as an M1A1 battle tank.

But the airplane is a lot bigger there for is a lot more of a chet then an attack helicopter

Furries: "Oh this old stuff again?"

I was oh shit I'm was like OHHH

well we have people whose brains have flown away...yet they are still alive. That's sort of amazing....maybe even more than flying cars.

Bravo sir

Right? Maybe she needs practise boarding normal behaviour. Then this madness can make a departure from her life.

I struggled there... go easy on me.

Corperate Skumbag how punny!!!

🤣🤣🤣👌🏾

@Agent 005 so 2012 did happen, eh well it explains my depression...

@@John-Stark it did

@Agent 005 I'm beginning to think that's the case

She's not committed until she's locked up in the insane asylum.

😂😂😂😂😂

Those are just side flings. The 737 is her main dish. 😂

And she can ride it for hours.

6 figure net worth.

Holy crap that was awesome.

Its totally the shape... All Women would be lying if we said Phallic Symbols dont excite a very base and deep down core instinct. Its like watching a train enter a tunnel 100 times... Eventually your mind just connects the dots. Also why Women like Horses or certain Architecture "a bit too much".

Talk about joining the Mile High Club. lol

lol they don't tell you but they were turning niggas into planes xD that's why they had to die. The planes we have now were all tamed by the wright brothers in an attempt to prevent the giant metal monsters from devouring humanity. They used a secret alchemical seal to prevent the creatures from consuming human flesh, binding their mouths shut. In exchange, they offer up the chance for the planes to consume jet fuel.

@Lics Norgi Pretty much. When natural selection no longer works it's magic, you have to cull. We stopped that and now have rampant SJWism.

@@NeutralGrounder honestly, as someone with Asperger's, I'm almost convinced the entire movement came from and is being pushed by aberrant autistics who aren't self aware enough to understand

Those were probably the first crazy feminists. So they had to be dealt asap. 😜

Whonsays this is empowering? Show this to most women ans they'll cringe hard. Dont get it twisted

@@stsk7 I don't know about the empowering part, but they are trying to normalize insanity. That's bad enough.

😂

Seriously, we're all starting to know that feeling more and more.

I object to that...nevermind, I see your point...

Rogun987 Like Bitch It’s An Inanimate Object, How Much Easier Can It Get!? 😂😂😂

HE NEVER TALKS TO ME HE'S ALWAYS TRAVELING HE'S COLD AND UNFEELING

Same

Lmao xD that's the best comment here.

That made me laugh so much

Thats like 99% of car themed accounts on any website

Minimme fanbase is basically "attracted" to cars

Have you seen a little video called "Car Sex" from the small channel Pyrocynical

Sean Fallon my strange addictions

Don't ruin the man's ignorance, ignorance is bliss

goood one :P

Intense BDSM maybe

WAAAAYY too woefully underrepped. Fantastic. LOL.

Well, the plane's white and shaped like a dick 'n balls-- the hell do YOU think?!

Technically speaking they will, as planes and the likes can't reproduce... yet.

I’m surprised she doesn’t accuse the plane of being flighty

I saw that thanks to penguinz0

Oh god, i remember that one.. Had to smoke extra weed to get over it lmao.

She divorced him?when?

@@atcera8714 Just before the punchline of the joke.

Me three

@Kunth I pictured the plane having a ball gag on

ICameforLaughs I felt this

yah sure, though its easy to be committed for 5 years and still use your partner onto which to project your assuptions. Just like she's doing to the plane. Many committed relationships aren't any less solipsistic.

maybe we should start a club

You just KNOW she hogs the bathroom.

Like those stupid Garnier Fruitisse commercials

MrDrokkul 🤣🤣🤣🤣

😂😂😂😂😂

And she breaks the wings of them first so that they can't escape... hmm, that film Misery. 🤔

Right? This bitch is a JoJo villain.

It’s a horror movie now that you think about it, she has dismembered parts of his dead family members hanging around the house, and small replicas of him to molest

Please don't give them more ideas....

0:42 Gundam did not know what I was thinking.

Don't forget the net worth :D

I bet women love that it's fitted with a GPS tracker and a Black Box.

i think it was a wall and she cheated on it with a fence

@Disobedient One she said she was fulfilled both spiritually and "physically" PHYSICALLY!

excuse me but wtf😂

Of course she replies fast. You really think she has anything better to do? 😂

Hes telling the truth

No I don't think I will. I've lost enough brain cells

Wearing an oxygen mask.

I don't know about any basement dwellers, but this is definitely trolling of one sort or another.

Also wearing a seatbelt.

Agree. She knew she could get 15MB of fame with this stupid fetish.

@@sunnyjim1355 shes trolling herself .... mental illnesses come in many different varieties .. high functioning if we are to take her behavior for face value .... we now live in a society were we are told there is no such thing as a mental illness .. we are now NEURALLY DIVERSE ...not MENTALLY ILL .. and this position MUST be considered NORMAL ... But actual normal will be met with opposition and charges of hate speech ism or phobia ...etc ... So all you need to know is you must pretend NORMAL is NOT normal.. and accept mental illnesses as normal and something brave to strive for to achieve at any cost ...especially while denying normal its place as normal... for fear of prosecution by law .

to late for that gundam has past the point of no return long ago

Can't get insane if you're already insane. *Wink*

Bro lost it back when I discovered him in highschool and I’m 26 bro lost it years ago just I enjoy the ride bro like now is upside down

Its all okay until she tries to 'run off' with her boyfriend.

Mental institution, pumped full of drugs, and left on a padded room.

some get airsick she gets an orgasm...

@@First_Chapter We will never get off this stupid, one-moon planet. We are stuck here forever with these damn humans... :(

They're waiting till we stop breeding because of all this stuff....then the population will be too small and too dumb to fight back.

Or she’s tried to fuck their spaceship which caused them to take flight and flee

Understandable if they exist,I'd be embarrassed too l

They want to avoid a crazy woman humping their aircraft if possible 😝

Everyday, the sweet embrace of death seems more a more attractive.

I'm laughing so hard after reading this comment.

I'm sure someone would be into it, really get their landing gear extended, lol

Get out...

Or it might crash and burn, idk.

Her new man is pretty fly

@@no_4259 Yes I also prefer the Hindenburg.

Zooooooom!

Lmao!!

With hands like that, it's a all grass field for certain.

@@BatteryH1862 - Grass? The bushes are overgrown...

@@ahmataevo I don't know, she seems pretty weed wacked...

I usually aim for the the biggest bush I can. It's the best cushion for rough impacts lol

SpartanTrigger Plane “...”

Where are all the good wife kzfaq.info/get/bejne/fs6XnMyHycq2ZZc.html

George Snell *commits 9/11 to escape the crazy lady.

somechinese dude my girls Japanese but a normie lol and she doesn’t like anything anime /nerdy :/

That is the part that makes her crazy

As if this whole "this plane is my lover" concept wasn't dark enough...thx for taking it to the next lvl.

A Jeffery duhmer with out the eating part.

@@ezionalie how can you be so sure?

Yeah my sex life has gotten 1000 times better since i started identifying as a G-Wagon.

He doesn't want to burn it off in the tailpipe...

It's rape.. oh, except that EU laws make it impossible for a woman to be charged with rape. 🤔

@@sunnyjim1355 I wonder how the laws will work once sex bots finally become commercialized.

Tell your wife that "der Frau hast eine schlecht Kopf und Die Welt ist verrückt"😂

It's an overgrown bush field.

Have you seen the size of the cockpit, she's definitely a size queen.

Lol that actually sounds interesting.

Gundam: "You know getting off on inanimate objects like that is demented though, right?" Guest: "You take lingering glamour shots of toy robots." Gundam: "Conceded, but you didn't answer my question."

Yep

Amen

Goddamn right lol

You son of bitch, I'm in!

Get out of my head!

Is that a food?

@@ridoing9969 I don't know the ancient scriptures say that it used to be a forum of "civilization"

@@tothedome566 civilization? Is that sweet or sour?

Hikage Daito RYU at the moment its sour, really fucking sour

i believe its just an unspoken competition to gather the most money you can before the world ends, you want to have your name on that leader board.

We all know that machines are female. I've named every one at my workplace.

@@munky342 Depends on how much chrome. That plane had very little so it is almost a lumberjack in masculinity. **Beware the well placed kinard.**

@@munky342 95% id say are Women. Some Machines just are Men... I cant even really explain why. A 100 Series Landcruiser is a Boy. A BMW is a Girl... at least to me haha

Even Tanks have genders. Machineguns = female Cannons = male Both = hermaphrodites

@@supremecaffeine2633 That could be why my Man got mad at me for calling T34s "look at these gorgeous girls". Is it actually a real Military descriptor?

puts snakes on the plane

i dont think he does. he addressed this once. i think it's better if we were to watch it a few days later but that's just an assumption. i wish gundam would address it

I love this comment 😂

This Chad meme has been approved, proceed with the great work.

Just a tip is fine =]

I bet she can take the whole fuselage.

@@joesmith3650 for the passengers, there is a flight worse than Spirit airlines 🤢

Hahahah

Curves. That plane's curvy as can be. You're right. LOL

Female aircrafts are more common in the workforce these days because of their curves. More curves less drag less cost for fuel 😅

As a Golden Gyrocopter with a burning tail, I agree.

I dont wanna hold your pillow it's all sticky :(

lol i wonder if she ever tried to sit on that thing xD

oh i remember that guy, that was very very disturbing

Wait wait wait- W H A T?!

That was a video I regrettably can't erase from my brain, people are so fucked

how do you know the car is gay?

@@chicostephenson It was a FIAT.

"Nein! Zat was very far from being adequate. Anthropomorphising zer planes ist verboten!"

Don't blame the messanger, think of who's paying the messanger.

The show is called Extreme Love. They know ppl like us are gonna watch so they can exploit as many weirdos as possible for cash. Nothing new.

I'm broke, so I'm eating raw noodles.. I have a sad life 😂🙃

I choked with my own saliva while laughing at this.

well played, sir