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@wesss9353Ай бұрын
Why can't you use your real voice instead of AI? Or have the guy doing the scam in video ad for the narration?
@Ze_MooseАй бұрын
Uber DOESN'T give rides at 2pm!
@HensleyTG1Ай бұрын
They just had to taze and arrest him, sad
@wesss9353Ай бұрын
@@HensleyTG1 he fucked around and found out
@jhs8496Ай бұрын
I buzz muh groinhairs with muh mangroinhairbuzzer. The short-and-curlies fly like wood chips at a lumberjackin' contest when I get to buzzin' muh groinhairs.
@patriciahamel5674Ай бұрын
You can tell that she has a lot of experience herding toddlers.
@VioletJoyАй бұрын
😂
@billionairebychoice8436Ай бұрын
That's what she should be doing instead of this.
@CollectingYourTaxАй бұрын
@@billionairebychoice8436Not wanting to pit someone in jail and save them from going to jail and ruining their life is bad? New one
@lornaginetteharrison7168Ай бұрын
@@billionairebychoice8436What a sexist, misogynistic statement.
@toyamwarrАй бұрын
Every police officer is overqualified to teach preschoolers.
@Anonymous4045Ай бұрын
The more bodycams I watch, the less I want to drink alcohol.
@triz313Ай бұрын
Or just enjoy it responsibly? I mean the reality for most of us is not getting so crunk that we have our boss call our moms to figure out a plan with the police.
@Lochias333Ай бұрын
Good. I'm more and more convinced every year that alcohol should be illegal again.
@ataridcАй бұрын
@@triz313a lot of people think they know their limits but are way off
@susanh6877Ай бұрын
True enough, but it's even less that I would want to be a police officer as I dreamed when I was younger. I would definitely not have the patience for this foolishness.
@azureavocado5195Ай бұрын
“Spirits” are called such for a reason. You’re opening yourself to possession/influence and releasing control. It’s legal FOR A REASON.
@LostInSpace175Ай бұрын
the girl on the phone "ya hes not my problem" lmaoooo DAMNNNN
@CcBeautiful94Ай бұрын
Especially he called her a different name LMAO 😅
@MORONICO3Ай бұрын
She definitely wasn't in South Carolina 😂
@NatiLite26 күн бұрын
You know cause she started with "honestly," lol which we've seen from many liars on these videos lol
@LostInSpace17524 күн бұрын
@@NatiLite truue lol
@catoniner10 күн бұрын
@@MORONICO3nah she is, his kid commented above actually he has warrants out of SC
@apieceofdirt4681Ай бұрын
Telling a 40 year old grown man that “I’ve already talked with your mom” is priceless.
@Kindaanonymous43Ай бұрын
This is my father, regrettably. I have seen some comments here where people say “oh he could be a good guy, he’s just drunk, maybe he’s decent when hes sober! He has a bench warrant in South Carolina for not paying child support and has over 50,000 dollars in arrears, which is supposed to help my mother - his ex wife - take care of and pay for me and my little siblings. My mother has sole custody because in 2020 he was charged with domestic abuse, spousal r@pe, child neglect, and aggravated assault with a deadly weapon. All things ive witnessed multiple times and the aggravated assault was him holding a knife to my mothers neck threatening to kill her. He has never served as a marine or in any branch for our country. His benchwarrant is on him for life and if he is found within South Carolina borders he will be arrested and held in jail for not paying child support. The “kirsten” in the video I never was familiar with, but the “Lisa” he mentioned I was familiar with. He finds people like Lisa or even his boss seen in the video to take advantage of, live with, and then indulge in his alcoholism, drug abuse (marijuana, cocaine, etc.) and then when that person finally figures him out, the cycle continues. As of now I have no clue where he is, I have a protection order over me as does my mother because of the acts against us. He is not a good man, he does not deserve to be a father, and his mom mentioned in the video has her own skew of messed up mental issues. After a lifetime of fighting with police ill say, its entertaining to be binge watching these cop videos and the next one in autoplay has your fathers voice and face of which you havent seen in years, even if this video is from 2023. In this video he is funny, likeable, and a charismatic asshole. Its all apart of his act and disconnection from reality, making life a joke. My family continues to heal every day. Cj, Anna, or Mary/current girlfriend - if you see this, fuck you.
@imabeardsley9280Ай бұрын
Wow- I am sorry. I felt every damn word you wrote. I hope your heart heals😢
@JimiJames-xq3kcАй бұрын
Thanks for clearing a few things up with the backstory.
@ilovetati91Ай бұрын
so sorry
@lulumoon6942Ай бұрын
Can imagine this is A LOT for someone unfamiliar to digest. But if you've lived it like we have, it's just another day. I also served for years as a Victim Advocate, so have gone at it from a different perspective. In my 50s and STILL healing. Hope you've had support with Complex Trauma C-PTSD. These Sociopaths are destroyers and parasites and you deserve SO much better. Proud of you for the clarity and insight shared here, and the one thing I could suggest is to flip the script and choose DAILY the things that bring more joy and future. In ALL things. Look forward, best is yet to come. 🙏🕊️
@sophiemarcaureleАй бұрын
As someone who grew up in a messed up situation, I feel you! ❤ Take good care of yourself and try to get therapy if you can, even "children of alcoholic parents" meetings can help. I think you already know this, but it's not your fault your genitor is like that! It was never your fault. Forgive him not to excuse his behaviour, but to set yourself free from him... then live your best life ❤❤
@tvo6453Ай бұрын
Babysitting a grown drunk man, acting like a kid. Just take him to the drunk tank
@Ze_MooseАй бұрын
"Don't do that CJ!" 😂
@Ena48145Ай бұрын
@@Ze_Moose "Seeee Jayyyyyyyyy, don't do that Seeeee Jayyyyyy."
@Mary_Beth_ReimerАй бұрын
Do we even have those anymore? We really ought to!
@yanevaknow1017Ай бұрын
Awe be quiet
@JM-qn3tfАй бұрын
So sick of them coddling ppl.. this should have been over in 5 minutes
@user-ew7yg6so5uАй бұрын
this guy should have been arrested for being drunk in public 30 seconds into this fiasco.
@digitalwasabi222 күн бұрын
Yeah what’s wrong with these cops??? They could be needed somewhere else but they choose to babysit.
@micheledegroot224721 күн бұрын
Exactly 💯
@paulorojas271119 күн бұрын
@@digitalwasabi2 what do you mean ? They were called to the scene . On top of that they were being patient with the man so they could prevent him from being charged . They did more than a great job , kudos to the security staff as well ! If you don’t work in the force you wouldn’t understand what they deal with . Body cams or not . Dude was having a bad day just like anyone else .
@josef201219 күн бұрын
@@paulorojas2711Enabler
@user-tb7tk1vb5g12 күн бұрын
It dont matter, they could have arrested him legally on open intoxication in public. @paulorojas2711
@erihaasАй бұрын
That took about 20 minutes longer than necessary
@artaxAFАй бұрын
"That was rude" is the funniest response to getting tased I've heard yet.
@coolcpa3321Ай бұрын
"Why'd you do that? That was rude." Made me choke on my coffee. So freakin' funny.
@Shannonbarnesdr1Ай бұрын
lmao !!
@Shannonbarnesdr1Ай бұрын
@@coolcpa3321 😀
@JTheraosАй бұрын
The funniest response to being tased is the unfazed "ill get you, bitch" lol
@venturousclown2Ай бұрын
Hahaha
@corrinealexander885Ай бұрын
that female cop is totally a mom
@AB-nk5wvАй бұрын
“CJ!” The way she says it is a total giveaway 😂
@ferretyluvАй бұрын
Nah, she’s clearly a former teacher.
@bayadere8308Ай бұрын
You're right, which is why she's hopeless at enforcing the law.
@ShesMajickal_Ай бұрын
Why was she bonding with him?
@SoohookАй бұрын
@@bayadere8308well said wannabe cop. I love it when armchair quarterbacks say stupid sh*t…😂
@bchansensАй бұрын
“I thought it was tomorrow” 😂 “Does Uber work this early??” At 2:30pm. just can’t write this stuff.
@SJ-mn9utАй бұрын
“Is today tomorrow?” Lady cop: “Today is today. Tomorrow is tomorrow.”
@s.0.u.p896Ай бұрын
The cop with the tattoos was there the whole time and only spoke at the end “your getting sued”😂😂😂 bro was another level of unbothered
@marniee.d.55117 күн бұрын
@@s.0.u.p896 that guy is a whole snack
@tauruschorusАй бұрын
“You need negative beers, man” - fucken brilliant line officer 😂
@AB-nk5wvАй бұрын
4-5 cops wasted an hour negotiating with this fool when it should have been 5 minutes. 🤦♂️
@michaelhaydenbellАй бұрын
@@timosnorthshore Yep, it's THAT clever 👍👍
@anti-ethniccleansing465Ай бұрын
22:27 Who writes these subtitles?! Lmfao - Obviously English isn’t their first language, because if it was, they’d know the dude said BUBBA, not “buh buh” (wtf is “buh buh?!” 😂).
@awesom-o1570Ай бұрын
@@AB-nk5wvsometimes it's better that way, there peace officers not gustapo.
@star_gazer2967Ай бұрын
Watch yo mouth weirdo... and stop liking your own comments 🤡 it's WEIRD! 😂🤣🤣
@Sun-ic7rqАй бұрын
He wasn't arrested for "mocking" anyone... he was arrested for threatening violence against multiple people and being disorderly.
@larysandersonАй бұрын
Exactly. This title sucks really badly and generally Midwest Safety is decent when it comes to that so it's a bit sad to see. This is America. You can mock whoever the fuck you want, including cops. What this person did was not "mocking".
@TAZgarageАй бұрын
I don't think the title implies that's why he was arrested, though.
@mattmobley2664Ай бұрын
He wasn’t arrested. Lol😂
@user-wz8gj4mc4qАй бұрын
they were not "real threats" though. It will not hold up in court.
@larysandersonАй бұрын
@@user-wz8gj4mc4q you're 80iq max.
@ginabee848Ай бұрын
Lady talking to him like he's a dog. "Come on CJ lets go CJ. bad CJ 😅
@Doncroft1Ай бұрын
Like a petulant toddler.
@louniece165019 күн бұрын
😂😂😂😂😂
@dazer_62684 күн бұрын
🤣🤣I like her for that
@gary-rr7jpАй бұрын
At 40 years old, your boss should not have to come rescue you from being arrested because you're to drunk to take advice. He also shouldn't have to call your mommy.😂
@americaisstolenland144128 күн бұрын
@@gary-rr7jp well you are witnessing Wh!te privilege in Amerikkka, where wh!te people have the privilege to break every law and still get a slap on the wrist. I mean let's be frank and honest if he was BIack or Hispan!c, he definitely would have been arrested for not pulling out his ID fast enough, he'd be profiled and slammed on his face for even attempting to make threats or urinate on construction sites.
@timothinking9855Ай бұрын
Dumping this guy on an Uber driver would be the worst thing for the Uber driver
@Thanks-AgainАй бұрын
As an Uber driver, every ride from 1-3 is like this and you just can’t engage
@Nick-mg5zjАй бұрын
@@Thanks-Again1-3pm? That’s crazy.
@benwilson6559Ай бұрын
@@Nick-mg5zjDamn you had a 50/50 guess and still got it wrong.
@amazonman481Ай бұрын
I drove Uber in Indy and I responded to a call in a residential area. When I turned the corner to go to the house on a cul de sac. Police were lining the road. Both sides. I stopped unaware of what was going on. A young kid was getting kicked out of his girlfriend’s parent’s house. I was approached by an officer from behind asking me why I was there. I told him Uber and they had me turn around and not leave until the guy was released. I wanted to cancel and they would not let me.what a mess.
@jer0b0amАй бұрын
Agreed - that was really irresponsible policing. "We can't control this violent drunk, so let's dump him on a member of the community." Such poor police work, where otherwise they did well
@k_a_bizzleАй бұрын
This is the most compliant non-compliant person ever.
@nightrider1850Ай бұрын
He's a slob that needs to sit in the drunk tank for 24 hours every time he get drunk and dissordly.
@anakinchosenАй бұрын
Just cause you’re 8 feet tall doesn’t give you the right to be rude to cops 👮.
@jetlaw_1Ай бұрын
"No, you're under arrest." Dude played the drunk-ass reverse card.
@jamesjoy8866Ай бұрын
As an Uber driver, please don’t put people like this in my car.
@luciezak3671Ай бұрын
I honestly couldn’t even imagine if you had to deal with this
@500ccRabbit26 күн бұрын
You're a gypsy cab driver. Take the people regular taxis blacklist.
@Taskfourfive21 күн бұрын
Honest question 🙋♂️ Have you ever gave anyone this hammered an Uber ride?
@Dimpo4Ай бұрын
Officers are on another level of patience.
@danielrn133Ай бұрын
The dude literally wasted probably 20 man hours on his drunk loser ass. He should get a bill for this crap.
@ProfessionalKafirАй бұрын
They are not patient. They are dumb.
@BigShaneGillisАй бұрын
Especially the Big Dude
@TheheadgiverАй бұрын
Having patience to prevent an arrest is always worth it. Its better for everyone if they just help them out
@beardedlonewolf7695Ай бұрын
@@Theheadgiver Isn't it weird that people say "they're too patient" like they're surprised when the cops are supposed to be and try their best to de-escalade any situation? it's even part of their job... or used to be at least, in fact these are very good and professional cops, not some broad or surfer dudes with a power trip.
@DecopainterandteaАй бұрын
"Taze me again I need to wake up" Gotta admit that was funny.
@mamamilkweed7668Ай бұрын
They should have granted his request. 😊
@evilskillsАй бұрын
if i ever get tazed by the cops while being this drunk that's what i'll say even though i highly doubt that will ever happen
@mikeespinoza5733Ай бұрын
ive heard funnier farts and less disgusting turds than him.
@rbell7666Ай бұрын
i want to test my hypothesis: at about .03 people lack the ability to understand they are being tased in the first 10 second. They are like, "Hmmm...what is this odd sensation?"
@aaronsatterfield6026Ай бұрын
@@rbell7666 I think you mean at .3, .03 is low enough to operate a vehicle.
@eggyolkyellowtailАй бұрын
I’m a 12 year old, and honestly.. Watching these videos make me feel mature. These drunk “adults” act like 6 year olds, smh..
@kyleolsen9988Ай бұрын
That manscaped advertisment was a jumpscare
@viggilante5349Ай бұрын
She's a Mom.
@heatherwolmarans8287Ай бұрын
She did a super awesome job, but there's no pill for stupid, sadly.
@karenneill9109Ай бұрын
Great Mom voice! She had him going for a while, but he was just too far gone.
@erismana2105Ай бұрын
@@heatherwolmarans8287 She did a great job trying to get him to think about making better choices , some people just can't be saved though
@cleemungoАй бұрын
I thought she must've been a horse trainer because the way she had to lead him around lol
@GasstationnSushiАй бұрын
@@cleemungoI thought the same lmao
@laskey2175Ай бұрын
"You identified your own problem. You drank too much today." "I thought it was tomorrow."
@atomic_waitАй бұрын
Time traveler confirmed, the appearance of severe intoxication is a side effect of time travel.
@socius1337Ай бұрын
Is today tomorrow though?
@laskey2175Ай бұрын
😂
@angelmeece7065Ай бұрын
@@atomic_wait😂definitely
@kelammoАй бұрын
Is it today or tomorrow? Hint: it’s never tomorrow- no matter the date.
@sky-magnetАй бұрын
"That's the first time I got un-handcuffed and put in a regular car" I'm dying lol.
@imabeardsley9280Ай бұрын
😂😂😂
@achlyaАй бұрын
👮♀️: "i need you to go to your room" 🥴"yes ma'am" 😂😅
@shoedil81223 күн бұрын
Bro this is gold! We adults can be SUCH toddlers.
@EZ_CaseАй бұрын
Been sober since April 13, 2019. It was the best decision I’ve ever made.
@marilonowens2706Ай бұрын
Congrats 🎉 👏
@lil_neen6424Ай бұрын
Congratulations!!!
@StevenG222Ай бұрын
Congratulations on 5 years!!
@DelMastro1984Ай бұрын
Congratulations. That's excellent news and not an easy thing to do. You got this 💯💯
@nine9whitepony526Ай бұрын
Good for you man. Keep up the good work. 😊
@bluesky5384Ай бұрын
CJ: Kirsten? Wait you're not Lisa. Kirsten: I'm in South Carolina. He's not my problem.
@WavesofJavaАй бұрын
that was savage
@Mercurio2435Ай бұрын
@@WavesofJava And correct 🤣
@Angelonwheels24Ай бұрын
That was the funniest thing she could've said in that moment 😂😂😂
@avelesmАй бұрын
Kirsten said I had enough, that’s a y’all problem.
@anonymous_123anonymousАй бұрын
We stan Kristin 😂🖤
@luker7682Ай бұрын
"What are you, a cop?" As he's speaking to the same lady cop who he's been speaking to for a half hour and is clearly sick of his bs 💀
@Marty9mmАй бұрын
“You’re a big dude, I like you” 🤜🏼🤛🏼😂
@ironsam2381Ай бұрын
As a full time Uber/Lyft Driver; I’m begging you PLEASE don’t just dump agitated/belligerent/vomiting drunk people on us. I have no problem driving drunk people home, but if they’re acting like this dude then figure something else out and maybe get help.
@Real_Steve_SharpeАй бұрын
I did wonder about that. They're more than happy to let him off scott free if he gets in an Uber - not to any particular place, just as long as he goes _somewhere,_ ideally on the far side of the county line, anywhere it's someone else's problem.
@mattb6646Ай бұрын
Yeah that was my thought, shitty for them to make it an uber drivers problem. They should atleast tell you the situation so you can agree or not
@smacc1323Ай бұрын
I feel your pain on that, I wouldn’t even be working past 11 PM if I were you
@FranklinHicks-qs4gsАй бұрын
😅
@melip-hd8nuАй бұрын
@@ironsam2381 facts
@Aaron_ScissorhandsАй бұрын
"Fuck you, I'll fight you!" 2 minutes later: "I like you, I really respect you guys"
@SpaceMissileАй бұрын
alcohol be like:
@mr.nostalgia8404Ай бұрын
I’m a police officer in western germany… and while patience is an important quality for an officer (especially when dealing with drunk people) I think this was taking it way too far. If someone doesn’t understand or follow my commands the 10th time around, I don’t try to tell them another 10 times. Especially when they’re repeatedly challenging me to a fight. It‘s a waste of time, energy and ressources and it doesn’t make for a good representation of consequential police work.
@sarahyon26Ай бұрын
Only time I agreed with this man in this whole video is when he said “ Is today tomorrow??” I ask that same question at least once a week and I don't even drink 🤷🏻♀🤣
@BattleatchivamaugsАй бұрын
I like you already 😂
@questionableuserrАй бұрын
@@Battleatchivamaugstrying to spit game over KZfaq comments is a whole new level of down bad😭😂
@M2161Ай бұрын
The way she has to talk to him like a toddler and the way he listens only to her when she speaks like that is both hilarious and embarrassing
@imabeardsley9280Ай бұрын
Lol She had to mother him because he was responding well to it… yes ma’am😂
@volpelunare3613Ай бұрын
C'mon CJ! You need to catch the train!!
@scotthewitt25810 күн бұрын
~19:00 Stern momma time.
@thecommoncollector10 күн бұрын
12:51 you need negative beers 😂😂😂
@scamtdtfАй бұрын
"What, are you a cop?" - CJ, after speaking with cops for almost 45 minutes
@maxahissou7574Ай бұрын
🤣😭😅😂
@MercyBot7Ай бұрын
"What are you a cop?" The delivery of that line actually made me belly laugh holy shit.
@jessefromokАй бұрын
These kinda videos make me glad I got sober.
@carolinasones154124 күн бұрын
Good for you man.
@HelenCamile63Ай бұрын
“I got an ex-wife, I can’t see my kids…”. Kristen said “he’s not my responsibility”. I think this guy has a problem.
@freshbreadroll8392Ай бұрын
@@HelenCamile63 we can see why he's not allowed to see them
@NixxSlaysАй бұрын
Her kids probably act more mature than he does, I can see why she left
@diannmurphy2010Ай бұрын
I can’t imagine why he’s an ex or why he can’t see his children, they deserve better than this.
@LillyMarz777Ай бұрын
He does. A ex wife that won't let him see his kids.
@biggfacts6083Ай бұрын
@@HelenCamile63 he’s not my problem is what she said
@jimmelay71Ай бұрын
You know this guy is just a big of jerk when he is sober.
@icummins1806Ай бұрын
He definitely sucks as$
@darkwinter8Ай бұрын
Ikr? He's listed or shown that people close to him are tired of his shit.
@analogbunnyАй бұрын
I dunno... he seems kinda affable. Like a generally decent guy who fell on hard times and is dealing with it by drinking sooo much he's making it worse. There's a version of him that's a likeable guy. Or anyway... he's definitely much more likeable than most people who show up in these videos.
@Matt-xv2cpАй бұрын
@@analogbunnyNah, he's a dbag.
@BNatoAkАй бұрын
Or he's only a jerk when he drunk like 85% of people who get drunk lol
@phil-o-phobic860827 күн бұрын
“Why are y’all awake right now?” Sir, it is 2:30 in the afternoon 😂😂😂
@USSEnterprise-vc9yfАй бұрын
I was ready to lock in for 6 more episodes of CJ and the Cops
@tt14life90Ай бұрын
Boy, you can't say they didn't try very hard. They gave him MORE THAN ENOUGH time and patience. Wow.
@user-lx5ps7he3lАй бұрын
Lmfao CJ a fucking menace 😂
@emilianozapataa4184Ай бұрын
“I got 5 on it” 😂😂
@WashBearfrlАй бұрын
@@emilianozapataa4184 i was looking for this comment thank you. hes gotta be the most strangly entertaining drunk ive seen in awhile. fastest mood fluctuations ever
@anonymous_123anonymousАй бұрын
Truly the most entertaining drunk I’ve watched 🤣 I think it’s because he’s so confident in everything he’s saying. Every time he put his phone to his ear and said “hi Uber” I died 🤣. And he started wiping off a strangers car with his shirt lmfao! He said “what are you, a cop?” to a uniformed officer 💀💀💀 I fucking can’t. Hahahahhaa
@ChaseCBoyАй бұрын
yeah the pig oink laugh was bugging me but he cool tho
@SpiritCrumplerАй бұрын
@@anonymous_123anonymous He got me too with that "What are you, a cop?" shit too lmao..I cant imagine how far gone he was at 2pm man thats some 3am activities.
@johnnyamerica4336Ай бұрын
Cops spent FAR too much time dealing with his threats and BS.
@RayCasey201028 күн бұрын
"first time I've ever been un handcuffed by a cop and then put into my own car" that was hilarious
@kekf_lolАй бұрын
I went through an alcoholism stage myself. Never again, these videos help remind me what alcohol does.
@nakednotfamousАй бұрын
proud of you pal, keep staying strong!
@SonoftheWarsАй бұрын
Alcohol has nothing to do with this. This is 100% irresponsibility. Drinking to excess, bad attitude, lack of respect and shame...
@talyahr3302Ай бұрын
Yeah alcohol is one of the worst drugs. It's just the most normalized.
@robdubentАй бұрын
@@SonoftheWars actually it’s a pretty damn big part of this 🤡 You a drunk or something?
@annamariavalatka636Ай бұрын
Good job. Best wishes
@jaxripper251Ай бұрын
1 hour of arguing with him should have 10 minutes and been arrested
@anti-ethniccleansing465Ай бұрын
18:29 The male cop with the body cam just _HAD_ to open up his mouth to whine, didn’t he? The dude had finally agreed to comply, was on the phone saying he needed an Uber, but this genius male officer needlessly decided to push his buttons right there at that exact moment. _“We can only be nice and patient for so long. Waahhhh.”_
@cookricАй бұрын
@@anti-ethniccleansing465he “agreed to comply” 85 times. Get your head out of your delusional ass.
@wasimdbala349Ай бұрын
@@anti-ethniccleansing465 yeah you're definitely over the age of 60. Do you understand how uber works? They KNEW he was bullsh1tting I bet your wrinkly pasty self wouldn't have been so defensive of a criminal if he was a couple shades darker tho hahahaha
@destroya3303Ай бұрын
@@anti-ethniccleansing465 You're trippin, this is all on drunk boy.
@Doncroft1Ай бұрын
They didn't WANT to arrest him. That was obvious.
@FloridaWinterАй бұрын
Cop said “you need negative beers man.” 🤣🤣🤣
@jadeforestcoАй бұрын
Thank goodness he didn't make it to his truck and wasn't able to get behind the wheel. The police were so patient and gave him chance after chance. I can't believe they tolerated as much as they did. And then they still didn't take him to jail and released him to his friend. They deserve a raise.
@flopadoo8991Ай бұрын
The fact that they were perfectly willing to hand him off to some poor Uber driver and make him THEIR problem is WILD.
@BurhanontheranchАй бұрын
They do that all the time and it’s infuriating.
@frightrankerАй бұрын
If they were to arrest him, it could result in them getting harangued for 'criminalizing addiction' or the like and there is probably some sort of directive that says they need to attempt all other options first.
@charliechristie2949Ай бұрын
I am an Uber driver and It's just part of the job ! The cops give us business !
@poperman3208Ай бұрын
A lot of people who uber are drunk so not really a problem
@AutisticbanmeforbeingdifferentАй бұрын
It’s called shift change is three so they didn’t want to do the paperwork
@RelicToWreckАй бұрын
"You know what?" They always ask but never tell us.
@DavewutsupАй бұрын
Cuz they don't know 🤧⚡😆⚡
@desertweasel6965Ай бұрын
@@DavewutsupI think they knew for like a split second and then by the time the words hit their mouths they have completely forgotten the point.
@LahteehdahАй бұрын
😂😅
@donaldbishop923Ай бұрын
I always said, "Yes." It seemed to really confuse them.
@SpiritCrumplerАй бұрын
You know what dude?
@CarswithNash29 күн бұрын
These gotta be the nicest, most patient cops on the planet!
@heatison11Ай бұрын
'Gets tazed' "That was rude"
@ThePowerfulOne07Ай бұрын
Being drunk at 2 pm is crazy. No wonder he is divorced.
@annamariavalatka636Ай бұрын
Right
@imartinistАй бұрын
@CallMeErie 💯. We all know the truth. Some people don’t want to accept it because they refuse to believe that they have an advantage in life…
@Blackhawk5656Ай бұрын
@imartinist go protest you big ass baby
@qc1679Ай бұрын
I’ve been there. It’s horrible. Thank God I gave that life up in 2017.
@wolfmantroy6601Ай бұрын
He didn't start drinking until after the divorce. She broke the man. Poor bugger.
@Not.The.Avg.SmittyАй бұрын
19:19 "Cj GET YOUR PHONE OUT NOW!" Brought out the mom tone.😂
@erismana2105Ай бұрын
A comment about a female cop that isn't being bashing , shocker
@stub4488Ай бұрын
I thought it was going to work. Lol
@rogerborgАй бұрын
@@erismana2105 They are generally better at de-escalation, they're just generally a liability when things _do_ escalate.
@kevinmccool3719Ай бұрын
I knew her attitude change was coming 😂😂😅
@rwafford1Ай бұрын
The first thing too much alcohol does to you is make you not know the difference between the easy way and the hard way.
@odalaymeАй бұрын
"Thank you for your hospitality" almost made me soil my britches
@TheRealBoomsliceАй бұрын
Cop: "Criminal Trespassing" Drunk guy: "What are you? A cop?"
@josmclove4426Ай бұрын
😂
@metalburner357Ай бұрын
Cruminal juspassing 😂
@videnezАй бұрын
“Yea, that’s kinda what I do”
@user-kq8qo8go8jАй бұрын
No they are not sir.A real cops would have had this wrapped up in 5 min.😅
@TheRealBoomsliceАй бұрын
@@user-kq8qo8go8j Their patience was out of this world honestly.
@Naqshbandi7007Ай бұрын
As an Uber driver please don’t pass these people off on us, it endangers us and puts our safety at risk, he’s clearly volatile and too intoxicated
@Leojw10Ай бұрын
He was a mixture of a friendly drunk and a angry drunk
@Naqshbandi7007Ай бұрын
Exactly and this level of intoxication and type of attitude can be very dangerous for an Uber driver to have to deal with, they are very unpredictable and he does not have a concept of reality. He could start to believe the driver is going the wrong way, cause a nuisance and be combative, I’ve done over 14,000 rides on Uber and Lyft in more than a couple states, I’ve seen it all, putting this man in his current state in an Uber is putting an innocent citizen/driver in danger ⚠️ . I expect the police to have the public’s back and put our safety first.
@jrcat2258Ай бұрын
I was drunk out of my wits once in NYC, a cabbie took me home. I opened the door a couple of times to puke my guts out (when stopped at a light), but dude was chill and I left him a huge tip!
@Naqshbandi7007Ай бұрын
@201111chris 1. Your original position: Uber drivers shouldn't be endangered by having to transport extremely intoxicated and volatile individuals. 2. The response: "Would you rather a drunk take an Uber or hop in their car and drive themselves?" The response distorts your argument by: 1. Ignoring your specific concern about driver safety with extremely intoxicated and volatile passengers. 2. Implying that you're arguing against all intoxicated individuals using ride-sharing services. 3. Presenting a false choice between Uber and drunk driving, when that wasn't the issue you raised. Your point was about the safety of Uber drivers dealing with dangerously intoxicated individuals, not about whether intoxicated people should use ride-sharing services in general. The response fails to address your actual concern and instead argues against a position you didn't take. This strawman makes it easier for the responder to argue their point, but it doesn't actually address the safety issue you raised for drivers dealing with extremely intoxicated and potentially violent passengers.
@blazeandcyrusАй бұрын
Exactly
@widearchshark398127 күн бұрын
Holy crap, that's not policing. That's care-work.
@Double_DeezАй бұрын
and the problem is his uncle or whoever is helping him out in this situation is going to get ignored and dude won't actually appreciate what the guy is doing for him.
@mathew85Ай бұрын
"i should KZfaq this" lol well it's been youtubed 😂😂
@jodiforeman3314Ай бұрын
you got your wish my friend
@carrierussell9224Ай бұрын
I'd love to be there when he watches himself in the video!
@erinclearwater3620Ай бұрын
😂😂😂😂
@VioletJoyАй бұрын
@@carrierussell9224I would pay to see that!
@Naji_Naughty_Pantry_EggsАй бұрын
😂😂😂
@NorthHeartАй бұрын
Cop literally said "im trying not to arrest you"....GOLDEN
@__TheodoreАй бұрын
@@NorthHeart yeah it’s not possible to talk with a person who’s clearly blacked out. He’s going to have zero recollection of anything.
@scottmichaels6854Ай бұрын
Too much paperwork.
@larrypowers2515Ай бұрын
@scottmichaels6854 That's why I always found more creative ways of disciplining my troops when I was in the Air Force. Paperwork is time consuming and doesn't always work. But you start messing with their off duty time, they straighten up and fly right. I would voluntold them for all kinds of weekend details. It always worked.
@debodatta739813 күн бұрын
The fact they gave him so many chances was so crazy, gotta be the most laidback cops i've seen
@EZ-D-FIANTАй бұрын
"Stop wrapping around me I'm not a bubble. -Drunken man on a sat/sun who had a fight last night
@austinjorgensen5417Ай бұрын
“I’m actually sober” followed by almost falling down the stairs is hilarious
@theflamingone8729Ай бұрын
I'm going through that with my housemate. "I haven't been drinking!" As he staggers, stinks, has wine stains around his mouth and his face is all red and swollen from the red wine. That, and "I'm doing it..." as he isn't doing it.
@kurtkaster5666Ай бұрын
If calling cops "bro" was an arrestable offense, the jails would be bursting.
@joyanders3968Ай бұрын
So true!!
@talyahr3302Ай бұрын
That's because your suggestion is dumb
@GoneheadoutАй бұрын
That’s one dumb comment
@eastcoastauditАй бұрын
Ummm theyre just regular ppl lol
@boondogglet132Ай бұрын
calling a cop "bro" might as well be an admission of guilt. i dont think ive seen one innocent person call a cop bro
@DubbleTeeАй бұрын
5:28 He said "I got five on it!" I'm dead.
@imabeardsley9280Ай бұрын
And the snoring lol😂
@DubbleTeeАй бұрын
@@imabeardsley9280 😅
@acerock421Ай бұрын
"criminal juspassing... what r you a cop?" 🤣
@lil_neen6424Ай бұрын
Honestly love the dynamic between the lady and drunk. It's like an owner talking to a disobedient dog😭 "Pick up your money CJ!" "Yes ma'am"
@Mickeyblue987654321Ай бұрын
I bet anything she’s a mom to at least one toddler 😂
@kelammoАй бұрын
I’d say 3 kids, pets & a hubby lol
@ThousandManxАй бұрын
Man they literally gave him EVERY opportunity and dude still fucked it up
@dolanddrumpf6344Ай бұрын
He immediately used the Randy Marsh defense: this is America and I can do what I want!
@__Gus_Ай бұрын
I can't understand why people dont listen. For god's sake, just listen, and you won't go to jail. That's a deal any day.
@maggie0285Ай бұрын
His boss acts like his Dad lol. He said he already talked to his mom
@mplslawnguy3389Ай бұрын
Number one, why does your boss have your mom on speed dial? LMAO
@joduh4665Ай бұрын
My guess his boss is also family/friend of family.
@Bubba__SawyerАй бұрын
Why would anyone want this guy working for them?
@Juan_deepАй бұрын
Must be nice to be YT
@mikeespinoza5733Ай бұрын
Boss is 100 percent screwing mom and shes making him employ her piece of shit son.
@lpfan368Ай бұрын
The offer to take his keys & let him sleep in the truck is truly going above and beyond. The drunk is an absolute fool not to take that golden deal
@paige4128Ай бұрын
Right because I know me personally I get GREAT sleep in my car.
@nevincaulfieldАй бұрын
What an imbecile
@TheBeanis8Ай бұрын
He's 100% black out drunk and has no idea wtf is even happening lol. Guarantee he won't remember a lick of any of this the next morning.
@JimiJames-xq3kcАй бұрын
@@TheBeanis8 Today? Or tomorrow?
@aliciavelting2404Ай бұрын
ONG *gets tased* "why'd you do that?! That was rude!"🤣🤣🤣
@Rikardiho25 күн бұрын
lol if this guy had been black... had the cops had the same level of patience? on an unrelated note, I love how the female cop talks to CJ like he was her child
@connorratliff5593Ай бұрын
“This shit needs washed off” “Leave their car alone” “Aight.” 😂😂😂😂😂😂
@imabeardsley9280Ай бұрын
😂😂😂😂
@lyndawhite5171Ай бұрын
Yep, that one made me belly laugh 😂😂😂😂 Talk about being distracted, Geesh. 😵💫
@isaiahjacobs8875Ай бұрын
"Oh, I'm sorry! I thought this was America!" - Randy Marsh
@eternalstudios4502Ай бұрын
U Americans say the wildest things.
@s13drift7Ай бұрын
😂
@johnnyamerica4336Ай бұрын
The female asking him to call an Uber yet he can’t even talk. She’s just flattered by his BS.
@perjess1969Ай бұрын
NO, he does not understand that he's drunk, even if he says he does. He's being a public nuisance, drunk in public and not complying with Law Enforcement he should be in cuffs and on the way to jail. Unless an officer is going to be placed outside his room, he is going to get out continue the show. Alcohol related behaviour...got to love it.
@TexasToneАй бұрын
Officers so determined not to have to write a report.
@PasleyAviationPhotographyАй бұрын
He was still charged, so they still had to write a report
@vickybryan25Ай бұрын
No jail won’t take him unless it’s a felony
@SonoftheWarsАй бұрын
@@vickybryan25what?
@fknbastagesАй бұрын
@@SonoftheWars, yeah. They said it on the video. No jail unless it's a felony.
@SonoftheWarsАй бұрын
@@fknbastages I got that. I was more confused with the grammar. I'm that guy.
@mtthwpnnАй бұрын
First the man swallows the liquor, then the liquor swallows the man
@10Wk3y84RАй бұрын
Wisdom 🙏
@UgetThatMemoАй бұрын
Confucius say 😂😂
@OneBadAssMoMoАй бұрын
Well spoken!
@jssouthtxАй бұрын
These officers deserve an award for patience.
@SidewaysEightSix28 күн бұрын
The fact that these cops decided to pass this guy off to a random hard working Uber driver is freaking nuts. That is unacceptable
@annehaight9963Ай бұрын
"This is America, I can do what the fuck I want". 1) No, you can't. 2) That's private property and they can make you leave for any reason.
@MsgoddardАй бұрын
Too many people believe this is true these days.
@Anonymous4045Ай бұрын
*any reason that's not discriminatory.
@huma474Ай бұрын
The Randy Marsh defense has predictable results each time
@erismana2105Ай бұрын
@@Anonymous4045 They do not have to give a reason though
@LaceandArmourАй бұрын
Well, with the new progressive America you CAN do whatever you want, with little or no repercussions!
@WavesofJavaАй бұрын
Chick cop: “CJ!! Stop!!” CJ, every time: “yes, ma’am” 😔
@BrianOmegaWolfАй бұрын
Woulda lost it if he said "yes mommy"
@WavesofJavaАй бұрын
@@BrianOmegaWolf i think he might’ve been thinking it.
@tony930522 күн бұрын
I've never seen somebody get so many chances to NOT go to jail. Yet, still chooses to do things the hard way.
@sam.laaaayАй бұрын
These might be the most patient cops I've ever seen lol
@jeremytrent3534Ай бұрын
Isn't this the living example of 'You can lead a horse to water......" ?
@CanucklesammichАй бұрын
No, because he drank. A LOT.
@jeremytrent3534Ай бұрын
@@Canucklesammich Good answer, actually!! lol!
@Voodoolawnmower714Ай бұрын
Yeah , but he's gotta piss..
@Moon_PresenceАй бұрын
Can't can't cant. Jesus
@_KittensworthАй бұрын
"He's not my problem" perfect answer;.
@randallsmerna384Ай бұрын
They should have just arrested him already instead of trying to just pass this off on The Westin. There's no doubt he would have just been a pain in the ass there.
@SidewaysEightSix6 күн бұрын
“What are you a cop or something” Yes. Yes that’s kinda what I am. 😂😂😂😂 This cop pulled out her toddler mom energy 😂😂
@ta2034Ай бұрын
You can tell that the female officer has kids, and they absolutely listen to her, ha. That's the mom voice that strikes fear into even grown men.
@k.gall7591Ай бұрын
Sometimes, it's the only way to deal with drunks......booze reverts your brain to a toddler. 😂
@jamiemercer6847Ай бұрын
I've been married 4 37 years it still strikes fear into me
@howardoller443Ай бұрын
There is no excuse for a grown man acting this way. Grow up dude and stop being a burden to society.
@ThePuddinpieАй бұрын
He's drunk....The alcohol is controlling him.....
@p4n23rАй бұрын
Alcohol, dont let it control you, you have to know your limit.
@someone2506Ай бұрын
@@ThePuddinpie not an excuse
@michaelsavides8856Ай бұрын
This guy is just stuck on stupid. Drunk, or not.
@joshuanoble5333Ай бұрын
You should go to the hood and tell our 13% the same shit 😆 🤣
@SeekingHisWill78Ай бұрын
Must be an outpouring of the patience of Job over this entire police force.