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“You might want to watch another hermit to see their perspective for more detail.” Mumbo: “oh yeah a war happened”

Grian- “I don’t always places blocks in the shopping district, but when I do, I start a war”

Grian now: "The war's over! hurrah!" Grian in about two weeks: "I'm bored. Anyone up for another war?"

Mom: Go make some friends Me: nah i wanna watch square people fight about grass

"It was never about the block" Of course it wasn't. It was about _the principle_

I can’t believe this all started from just Grian placing a few mycelium

Everyone's perspective: *dodgeball* Xisuma's perspective: **H E A D F A R M**

Woulda been comedy Gold if Bdubs put down a bed and took a nap in the middle of that dodgeball game when night hit

Impulse: “psst, punch me in the face.” Grian: *punches* Impluse: *dies* “Thank you.”

"It was never about the block" Right, it was about the principle.

Wars in Dream SMP: *Politics, violence, drama, death* Wars in Hermitcraft: *Happy minigames*

I like how they just completely forgot that jevin and stress were a part of the resistance

one war just ended and grian’s already starting another with the baby yoda.

I’m just saying grian started two hermitcraft civil wars

10:22 “pssst! punch me in the face!” *impulse was slain by Grian* “thank you!”

Okay, dodge ball in minecraft is something i NEVER would've thought of.

Someone should build a statue in the middle of the town, with a guy holding a block. Half mycelium and half grass to show the history of the war^^ Thank you all for the support on this idea^^ It means a lot.

Grian: Mycelium is not pretty Mycelium Resistance: *confused screaming

When he went over to show us the “Showdown” he didn’t even have to say it was by Scar- Nobody else could’ve done that-

Grian starting a whole turf war just by placing a block, viewers : are we even surprised

Who else guessed that he wasn’t gonna give the baby yoda head away that easily

“The turf war storyline is over” The old mycelium cave under the barge: *You may think you have moved on, but I shall haunt you forever...*

If Grian just started a war and said its about having fun, then I don't know what he's capable of

During the Showdown, there was this bit of accidental comedy when Grian killed Tango and said: “Tango down.” I found that hilarious

Grian: "Let's elect Mumbo as mayor!" *Gets to voting booth* "Never mind, I don't actually want Mumbo to be mayor." *Votes for Scar* Grian: "Let's have Scar be mayor so he can make the place green!" *Scar makes the place green* "Never mind, I don't actually want the place to be green." *Starts Mycelium Resistance* So, I feel like the next logical step is: Grian: "Let's win the war and cover everything with mycelium!" *Wins the war* "Never mind, I don't actually want the place covered in mycelium." *Replaces mycelium with grass himself*

"it wasnt about the block" ITS ABOUT THE *slams table* PRINCIPLE!!!!

Doc builds a whole defense system and literally 7 days later the war is over

grian, starts a war. grian, once hes bored: im just glad it's over.

Grian: We'll need one fish boy. Me: **Thinking about how Grian looks like a cod**

Grain has officially started - and won - a civil war in every season he’s been apart of Good for him

A reminder that both of the seasons grian had been here, he had rebelled against the government and has been mostly involved on the nature side of the things.

"The work hermits put into the minigames was aMAZEing" Looks instinctively at maze.

Grian: "Text 'Grian' to Audible for a 30-day free trial!" (later) Audible: "Who is this 'Grain' character?!"

"It was never about the block, let's be honest" Yeah, because it was about the PRINCIPLE

8:12 ren’s little 360 followed by the quiet woo is just beautiful

Awesome how this all started from Grian running a small prank on mumbo by starting a mayoral campaign for him, losing, then starting a rebellion and a civil war. Hermitcraft really is something else

Hermit craft is basically just adults acting like kids in Minecraft, it’s so funny and creative.

The entire hermitcraft server is sponsored by audible and I’m not complaining

And Grain complains about not hesitating and he just punches impulse within the second he says punch me

I was expecting him to put a loft of bread on a table and be a background voice during the face reveal.

Season 8 Grian would be Announcing "Terracotta vs Concrete"

real life Grian is the only hermit who looks exactly like I imagined

I actually wanted the shopping district to be covered in mycelium again. :(

Grian the cod head man: “I’m going to be the head hunter”

Lets just remember this all happened because Grian decided to randomly make Mumbo for Mayor maps

Hermitcraft: *votes Scar as mayor on the basis that he’ll grassify the shopping district. Also Hermitcraft:

Riptide and Capture the flag should really be adopted and played competitively in servers if they aren't already taking from existing ones they were so fun to watch, kudos for all the incredible work.

nobody: Jevin And stress not doing anything for the resistance

Now that the war's over, you gotta get back to stealin' them doors, buddy. Remember the hermit challenge?

Me: *inhales to say "goooooooood-BYE!" with Grian* Grian: "Alright. Bye!"

Episode 4: a new hep Episode 5: the mycelium strikes back Episode 6: return of the podzle

Scar was definitely considering shooting Grian at the end😂

guys, how many of you remebered that Etho was a mole? he never betrayed them... beautiful

Hermitcraft before Grian joined: peace Hermitcraft when Grian joins: WAAAR

Viewable? Grian, I have no life. I watch KZfaq all day every day. I will happily watch 5 hours of Grian.

Episode 59: *the only episode I didn’t finish Grian: “if you didn’t finish the last episode, SHAME ON YOU!!!” Me: *cries

“It’s not about the block. It’s about sending a message”

Grain is the only hermit who looks like their skin in real life

I wonder which nature block will take over next? Snow? Podzol? Who knows.

8:11 Can we appreciate that spin? That's awesome

I love how Grian just slaughters doc while celebrating winning dodgeball

Grian is becoming the new horror character Who says "If you want your friend back you'll have to play a little game

Grian: “AMAZING” *zooms at the maze* good one grian

Everyone gangsta until keep inventory gets turned on on the hermitcraft server 😳😳

You guys should turn a small island into a National Mycelium Park as a nature reserve or whatever decorated with large and small mushrooms and with a gnome aesthetic... I think it’d be cute especially since no parks have been built in the shopping district

Audible are gonna get some many texts that just say “GRAIN” and I can’t wait 🤣🤣

Alternate title: *Grian holds a man's child hostage*

If only civil wars were actually like this A bunch of minigames to see who wins

“The first game is dodgeball” Me: *flashbacks to dodge bolt*

Dodgeball: just a friendly game of foam balls Hermitcraft: we must kill and do witchcraft

this was more intense than any sport's tourney/competition that I have ever seen

Grian when he's in the tube with impulse: are we about to kiss right now?

Mumbo is dying that grian didn’t make a system for the lamps

And then Cleo slides in saying "Sooo...... you've all got a lot of heads there...."

28:51 Grain: Absolutely a-maze-ing *looks at maze*

Grian - * has read the same 7 books for 4 years * me - uHAHha i dO tHAT

Grain looks like one of your Elementary school friends that had to move but would have been a loyal friend .

Grain joined HermitCraft last season and already has caused two wars....

Roses are red, mycelium is purple . This got me into hermitcraft and was a giant hurtle

I feel like Grian starts wars knowing he’s going to win them with a master plan to get people to work for him

does anyone else remember when the mycelium resistance was just a joke with a patch of mycelium and a sign?

Grian: I’m only playing in a few Also Grian: plays in 5 of the games

grain: imagine there was somone named grian in the world that is saying who is this grain character!

27:13 he missed a perfect opportunity to say it’s about the principle

Me before watching: HEP's going to destroy them Me after watching: I never had doubts

I love the fact that this started out as grian placing a few blocks of mycilium out side the barge and ended with a full scale war and olympics

The mycelium war arc is definitely making top ten anime arcs of all time

"This was a reverse sweep" *MCC 13 Flashbacks*

Mycelium VS Grass turf wat: *ends* Mumbo: podzol?

Grian: "if you didn't make it to the end of the last episode SHAME ON YOU" Me: rewatched the last episode* With shame*

I love how grain went from placing a few blocks for fun turned into a war

What fun minigames. Glad to see the Mycelium side winning because Scar is a really good builder and I want to see you two work on the back of the mansion xD

"It was Never about the block" Of course, it was about the principle.

during that last dodgeball match “That Mansion’s looking sweet” the pressure on Scar

I would love to see some of them in the MCC. it was so entertaining.

The sponsor thing with u isnt weird, my bro listens to the same audio books 3 times in a row, and it drives my dad crazy

Coming up next on the hermit wars: Podzol party takes over

They should transform the turf war mini games into like an amusement park EDIT: Oh my I thought this idea was unoriginal because I thought it was quite obvious that loads if people are going to comment that but I was wrong-

I have done the exact same thing for two years!! The books are just too good and the fact that Stephen Fry reads them makes them even more addictive.