Hermitcraft RECAP - Season 9 Week 30

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Жыл бұрын

This week, on Hermitcraft!
This episode covers videos released between Saturday September 24 and Friday September 30, 2022.
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@jofawe Жыл бұрын

Next week on Recap: - Mumbo joins the server, only to realize he is the mayor. - Ren gets de-throned and we get back to his wierd Giga-timeline - Scar kills Doc - Docs machines kills Scar

@al1star_co Жыл бұрын

Oh dear XD

@toastyxboops Жыл бұрын

well apollo is tempted

@judes2756 Жыл бұрын

and gem and champ have a rematch.

@Leojupiter Жыл бұрын

@@judes2756 yes it was unfair because gem had armor and weapons

@judes2756 Жыл бұрын

@@Leojupiter also she probable bribed grian to turn off his partical effects so that she could pot up.

@Lyarrah Жыл бұрын

Hey peeps, sorry captions are late again :( unfortunately I'm sick at the moment and just behind on life cuz of it. I'll get captions up after a nap. Thanks for your patience

@autumnmay9342 Жыл бұрын

Feel better soon! ❤

@elliotmattey3525 Жыл бұрын

Get well soon. If the Black Knight from MPATHG can survive having all 4 limbs chopped off, you can survive this.

@abhijeetvdsh Жыл бұрын

Night night ... Join stew crew and have a nice recovering time

@humfree6436 Жыл бұрын

All good! Get better soon 😊

@arlette3441 Жыл бұрын

That’s okay! Please get some rest ❤️

@An3Stn Жыл бұрын

"Thou shalt *not* watch Hermitcraft recap" - Ren, sometime next week, probably

@shanmianhiyueshongdaojukei9732 Жыл бұрын

That's foreshadowing, isn't it?!

@jimmyg3835 Жыл бұрын

you know i hope he dose so now even the vuwers are revoting agint the king ren has go to far all redy

@An3Stn Жыл бұрын

@@jimmyg3835 ngl I've always wanted to break the law so this would be the perfect opportunity

@reshuram4353 Жыл бұрын

@@jimmyg3835 Grammar much?

@jimmyg3835 Жыл бұрын

@@reshuram4353 no its 'dyslexia much'

@chicagogr81 Жыл бұрын

Ren is going to go full Mad King isn't he? This is gonna end with him telling Bdubs to "burn them all" and his own guy literally stabbing him in the back rather than blow up the shopping district.

@Al4___ Жыл бұрын

It's going to war the mad king and his evil council

@Techhunter_Talon Жыл бұрын

@@Al4___ Do note that most of his council aren't entirely on board with him too. Cub and Cleo, at the very least, are maliciously compliant.

@Fyrefrye Жыл бұрын

@@Techhunter_Talon Same with Iskal. He was tasked with selling GigaPies... and made Dig'a Pie instead.

@thatlastwaffle Жыл бұрын

All this tells me is that the king needs to employ someone who will blow up the shopping district…perhaps doc?

@alicialloret8255 Жыл бұрын

He's going to push somebody to start a revolution isn't he

@SkSkNutella Жыл бұрын

Ren: “I didn’t trust her at the start of this episode” Cleo: “if that doesn’t get Impulse to START some STUFF, idk what will” This is a reason why I love Cleo

@jasonreed7522 Жыл бұрын

Her sense of humor is amazing, and her plan seems to be to milk ren until his fall before returning to buisness as usual. (This was thrown off by him running out of diamonds before he even had a royal court, and she immediately had doubts about the new derpcoin)

@HermicraftAddict Жыл бұрын

Ren should be afraid of her.

@forg3214 Жыл бұрын

Grian isn't resisting, he just helps other hermits

@CluelessTheLlama13 Жыл бұрын

It’s Grian’s version of HHH. XD

@braydengraves4655 Жыл бұрын

If Ren asks Grian to help resist the Soup Group, does he have to do it?

@lolli_popples Жыл бұрын

“The one person, who’s name looks a little bit like Gem if you squint hard enough-” I mean, they aren’t wrong.

@sisi7304 Жыл бұрын

honestly when Grian was Grien, his name looked even more like Gem when squinting

@DarkRaikon Жыл бұрын

yeah, one is wheat and the other is a rock...

@Outer7Elements Жыл бұрын

The "emeralds are now diamonds" to "I'm on a horse" transition was absolutely inspired.

@alysoffoxdale Жыл бұрын

:whistles Old Spice jingle:

@abigailoberhauser1420 Жыл бұрын

So y'all know how the name colors mean how they feel about the king? Can we just appreciate grians is red then a white one is crudely layered on top of it

@Knuffle19 Жыл бұрын

Can you explain what each color means

@athinaanagnosti1879 Жыл бұрын

Yes lol that's so good

@allenbuddy3101 Жыл бұрын

@@Knuffle19 orange = king’s court, red = resistance, green = independent state, white = unaligned

@Knuffle19 Жыл бұрын

@@allenbuddy3101 thx

@jasonreed7522 Жыл бұрын

Also Doc's was green, so green = independent perimeter microstate with advanced technology.

@rockassassin64 Жыл бұрын

The cut between ren going "this proves Cleo is the most loyal" to Cleo going "hopefully this will get impulse to fucking murder the king" is brilliant

@meep_cubed170 Жыл бұрын

I feel it would be really funny that the way Ren gets removed from power isn’t anything fancy, but rather Hypno doing the same thing he did to XB’s diamond puller to the netherite throne, where he puts down a sign saying “Hypno is the king of HermitCraft, Fact” then a second sign saying, “you know it’s a fact because the other sign says, ‘fact’” and no one knows how to respond to that

@allenbuddy3101 Жыл бұрын

Make👏Hypno👏King👏Of👏Hermitcraft👏

@meep_cubed170 Жыл бұрын

@@allenbuddy3101, yay, someone gets me (:

@shenzhong3078 Жыл бұрын

Genius

@fhtraveler Жыл бұрын

*Just... No.*

@valoisfulcanelli Жыл бұрын

If Tango's minigame isn't called "Eeheeheeheehee! Boom-Booms!" I'm gonna be so disappointed xD

@juliareeder2078 Жыл бұрын

"All of this seems highly illegal but clearly it helps him sleep at night." Is not a sentence I expected to hear.😆

@thelostjadedragonet338 Жыл бұрын

I love how you put a white Grian name on top of the Red Grian name to indicate that Grian is "resisting" a resistance

@skylanderlego4163 Жыл бұрын

10:20: "We have been trying to reach you about your car's extended warranty"

@ladyprussia3618 Жыл бұрын

I am not gonna lie, I am so happy that off all people to be king it was Ren, nobody has the same level of unhinged theater kid energy that just makes me laugh everytime

@Pixlriffs Жыл бұрын

100%. Him intentionally messing up the grammar of 'thee' and 'thine', and adding '-eth' to stuff as an afterthought is **chefs kiss**

@Artissan Жыл бұрын

everyone else is predicting what ren will do next, while i'm still fixated on "NYEHEHEHEHEHE, BOOM-BOOMS!"

@Himmel.Himmel Жыл бұрын

stuff like that is why tango my favorite hermit.

@annika93dk7 Жыл бұрын

Yes.. exacly 😃

@theonebman7581 Жыл бұрын

Between the intense lore, Grummy, the central shopping district being ruled by some form of politician helped by Bubbles and filled with ads and/or propaganda, one hermit missing from the season, Ren owning a wood business, Keralis' base being a ship, an imminent civil war started by a resistance, and X building on a desert, S9 is, in a certain way, quickly becoming the culmination of all past seasons, and I just love it

@Randoman590 Жыл бұрын

"Hey Ren.... is the Sun big?"

@istvanbrooks5319 Жыл бұрын

um, Welsknight is missing too

@kinmiri6446 Жыл бұрын

dont forget decked out also ! :D

@Brandon_and_Jack Жыл бұрын

@@Randoman590 Sun Big

@henryapplebottom7231 Жыл бұрын

All we need now is an apocalyptic finale revolving around an increased size in a celestial body.

@daffysamlake Жыл бұрын

The scripts for these videos are genius. They're full of puns, jokes, and clever phrases. ZloyXP, I tip my hat to you.

@vinshoken Жыл бұрын

idk but the list of "a magician, a hitman, a gorgon, and a typographer" has me cackling at 3am

@jacobdagun3670 Жыл бұрын

Gotta love how even some of Ren's court are trying to start something.

@rudrodeepchatterjee Жыл бұрын

Ren- I now trust Cleo with my heart! Cleo- So anyways this should get Impulse to do stuff...

@Danielsworlds Жыл бұрын

When the world needed him most we turn to poultryman in our time of need

@caramelopaganoiz5664 Жыл бұрын

I like the idea of the king's segment changing name every week

@RigzDigz Жыл бұрын

When I saw Etho was rebuilding a PvP arena, i assumed the season was about to end.

@esculap1437 Жыл бұрын

The thumbnail is all the summary we needed

@spooked_glitch Жыл бұрын

"Top Gunned Down" you guys never fail to outdo yourselves on the puns guys, well done lol

@anqiz_ Жыл бұрын

As someone who can't catch every video I'm so glad a channel like this exists

@yeanisch Жыл бұрын

*this comment has been removed for breaching the youtube comment section guidelines*

@An3Stn Жыл бұрын

@@yeanisch "wow, I'm pretty early this time" -You Were you hoping for top comment as well? Cmon no need to bring negativity here they were literally expressing how useful this channel is.

@anqiz_ Жыл бұрын

@@yeanisch ??? i’m genuinely just glad this channel exists, seriously helps me keep up with what’s going on in the server

@toad7395 Жыл бұрын

@@yeanisch and why do you care what they do? seems like you're just trying to feel like you're better than someone when saying you're a "true" fan when a true fan wouldn't hate on someone just because they commented something

@dooda9566 Жыл бұрын

@@anqiz_ man some people are way too cynical

@auriellis Жыл бұрын

the Diamonds are now emeralds to "I'm on a horse" was very clever. Applause.

@karinag9398 Жыл бұрын

Loving the GoT-level twists and turns that have lead to the royal storyline. It all started with scar being too lazy to mine his diamond ore pillar, and Grian got kinda competitive, a diamond ore war broke out with upstarts using different blocks, Doc happened, Ren is crowned king and he tries to control the server economy, and now we have different factions and conspirators. Mumbo's gonna be so confused when he comes back a mayor.

@phoenixarts2834 Жыл бұрын

2:07 I cant stop laughing at tangos excitement over tnt just the way he says it XD

@evaahallows1102 Жыл бұрын

Chaos is about to be set loose on this server and his name is Grian

@Al4___ Жыл бұрын

It's not a resistance it's an assistance

@skizzpulse Жыл бұрын

Soup (and grian)

@kingbob820 Жыл бұрын

Pixlriffs when he sees Bdubs is making aqueducts: Why do I hear boss music?

@Thumbyyt Жыл бұрын

“Renperors new groove” he can literally say to bdubs, “pull the lever gronk!”

@ctnc6059 Жыл бұрын

I can see Mumbo being Mayor happening. After Ren, they may decide they're batter off with a ruler that does nothing.

@philpalmarozzo4551 Жыл бұрын

Auto captions at 2:51 have Tango creating a whole different kind of game 😳😂

@harveycustodio2625 Жыл бұрын

Everyones just aggravating the others so that they'll start a resistance...

@magolormemes7519 Жыл бұрын

I feel like Ren is trying to get resisted. Soon he's going to start evicting hermits from their bases.

@jamie2529 Жыл бұрын

that old spice segue from grain to pearl was fantastic

@samohanka Жыл бұрын

10:26 I hear a Zloy! Sneaky...

@salamyguy Жыл бұрын

Finally, a comment about the thing i've been scrolling through the comments for for 3 minutes

@second7057 Жыл бұрын

You all are clearly having so much fun with the king plot, which is great. I’ve been looking forward to seeing what you do with the latest… I’d call this court intrigue but I’m not sure it’s that subtle.

@sarahaufssri4529 Жыл бұрын

"We've been trying to reach you about your car's extended warranty." Sloyyyy whyyyyy

@mushroom_game4533 Жыл бұрын

Even if Ren decided to ban watching hermitcraft recap I'd still watch

@kanahawk1718 Жыл бұрын

Knights of the Square: Cubcelot, Bdubeivere, Cleodred, Joerth, Scarlahad

@Hundo_Mo Жыл бұрын

Mumbo is going to come back after the King is felled. At that point he will be named Mayor. Putting all my Royal Emeralds on that

@Yirggzmb Жыл бұрын

Betraying my internet age, but I can't help but see Grian helping Impulse and Pearl as "Stew Crew +1 -1"

@indieaiden4983 Жыл бұрын

"a powerup as an ejected seat" BEST line ever.

@bruhandon46 Жыл бұрын

Grain's resistance assistance shop seems similar to his 3rd life desert duo tactic

@akinako4064 Жыл бұрын

This video was more entertaining than the usual once! I can't 100% put my finger on why I feel that way though. I guess it's because instead of "just recapping" (which is literally the reason I'm here lol), you kinda tried to tell a story. Idk I just really loved the "Well... and this is why Grian is here: [...]" or Falses "I'm on a horse!" "Falsesymmetry is on a horse now!"

@roenais Жыл бұрын

0:38 well maybe if they fix ren the dog he'll stop talking about his private areas at least

@mysticalmaid Жыл бұрын

😄

@TyroRNG Жыл бұрын

13:05 nice old spice reference and false finishes it off beautifully

@kenny990274 Жыл бұрын

I came here for this! 😂😂😂

@darubyprincxx Жыл бұрын

i love how much effort is put into the thumbnails by the way! they always make me grin thank y'all for everything you do

@MrFroggerGaming Жыл бұрын

So how long until they start building redstone guillotines?

@bobthebox2993 Жыл бұрын

12:55 this joke had me rolling from laughter

@blease-end-me Жыл бұрын

"The one who's name looks a little bit like 'Gem' if you squint hard enough," THAT'S EXACTLY WHAT I'VE BEEN SAYING!!!

@jimyvanloock3510 Жыл бұрын

12:28 They literally overlayed the white version of Grian over the red one... Yep. We ALL know what he's really up to.

@Nephelangelo Жыл бұрын

Here’s an interesting question: Who would spend days upon days of their time designing and building an enormous intricate Crastle… just for someone else to own it? 👀🔪

@hatmanbuilder Жыл бұрын

All this "resistance assistance" reminds me of 3rd life: "I'm a green life, but I wanna do some havoc so I'm gonna help a red life!"

@keithwiechart7744 Жыл бұрын

The QR code is a Rickroll. I pretty much knew it was a Rickroll, so it didn’t get me, but scan at your own risk.

@Tyranzor64 Жыл бұрын

The QR code is a Rick roll, fair warning

@samohanka Жыл бұрын

No it isn't, it's a sneaky secret Xisuma video you liar!

@randomnesswitheva6063 Жыл бұрын

Idea for next week's King segment title: the madness of King Ren

@nicholasgauthier7194 Жыл бұрын

I've only just realized etho is kakashi

@l.g.2352 Жыл бұрын

10:25 Oh Zloy, you cheeky salesman! LOL

@justfanta_sea Жыл бұрын

i love the way grian has a red name like the other resistors behind the white of the "loyal" citizens names, great detail!

@ronanelliott9844 Жыл бұрын

I actually managed to scan the QR code with my phone. Turns out it leads exactly where you would expect.

@randallsmart2045 Жыл бұрын

Best recap this season!

@laurelwillow Жыл бұрын

Love Zloy in the background asking Pearl about her car's extended warranty

@catherinelangenkamp9340 Жыл бұрын

The extended warranty joke and old spice reference were just so good! I loovvveee the wit of this recap ❤️❤️❤️

@buglord1 Жыл бұрын

Let's all just agree to not tell grian there is a button next to a tnt block in scar's dumpster just waiting to get pressed

@ZekromAndYugiAndDrago123 Жыл бұрын

I saw Grian finally caved and 'joined' the Resistance and literally cheered

@RedWinterRoses Жыл бұрын

Zloy's replacement of Impulse's message has me rolling. XD

@bucketofforks5634 Жыл бұрын

I absolutely love this channel's attention to detail and their puns

@kairon156 Жыл бұрын

Superb episode It might just be me but this season feels like the most busy one I've seen in a while.

@marliemerlyn5629 Жыл бұрын

When I saw the beginning of the Ren segment.... XD I couldn't stop laughing. Thx so much for the happiness in my dreary afternoon!

@DaveTpletsch Жыл бұрын

I never fail to be impressed by Zloy's writing! So many amazing puns and jokes!

@Is_Orangutan Жыл бұрын

5:00 bro I’ve fallen so far that I even remember the qr code of rickroll

@mikaelforland Жыл бұрын

You should call Ren's knights for "The Knights of Ren-dog"! Its was the name of Kylo Ren's crew in Star Wars that was introduced in the comic books. They turned on him in the end, and also there were also six of them so it adds up.

@barredrockbrown8721 Жыл бұрын

Zloy's internet goblin shenanigans are always my favorite part.

@WackoMcGoose Жыл бұрын

Tango's "NYEHEHEHEHE, BOOM-BOOMS!" has the exact same childlike energy as Grian's "RESISTANCE ASSISTANCE???", change my mind.

@yummyherbicide7296 Жыл бұрын

cant wait for the "thou shallt finish the back of your builds" commandment

@Rubin_Rubinia Жыл бұрын

I love the fact that that Grian's name is actually red, but is covered by a white one, basically Grian's red name pretending to be white, when it's clearly red. Same as in the series. Grian pretends that he isn't against the king and that he isn't trying to be part of a resistance, when he clearly is. (Resistance _Assistance_ is the equivalent of the white name)

@stealthlock6634 Жыл бұрын

Grian is a mercenary! Let’s gooooo!!

@AlexEsplin Жыл бұрын

The emeralds are now diamonds. Yes. I'm on a horse. Best long-time-ago reference _ever_ 😂😂😂😂😂

@jayofthep Жыл бұрын

I've missed about a month's worth of hermitcraft... cant wait to binge everything to catch up

@MuljoStpho Жыл бұрын

5:30 Well, there are now three Kingsman movies. Not two. The most recent one is a prequel called The King's Man.

@HyperKR027 Жыл бұрын

Pix sounded so exhausted when he started to talk about Grain..

@Spr1ngtide Жыл бұрын

Who else screenshotted the QR code and went to it? All I have to say is, Xisuma totally got me.

@scottowens398 Жыл бұрын

Yeah.. That got me too.

@godricnecro Жыл бұрын

QR Code: **Exists** Me: "You know the rules" 😏

@kitsofthekats7040 Жыл бұрын

grian didn't give up, he's just using loopholes

@magicalhikari5859 Жыл бұрын

Surprised Pearl is the first Hermit to come up with the idea of a shop where other resources are the currency

@lenatunnissen369 Жыл бұрын

Always fun to watch these on sunday!

@djglitch2.031 Жыл бұрын

"Happy accidents happen" *headphone battery dies at that exact moment*

@kestrelgaming554 Жыл бұрын

Sir Cub-alot----The choas wizard 🤣🤣🤣

@SP4CEBAR Жыл бұрын

Stew Crew (as the new Soup Group), I like that

@Pixlriffs Жыл бұрын

Credit to JoeHills for that one - although the only food that's actually called 'soup' is Beetroot Soup, everything else is a stew, so I'm surprised this joke didn't occur to us before

@creatorguy5158 Жыл бұрын

I love the red grian text behind the normal

@Nephelangelo Жыл бұрын

Thou shalt -not- dethrone the King.

@lycanthis9963 Жыл бұрын

Wonder what Ren's hippie persona would think of this.

@LiliannEnder Жыл бұрын

He's too chill in space to notice lol

@arkventrie7858 Жыл бұрын

Cleo for Queen of Hermitcraft! EDIT: I think it worked.

@rbck8826 Жыл бұрын

No, I don't understand.

@arkventrie7858 Жыл бұрын

@@rbck8826 eris is the goddess of strife and discord. Cleo basically caused a Rube Goldberg machine level of chaos that led to the destruction of the entire server, everything was timed perfectly and nothing went wrong for her until she made the mistake of betraying Pearl.

@rbck8826 Жыл бұрын

@@arkventrie7858 I know about Eris, but your frasing made it seem like something everybody should know. Most people don't know who Hestia is, much less Eris. And add that Cleo’s double life series makes no reference to the goddess and I have no clue what eris you are talking about. You basically took the name of a obscure greek godess wich also doubles as a somewhat common character name and referenced it without any context that would let you connect it to greek mythology. It's no wonder I got confused.

@arkventrie7858 Жыл бұрын

@@rbck8826 fair, I’ll edit the joke to make it better. And by that I mean I’m removing the joke entirely.

@rbck8826 Жыл бұрын

@@arkventrie7858 Cleo is already the queen in our uearts.

@keithwiechart7744 Жыл бұрын

We all knew it was going to happen. Grian had good intentions, but it was coming from a time when Ren had policies that could be supported. At this point though, it’s clear that Ren is a tyrant, and Grian just cannot resist resisting a tyrant, it’s just who he is.