It was at this point Xic'tic'a'tin'nic faced an interesting choice. Either confess to trying to kill the human yesterday or take his money and give him another bowl. That day the Xac assassin died and the galaxy famous chef was born, catapulted in to fame for his Chile.

@@gmradio2436 "Look at me Spawn-mother! You said I could not be a Chef! Who's laughing now?!"

Task failed profitable

Imagine learning that humans evolved on a Deathworld.

hey.. if you cant kill em , make friends of em and once you stumble on ther saying ''the swiftest path to ones heart is through the belly'' when researching them..well... RENOVATION TIME! XD all those posion farms.. they are spice farms now! ^^

lol

*shoot the humans at close range with adrenaline darts to kill them* humans : *enter berserker rage*

@@chrisb9143 alien : oh shi- (proceeds to get beaten up)

@@griffinwindom5533 just way worse than before

@@dragonblood8828 yep

i think there is one but i cant remember off the top of my head

@@AgroSquerril iron mike Malloy

Humans do it all the time with each other. Ever hear of beer?

@@Thkaal there was an insurance fraud gang who tried to poison a guy with wood spirits, but since they tried to poison him after they got him pissed drunk he got back up after a nap to drink more. They ended up killing him with carbon monoxide, but with medical science getting better at the time they were caught.

@@elijahaitaok8624 One of the educational channels did an animated story about this, I can't remember which one. Oversimplilfied History maybe?

One activity i would take part in multiple times a day. Thank yous all day!

Reminds me of college games. Will we eat it.

Gotta say, that sounds like a great game lol

I played a game similar to that... We started off with a simple mix of safe liquids (safe meaning, consumable with out causing lasting heath effects or needing medical attention at any point), and every body would take a soda cap full, and every round a new liquid would be added... It got to the point where the taste didn't change and we called an end to the game... And in case you are wondering, it was on a church trip, so the liquids included all soda flavors, pickled plum juice, hot sauce, etc... And a different person picked a new liquid to add each round...

Welcome to our new show, "Feed It To The Human", where we see how humans react to extremely toxic chemicals! We are not responsible for any deaths related to an alien consuming human food

Can't pay for collage? Sell your adrenaline on the black market

I read another story. Adrenalin was synthesized fir aliens. Not many species could use it. And for the one who could it did nothing.... because aliens are working at 100 percent if their limits. Humans don't. And it has been proving so.. what Adrenalin does/did for humans was remove the blocks to using all of our power up to our limits.

@@beingsneaky Yeah. Our muscles by default work on half their power, and in stress situations, well...this half turns full one

@@Crazylom less than half actually which is even more impressive in my opinion

@@draconex1 Yup. I heard chimps lack such limit, which is why they are far stronger than us

humans we are fluffing weird we could and do eat the most available dangrous food with some fear

Not entirely true but we thought so for quite some time.

Regarding the second story, it's also plausible because we are in the middle of creating drone swarms to do exactly this. The only thing missing are long range artillery positions.

@@Sinyao im an american and seeing the words "long range artillery" gets me happy for some reason

Caffeine, Mint, Capsaicin, Chocolate, we just love our toxins. Alcohol is enjoyed by a number of species though, mostly in the form of fermented fruits.

true

lol , or just watch LA Beast

there would probably be a saying that if your species ever used or even thought about using a chemical weapon, then you can bet that humans ate it

Tell them about Pepper spray. Galactic war crime for sure.

On Earth: *acceptable form of crowd control and personal defence* Everywhere else: *weapon made to violate Space Geneva Convention*

Also every human woman with a purse would be classified as *heavily armed*

the heat death of the universe

@@AgroSquerril and then they learn about milk

@@ballsacsincorp most likely posion to them

What if they learned about Real posions.

I like how adrenaline is a illegal combat drug

That's not a poison. THIS is a poison!. I'm imaginging Earth being an important part of the galactic black market for assassins, and a lot of restrictive export laws placed on the planet bristling with horrifying nerve agents.

@@mkDaniel so y'all heard about our neurotoxins? Your WHAT now? Neurotoxins,you know,the gas that attacks your nerveous system? *horrified stare*

@@Internet_No_Body "You mean oxygen, that gas corrodes everything!" "No, no we breathe that for a living, i mean the stuff that blisters your skin and lungs" Also, human stomach acid would be a warcrime in and on itself if the food poisoning would be a bit too much. "Who burned a hole in the table and the floor!" "The human did, his insides did an acid secretion after he tried to ingest a chemical city killer seed." "Is he dead?" "No, afterwards he wanted a glass of dihydrogenmonoxide... and some time outside"

lol , in the style of CSI

Even heavy metal poisoning takes a long time to kill. If you were to try and kill someone quickly with lead, the amount you'd have to use would serve you better as a blunt weapon.

Watch what happens when they discover actual HUMAN poisons and venoms.

was going to post this exact thing, good catch

Greater G tolerance but also instead of counting on situational awareness and individually outmaneuvering the enemy the humans cheat with cooperative tactics based on the Thach Weave.

I think while testing new rocket engines and seatbelts the guy involved experienced 40+ G’s for several seconds, rupturing the blood vessels in his eyes, blinding him and damaging his hearing. He made a full recovery.

@@Zakvadr1995 or in alien news, human survives 40 Gs of gravity.

The alternative is "humans had no fighters", their ships were huge armoured blocks covered in point defence. The only craft they launched accelerated at our ships like large armoured torpedoes, they didn't explode however, they did something no other species ever thought possible. They boarded half our ships, took them from the inside. And then, if that wasn't significant enough one of their ships fired a single shot at an uncaptured ship, no one even saw it coming, there was no time for it to evade. They have railguns....

The problem isn't the computer, it's the software.

Let's be real, it is usually the user or the manager of the engineers

Um... Scorpions? Spiders? Throwing out some examples here. Better question, if that stuff is toxic to them, what about lemons?

@@Br0ck3n Probably a mid-level acid, possible to consume if appropriate countermeasures are taken to neutralise the acid.

I imagine most of our buildings on such a world would be at maximum 3 stories tall or we'd build into the ground and make underground complexes. Probably be plenty of open space tho. A planet like that wouldn't have many mountains, few were be very tall, and trees (or the closest approximation of a tree) would be sparse or nonexistent.

Cave cities

@@Scream_Lord Know what? Blade Runner-like high-rise pyramids, should be sturdy enough.

@@GunnyStilgar You still need a little vitamin D intake to stay healthy... then again, with the thick atmosphere I'm guessing the ozone layer is farily impervious to any UV light.

@@cdgonepotatoes4219 Underground Colonies would likely have Vitamin D Supplements as part of their diet or specialized UV lighting to encourage natural production. Pyramids also might be a more common structure built on Super Earths

Uhhh could you translate for someone who doesn't speak chemistry?

@@BloodWolf752 the stuff that gives horseradish its kick. Pepper and menthol. Regular kitchen stuff.

@@thenthson in the list of toxins, probably.

@@thenthson Thanks for the translation!

You did good.

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and its in every nook and crannie of the ocean which 70% of earth is covered in

We have races over sodium chloride deposits so we can go faster.

feed the human gets into controversies after a human "eats" a female alien's reproductive organs

Or pineapple,

A "zurg rush"

@@edwaxed3837 i was thinking the same thing. Gud ol American zerg rushing

Huh. Protoss carrier. On Steroid.

Shady Weapons Merchant: And here we have B.T.-12. One of the most deadly toxins ever developed by humanity. One drop can kill a hundred thousand humans. Imagine what it will do to your enemies. And best of all, we sell in bulk. Any order of one hundred or more 55 gallon barrels is eligible for a ten percent discount. So are you buying?

@@gmradio2436 yeah but can it be dispensed in aerosol form, and what's the uv degradation rate?

@@Sinyao Shady Weapons Merchant: Of course. Aerosol is the preferred deployment method. Six hours after release the air is clear. Would you like a sample?

@@gmradio2436.... Send a sample to my ship.

@@Sinyao 3 micro liters on its way. Could I interest you in any other terran weapons? From personal to planet killers, we sell them all.

Or using liquid nitrogen to freeze milk for ice cream before eating it.

Do not tell them about how much we think about pp's

Is it "They're Made out of Meat?"

@@TheBestRovinsky yes it is

Putting police pepper spray in your eye is similar to putting a full habanero pepper in your eye. It also is made as lacrimator, and will last for two days on your eyes, it is way worst than being tazed and of course eye gas. Your eyes would have to be trained, because it is the second or first most sensitive part of our bodies Have you ever put an habanero pepper in your eye?

eeek

Hehe, it's almost like saying that if you combine two very combustible gases like oxygen and hydrogen, you should get a bigger bang for your buck. XD

lol

Humanity is banned from going to war for having a natural way to create adrenaline

@@felop1187 the problem here is that enforcing such a ban usually results in other species embargo'ing the one who is banned. and if the embargo'ed species doesn't like this anymore they either fold or, you know, go to war? "Which is exactly what we wanted to avoid in the first place, Glob'nob!!!" "How come you didn't THINK OF THIS, GLOB'NOB?!?!?!!?!!?11?1"

@@felop1187 well why didnt they do so earlier

some peoples spice cabinets ARE a crime

Hey. I have only sent three people to the hospital to get their stomachs pumped eating my level of spice. That is not a war crime. yet.

@@AgroSquerril I love the smell of the spice cabinets in the morning.

unless you are trying to sleep... not so useful then :D

I just had one because it's the middle of the night and my cat threw a forgotten spoon from the counter.

that's one spicy meatball

Playing a game lol

thats heavy

Well for context roller-coasters and jet fighters emit at minimum of 5gs or 5 times earths gravity in force

So 2 gravities while painful for the unprepared isnt impossible

With my fat ass, I'd weigh 450 lbs. Ouch!

@@got2kittys I’d be 350 on that planet

Ya even humans suffer later that night or days later form that.

:)

Looks at the oxyclean and the bleach yup these are chemically questable.

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Water and salt can make some fantastical sense since if we assume these aliens do not need water, then water would be absolutely dangerous due to being a universal solvent. Salt too since we already know what it does to smaller organisms and what too much can do to a person. It's not feasible in our current understanding, but it is fantastically feasible.

That might work really well. Having that many small drones, the human military would probably focus on offense and not defense of any sort. No EM armor, only enough radiation shielding to block solar blasts. Would the massive ships control them remotely, or would humans allow the drones to be smart enough to run independently while the carrier just ferries them around? Both have pros and cons of course. Just wondering if you have any thoughts on it.

@@nicholashernandez4611 I think if each drone operated independently, it would be an insane drain on resources.

@@pensive7270 That is only true if each drone was remotely controlled by the carrier. Each drone could have a powerful but relatively small computer onboard to handle themselves. All you need is navigation, target acquisition, knowledge of friendly units, and an objectives list. Beyond that, fly them until their fuel runs out and ammo runs dry. Pick them up if you can and self destruct the ones that can’t be collected. Onboard computer means no latency issues, carrier computer isn’t encumbered with all that computing, that translates to faster dogfights. Exponentially higher risk of friendly fire, each drone costs far more, and you better hope to never fight a foe that can reverse engineer or your supremacy will be threatened. Then there’s the carrier brain dilemma. If the carrier is the brain of all the drones, it will end up having a lot of heat from all those computations. Farther from the carrier, more latency as those signals cross the distance. Any of a thousand ways to interrupt, intercept, block, or even hijack such signals given time. Either your drones are simply floating in space or they are your enemy’s drones now. Just some thoughts.

@@nicholashernandez4611 yep. I also think nuclear weapons would be effective given the ranges it can get in space without an atmosphere to hold it down. And unless humans have put down the extra resource cost of emp shielding in each drone that would make it even more of a resource. But I just had a thought, of similar carriers but carrying miners, refineries, and manufacturers. That might solve the resource problem. But in the end there’s just to many issues to call these drone carriers a one vs. all type of ship.

HA ha HAAAAAAH

tropes be tropes , not much to about them

Next time I'll use 'muh Serotonin is illegal happy drug'.

To be fair what else is there that's as extraordinary about humans as a naturally produced drug that makes you able to lift cards and numb pain like it

Cause having a "Highly effective stimulant derived from poppy, rattlesnake venom, amphetamines, etc etc" isn't something we already do. It would just be way more serious with a couple hundred years. How is a buff cheesy?

Every vertabrate on earth has adrenal glands, so if the rest of sapient life went an entirely path, aka sedentary lifestyle, completely different chemical makeup, they might not have it, but them they probably wouldn't be compatible anyways.

Or African cuisine.

i did used to smoke. Just read one sentence at time till there is a story :D glad you enjoyed

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fair enough but i have only been doing this for about 2 years , each day i try and improve

@@AgroSquerril Try singing in your free time. It can strengthen your voice and increase your range. It's also fun. Don't wait to shower to show the world you can sing haha

With all respect, I disagree with you. The readings should to be monotone, except when some characters are talking (to differentiate them), and the inflections are supposed to only be used when the characters are talking with strong emotions.

@@elmodelo101 You should not perpetuate the reading style of every uninspired highschooler forced their turn to read the English class' chapter of the book everyone is forced to study.

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