for those unaware because of the age of this, the creators said this wasn't on purpose. It just turns out that if you mimic enough action movies and kept characters and names straight you eventually get a full plot

I love how McBain is surrounded by good character actors. His partner, the chief, Mendoza, even the love interest. And then he is just a brick. :D

I love how he consistently shoots everyone the room except Mendoza.

That delivery of “I don’t want to hear it, McBain!” should have won an Emmy

"We go by the book" "Bye, book" If I can use that line one day, I'll die happy

I love that the boss somehow survived a 50 story fall, came back to his job and continued to tell mcbain he doesnt wanna hear it

Episodes: 0:00 The Way We Was 0:23 Saturdays of Thunder 1:27 The War of the Simpsons 1:39 Last Exit to Springfield 2:49 Oh Brother, Where Art Thou?

“Ah McBain so glad you could make it, have a salmon puff.” “Alright.” 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

McBain perfectly captured the essence of 80s/early 90s action films

"Come on, live a little." "No, thank you!" How prophetic.

I remember these episodes successfully made McBean awesome back then. We used to quote him in school. “Oh stop talking crazy” and “Ice to see you” all the time. That’s all he had and yet he was completely awesome in the 90s.

I love the way he just indiscriminately kills not only the armed henchmen, but also the innocent Cello player and the guy who just wanted the cake. Lol

it's funny how this combines cop movies, Bond movies, and Schwarzenegger movies, into one big parody!

I love that his partner moves over takes the shot instead of McBain and then the gunmen just keeps shooting the partner. Early Simpsons was in a tier of it's own.

The mark of a good comedy writing team is when they put small jokes in without calling attention to them or explaining them. "Ten times more addictive than marijuana" is a fantastic example of this.

"It's ten time more addictive than marijuana!" I'm dying of laughter lmao.

i love how the police chief survived getting punched out of a 10 story building

1:33 "In this department we go by the book" "BYE, BOOK" One of my favourite lines from the whole show.

Love how McBain throwing his boss out the window foreshadows him throwing the villain out the window at the end.

I can't believe I never noticed how well this all connects with each other. I wonder if they had it all written out at one time or if they were just building it slowly.

"Bye, book." XD

I love how the guy at 0:51 was aiming for McBain first and the black cop simply got hit because he tried to grab his photo, and for whatever reason the bad guy simply kept shooting at him instead of at McBain.

The things that chief has been through... I truly feel for him. Keeping McBain in line is a thankless job.

"The Live-4-Ever" gets me every time

I loved that they secretly spliced a complete story intermittently into the TV episodes. That is very clever! I really appreciate this compilation…

He just stares for like 10 solid seconds while his partner is getting shot and then misses every single one of his shots. Top notch copping👌

Scoey's death is the most hilariously tragic scene ever depicted.

I always wanted to know how McBain avenged his partner's death. Thank you for this!

I love how at 03:15 the guys are shaking when the bullets haven't even hit them

RIP to that paid-by-the-hour, rent-a-band viola player. Truly dedicated to his craft, he kept right on playing even though a gun battle was raging on around him.

"bye book" is still one of the funniest lines in the entire series

“Ah,McBain, so glad you could make it “ 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 The writers, voice actors, and animators really had fun taking part in creating this.

"To human misery" is still my favorite toast.

Kinda cool how they kept it the same plot. Not like a series of random scenes from a bunch of sequels. Real nice attention to detail I really wonder how they put this all together. Like if they wrote all of these at once or if it was done over time.

“The rumours that constrain other men, do nothing to McBainnnnn” is another underrated simpsons line I just got despite seeing this so many other times. That’s the genius of the first 10 seasons of this show, they keep giving almost 30 years later.

Them putting a short movie into several episodes piece by piece is just marvelous!

"10X more addictive than Marijuana" God The Simpsons still has jokes I never got as a kid.

That salmon puff bit has never failed to make me laugh over 30 years

As many years as I've watched the Simpson's I've never picked up on this. That was epic levels of continuity over a lot of episodes.

Lethal weapon, Rambo, Die Hard, McBain (an actual 80s action film) all into one. Not to mention the 007 ending. 😂

I'm shocked this isn't a 2 hour movie after 40 years of Simpsons.

1:08 “stop talking crazy!” I still use this line after all these decades

Caffeine is more addictive than marijuana 😂

“You Have the Right to Remain Dead” I know what I’m calling my next buddy cop zombie survival movie

I love that McBain is legitimately a mixture of Sylvester Stallone, Arnold Schwarzenegger, and Dolph lundgren. The fact that they did that makes me smile

My favorite joke is still how impossible it would be for McBain to fit inside the ice sculpture.

As a kid I remember seeing a movie titled ""Mcbain" in the tv guide on HBO. Was very disappointed when it wasn't anything close to Simpson's Mcbain.

"Ice to see you!" Love that line!

"MEN-DO-ZAAAAAAAA!!!!" Underappreciated line delivery imo.

It takes skill to fire 13 bullets without reloading from a 6 cylinder revolver.

3:16 I love how the people are getting riddled with bullets even when McBain's gun isn't pointed at them.

The one-liners were actually on-point. Like, come on, how could you not smile at "Bye, book."

0:48 Aims for McBain and then keeps shooting the wrong guy XD

how mcbain survived the salmon puff incident haunts me.

Nicely pieced together! Always loved the McBain parody of Hollywood action blockbusters.

His "yes" at 1:06 always gets me 😂

Did someone see Wolfcastle coming out of the sculpture saying "Ice to see you", and think to themselves, "I think Arnold Schwarzenegger would be great as Mr. Freeze; would really do all the one million ice puns I've written for the Batman and Robin movie justice!" Because I think that's what happend.

2:29 always gets me how the dude instantly takes the plate with the piece of cake even before the other dudes corpse reaches the ground only for him to be shot down a millisecond later😂

I like how the diner guy missed his target, but kept shooting the wrong guy anyway.

This compilation was AWESOME! Thank you 12 years ago in the past!

For those wondering how McBain escaped from that salmon puff cliffhanger... Love Interest is actually hiding in the suit of armour visible at 1:42 and dramatically bursts out, grabbing and hurling the pike pole at Mendoza, who deftly dodges out the way and exits Stage Right, chuckling as he goes. Love Interest, still wearing the armoured helmet, stares after him and says, "Have a good knight, Mendoza," before throwing the drugged McBain over her shoulder and leaping out of a window.

The Goggles! They do nothing!

*They should make a spin-off show of this.*

I love how Wolfcastle’s acting and face is so deadpan and stiff like when McBain’s partner dies (“Oh stop talking crazy.”) but goes overboard when McBain screams MENDOZAAAAAAA!!!

We can never forget. " On closer inspection these are loafers."

"Ice to see you" Probably the only ice pun that Schwarzeneggar never used in Batman and Robin.

“Any new business?” “Only your death” is a legit badass line for a parody.

I can’t imagine anyone else in the role of McBain. Rainier Wolfcastle is just perfect for it. He was born to play that role.

I love the idea that in the timeline of the story he's fired, throws his captain out through the window, and then is rehired.

this movie would get 98% on Rotten Tomatoes with the Critics Consensus being "A well-directed meditation of violence that presents an eye-opening account of the drug trade"

The getaway dirtbike behind the counter is so perfectly 80s-90s.

I never realized all the McBain bits were actually one movie. Thanks for posting this!

3:15 guys on the right shaking before even getting shot lol

Can we all agree McBain needs his own full length feature film?

As a kid, when this aired, that much blood kinda freaked me out. Simpsons was a family show, and prior to this, I'd never seen blood in animation. Pretty tame now but still, that's a lot of blood!

I had to pause while brushing my teeth. It’s impossible when you’re laughing so hard 😂😂😂

"I'm two days away from retirement." CLASSIC.

Mcbain's love interests spawns into reality only at the end

0:47 the fact that he was aiming to kill McBain but the moment his partner took the bullet he emptied the whole mag on him lol

The 2 days till retirement bit, you knew something was gonna go down.

“Ice to see you” that gets me every time!!!

This was a great movie, but McBain really peaked with You Have the right to remain dead. The scene where he drives a boat into a theme park whilst wrestling with a robotic albatross. Pure magic. The series never got any better after that.

"Damn, damn, damn. McBain." "Yes?"

Thanks for putting this together! 🙋🏼‍♂️

Damn, Damn, Damn, Uhhh… McBain. YES? That part is just gold.😂

2:00 "Ice to see you" gets me every time 😂😂😂

Best exchange of the whole thing: Partner (after getting shot numerous times): McBain? McBain: Yes?

I never noticed how his partner doesnt even dive to take the bullet, he just leans over to get the picture from McBaine at the exact wrong time.

"we go by the book!" *BOOM* "Bye book."

I would watch a feature length simpsons movie, that was a mcbain film.

Ive been watching the Simpsons since i was about 6 or 7 so basically from the early 90s and i never realized they did this lol, very cool to see it all put together like that. Simpsons really is a classic.

Reruns usually cut some clips out to squeeze in more commercials. That is how I missed this gem all these years "BYE BOOK"

a Animated Movie about McBain, with Arnold Schwarzenegger as Voice Actor.

2:28 the guy getting shot, dropping his peice of cake, the cake caught IN MID-AIR by the next guy, who proceeds to try and eat it in the middle of the gunfight... that's a few seconds of pure animated comedy gold 🤣

The second scene is one of the best. I recollect two distinct lines I used to say in high school "Little Suzies growing up", "Mendooooza!!!" 🤣🤣🤣

So great. Every 80's cliché is hit, including the fact that MacBain should about as well as any stormtrooper.

I didn’t grow up with Arnold, I grew up with MCBAIN.

Aims for the protagonist, decides to kill partner

1:33 "In this department we go by the book." "Bye book!" Classic Simpsons 🤣😂🤣

This is actually pretty violent now I watch this classic cartoon back...