Hilarious Karl Pilkington

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12 жыл бұрын

Considering how many X FM shows/podcasts there are & that almost everything that comes out of Karl's mouth is comedy gold it's difficult to put together a list of his funniest comments. Therefore here are just a handful of my favourites.

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@TheBlackJacksItalia
@TheBlackJacksItalia 11 жыл бұрын
"a fire that didn't happen,a wife that didn't exist,and a cat that didn't look happy" possibly the best sentence ever
@timwideman8824
@timwideman8824 2 жыл бұрын
“Cats don’t like spirits do they?”
@Enoughdata
@Enoughdata 9 жыл бұрын
I click on the video and hear "there's a shadow some where" and im already dying of laughter.
@jaycuthbert245
@jaycuthbert245 Жыл бұрын
"Its already good init! XD"
@beesfoot
@beesfoot 9 жыл бұрын
"It was pushing people off their bikes" - I nearly lost a lung laughing!
@mattt2523
@mattt2523 3 жыл бұрын
Karl could have a go at changing your lung an that
@Vikingarmrestling
@Vikingarmrestling 10 жыл бұрын
I literally died listening to this, And now my cat is looking at me funny
@adolfhitlertheunitedfan2610
@adolfhitlertheunitedfan2610 10 жыл бұрын
RIP
@579SMP
@579SMP 11 жыл бұрын
A fire that didn't happen, a wife that didn't exist and a cat that didn't look happy. Fucking brilliant.
@EJTaylor8
@EJTaylor8 4 жыл бұрын
OH SORRYYYYYYYYYYYY, I THOUGHT IT WAS SHIIIIIIIIIIIIIITE, I DIDN’T REALISE IT WAS ON THE INTERNET
@ValkyrieDaisy95
@ValkyrieDaisy95 9 жыл бұрын
7:27 onwards Ricky's constant giggling had me in stitches XD!!
@DavidMcmenemy
@DavidMcmenemy 9 жыл бұрын
6:10 "Oh shut the fff...oh Karrfffff"
@fltravi
@fltravi 10 жыл бұрын
the way he says "SLUGS" at 7:27 it's too much for me to handle.
@Asidders
@Asidders 5 жыл бұрын
SLOGGS.
@williambradley2465
@williambradley2465 9 жыл бұрын
'There's this shadow, walking about!' Haha
@Charango123quena
@Charango123quena 12 жыл бұрын
" a cat that didn't look happy.." LOL
@TheKarate10
@TheKarate10 11 жыл бұрын
"There's a shadow somewhere" Greatest way to start a video :)
@MIDImorphosis
@MIDImorphosis 10 жыл бұрын
I like how in Steves fake story his friend stayed on the phone until the pizza got there
@meseretshefaraw6078
@meseretshefaraw6078 8 жыл бұрын
can't get enough of Karl Pilkington he is such a funny man😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
@sophieewohaa
@sophieewohaa 11 жыл бұрын
"It's a bit weird but it's not harming anyone" is what they said about Karl.
@philnoble2218
@philnoble2218 5 жыл бұрын
Just the best comedy ever imo.
@AndyH91
@AndyH91 4 жыл бұрын
"THEY'RE BORN HAIRY!!!"
@carlabarrera8850
@carlabarrera8850 9 жыл бұрын
Thanks so much for uploading these! They keep me going in between heavy studying sessions :D lol
@toolworks
@toolworks 11 жыл бұрын
On the slug one you can hear Ricky crying with laughter the whole way through XD
@cwhaley2486
@cwhaley2486 10 жыл бұрын
If you got to where he grew up in Sale (part of Manchester) and ask the old neighbours that still live there, many will confirm all of Karl's stories of "the old woman with the husband in a basket", or the house "with a horse in the living room". All his siblings are real, and his parents do indeed now live in Wales. I was also sad enough to track down the guys that ran the place Karl used to work years ago (B&M Print, in Trafford Park), and they confirmed he was an idiot.
@philnoble2218
@philnoble2218 5 жыл бұрын
Really? That's awesome! 👍Wonder where in Wales? North I'd guess, I'm down the South.
@mattt2523
@mattt2523 3 жыл бұрын
@@philnoble2218 if any of your shopping goes missing you'll know his dad's close
@TheDapperSwindler
@TheDapperSwindler 3 жыл бұрын
@@mattt2523 DADDY nevergonna STO-O-O-P robbin' from TEEEEEELEPHOOOONE BOX-OX-OX-OX-OX
@mattt2523
@mattt2523 3 жыл бұрын
@@TheDapperSwindler 🤣🤣
@anthonyfreeman7807
@anthonyfreeman7807 11 жыл бұрын
THIS was on the INTERNET!
@imtroublesome
@imtroublesome 3 жыл бұрын
A pork chop🤣💦
@Darkphantaria
@Darkphantaria 11 жыл бұрын
Karl should write kids stories!
@terrymcaleny968
@terrymcaleny968 7 жыл бұрын
School photograph they where like hang on a minute....
@Wrathmont313
@Wrathmont313 11 жыл бұрын
"There was a shadow somewhere..."
@Kopite4life12
@Kopite4life12 10 жыл бұрын
Only Man United fan in the world I absolutely love!!
@drasdrizzy647
@drasdrizzy647 4 жыл бұрын
Dirty scouser 🖕
@samspade3678
@samspade3678 8 жыл бұрын
I had tears laughing so hard.... ;-)
@Sheak04
@Sheak04 11 жыл бұрын
"THIS was on the internet"
@95petej
@95petej 11 жыл бұрын
Ricky's laugh is so beautiful.
@carolelerman9686
@carolelerman9686 7 жыл бұрын
The slugs are eating the glue..... I died!
@DrunkTalkin
@DrunkTalkin 3 жыл бұрын
Man alive, Karl.
@Donbunsupport
@Donbunsupport 10 жыл бұрын
Karl, I really enjoy your stories. Thank you.
@samfuller15
@samfuller15 8 жыл бұрын
Lego of that Looooooool
@09ginga09
@09ginga09 12 жыл бұрын
Did anyone else genuinely want to hear the rest of the brain boiling story from karl lmao
@RatelHBadger
@RatelHBadger 5 жыл бұрын
"...it was on the Internet..."
@spinny003
@spinny003 4 жыл бұрын
I knew from his first statement, that this was gonna be a good one.
@basketballmarco
@basketballmarco 12 жыл бұрын
MORE PLEASE!
@tom-du2tq
@tom-du2tq 7 жыл бұрын
This!... Was on the Internet.
@Asidders
@Asidders 5 жыл бұрын
Oh, SOOO-REEEEE.
@codecrt321
@codecrt321 11 жыл бұрын
Well if he isn't acting then he is truly one of the best actors in history. Ricky and Steve have dealt with this idea that Karl Pilkington is an actor for so long, their response is simply if they were capable of creating such a great character, Sky wouldn't be the place where the sent him.
@Marasma101
@Marasma101 12 жыл бұрын
"It's tinging it's way up the tube!"
@their_lives_not_ours
@their_lives_not_ours 4 жыл бұрын
Ting tong ping pong it's tinging it's way up the tube
@TechnoBambino
@TechnoBambino 11 жыл бұрын
Ah! Thank you. I remember it was an abbreviation, but couldn't remember exactly what it was :)
@skirvin
@skirvin 12 жыл бұрын
...and a cat that didn't look happy.
@gavhenrad
@gavhenrad 11 жыл бұрын
I'd bum Karl in all of these photos.
@Narseln
@Narseln 12 жыл бұрын
Nice upload, I only wish you had included a bit more of the "boild 'er brane" exchange ^^
@colinspence9176
@colinspence9176 2 жыл бұрын
Turns out they’d bought a chimp. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@MayerHendrix
@MayerHendrix 11 жыл бұрын
Without a doubt!
@jukejuk
@jukejuk 11 жыл бұрын
you missed rickys reaction to 'boiled her brain' thats the best bit
@harold_Shitmum
@harold_Shitmum 4 жыл бұрын
This is even funnier when you watch it with subtitles!
@Marasma101
@Marasma101 12 жыл бұрын
mad innit
@terrymcaleny968
@terrymcaleny968 7 жыл бұрын
It got hairier.
@Cumminz123
@Cumminz123 11 жыл бұрын
Karl is like no other. He is the original of....well, whatever he is. He's to genius to be compared to anyone. Especially Larry the cable guy.
@ppumpkin3282
@ppumpkin3282 6 жыл бұрын
Karl really knows how to pull Ricky's chain.
@llynfach
@llynfach 10 жыл бұрын
Ricky is very clever and funny, but his too-frequent interruptions rob us of precious Karlisms.
@Ulrna
@Ulrna 11 жыл бұрын
we're all characters
@stud105
@stud105 Жыл бұрын
"boils her brain"
@banevengeance
@banevengeance 10 жыл бұрын
Hilarious.
@Iconoclast792
@Iconoclast792 11 жыл бұрын
SHADDAP YA BRIT
@codecrt321
@codecrt321 11 жыл бұрын
Another strong argument that suggests that he isn't a character is the fact that he has done acting jobs for Ricky Gervais before in Derek, in the bloopers he breaks out of his character and he is back to being Karl Pilkington again. Fame hasn't changed in because he doesn't really connect with his fans in the same way that most people do. He doesn't have a twitter account or anything like that.
@bobolinho1
@bobolinho1 11 жыл бұрын
Poor Graham.
@TechnoBambino
@TechnoBambino 11 жыл бұрын
Lego means 'play well' in the country it was made in (can't remember what country)
@grahamparr3933
@grahamparr3933 3 жыл бұрын
Looked up the slug story, it was in the Daily Telegraph and Yorkshire Post, so....
@guzonjinsin88
@guzonjinsin88 11 жыл бұрын
lool
@hypermecha223
@hypermecha223 11 жыл бұрын
Yeah, I know! That's why these things are called "videos," they actually move!
@ashk666
@ashk666 12 жыл бұрын
Lego o'that
@monkey97x
@monkey97x 11 жыл бұрын
Oed'en, get some syrup of figs down yer.
@andrewbeeable
@andrewbeeable 11 жыл бұрын
He wouldn't like that.
@AbadyDoubleX
@AbadyDoubleX 12 жыл бұрын
''oh shut the ff,, ohh ka.. ff..''
@JL46L88
@JL46L88 4 жыл бұрын
Mad innit?
@stephentierney696
@stephentierney696 4 жыл бұрын
Why dont they let him finish ? He's hilarious
@BggProductions
@BggProductions 11 жыл бұрын
THEY'RE BORN HAIRY!!! Such venom!
@DeanoPiano
@DeanoPiano 10 жыл бұрын
Can anyone direct me to some truth or a real article about the 'Boston Shadow' incident?
@BUSHBYGOONER
@BUSHBYGOONER 11 жыл бұрын
are you graham :)
@mscottveach
@mscottveach 11 жыл бұрын
how do you know? i mean it's not that i'm sure he isn't, if you have some way of knowing, i'll believe you, but what makes you so sure?
@informationclassified3423
@informationclassified3423 7 жыл бұрын
a pork chop five years ago
@informationclassified3423
@informationclassified3423 7 жыл бұрын
dude I laugh so hard at him I inherited cancer.
@mscottveach
@mscottveach 11 жыл бұрын
Huh, I wasn't even really aware that this comes up a lot. And I'm not sure the guys who created David Brent and Gareth Keenan should be using arguments like "if we were capable of creating a character this good," you know? It doesn't make or break their argument but still... Okay, so say, he's real. Then what is his response to the general public reaction to him? Seems like he would change in reaction to all the judgement? I think his lack of rxn is what made me think eh is a character.
@scerpalman
@scerpalman 11 жыл бұрын
the slug story is true... to an extent
@sprPee
@sprPee 12 жыл бұрын
weird init
@landondonovanify
@landondonovanify 11 жыл бұрын
so not a character, I know people like this...
@FergVP
@FergVP 11 жыл бұрын
play a record..
@timwideman8824
@timwideman8824 2 жыл бұрын
I suppose I’d let Rick and Steve call me a stupid mank twat if they’d fly me around the world to see cool things.
@LeafShade
@LeafShade 8 жыл бұрын
The pork chop tumor thing is actually (supposedly) true, a morbidly obese woman had it stuck in her fat folds....
@joesoap81
@joesoap81 11 жыл бұрын
Denmark,Leg Godt = Play Well.
@krokskogen
@krokskogen 11 жыл бұрын
..didn´t look appy* :)
@harold_Shitmum
@harold_Shitmum 4 жыл бұрын
I believe him about the shadow story. Shadow people are a real phenomenon. Look it up.
@I_Mark_Mills
@I_Mark_Mills 4 жыл бұрын
A shadow is just an absence of light. What are you talking about, you ape?
@ZabimaruBankai93
@ZabimaruBankai93 12 жыл бұрын
He's like a British Larry the cable guy.
@petetaichi414
@petetaichi414 11 жыл бұрын
your all living in the shadows
@ReformistYeti
@ReformistYeti 11 жыл бұрын
*Generic comment about how you're making a generic comment about a quote*
@wuzcloopin
@wuzcloopin 11 жыл бұрын
The problem is...slugs.
@seandan7873
@seandan7873 3 жыл бұрын
Lettuce! Not Letters! ...stoopid sloogs
@dvarblo
@dvarblo 10 жыл бұрын
the slug story was true!
@dabombistshiznit
@dabombistshiznit 11 жыл бұрын
that pork chop bit has to be the dumbest thing he has ever said
@ketgremlin8776
@ketgremlin8776 5 жыл бұрын
dabombistshiznit it’s acc true though
@VColossalV
@VColossalV 11 жыл бұрын
Except sometimes, like the shadow story, load of bollocks l0l
@StephenPike
@StephenPike 11 жыл бұрын
sorry, SORRY... I thought it was SHITE.
@hypermecha223
@hypermecha223 11 жыл бұрын
One person thinks Ricky & Steve are bullies, and it's just not funny.
@YuttyBuddy
@YuttyBuddy 11 жыл бұрын
and americans..... hmm
@codecrt321
@codecrt321 11 жыл бұрын
He's not a character.
@pietrobassosilva2379
@pietrobassosilva2379 12 жыл бұрын
Don't. Talk. Shit!
@mscottveach
@mscottveach 11 жыл бұрын
no, c'mon, karl's a character.. he's not really like this... i mean is he? no.. he plays into his role for the comedy...
@ADHadh
@ADHadh 5 жыл бұрын
Ricky can't into humour on the spot. He just either laughs or shouts at Karl, where he should be pushing the story to be even more ridiculous.
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