Karl Pilkington's Funniest Thoughts On Religion | Compilation, The Almighty Special

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@peedfarded 3 жыл бұрын

I could really listen to a whole series of Karl's summary's of religious books with no interruptions.

@evilpancakes4929 2 жыл бұрын

Ennit Ricky Gervais loves the sound of his own voice.

@lilyg9393 Жыл бұрын

Check

@XGCHEAVYFIRE1 3 жыл бұрын

“Have a little cheeky apple”😂

@listerofsmeg884 2 жыл бұрын

That opening 'god was already knocking about ' 😂 The ultimate question!

@junjalapeno7773 2 жыл бұрын

I think that Karl is the phantom between genius and stupid combined-its magical

@applesass Жыл бұрын

The term is idiot savant.

@MetalMatt Жыл бұрын

Wish they hadn't try cut Karl short on the Adam and Eve story, never heard it done so good haha

@catatonicable 2 жыл бұрын

Its just beautiful, Thanks..got me through some really bad times.. .

@Minniefrickers 2 жыл бұрын

I love just listen to Karl speak and Ricky’s reaction crease me

@mvolestrangler 3 жыл бұрын

9:05 It's never occurred to me before that each time Noah sends out a bird, he's now down one on a breeding pair. Just how Karl's brain works.

@Wankle. 2 жыл бұрын

It’s not like the whole thing wouldn’t work anyway. Not like 20% of the animals would of died on board. Not like you would need an arc 6 miles long. Or it’s literally impossible for the world to flood. The fault is the birds

@stillmyboy6708 2 жыл бұрын

@@Wankle. whoa bro chill out, you’re smart ennit

@Wankle. 2 жыл бұрын

@@stillmyboy6708 basically Karl’s an idiot. Because he actually believes it could of happened.

@douglasbubbletrousers4763 2 жыл бұрын

@@Wankle. Weren’t as many animals back then

@etiainen100 Жыл бұрын

Animals were grouped in pairs and groups (not only pairs)

@deltaframes-os4km 3 жыл бұрын

Reverend Karl Pilkington.

@cd6662 3 жыл бұрын

Praise to the pilky!

@karldilkington8802 3 жыл бұрын

Blessed may he be.

@thomasward7134 2 жыл бұрын

It floated off 😂😂

@Darthaurelius Жыл бұрын

What a great series Karl summarizes Everything. I would pay for it.

@jacob7608 3 жыл бұрын

"God is already 'knocking about.'" Why is that so funny (the knocking about part).

@emirozdemir2037 3 жыл бұрын

lol gets me every time too

@MrJamesdryable 3 жыл бұрын

Because it's actually a very deep and insightful question. The bible doesn't address where God came from, so it doesn't really start at the beginning.

@obtbyj778 2 жыл бұрын

Cos we don't believe in God, Jacob, u probably do though. All true geniuses do

@matthew1039 2 жыл бұрын

@@obtbyj778 sounds like an oxymoron there. Geniuses believing in God. Good thing they're dead when they realise they're wrong.

@imCurveee Жыл бұрын

I'm glad you specified the "knocking about" part, because I thought it was the "is already" part that was funny

@barrylynch8957 2 жыл бұрын

"The kids were running riot" 🤣

@04Redeemed 2 жыл бұрын

still are lol!

@kevinngoya5 Жыл бұрын

Imagine Karl Pilkington, Sean Lock and Craig Ferguson in conversation

@biggdogg6196 3 ай бұрын

Who is Craig Ferguson?

@productive_citizen 3 жыл бұрын

45:40 i wish Ricky felt this way all the time. He's absolutely missed out on so many of Karl's good ideas by just brushing them off

@Apexseal1 2 жыл бұрын

I think ricky knows that karls way of thinking is on some levels genius, but if he pondered karls thoughts too much and showered him with praise that most of the humor would be lost.

@SaintPhoenixx Жыл бұрын

It's why Steve was always much better with Karl. He never really got angry at him or shut him down or started preaching atheism and trying to sound as intelligent as possible. He was the glue that held it together, knowing when to let Karl just keep going whereas Ricky was far too aggressive. They love Karl for being simple and then when he starts saying daft stuff he thought of, Steve asks him questions and Ricky yells over him about science.

@Apexseal1 Жыл бұрын

@@SaintPhoenixx LET HIM FINISH RICKY! I think the dynamic as a trio is perfect, one without the other throws it off a bit

@stimpy1414 Жыл бұрын

@@Apexseal1 his way of thinking is in no way genius. it's thoughtful, but the way he attaches human traits to everything is not genius.

@cerealdude890 Жыл бұрын

@@stimpy1414 what an utterly thoughtless comment.

@pilkoid5187 2 жыл бұрын

I love Karl he is so funny. I need more on my site. keep up good work :)

@TB41n0 3 жыл бұрын

Grey movie 🍿 is this one pal. Thanks for all your time the last few weeks Love Phil

@brummy0 2 жыл бұрын

I ent laughed so much in time🔥💯😂😂

@shaygrogan8991 3 жыл бұрын

Great content

@VLAD_P_ 2 жыл бұрын

Gonna have a cheeky apple “🤣🤣. A lot of arguments happened “ 🤣

@garibaldi54 Жыл бұрын

Samson killed a lion, Noah was a bit annoyed as it was one of the ones he saved.

@PAblo-tz5mx Жыл бұрын

Super duper raw talent love it From me in Plymouth

@amiecrompton163 3 жыл бұрын

wata legend

@amiecrompton163 3 жыл бұрын

wanna see more of these three now

@tombainbridge5406 3 жыл бұрын

Won't happen as Karl doesn't speak with Stephen Merchant

@rml4289 3 жыл бұрын

@@tombainbridge5406 pretty sure he visited Steve in America recently

@ElvisLivesUpstairs 3 жыл бұрын

@@tombainbridge5406 Stephen merchant isn't the issue it's Ricky. Ricky pissed off Steve by making the awful Brent film and Karl had enough of Rickys over bearing ways. I know someone who was doing some admin on a project of Karl's and apparently Ricky was pissed off that Karl moved on and did his own thing. Like Ricky thinks he somehow owns Karl. Its not even hard to believe Ricky would be like that. I could imagine that if he thinks in someway he is superior to another person his arrogance could become unbearable until u tell him to fuck off.

@benh4544 3 жыл бұрын

@@ElvisLivesUpstairs what a load of bollocks haha, stop reading the media ffs they dont have a problem with each other, they wasnt gonna do work together forever ffs

@143jcm 3 жыл бұрын

@@ElvisLivesUpstairs Dont speak for other people, its weird.

@stevensibbet5869 Жыл бұрын

Just seen Karl in "The Thief, His Wife and The Canoe", he was pretty good.

@draekon8995 Жыл бұрын

he also played Wilson in Castaway.

@Centralminimize 3 жыл бұрын

Good night everyone 😴😴

@ToiletGrenade 5 ай бұрын

"It floated off" LMFAO

@peachesandpoets 2 жыл бұрын

"you're on page one!" 😂

@bestofmma5471 Жыл бұрын

He met up with this bloke Noah 😅😂😂😂

@jackysew9974 3 жыл бұрын

Karlllll!!!!!!!!!!

@conorkennedy3304 2 жыл бұрын

Show the stable door closing

@Rizzawriter 2 жыл бұрын

It floated off..

@carlzeiss4871 Жыл бұрын

I would like to listen to Karl Pilkington on his own. Although I think gervais is brilliant, his ridiculous laughing really puts me off listening to these podcasts

@lindatruderung9378 Жыл бұрын

Karl is quite right on a few points here. The world really is like God's house. He walked on it, with Adam and Eve. His garden was the place where the forbidden fruit was, and was forever hidden from man, after man took fruit from one of the trees.

@thebenevolentsun6575 2 күн бұрын

They were more annoyed at the fact that he was adding bits in for no apparent reason. The metaphor is obvious enough.

@tonytutone2003 Жыл бұрын

There is definitely a good tv series in the story of the second,’ party’ ark!

@randomiseit Жыл бұрын

anyone else picture the cartoon in their head?

@MizJanice Жыл бұрын

Absolutely! I'd love to see that again.

@victoriaparker2705 3 жыл бұрын

Karl sounds like he is a character on the film: 'Whistle down the wind' (Richard Attenborough film): when he is talking about the Nativity scene.

@MrHitchen69 3 жыл бұрын

Where the W blows.

@janicemitchell6950 Жыл бұрын

Whistle down the wind?

@victoriaparker2705 Жыл бұрын

@@janicemitchell6950 I meant whistle down the wind.

@janicemitchell6950 Жыл бұрын

@@victoriaparker2705 I was sure that what you meant 👍

@nazirkazi2588 3 ай бұрын

When the W blows.

@Sincerealise 2 жыл бұрын

Never thought I’d say this: shut up, Ricky!

@gregh378 Жыл бұрын

It's curious how Christians always ignore the second part of the 10th commandment. "Thought shalt not covet thy neighbour's belongings.... specifically their SLAVES" The bit about slaves is never mentioned. Weird.

@BggProductions Жыл бұрын

Hebrew bondage was not like the slavery you're thinking of.

@nazirkazi2588 3 ай бұрын

@@BggProductionsYeah, sure you'd love to be a slave then.

@zinnydin2345 3 жыл бұрын

Disturbing lack of comments on Karl getting his partner condoms for Christmas. Jesus Christ I'm buklt lmao

@Deadman1000 Жыл бұрын

Karl always had a knack of using, "I'm just sayin" without saying anything really hah.

@michaelx9079 2 жыл бұрын

it's that fella from the crusaders..... Wilton Felder

@scoobydoo1093 2 жыл бұрын

It floated off 🤣 dead

@Stephen-gl5wu 2 жыл бұрын

God gos mental at them 😂😂😂

@the1jxk Жыл бұрын

I wish ricky would let Karl speak

@paulcunnane4 2 жыл бұрын

The water floated off.....

@lindatruderung9378 3 ай бұрын

Yep. In other words... it evaporated.

@HotelBravo0499 2 жыл бұрын

What... you forgot it's Sunday??? Ahhhhh DEATH

@philiproseel3506 2 жыл бұрын

The Church lost half a million devotees after listening to Karl’s views on God lol.

@tombainbridge5406 3 жыл бұрын

Karl is actually a character created by Steve coogan

@bremCZ 3 жыл бұрын

His real name is Derek.

@benh4544 3 жыл бұрын

@@bremCZ Bret*

@jonasandersson1445 3 жыл бұрын

@@benh4544 *Dilkington

@steveb931 3 жыл бұрын

Graham

@desmondshannon319 6 ай бұрын

Adam and eve has a criminal record bahahaha

@trueborn7323 10 ай бұрын

"It floated off"

@wheeliequeen5808 3 ай бұрын

He brings the following to the relationship humour, mystery with unpredictable “logic” and he doesn’t shed on the settee 🛋️ , surely he can’t cheat on her with that charisma and no debt as he’s watches the pennies like a proper Yorkshire man “how much” economist and a thoughtful lover with all that birth control 😂😂 to avoid parenthood saving a ton of cash 💷 😂😂😂 so they can afford Christmas next year 😂😂😂 plus he’s willing to work Christmas week sure that’s the full list 😮

@Steven_McCrae 2 жыл бұрын

Tyler from PKA telling the story of Samson is hilarious and ridiculous, He was a murdering psychopath !!

@michealballspen1s93 Жыл бұрын

I love from when Super Best Friends were around, when Woolie told the story of Jacob & The Angel and kinda made Jacob out to be the biggest asshole in biblical times

@edvardgt4465 Жыл бұрын

"Sistren" is actually a word

@MrsFTate 3 жыл бұрын

...'graven', not 'craven'

@thejacal2704 2 жыл бұрын

Tell the bloke who made the list.

@cheesecop9321 3 ай бұрын

Wow, for an atheist, Steven sure knows a lot about the Bible

@LordUnas 3 ай бұрын

Atheists often know the Bible better than many Christians, mainly because they approach it, with a critical eye, as a work of fiction. They take an academic interest in it as an important part of western civilization, and acquire a familiarity with it so they can criticize it honestly. Also, many atheists were raised in a religious faith, found fundamental flaws in it, and drifted away from religion. They still heard the same stories as children that believers did, they just stopped believing along the way.

@archiewall124 2 жыл бұрын

Genocide, fucking hell.😂😂

@cheesecop9321 3 ай бұрын

Its's amazing to me how devout and fundamentalist athiests are. Much more than any Christian/

@stolentardis2111 3 ай бұрын

It’s amazing to me how cruel and immoral Christians are. Thou shalt not kill is literally one of their rules yet Christian rulers and their armies have murdered billions of people in the last 2000yrs. Much more than any atheist.

@YoghurtKiss Жыл бұрын

Yeah I can't listen to this. I'd love to hear him actually get to speak but even 8 minutes in even Carl said he was getting tired of this and I share the sentiment. 0/10 hosts. 10/10 narrator.

@allenanderson4911 Жыл бұрын

The commandment not to bear false witness isn't "don't ever lie" it's don't bear false witness. Very specific.

@BarmyTwubble 5 ай бұрын

Whats the crap music though, its bugging

@McDicker96 2 жыл бұрын

Ricky is beyond annoying, he tells karl to summarize the bible and then yells at him for summarizing the bible. Then he makes each segment about himself.

@imCurveee Жыл бұрын

He wasnt summarizing the Bible. He was retelling the Bible. Most people learned the difference between summarizing and retelling in grade school.

@thebenevolentsun6575 2 күн бұрын

@@imCurveeeRicky is very annoying when he gets to Noah and he starts preaching his atheist rhetoric to the choir.

@krisbest6405 11 ай бұрын

Genius. Glad all the badness is gone...... This is your punishment, suffer little children.

@OBear07 2 жыл бұрын

often the worst part of the ricky gervais podcast is ricky gervais

@ermerk Жыл бұрын

Yeah! stop interrupting. The worst case of this was when karl was trying to say his tom cruise movie idea

@LB-rj7fj Жыл бұрын

The podcast wouldn't exist without Ricky and Steve. His "interrupting" as mentioned above is what makes it such good content. Without the contradiction it's just Karl waffling.

@puertoriconnect4611 Жыл бұрын

Yeah, Ricky can be great for keeping the pacing of the pod but sometimes he’s so desperate to call Karl an idiot that he interrupts when he shouldn’t or purposely misunderstands something simple Karl is saying.

@trotter4106 4 ай бұрын

Don’t watch it then you spaz 😂

@JohnLewisijkj 3 ай бұрын

Let’s wait for your little podcast to come out then

@TrueSoulUnbroken Жыл бұрын

13:15

@AA-hg5fk 5 ай бұрын

Ergh, Ricky slagging off the 10 commandments is 'interminable'. And no, I'm not a religious person, I'm also an atheist!

@cryptoguy6770 Жыл бұрын

N that

@puertoriconnect4611 Жыл бұрын

Ricky is completely ruining Karl’s timing.

@johnjamesleahy4065 3 ай бұрын

Because Ricky has that A. type personality and because he always tries to make an effort I find that personally It's like we have to take the good with the bad The over the top annoying with the over abundance of comedic perfection! Believe me I understand what you are saying, but I choose to forgive it lol... The only timeSit DEFINITELY annoys me, is during PARTS of the monkey news compilation LOL but I accept it all 😂 how do you feel about my opinion??

@jakehixon4073 16 күн бұрын

@@johnjamesleahy4065the chemistry and banter between Karl and Ricky is the exact reason this is so funny.

@1000000man1 Жыл бұрын

The only thing you can "learn" from those stories is that God is clearly the villain. I Don't understand how people can come to any other conclusion.

@isntitobvious9894 3 жыл бұрын

Repeating the same clips. And it should just be Karl and Gervais on Christianity. They never talk of Islam or Judiasm

@AA-hg5fk Жыл бұрын

Just so you know, Karl only talked about old testament stuff e.g. genesis creation, ten commandments, all of this is also found in the Jewish scriptures, as Christianity is essentially an offshoot of Judaism.

@samhenley7156 Жыл бұрын

@@AA-hg5fk So is Islam, Jehovah's witnesses, and Catholicism.

@nazirkazi2588 3 ай бұрын

Err they did. If you think the Old Testament fables are Christian then you're showing your own ignorance.

@gabehawkins4105 2 жыл бұрын

tiny tim go and get a chicken

@paulcunnane4 2 жыл бұрын

Bible jokes. Wow so daring and avant garde guys. Bravi!

@__D-B__ Жыл бұрын

The whole bible is a joke.

@jonsegerros Жыл бұрын

Saddest part is, RI KY actually took pleasure in this childish pseudo-rebellion against Christianity with some hag asset Caricature Ricky found online. Guess books vs Internet content only matters when it's convenient for Ricky's argument

@lindatruderung9378 3 ай бұрын

Ricky shows his lack of knowledge... as usual... He royally mixed up a few things on here. PS: If you think of it, Karl was correct about the water floating away. It's called evaporation. Big news! Water evaporates! And when it condenses, it comes down as rain!

@lukeanderson6669 2 жыл бұрын

Listening to Karl talk about Adam and Eve was painful as someone who understands that the knowledge given from the tree was conscious which made them cover them selves as they realized they were vulnerable in their naked state.

@sunnydaze6974 2 жыл бұрын

Eve truly screwed everything up for us all...

@billblog5386 3 жыл бұрын

Get rid of spiders Ricky? Now who's the stupid one?

@lindatruderung9378 Жыл бұрын

An atheist won't ever take a Bible story seriously, so having one telling Karl what the Bible means is ludicrous.

@__D-B__ Жыл бұрын

The bible is ludicrous.

@Mourour 6 ай бұрын

By 'taking it seriously' does that mean believing all the fables as they're written?

@davidneal9368 Жыл бұрын

Wanna see a black screen listen to the radio

@minaramamedova 3 ай бұрын

right i'll make a little man and woman

@pasnthru7x3 Жыл бұрын

Well,well... Some much overlooked truth ~ hidden by people who thought they were doing God a service~ ~ ~ ~ [I believe]~ It is God that works in you both to will and to do of his good pleasure ~perfect love casts out fear & the truth will make you free. Whosoever calls upon the name of the Lord shall be saved,(Jesus) ~ Rom 5:18, 1Cor 15:22, 2 Cor 5:18-20, Eph 1:9-10, Col 1:18-20, 1Tim 2:3-6 & 4:10, 1John 2:1-2, Luke 23:34, Rom 11:32, Acts 3:21-26, Tim 4:10, Savior of all men, specially of those that believe. Rom 12:32, Isa 19 & 29, The Gospel is Good News, All the time ~ LORD guide us all, I pray. The earth is not a globe,nor is it rotating at 1000mph, while it orbits the sun at 66,600mph,shooting after the sun at 450,000mph. Why have "they" lied about the shape of the earth for decades saying it was a near perfect ball now claiming it is pear shaped,while all along stating they had genuine photographs of a globe earth. All the pictures they have presented where,[~>fake photos

@stephenjames1443 2 жыл бұрын

@crackernipple6020 Жыл бұрын

Arent you judged by god for your sins AFTER death or during a rapture or what ever? So whats the use of capital punishment :D

@nazirkazi2588 3 ай бұрын

Monkey Revenge, nothing else. The OT clearly has judgement day for sorting things out. The threat was a typical "Wait and see what happens to you after you die". Later on Catholicism introduced purgatory and limbo.. when people started asking your questions. It gave the church reason to charge money for prayers and "intercessions" with rich dead people's souls... the basis of which is now our modern day Oxford / Cambridge Universities.

@Ira88881 26 күн бұрын

Comfort for the victim’s family.

@philiproseel3506 2 жыл бұрын

I love these three, and I listen to these just about every day. But…Ricky IS a bully. Definitely. It’s obvious. From what I’ve heard, Ricky and Karl don’t really talk very often. I wonder why.

@Cubance 2 жыл бұрын

I don't we can say for certain though, anything we've heard is from the press which is usually exaggerated for clickbait. If it's not from their mouths in an interview it probably isn't true. Not that I know either. 😛 He definitely is a bit of a bully though I agree, but they've been friends for about 20-30 years. I think if they were to have a falling out over this kind of stuff it would happened years ago.

@philiproseel3506 2 жыл бұрын

@@Cubance In some episodes, we do hear Karl getting fed up with Ricky getting angry at him but, as you say, they're all mates.

@melanatedqueen Жыл бұрын

Bully is too harsh a word for me. Ricky pokes Karl for a reaction though, YES. Same way he laughs & says Karl got Steve when Karl makes a come back jab towards Steve. He is indeed the stick tht pokes like he himself described himself as but i don't think there is malice in it from any of them towards the other. Even Karl said Ricky was first to show up when he was unwell at some point. But then again who really knws, friends are friends. Their relationships are only understood by those in it. The press is not particularly the most honest source of information.

@philiproseel3506 Жыл бұрын

@@melanatedqueen I can see your point. Perhaps Bully is too strong. Then again, being called a "f*****g idiot" repeatedly, on air, can get a person judged harshly.

@shaynewest8757 Жыл бұрын

He's not a bully he's an arsehole.

@furrybear7853 Жыл бұрын

Making the screen black, brilliant why cant everyone do this!

@danielsutton1211 2 жыл бұрын

😴

@rightwrapup 11 ай бұрын

ricky is v funny but not to bright.

@krisbest6405 11 ай бұрын

You mean too...?

@tilidie5272 9 ай бұрын

rickys so annoying

@AtheistEdge 3 жыл бұрын

Those aren't the actual Ten Commandments. Start at Exodus 19 and pay attention to how many times Moses goes up the mountain (three), which rules are spoken, and which are actually put on the tablets. Spoiler alert: "dont boil a baby goat in its mother's milk" is Commandment #10. Another spoiler alert: The entire story is rubbish. The exodus didn't happen. Moses most likely didn't even exist.

@marv5078 3 жыл бұрын

That's mental.

@romeowhiskey2759 3 жыл бұрын

It's not rubbish, it all happened, the bible says so. There is the evidence. Lol

@AtheistEdge 3 жыл бұрын

@@romeowhiskey2759 lol

@AtheistEdge 3 жыл бұрын

@Matt Taylor Preponderance of archaeological evidence, and overwhelming consensus of experts in the field.

@montemccarty6512 3 жыл бұрын

I don't cate how intelligent you think you are. Its not polite to ridicule a man's faith. You can't prove there is or isn't a God. Believe as you wish, and respect each other's beliefs. Pretty simple.