Girl: Dad I'm going to prom! Dad: *Sends the whole military with her*

Son: Dad I have a girlfriend. Dad: THATS MY SON, AM SO PROUD OF YOU! Daughter: Dad I have a boyfriend. Dad: WHATS HIS NAME, WHERE HE LIVES, HOW OLD IS HE, WHEN DID YOU MEET?

I luv the text message one where it says “ dad I got a new bf” “ oh I have a new gun” “ I’m not seeing the connection here” “ hopefully neither will the cops” my fave one 😂

Moms when their son mentions a girl: *Teases* Dads when a daughter mentions a boy: *Pumps Shotgun* I just wanna talk with him.

Parents: NO DATING *EVER* A couple of years later... Parents: WHEN ARE YOU GOING TO GET MARRIED AND HAVE CHILDREN?

1:09 That Baby is so smart it's covering the "not"

At the dad security looks like the girl was criying of saddnes and dad is having the best time of his life edit: tysm for the likes omg i never got over 10 until now :D

That application was the BEST THING I've seen all year. "In 50 words or less, explain what the word "No" means to you." Absolute GOLD

Daughter: I have a boyfriend... Dad: *Good. Cause i haven't test my new sawed-off.*

Dad: DON'T get a boyfriend! Daughter: okay Also daughter: * gets a girlfriend instead *

4:32, Dad’s shirt: Get a job Understand i don’t like you I’m everywhere You hurt her, i hurt you Be home 30 minutes early Get a lawyer If you lie to me, i will find out She’s my princess, not you conquest I don’t mind going back to jail Whatever you do to her, I will do to you Someone: i have a boyfriend! Someone’s dad: I have a gun!

"Guns don't kill people, dads with pretty daughters do". Lol

daughter:I have a new boyfriend ! father:oh,good I have a new gun ! 😂😂 well all were amazing !!

Why don't Mom's make boys stay away from girls.

We have three daughters, however, I’m the overprotective one, and my husband is way to chill about every thing.

"Whatever you do to my daughter. I will do to you" Son-in-law: Are you hard enough?

1:03 lol she had her hand over not so it said * I'm allowed to date. Ever.*

How fathers react Boys "Dad I got a gf!" "Yeah sure congrats son" Girls "Dad I got a bf" *the Dad grabs a shotgun from under his bed* "STAY AWAY FROM HIM"

Other countries Me: Dad? Dad: Yes Me: I got a gf Dad: Oh great what's her name Here in India Me: D..dad? Dad: Ok what's her name? Me: no n..nothing Dad: it's ok you can tell

I like how the dad bought the baby a shirt that said ” I’m not allowed to date. Ever” But the baby covers the ”Not”

At least you had to faced 1 man. My sister boyfriend (now her husband) have to faced a dad and 3 brothers 😁 My eldest a Cop, the 2nd a lawyer and me, Army 😂😂

No-one: Not a soul: Nobody: Dads: WELL THATS THE END OF ALL OUR DAUGHTERS BOYFRIENDS!

I don’t k why parents prefer there sons having gf... ITS NOT FAIR

Anyone dad is ❤️ king for her daughter.....🔥🔥❤️

1:09 she’s covering the “not”😂😂

If I do get a boyfriend my mom would be like “omg congrats honey!” And my dad be like • how old is he • how did you meet • dose he like the dodgers • where dose he see himself in 4 years • we MUST have a conversation • we HAVE TO have dinner to see how he acts Me 🤦‍♀️

I'm a female. My father won't stop being overprotective. When I started high school he said that If I have any problems with boys tell him and he said he'd 'talk to them' (with emphasis)

They’re so lucky to have a Dad that actually cares :D ..

I love my dad, best guy I've ever met!!

The best one has to be #05 (0:38) "Guns don't kill people, dad with pretty daughters do". Excellent 😏

“Why don’t I have grandkids yet?”

1:52 That One I Mean The One Literally Killed. me 😂😂😂

Sometimes it is gonna be annoying but I love my dad.😘🇹🇷

Overprotective dads...ok! But that is better that absent dads indeed!

Instead of trying to keep girls away from boys, how about raising your sons right and teach them how to treat women with respect

My Brother: Dad I got a girlfriend. My Dad: Awesome son! I hope it lasts just like your mom and I. Me: Dad i met this guy. My Dad: (Grabs his AR from beside him and his 9mm from underneath his pillow) "Nope, not letting you leave the house without me again." So true!🤣

These dads are ready when a zombie apocalypse happens

my dad left when i was 3 . i don't remember him much. i never got to see him properly. most of my friends have dads. i once cried myself to sleep. i wanted to see a dad. my dad. im nine now and some people don't understand how this can harm a child. be thankful for both ur parents they love you thank you for reading my story. i don't want any hate in the comments please. also before u post something online think if its gonna make the world upset or happy.we already have enough hate thanks for listening to my story EDIT:thank you everyone for these kind comments it means loads edit2: you guys are the best your all so suportive it means the world to me

I used being Daddy's little girl back then... I missed my Daddy 🥺 He's passed away last year from Parkinson 😭😭😭 Rest in Peace my first Love...

Dad: No dating my daughter! Daughter: Dad didn’t you have to date mom? Dad: Erm.. shaddap!

I'm sad I don't have a dad to be so over protective of me 😔😔 but anywho I got a mom whose more deadly than a venomous snake and all the dad's combined times a 100 😂😂😂

Oh...god... At #14 I feel bad for the boy who is taking her. 😂 poor poor boy..

Me: That truth my dad always overprotect me Also me: This why I'm single forever T-T

Dad: *Is overprotective about daughter with boys* Daughter: *Says she has a girlfriend* Dad: **Surprised pikachu face**

1:32 Dad: Whatever you do to my daughter I will do to you Husband: I will never think about having children from your daughter 😅

My dad: you aren’t allowed to bate any boys Me: dates a girl My dad: confused screaming

My Indian parents throughout my school and college: No talking to girls, and no dating okay? My parents now that I'm 27: Come on, you can tell us if you have a gf. 😭😭😭😭😭

Why do dads have to be this protective, I mean fathers like these raise their daughters to be independant. So if they choose a boyfriend it is out of their intelligence they where given or taught by their fathers and yet they act like there daughters bf are maniacs

Rules for dating my daughter: 1) she makes all the moves 2) things only go as far as she determines 3) the road is a road not a track; if you want to drive like you're on a track, you will go to the local track. 4) the time agreed to be home is the final time agreed to. Plan accordingly as late will be severely detrimental to extending that time in the future.

Daughter:dad I have a new boyfriend. Dad: break up with him now!

In high school whenever I brought a new boyfriend home to meet my parents, my dad would conveniently be in the middle of sharpening knives, practicing archery, cleaning firearms, or shoveling in the backyard. My relationships never lasted long after these instances lol.

My dad: no dating boys till college (I’m a girl) Me: *gets girlfriend* Edit: we broke up…

this is why you never date before you're 30, dads are everywhere

me: DAD I HAVE A BOYFRIEND! dad: GREAT! Now I can test my new gun :D

Girl friend: exist Her and my dad: *So you have chosen death* .

Dad: Stay away from boys! Girls: Ah so that means stay away from you too?

Sooo you know how it says “whatever you do to my daughter I’ll go it to you” so what if the boyfriend and daughter kiss would the father and the boyfriend also kiss? 😏

I would be like “DAD CALM DOWN YOU MARRIED MOM WHY CAN’T I HAVE A B-FRIEND”

It makes me sick how dads/overprotective brothers think it's okay to control their daughter's/sister's dating, clothing choices..etc. even though they never did it to their sons/younger brothers Stop controlling your kids/siblings Side note: stop pestering your son on when he's getting a s/o

Can we stop glorifying this behaviors from parents? Y’all think it’s funny but it’s extremely toxic and unhinged.

0:11 SAVAGEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

All the dislikes from boyfriend's

Nothing funny about toxic double standards

You men are like this because you guys were once that dude that was using girls for one thing. So the reason why you’re overprotective of your daughter is because you are afraid she will fall in the arms of a guy like you. Take the rapper T. I for instance.

As an protective dad.....I approve this message!

i do find those kind of protections are sweet 💕💕 really miss my dada since the very first time he flew away to heaven almost 15 years ago..he's never get a chance to see me married a man who just like him. love you,dada..😢💔

That pic of the daughter going to disco and all the boys in the house have sledgehammers or guns is hilarious🤣 2:32

My dad: do you have a boyfriend? Me: no My dad: a girlfriend? Me: no My dad: so your single? Me: No, I have two boyfriends (love triangle) (*dad takes a gun*) Me: oh shit 💀

Teens with protective parents usually end up either pregnant or getting themselves involved with the wrong crowd. Your first parenting skill should be setting examples at home for your children to follow from an early age on then you wouldn’t have to worry about being a protective parent while they are almost grown up.

My dad is pretty relaxed about it overall, but once my sister had her boyfriend over, and he was unbelievably standoffish and passive aggressive. It was hilarious.

I suppose "dad" forgot he was once in the "boy" position

First time I met my girlfriends dad he came out of the back room carrying a rifle. She got soooo mad with me. I wound up going in the back room with him talking shop things and actually buying the gun. I guess the intimidation thing didn’t work on me. She actually didn’t talk to me for a day after that for “abandoning” her. LOL. Guys, no matter what you just can’t win. Don’t even try.

Dad: I am gonna train you.. Me: On what Dad? Dad: How to shoot guns duhh. To stay away from boys. I miss my dad being over protective Its been months when he has passed away..

my dad has nothing to worry about. 1. im not pretty 2. im lesbian

I give mass props to these men playing it safe yet hilariously, truly legendary stuff 😂😂😂

Overprotective dad's like this make girls scared of their bodies and sexuality. It's not funny, it's harmful.

33. She"s my princess. Not your Conquest 👍👍👍

I have an extremely overprotective dad. So once I was running on the track during PE and one of the guys in my class caught up to me and ran with me which I didn’t mind. I told my dad and he stormed out of the house with the broomstick....

2:28 - This is definitely something my brothers and dad would do.

Honestly it's kind of really disgusting how all of these dads act like they own there daughters. Like it's not even 1% cute. It's just overbeating and ecspecially creepy how they want too control there daughters.

This is the shirt I was wearing on Dad's day: "Sorry boys", daddy says " No dating". 😂😂😂

"DONT EVER PLAN TO HAVE A BOYFRIEND" -mom

Lol was question number 5 really "Which is the first bone you want broken?" 😅😂🤣

Daughters know what love are , And Dad knows what boys are

Hahahaha these look so much adorable and sensible. These kids are blessed to have these kind of dads. They can bet their lives to save their kids from anything bad from this world.

Everyone’s saying how this is cute , not realizing that teens with the most overprotective parents end up getting in the most trouble. 🤷🏽‍♀️

My dad: No boyfriends. Me: Alright. A few years later: Also me: Dad, I got a girlfriend! Dad: Damn.

Number 16 killed me lol.. "Application to date my daughter "😂😂

My dad tells me "If you ever get a boyfriend, I'll be ok with it" but *NOT JOKING* My dad has a sword in his closet... I'm not taking any chances

“Whatever u do to her I’ll do to u “😳😏😏😏😏

Son has a girlfriend Dad: that's my boy !!! Daughter has a boyfriend Dad:

Creepy dads

Dad: whatever you do to my daughter I will do to you Bf: what if we have s*x Dad: I don’t care

Oh god... as a girl who grow up with 3 older brothers and being daughter of a marine guy. Trust me everyone, every guy in my town was scared of me and I never got to date my crush. Even tho he liked me too... :( But having a strong and loving and caring father with 3 brothers in my life was good after all. Cause they were the only men in my life who loved me truly and never hurt me💕

dad: no getting a boyfriend!!!! girl: dad I'm lesbian -_-

2:03 the dating application is hilarious!!

Dads are so awesome! I have a relationship with a guy for about 4 years. He is my first one. After me and my bf were together for one year, my daddy without telling me, told my bf that he wants them to have a talk. He told him that since we have a serious relationship, he'd better not hurt me cause I am like a blossoming flower. Beautiful but fragile. So he told him that he wouldn't allow my bf to prevent this flower from blossoming or hurt it in any way. Whatever happens to his little flower, would be my boyfriend's fault. So he told him to take care of that precious flower. And pray to God that he has found me. I didn't know about this. My bf kept his word to my father and hasn't told me anything. Recently I entered my bf's account on fb cause he wanted to change some settings on privacy but he didn't know how, so he let me do it. Without wanting it, a message caught my eye with someone telling to my bf: yeah my girlfriend's father is the same. So I opened it reluctantly and saw the whole discussion. My bf was telling this story with my dad to his friend. And he told his friend that a man keeps his promise and won't tell me ever. I was so moved both by my dad and my bf

If your mom and dad dated why will they not want the daughter/son to date -.- parent logic :0

4.37 “ I AM EVERYWHERE “ 😹😹😹😹