What was your favorite joke?

Johnny Appleseed, born John Chapman in 1774 was a reverend and pioneer conservationist who introduced Apple trees into large parts of Pennsylvania, Ohio, Illinois, Indiana and Ontario by establishing nurseries from which people could purchase sapplings

Fun fact: In the Salem witch trials no witch was every actually burned. Most of them were hung and some were crushed with huge stones. Burning was a European thing.

mr terry: "i apologize on behalf of my ancestors" as a german, i feel you...

As far as I know, Paul Bunyan was a real person who was really tall for the time. He wasn't like Godzilla tall, only like a foot taller than the average person. I'm not sure where the ox came from though.

His face after the "wood and Trojans" joke...

21:04 - In some parts of Swedish folklore, the witches were said to have been riding on a flying cow. The cow being upside down and flying backwards. This came from witnesses who claimed to have seen it with their own eyes. This was part of the Swedish hysteria surrounding witches and the burning there of.

Speaking of troy and Achilles, my theory is that achilles is that the story is that his armor was super strong, that it made him seem invincible, but because of the exposed skin in his sandals, he was able to get killed

You should watch through Futurama. One of the running gags is how Fry, a guy from the past who was accidentally frozen and wakes up in the far future, is constantly running across things the future folks get wrong about history. Plus, it's just a hilarious and entertaining show.

21:00 the witches riding the broom came from people witnessing some ceremonies where "witches' would get on brooms (made of straw) and jump as high as they could to show the wheat (also straw ... sort of) how tall to grow. then as how most things go, the stories got more and more exaggerated in each retelling, till they were said to be flying (like superman)

BTW, the story with the Trojan Horse is a bit more complicated. First, it had no "wheels". Second, they made a complicate ruse leaving a "disgruntled Greek" behind, who would tell the trojans that if they put the horse inside the city, the city will be protected by the gods. Third, the trojans didn´t buy it. Laokoon, a priest of Apollo (or Poseidon, depends who you read) said loudly "I am sure the belly of that horse is full of warriors" and threw a javelin to the horse, and it sounded hollow. The trojans started gathering wood under it to burn it down. But Laokoon had been passionately hugging some priestess in the temple, and Apollo (or Poseidon) was very pissed. So suddenly two very big snakes came out of the water and ate him and his sons alive. The trojans saw this as a warning of the gods, so they stopped the destruction of the horse and brought it inside. Edited> typos, grammar.

Paul Bunyan is a legendary hero and enormous lumberjack in American and Canadian folklore. The figure originated in the oral tradition of North American loggers and was subsequently popularized in a 1916 advertising leaflet for the Red River Lumber Company by freelance writer William B. Laughead (1882-1958). Historians think Bunyan was modeled in part on a real lumberjack: Fabian Fournier, a French-Canadian timberman who traveled south after the Civil War and worked as the foreman of a logging team in Michigan. Fournier's mythology fused with that of another French-Canadian lumberman, Bon Jean, through time. By the early 20th century, both men had become associated with an entire nation of people called Canada who lived in large forests and liked to listen to stories at night. Bunyan first appeared in print in 1900 in a collection of poems called The Lumberjack. The poet and journalist William Allen White wrote the introduction to this book. It tells the story of Bunyan trying to save his family business from going under. To do this, he goes to work for the largest company in their town, which happens to be owned by his relatives. However, Bunyan soon realizes that working for money is not what matters most in life. It is how you treat others that counts. With no other options left, he decides to go north into the big woods and make his living cutting trees. Since then, Bunyan has become a popular figure in America. He appears in comic books, television shows, and movies. There are even two national parks named after him. One is in Minnesota and the other in Maine.

19:55 Funnily enough, there's actually a Gilbert & Sullivan opera where, while the witch doesn't escape being burned, she does place a curse on her persecutor's family line so they have to commit daily crime or perish in agony, which sets the conflict for the protagonist who's a descendant of that line. The opera is called _Ruddigore_ , for those curious.

14:28 Lord knows I'm not overly in love with the historical anthologies, but Homer's song here cracks me up every time.

My favorite Simpsons history was when they did Lewis and Clark. I also liked when they did Mozart, and Queen Elizabeth I.

You're the type of history teacher that there should be more of in this world. Making history interesting is a challenge in of itself, and you pull it off flawlessly.

A small correction/addition, most what we associate with the greeks comes from the minoans, one of the early cultures on the island of crete. The mycenians later took oder the minoan land and culture after it was weakened by natural catastrophes. Overwise fun and informational video as always!

Paul Bunyan was a folk tell mostly know in Minnesota (I believe) for “creating” the Great Lakes and the many lakes in Minnesota and the blue Ox was Paul’s friend after Paul freed the Ox from a trap but that’s the most I know from the story

I love your vibe, Mr. Terry! Can't pinpoint what exactly it is, just the ... motivation you give of. Pretty neat! Thanks for explaining some of those jokes.

I was told in my witchcraft history class(we cover Britain, Germany/central Europe and Salem) that the stereotypical female witch riding a broom came from because woman cleaned the house back in those days that was the tool commonly associated seeming for male witches because most men did farm work male which is why male witches ride pitch forks.

The story of Paul Bunyan was one I was curious about as well. Aparently according to some sources (museums, the internet, etc....) Paul Bunyan was largely based off a real lumberjack named Fabian Fournier, a rather large man for his time (6' back then).

If I remember rightly, one theory of why witches are associated with brooms is actually from Germanic beer brewers, but I can't find my source anymore. Shame too, as it was a very well-drawn comic strip

I dig the way your brain works. You see something unusual and immediately ask where it came from instead of just accepting it like we’ve all been our whole lives. These vids are awesome

I love the cut away's to the history, ancient Egypt has to be one of my favourite subjects

13:50 - Babe was born during the "blue" snow. So, of course, she's blue. Though, I think I heard somewhere that she was a calf who died from the cold, and while Paul Bunyan was able to revive her, she retained the "blue" color from the cold.

Some small mistakes, the Sphinx does not predate the pyramids. It’s widely accepted by Egyptologists that the Sphinx was commissioned by the Pharaoh Khafre in the late 25th century BC. That’s after the Great Pyramid of Khufu was built. Khufu was Khafre’s father, and Khafre would not inherit the throne until after the death of his brother and predecessor Djedefre. Also, the Great Pyramids at Giza are only a few of the many dozens of pyramids built in Saqqara. Many of them are older than both the Sphinx and the Great Pyramids. The very first was Djoser’s step pyramid, designed by his grand vizier Imhotep. The great pyramids also don’t really include any significant nods to Osiris or Isis. They were built using predominantly Heliopolitan cosmology, which held Ra, Atum, Khepri and Khnum in particular esteem. Cults of Osiris and Isis emerged much much later. Also Egyptian ceremonial writings are hieroglyphs, not hieroglyphics.

I instantly see that I will like this guy. This is my first video watch of the channel. I see a Mario mushroom, Fallout mascot, and a Destiny goast. I immediately know I will like this channel. The background decor really displays your personality so that is what I look at first with new youtubers I discover.

your side informations are so interesting! i love it

Just one point I need to mention regarding the 100 years war. It wasn't necessarily the gunpowder which bought the English to lose the war. The English army had been using cannons for about a 100 years. During the battle of Crecy, the English used their cannons on the battlefield for the first time and used them again in the seige of Halfleur. The main reasons for England's collapse was firstly because of political infighting within the English nobility, Henry VI was a child at this time and various barons bickered of who would be the King's protector when they should have been concentrating on consolidation. France saw this weakness and banded together behind the Dauphin and of course Joan D'Arc. Not only this, but France recognised by now that Feudal armies were becoming obsolete and started to move towards professional soldiers and mercenaries. Cannon fire was used by the French against English held castles on a couple of occasions, but by the time the French had took their crown back, Henry was already facing losing his own English crown against members of his own family. ... and we all know what happened after that. It was ironic that the same thing that caused France's crown to fall to the English was the same reason that England's crown fell to the descendents of the king who started the war in the first place. Is that hubris??? Kinda sounds like hubris.

People accused of witchcraft during the Salem Witch Trials were mostly hanged rather then burned at the stake.

Regarding the broom: I once saw a video on that topic. The idea proposed was that witches were just brewing beer to make a nice buck. When others started to enter the buisiness, the easiest way to get rid of them was accusing them of witchcraft. So there you get the kettle. The cat was for hunting mice, since you were likely to get some in that business and the broom was probably just for cleaning and maybe eveh hung above the door to indicate, you could get beer there. If i can find it, I try to post the link.

18:28 I'm loving your history yarns (g'day from Australia). May I suggest that as in Australia in the 1800s, Chinese Gold hunters also traveled to the US in search of Gold? In Far North Queensland, Australia the Chinese had a huge presence, and opium was a fairly well-known drug at that time. Oh, and I'm also loving the clips you're reacting to. Loved the Family Guy 'Roasting Every Country', and I'm really enjoying this one. I'll sub and may have to binge-watch some of your content.

5:19 that is incorrect Champillion didnt use the Rosetta stone to decipher the hieroglyphs he used Coptic to work out Demotic and then used Demotic to translate the hieroglyphs . Common misperception though .

2:14 The Sphinx doesn't predate the Pyramids, most historians generally attribute it to Khafre, the son of Khufu (who built the Great Pyramid), who also built the 2nd largest Pyramid at Giza. This is generally assumed because Khafre also build a larger funerary complex around his pyramid, that also connected to the Sphinx, which was probably carved out of the rock that was left during the excavation of the quarry for his pyramid.

Fun fact: Godzila's real name is Gordon Zillias, he had his name legally changed after he turned 18 to distance himself from his family who had a bad reputation for causing wonton destruction in the old country. But old habits came back to haunt, and the rest is history.

The Simpsons are so old that the memories from previous episodes could be added to this list :D

Would love to see your reaction to Rammsteins "Deutschland" Musicvideo. It goes through german history from the roman empire until today, with many details most viewers dont even get. Seeing a history teachers reaction to it would be so nice!

The Tim Sawyer thing, I thought he was hiding in the rafters at his own funeral.

The boat scene reminded me of "The Outlaw Josey Wales." "Well, Mr. Carpetbagger, we got somethin' in this territory called a Missoura boat ride..."

Just found this channel. Its my new favorite

Sphinx doesn't pre-date the pyramids. It was built along with Khafre's pyramid -likely uncovered when they were building the causeway and they couldn't move the stone. Today the causeway is crooked and goes around the Sphinx, which is most likely the face of Khafre.

Don't feel too bad, Mr. Terry. If I recall correctly, Marge was a witch. So your ancestors were completely justified.

The Paul Bunyan story Started in Bangor Maine, when lumber was in big demand, it was also said that Paul was lonely so he found a Ox in the "Blue" Ridge mountains where he would wrestle with the Ox, day Babe (the Ox) threw Paul down and it was said that when Paul got up he had to leverage himself by digging in the ground, giving us the Finger Lakes in New York. One day when Paul and Babe were so tired Paul was dragging his ax on the ground giving us the Grand Canyon. Then he got to old and settled in Washington State 🙄

one of my favorites was Mr. Burns hitting a Cray computer "you call this a super computer?"

The riding of brooms myth came from an old rural English tradition where on the full moon after the first planting, the townsfolk would go out into the field, stand astride brooms and leap into the air to show the crops how high they wanted them to grow.

Have to make the obvious comment that neither the French nor British flags shown in the Hundred Years' War part are accurate to the period! And Joan was captured by the Burgundians, and given to the English.

the buffalos joining in on the laughter while looking at each other in worry and uncertainty is just wonderful comedy 😂also when homer starts believing that he killed all the buffalo and starts crying in apparent remorse only to then spot two more and shoot them right away, then return to crying in remorse, as if actually worried, can be seen as a pretty deep critique of some aspects of societies and humanity as a whole, in my opinion. the simpsons were really packing a punch back in their heyday.

As far as i am aware, Johnny Appleseed was a actual person. The story I heard goes that the US Govt had so much land after the Louisiana purchase that they were giving it away to anyone that could "tend" to it. So John Chapmann gathered as many apple cores and seeds from cider mills as he could and just threw them everywhere he went on his way west to "Claim" the land as his nursery. The man, as you might expect, was mad as a hatter. But there is a memorial to him at his birth site in Massachusetts.

Man, you'll love Futurama then, they have lots of historic jokes and even, being on year 3000 (and so on) they invent a lot of fake historic events wich some are alamingly possible xD

Can someone explain to me the ,,wood and trojans'' joke? I dont get it. Is it some english joke? I dont speak english that well so idk.

7:27-7:35 I’m sorry, but his instant disappointment was just the best 😂

The thing to note about the current hypothesized location of Troy is that the original discoverer didn't even realize what he actually found at the time. For many years, they thought they were just working on an isolated site, but the more that the area around them kept getting dug up by modern workers, the more sites they kept finding. It wasn't until they started finding government structures that they realized that there was an entire city buried under the dirt.

I recall reading somewhere that in parts of Europe, when these women would meet in their covens, they would brew halocins - hence the whole cauldron thing - and then paint the concoction on their bodies with something akin to a broom...hence the broomstick being associated with witches.

Johnny Appleseed aka John Chapman, came from Leominster, MA (Also home of the pink plastic lawn flamingo). If I recall, there was a study done re: The Odyssey, trying to identify the various events from the voyage. Our local library in Fitchburg, MA had copies of the Salem trials transcripts.

Never been this early to a mr terry vid sadly cant watch whole vid for now cuz its 11:58 pm in my country and i need to sleep havent watched it yet but i know this will be a great vid!

where broom riding comes from: pagan ritual of dancing with poles, or the best nearest pole-like household appliance, the broom. Now only seeing paintings of these dances could be interpreted as flying on the broom. (Cauldron comes from brewing beer btw.)

This is one of the best ones so far

Just found your channel, really enjoying it. With regards to Salem, I too recently discovered an ancestral tie to the witch trial. In my case, my 9x great grandmother was one of the victims, Rebecca Nurse. No worries, I forgive you and your ancestors. BTW, you forgot to mention that no one at Salem was burned. One, Giles Corey, was pressed to death. The rest were hanged.

Im not sure if you've seen the show, but I think you would really like Stargate SG1. Its a sci-fi show, but a lot of the stuff they deal with has to do with myths or ancient religions being based in reality, the ancient gods were alien races, and they cover a bunch of other mythology like Atlantis, King Arthur, and more.

The builders were also given a burial place of Honour beside the pyramids. I remember when they found them, everyone was talking about the discovery in the archaeology community.

8:15 "you just destroyed Altantis" 😂😂😂

I'm not sure if Tom hiding in the rafters was in the written stories, but I do recall that scene from the 1995 movie "Tom & Huck" starring Johnathan Taylor Thomas as Tom Sawyer and Brad Renfro as Huckleberry Finn.

21:09 Riding a broom comes from the Slavic folklore. In Slavic language "broom" (miotła) is the same word as "thrower" (miotacz) and "sword" (miecz). And in Slavic folklore ancient kings and gods were flying across world on a long, metal stick throwing flames from the backside. (Polish orthography used for Slavic words) There is a legend about king Samon (Zamo) in 630AD flying on a thrower/broom to meet prophet Mehmed flying on carpet (in Arabic "carpet" and "room" are the same word: "divan"), it suprisingly coincides with a legend about Mayan king Pacal also flying on a broom behind Ocean for some high council. Remember that rocket-engine is much, much, much easier to build and to use than normal piston-engine. Where the tradition sais were landing places for wizzards/wiches, now we build stadiums and actual airports, and it is usually perfectly geodetically in line between "woman" churches (st. Mary, st. Claire) in all the Central and Eastern Europe.

IIRC, the term is either "hieroglyphic writing(s)" or "hieroglyphs;" "hieroglyphics" is kinda like trying to make an adjective a noun. Great video!

- Barney appeared to represent Dionysus in the Odyssey skit. - I've actually heard that the association of witches with brooms originally was originally with the plant 'broom' and later transferred to the cleaning utensil it was commonly made into

Johnny Appleseed was born in Leominster MA, the rest stop on Route 2 in Leominster is called the Johnny Appleseed Visitors' Center. He was a missionary for the Swedenborgian (The New Church) and besides apple trees (of a variety only useful for making cider) he also planted dogfennel, now regarded as a noxious and invasive weed.

Keep going sir, I like your videos👍

Johnny Appleseed was Joh Chapman, a Swedenborgian minister who moved through Pennsylvania, Ohio, and Indiana in the late 18th and early 19th centuries. At the time, planting orchards was a common method of developing land for claims. Chapman often went into an uncleared area ahead of other settlers and tried to start the process.

great vid as always! :D PD: For sure would you one day react to Monument Mythos please? It would be really cool :0

John Chapman, AKA Johnny Appleseed was what we might consider today an orchard consultant. He went through the Ohio valley assisting and sometimes planting and maintaining apple orchards. He is buried in Fort Wayne, IN.

witches riding broomsticks came from the sale and marketing of ale in the late middle ages. Ale makers and sellers were primarily women selling the excess ale from that week's batch. It was made in/served out of cauldrons, and the women would wear large pointed hats in markets and on the streets to signal that they were currently selling ale. Later, alehouses used bundles of sticks (aka broomsticks) as signage to indicate they sold ale. Cats were also associated with witches, because ale was made of grain, and brewers often kept cats to keep rodents out of their brewing grain.

13:18 There were horns on viking helmets, but only on certain viking helmets. The ones that chose to add horns to them. You can actually see such traditions all over the world, adding feathers, horns or other stuff to their armour, it was cool.

Another historical fun fact: "Fire!" as a command to archers or catapults didn't exist. This command came up after the invention of early gunpowder powered weapons, and it was telling the shooters to light the fuses, which means that it took a while between the command and the shot.

The broom riding is associated with the Women who ran bars, that’s also where the cauldron and large hats also come into witch folklore

Chief Wiggum was originally based on Edward G Robinson. Kinda cool they have Wiggum playing the "Slave Overseer" as Edward G Robinson played Dathan (the slave Overseer) in the movie The Ten Commandments.

Paul Bunyan is a legend that comes to the States from Quebcois (French Canadian) immigrants. The same character exists in Quebec " Bon Jean" or in old french bugne. The first reference to him in the States is in Michigan, where many French Canadians settled.

that german archeologist was heinrich schliemann he found troy in the 1870s

The shafts in the great pyramid were actually used to haul the massive granite slabs over the kings chamber. The great step, before the it was cemented over, had a rope groove carved into it and there is grease all along the edges of the largest shaft.

13:45 - IIRC, Babe, the blue ox was caught outside in the coldest winter in history. It was so cold, even the snow turned blue. This blue snow dyed Babe's hide blue, and even after he was found and warmed up, he never went back to his original color. 21:04 - The brooms were originally "flying sticks". Supposedly, witches wrapped twigs around them to disguise them as brooms. Also, the witches only thought they were flying, because they used hallucinogenics.

7:33 lmao. My brain, "How's he gonna field that one?" Mr.Terry: sidestep and a head bob. Difficultly averted.

For Paul I believe it was lumberjack’s telling tall tales similar to how you described the Greek gods. I also believe it was also partly because of they limited the amount of trees they cut down they would talk about how it was actually one tree the size of 5 😉😉

Re: longbows vs. crossbows-longbows took a lot of practice (laws in England prescribed how often & penalties), as well as a good diet. Part of the reason the French called the English “rosbifs” aka roast beef.

The earliest known image of witches on brooms dates to 1451, when two illustrations appeared in the French poet Martin Le Franc's manuscript Le Champion des Dames (The Defender of Ladies). In the two drawings, one woman soars through the air on a broom; the other flies aboard a plain white stick.

Yay for vault boy on the desks!

From what I looked up, if I recall right, a person was spying in the forest while a group was doing a cerebration where they danced around a bonfire. Some had brooms and the way they danced around the bonfire made the person think they was flying.

Mr. Terry looks high AF. That or he cried of laughter while making this ;)

Him: “furious Typers, there were no horns on Vikings helmets Me:” there not called buffalo there bison

That was great, man, new sub! I will some other reactions from family guy 😁

I like to think of mythology as tall tales from warriors, not sure if that’s true but it makes enough sense that I use it to make sense of where those authors were coming from

great vid👍😁

18:05 Don't know about buying opium in a pouch, but laudanum (opiated brandy) would have been a fairly common medicine at the time.

Story about the finding of troy. There were actually a bunch of different cities in troy location (want to say up to even like 10 different cities through the ages) The guy who found it theorized one of the lower cities (the farther down you go older you go) was the mythical troy. And in process of going to it destroyed a lot of the upper layers and newer cities. We know theorize that the mythological troy that could of possibly been sacked by the Mycenaean was one of the higher up ones that the guy destroyed

Witch flying on brooms came about from old pagan rituals where they were trying to make the crops grow by dancing leaping high into the air while mounted on the brooms, pitchforks, and poles like they were horses.

opium is actually from the middle east and come from a flower called the poppy. (very pretty flower, usually red. my grandma had some in her back yard many years ago.) more specifically you cut the bulb that becomes the flower and harvest the milk like substance that comes out and dry it into a powder. it's been around for a very long time.

Incredibly funny!😂😂😂 Woman showing ankle in 19th century photo: you calling it "old time immorality".😂😂

Living on Lake Michigan, I know this one! Yes, Paul Bunyan and Babe was a folktale to explain how the Great Lakes we're formed

Just finished the family guy one and this banger drops, teaching more than modern education systems.

Mr. Terry you have an awsome channel, i was just correcting you about the cannon. the cannon is an european invention from hungary while the gunpowder and fire works is chinese.

What I know from German folklore, witches would ride on branches or brooms (or anything long and made of wood) to the peak of the Brocken (a mountain in the "Harz" mountain range) on Walpurgis, in order to celebrate the witch-sabbat.

I fall asleep 17 times watching your video, Good job putting me to sleep. Hope you stundents far bettter.