This is the downstairs living room

Always worth the wait for Bed's videos

He's making fucking Mac and Cheese.

@@tasertag7513 and nobody can stop me!

@@PushyPillow It is most commonly used for watching television and other recreational purposes

Yeah,you said that already,let’s keep moving on.

*Why is he doing this*

This is the best comment by far 😂😂

Pat Lapierre No, this is the downstairs living room. Didn’t you read?

@@SatisfactoryBro yeah, you said this already.. let's keep moving on.

Also, is the knight's armor really bulletproof, or is that just a mod? Regardless, I really like that scene. The guards at the Providence hangout really remind me of comic-book henchmen.

@@nathanwise1608 The knight outfit is damage resistant.

Does anyone know what the song at roughly 5:06 is? I'm copy-pasting this, not a bot, I swear.

@@RandomInternetStranger2 years late but it’s Ave Maria

@@epico1620 Oh trust me, I got my answer, about a few dozen times over.

"There's a... problem with the toilet."

Does anyone know what the song at roughly 5:06 is? I'm copy-pasting this, not a bot, I swear.

@@RandomInternetStranger Ave Maria

@@maximusthedude8305 Already got dozens of answers, but thank you anyway.

I love the quick cuts where he's just blindly shooting an Uzi in random directions

LOL, more like they stole his Silverballer (his go to gun)

How About they stole 47’s suit case and he killed EVRYONE to get it and his NOT GETTING THE SUIT CASE!!!!!!

They stole my fish

They stole my suit

Stolen comment lul

Ikr?

Fuckers not even a minute in and he’s already breaking the game. I love it

Its the downstairs

@@Gabriel__Marques Living room

Agreed! I’ve come back to this masterpiece 2 years later for the feels

When the hitman 3 video comes out its gonna be banging harder than The Big Bang

This ain’t low effort its not shit

This ain’t that chief this is art

Its not a shitpost, it is a movie.

@@damianlerch583 Dude is gonna make his own Avengers: Endgame

Right? This video was in 4k ffs. Nuts

ÜberführerBöhm Erwin uwu

Why can't I delete replies

*_banana_*

@JLupeGGV Angel *_BANANA_*

BestAtNothing If ban says a hitman video is good a hitman video is good

Well i wasn’t expecting you here

O mah gahd ban is hear and im the 3rd commenter

How much would you sacrifice to collaborate with Bed Best?

This is the downstairs living room...

Does anyone know what the song at roughly 5:06 is? I'm copy-pasting this, not a bot, I swear.

@@RandomInternetStranger Ave Maria

12:23

@@RandomInternetStranger Hitman Blood Money ave maria

I burst out laughing when the desk lady said "sir please calm your shit".

Thank you too for typing this out. Now I don't have to lol.

Does anyone know what the song at roughly 5:06 is? I'm copy-pasting this, not a bot, I swear.

@@RandomInternetStranger Ave Maria

True

@@RandomInternetStranger ave maria, the song has been out through the whole hitman series

DanRoom27 P R A I S E D U C C

I have no words to describe what I feel when I read your comment. Maybe absurd hilarity. The 47 : d u c c had me not in stitches but in baring glaring canyon-like open wounds

“This changes everything”

I genuinely can see this being a action comedy TV show or a movie trilogy where the super serious assassin murders his victims all the while getting into silly situations. Popping out of bushes, stealing muffins, wearing silly disguises, accidentally blowing his cover then a moment of awkward silence and then murdering the witnesses 8:33

@@MicTheOni its called "barry" its on hbo

True

Yes

@Bryn no, Ubisoft need to hire him for sure, every bug is a part of gameplay.

Does anyone know what the song at roughly 5:06 is? I'm copy-pasting this, not a bot, I swear.

@@RandomInternetStranger Ave Maria hitman

does anyone know the name of the first music in the video?

@@sunshy8179 that is Lacrimosa

Jesus Christ died for your sins please repent for the kingdom of heaven is at hand @&$$))((:;()$&(;($&h

Jesus Christ died for your sins please repent for the kingdom of heaven is at hand @&$$))((:;()$&(;($&h

This video was honestly that good. Cinematic masterpiece sells it short I think. I honestly wasn't expecting this at all

Its a shame that not everyone appreciates masterpieces such as this

This is the downstairs living room

Hi

frr

Yeah wtf happened at 17:52

Could of used cheat engine to slow the game down to 0.25x and then changed to speed back to normal in editing. Edit: I feel that I have to clarify that didn’t say he WAS cheating. I said he COULD have.

@@westbrooke1174 it's really not that hard to aim like that if you use a mouse and cheat engine doesn't work like that

AleK, Cheat Engine DOES work like that. You can change the game speed to any value from 0 to 500.

does anyone know the name of the first music in the video?

@@sunshy8179 im late but its called Lacrimosa. Mozart

Well he wasnt wrong

Hi

We're gonna stay out

How did you write "Why is he doing this?" that small

SSG Razer. This: lingojam.com/SmallTextGenerator

@The flööfy möth ᵀʰᶦˢ ᶦˢ ᵗʰᵉ ᵈᵒʷⁿˢᵗᵃᶦʳˢ ˡᶦᵛᶦⁿᵍ ʳᵒᵒᵐ

“This is the downstairs living room." “AGAIN? I don’t have the time or the patience for this! I’ll wait by the front door for a little bit, but don’t goof around too long I’m not a patient man.” “Seriously? GET OUT OF MY FACE!

When he popped out of that bush like a mole I absolutely lost it 😂😂

Literally lmao. I have no ass now.

hm, i dont really understand what a "strand type game" is

Carry Shit: The Game

@@pmg9318 Nobody does. For to understand this video is to look at the face of god.

truly hideo and kojima is a genius

zakir naseer who’s thicker? Hideo or MoistKritical?

Bed is now my godfather...

Moral of the story: don't judge a video by its length.

Hi

@@HaCkEr-- bye

Im still waiting on hitman 3

@@papillon1574 You're not alone brother

They did ;) twitter.com/IOInteractive/status/1221825530669957122

@@HITMANCHAOSAGENT45 hell yeah. We want a hitman 3! The detail they put in these games is amazing. Its ashame hitman 2 sold poorly

Makaveli well my friend do I have good news for you

@@HITMANCHAOSAGENT45 Wait, you?! Here?

​@@_._---. Si Signore Ponce ;) Love the epic hitman videos from BedBananas

Hi

And he's right.

@@dhararry7929 Always..

To be fair. I've been doing awesome shit on PCs since before that...

d hararry he priced massive pandemic before 5 years ago, 2015.

Imagine he’s uses a Mac computer lol

Modest pelican is a legend. Remember to stay hydrated

Xenius No. 5 “it’s to die for”

"C'mon man. Act your age. What are you, 46... 48...?" Lol.

Hi

And then he is like: This is the downstairs living room. It is most commonly used for watching television and other recreational purposes. Large room, two easy to get exits, dark floors that hide stains easily, a room with lots of potential

That's fucked up !

Hi

"He's not the boogeyman, he's the man you send to kill the boogeyman."

Good

Fighter 47 or Agent PL?

Agent 47 vs John wick

i cant like this comment help

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I fuckin died, lmfao dude

i dont see it coming

10:12

I tried to pass that mission for like 1 hour trying to understand wtf the game wants from me xDD

XD My dead

Seriously, this is my favorite channel for any gaming videos or anything else. I have watched every 47 video at least once a month for a year now

i couldnt have said it any better.

Rated D for Demonitized. Showings at very select KZfaq channels near you.

I’ve never seen someone try so hard for likes

J T this is one of my fav comments I've seen

This could also just be something you're saying to your bed, early in the morning after having a good dream

Legitimately one of the best videos I've seen on KZfaq this year, holy shit that ending cinematic must have taken so long to get done!

i wanna hit the like for this comment but its now 420, dang man

@@samkwan8963 I got the 1Kth like I guess...

When u see Hitman video uploaded by Bedbananas u know this will be something

He is truly an artist.

I thought exactly the same thing I hope this goes viral as well

Hi

Me too!!!

This is the downstairs living room. It is most commonly used-

Oh no...This again?!

I'm ready to show you the house agaib

sold

@@Place_Holder-cl5hk, no, you don't understand. You see, this is the downstairs living room, it is most commonly used for...

"Why was 6 afraid of 7?"

@@BatziHistory Well played x) I miss naive Castiel

@@missesyourjokes2076 because your mom

@@missesyourjokes2076 Because 7 8 9

@@SirDankleberry But why did 7 eat 9? Because you need 3 square meals a day

Jesus Christ died for your sins please repent for the kingdom of heaven is at hand @&$$))((:;()$&(;($&h

Yeesss

it took 10 months

You weren't exaggerating, this really is a fucking masterpiece

HobosGoneWild you should see his old hitman videos. All the bodies in the bathroom 😖 Edit: oh. I made it to the part. Was wondering if he was gonna do that lol

His cment makes sense with his name am I right hahaha.JK

How do you Edtit

And the basement living room.

Living Room 2: Room Harder

Does anyone know what the song at roughly 5:06 is? I'm copy-pasting this, not a bot, I swear.

@@RandomInternetStranger Ave Maria

What about the downstairs Living room?

Hi

Stay subscribed and you might

It wasn't the first time I saw a cheeseburger break the neck of a man.

@@KytusGame KytusGAME, show me another room, alright?

I totally thought he couldn't top his last ending. I was wrong.

@@justsomeguywhoedits4387 Imagine how this is for me, a person who just found out about this channel. This shit ended my depression.

I thought the art of machinima was dead, i was wrong

Agent 47 orphaned nearly 1000 children this day...

I thought that he made his *Magnus Opus* with planet rust, But he really out did himself this time.

Probably the ol' tape on the screen with a marker dot for a crosshair. Still impressive nonetheless

Pretty sure he slightly sped up the video to make it seem quicker as some of the animations are noticeably faster. But like the other guy said, still impressive.

Edward Nichols im not really sure if he sped it up thou because of the sound in the game doesn't really change

He clearly edited various sections of the audio for this video, adding in voicelines, sfx, ambient noises, etc. I wouldn't put it past him to take the original audio of the clips and adjust them to properly fit the sped up version.

Sam Mitchell Channel most editing software allows you to separate video and audio so it's not too difficult with an hours work for an amateur to make stuff look ok

"Parry this, you filthy casual!"

Christ those Transitions at 20:46

Does anyone know what the song at roughly 5:06 is? I'm copy-pasting this, not a bot, I swear.

average dark souls dex build

@@RandomInternetStranger Ave Maria

just let him make the whole damn game

@@joanofsharc io is no longer square enix

@@devildognick321 why stop there why not a whole movie

Make Bed the bug tester.

@@joanofsharc IOI is now independent, they left Square Enix in 2017. Then Warner Bros became their publishers. But this year they became independent.

How does it feel to donut kakyoin?

Facts

Supreme Leader of *「Z A W A R U D O」* Same man.

PLEASE WATCH THE OTHERS IF YOU HAVENT THEY ARE EXACTLY LIKE THIS

He has a great GTA V video where the ending made me shed a tear, it’s called “GTA 5 Cataclysm if the Mods”

too slow and careless on some parts, if you imagine on real life, but we get the idea, haha.

john wik

Really felt like a John wick moment

You mean by creating impressionist art through blowing piles of fancy dressed bodies into the sky like some sort of James bond opening sequence?

I think it's more John Wick killing machine sort of deal. I saw this comment early and expected something more elegant and thought out than just executing everyone in the room.

And more importantly, never,EVER ,take his DUCKIE!

*cries

*_This is the downstairs dying room._*

This is the downstairs toilet

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Sam Gopnik And I bet he won’t make another video for about 5 months...

Sam Gopnik I don’t think he had been sleeping like AT ALL. Seems like he spent every day working on the video since the previous one.

Making these *VIDEOS* takes up so much energy that not any one being had enough to so intern he must regain his energy

@@urboimatt21 True art takes time , bitch

Your highness we serve to slaughter

And the Oscar goes to...

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Oh hi rimmy! Didn't expect to see you here

Rummy you were here?

Hi Dad

I’m not even surprised you are here too.

Hey everyone it's rimmy

This IS bedtime

Even more historical than my Minecraft parodies. Which frankly isn't that hard to be.

Hi

He is just a victim to his own stupidity, the duck is the one.

By the end,it felt like something cosmic just happened. Some kind of miracle. A miracle of The Almighty Ducky! And thus,goes the tale of Agent 47

Yeah we saw the video

You lack humour

@@mgtowstanleyzoltanov9808 simply repeating lines from the video isn't all that funny, that was the point

MGTOW Stan ”Thing someone said” *Thing that happened* “Thing someone said” If you consider this humour, I feel sorry for you. Commenting actual subtitles isn’t funny, it’s funny in the video but not when some dipshit tries to earn likes on what the content creator worked for.

Kostas anagno No nobody shat in my coffee, but if they would I’d be happier than I get by seeing this shit every comment section and it blocks out the actual comments. He’s not interested in what people thinks about his favourite moment, he’s fishing for likes cus he’s probably 9 years old and this formula is all he knows

Hi

It's best not to question his methods my comrad it could lead to consequences some say its God like power

The beginning uses a camera mod + a glitch involving getting to the top of the map. Firstly, the part with the fisherman. He uses a camera mod to get into that area, and since there is a space between him and 47 he can just cut in between and act like he jumped up. Then he dumps the body and walks into the rest of the pier. From there, it's just walking to the entrance. He's holding an ICA Executive Briefcase from the Executive Pack (in the either Gold or Silver Edition/Expansion Pass) and a Broadsword from Mastery Level 16 in Isle of Sgail. In his loadout, he's also carrying a Remote Breaching Charge from Mastery Level 15 in Sapienza. I'm not sure why he killed a non-player character, since they basically don't exist in the game and only have animations to run away and disappear when shot at 3 times. Probably dramatic effect. Then, he timed it perfectly with the flamingo strolling by. However, it's *not* the same flamingo. That area of the map does not have the potential for that flamingo to somehow cross over. It's the waiting game now, since after that expert jump cut he used Instinct to time Sierra walking out and when to have the breach glitch throw over. Then, after the attack on the runner he used a glitch with the NPC. The reason why the glitch shows up is because he's done a frame-perfect subdue. It's slowed down more than it should though. It is possible to do this glitch and Conner Campbell's KZfaq channel shows you how to do it. However, you will fall down after the subject has fallen to the ground. And no, those cars literally cannot kill you in the game. They are cars that will refuse to collide with 47 at all costs. On the race, an AK-47 falls. This is not possible in the game. Not only does the model only exist in the Marrakesh map, but the falling is similar to a trainer for Hitman 2. Then he shoots, which *is* possible in the game. However, the race cuts early after too many attempts. Now we move onto the Isle of Sgail. Yes, he's using a trainer for this part. He's placed an object inside of the coffin and used a glitch to kill the NPC. Another OOB glitch and we move to Whittleton Creek with yet another OOB glitch. He eliminates all the guards and hides the bodies in crates, and then eliminates Janus using poison. The muffin is possible, but not in the way he shows with the death of a salesman. There are multiple ways to achieve this, but the most likely is that he used a trainer to poison him based on how quick the poison is. The rest is easy to do until the house, where he uses a glitch to "crouch" above. He's using artificial audio clips but natural poison. The bathroom scene is achieved with multiple save files and timing. Probably took him 3 hours to do that entire scene with the bodies. The ICA Executive Briefcase MK 2 can do what is shown when he walks down the stairs. In fact, it's an homage to a glitch involving the briefcase. You can get it by doing the "Best Case Scenario" scenario and beating it. The ending of Creek is done with a camera mod + the beginning of Haven Island. Yes, throwing objects at people in water kills them in this map. It's normal up until we go to Sgail, where he uses YET ANOTHER OOB glitch. Again, normal, but he uses a camera mod later. The timing has to be perfect for the door, and no, he's not using aim assist. It's all natural until another camera, and elimination of a room for the scene with the paintings (again, another mod). He had to get the knight armor from a knight statue, however, and more camera work is required. The shooting scene is done with an invincibility hack and more camera mods. The part with the bodies is natural but with camera mods. And that's the end of the video. Source? I have 1,000 hours in Hitman 2, have unlocked every item, have 100%'ed the entire game, and have a pretty active history in the development of cheats and glitches.

Nah I think it’s god like powers

elijahpepe well. I felt like I just read a script for a behind the scenes video

Obviously bed magic

yes! always left brother!

All hail the returned lord

Does anyone know what the song at roughly 5:06 is? I'm copy-pasting this, not a bot, I swear.

@@RandomInternetStranger ava Maria

@@RandomInternetStranger it is in blood money

@@darkreindeerarchive Mate, this comment is a month old. I promise you, I have gotten more than enough replies to know what the song is.

@@RandomInternetStranger dawg u were the one copy pasting it don't be mad someone actually gave an answer

"YOU DON'T WANNA MESS WITH ME TODAY!"

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The heaven has chosen you. _You looked in you pocket and found a free heaven pass_ "Neet"

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