when you kill people but someone saw you: ''Oopsie Daisy''

I can’t believe he didn’t completely commit to the cosplay and become bald

Glubbert will live on in our memories forever as the worlds greatest hitman, the real main character.

"Oh, hey guys what's up?" "Slime, this is an intervention. You need to stop snapping people's necks" krrrck "What do you mean?" "Slime!" "What?" "SLIME!" krrrck

Charlie: *titles his video hitting on men* *Schlatt has entered the chat*

"Hitting on men?" Why is it that when my friends do that, they're players, but when *I* do it, I get called "the big gay?"

The fact that Charlie still remembers the vent goblin bit from his Boneworks video proves he really cares about what he makes.

3:07 I love how Charlie says “Walk with me” And the AI just squirms around

I am throughly convinced that Charlie has forgotten his main channel password

Slime.. we talked about this.. you need to control your addiction-

I don’t know why but him slamming the fish into the dead bodies is so fucking hilarious

The fact that you can actually see the fish falling beside you as you exit the mission is making me roll on the floor laughing.

Charlie is an enigma, his presence causes people's minds to become decrepit as soon as you start watching his videos, his mind is truly light years ahead of anyone else's

"I do cracko then I smacko" is up there with "I have jedied and now I am jedead" I'm dying

“you build like a goldfish” -Slmccl 2021

15:24 that’s the most weirdest yet understandable thing he’s ever said

I like to imagine that Charlie's Agent 47 is just constantly accidently snapping people's necks even if he wants them alive.

Imagine walking out onto your balcony, seeing a bald man climbing your building, and the bald man screaming at you; "oOoOoOoohh stop looking at me!'"

The velocity at which he hurls that fish is truly terrifying.

9:31 "Make like the protagonist of Undertale," *"and get to work"*

charlie trying to sneak around fills me w unmeasurable amounts of anxiety

the first rule of assassination is always bringing a fish.

Bruh he really went “I like you’re cut g” *crack*

Slime memes so hard he doesn’t realize how much we love him. Or how delirious he is

I love how the vent goblin bit just keeps appearing and must be so confusing to people who don't get it

Charlie’s alter ego is the vent goblin

“Are you crazy?!” “No!” *bonk*

"Come on like button...this needs to happen..." *the like button cries as i take it to the hillside, the sun is coming up, I take out my pistol* "Im sorry like button...i love you" *fires pistol...misses* "aw fuck uhh..." *the like button becomes angry and attacks my legs with its hidden jaws hiding rows of sharp teeth. Close to bleeding out after the loss of my legs i speak to him* "you know this has to happen like button, no matter the cost..." *i pull the small homemade bomb i made before leaving the house. The like button tries to run, but its too late.* "I do this for you...Slimecicle..." *The bomb explodes catching the like button in the blast along with 40 miles of earth*

BRUH- “Truly disgusting, that some “people” would do this horrible thing.” IS EVERYWHERE. I CAN’T ESCAPE.

It’s all fun and games till you see glubert pull out a parachute.

Anyone notice how Slmccl was playing Hitman on Slimecicle's account?

No one: Absolutely no one: Slimecicle: "Why is my fish so bloodlusted?"

Another day has gone by where I yet wait for Slime, Grizzly, and Condi to secure that bag once again in Monster Prom 2

This video is going to be a hit, man!

0:01 my parents when I leave my room

“Well well we’ll look who finally came out of their cave!” Still in my cave Charlie you’re not talking to the right person

There goes Charlie stalking every man he sees

The Hitman's Hit Show, "Hit Man From the Series "Hit Man With the Hit Plan""

Charlie really is the kind of guy to snap someone’s neck and go ‘Oopsie’

The "look who finally came out of their cave" at the beginning was amazing

oh boy do i love strange titles and well made videos, they go together like puns and a stick with a strange substance on it

There’s like 60 comments of just Truly disgusting that some “people” would do this horrible thing.

Seeing Glubbard in the escape cutscene was actually brilliant 🤣

“why is my fish so bloodlusted” becomes a bit more relevant with every new riptide episode

“Are you crazy?!” no- *BONK*

I feel like this channel is just a hub for dimensions and all the Slmccl's out there post their content here and every video we got a different dimension

3:08 I didn't know soda cans grew in plants

14:40 *hello fellow crewmember* as the crewmember does wires

"Hi I'm slimecicle, I don't know who I am!" How, How HOOOOW

Charlie being an lgbt icon as per usual. Teaching how to respectfully hit on men. Such an inspiration

"i don't know who i am anymore" That's literally me whenever i wear a suit

23:50 Wow, he flew so high he turned into a birdie!

3:11 "Ya thirsty? Ya thirsty??" *Cuts to alcohol add*

when he said “wait, you have a lil something-“ i actually had like an eyelash on my face and got so *scared*

17:48 is, hands down, the absolute funniest part of this video for me

hey slime i just wanna say i really appreciate how clearly you speak so that the captions show up!! a lot of ppl don’t speak clearly which causes the captions to bug out but it’s really appreciated as a fan of you who is hard of hearing ❤️❤️

It took him like 15 minutes to find the journalist on stream-

I skipped through the video a bit and the first words I heard were “look at those fat sausages”

7:38 “Hey are you crazy” “NO.” *yeets metal container at their face”

I thought we told you to stop snapping our necks, this is like the 45th time this month

Truly disgusting, that some “shlatts” would start this horrible thing.

Charlie’s gay confirmed, he just can’t get enough of hitting on men.

That relatable moment when your finger slips and u accidentally snap someones neck

WHY AM I LAUGHING SO HARD AT A STUPID BEAN JOKE- 12:05

Never coming out of my cave again

Why he's so effortlessly funny 😭😂

"Look who finally came out of the-" *muffled closet noises*

how does this guy make me laugh so hard, like seriously never change ur content please

Hitting in men is what i do everyday with a bat

Mom: it’s just. A headache honey, it doesn’t feel that bad The headache: 23:49

5:50 " *a h* "

2:33 "Do you feel like a hero yet"

“i know much about these. oh no there no ankles to grab down in these here vents”

Why did this video feel more like a fever dream than usual.

"Do you want to play cards? GO FISH!" - would be a fish joke

17:36 "sir this is an emotional support fish"

"You're gonna fish you never crossed my path, buddy!"

Yay

Slime: *Plays hitman 3* Description: *hitman 2 take it or leave it*

"I do cracko and give you the smacko" My new senior quote.

Truly disgusting that some “people” would do this horrible thing.

Congratulations you found a comment that isn't the Truly disgusting comment trend here have the number four *4*

PLEASE do more of this, I need more good hitman content in my life

"I had a lot of fun, hitting on men, in H I T M A N 3" KZfaq descriptions: *hitman 2*

I remember this stream, it made my day. Thanks for being you Charlie

The entirety of the beginning of this video is absolutely amazing

Glubert went on to be the most wanted hitman on earth, nobody finds him, until its too late, he waits for Slime to come back and do one last mission before he goes, but little did he know, Slime would be the one to kill him

14:43 : “Hey, fellow crew mate ! I sure am delighted of working here ! I have heard there is an imposter among us, but it sure is definitely not me ! Haha !”

proud of charlie for coming out of the basement, hitting on men takes a lot of courage.

I have a ritual where I eat ice cream with chocolate syrup and watch this video and this video only

The editing is wild whoever edited this deserves props

23:38 looks like 47 lost something under the couch

Slime "came out" 4 years ago and now he's hitting on men... strange...

slimecicle "in hitman 3!" me: why does it say hitman 2 in the description?!

This is one of my favorite videos from slmccl yet. It makes me very happy.

Nooooo, he exited out the Philza bit at the start. That bit got me laughing so hard in the stream

I like how KZfaq recognizes this as Hitman 2 since they're so similar

4:30 “Hahaha! That guy got hit on the head with a coconut!”

*assassin:* exists *slimecicle:* anything you can so i can do better, *i can do anything better than you*

Slime: plays hitman 3 Description: hitman 2 Me: *visible confusion*