I personally prefer the Velocipastor.

You should do Trotsky’s antarctica next. I need to see the penguin invasion.

Fun fact: The velociraptor thing is a polish meme conspiracy theory claming that Poland used to be a great slavic empire in the roman empire's times called Wielka Lechia (The Great Lechia). It was super advanced and had a military made up of dinosaur units like the raptor cavalry. It's existance is now heavyly censored by "the goverment".

"The world will answer for what they did to Poland and god will not be so merciful." "Because he’s with us."

As a Polish American who can speak both Polish and English both languages hurts my eyes looking at it

Recommendation, give the cat a layout of treats with certain treats focusing on different paths in the focus tree. Basically, the cat controls your game.

Velociraptor Jesus in Poland is my new band name cause it sounds metal as hell lol. Also I love Moonbeam just occasionally hanging out while you play - cats are awesome

Clearly this is what history was meant to be! Another well made video mate!

You introduced the German Empire to the concept of Velocirapture!

*Me, reads the title* Also me: LETS GOOOOOOOOO

3:27 ISP is finally playing Alf Landon USA

Def want a penguin invasion

This gotta be the best path in any hoi4 mod, it’s glorious.

The comies are actually anarchists and if you go down that path it is the most overpowered thing in the whole flicking game it gives cores and war goals on everyone and everything

All hail Raptor Jesus!

Play Hoi4 with the cat making all the decisions, you can use treats to make him pick a focus

This whole path is basically a mix of different ideas of weird and wacky Polish conspiracy theorists, but just smashed together into an in comprehensive cluster of nonsense (while there are people who believe that Jesus was actually Polish or that a great Polish empire dominated the prehistoric world and fought with Alexander the Great, you won't find one person that believes all of this all at once) and I absolutely love it. The Messianic Poland path is based on Polish romantic literature and acctual religious movements (more like small sects/religious secret societies) from that time period. It's a really cool path and has loads of references to Mickiewicz, Słowacki and other Polish writers of that time and their weird mystical religious ideas about Poland being a "Messiah of Nations" prophecised to free Europe from the shackles of tyranny.

7:15 - He looks more like he wants you to get out of his office and not come back until you get him some pictures of Spider Man XD

You should do Kaiserredux but as one of the United States factions in the civil war ( you choose which one).

6:34 That is a monument of "światowit" an archaic name that loosly translates to "world-seeing" 4 faces all around the head make it so he sees everything.

Speaking of Dinosaurs and HOI4, there's a mod where you can play as nations run by dinosaurs called "Falling Star".

The title was a rollercoaster from start to finish.

Jesus procedes to reach Nazareth in his Velociraptor and wins the Tiberian-finish civil war - Avarge kaiserredux game -

Could you do a history video about the Sejm (the thing you couldn’t pronounce) and Liberum Vetto and how stupid it was?

Once you finish the special options you should play as the Mexican death cult

It would be interesting to see an independent Alaska as they can be the deadliest catch that no one gets

The patagonian front of Argentina is one amazing nation to play

I want to see Trotsky’s Antarctica

Lore of Hoi4: Jesus Gets a Velociraptor in Poland Momentum 100

As a pole I can confirm we use velociraptor scavengers to look for holy relics around the world which will be used to resurrect Jesus once more and make him the king of Poland

Remember, Raptor Jesus went extinct for your sins

Jesus should go on your trip to Japan! Hahaha, Great playtrough!

We need Luxembourg AGAIN

Polish is a phonetic language, if you know any other like Spanish or Japanese you can probably try and sound it out. That being said, Sejm is pronounced seym, J in Polish makes basically the same sound as Y does in English.

Your lack of tanks disturbs me

KX is great. And it has provided my favorite hoi4 run ive ever played. The New England Pershing path. My favorite update

Can we please see if tibet has a focus tree and bring the glory of Buddha to the world.

I am very curious about the penguin/polar bear invasions. Would love to see either/both of those.

18:24 That's one of the problems with a lot of the total conversion mods. These mods don't update the base game AI, and it leads to brain dead AI who do things like send their 40w panzer divisions to garrison islands in the South Pacific meanwhile the German homeland itself is defended by only a token force of infantry. Some mods, like Road to 56 and Equestria at War, actually put in a HUGE amount of work to manually update the AI, nation by nation, to make sure each nation uses the correct military strategy.

This is literally the most random mod ever in some aspects, and I love it.

Moonbeam looks like a good cat, with a perfect name

That +30 iis as real as the man him self.

It would be fun to do a run as Egypt and rebuild the ancient Egyptian Empire

Złoty would be promised zwoty, as that ł makes the English W sound.

Least chad Poland playthrough.

I definitely want to see Rise of Imperium in Kaiserredux

Hey stak Idea: There is a super fun path with france, bring back napoleon, and take over europe.

10:32 Stak: What the F*ck *Camera Zooms in* Me: Wow that's the first time I ever heard Steven swear and has his camera zoom in while he's swearing

Very well then

6:34 Stak: My Flag is a Winged Hussar riding a Velociraptor. Me: Holy shit that's badass. Even more badass than the Mongol Cavalry doing drive by's using PPSH-41s

What a title

I was pulled in just by the video title alone.

I totally remember hearing bout this about the J-man having a velociraptor as a mount instead of a horse lol. Otherwise fun mod, 10/10.

If I remember correctly, there is a 4th hidden path for religious Poland, inspired by Polish poetry. I'm pretty sure that's the "Human Evolution" guys, and they're... democrats. Yep, democrats. Specifically how democrats were imagined by a certain Polish poet back in the year 1835- so complete rejection of any order, complete personal freedom, and destruction of any and all religion.

As a canadian I think the polar bears should invade

I know it's lame compared to this but you can core ALL of Eastern Europe and Russia as Bohemia by going the Pan-Slavic route, that is surprisingly not as insane as you would think. However if you do want something absolutely insane go as Slovakia, if you want to get a preview watch mountain general's video on it, but I think you should just go in, and look at the focus tree, and paths.

Most normal part of Kaiserredux

That thumbnail 10/10

I'm once again asking for you to look at Red Flood

Raptor Jesus rises again…

Rise of the imperium would be fun

JESUS TAKE THE WHEEL

You should do the OWB crossover gamerule

Pax Brittania, try it! Any of the 6 countries that have focus trees are good, but I enjoyed the 2nd Continental Army.

nice finally an new video

The funny thing is that in modern Poland there are people who believe that there was once a Slavic empire (which they call Great Lechia), bigger than the Roman Empire. But it was forgotten because of a Vatican conspiracy ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

most sane kaisseredux path:

Moon beam needs to play as germany

I got whiplash from that title, EXCUSE ME?! I need to reinstall Kaiserredux.

Do the imperium of man next

if you have jesus can't you make a new holy grail

Now that’s just straight up God vs Charles Darwin

Just noticed the United Ireland. Maybe you should do a revenge story on the English?

The Pope himself is Austrian! Well the Pope may be Austrian, but Jesus is Polish. You’re on!

You know shits fucked when something actually happens in South America

Sejm is pronounced nearly identical to English "same" (Wikidictionary even states is pronounce exactly like English "same", although I think that the /m/ at the end is a little bit stronger, but it may be just me).

10:27 Why did he have to dmsya Jizzus!

Poland Moment

Day 37 of asking Stakuyi to play as Michigan

omg stakuyi's cat has the same name as my cat

All praise the lord

I’m right in the middle of work but that title was so out of left field that I need to see what’s happening.

STAKUYI: *plays as Poland* ME: It is Poland's GOD GIVEN RIGHT to fight both the Germans and the Russians!!!

Jesus christ it's raptor christ

You should do lovecraft’s new england

New hoi4 dlc by god alone

15:34 hold the line

Dinosaur Jesus is a mess, blessed be.

wait... penguin invasion?

now fellas fellas, return to monkey can be fire

Can you do the Second Sengoku mod?

This mod is great.

Play the iron curtain mod on hearts of iron four

I think you can read "sejm" as "say" and just add an "m" at the end

make a post about that choosing the next path/crazyness. Cause...I mean.....there are some FUN ones.

At this point who hasn't ruled poland in KX?

you shuold try huye long amreica becasu you can there to get jesus as your leader

This was recorded a while ago, the Don and volga countries are still there edit: nvm it's kaiserredux im just a monkey and didn't realize

I would like to request polar bear invasion

Everyone expects the Spanish inquisition but never the polish inquisition