Hol Horse is the best HoHo

Maybe Hol Horse would actually get one of them if he wouldn't blindly point his gun at the beginning of every conversation

Here's a math problem. If Hol Horse hits on Jolyne, and Jotaro comes by and sees that. How many punches will Hol Horse feel from Jotaro?

Hol horse should have a second stand called Careless Whisper

Flirting with Jotaro's daughter, Joseph's mother... you've got balls, Hol Horse

Grown man hits on a fifteen year old. *N O D I G N I T Y*

Dio is only a little stronger than me He says right next to Dio. He's a ballsy one, he is.

No Tequila Joseph?

"I'll give you a Smack whenever you want". I mean that's a little forward but whatever floats your boat Hol Horse.

you missed the most important one tequila joseph

Ermes: Oh my god! Old Joseph: That's my line!

I wonder if Hol Horse would be turned off once he learns Lisa's age. He'll probably say some shit like "You were born when? That's ok, the more experience, the better, BAABYYY"

Hol Horse seductively saying BEI-BEH completes my life.

I think someone should tell Hol Horse what happened to the last guy who tried to hug Lisa Lisa

Hol horse: dio is just a little bit stronger than me Dio Brando: hold your tongue filth

Hol Horse and Speedwagon. Forever single, even in death

I absolutely fucking love Hol Horse

1:57 "Hey babe, come here often?" Yes because women travel back in time to long lost arenas located in Italy all the time.

Hol Horse is basically the antagonist version of Polnareff. Let's be real.

Can I kindly remind you, that Trish is 15 years old, monsieur Hol Horse?

Pretty ironic how Hol Horse tries to pick up girls pointing a gun at them.

1:49 Through the power of censorship and localization, this line has managed to sound really, really wrong.

"Could I ask your name pretty Girl?" "I'm Trish, who are you?" FIGHT!

Not wrong about the legs, Hol Horse.

2:53 I mean, he put Avdol out of commission for a while, so he's definitely one of Dio's best stand-users.

Yo calm down Hol Horse some of them are underage.

hol horses bizarre adventure sadness is unbreakable

Is it bad that I don't blame hol horse for anything. the I'll give you a smack anytime i want to quote was due to band censorship. it was originally kiss.

alternative title: 3 minutes and 24 seconds of hol horse being rejected by women

Hol horse: *I will give you a Smack whenever you want,baby* me: Wat

HolHorse is my spirit animal

First time a localized name for a Stand gave a different context to the situation. Way to make Hol Horse look like a women beater when it comes to talking about the Stand, KISS.

Hermes saying "OH MY GOD!" is the best, most cursed voiceline from this entire game

Ermes, what the hell. You don't just roll up and take Joseph's signature catchphrase, what's wrong with you.

I swear Hol Horse is the least intimidating 'villain' in recent anime history

hol "where's _my_ hug?" horse

2:43 Dio Brando:hol up sir

2:53 Atleast HoHo disabled Avdol for the SC Duwang Gang for 2 weeks You didn't even do shit,Mariah

Fun Fact: Hol Horse was meant to replace Abdul when he was shot. How fun would that have been

Wonder what would happen if I used Hol Horses lines on a woman

Everyone: Literally everyone: Hol horse: B A Y B E H

"I know you love Lord DIO and all, but how about giving me a little worship too?" Holy shit HoHo. You fucking went for it.

This is the only video I could find after searching 'Hol Horse kicks woman' without having an actual horse kicking a woman.

Hol Horse and Ermes have the best interactions

It would be funny seeing hol horse trying to flirt with narancia, then after the fight, he find out he is a boy.

I like how he says beautiful things to women while *MENACING* them with a gun

1:49 I know it's because KISS is localized as Smack, but this is fucking hilarious

2:01 Joseph is so proud

Hol Horse: "DIO's just a TINY bit stronger than me, you know!" Part 1 DIO:

Hol Horse: 'a young girl's innocent love, so cute' Yukako: *laughs in yandere*

2:41 Hol, he's standing right next to you. Might want to lay off a bit, just so he doesn't kill you.

Challenge: Take a shot every time Hol Horse says Babe or Baby

Just think. Hol Horse was supposed to become a crusader

"Bye bye, Hol Horse loves ya!" Best ending.

“i’ll give you a smack whenever you’d like, baby” man, translations on this one went from hol to whole real fast.

I love how Mariah is just so done with Hol Horse's shit.

0:59 Very true to Jolyne's character. In sharp contrast to the vast majority of female characters in manga, she is seldom embarrassed or flustered by male (or female!) sexual interest. People checking her out doesn't faze her even if she's been forced to strip naked. Anasui takes many opportunities to unsubtly hit on her, but whereas 90% of manga heroines would blush furiously and do the time-worn "BAKA NO HENTAI!" routine and slap down their admirer with slapstick violence, Jolyne just brushes it off, mildly exasperated at most. It is definitely believable that her reaction to an older guy making creep comments about her outfit or appearance would be a mild, casual "Oh, thanks."

"The stand user who never manages to be any help to lord dio" says the person who's stand is a fucking plug

One thing to highlight this vid. BEIBEHH....

1:50 "Smack, you said? I'll give you a Smack whenever you want, baby!" TRIGGERED INTERNALIZED MISOGYNY

Where's Narancia

2:58 I mean Mariah. He did incapacitate 1 of the main Heroes for like half their trip.

1:56 Oh my Horse, you are in a arena battle, I dont know if that is the best place to say that

M'lady

Hol Horse: *Hits on Trish* Cop Joseph: You’re next line will be, “I didn’t know she was 15!!”

What kind of girls you like? The Entire Horse: YES!

He just might be the most sly guy ive ever had to hear

The way he says "baby" is so gold

Hermes' "Oh my God" 👌👌👌

Where's SpeedWagon ?

"I always respect women" Canonically kicked a woman because a book said he'd get a diamond for it

*slams respect women button*

This guy's a lover boy

to hear such a manly cowboy say 'kawaii' unironically completes me

2:01 "OH MY GUH"

No Narancia/10

"DIO is just a TINY bit stronger than me" Whatever lets you sleep at night I guess...

Never gives up. What a guy.

Idk what I love more.... Hearing his voice.... or him saying baby XD

Hold on there partner, some of those girls are too young for you

(0:13-0:18) Fans' reaction to Yukako's love

Mariah: Hol Horse: the guy who is never of any help. Me: Well, you don’t exactly have the best track record yourself.

I'll give you a snack whenever you want

“The organization must have sent you after me!” “Hold on a minute! That’s not what I came here for!” **Blindly points his gun at her**

Can’t wait for Hol Horse to go “Are you lost babygirl🫦” to Foo Fighters

His stand is called emperor for a reason

FUCKING HOL HORSE

lol I kinda ship Hol Horse and Ermes hahaha 00:55 it seems Jolyne was interested lol...

Need I remind everyone that this guy is flirting with: The love interest of koichi hirose, who immobilized Yoshikage Kira with act 3 freeze long enough for Kira to be finished off The Daughter of Diavolo, who killed Polnareff, Bruno, and Narancia The Daughter of Jotaro Kujo, who has defeated DIO and Kira A friend of Jotaro's daughter The mother of Joseph Joestar, and a Hamon master Mariah, The user of the Bast stand Yeah, I'm pretty sure Hol horse is going to get a beating from somebody...

Ah yes, Hol Horse and his stand Dukes of Hazzard. Wait. That's his bloodhound's name.

0:42 At least Jotaro taught her not to talk to strange men.

1:48 first of all Hol Horse is very wild! Second of all you made me spit out my water Damn it

"OH MY GEH" -Ermes

Hol 'Steal your girl' Horse

What a player XD

1:05 HOL HORSE NOOOOOO, DONT DO IT! SHE'S ONLY FIFTEEN!

He's already melted my heart

1:49 had me blushing hard because I knew what he said

Hol horse: hey babeee William zeppeli: wait that's my line

I love how most of the women insult or straight up threaten Hol Horse, but he's like:"Hell yeah, Baby! You're my type." Like this man has no standards.