【Hololive】Suisei Gets Verbally OBLITERATED When She Says She's Never Been in a Relationship【Eng sub】

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【Source】: とこまちラジオ(仮) ＃4【戌亥とこ×星街すいせい】
• とこまちラジオ(仮) ＃4【戌亥とこ×星街す...
【Suisei's channel】:
/ @hoshimachisuisei
【Toko's channel】: / @inuitoko
【Outro song】: "watame's lullaby but it's lo-fi" by project royal
• watame's lullaby but i...
Tags:
#hololive #hoshimachisuisei #ホロライブ #星街すいせい #inuitoko #戌亥とこ

Пікірлер: 473

@AndreB23 3 жыл бұрын

Suisei's friend: You've never been in a relationship, so you wouldn't know how to give advice, right? Suisei: *W A S T E D*

@BlaxeFrost-X 3 жыл бұрын

ME: Also WASTED

@jese-kv2uc 3 жыл бұрын

Me that gives relationship advices without being in one: The coach doesnt plays

@thegreatjopapitz 3 жыл бұрын

Me and my friend giving advice to each other but still cant get one: W A S T E D

@user-dc7up8xg4e 3 жыл бұрын

Imagine you and your friend giving advice to each other and your friend gets one but you don't WASTED HARD

@sya2711 3 жыл бұрын

that actually happened and still happens very frequently to me. i have been single my whole life and ppl for some reason always talk about their relationship problems to me and ask me for advice. i guess im a good listener? i genuinly try to give best advice i can and i hope i make myself believe it helps cause ppl keep coming back to with their stories. but i guess i cant sort my life out and get out of my safe space to try it out myself. or maybe im just not interesting enough =/ or as some would say too ugly.

@MagnificentCreature 3 жыл бұрын

Suisei’s “sorry” was to her friend she murdered

@dokaaandondon5112 3 жыл бұрын

I see... That's actually make sense...

@theunseenone9623 3 жыл бұрын

Sorry! *Stab* Sorry! *Stab* Sorry! *Stab* Yep I can picture how it exactly went out

@sufianramli8017 3 жыл бұрын

I....is it safe to talk about this?

@xiaogem7369 3 жыл бұрын

@@theunseenone9623 *Stab then chop*

@Charley-ju6yg 3 жыл бұрын

@@sufianramli8017 don’t worry about it, even when we witness her actions she won’t hurt us. Probably cause she knows we’re too scared to spread it around outside the community

@LancerinCompany 3 жыл бұрын

Her friend must be a demolitionist because without thought, she absolutely destroyed that wall.

@saltaku8638 3 жыл бұрын

This is a very underrated comment

@absalomdraconis 3 жыл бұрын

Hmm, wonder if they ever played TF2? Suisei and her love of gloves would be a natural fit for Spy.

@andreseah5260 3 жыл бұрын

@@absalomdraconis well given that spy’s job is to backstab people while disguised as their teammates, I’d think she would love that playstyle. *winter project flashbacks*

@zergy23 3 жыл бұрын

To the top, underrated comment 😂👌

@SleepyVesties 3 жыл бұрын

I choked reading this thank you 😂

@KandiKid87 3 жыл бұрын

"Sir, there's a lone comet coming to Earth... What do we do?" "Ask it for relationship advice." "But that's... hmm. Okay?"

@gridluxsendhelp5603 3 жыл бұрын

That "You wouldn't understand, right?" still reverberates to Suisei's very soul until now.

@MultiNaruto900 3 жыл бұрын

She got *G U T T E D A L I V E* Sui-chan can't even counter it at all...

@SteadFast411 3 жыл бұрын

She mused and fretted over it intensely that night... As she mowed down hundreds of innocent souls.

@mayhaps801 3 жыл бұрын

Comparable to Ina and Ame’s “But do they ever land?”

@Sominius 3 жыл бұрын

0:27 "You're everyone's idol, so you belong to everybody." Suisei: "Oh..." The disappointment is real

@dwiatmika9563 3 жыл бұрын

She was expecting inui saying bcs she doesn’t have any experience lmao

@MegaFuriousAnger 3 жыл бұрын

She sounded so depressed there. 😔

@kristophesiem5336 3 жыл бұрын

But I don't get why she would feel bad because of that excuse

@dwiatmika9563 3 жыл бұрын

@@kristophesiem5336 in the past suisei said she's the type of idol otaku who doesn't mind their oshi having boyfriend/girlfriend, and she expect her fans to do the same, she then proceed to say that she never had a bf, and even when she asked her female friend they always said she is a good girl and she wouldn't be unpopular too, but if they were a guy they wouldn't date her lmao

@kristophesiem5336 3 жыл бұрын

@@dwiatmika9563 ah Well, F for Suisei

@sens8tion 3 жыл бұрын

I love how Toko was really trying to avoid saying Suisei has no experience and whatnot while trying to lighten the fact. only to be shattered by someone who talked to Suisei before.

@Steel_ 3 жыл бұрын

How to destroy a comet with a single strike.

@voidlocke6518 3 жыл бұрын

Friend must've been Saitama

@acapitala4936 3 жыл бұрын

But will it split?

@avanhardins 3 жыл бұрын

Forget Stonehenge from Ace Combat, THIS is wehre its at

@piotr004 3 жыл бұрын

@@acapitala4936 I see what you did here... "Your name." ("Kimi no Na wa.") anime, right?

@acapitala4936 3 жыл бұрын

@@piotr004 Holy shit. Someone actually got it.

@shikyokira3065 3 жыл бұрын

Suisei: "I have never been in a relationship, why is that?" Everyone: whisper.. "the boy wouldn't last a day"

@jackb450 3 жыл бұрын

"Shotacon ja nai!" - a comet that's closing in on you

@cursedcat9557 3 жыл бұрын

"the boy wouldn't last a day" has 2 meanings just so you know

@TheArcher143 3 жыл бұрын

A day? I wouldn’t last 5 minutes...

@actualgarbage8549 3 жыл бұрын

@@TheArcher143 😳

@titanemp 3 жыл бұрын

Everyone: watches suisei’s eyes drift to shota.

@Kanchito 3 жыл бұрын

I love her retort. "YEAH WELL I CAN SING LOVE SONGS!"

@yoursonisold8743 3 жыл бұрын

Asking Sui for relationship advice sounds like a quick road to a jail cell.

@kyon2221 3 жыл бұрын

Or funeral...

@acapitala4936 3 жыл бұрын

@@kyon2221 Definitely funeral.

@Tonatsi 3 жыл бұрын

Jail for her, funeral for you

@4idenn 3 жыл бұрын

@@Tonatsi Perfectly balanced.

@bmanpura 3 жыл бұрын

You'll get jailed for stalking a shounen/shota, then death comes slowly.

@nerwinhaloot3776 3 жыл бұрын

Toko: Your everyone's idol, so you belong to everybody Fubuki: No no, she has a point and I respect it

@zyxgremory 3 жыл бұрын

nene respects it to a higher degree

@sens8tion 3 жыл бұрын

@@zyxgremory Matsuri appreciates this more.

@bmanpura 3 жыл бұрын

It's interesting that those two are probably the only "normal" humans in hololive...

@evzillia 3 жыл бұрын

Risu:"Allow me to introduce Waifu Sharing System"

@math3000 3 жыл бұрын

Fubuki: I respect your opinion of being wrong

@RickiTikkiTavi 3 жыл бұрын

"I don't have to know how a car works to know if it's broken," would have destroyed the friend.

@danic890 3 жыл бұрын

Daangggg!That's such a good reply

@nittayoshifumi8252 3 жыл бұрын

I can feel the burn from here.

@proxy90909 3 жыл бұрын

No need to eat poop to avoid it

@SubToJinx 3 жыл бұрын

That's a correct encapsulation of the idea. Experience is a good metric when your dealing with someone who learns from them (otherwise it's just another occurrence). Knowledge about a subject and sufficient wisdom to tackle it tactfully is often better than just experience.

@MultiDante333 3 жыл бұрын

So, if we ever get chased by Suicopath for claiming she's a Shota lover, we just need to ask her about her nonexistant love live to escape. That is certainly an interesting weakness.

@starforcestelar 3 жыл бұрын

That or she might make you suffer more but at least you get to spend more time with her

@bobthebuilder6807 3 жыл бұрын

Just say you love shotas but shotas dont love you

@tacticion5163 3 жыл бұрын

@@bobthebuilder6807 Good advise

@jorellgoh 3 жыл бұрын

Become the shota

@feloven 3 жыл бұрын

"So how's your bf"

@Umizuha1579 3 жыл бұрын

Ok but Toko being ready to square up with that friend for doing Suisei like that gives me life.

@ventura_5824 3 жыл бұрын

Usually Suisei is on the other side of the murder

@r3b0x91 3 жыл бұрын

Suisei: “un”

@guardianofthesky7thapostle377 3 жыл бұрын

I think this is hurts more than having a small bo-

@CZD-dt4cn 3 жыл бұрын

She got him huh...

@agussalim7643 3 жыл бұрын

Run dude 🗿

@GeorgeMonet 3 жыл бұрын

Suisei is just afraid of the police knocking down her door if she goes after the type of guys she likes.

@redvelvetcake734 3 жыл бұрын

I give relationship advice yet I’m single Coaches don’t play -stole

@kylehayakawa486 3 жыл бұрын

Those who dont do, teach instead

@remington870mag5 3 жыл бұрын

I like how they would reply with *HuMm HuUm* when they are listening to each other

@Lucaz99 3 жыл бұрын

I’ve seen a Japanese person talk about this. Apparently, they have this constant need to indicate to the other person they’re listening, so they’re always going hmm,hmm or hai, hai or something like that when listening.

@kidd6137 3 жыл бұрын

うん

@OneMadHatt 3 жыл бұрын

That happened to me a lot back in HS lmao. Friends would complain to me about their relationships, then told me I "didn't understand" when I gave advice. Not that it took a genius to understand that if a couple does nothing but fight they should break up, but still felt validated when I said it would and got belittled only a week prior

@nahhh... 3 жыл бұрын

If they knew that you wouldn't understand, why would they ask you in the first place smh what a stupid lovesick friends

@uteriel282 3 жыл бұрын

had that happen to me as well. but when my "friend" told me i wouldnt understand cause ive never been in a relationship i answerd "and youve never been in a successful relationship so were about even". we never talked again after that.

@KingFrozenGhost 3 жыл бұрын

@@uteriel282 Got em.

@damcross2308 3 жыл бұрын

What's wrong with never having had a girlfriend/boyfriend? I never had one and it's fine🙂. *cries in loneliness*

@CyclingNeko 3 жыл бұрын

you don't need to have relationship experience to tell someone else that their relationship is utterly crap.

@tobubiify 3 жыл бұрын

as a person that has been in suisei position AND in relationship, the fact that suisei has NOT been in a relationship is actually the reason why it's good to ask opinion about relationship from her, because she hasn't been dumbfounded by stupid thing called love, she's still neutral and have the ability to think logically.

@cobblegen1204 3 жыл бұрын

It’s also easy to be cold and uncaring in that situation. I’d say it depends more on the person you get advice from than the experiences they’ve had.

@michaelmiky11 3 жыл бұрын

It's simply wisdom related. Some people have it, some people don't. Experience is a bonus.

@xllvr 3 жыл бұрын

As someone who has never been in a relationship, for some reason my friends like to ask me for relationship advice because I have an unbiased logical perspective so I agree

@xllvr 3 жыл бұрын

@Alvi Syahri Not rly. Having been in a relationship or being in a relationship biases you towards certain things that is hard to part from

@matasa7463 3 жыл бұрын

@@michaelmiky11 Also emotional intelligence. Some people can be really boneheaded despite being crazy smart - they are good people and have a lot of attractive values, but they just can't seal the deal on their own because they just do dumb things. So occasionally a bit of advice goes a long way, as once they know how to do it right, they can just follow that pattern.

@definetly-not-trotzky 3 жыл бұрын

"Coaches don't play" - Abraham Lincoln

@Bulbasir130 3 жыл бұрын

Imagine being single for 500 years

@forgame 3 жыл бұрын

You can give advice even if you don't have experience but you have knowledge about it. So her friend didn't want advice in the first place, just want to rant about it mostly

@Abigdummy4life 3 жыл бұрын

I think we all know why.... Cause we're fearing for our lives on the sidewalks

@Stelyders 3 жыл бұрын

Sidewalls?

@nightshade4873 3 жыл бұрын

@@Stelyders nah that's matsuri, Suisei's the engine hood of a car.

@Light_ilmi 3 жыл бұрын

I think Anemachi won't let her to have a relationship yet.

@coreyodell6220 3 жыл бұрын

The secret answer!

@iliterallywillcommentoneve6875 3 жыл бұрын

Anemachi: *NO BF!* Suisei: _B-But..._ Anemachi: *NO BF!" Suisei: _H...hai😔._

@fourze4z138 3 жыл бұрын

New Objective: Get Anemachi a bf so she can allow Suisei to have one as well.

@paxonite-7bd5 3 жыл бұрын

@@fourze4z138 her number one priority are her soft toys and marine said she likes to talk with them.

@thetalantonx 3 жыл бұрын

Thanks for your translations and for the introduction to that very, very mellow ending song.

@BukiminaMeiji_CH 3 жыл бұрын

ok but for some reason people who are not in relationships give the best advice

@gin6754 3 жыл бұрын

Lol poor Suisei got destroyed by her friend while Toko just listens

@kdoloryas7986 3 жыл бұрын

This Ending always put me in a Good mood, love it ^^

@RavensEagle 3 жыл бұрын

Suisei got murdered 😂 Thanks for translating ❤️

@ShiraIshikawa 3 жыл бұрын

Wait guys, I'll apply to Sui-chan so she can give love advice to her friends later.

@ObiFloKenobi 3 жыл бұрын

You are either a shota and now happily engaged with Suisei or You are dead now Which is it? Jk, rest in peace, brother...

@ariel4326 3 жыл бұрын

She's a little dangerous to be hanging around with, let me do it instead. I'll take the fall for you brother!

@TsorovanZero 3 жыл бұрын

What you all don't realize is that Suisei isn't the one you should be afraid of in this situation. It's Anemachi.

@djjimmaster8261 3 жыл бұрын

it's too dangerous for you, brother. Don't worry, I will take your place.

@uteriel282 3 жыл бұрын

@@TsorovanZero ill take them both at once if i have to. for everyone elses safety of course...

@eyro7424 3 жыл бұрын

Suisei: why do you think so *Because you are an idol* Me: that was a good save

@takeshisatou2371 3 жыл бұрын

even if she has, she can't admit it anyway

@JustKyrix 3 жыл бұрын

Her friends: "you woulnd't get it" susei: you will die in 5

@Voltlighter 3 жыл бұрын

Toko be like "god damn wtf, I thought it, but I wasn't going to SAY it"

@XYousoro 3 жыл бұрын

"You're everyone's idol, so you belong to everybody." The numerous viewers who are still insisting that Suisei is a shotacon: "Even shotas, perhaps?" Suisei: *triggered*

@Spartan-sz7km 3 жыл бұрын

Even shounens Suisei: happy

@El_Leviatan 3 жыл бұрын

That moment when someone in a relationship reminds you of your loneliness... Ouch

@mango3738 3 жыл бұрын

"You're everyone's idol , so you belong to everyone" "I serve the Soviet union"

@El__Leche 3 жыл бұрын

btw Inui never had either, she said it on a stream last week.

@Jairoppi 3 жыл бұрын

hmm i'll be looking out for news tonight for a person died with 28 stab wounds, got hacked by an axe or run over by a car just in case....

@vhalrougelarfouxe 3 жыл бұрын

God damn. That's harsh. The AoE damage is too huge, it transcended dimensions.

@CloudStrife0896 2 жыл бұрын

One of the most adorable Sui-chan clips and best collabs to date. Her tone of voice is too pure and adorable here, even more so than usual cause she's genuinely embarrassed about this. I love it.

@kawayo1582 3 жыл бұрын

I love how protective inui got hahaha so cute

@jeremylam6060 3 жыл бұрын

That „Baka“ at the end was kind of cute...

@aqukk1nvirus 3 жыл бұрын

The comet got pulverized by a single sentence

@irsyadakmal3777 2 жыл бұрын

Suisei’s friend: “Sui-chan! You’ve never been in a relationship so you wouldn’t understand, right?” Suisei: *that’s a lot of damage*

@ojousapostle1stofthetwelve677 3 жыл бұрын

Did I just see toko chan? Thank god! I barely see her anymore

@Darg94 Жыл бұрын

You know, this is the girl that now has thousands of people lusting for her right now.

@liger678tion4 3 жыл бұрын

Honestly though people who don’t get in relationships have some decent advice because we watch everyone else go through it

@darklordremy5911 3 жыл бұрын

Lmao that happen to me too so I ask him " then why did you ask me huh?"

@anshbhasin1008 3 жыл бұрын

I felt like God oof'd at that one

@MegumiKato. 3 жыл бұрын

I love the way Sui-chan says "baka!". XD

@miguelfreitas5343 3 жыл бұрын

I find it amazing that most often, the people who've never been in a relationship are the ones who most often get asked for relationship advice xD

@DazedGhost 2 жыл бұрын

The outro song is nice

@yamagawa9830 3 жыл бұрын

Well... that statement back fired quick 😂

@MasterLagoz 3 жыл бұрын

Bold words for someone in axe distance.

@familiar1618 3 жыл бұрын

That was just straight up rude, hey at least Sui-chan tried right? She's good at captivating her audience's attention and make our hearts skip a beat I think that alone should at least qualify her to say something right? This poor girl.

@AnimeRookie 3 жыл бұрын

Unravel plays in the background

@RZ-yk2se 3 жыл бұрын

Oh man that was brutal

@Dealve 3 жыл бұрын

I feel this on a spiritual level

@AngraMainiiu 3 жыл бұрын

She's saving herself for a cute shota...

@user-ql3ud5gn9g 3 жыл бұрын

Sui Chan 'baka' is treasure.

@notSusNugget 3 жыл бұрын

1:49 naisu

@velfare Жыл бұрын

All the emotional damage pour into the lyrics

@ranni9536 3 жыл бұрын

0:26 **SOVIET ANTHEM PLAYS**

@SoftBauBau 3 жыл бұрын

It's because she's everyone idol, not because of her psychopathic tendenc-

@mrp8171 3 жыл бұрын

0:21 comrade Lenin aproved this messege

@ranarioshawnmichaelrock3869 3 жыл бұрын

Suisei: and I took that personaly

@wanderer1636 3 жыл бұрын

At that point I'd just get SUPER petty and start saying "Mhm" and "Yeah" etc. with a "I really don't care" tone of voice. Then (if they call me out) say something like "Well it's not like I've ever been in a relationship, /right/? I can't understand what you're talking about because of that, /right/?"

@madisonwithalaurenspicture7033 3 жыл бұрын

Rip suisopath..?

@izzoarseid940 3 жыл бұрын

If Sui-chan has boyfriend, maybe someone need to call FBI.

@juanenriquez8293 3 жыл бұрын

1:48 I just love this

@krisn4006 3 жыл бұрын

Coaches don't play.

@dimasferro9845 3 жыл бұрын

Well i can give yall an advice to close your eyes when hearing sui chan do "hum hum"

@4rch0711 3 жыл бұрын

I am going volunteer for the spot Saraba, it was a good life

@ashle9034 2 жыл бұрын

*EMOTIONAL DAMAGE*

@Atamoss 3 жыл бұрын

One of us.

@teemou 3 жыл бұрын

Rip Hoshimachi sky rock chan

@IkingMC 2 жыл бұрын

The friend absolutely destroyed the Wall Suicopath idol.

@John_1-1_in_Japanese 3 жыл бұрын

DESTROYED by FACTS and LOGIC

@Shuttima 3 жыл бұрын

Toko and Suisei gonna go sharpen their weapons after that talk show

@Syncopia 3 жыл бұрын

1:10 for keroberos wheeze

@Into_the_void. 3 жыл бұрын

Its like when your frieds are talking about the 2nd concert of hololive and u also tried to comment about it but they suddenly said "How can you say something about it when you didnt even had a chance to watch it? Ur poor right? " Then you go like ... Ho....ly...sh...it... And your friend just completely shutted u up

@azurlanefan2817 3 жыл бұрын

O O F

@LGKamina 3 жыл бұрын

forever single, the path of an idol is rough

@MsEsona 3 жыл бұрын

Destroyed in seconds

@ffadicto 3 жыл бұрын

I would offer myself, but that would be like sending her rotten leftovers of a bad food so ill just go and cry in the corner

@proxy90909 3 жыл бұрын

I am disapointed such a cool name thinks so lowley of itself... You can do it! At least you can give suiseis an experience she would be able to complain about!

@slamjog3123 3 жыл бұрын

Unfortunately i relate to that a little too much

@bananasenpai 3 жыл бұрын

Someone swatted the comet with a gigantic racket lmao

@pan17awa 3 жыл бұрын

bakaga's intro is the best.

@CleosetricVlyers 3 жыл бұрын

Direct attack!! bip bip bip biiiiiip....

@shingshongshamalama 3 жыл бұрын

"Because you're an idol, you belong to everyone." She's not a fucking geisha, she's not the emperor's property ffs.

@zZ1Ni 3 жыл бұрын

yeah that mindset is pretty disgusting

@nyannyan443 3 жыл бұрын

that's actually pretty savage coming from the friend lol I guess that friend-san was just a bit heated so it was unintentional, but that must've scarred her.😆

@RadicalGaming1000 3 жыл бұрын

"Because you're everyone's idol" So this is how you stop suicopath

@PlaiB10 2 жыл бұрын

From what I’ve seen so far, this clip makes sense. Suisei is quite literally a comet in this world, no dude could stand with her and not feel unworthy.