"If your mother still drives you to school, you ain't no gangster; pull your pants up!" Every single teenage boy HAS TO HEAR THIS!

"Don't let Ron White drive your car again." 😂😂😂

I love the applause Jeff got after he said "Pull your pants up!"

14 years later.. STILL GOLDEN!

"That bird is gonna fly south for the winter" couldn't be more true

What I love about Jeff Foxworthy is his clean-cut, family friendly image, and his humbleness. He's one of the most successful comedians of all time, but he doesn't act like it. Also, happy anniversary, Jeff!

I am 16 years old,and I think that if you have to reach behind your knees to get your wallet there is something wrong with your head.

“I KICKED ANOREXIAS ASS” priceless 😆🤣😜

Jeff Foxworthy is a treasure. His jokes never get old.😂

OMG I so love Jeff Foxworthy!!

I think these Fashion Tips Should Be For Everyone!

I am in complete agreement with you on all of these fashion tips, Mr. Foxworthy!

Absolutely love and appreciate the cleanliness and Gentleman humor of delivering. Refreshing.

I DON"T WANNA STAY WITH GRANDMA SHE'S GOT A BUZZARD ON HER BACK! Never ceases to Crack me up! LOL! :-)

Listened to Mr. Foxworthy over 20 years, not consistently. When first heard, that was it, hooked. Have original cassette from.

He is the common sense in person!

"Wife's Birthday: August 2nd Anniversary: September 18th Don't let Ron White drive your car again!!!!" LOL

I saw him and Larry the Cable Guy in concert two years ago. It was so awesome!

hahahahaha he is clever , he is not just joking around , he is teaching manners to people which is great !!!!

"I DON'T WANNA STAY WITH GRANDMA, SHE'S GOT A BUZZARD ON HER BACK!!" lmfao. best line ever xD

"If you have so many corns, you have to put up a scarecrow, say no to the flip flops."

"If your mother still drives you to school, you are not a gangster: PULL YOUR PANTS UP!!!" :D

Wow, agree with every point he made. It would be so nice to see "some" class again.

I like it when they make fun of each other, like Jeff talking about Ron and Larry.

Jeff gotta be the funniest and wisest redneck I know.

He always cheers me up.

U aint no gangsta pull yo pants up! THANK U FOXWORTHY!

"If your back is so hairy you have been shot more then twice with a tranquilizer gun, say yes to sleeves..........I hope Larry is listing to some of this."

I am sooo glad I grew up in the 70's 80's 90's!!! We had the best times, the world was a COMPLETELY different world, so much better...safer, if you were offended, you cried to your mom and she smacked ya!! Walked everywhere til 17 if you were lucky to get a car, we used pay phones and reversed the charges..it was great

If your back is so hairy you've been shot more than once with a tranquilizer gun, SAY YES TO SLEEVES!! I hope Larry is listening to some of this!!

Case in point. I was watching an episode of cops. This cop was talking to some looser with his pants down past his ass. The guy ran, tripped and the cop easily nabbed him. Ha ha ha

The audience really dressed up for the show !!

"Don't let Ron White drive your car again"

I once had a teacher who made a practice of snagging idiots in the hallway who had their pants around their knees and pulling their baggy sweaters up in front of girls they liked so the entire hallway could see their superman undies. :) I salute you Jeff Foxworthy.

If he is the one that comes up with these jokes, the man is a genius

Omg the t-shirts drawer! So accurate😂

"I hope Larry's listening to some of this" I say that is a WIN WIN WIN!!

"You AINT no gangsta, PULL YOUR PANTS UP!" amen!

You can wear the "I'm with stupid" t-shirt when you're alone if you stand next to random people. Just make sure that the arrow is pointing to someone.

Here's one for you, decades before you were born the high school thing was to wear your button up shirt with the tales out. I remember Mom watching my big brother walking out to the bus pulling his shirt tail out. she gave him a choice he could keep his shirt tale tucked in or she would sew lace on the bottom. I got that message, I still tuck even my tee shirts in even if I have to lift my gut out of the way

We used to have a toys and collectibles shop. Any boy/man that came into our store with their underwear showing, my wife would go and deal with it. Either telling them or pulling them up herself. Fearless. No-one complained, they knew it was ridiculous, but they still did it.

I lost it when he said “Back Titties” 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

He’s right about everything.

I love to find some guy wearing his pants below his butt, holler "police", then watch as tries to run. Then I yell, " I figured that s#^$ out when I was two....if you're not taking a dump, pull 'em up!

On the part about a mans closet I felt attacked😂

Too funny. Thanks for uploading it. I really like his comedy. I just watched his HBO special on the Canadian comedy channel last night. It's about ten years old now but still totally funny,

I never understood how walking around with your pants around your ankles would be intimidating as a gang member

Talk about funny I was just thinking about his comment around the 3:35 minute mark about tank tops and glad he mentioned his buddy Larry the cable guy. I just gag when I see him wearing those tank tops good to know that Jeff doesn’t think it’s appropriate either

SO FUNNY, LOVE HIS STORIES. 💝🇺🇸👩🎇👸

About the flip flops: I went to to the gym in January, it was -8 degrees celsius (18F), I'm wearing winter hiking boots and this woman had on a pair of flip flops. I couldn't tell if that was a rose tattoo or frost bite on her foot

This for you younger folks out there. IF YOUR MOTHER STILL DRIVES YOU TO SCHOOL, YOU AIN'T NO GANGSTER PULL YOUR PANTS UP!! 😂😂😂😂

5:45 I remember a prank we used to do in school called pantsing. Where you would sneak up behind the victom and yank his pants down so that everyone can see his Mickey Mouse underware. Nowadays, you don't have to do that. These kids do it to themselves and took all the fun out of it. :-D

I was in Walmart one day, sitting outside the restroom waiting for my mother (I was like 16, so it's still acceptable), and I saw a young man waiting with a kid in a cart for his wife to come out of the bathroom. She came out, and they walked away, and I watched in horror as his pants slowly sunk lower and lower until they just fell straight to his ankles. The kid - who was like 5 - started laughing hysterically, while his wife smacked him across the back of the head and was like, "What the hell's wrong with you?! Put your pants back on!" And I'm not even from the south. I live in Iowa!

If a kid wants to wear his pants so low you can see his skivvies and sometimes his butt crack too - yea, that is his business. BUT all of us unfortunate enough to be walking behind him have to look at it, so that makes it our business too.

3:40 He literally described my closet 😂😂

"I hope Larry is listening to some of this..." 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

I LOVE YOU JEFF FOXWORTHY

Ugliest sight I ever saw at the beach was when I was 16. I saw a guy with shaggy hair, ZZ Top beard, Dolly Parton-size "moobs," beer gut the size of a triplet pregnancy, and enough body hair to sub for Sasquatch. He was wearing knee-high black socks, sandals, and a THONG. Not just a Speedo-a THONG! IN a word-BLEAGH!!!! I wonder how many of Jeff Foxworthy's fashion rules this guy violated!

I DON'T WANNA STAY WITH GRANDMA SHE'S GOT A BUZZARD ON HER BACK

I was at a Walmart parking lot one time and a teenage boy was putting some groceries in the trunk of the car. His pants fell down around his ankles. 😅😅😅😅😅

The tee shirt thing, about knowing the last 21 summer vacation spots, that's my dads shirt collection

The tattoo part is sooo true!

fantstic jeff!!! We need/want more!!!.

"fashion tip #5 and this for younger fokes out there if your mother still drives u to school... u ain no gangster pull your pants up" rofl good job jeff!!!!

Jeff Foxworthy ROCKS!!!!

He's definitely a fashion expert 😅

do not wear an "i'm with stupid" t-shirt if you're by yourself. if you do, well, i'd say that's right

"I whipped anorexia's ass!!"

It's August 2, Happy Birthday Mrs. Foxworthy.

If your home is mobile but your vehicle isn’t.

I once saw a kid at school who was wearing a belt but his pants were still down to his knees.

"now his hands say love, hat" omg! that is so funny!!!!

My sister and I saw this routine when it aired on TV and we were quoting it for months afterward 😂

That rose is Rosie O'Donnell had me laughing

Husbands and wives should never dress alike unless you're going to a Garth Brooks concert or a Halloween party.

... when you're young & your skin is taunt. 😂 Classic! Who's gonna tell him?? 🤭

I have every single one of those t-shirts. Hahaha

Jeff Foxworthy, Ron White, Bill Engvall, and Larry The Cable Guy. The Blue Collar Comedy Tour. They have 3 DVD's out.

If you mother is on EBT, your not a gangster!!

0:18 I literally lost it here XD

ROFL "I don't wanna stay with grandma she got a buzzard on her back!"

SAY NO TO THE FLIP FLOP! haha he is hilarious.

If your mother still drives you to school you ain't no gangster!

Love him no cussing

If you use the big box store motie and hang off both sides and flap when moving, please sign up for curbside delivery. Most stores don’t stock brain bleach so I can’t un-see that

Omg we have the same anniversary date Jeff foxworthy! Mines Sept 18 too! That's so cool!

"Don't let Ron White drive your car." lol

that woman at 3:12 now those are some num nums

My dad had LOVE on his knuckles.

I don’t want to stay with grandma she has a buzzard on here back. 😂🤣

i agree 2 everything except the flip flops there jus so bloody comfortable

Never go to a Jeff Foxworthy show >WITH OUT YOUR DE >PENS !! LOVE U JEFF !!

I went to a restaurant called Bulimia’s. The food was okay, but the line at the bathroom was amazing.

3:12 NUMM NUMMS!

thanks for uploading this video holyshnikies9 :=) :=)

lol if your toe nail are long enough to swoop down on a lake and catch a trout say no to flip flops

The foot thing: see a podiatrist about any problems. Buy shoes with room for your toes. Those narrow shoes will cause you problems down the line.

I don't wanna stay with grandma,she's got a buzzard on her back...lol

When I was in school that was a sign saying "Give me a wegdie" And I have done that so many times that kids make sure I am not behind them, and if I am it's a bloody jailbreak.

Had a uncle who was a hell’s angel