Come on Bethesda, it's 2015, where's our next-gen 1080p home-alone blockbuster?!

To be honest, I think Jon is big enough on KZfaq now that I think he could remake this episode with the actual Macaulay Culkin

I like how, when theres a place below ground he doesn’t know of, he automatically assumes it’s a sex dungeon.

“You’ll miss me when I’m gone” -Jon 6 years before his disappearance Yes Jon..., yes we will.

I wish I had a life like jontron. Jontron has good editing skills, he's got improv skills, he's got a dank New Yorker accent.

It feels so weird hearing a KZfaqr saying ”I’m sorry this video came out a little earlier”

2:12 "You'll miss me when I'M gone..." I do, Jon.

I love how there’s no outro, it just ends at Jon’s realization.

Are we just going to ignore that Jon had to not only WATCH, but *REWATCH* Home Alone 5 just to make this video? Jon, you are a brave, brave soul.

I passed a math test because of Jon’s parabola joke

"Shit, I hallucinated all that, didn't I?" My exact words after my first year of college.

old Jontron is so rewatchable it's crazy

0:01 Christmas video going up a bit earlier than usual? *Uploaded February 13* Jesus Christ just a little bit

1:28 "Very, very different interpretations of what 'getting nuts' means". The joke here is that Jon does nutmeg. Nutmeg is usually used as spice, but when consumed in large quantities it can cause various psychotropic effects, including hallucinations and amnesia. It's legal and very cheap, but you get exactly your money worth. Nut trip is so awful that normal people never do it twice. The biggest problem with nutmeg is that if you start it with principle "Is it working yet? Maybe I should take a bit more", it may extend trip for days and weeks. And the amount of nuts Jon used in the beginning of the video is exactly that, a month's dose. This joke is so elaborate, overly complex and dark that no wonder nobody really understands it. Yet everybody liked the episode anyway. I guess, it only shows that sometimes to produce something good putting heart and effort into it is enough. It's amazing. Like this so it stays on top.

9:38 In my experience, only 2 kind of old ladies can move like that, retired Russian olympians and *HWÏTCHĘZ*

The first 3 minutes of this are the best game reviewing intro content on KZfaq

Jon Tron needs to do a cooking show

I hope they make a Home Alone 6 where Kevin realizes the benefits of being home alone.

There's an 11 year old out there that's now 17 or 18 and has their early art immortalised in a JonTron video

"Looks like something an eleven year old posted on deviant art" nice that one KZfaqr does his research, bc that's pretty accurate

Too bad he didn't get to the part in Home Alone for the GameBoy where you fight a giant spider in a subterranean lair. I literally laughed, spit and vomited all over my GameBoy when I first saw that.

"Who has a giant vault in their basement?" *Somebody who could pawn one of their valuables off and buy Kenya, that's who.*

Now any movie, game, anything says " In the memory of ---------" My reaction is "Poor B*stard"

Can't believe both you and AVGN got the real McCulkin to guest on the video

When Jon showed Home Alone 5, i was really shocked, because i never know it even exists!

"retired russian olympians and hOItches."

16:14 *You get +25 points everytime you take a fucking step-*

1:55 those pops and his response to it is so perfectly timed it’s hilarious

A home alone tower defense would make the most sense.

he never drank the egg nog

After seeing Macaulay Culkin on cinemassacre, he seems like a very nice guy. Jon did the boy bad. Still funny.

Amazing how timeless these videos are

1:44 Oh god, I thought Jon was about to turn into HowToBasic...

"I didn't do that much drugs and my dad stole my money." -Macaulay Culkin, 2014

This video for the longest time actually made me think Macaulay culkin was dead

I love how he glosses over that Bethesda made where's waldo the year after home alone

9:35 “The *_AAAAAAAADAMS_* Family?”

2:12 "You'll miss me when I'm gone" no truer words have ever been spoken

I miss when JonTron did these old game reviews 😭 Still I’m so proud of his success In his channel! He’s one of the last best KZfaqrs that actually put effort into his videos. I just miss these types of videos so much. But his new stuff is amazing too so not much of a complaint here lol. Much love JonTron

I want to find the multiverse where Jontron decided to keep this style and kept going, I would binge the entire library. Don't get me wrong, I adore modern Jon too, but these... these are works of art.

"See that right there? That's a parabola! Now, only a witch can pull off a parabola of this nature." Sounds like something that would be said at a Salem witch trial...

15:57 woah I didn't know Home Alone was directed by Michael Bay

6:58 BRINK'S NEW HOME POTATO SECURITY 10:16 C'mere, chubby checker. Time to do the twist.

Michael Jackson had such an impact on his life that he is moonwalking every where. Classic.

This feeling, when it's September, but I'm in Christmas mode.

Wait, there was a Home Alone 3? And a Home Alone 4? *AND A FUCKING HOME ALONE 5?! X_X*

Jon : man this is some good *egg* nog THE FUCKING BIRD : why must you hurt me like this

9:12 the true master of the perfectly cut scream. He did it before it was cool.

If Jon was asleep, then who marked his calendar?

"Getting a roasted nut or two in the holidays" What have we done.

I remember having Home Alone for the Game Gear when I was little. You had to sled to different houses, then collect items, and combine them to make traps to use against the robbers

"The one and only John Williams" Buddy I'm willing to bet there's more than one John Williams.

So... Bethesda, uh? Knew it. Home Alone 1 would have been a thousand times better with mods.

"hilariously, guy only goes in twos" Same thing goes for Gabe Newell

"Boy Found ... Shallow Grave ... Oh No! " LMAO This part kills me every time.

5:27 when the party paladin can't find their Necromancer

Only goes in two's? He should work for Valve!

"My favourite scene with them was this one" *BLOWS UP*

Ah, yes, Mobster Steve Harvey, everyon's favorite game-dad.

1:46 Putting an egg on nuts? Now that's just spiteful!

Didn’t even know 3, 4, and 5 existed :-:

In the church of JonTron, there are stained-glass Link windows and you study the Broble

It’s literally almost been 7 years, how has this one gone completely over my head??? First time watching this one, let’s go

"You just throw another living being at their face". Wario is actually very fond of this technique.

I like jontrons voice it sounds like a 1960s gangster from the Bronx NY

Kevin in the Home Alone PS2 game looks straight out of Sonichu Adventures

"THE Bethesda?" Yes the one that made Fallout 76 "Oh no!"

"second [movie poster] got away from the face" it's not on kevin, true, but on the back page of the newspaper you can see the statue of liberty doing the face

5 years later and at least 10 rewatches and I just realize that Jon doesn't actually have the stove turned on while he's cooking nuts.

Wait a minute. Wait a fucking minute! Hold the fucking phone!!! They made a Home Alone 4 and 5!? I thought they gave up after they failure that was Home Alone 3?

I like how abrupt that ending was

JonTron videos are pure chaos and drugs. Sign me up for more, if fact just put the whole JonTron library on my recommended -stammering- bring on the mariachi band!

Why is no one talking about how cute it was when Jon said “I’ve gotta go save my best friend.”

Can I say that there is a home alone 6 It's about dogs guarding a house I don't even want to kill myself right now

This video came out on my birthday & I’ll be 17 when this video turns 10 years old! Crazy how much times flies by.

5:55 even back then their engine 'Just Works'

“You’ll miss me when I’m gone” and so he did. He left KZfaq for some time and the true fans missed him, oh how we missed him. The day he came back everyone was like “JON’s BACK!!!” Ect. Welcome back Jon we have missed ya buddy.

“Who has a giant vault in their basement” Who doesn’t

“What do you put on Goider, SAAAAAVE? SAAAAAAV-“

To this day, anytime I see a “In Memory Of” on anything, I always say Poor Bastard. It has gotten me in trouble more than once

Am I the only one who can re-watch a JonTron episode multiple times and still find the jokes to be funny as hell?

I was scrolling down my news feed; I saw a new JonTron video; I shed a tear; I clicked the video and began to watch.

8:58 *THE MAN BEHIND THE SLAUGHTER*

13:11 Why yes Jon! There’s the AVGN episode with Culkin AND the Google Advertisement starring Culkin as Kevin grown up back in the classic house owning the place. So....YEAH!

Jon: ...the Adam's family Somewhere in my house: snap snap

No, Home Alone 2 hid the face in the newspaper.

“You’ll miss me when I’m gone.” *Fast-Forward to current year* Jon you make me sad Jon.

Merry Christmas Everyone

I actaly never saw 4 and 5. I actualy never knew they existed.

*Did I just pick up a fuhqing potato to stop robbers?*

1:48 I don't know why, but this moment with the pepper and sneeze has made me think pf many things in life having a sneeze sound associated with it

12:54 when your mom found you in your hiding place when you're about to get slapped.

I truly didn't know Home Alone 4 & 5 even existed

God, I love that Christmas intro... Pretty much captures everything I love about Christmas and Winter.

Happy Holidays Everyone!

*sees grandpa lemon plush in back from annoying Orange*. Me: ah a man of culture I see

Jon is always late, but in this case he's less late than you think. This video came out several weeks ago on Normal Boots. You guys should go watch this stuff on Normal Boots to support them.

It's St. Patrick's day And I'm watching Christmas JonTron. Dafuq is wrong with me.

wow I forgot how late for Christmas this was when it came out. Truly one of the great videos to watch when you're a month or two into the new year and missing the holiday season.

The sneeze sound when he added the spices (nutmeg?) was priceless