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Honest Game Trailers | Hitman 3

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Trailers that tell you the TRUTH about your favorite video games: this week is Hitman 3!
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Honest Game Trailers | Hitman 3
Written by Max Song, Andrew Bird, and Spencer Gilbert
Edited by Max Song
Associate Producer: Ryan O'Toole
Supervising Producer: Max Dionne
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@lakobause 3 жыл бұрын

Homicide Detectives: "Say, a lot of witnesses describe seeing a tall, scary bald guy at the scene of all these mysterious deaths. Maybe we should pursue that lead."

@AnonPer 3 жыл бұрын

Captain: "Great idea, except one problem; that describes a third of our own force! Ain't that right, rookie?" Normal Cop: "Yep..."

@greenghost2008 3 жыл бұрын

nah

@hb6x8 3 жыл бұрын

(Their partners, whom they never noticed had turned into tall, scary bald men wearing their clothes) "Looks like you've...cracked the case." *Beats them to death with a nearby suitcase then legs it*

@dandman9373 3 жыл бұрын

"they also mentioned seeing a tattoo on the back of his head" "it's 2022, everyone has tattoos nowadays. Ain't that right rookie?" "my parents gave it to me at birth."

@raylopez99 3 жыл бұрын

"Nope, looks like an accident"

@phoemix7043 3 жыл бұрын

“Inhuman level of calm” Yep, this guy was the quiet kid in school

@josephmoffatt4696 3 жыл бұрын

The creepy quiet kid.

@phoemix7043 3 жыл бұрын

@@josephmoffatt4696 Who murdered everyone in 3rd grade with a yellow crayon.

@loslingos1232 3 жыл бұрын

Wait, so I will be Agent 48?

@phoemix7043 3 жыл бұрын

@@loslingos1232 Yes...

@destructionitegaming7927 3 жыл бұрын

Well according to the story he grew up in a biological assassin program so I guess everyone was the quiet kid.

@es1vo 3 жыл бұрын

Only Agent 47 and Johnny Sins have worn so many disguises.

@natdavliam 3 жыл бұрын

If it isn't the silent assassin. Johnny Sins.

@nmnxe 3 жыл бұрын

Lol, You and I think alike XD

@ThatShyGuyMatt 3 жыл бұрын

His funeral was the best scene in the series. I miss that twist.

@nielsssg 3 жыл бұрын

Blood Money was absolutely awesome. For sure my favourite Hitman game

@ArtofLunatik 3 жыл бұрын

@@nielsssg that was the pinnacle of the Hitman series.

@nielsssg 3 жыл бұрын

@@ArtofLunatik Remember the fully customised Silver Ballers? They were like damn hand cannons. Excellent missions too, music and story. Back in the PS2 days xD

@ArtofLunatik 3 жыл бұрын

@@nielsssg i miss that customization and how you were able to get new weapons after playing each mission.

@nielsssg 3 жыл бұрын

@@ArtofLunatik Yea dude! The customizations were awesome, I'd love to replay that game using the new Hitman engine

@noamdavid8051 3 жыл бұрын

Diana isn't just a cell phone lady. She's *THE* Cell phone lady!

@CS-ex2pp 3 жыл бұрын

and she betrayed agent 47

@Dante343 3 жыл бұрын

@@CS-ex2pp Not exactly. And she had her reasons

@nicolesong6199 2 жыл бұрын

bestie (uwu)

@PeterJamesVillegas 3 жыл бұрын

Please say: "Good Work, Agent 47"

@evillemperor5447 3 жыл бұрын

"The money has been wired to your account"

@potato88872 3 жыл бұрын

"Time to find an exit"

@pritambasu2264 3 жыл бұрын

Please say, "Nothing is true, everything is permitted."

@Mo_Real_Official 3 жыл бұрын

Yes

@rushmaverick1923 3 жыл бұрын

Please say: "One man’s heaven is another man’s hell".

@fakergains5526 3 жыл бұрын

That's already been said :/

@gurkiratsingh8747 3 жыл бұрын

"How bad you suck" - going to my dictionary

@MuchWhittering 3 жыл бұрын

"That have never come up before now." I mean, the partners were all in Hitman 2...

@andrewfraser9679 3 жыл бұрын

Yeah, the targets of missions 1,2, and 6 are definitely mentioned prior and 3 kind of is (as a group at least)

@q-tip4723 3 жыл бұрын

To be honest, a lot of people who have picked up 3 feel ripped off because they haven't either played the last 2 games or are the kind of "one and done" type of gamers.

@Fox724 3 жыл бұрын

Say: "When I'm gone, delete my browser history so they won't see my anime search history!"

@johnathanwagner4655 3 жыл бұрын

Can you say, “The Elden ring, ooohhh Elden Ring, shattered, by someone or something”

@joh3981 3 жыл бұрын

It was awesome to see him read that. Thanks for suggesting it😁

@RobertJW 3 жыл бұрын

“IKEA-esque” Oh, I see someone’s been watching Game Maker’s Tool Kit. 10/10 game trailer. Makes me want to play Hitman!

@sharif47 3 жыл бұрын

I think everyone knows why they won't bring back the dominatrix gun nuns.

@mubasshiraal 3 жыл бұрын

Next Honest Game Trailer : THE WOLF AMONG US

@YashSharma-uq1hb 3 жыл бұрын

Underrated Game

@Penguinmanereikel 3 жыл бұрын

Their final pun might be “The Dilf Among Us”

@Mustafa_9628 3 жыл бұрын

Oh boi

@natdavliam 3 жыл бұрын

@Zachary Erickson Make your own comment

@natdavliam 3 жыл бұрын

@Zachary Erickson No you made a reply

@2froggie228 3 жыл бұрын

Please say “I like frogs cause they go boing and ribbit”

@Mo_Real_Official 3 жыл бұрын

@Boomshteck 3 жыл бұрын

@hirvale 3 жыл бұрын

@Hisham5702 3 жыл бұрын

@jacobhoover1654 3 жыл бұрын

@nayeebG 3 жыл бұрын

Just finished it today. Good job, IoI. 💖 It was a good finale of the Franchise. The environments, levels are so gorgeous.

@fissionist2158 3 жыл бұрын

The one thing I feel was overlooked was Agent 47 literally being a dark humor machine. Other than that, great review!

@plumenommershpadoinkle7575 7 ай бұрын

fr the man is genuinely funny

@OMGmyFACE 3 жыл бұрын

Faking your death to assassinate someone at your funeral is the Hitman experience. Blood Money was a masterpiece.

@BIBeast291 3 жыл бұрын

Please say "Wow, I can't believe we haven't done an Honest Trailer for Dragon Age yet." Then please do an actual Honest Trailer for Dragon Age.

@Fede0779 3 жыл бұрын

Hopefully next year they'll make that one

@raymondjones7423 3 жыл бұрын

Or please say "Fine! Heres the honest trailer for 'The time period of dragons: The original one"

@piplup10203854 3 жыл бұрын

The line about nothing but a couple of nickels had me laughing so hard 🤣

@spacehawkreviewsvideos8262 3 жыл бұрын

0:46 You had me at, “Inner Eli Roth.”

@2st486 3 жыл бұрын

*srmiks in lucio fulci

@LearnWithEase87 3 жыл бұрын

Man Hitman series is so underrated. Hitman 3 on Series X looks AMAZING!

@MayaState 3 жыл бұрын

I shook my head hard when I saw that Timmy O. was cast as the Hitman guy.

@TheLivingThanos 3 жыл бұрын

Vin Diesel as 47........... Okay you got me intrested

@gurkiratsingh8747 3 жыл бұрын

I remember those nuns from absolution, that game was dope.

@shaggyiguana4630 3 жыл бұрын

true true

@CamilaVanilla 3 жыл бұрын

The nuns were cool. But they still make zero sense to me.

@hirvale 3 жыл бұрын

@@CamilaVanilla They're nuns, in latex, with guns! Our eyes are the only sense they need to worry about

@tomstonemale 3 жыл бұрын

One of the two good missions about that game.

@gurkiratsingh8747 3 жыл бұрын

@@hirvale nicely said 😝👌

@SahilShahcomedy 3 жыл бұрын

You have no idea how long i"ve been waiting for this.

@2st486 3 жыл бұрын

can you believe we still do not have an honest trailer for PONG ?!?

@Fede0779 3 жыл бұрын

Maybe in 10 years they'll make that trailer

@natdavliam 3 жыл бұрын

@Zachary Erickson Loser

@milestrombley1466 3 жыл бұрын

I never understand why nobody questions him about his bar code tattoo.

@HIT14MAN2 3 жыл бұрын

Now do a Honest Trailer for Hyperdimension Neptunia

@Selvente 3 жыл бұрын

“Just to let you know how much you suck” and “cell phone lady” wow how convenient 😂

@vanibh93 3 жыл бұрын

I was half expecting him to say "Johnny Sins" or something similar to that effect, after all the character listings :D

@blu75akira66 3 жыл бұрын

Good job Agent Fandom, the money has been wired to your account.

@lostlegend2197 3 жыл бұрын

Please do an Honest Game Trailer for Kahoot

@ogeccentricenigma 3 жыл бұрын

Wait fr, that sounds sick.

@lostlegend2197 3 жыл бұрын

@@ogeccentricenigma It technically is a video game. Look it up.

@ogeccentricenigma 3 жыл бұрын

@@lostlegend2197 yeah, I know

@appleface304 3 жыл бұрын

1:40 Actually Marcus Stuyvesant, Carl Ingram and Alexa Carlisle were in cutscenes in Hitman 2, so they actually do appear beforehand. Don Yates also is referenced in previous games with his and Ken Morgan’s company “Morgan Yates & Kohn.” But I’ll give you that for Chonqing like who tf are Hush and Imogen Royce?

@fakergains5526 3 жыл бұрын

Alternate title: Jayson Statham 3 honest trailer

@weetzcro9661 3 жыл бұрын

Seriously? JAYSON? It's not like he's been popular for only 30 years

@theportugueselegend 3 жыл бұрын

@@weetzcro9661 Non-English speakers go too far

@weetzcro9661 3 жыл бұрын

@@theportugueselegend I mean I don't speak English natively either since I'm from Croatia (east of Italy) and our language is Slavic type with minor Turkish, Hungarian and German influences. For Gods sake you have autocorrect to assist you if you spell something wrong and even then people mess up their spelling.

@theportugueselegend 3 жыл бұрын

@@weetzcro9661 Guess what? Me neither, I'm portuguese 🤣🤣🤣 There's more analphabetic and ignorant people in the world than you think, and the internet lets them write it all 😂

@pyrojkl 3 жыл бұрын

idk, i really liked the title man XD

@Aries1990 3 жыл бұрын

Give us an Honest Game Trailer for Dragon Age: Origins.

@Swagposting 3 жыл бұрын

Well... uh.... unless it was already made it probably isn’t going to happen

@Aries1990 3 жыл бұрын

@@Swagposting Well... uh... guess it's a good thing it hasn't happened.

@jacobhoover1654 3 жыл бұрын

@@Swagposting it's good it hasn't been made so that way someone can make it

@hasuramapa4639 3 жыл бұрын

I swear to God if they make a Hitman movie with Vin Diesal, we will have issues.

@fulcrum6760 3 жыл бұрын

How about Mark Strong or Ralph Fiennes?

@hasuramapa4639 3 жыл бұрын

@@fulcrum6760 i dont care. Anybody else but Vin Diesal

@Fede0779 3 жыл бұрын

There's not gonna be another movie for a very long time or ever . Movie studios already don't bother with the franchise

@DgardsGaming 2 жыл бұрын

Hitman movie centred around Family

@mont9150 3 жыл бұрын

"And wonder where the hell game is" I fooking understand what that means

@Thermalions 3 жыл бұрын

"What's Vin Diesel doing now?" Oh, the burn...

@AbdulRahim-eh3gt 3 жыл бұрын

JUST SAY STARRING- JHONNY SINS😂

@akhonankosi4704 3 жыл бұрын

Big missed opportunity

@bhaveshjadon5495 3 жыл бұрын

Damn....how did he missed that

@septianputra2496 3 жыл бұрын

The real Hitman guy 👀

@SaberisloveSaberislife 3 жыл бұрын

@The Void My day is also ruined.

@AbdulRahim-eh3gt 3 жыл бұрын

@Nazim Dean yeah right 😂

@mikdan8813 3 жыл бұрын

True, nothing beats the funeral scene.

@Repetitivestrain-of2zy 3 жыл бұрын

Quick thing madame carlile is shown in the hitman 2 cutscenes during those meetings of providence

@brendanlafferty9814 3 жыл бұрын

Please say: “I choose you, Pikachu!”

@matthiasneidenberger9471 2 жыл бұрын

I like the new hitman trilogy, but why in the world, after creating a whole series based on big open worlds with tons of weird and epic ways of killing your target, would you put your last mission on a cramped train where your target is just casually sitting there waiting for you?

@action.66 3 жыл бұрын

When you were naming all normal professions I was gonna say dude is basically Johnny Sins

@Paul-jw9vi 3 жыл бұрын

it feels like you've done a trailer for the same game 3 times now

@carlosfranceschy9428 3 жыл бұрын

That STARRING section is brilliant

@wolfgangwolff1343 3 жыл бұрын

Could you please make a Honest Game Trailer to SCP - Containment Breach?

@jesperwillems_ 3 жыл бұрын

"while you savescum your way through every mission over the course of two hours" haha whoops "and get no stars anyway" Okay the accuracy on that kinda hurts

@agrey832 3 жыл бұрын

"AC: Alopecia" I'm *DYING* 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤭🤭🤭🤭

@mariagheata2133 3 жыл бұрын

You must say: "I need to use the bathroom."

@aninditapaul9291 3 жыл бұрын

Oh no

@meetparmar4494 3 жыл бұрын

Mission 1 - Mission Impossible 4 Mission 2 - Knives Out Mission 3 - John Wick

@hfreistify 3 жыл бұрын

well as a log time Hitman fan .. yes its short but i like it ... just need to find time to play all 3 after each other :)

@noobie4998 3 жыл бұрын

When he introduced the normal characters, it reminds me of that Bald guy with many "professions"

@raresplay.1000 3 жыл бұрын

"Polish that barcode" for some reason that got me :)

@ObservableObserver 3 жыл бұрын

As I remember Agent 47 did not eliminate "someone" at his own funeral, he eliminated *everyone* at his funeral. He pulled the ultimate uno reverse card :)

@ObservableObserver 3 жыл бұрын

@@Hellwyck yeah, thanks for making me aware of that mistake. I corrected it.

@jackhackett80 3 жыл бұрын

I wish the series would include the languages spoke in each destination, rather than just English. Pretty sure the old games did. Still my favorite series of game been playing Hitman like 20 years

@HazzMatt19 3 жыл бұрын

Say "Ope, Lemme squeeze right past ya there!"

@Rahziel420 3 жыл бұрын

Regrettably Vin Diesel is involved in the creation of Ark 2. He's gonna teach them dinos about family

@johnnywlkr357 3 жыл бұрын

He ain't a not normal guy, he's Johnny Sins. 🤣 😂

@awolpeace1781 5 ай бұрын

I remember how stupid bad the disguise system worked in the first two games; they figured out who I was in a mascot costume in Mardi Gras!

@glyphin343 3 жыл бұрын

kept waiting for a dig about their spotty servers or missing carried over content. Don't get me wrong, this is one of my favorite games but still.

@PenskyMaterial 2 жыл бұрын

Think it's because of those bugs beeing fixed now! But yes... It started out pretty clunky!

@ViewtifulAce Жыл бұрын

3:15-3:18 I can't play the Hitman games, because I just do this!

@palerider2132 3 жыл бұрын

Honestly, i only get these games when they are on sale. Too expensive for so little. Now if i could get the maps from the other Hitman games for a decent price then it would be worth it.

@roobit 2 жыл бұрын

As a hitman fan i can say this is 100% accurate

@pepethefrog5125 3 жыл бұрын

Plot Twist: 47 is actually Johnny Sins

@Pinstripe10 3 жыл бұрын

We need a Hogs of War Trailer!

@jordanfelt5978 3 жыл бұрын

Now I haven't played a lot of the games, but I'd be lying if I said that I didn't enjoy the movie. It was an awesome action movie, not one of the best but certainly worth seeing.

@marcellopes7360 3 жыл бұрын

How have you guys not done an Honest Trailer for Civilization VI? DO IT NOW!!!

@RonaldMercs 3 жыл бұрын

Say “ mission failed , we’ll get em next time “

@MkayM254 3 жыл бұрын

I’m just here to remind y’all to do the clone wars tv show.... Yes.... this is what it’s come to... I’m ambushing the honest game trailer

@tino-kr9ov 3 жыл бұрын

Vin Diesel is actually doing more Ark 2 trailers right now

@zackdaniels7382 3 жыл бұрын

Honest resident evil trailers! We, the people, NEED them

@HuyTran-hw1sf 3 жыл бұрын

"murder sandbox" brilliant!

@TheOnlyTDdamediaman 3 жыл бұрын

Any chance they’ll do Alien Isolation? Feels like that deserves a spotlight.

@elonleon4452 3 жыл бұрын

Since you did a Honest trailer on Hitman 3, you should say: "names are for Friends" like in the beginning of 2006s Blood money!

@coladecker3792 3 жыл бұрын

So glad john is back the other voices weren't it

@Shaprite 3 жыл бұрын

Say: "Mukuro Ikasuba. The sixteen student... lying hidden somewhere in this school... the one they call the Ultimate Despair. Watch out for her."

@mizzegarino6125 3 жыл бұрын

Years passed and the throat of everyone is still located near the belly

@DragonQuarter 3 жыл бұрын

Please say, "Ranger, are you working? You are working hard!"

@pftburchell5197 3 жыл бұрын

Ok hold on. I know it’s a joke but I would totally watch a Hit Man movie played by Vin Diesel.

@kadosho02 3 жыл бұрын

The list of disguises in Hitman, sound like Mega man bosses

@joermnyc 3 жыл бұрын

Say: “You’ll like the way you look as you’re chasing your magic flying briefcase of death and carrying half a Home Depot in your pockets. I guarantee it.”

@X-SPONGED 3 жыл бұрын

Good job, fandom games You brought him back Only humor that hits good left

@tedpilledtonysoprano5512 3 жыл бұрын

The worst disguise is still in Hitman: Contracts. 47 is dressed up like the King of Siam and the Chinese locals are all, "whatev."

@user-dd8vo7or2d 3 жыл бұрын

3:52 Johnny Sins is Hitman 47 confirmed.

@matthewjarek3026 3 жыл бұрын

Please do an Honest Game Trailer of Batman: Arkham Origins already.

@SpectralSound. 3 жыл бұрын

Yes ! 🦇

@gameracet 3 жыл бұрын

I’ve always been partial to the Splinter Cell games.

@gadaadyn8190 3 жыл бұрын

“One, more turn!!!”

@Jaraxu 3 жыл бұрын

This War of Mine. Now that is a challenge.

@guardianoflife 3 жыл бұрын

I’d love to see you do Vampire the Masquerade Bloodlines before the second one comes out.

@zeeshanahmed2187 3 жыл бұрын

Is it just me...who thinks... Agent 47 and Jhonny Sins have 3 things incommon: 1.Both are Bald 2.Both are into Role play(Chef,Gardner,Server etc) 3.Both are assasins in their own way...