Spencer: "They do it to re-grizzle Sarah Conner but I'm saying she would never have un-grizzled."" Lon: "Oh, yeah.. She is pre-grizzled." Dan: "She is permanently grizzled. There is no ungrizzling this Sarah Conner. Lon: "Right, she's grizzled, we get it." Excellent!

Spencer perfectly summed up my attitude to Terminator: Dark Fate with his burp.

"Howdy folks, I'ma Terminator!" Ded ☠️ 😂

Gabriel Luna is a criminally underrated actor. He deserves a Ghost Rider show.

“Dueling Negans” from Lon and Dan is the bit I would most to see randomly recur in future apocalypse commentary.

1:47 So Dan thinks Dark Fate is better than T2? 2:15 Thanks Lon

I'm going to try to take a stab at the next few months of Honest Trailers: 2/18: Knives Out 2/25: Frozen II 3/3: Toy Story 4 (for the release of Pixar's Onward) 3/10: Uncut Gems (for its Blu-Ray release) 3/17: Jumanji: The Next Level 3/24: Mulan (1998) 3/31: Star Wars: The Rise of Skywalker 4/7: Every James Bond Movie (for the release of No Time to Die) 4/14: Cats 4/21: Bad Boys for Life 4/28: Elektra (2005) (for the release of Marvel's Black Widow)

Dan you are crazy with the impressions

The first movie made it clear that the Terminators were used for infiltration and Skynet had other things like HK's for out in the open killing.

I always thought it would be interesting if the main conflict of a Terminator movie was about the governments of the world pursuing the terrorist organization/doomsday cult led by Sarah Conner while she and her followers hunted down terminators and pre-SkyNet scientists.

At least in the original Terminator, it was clear the time travel was a last resort by Skynet and it probably sent whatever Terminator was closest at the time.

How to make Dark Fate better: Arnold is a vet who is unknowingly the seed DNA for cyberdine. And in this film is just a guy Sarah Connor points a gun at and he's like "What the Hell lady?" But since he's an experienced fighter they team up to face down a new terminator sent back in time

I liked most of the cast of Dark Fate (never said I like the film), but the actress playing Dani never sold me on being a resistance leader. The futuristic scene where she's taking on those kid's in a fight was terrible, because it looked like cos-playing a future war, and don't get me started on the bit afterwards where she has all her soldier's stand up in plain sight!

Terminator: The Sarah Connor Chronicles was the best thing to ever follow T2.

They handled the Terminator clean slate opportunity the same as Star Wars' clean slate, haha. Good ol' Hollywood ....

Oh man that Rick Grimes bit was hilarious and such a good point. I laughed so loud I woke my dogs up again. Nicely done boys

Love T1 & T2. I give T3 a pass, it’s okay. I consider those three a trilogy. The ones after that, the less I talk about them the better.

The Turkey Leg hit point restoration mechanic is 😹

Hazarding a guess that the next Honest Trailer is Knives Out.

The best thumbnail to an honest trailer commentary ever!

Tim Miller killed John because he didn't like the prophecy of the chosen one, then proceed to create another chosen one. Dark GARBAGE.

Get the Epic Voice Guy to say in a Southern accent "What we have here is a donut hole inside of a larger donut!"

My favorite trio for commentaries, bless!

I never knew the first terminator was based on a nightmare that was a fun fact also the joke that came afterwards was great very funny

I prefer to have Dark Fate not to be released at all. The ending of the Terminator franchise will always be T2 to me. Dark Fate really broke the last straw for me after three failed attempts, although Salvation would’ve been good if they had the right script, that way we can see more of the Skynet war for the next two films. Right now I’m done, don’t need to see any more sequels or reboots from the this franchise because I’m officially done. FYI, I will never consider Dark Fate as the alleged sequel to T2. Just T2 and nothing else afterwards.

6:05 THANK YOU. How stupid is it that there's a brand new evil AI but creates the same exact looking killer robots that are also called Terminators??? Ugh.

What they should have done with this movie: keep setup but make the girl the person who frees terminators to be individuals. Some (group called legion) wants to kill her to make all terminators one again. There is a human & terminator sent back from the future working together to keep terminators free from skynets control. Boom, much more interesting & in-depth.

I gotta be honest, I thought it was hilarious and authentic that "Carl" would think putting a cell phone in a chip bag would block the signal. He's a machine from an alternate timeline, one where cell phones were never developed past whatever tech humanity had pre-Judgement Day (1997 in his continuity). Compound that with the fact that he's spent most of his life cycle moving forward from the new timeline he created by finishing his objective in 1998. If your crazy aunt is kooky enough to believe a potato chip bag is blocking a 5G cell phone signal, surely Sarah Connor and "Carl" could have a similar blind spot in their logical thinking - chalk it up to believe what you want to be true, even if it makes no technological sense.

33:15 wow Lon was spot on with his naming convention of ‘Glass Onion: A Knives Out Mystery’ prediction!

I think T3 is the best T2 sequel personally.

They CGI'ed a younger Arnold Schwartzenegger and should have just had him square off against himself and brought back the horror/suspense aspect. The Dark Fate Terminator was too chatty.

Honest Trailer ARROW

I love Lon’s Negan impression

I think Terminator 3 does what it set out to do for me. It has some cringe moments that were very much obviously forced in just to attempt to replicate moments from T2, but the main concept of the story and the inevitability of the ending make me happy. I don't think Dark Fate adds anything to the concept and just kind of is "another Terminator" movie. At the end of the day you only ever need one Terminator movie tho, and that one is T2.

I'm actually surprised that someone prefers Dark Fate over Salvatyon.

Dan and Lon's Negan impressions, though X'D

Appreciate the Hey Now! at the start of the video. RIP Garry Shandling and Rip Torn

Nice to see Lon’s reference to TSCC. Frankly better than anything since T2. This awful film was, as you note, a terrible combination of contempt for the only two good films of the franchise and a lazy lack of any new ideas afterwards. Hopefully it’s the last of these rubbish sequels, but I fear it won’t be. So, what will be the next way they fuck up?

So many of the deleted content was genius, and the one we got was amazing, this show how good you rguys are.

I could hear dan murrell doing the arnold impression all Day

Chip bag trick supposedly works with thicker bags. Kaspersky has an article on it.

Terminator III is criminally underrated. Storywise it is the best sequel, with a great twist and concept. Kristiana Loken wasn't a great casting choice, but it feels a much better sequel after T2 than all the others including Dork Fate. It came right after T2 so it couldn't win. If they carried on that concept it would be interesting. I really wish they didn't kill Edward Furlong. Because it was a lazy writing, and I would watch an out of shape, ex-addict John Connor who gets himself together.

Thanks for clearing that up Lon!😘

3:43 LMAO "poke holes in people" is the funniest way I've heard someone describe brutal stabbing. Good job, Lon.

A part of me is surprised Dan didn't bring up "All Good Things ..." when they were talking about killing the amoebas ...

This was one of the funniest commentaries!!

Great commentary!

Guys.. this commentary was HILARIOUS! XDDDD I'll be back for more!

Love you guys Schwarzenegger & Negan impressions 😆

Don't get the hate for Terminator Salvation. It at least tried actually showing us the future war.

I think one point of confusion is the intro with the T-800s are from the original future timeline. At least, that how Sarah Connor made it sound. Carl also tells the Rev 9 be's from a failed timeline. The Rev recognizes what Arnold is after it scans him, but it seems like they're just the end results of similar technological advances.

The Guest starring Dan Stevens is a wonderful Terminator sequel.

I never laughed so hard in my life! Those Arnold impressions are golden lmao!

22:42 i want dan and Jeremy jahns to have a Arnold impression off 😂

They sent Arnold because they knew he was once the Governor of CA.

"Why not just send one back to the 1800's?" Or why not just send more than one to the same time?

Yall are crazy. Terminator Salvation was so much more enjoyable than Dark Fate. I still honestly dont get the hate for that movie other than that's when Bale went nuts on a sound guy.

Best Thumbnail ever!!!

I believe it's pronounced "Herminator: Damp Fart"

Y'all riffin' with Arnold impressions truly shows that there is no fate but what we make it

I was expecting the screen writer and director to be part of this commentary. That would be gold. Rapunzel: Dark Fate

Shocked...shocked that the Arnold-impression-off here didn’t summon a wild Kristian Harloff to appear.

In T2, Arnold loses his arm again in that gear before lowering himself into the vat to be destroyed. Back in the 90's I always thought a real T3 movie would involve someone finding that damaged arm and reverse-engineering it to create Skynet again or something similar to it. That's what Legion could have been in this movie. That crushed arm was the plot hole I never forgot about in T2.

I didn't watch the movie, but they changed SkyNet's name to Legion? Probably the most cliche name they could come up with? That's terrible.

I feel like I’m the only one who likes terminator: salvation

In most of the previous Terminator movies, the resistance attacked and co-opted Skynet's time travel facilities. After finding information about the Terminator's mission, the resistance sends a "protector", before destroying Skynet's time travel facility so it could not be used again. Skynet should eventually have a time travel facility the resistance could not reach in time to make any difference.

DO THE HONEST TRAILER FOR BATMAN BEYOND

Best part is the Arnie impressions, I think this is the main reason you guys love doing terminator, lol

Haha Lon read my mind. I was thinking “did Dan actually say this is the best Terminator sequel?”

I’m weak bruh those Arnold impressions were too much 😂

Man, Lon's on fire today!

Yeah, the original Terminator came to James Cameron in a nightmare...in which he dreamt he was making a Harlan Ellison story.

Say in honor of Robert Conrad "There's a gray area there that I'm not satisfied is not gray."

Since you like talking about the AI, do an Honest Trailer for Person of Interest.

Dan gave the best non answer ever.

18:29 Dang, getting *way* into the weeds. It's like season 7 of _Roseanne_ all over again.

If you get the chance, do an honest trailer of the Sarah Connor Chronicles. There are only about 30 episodes, so wouldn't be a huge grind to go through it.

now that I'm thinking about it, how does Carl exist if there's no Skynet to send him back in the first place?

This isn’t the first time an enhanced human can kick ass for 2 minutes before being incapacitated: The Expanse did it first with Clarissa Mao. Granted, she just gets really dizzy and nauseated for several minutes after. No need for meds.

I haven't bothered to see this one, and I hate the John Connor twist enough I may not now. The comment I came here to write though is they also made this arnold's backstory basically the same as 3 then. That Terminator killed John Connor in the future and then is sent back to protect him. So both models who kill John then help him after.

Do an honest trailer for 'The Dictator', next!

Do an honest trailer for Ad Astra! It's not a sequel, remake or anything, just pure quality movie

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Tijuan 1000!

I feel like the Rick and Morty episode (regardless of what you think of the show and its fans) with the snakes covers a lot of what you guys talk about in a hilarious way.

Does Lon have a job interview after this?

Anyone else remember, "No one goes back, No one else comes through. It's just him, and me."? I forgive them breaking that for T2, 'cause that movie was still good. But now, apparently, they sent SO many Terminators back that they're showing up every couple of years, even after they prevented Judgement Day AND SkyNet?

Have y'all considered making a sort of game of the Allen raptor? Like every week maybe reveal where last week's allenraptor was?

T1 and T2 is the complete story in my head canon.

Best Terminator anything to follow T2 - Terminator Resistance.

20:25 That's pretty much how it went down lmao. But Rick was out for revenge even though Negan wanted to negociate peacefully so Rick got a bunch of people killed because of his wrath.

Can you do the witcher series pls ? Im a new fan of this channel😀 thank you !!!! Love your work

I think they what they should have done is flipped the script for the series and had like a grown John Conner trying to recreate Arnold from T2 because of how they bonded and what not and it is the Humans in the future who sent back the enhanced cyborg lady to kill him.

I wonder if they were going to copy something, then they might just make Legion akin to the Borg. The AI becomes a threat in the future as it decides to assimilate humans. This can make more sense for Grace's character too. She would be someone who was saved after being partially assimilated and hence, her 'upgrades' make more sense.

I think Terminator should just go completely ridiculous. So, my idea is in the next Terminator humans team up with skynet to fight time traveling aliens who are trying to invade earth! I don't think it could be any worse than the other T2 sequels.

1. Honest Trailers: 1998 _Mulan_ (in honor of the live-action remake coming out on March 27th) 2. Honest Trailers: _Coco_ 3. Honest TV Trailers: _Phineas and Ferb_ 4. Honest TV Trailers: _Gravity Falls_

I really like Dark Fate. It's the true successor to T2.

SM Sterling has a trilogy of books that pick up after T2 that are amazing. Must reads if you're a Terminator fan. Also, that's a bad ass phone case Dan has.

diggin in? are yall finally doin holes?!?!

Dark Fate: Best of the worst Terminator movies? Or worst of the best Terminator movies?