Honest Trailers - Dawn of the Planet of the Apes
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Audiences went bananas over the latest film in cinema's wordiest-titled franchise, so relive this summer's blockbuster hit, Dawn of the Planet of the Apes. Or is it Rise? We can never remember.
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Voiceover Narration by Jon: / jon3pnt0
Title design by Robert Holtby
Series Created by Andy Signore / andysignore & Brett Weiner
Written by Spencer Gilbert, Dan Murrell, Gilli Nissim, and Andy Signore
Edited by Dan Murrell & Jason Inman
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Are you still reading this?! If so, type "Apes. Together. Strong." in the comments below!!
@josephwright4222 3 жыл бұрын
honestly though, an ape wielding double machine guns on horseback whilst fighting a tank is the biggest cinematic achievement of all time
@M0b1us_118 2 жыл бұрын
I still can’t believe they got actual apes to ride on horseback with said machine guns.
@vayne06 Жыл бұрын
@@M0b1us_118Our hearts are with their trainers!😢
@bradwright9477 9 жыл бұрын
You know its great when even the Honest Trailers writers admit its awesome
@SebideeTW 9 жыл бұрын
***** We've got a badass over here guys, watch out.
@meowmeow-di2qo 9 жыл бұрын
The movie was extremely cliché when it came to some of the human characters and scenario on how there ended up being bad blood between the survivors and the apes. I cannot say that I didn't enjoy it though.
@tektek10 9 жыл бұрын
***** if you want unique story lines ... watch european movies ...
@Johnnythefirst 9 жыл бұрын
Thomas Thirlwall That's because the humans don't matter in this franchise. :p And of course there has to be bad blood, because eventually, they have to reach the storyline of the original...
@gabrielfischel294 9 жыл бұрын
***** maybe some of the humans were forgetable, but ceasar is a very good character and the ape society is very intersting
@pancheeetee 9 жыл бұрын
Rise of the Dawn of the Start of the Planet of the Apes Origins the Beginning......i can't stop laughing....epic title...great work
@garrettwhite8943 4 жыл бұрын
Right!
@JC_Cali 3 жыл бұрын
I'm glad they said it!! That naming convention always bugged me, so I definitely like their's lol
@barco10001 3 жыл бұрын
part 1
@AndrewCortesi 2 жыл бұрын
That’s like placing every X-Men title into one
@Hecuba107 2 ай бұрын
It’s like the Glove and Boots bit, “The Start of the Dawn of the Return to the Planet of the Apes of Tomorrow”.
@Interestingenough4 8 жыл бұрын
Since you mentioned "Babe", you should totally do an Honest Trailer for "Babe".
@nicolasriveros943 8 жыл бұрын
he also mention him in Mad Max Fury Road HT
@saxmast3r 9 жыл бұрын
Lol, that ending: "So... uh... where are all the monkey d*cks?" LMAO. xD
@LadyLou9 9 жыл бұрын
He's right you know.
@saxmast3r 9 жыл бұрын
Yeah. Haha.
@Lovehandels 9 жыл бұрын
That is a good question lol!
@dnsimmons1able 9 жыл бұрын
I was wondering about that, too.
@davidmendez3899 9 жыл бұрын
SAMUEL fincher I don't think animal genitals would make it R
@malachicoleman8406 9 жыл бұрын
The plot wasn't about fixing a dam, that was just a way to get the apes and humans to find out about each other. It worked well too, because it's just like in real life when a group needs something that belongs to or is in the territory, like america wanting oil from the other country and how it causes conflict, so it's brilliant. The plot was actually about and revolved around Koba, Caesar, and all the stuff that happened as a result, not the dam.
@jokubast6395 9 жыл бұрын
So... you're THAT kind of a guy. OK.
@SnowLeonhart 9 жыл бұрын
Jokūbas Algimantas Turčakovas What kind? Clever one?
@iuffcgpuu 9 жыл бұрын
***** No, someone that thinks he is clever than others.
@sleeplessfeed 9 жыл бұрын
Arcanite Mage Why would that be an idiotic explanation? Please, enlighten me...
@iuffcgpuu 9 жыл бұрын
Samara Mitternacht I didn't say his explanation was stupid. He is just kind of a guy that couldn't understand the joke, thought he was so smart, and tried to explain how "brilliant" the plot was, which is not true because plot was simple as shit.
@timrthoward7007 8 жыл бұрын
best part of this movie is that there is no black and white good and bad guys, and u can understand all of the chracters' motives
@lobsterrj 3 жыл бұрын
You cant do a neo-Marxist race identity politics, there are no oppressed or oppressors, right or wrong, looks like real life, sad!
@hittingyouoverthehead 3 жыл бұрын
IDK, I felt like Koba was an evil character and a really bad guy. Had he not killed Ash, then maybe he would have been a gray character, someone with good intentions and motivations but simply misunderstood. But he killed Ash so that made his motivation clear that he is fighting for revenge, not for preservation.
@dylancasey1702 3 жыл бұрын
@@hittingyouoverthehead and he burned down their village and shot Ceaser just to rationalise his need and want for revenge
@hittingyouoverthehead 3 жыл бұрын
@@dylancasey1702 Nope, even those can be justified. He was trying to manipulate the rest of the apes to believe his philosophy by doing that. Brutus in Julius Caesar genuinely believed killing his best friend Caesar was what Rome needed. It really pained him in his heart of hearts to kill his best friend but he was convinced by other senators that Caesar is turning into a tyrant and soon he'll start using Rome for his personal gain if they didn't kill him. The only reason that the conspirers were able to briefly convince the crowd that killing Caesar was a good idea was because they had Brutus on their side. I would have equated Koba to Brutus, had he not killed Ash- just a misunderstood ape with good intentions but the wrong methods and wrong understanding.
@dylancasey1702 3 жыл бұрын
@@hittingyouoverthehead ok yeah i can see that
@catkaboodle 8 жыл бұрын
Even the Honest Trailer guy couldn't keep it together at the "ape riding on horseback with machine guns fighting a tank" segment. This movie was awesome, but this is one of the best Honest Trailers I've seen.
@MaxwellHicks444 8 жыл бұрын
I reported u trying to like ur comment sorry bout that
@catkaboodle 8 жыл бұрын
+The Drunkin Kitty No prob! One time I did that to someone else too! Nothing bad happened in either case, so you've got nothing to worry about haha I actually didn't know I was flagged... guess Google has people/computers reviewing all this stuff to determine whether it's actually bad or not.
@jerrydixon1305 8 жыл бұрын
I love this movie
@pentadeuce1086 9 жыл бұрын
2:15 if you pause it at just the right moment you can see the skulls in Gastons eyes.
@sameergrewal3194 9 жыл бұрын
Penta Deuce Who cares man
@pentadeuce1086 9 жыл бұрын
sameer grewal hey I think it's interesting that they put that in, you don't have to care man
@mrcooper6318 8 жыл бұрын
GG disney, GG
@tahirmehdi 8 жыл бұрын
+Penta Deuce Wow, nice catch!
@sameergrewal3194 8 жыл бұрын
+ Joseph skinner hey skinny nobody asked you so you can keep your words inside thank you :)
@thestuffofnerdz446 8 жыл бұрын
That Batman comparison was fantastic
@multiverse_media2023 4 жыл бұрын
I got three words for you! WHERE’S THE TRIGGER!!!!??
@Arkhamman2023 4 жыл бұрын
@@multiverse_media2023 *SWEAR TO ME!*
@multiverse_media2023 4 жыл бұрын
*WHERE ARE THEY!?*
@abhirupb316 4 жыл бұрын
Funny since Matt Reeves is directing The Batman and Cesar (Serkis) is Alfred
@Abominatrix650 Ай бұрын
Caesar is closest we've ever gotten to a perfect live-action Detective Chimp performance. I could see him alongside Batman and take it 100% seriously
@lukassnakeman 8 жыл бұрын
where do they keep the horses, where did they get the horses
@Hollyberrystreats 8 жыл бұрын
And why would they treat the horses the way we treat horses?! Is that just a plot hole? Or was it a deliberate hint that Ceasar and the rest of Ape society may be hypocritical about the plight of other (equally intelligent) animals. Are the sequels gonna get all Animal Farmy? Because I kinda love that idea, now that its in my head.
@Hollyberrystreats 8 жыл бұрын
FireStormBaller I don't necessarily mean the same kind of intelligence as Ceasar. They didn't take his magical Alzheimer's drug, but then neither did all those apes he gathered on the way to the Golden Gate Bridge battle thingie from the first, nor the next generation of apes. I just find it kinda...odd that they would treat another animal as inferior if they remember being treated that way.
@ruekurei88 8 жыл бұрын
+Holly Huffstutler Doesn't matter, in the animal kingdom there is and will always be a hierarchy. It's not so much 'do unto others', as there is no reason to abide by that reasoning, there is no ape bible and likely noone teaches that stuff, but laws of nature.
@kuwinsitall 4 жыл бұрын
i want to know if a gorilla would be too heavy for a horse to support
@santoshbhat3514 4 жыл бұрын
Rise of the dawn of the planet of the horses 🐎
@errxr6129 9 жыл бұрын
how could you not include lion king in the montage of villains falling
@vandobilt 9 жыл бұрын
Felony the-pony because Mufasa isn't a villain.
@errxr6129 9 жыл бұрын
no scar falls doesn't he? near the end
@vandobilt 9 жыл бұрын
Felony the-pony nah he gets killed i think
@errxr6129 9 жыл бұрын
hhmmmm i can't remember
@jasminemaedbh7105 9 жыл бұрын
Felony the-pony Scar falls into the fire surrounding Pride Rock I think after Simba pushes him. Cant quite remember though x
@loneavenger5246 9 жыл бұрын
"Rise of the Dawn of the Start of the Planet of the Apes Origins the Beginning" Holy shit I couldn't stop laughing at that XD
@infumiinations1311 9 жыл бұрын
And this was part 2
@huellbabineaux7433 9 жыл бұрын
DO GOLDENEYE
@DOBROTAmafia 9 жыл бұрын
...The Reckoning
@DemonGroceryStore 9 жыл бұрын
part 1
@Szadek23 9 жыл бұрын
Revelations
@aarononeil9832 9 жыл бұрын
Really should've had Gollum's death in that montage...
@MikaelByeThang 9 жыл бұрын
Oh, the fantastic irony
@guime1998 9 жыл бұрын
but he isn't the main antagonist :/
@aarononeil9832 9 жыл бұрын
guime1998 Maybe not, but it's still a similar death, a very memorable one at that, and the irony would've been hilarious.
@NotoriousPlayer1 9 жыл бұрын
Gollum wasnt even a bad guy.... He helped sam and elijah
@aarononeil9832 9 жыл бұрын
Shadowwavepool7 He basically spent the last film as a villain, and technically he was never a good guy in the first place.
@Astraeus.. 4 жыл бұрын
I genuinely only really learned who Andy Serkis was after seeing him as Klaue in Age of Ultron, in which he was good, but then in Black Panther he was even better. THEN I find out that he was the voice behind Gollum AND Caesar AND (less impressively) Supreme Leader Snoke....And it turns out he'll be directing Venom 2. Seems like the man is just really talented all around :/
@PurpleXTiger9 7 жыл бұрын
Even though the death by fall isn't too original, it was always my favorite way for a character to go out (mainly the antagonist) when I was much younger. It still holds a special place in my heart, I loved this movie and it's final battle.
@jimmywhite3241 9 жыл бұрын
When Screen Junkies does Honest Trailers for good movies such as this, they respect and recognize the film if it's a good one and only pick the literal things wrong with the film. When Cinema Sins does "Everything Wrong with.." for this film, they're going to nitpick SO many little things to bitch and whine about and make dumb jokes instead of recognizing that this was an amazing movie. Honest Trailers made jokes, but they were relevant and in good spirits. That title at the end had me dying of laughter. Keep up the awesome work, HT! :D
@TheOmegau 9 жыл бұрын
Cinema Sins is literally about being a nit picky dick for laughs. They legitimatly like many of the movies they do, but it wouldn't be funny if they went all "No sins here!"
@VonSpiegel 9 жыл бұрын
TheOmegau Exactly. But I still laugh when they remove sins because something is so good that it works like a redemption or something!
@thelegendofstonecoldstevea3205 9 жыл бұрын
TheOmegau The older videos were like that. Now he points out sins for the sake of pointing out sins.
@atownie1 9 жыл бұрын
VonSpiegel Like Godzilla spitting down that bug's throat. No sins for you!
@toahordika6 9 жыл бұрын
+Ashen He still does it for some smaller films, but not big blockbusters.
@theremharth 9 жыл бұрын
Say: "I did not hit her. I did not. It's bullshit. I did not hit her. I did naht...Oh hi, Mark."
@airmackeeee6792 9 жыл бұрын
I think they did that one already.
@TheMarkODonohue 9 жыл бұрын
Hey Olivia.
@sofiaa1616 9 жыл бұрын
Bob Smith In which trailer?
@TheNemisisx 9 жыл бұрын
I've asked him before to say it and he hasen't yet
@airmackeeee6792 9 жыл бұрын
One of the earliest trailers when Jon Bailey took over the voice-over duties.
@ASRGRetro 8 жыл бұрын
"an ape dual-wielding machine guns on horseback fighting a tank" EPIC
@OMEGAROB246 4 жыл бұрын
Just rewatched the trilogy this week: amazing. All three of them
@epicvoiceguy 9 жыл бұрын
Excellent! I'm so happy about that title. :D I loved the cliche villain death SuperCut!
@tolazsaman8617 9 жыл бұрын
jon3.0 is on fire today
@goran77ish 9 жыл бұрын
Speaking of it, enyone else noticed that villains in both movies died same way. Falling down. Only first time Koba killed first villain, to be villain in next one. Tho, first was not true villain, more generic i love money guy.
@DaemonCaedo1 9 жыл бұрын
Every time I see the Robocop one it really annoys me, wondering WTF they did to his arms. Who thought that looked right in editing?
@ErnestoCifer 9 жыл бұрын
Please do Priest next
@danny_phantom91 9 жыл бұрын
Ernesto Cifer i second that motion. i wanna see an honest trailer of priest and a EWW that movie too
@satsunada 9 жыл бұрын
Fun with ignored math! Number of non-human primates: maybe about 2 million Number of humans: 7.2 BILLION Number of smart primates in movie: couple hundred maybe? Possibly a thousand? I didn't see evolved gibbons so that removes about 300,000 of that population for primates. Seriously, we should have crushed them.
@Fakenit66 9 жыл бұрын
True, though there was also the virus that was killing a lot of humans. But yeah, launch a few missiles from a silo base, and your ape problem is gone.
@cbrownjc7633 9 жыл бұрын
You obviously didn't watch Rise of the Planet of the Apes. The Simian Flu virus that got unleashed at the end of Rise wiped out almost all the humans while simultaneously making all the apes on the planet super intelligent. There aren't 7.2 billion people left on the planet anymore - at most there are maybe 500 million. And that is a generous estimate.
@zamarokxl 9 жыл бұрын
The ape virus from the first movie infected the whole world killing most humans, as well as increasing the intelligence of the apes (it's not always as apparent as Caesar) and by the time they started blaming apes and killing them it was already too late. So next time actually watch the movies before you proceed to be a fuck wit.
@satsunada 9 жыл бұрын
HyperBreadbeard Or you could try math or common sense. There's a level of suspension of disbelief they fed you and that's fine. I'm just pointing out how unlikely this is. The virus presented to us is like bad strains of Ebola. It kills so quickly that it's hard to transmit. Even airborne, it kills people way too fast to be a threat. It has maybe a 2 day incubation period before presenting symptoms and is easy to notice. There's a damn good chance he was dead before that second flight, if not highly symptomatic. The countries would have sealed things off tightly so the losses might have been around 2,000-3,000 people. Again, I'm being very generous. Unless that virus was somehow able to survive outside hosts for long periods of time (which is unlikely given what we saw). Even then, by the time the last movie came out, humans had developed an immunity to it. The other apes have much slower reproductive rates than humans and shorter lifespans. Unless that virus magically made them immortal, we would outnumber them in absolutely ridiculous numbers. Even the movies said Indonesia didn't suffer much, know how many people are in indonesia? 10 times the population of all primates on Earth. That's just Indonesia. Seriously, I get suspension of disbelief but damn.
@cbrownjc7633 9 жыл бұрын
"First off, ever try to kill of a species with a virus? Civilized cultures would escape that easily." In the new Planet of the Apes universe, however, they didn't for a number or reasons. For one, once you contracted the Simian Flu virus you had about a week at most before you were dead. Secondly, no cure was ever found. The survivors in the movie? They were people who, for whatever reason, were immune to the virus. And the odds of being immune were very small - only 1 out of 10 people at most. And really? Humanity hasn't found a cure for the common cold, let alone things like Cancer or AIDS. Why assume they would have easily found a cure for the Simian Flu? Funny you mention Plauge, Inc., since they actually have a Dawn of the Planet of the Apes campaign tie-in for that game. Next, higher than 75% of the planet got wiped out - it was more like 95%+ Probably closer to 97% if I remember correctly from all the short-film tie-ins (some of which you can find on KZfaq) that came out right before the movie. Hence why, at most, there are maybe 500 million people left all over the world at most. And since Dawn of the Planet of the Apes takes place 10 years or so after Rise, (when the virus was first unleashed), who knows how long - or how fast - 2 million+ super intelligent Apes took to breed in that time. And the Apes weren't even the ones responsible for the virus. It was created by humans in a lab. So it was the humans own damn fault they nearly wiped themselves out.
@aorn2120 9 жыл бұрын
"Rise of the dawn of the start of the planet of the apes origins the beginning" this video and this channel are fucking awesome
@NickPiers 7 жыл бұрын
Wait a minute. They did the sequel, but not the first one in this series? You guys better fix that before the new one comes out! In other words: HONEST TRAILER FOR RISE OF THE PLANET OF THE APES!
@MChedderbeef 9 жыл бұрын
Please, please say,"I need your blood in this syringe, silly, not all over the walls."
@calebraphael6384 9 жыл бұрын
What's that from?
@floodgates182 9 жыл бұрын
You overlooked the greatest flaw of the movie: why are all the humans gathered in asphaltic SF, when what they need to do is farming food somewhere rural? Where does all their food come from? What are they doing there all day? Work as web designers?
@remliqa 9 жыл бұрын
To be fair somebody did promised them that they could restore power/electricity. A city could be sweet place to live in once you that.
@isabellafelipedeoliveiraca6698 9 жыл бұрын
Twinkies. Always Twinkies.
@InkHeart17 9 жыл бұрын
Good point. The food comes from abandoned supermarkets?
@HowTuts 9 жыл бұрын
Rise after dawn !! that's a fact.
@AlreadiWon 7 жыл бұрын
Abu?? Mojo Jojo?!?! 😂😂😂
@iKillerZombie 9 жыл бұрын
Say "No cuts, no buts, no coconuts"
@SpikePowers 9 жыл бұрын
He already did.
@ArcherBro 9 жыл бұрын
Say: "Where's the ka-boom? There was supposed to be an Earth-shattering ka-boom."
@CommandLineVulpine 9 жыл бұрын
I hope he says this, but says "boom" the way he says "boobs"
@ArcherBro 9 жыл бұрын
Lance Elliott He'll probably say "booooom."
@pactain5870 9 жыл бұрын
Boooom
@jayflavor1 9 жыл бұрын
Lance Elliott where is my beeeeeeeeeeeeeewwwwwmmm!!
@ArcherBro 9 жыл бұрын
jayflavor1 Yeah like that.
@moraleskarol2020 8 жыл бұрын
Mojo jojo !!! im just dead hahahahahahahahah
@ramdelure 8 жыл бұрын
Me too!
@matthewg.305 3 жыл бұрын
“So how do I put this..” I lost it 🤣🤣🤣
@lindiwemashinini4916 9 жыл бұрын
No Bwoobs today? Say: "Game recognise game, and you lookin mighty unfamiliar grandad"
@lindiwemashinini4916 9 жыл бұрын
Brian Davenport lmfao, you are legend!!
@SilentBudgie 9 жыл бұрын
Say: "I dreamed a dream in time gone by, When hope was high and life worth living. I dreamed that love would never die. I dreamed that God would be forgiving. Then I was young and unafraid, And dreams were made and used and wasted. There was no ransom to be paid, No song unsung, no wine untasted. But the tigers come at night, With their voices soft as thunder, As they tear your hope apart, As they turn your dream to shame. He slept a summer by my side. He filled my days with endless wonder. He took my childhood in his stride. But he was gone when autumn came. And still I dream he'll come to me, That we will live the years together. But there are dreams that cannot be, And there are storms we cannot weather. I had a dream my life would be So different from this hell I'm living, So different now from what it seemed. Now life has killed the dream I dreamed."
@shadowdoofus4140 9 жыл бұрын
Because he'll say all that -_-
@kylec.9092 9 жыл бұрын
What about just, "I dreamed a dream in time gone by.." That seems good enough.
@phk590207 9 жыл бұрын
You deserve an Oscar! =p If it's not copyright, off course.
@PeaceLightning95 9 жыл бұрын
phk590207 It's from Les Miserables.
@izukumidoriyaisssss3049 9 жыл бұрын
he won't say something that long
@CDHfilms 8 жыл бұрын
2:21 You forgot Frollo from the hunchback of notre dame and Gollom from LOTR
@MadHatterAlabaster 8 жыл бұрын
+CDHfilms clayton from tarzan
@THENemesisXX99 8 жыл бұрын
+MadHatterAlabaster well Clayton got hanged.
@johnc5258 8 жыл бұрын
+CDHfilms Scar in the lion king (?)
@CDHfilms 8 жыл бұрын
John C He died by getting eaten
@zeenbean2135 8 жыл бұрын
How can they forget Mufasa from the lion king?!
@ReaLifeHDchannel 7 жыл бұрын
Love all of this. Even the post-trailer section is one of the funniest.
@jamiesmithvox 9 жыл бұрын
Say 'snake what happened? Snake? SNNAAAAAAKKKEEE!!!"
@aaronoliver2053 9 жыл бұрын
He already did
@jamiesmithvox 9 жыл бұрын
....say it again!!!
@Hewylewis 9 жыл бұрын
Please say: "Hello, I'm the Nostalgia Critic.I remember it so you don't have to."
@nathancrowder9176 9 жыл бұрын
Damn, I was about to post that, too! Good one!!!
@Hewylewis 9 жыл бұрын
I tried a Spoony quote, but no one seems to notice.
@ammara9924 9 жыл бұрын
I thought this would be an okayish video but it is now officially my favorite Honest Trailer.
@memorablehandle 9 жыл бұрын
that title had me crying omg
@BrettCortright52 9 жыл бұрын
Say: Never gonna give you up, never let you down all around and hurt you
@Luna-rc8rw 9 жыл бұрын
Hahahaha I love this song ♥
@DarkCyberElf 9 жыл бұрын
*Never gonna give you up, never gonna let you down, never gonna run around and... desert you.
@ellen3666 9 жыл бұрын
have him sing it
@GameshinbunTV 9 жыл бұрын
Say: "Previously on LOST"
@clancywiggum56 9 жыл бұрын
Good one
@GameshinbunTV 9 жыл бұрын
I'm asking that for a very long time now, months...but still they don't consider me ;(
@wrongshirts7375 9 жыл бұрын
i dont get it... i dont get the joke...
@GameshinbunTV 9 жыл бұрын
henry pendle it's not a joke, it's the typical phrase of LOST tv show during episode recap.
@stinkleaf 8 жыл бұрын
Haha. the Falling sequence was genius.
@53knights 9 жыл бұрын
This has the best "starring" portion of all the videos. Including ones that have come out since this one.
@TheAnimatorOfficial 9 жыл бұрын
Do Big Hero 6! "From Disney and only barely Marvel, comes their first movie that will traumatize kids forever. Since 1996. (Shows Hunchback of Notre Dame). Big Hero 6! Join the adventures of an asian inspired teenage superhero team with some kid with black hair going to puberty, a hot love interest who talks funny, a fat black guy, a dark girl who hates everything, and the short comedic relief. All of which are fighting a man behind a mask. Huh, does that sound familiar? (Shows Teen Titans). But, to prevent DC Comics from suing us, we've also added a big white robot that will get girls to go crazy over him. Hey, it worked once! (Shows Olaf). Now yes, we know you are wondering why characters in an all-asian comic book would have only two be asian here? Well the answer is... um... And best of all, for all of those who hated Frozen just because, this movie features... NO SONGS!!!! Well, less songs. (Shows "Immortals" by Fall Out Boy). Big Hero 6! C'mon! We need you to help us beat Interstellar!"
@TheBubbleButtcheeks 9 жыл бұрын
Lol dude you should make your own honest trailor channel that was really good!
@crexxer7180 9 жыл бұрын
This needs to be done.
@leonsvideos 9 жыл бұрын
I'll cut the video and do it if you find someone with a good voice :D
@arkomazumder8010 9 жыл бұрын
Interstellar was much better.
@claraw6681 9 жыл бұрын
Isn't top of the world by greek fire also from big hero 6??
@ktmasterkt 9 жыл бұрын
I dare you to make an honest "honest trailers" trailer!
@JayDee2short 7 жыл бұрын
Please stop killing me, with the names at the end, OMG,,,, "Mojo Jojo" had me falling out my chair
@katwernery6505 5 жыл бұрын
I never realized how often villains fall. Must be an occupational hazard
@damienasmodeus928 3 жыл бұрын
the producers are just scared to put scene into movies where the protagonist brutally murders the villain. So they just make it look like an accident so the protagonist doesn't look so bad for killing someone.
@JShu98 9 жыл бұрын
Honest Trailer of the Honest Trailer: (Script) In a channel... That makes money off of discussing and criticizing the work of others using thousands of hours of movie-watching experience... Comes a trailer... With everything you love about... The narrator's voice. Witness a video... With a speaking pattern and presentation so cliche.., People have forgotten that it's actually a parody of 1980's movies... That they don't even criticize. Observe a review that asserts that the Planet Apes franchise is the most successful movie franchise to use talking animals since "Babe." ...and completely ignoring Lion King, Charlotte's Web, and every collective Disney movie made before 2005. LISTEN ...as an awesome voice lists things like... character personality problems over-used camera angles. and plot messages that are actually legitimate that he presents derisively. Slowly lose interest... As the narrator continues to make bad puns that some people find amusing but most people simply ignore or don't understand. LISTEN ONWARD As the narrator continues to list things that he finds wrong with the movie even though they often represent occurrences in real life. WATCH A shit-ton of movie clips with long periods of no commentary that should probably infringe on trademarks but don't because directors believe these videos encourage people to watch their movies. LISTEN MORE As character archetypes are enumerated to the audience that has already perceived them as such but find it much cooler to hear it from the narrator because his voice is second only to Morgan Freeman. Hell, let's go back to the fact that they just transition back to the movie to make the video last 3:30 as any video shorter doesn't quite qualify as commentary. SNORE As the narrator subtly presents side-points that contradict his original point but serve to provide more criticism to himself and others and make people view him as wise. BE TAKEN A-BACK By the narrator's quick transition from well-thought criticism to the commentary of movie hecklers because some people consider it funny because it reminds us he's a human being... Humor is dead. REALIZE That just after 1:50 the trailer is already drawing to a close... AND HALF OF IT HAS BEEN F*CKING MOVIE CLIPS. Ephiphanize That that may not be a word and re-read the phrase "that that" to see if it makes sense... you feel dumb... ha ha... this is off-track like the trailer. REALIZE That they just re-used an outstanding verb that they used earlier in the trailer to grab back people's attention from the side comment recently made by the narrator. Conclude ...the trailer with more listing to fill up air time. TIRE ...of absurdly long movie clips and lists that take the movie from 1:53 to 2:26 in 18 words. STARRING Deep Voices Long Pauses Lists Things that aren't even actors but are commonly featured throughout the performance... which they didn't do with this movie... odd. ...and observe as they make an absurdly long title even longer and more absurd for the sake of killing time. 3:30 is an important milestone! BE SURE TO LIKE FOR MORE CYNICAL COMMENTS ...and the abuse of my deep voice to make stupid phrases somewhat humorous. Monkey Dicks Squarely Circle BEEEEEEWWWBBBSSS The absurdly long comment for which he rapidly increases pace and tone to read ...not that they ever gave a shit about how long things took in the trailer. ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Before any of you hate on me, I just want to say that I love the work and am subscribed to their channel. I don't hate it. I just binge-viewed Cinemasins is all. (If you didn't already, read the comment with the narrator's voice and with a somewhat quick tempo. Then you'll understand what this comment was all about.)
@ViDeoDuDe19281031 9 жыл бұрын
I love this script. It sounds very much like the Voice. I would like to make a video about it, if you would allow me. Unfortunately, I would get copyright infringement issues lol. I digress, this is a funny script. Did you just write this after watching this video?
@edwardstew5873 9 жыл бұрын
Nice!
@basketballmoves101 9 жыл бұрын
How awesome would it be if their next Honest Trailer was on their Honest Trailer! and they used this as a script! ahhh makes me moist
@JShu98 9 жыл бұрын
mark wright It would be pretty great. I would tweet it to them, but Twitter has a character limit. If anyone wants to make a video for this, feel free.
@basketballmoves101 9 жыл бұрын
Jim Jones what do you think of the evolution of cinema sins? It started as a channel that showed all the flaws of a movie, but now it turned into more of a comedy with a little bit of sins on the side. What do you think of the change?
@AdamYGO6893 9 жыл бұрын
Say: "Zhu Li, do the thing!"
@thepianoist 9 жыл бұрын
Ha. I always thought it was just Julie. I guess that makes more sense.
@Shirley36 8 жыл бұрын
This movie was fantastic, I loved all of it.
@EnigmaticParadigm 9 жыл бұрын
The ending montage with character names was the best combination I've seen so far. Well played.
@wizzzer1337 9 жыл бұрын
2014 is one of the best movie years I've ever had the pleasure to witness!
@RasiumLane 9 жыл бұрын
Do an Honest Trailer for "The Maze Runner!!!"
@Saikiran-bi1nf 6 жыл бұрын
That was really awesome what you did with the title at the end....... LOL
@raoularmagnac2037 3 жыл бұрын
I just LOVED when he said "GORILLA warfare!" That was HILARIOUS!!! 🤣
@DarkGage 9 жыл бұрын
Say "BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD. SKULLS FOR THE SKULL THRONE!"
@TrolledGorilla 9 жыл бұрын
YES KHORNE IS GOD
@selimcelik3494 9 жыл бұрын
MILK FOR THE KHORNE FLAKES!!
@cobb541 9 жыл бұрын
SAY : "THERE HAS BEEN AN AWAKENING. HAVE YOU FELT IT ?"
@eljono1 8 жыл бұрын
the movie was good af
@omar3747 8 жыл бұрын
you crack me up every time with that title
@LuizAntonio-zs7ko 9 жыл бұрын
Do one for Lucy. That movie sucked hairy balls.
@arthurdent6256 9 жыл бұрын
ew
@JohnSmith-te4ll 9 жыл бұрын
Oh good god, if they did that movie the trailer would be far too long.
@Nicholasryan17 9 жыл бұрын
Of course it did. It had a fucking factual error in the godamn trailer
@epicvoiceguy 9 жыл бұрын
YES. IT. DID.
@iNidz 9 жыл бұрын
Well it had boobs and morgan freeman so that is nice.
@InkHeart17 9 жыл бұрын
You didn't say anything about how once the dam works, the guy's iPad instantly comes on to look at pictures of his dead family when the battery has been dead for ages. Even Caesar's video camera is still working! That the human shelter is apparently a few miles hike from an occupied military base full of soldiers and the survivors haven't sought help there before wanting to trek into the forest for a power source. That there are working security cameras set up in the sewers below the town when there wasn't any power for years. Yeah the ape stuff is great, but the tech logic was awful.
@JerkyMurky 9 жыл бұрын
Its the survivors that occupy the armory. They literally say they are going there to get guns after the apes first show up to tell them to stay away from their land. Its not occupied by military personnel. Hell, during the scene when Koba first goes there and leaves without killing the two guys you see Gary Oldman... All that other stuff you said though i agree with, it was bullshit.
@InkHeart17 9 жыл бұрын
Jerky .Murky I'm confused then. Didn't the "good" humans tell Caesar once Koba attacked that a distress call went out and more troops would come and kill all the apes for a sense of urgency of Caesar to overthrow Koba and evacuate his apes from the human base?
@442hoeky 9 жыл бұрын
InkHeart17 Yes, but no one said it was a few miles hike. Why does an ipad have to have a dead battery when they have running cars? Why can't a video camera work after sitting, untouched, inside a house, for years? These things you mentions might be argued, but they're pretty minor. I'd be more interested in how they got the power from the dam to the town to work so well with one try and no transformer blowing or breakers tripping etc. Then I remember it's a sci-fi movie and some questions are just better left unasked!
@nandoman4769 9 жыл бұрын
InkHeart17 Nope. The distress call was to people in another city.
@remliqa 9 жыл бұрын
I always wondered how the batteries on those devices could still hold charges after nearly a decade ( or how the building wiring and transmission lines are still working).But in they actually were still functional, then the scene(Dreyus with the tablet and Caesar with the camcorder) makes sense as the both devices are already plugged in and being charged.
@Jacob-ej8hy 8 жыл бұрын
"guerrilla" warfare. Geet it? heheheheheheheheheheh *i'm so dead inside*
@CochraneRichard 8 жыл бұрын
One of the best Honest Trailers I've seen in a while - really enjoyed this one!
@Marco18363 9 жыл бұрын
"Little Caesar's" LMFAOOO omfg dead x__x
@KnightsaysNi 9 жыл бұрын
"Abu." XD
@HalfAssDevil 9 жыл бұрын
say: Micheal Bay. You are the weakest link, but, in a shocking twist of his own creation, we are eliminating M. Night Shyamalan instead. Goodbye.
@Omegeddon 9 жыл бұрын
What a twist!
@FallingPicturesProductions 9 жыл бұрын
That's a twist worthy of M Night Shyamalan himself!
@golu_badbola 9 жыл бұрын
Last line had me rolling in my chair!!
@kingofthemonsters8357 8 жыл бұрын
Rise Of the Dawn Of the Start Of the Planet Of the Apes: Origins The beginning
@mr.fahrenheit2157 8 жыл бұрын
No :)
@DayanRokorghieri 4 жыл бұрын
Where are the monkey dicks
@lessonmet4601 9 жыл бұрын
Say: If I'm not wearing pants, then NO ONE is wearing pants
@bahyibrahim6977 9 жыл бұрын
I know he wasn't evil but I expected to see Mufasa fall and die in that montage....
@QwertyuiopThePie 9 жыл бұрын
Nah, just villains.
@Dcdreamer11 9 жыл бұрын
QwertyuiopThePie Scar
@QwertyuiopThePie 9 жыл бұрын
Pretty much everyone on this list, actually: tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/DisneyVillainDeath
@iamnumber4ization 9 жыл бұрын
The ending with the long ass title omg I lost it Lmfaoooo
@MacAoidh4 7 жыл бұрын
"actually, they're pretty clean..... and civilized" amazing XD
@bubblebee8224 9 жыл бұрын
I can't be the only one who wants Scott pilgrim vs the world-
@BingBangPoe 9 жыл бұрын
Say "I'm gonna need your robotic leg. It's important to me."
@AHJ8500 6 жыл бұрын
Loled so hard at the title in the end XD
@Steppen03 9 жыл бұрын
Just found out about Screen Junkies and you guys rocks.... Most of the time, yeah!! Sure, they poked fun of my favorite movies but heck they're kind of right... and funny.... and I still love my favorite movies!!
@CrittersRule247 9 жыл бұрын
Say: I'm here to kick ass and chew bubble-gum, and I'm all outta bubble-gum.
@MundusTransit 9 жыл бұрын
Say "Friendly? Friendly? Are you friendly? Hello? Friendly?"
@nebiyahdazzle 8 жыл бұрын
I died on the last part😂😂😂
@jdiggitydog 4 жыл бұрын
''SWEAR TO ME'' You made me spew my drink bro!!!
@MrDinoFeet 9 жыл бұрын
Say: screen junkies are illuminati confirmed
@waitkubi3563 9 жыл бұрын
No
@CalebByRamen 9 жыл бұрын
Say: screen junkies are illuminati approved
@jessepanosh 9 жыл бұрын
Do Guardians of the Galaxy!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
@Tommy9834 9 жыл бұрын
C'mon, you know they are gonna do that one, regardless of if it is asked for in the comments or not.
@awanthabandara3011 9 жыл бұрын
Yeah but there is a possibility of his comment being shown in the video
@qoaa 9 жыл бұрын
Do Salo 120 days of Sodom Or Men behind the sun Or a Siberian film
@Lejozama 9 жыл бұрын
qoaa Did you mean A Serbian Film?
@ChokingDanny 9 жыл бұрын
qoaa damn you man, and as Lenzam Zamora said, it was not Siberian
@AnarchistPoop 9 жыл бұрын
You killed with Mojo Jojo xD
@MsDelphiine 8 жыл бұрын
lmao I lost it when I saw Gaston! too damn funny
@a3n182 9 жыл бұрын
THE MAZE RUNNER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
@epicvoiceguy 9 жыл бұрын
You mean "Another Hunger Games that Was Written Before but the Movie Came After so Now it Looks Like a Ripoff?" ;)
@bruhmoment9510 9 жыл бұрын
jON3.0 YAAAAY!
@EpicNerdsWithCameras 9 жыл бұрын
jON3.0 "Another Hunger Games" in that they are nothing alike?
@epicvoiceguy 9 жыл бұрын
You didn't watch it then. Cuz I saw A) young adults B) factions C) tests D) apocalyptic future E) 2 main characters in love. All factors in common with Divergent, Hunger Games, Giver and sadly, they'll keep making movies like these because they're making money.
@AlexMcGillvrey 9 жыл бұрын
Honest trailer of DreamWorks' The Prince of Egypt next because Ridley Scott's Exodus movie comes out next week.
@zaidronaldochavarriaquiroz2732 9 жыл бұрын
Nooo. Bring the guardians of the galaxy
@AlexMcGillvrey 9 жыл бұрын
zhid chavaria They can do Guardians of the Galaxy on the week after next week. I also want to see them do the song parody thing to a non-Disney animated movie.
@zaidronaldochavarriaquiroz2732 9 жыл бұрын
Well if you put it like that. Bring it on
@rodrigomoscoso123 9 жыл бұрын
Love this guys voice
@spac3monk3y 7 жыл бұрын
I love this channel!
@wrongshirts7375 9 жыл бұрын
Do a Starship Troopers...
@usaa300 9 жыл бұрын
Dear God those movies were travesties.
@wrongshirts7375 9 жыл бұрын
i love starship troopers. its graphics isnt bad for its time. pretty cool if you ask me. SCI FI BUGS. catchy phrases. my favorite was "The Only Good bug is a Dead Bug" "its a Good day to die"
@wrongshirts7375 9 жыл бұрын
LitlPrince2 yeah yeah i can recall that. a ST fan :D cool how about this when dizzy died and carmen and Johnny was in the rescue hovercraft Johnny: mobile infantry does the dying. Fleet just does the flying
@PavelKahun 9 жыл бұрын
It was great movie, but I enjoy most that funny portrail of Fascism country from inside. It was so hilarious, those "want to know more" comercials. :D
@RedneckRapture 9 жыл бұрын
Starship Troopers!
@conman636 9 жыл бұрын
Please say: "I'm a goofy goober, YEAH! You're a Goofy Goober, YEAH! We're all Goofy Goobers, YEAH! Goofy Goofy Goofy Goobers, YEAH!".
@gentlemangeorge5051 9 жыл бұрын
to much spongebob
@conman636 9 жыл бұрын
Gentleman George Spongebob is love Spongebob is life...
@pilotxaq 8 ай бұрын
The "starring" and revised title were totally awesome 😂😂😂
@mclarenrob2 7 жыл бұрын
Babe going " la la la " made my day
@MarvRoberts 9 жыл бұрын
Do Honest Trailer of *_'Arrow'_* or else Malcom Merlyn will find you! *>>>-**--------------**>*
@perrylloyd6954 9 жыл бұрын
gamingsfinest1 To be fair, you continued reading a comment about Arrow on the internet AND you've made the assumption that Marv Roberts has seen past season 1 (not claiming that's the case, I'm just casting doubt on your assumption here).
@BlackWolflord 9 жыл бұрын
Or just say "YOU HAVE FAILED THIS CITY."
@SamZ 9 жыл бұрын
Yes! Please do arrow!
@MarvRoberts 9 жыл бұрын
BlackWolflord They have to put a name in front of it like the Arrow does.... *Say: **_"Screen Junkies, you have failed this city!"_*
@FexloGuitar 9 жыл бұрын
say "people assume that time is a strict progression from cause to effect, but from a more non-linear, non-subjective viewpoint, it's more like a big ball of wibbly wobbly, timey wimey, ... stuff."
@jaydenhollamby1076 9 жыл бұрын
The end had me cracking up
@OperationSpaceMonkey 9 жыл бұрын
you called Koba Mojojo, I can't stop laughing. That's too funny.
@GlitchyShadow13 9 жыл бұрын
This is my favourite film of all time
@1krani 9 жыл бұрын
... Watch the Powerpuff Girls Movie. It has the exact same plot.
@fictionaloverload4458 9 жыл бұрын
1krani They tried fixing a damm? And had apes trying to live their own lifes!? Had a leader name 'Ceaser"!? MY GOD IT SOUNDS AWESOME!
@bradwright9477 9 жыл бұрын
Agreed man. It was incredible
@rspain003 9 жыл бұрын
Troll alert
@xalener 9 жыл бұрын
1krani It's also really good :s
@toshhendrix7557 9 жыл бұрын
I never thought I'd get into racial debates on SCREEN JUNKIES. Goes to show you how deep racial hatred is, it infects every aspect of life including KZfaq videos. I can't wait till I get into an Israel V Palestine debate, when I go to a comment section on a funny cat video.
@lemmh2 9 жыл бұрын
I'm still wondering how you are personally able to differentiate between someone who is truly a racist and hates black people, and some troll who's just trying to be intentionally incendiary to get a response. Or maybe you don't see a difference between the two. I hope that's not the case. But I'd love to know how you conclude that there's "racial hatred" and not just an asshole trying to troll with a provocative comment.
@henriquemarceloburlon7757 9 жыл бұрын
Hahahah 😆 that was hilarious!! 2:49 is the best title ever
@BitterMillenial 9 жыл бұрын
I haven't seen this movie so when I saw the part with the monkey with machine guns on a horse I busted out laughing XD I'm sure it's built up better and more serious in the movie but just randomly seeing it is funny.
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