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Toy Story (1995)

“The English Patient” could’ve definitely used some Will Smith 90’s rap

The running man lol

you win the internet for today

@@hydra7094 Tomorrow the world.

You almost made me spill my coffee jajaja

Best comment.

You earn the bad pun of the year award

He had it for the first half and then it slowly gets weeded out along the way.

yungkidnf neither did I

yungkidnf its cuz he plays literally himself + occupation in all his new movies

I did and I noticed when it went away bizarrely.

@@leb7663 Really? Himself I've noticed (kinda hard not to), but the occupation he's supposed to have? Hardly... We're talking about Will Smith after all. And he's damned sure you won't be talking about some madeup character he's supposed to play or some second-in-credits goofs like Aladdin or something...

Yeah honestly

Turning it down didn't hurt his career and it revitalized Keanu's so it's all good.

Pretty solid idea that if Will Smith hadn't turned down the matrix, John Wick wouldn't be.

Will Smith is a good/great sometimes actor, but I don't think it'd turn out as well with him in it. Keanu's still emotionless mannerisms added to the seriousness, sadness, shock of that world.

Yeah, Smith himself admitted this. Reeves was perfect for the role, with Will Smith the movie would have an entirely different vibe.

This should be renamed to "Hornest Trailers" then.

Had to have *something* to watch it for. Certainly wasn't the script.

I mean yeah Slama is on of my top 5 all time favorites but she wasn't the only hotty in the film. There's also Musetta Vander Bai Ling Garcelle Beauvais Sofia Eng and Frederique Van Der Wal

Sonnenfeld shamed many women too... Not only her...

@@jasonseraph7814 "Shamed"? What are you, like 10?

Yeah, I remember really enjoying it when I was in elementary school. As an adult it's like "...dafuq".

I saw it when I was 11. Loved it....

Totally right... I saw when I was 12...it is so fun to watch back then

Yeh I can see a kid enjoying it! I was 17 when I saw it with my dad and we both hated it.

Lmao I was 11. You hit the nail on the head. I loved it back in the day. Watched it recently and it’s laaaame. I remember Burger King had WWW toys

Honestly, I assume this is the reason a lot of actors turn down "big" roles. They just don't see themselves as good fits, not necessarily that they think the movie script/idea is bad.

@Black Ninja I just can't see Will Smith saying the line," I know Kung Fu". He's an amazing actor but the Matrix doesn't sync with him.

Same with Sean Connery and Gandalf. He said himself the script made no sense to him, so he wasn't interested.

@@PureRok That was part of why Clint Eastwood turned down the role of James Bond: he felt Bond had to be British.

JustPhilNY3 "Actually, Will Smith admits that he would have ruined The Matrix."Well Will Smith has gone on to ruin so many other films. For just about every good film Will Smith is in there is one were he and it are bad.

Same here

Yep, this seems to be a common delusion.

I thought I hallucinated this whole movie for years because I never heard it mentioned ever after I saw some/all of it at some point as a small child

The only thing I remembered about this movie as a kid was salma hayek's ass. And thus I remembered this movie being awesome. Then I saw it as an adult... still awesome.

The only thing I remembered about this movie was it was terrible with a lot of attractive women in it.

its too good to make a fun of it =)

The best comedy ever

Alrighty then

Yeah please do it

@@camwillis7434 thats Ace Ventura! Which they need to do also!

If will Smith turning it down got me John Wick, even better. For real... Matrix would have been a completely different film with Will Smith.

Keanu Reeves had already done a cyberpunk movie before The Matrix called Johnny Mnemonic.

@Ivan Beltran I was talking about Johnny Mnemonic.

Me too

Brian Wright Matrix with Will Smith would had end up a comedy movie.

Yoko Kanno!!!!

Too bad it's not a good Anime.

@@countfrackula6707 yeah it's not good, it's great

Cowboy Bebop has the BEST soundtrack of all times.

Whoa vs Whoaw!

Good pts!!!

you're damn right sister!

Duh this movie has no problem with steampunk in the old west

Will be all, "Wiki waka WOAH!" LOL

He is the One.

he is the chosen one

Samuel Patry it’s better than a lot of bullshit out

Samuel Patry - Same here, in fact I’ve just bought the Blu-ray.

Same

It's just fun, mindless entertainment. :-)

Escape from New York?

Every Kurt Russel movie should get an honest trailer.

Kurt Russell is an American treasure.

Big Trouble in Little China was Kurt Russell at his Kurt Russellest.

I respectfully disagree. Most kurt russel ive ever seen is snake pliskin.

Jace Chretin YAAAASS 🤣🤣🤣

me too, quite entertaining at all. the setting is still relativly fresh and you don't see that much giant steampunk spiders nowadays.

Yeah I actually enjoyed this movie too, it’s no were near as bad as people have been saying

@@purplepete6576 agreed

Same dude.

Oh good! I thought I was the only one.

yeah the mask is the bomb

Put the cheese down... Now get the KEYS!

Just comment next time on the video hate idiots who do this

The Mask 2 would be hilarious

P - A - R - T - Why? Because I gotta...

But after all, we would have gotten a black "John Wick" and "Suicide Squad" starring Keanu Reeves instead.

we would also get a matrix rap song, a John wick rap song and keunu as the genie.

Will Smith took one for the team.

I think we need to get this over to Alternate History Hub asap!!!

I don't know about that. Keanu's career has resurged several times. (Remember _Speed?)_ If the Matrix hadn't come along, something else would have. One thing that's been constant about his career is how much everyone wants to work with him. That plus his lifelong love of action movies meant he would have ended up almost purely an action star no matter which movie put him in that position.

I don't even pretend. I genuinely enjoyed it.

I never said I hated it. I liked it. There is so less Steampunk ......

The ONLY good thing about WWW was the South Park episode where Cartman sings a version of the theme song with Sir Artemus Clyde Frog.

100% agree. I actually like this movie. You take it for what it is

I actually liked it tho. Or was it my child's mind that liked it?

Matrix: Reloaded, Matrix: Revolution

Gary L. Street n thus the legend of John wick is born

@Hoàng Nguyên Loved it as a kid. Will said he regrets turning down the matrix but it probably wouldn't have been as good if he had accepted

I still love both Will Smith and Keanu Reeves, so yeah....it's definitely a win.

they'll probably do it before the release of once upon a time in Hollywood

Starring -Pop culture reference -Samuel L Jackson -Samuel L Jackson spouting pop culture reference

And feet. Lots and lots of feet.

The best thing to come out of this movie is Kevin Smith's story about Jon Peters and his giant spider.

@Seer-of-things kzfaq.info/get/bejne/idponKih0Mmoepc.html

Thank you. I've always enjoyed this movie. Had a lot of laughs as far as I'm concerned

Feel ya. Treasure Planet and Wild Wild West got me into steam punk

I never took it seriously, so I enjoyed it also

Me too. I think it's still watchable because it was clearly goof. It's not great, but fun.

Everything besides Branagh was awful though.

or just, yknow, any man.. before the entire country lost its balls.

I feel highly offended since I’m an uncle.

I'm still writing scripts like this, though i am not proud...

@@KingMinos316 Why not?

Hell Yeah!!!!

Hell yea, Tropic Thunder is the shit.

Yes please!!!

Be the dude doing an Honest Trailer about a dude is guises as a dude doing an Honest Trailer about TROPIC THUNDER!!

*WHY ARE WE NOT FUNDING THIS?*

Lol, without the sheer amount of hate the „rewind“-video received, I wouldn‘t even know that he has a KZfaq channel.

@@r4nd0mguy99 Lol, I just learn he has a KZfaq channel.

FailedGraphics Because people on youtube where little kids when the movie came out. If you were at least 10 at the time you would have been severely disappointed

@@inritus7193 Precisely, I suspect that there's a huge overlap between people that hated this movie and people who actually care when movies/TV deviates too much from the source material. For what it intended to be it was great. It's not a movie that I actively seek out, but if it's on TV, I'll get quite a few laughs.

@@bingobongo1615 im 15 and i enjoyed it

the only people who hate this movie are stuck up wannabe critics who literally dont know the meaning of fun

Why do ya'll think Honest Trailers are actually reviewing the movies? It's literally all a joke, nobody is attacking your movie preferences lmao

I remember having a steampunk water gun as one of the Burger King toys

I got the james west sunglasses. 'member the sunglasses? I 'member...

Everytime I'm reminded of this movie, I think of Burger King

it was?! wow!

I actually had the spider toy for a long time when I was a kid. Complete with the villain guy up front.

I agree Kevin hart comes to mind. The stupid peoples god of comedy

It's my favorite line Jon has said yet!

I'm old. Can't resist

Fanservice the way it should be done.

Who COULD resist?

Resistance is futile.

@@whatdidoursurveysay BOOM! This!

haha yeah, I used to be a virgin too

Omg yes

Ditto. It's not that I don't know it's an awful movie. It's like The A-Team. I just absolutely don't care and enjoy it regardless.

This movie had BK kids meals?! What kinda messed up world was 1999!?!

@@rafanavega To be fair, I was ten.

I thought the giant spider was supposed to be in a Spiderman movie?

In that alternate reality we need Nick Cage as Superman and The Beatles version of The Lord of the Rings.

If Hitch starred Keanu then it wouldn't be a movie, it'd be a documentary

Keanu in MIB would be interesting.

Will Smith is John Wick. Wicky wicky wicky wild wild wick.

I do

My guilty pleasure

I do! It's just silly fun. Don't take it too seriously and it's a bit of fun

i do...but then again...i like horny movies

yes

Don't, just don't.

Is fun, cheesy fun movie and nothing more.

They are sometimes, remember in MIB when he screams, "NYPD MEANS I WILL KNOCK YOUR PUNKASS DOWN!"? Sounds less funny if he's not screaming it.

Hahahahahahahahaha. You are my hero of the comments. I was going to add that myself. Ah screw it adding it anyway

yaaa exactly, i asked them to do the mask 5 or 6 months ago

Forreal

Medic!!!!

I went with my friends to that, and laughed my arse off while they thought it was supposed to be serious. I mean, if you don't get the black and white nazi propoganda inserts are satire, it's going to be an uphill struggle...

*Desire to know more intensifies*

"The enemy can't push a button if you disable his HAND!" Clancy Brown

I just bought that on blueray! *SERVICE GUARANTEES CITIZENSHIP*

I still depend on that ridiculous song to get me through rough days at work lol

Who you gonna call? Wicky wicky BEES. Oh wait, that's the Neil Cicierega version, which is mostly better aside from getting rid of "Artemis from the start of this".

Xin chào

Tara Alexander “I must go back for my son”

Ikr. He's standing the fuck out of the ground near Will Smith

And for that reason alone I hated this movie. It was nothing like the TV show.

At least he's funny thou.

Tell that to ChaosD1

I hope to one day be invited to that trailer...

Emília Visnyei agree’d

I don't see why it gets so much hate.

Kim Jong-un I don't know, that movie makes you look not so good

Because it was

And please point out how Shatner's laugh is EXACTLY THE SAME every time.

+Till We Have Replicators. And a montage of Spock's eyebrow, "I'm a doctor, not a __", and all the red shirt deaths.

Say: "He's dead, Jim."

mooseguy547 yes, but say it with random pauses

Yeah, the Will Smith movie formula was an awesome insight (matched with older white man): Wild Wild West, MIB, Independence Day. I like how they made us wait to think about it.

Hell of a summer

The problem for me was that I grew up watching the tv show, so the movie was ok, and I will never watch it again.

Yeah, I feel like it's one of those things that people like to shit on for no reason now. Most people had no fucking clue what steampunk was until this movie

What are we, in some kind of Matrix?

I wouldn't call it the most influential anime film when Spirited Away is a thing, but it definitely deserves the praise and the Honest Trailer

@@thegreatherox Akira was more influential than spirited away.. The entire cyberpunk rage in anime was caused by Akira. The tropes of this movie are still recycled and used. Spirited away was a great movie but its influence on things outside of the movie wasn't as huge as Akira

デグレーットヒロX spirited away is a masterpiece, a high point in both animation and movie making, and undoubtedly (and reluctantly speaking) the greatest anime film, if not the best animated film of all time. That being said, it’s not exactly emulated or inspiring on popular culture. Now Akira gets credit for making Anime possible in the west (thus influencing Spirited away), experimented with technology to create it, changed many different anime practices, directly influenced several western movies and shows, and nailed one of the greatest predictions for an event ever... spirited away is the high point of Anime, but it’s close second place is the reason any of us even talk about Japanese animation. Akira is also a masterpiece, but it’s also a pop culture phenomenon. It’s 2019 now, so pop a capsule, ride a bike, and get your inner ESPer out! AHHHHHH!!!!

@@avatarmikephantom153 Plus it's timely, because the Akira live-action remake is coming soon, isn't it?

FanboyFilms exactly. And for the Olympics next year too!

I will admit, the song is dope!