If Wine Ads Were Honest

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What if Wine Companies (vineyards?) were actually honest about how horrifically terrible they are? Roger Horton investigates.
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Roger Horton: Jack Hunter
Diners: Darnell Eaton, Taylor Maggiacomo
Writer: Ryan Menezes
French Boy: Jordan Breeding
Director: Jordan Breeding
Art Director/Assistant Director: Andy Newman
Director of Photography: Dave Brown
Editor: Jordan Breeding
Sound: Mike Schoen
Key Production Assistant: Jose Brown
Set Production Assistant/Art: James Satterfield
Teleprompter: Hillary Shea
Ryan's Twitter: / menezescracked
Jordan’s Twitter: / the_j_breeding
Jordan's KZfaq Channel: / @drjordanbreeding
Dave’s Instagram: / deforestbrown
00:00 - If Wine Was Honest
04:18 - Le Running Man
#Wine #French #CommercialParody

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@johngettingslappedbylegal1559 2 жыл бұрын

The only thing that improves with age is roger.

@ChamomilleMilk 2 жыл бұрын

"ages like fine Roger"

@toddellner5283 2 жыл бұрын

Whisky and brandy in barrels definitely improves for a few years

@em0_tion 2 жыл бұрын

@@toddellner5283 True, but I'd still rather drink a cold one with Roger. 😀 Cheers. 🍻

@TeaPourSixFour 2 жыл бұрын

Roger my Dad who enjoys wine

@seanentzel9616 2 жыл бұрын

I can't believe no one is praising you for such a perfect comment on Rodger. Good comment bro. It's damn perfection.... ...like fine wine!

@crazychristopher1989 2 жыл бұрын

Roger: "What's more splendid than food you can't open without a separate utensil?" Customer: "Like a can of beans." Roger: "Shut your mouth you peasant!"

@iLegends73 2 жыл бұрын

He violated homie quick! 🤣

@RonaldRegain 2 жыл бұрын

Peasent is just the best insult xD

@bigdapramirez6157 2 жыл бұрын

You forgot to put it in bold

@Kayleahful 2 жыл бұрын

*Stares in Bar Key

@Samuitsuki 2 жыл бұрын

We watched the video, I don't see why you needed to write some of the script in a comment?

@StrawberryAqua 2 жыл бұрын

“Almost everything we do is so you’ll imagine the best rotted vine secretions were made many decades ago by smiling French peasants stomping grapes with bare feet.” “They’re not?” “No … and it’s weird that you want it to be.” This is satire gold.

@woollyprimate Жыл бұрын

I only started drinking wine once I was assured that they DIDN'T use their nasty-ass feet in making it.

@ledumpsterfire6474 Жыл бұрын

@@woollyprimate Yes! I had absolutely zero interest because of how many times I'd seen that trope. People wanting that makes me think of the people who want Guinness beer because they use meat in it because of the old "dead rats in the vats" story.

@UneducatedGeologist 9 ай бұрын

Monty Python Satire Gold!!😅

@frankenstein6677 9 ай бұрын

There were designated women especially cleansed to make the process as hygienic as possible, but yeah that was a good few hundred years ago... except we are talking some real rural areas.

@eyeseer1 2 ай бұрын

People have pulled their own practical joke on themselves.

@jonathanrice1070 Жыл бұрын

If it comes in a fancy bottle with a cork, you’re not an alcoholic.

@walls_of_skulls6061 Жыл бұрын

Just keep saying that

@NoHomerS Жыл бұрын

"If it comes in a fancy bottle with a cork, you're not an alcoholic." --an alcoholic

@calebmauer1751 11 ай бұрын

@@walls_of_skulls6061 Obviously a joke dude.

@calebmauer1751 11 ай бұрын

"I'm not having a glass of wine! I'm having SIX. It's called a tasting and it's classy!" -Randy from South Park

@RighteousnessWillPrevail 10 ай бұрын

@@calebmauer1751South Park is a sick trashy show designed for degenerates.

@jeff68camaro 2 жыл бұрын

This man is a master narrator. I have never heard the word, "taint," used so poignantly.

@EMbosliceN777 2 жыл бұрын

Lmfao!

@Mr_Pr3sid3nt 2 жыл бұрын

🤣🤣

@novalith3778 2 жыл бұрын

I need him to stop saying taint.

@EMbosliceN777 2 жыл бұрын

@@novalith3778 Never! Keep going! It is kinda uncomfortable though!! 😂

@dumacele6724 2 жыл бұрын

I've never heard or read the word poignant🤦🏿‍♂️🤣🤣🤣

@samueltheprideofafrikarobi9319 2 жыл бұрын

The young lady breaking character and laughing when Jordan yelled "My baguette!" is priceless.

@cracked 2 жыл бұрын

That whole last minute took a LOT of takes

@robbys5236 2 жыл бұрын

@@cracked Are you ever gonna make blooper reels of these videos?

@cracked Жыл бұрын

@@robbys5236 Yep! Emailing some of the more recent ones here: forms.gle/xkvMQcTFhQHJU35g7

@EstiDeColiss Жыл бұрын

@Punkrock Noir You're cringe

@TheArtofGuitar 2 жыл бұрын

We need this level of honesty in every aspect of life.

@ericparrish1515 2 жыл бұрын

Makes me feel too bubbly

@Beowulf95 Жыл бұрын

Yeah.... but then nothing would be sold. Part of marketing and ads is to convince you that you NEED this thing Wanna be charming? Buy this expensive perfume that small amounts can make people gag Wanna look rich? Buy this depreciating, expensive hunk of metal that requires absurd amounts of maintenance and coming soon MICROTRANSACTIONS Wanna get laid and look like a winner? Go to this nightclub that charges $20 for redbull, runs a tab in a single night of most people's monthly salary just for a chance to look good enough to some random heavily indebted barbie girl to consider having you touch her Wanna have previoulsy stated wannabe gangster buy you crap ton of stuff and take you to expensive parties and such? Buy this makeup that will cover minor imperfections and any other vague subjective features of the face that may be "unattractive" and buy this dress that cost a crap ton of money that has barely any cloth to do what clothes supposed to do (keep you warm) and will be used only once either because it will be ripped OR cleaning service would further bankrupt you. And don't forget about that little blue pill that messes up your body, because whatever side effects it can have on you, even wannabe gangsters don'f like pregos and won't spend borrowed money to entertain you Wow i went on a rant but look at all the stuff i mentioned and see how many industries are there just for some random reason/feeling you had i.e. demand and supply. If there is no demand, no problem: theater and TV will brainwash you to WANTING to have all those listed qualities

@kavijackson868 Жыл бұрын

Exactly!!! Full Transparency!

@The_Kirk_Lazarus Жыл бұрын

Nice to know I'm not the only musician that appreciates these clips.

@richardsanchez5444 Жыл бұрын

Holy crap its TAoG!!!

@MissAmazanda Жыл бұрын

I bumped into my older sister at the store the other day and her cart was filled to the top with wine bottles, she's not handling being middle age very well

@ecthelion222 Жыл бұрын

It’s a lot harder than it seems for some; my brother is the same and some of my aunts. Especially w the economy so bad. It happens. Old habits die very hard. Makes me think of the “Woman in the house across the street from the girl in the window.” (Netflix) Her cork collection was hilarious.

@xm210c 11 ай бұрын

I go and buy a lot of wine, 10-20 bottles once in a blue moon and rarely if ever drink at all. Most are used socially. Genuinely, weeks and months go by without drinking alcohol. If you saw my shopping cart however that one time i'm stocking up ... With my consumption tho i can afford good-ish quality wines and spirits. So while i might have 100€+ worth of alcohol in my fridge, between the 2 bottles of hard liquor and 8 bottles of wine. My personal alcohol consumption amounts to a radler ever 2 weeks and maybe a bottle of wine every 2 months. I appreciate the choice of having anything i want but i don't actually want it. Kind of weird isn't it :)

@cap5575 11 ай бұрын

@@xm210cNah, not weird. I’m the same way with Whisky. Have thousands of dollars worth to choose from that one time I feel like drinking each year.

@MrJreed1000 11 ай бұрын

Sounds like shes handling it perfectly well

@evil1by1 10 ай бұрын

Yeah the skyrocketing alcholism and suicide rate among middle age women is hilarious. Because old women are worthless...get it. Seriously for women aged 45-54 the alcholism rate has achieved parity with men. Middle aged women are also well on the way to closing the suicide gap too with a staggering 92 percent suicide increase but yeah haha old ladies aren't fuxkable and we hate all mothers so ...

@justinjustin7224 2 жыл бұрын

On the topic of pairing wine: I was once told by a wine snob that pairing rules are bullshit, and I should just drink whatever I would enjoy with a meal. This was immediately after I ordered white wine with a burger at a fancy restaurant and got a funny look from the waiter.

@inst4rmin.x4_onYT 2 жыл бұрын

Personally I wouldn't say it's "BS".. But I do support the method of simply going with whatever one feels like, same as for basically any other drink.. Sure, some orders may result in some funny looks, but who cares

@GiacomoMiola 2 жыл бұрын

try red wine with fish and let me know

@Neddyhk 2 жыл бұрын

I mean... some wines are better with some foods, some are worse. Red wine and fish is generally bad... red wine and chicken can be good... white wine and a burger (unless you like your burgers with sweet sauce and pineapple) is usually a mismatch... *unless you like such things*. People eat fried mayonnaise and peanut butter and pickles. People are weird. Pairing rules are basically "all things being equal, you'll probably like this." They're descriptivist, not presciptivist. If you take it as anything else, you're wrong.

@justinjustin7224 2 жыл бұрын

@@inst4rmin.x4_onYT it's the rules themselves that were being called BS, not the fact that two things can taste good together. I know full well how good the right wine with the right dish can be, but it really is something dependent on personal taste.

@justinjustin7224 2 жыл бұрын

@@GiacomoMiola I have... I've enjoyed a glass of red wine and plate of sushi on a couple of occasions. If the type of fish matters, I usually have sushi made with tuna.

@cocobutter3175 2 жыл бұрын

You're telling me I've been been pairing white wine with my microwave fish sticks all these years, for nothing?

@raylopez99 2 жыл бұрын

Not at all, CoCo, you have class. White wine goes with fish.

@JarrettWilliams99 2 жыл бұрын

White wine tastes like vinegar

@kpisti680 2 жыл бұрын

@@JarrettWilliams99 white wine is literally usually sweater than red

@sonicboy678 2 жыл бұрын

@@JarrettWilliams99 White wine vinegar is a thing (produced by second fermentation). Now, if it tastes like white vinegar (which is very different, particularly since it's most likely produced by double-fermenting barley malt or corn), that's of great concern.

@riskvideos 2 жыл бұрын

@@JarrettWilliams99 maybe you've had a bottle that just went off in the worst way. Some white wines are too sweet for my liking though.

@Odood19 2 жыл бұрын

Best advice I've heard on wine is that price only indicates how efficiently the producer can bring it to market. Cheap wine can be as good or bad as the expensive stuff.

@zohramartini9425 2 жыл бұрын

We know that in France lol though when too cheap it is kinda not good.. Bitter n all

@royaltyblessed2454 2 жыл бұрын

Very true. Wine is extremely subjective. I ain't spending crazy money on it. #cheapskate

@sd-ch2cq 2 жыл бұрын

When it's too cheap (think €2-€3/bottle) they have to cut corners to make it at that price. But when you are above €10 the price doesn't mean much and is just a marketing tool (selling to consumers who want bragging rights)

@mikitz Жыл бұрын

It's all about the region and the year, everything else is more or less trivial.

@chrisuwu8378 Жыл бұрын

I don't think anyone is saying lower end wine can't be delicious; but, a good sweet spot for me is $20-$50. Much lower than $15/750ml ends up being cut with gross fillers.

@tylerkollmann1407 2 жыл бұрын

As someone who makes wine professionally I’d love to throw in my 2 cents. 1. Wine is finished fermenting prior to going into bottle. There’s primary fermentation that yeast turns sugar into alcohol+CO2+heat. There’s also malolactic fermentation that uses a specific bacteria strain to convert harsh malic acid to softer lactic acid. If fermentation were going on inside the bottle the cork would be pushed out by CO2 build up. 2. Cork does have the chance of imparting cork taint; however newer technology and better sanitation practices minimize this risk to a fraction of a percentage of affected corks. 3. Cork and aging can help with improving quality of a wine. Cork is a porous material which allows for oxygen exchange. Oxidation of the wine changes color, mouth feel, tannin, etc. One of the most glaring benefits to aging a red wine is the polymerization (lengthening of tannin structure) This simply means the a young wine can be intense and dry, while a wine that’s had time to age will have smoother more approachable tannins that are generally more desirable and pleasant. I think this is a fun video. Wine deserves to be poked fun at for some of it’s annoying tendencies. While it does require a background in chemistry and has an air luxury/ superiority to it. When you break it down I see it as a blend of art and science that can be enjoyed by everyone.

@junesuprise 2 жыл бұрын

>Throw some grapes into a container and wait >“Art and science” Bruh

@GentlemanQ 2 жыл бұрын

As long as science clearly states wine isn't good at all for our bodies why in the earth would someone apply into this rotten industry while using a scientific approach to... I don't know brag about it? Science get dismissed when it clashes with people's desires even on behalf of their well-being in exchange for a passing moment of toxic dopamine. This crap should be banned. It can be worst than any mass-destruction weapon ever created because the trigger always lies in a human's hand and their level of sanity, add some alcohol to that equation and sanity turn into insanity instantaneously.

@CalaTec 2 жыл бұрын

@@junesuprise but you forgot to add the fancy words, that's why it doesn't work.

@jamesjones8480 2 жыл бұрын

You realize when the revolution happens, pretentious wine people will go to the gulag first right?

@westonblanchard5404 2 жыл бұрын

Did you really just say you need a background in chemistry to enjoy wine? Lmao

@KurtHectic97 2 жыл бұрын

"I'm Roger by the way and i've been drunk since 6 a.m." Don't change Roger, you're the best we have.

@cyberdelicxp9125 2 жыл бұрын

As someone who has lived in wine country and worked in the wine industry, for decades. I've been saying this for years. But everyone just ignores the silly stoner in Napa. I think being drunk is fun on occasion, but I'm not pretending it's "fancy" becuase I got there using wine instead of shots. yes I design wine labels now lol..it's a souless job..but just changing the label changes the value of the product. How's that for vapid, dead-inside, superficial consumer culture we are actively turning children into?!

@cetriyasArtnComicsChannel 2 жыл бұрын

same here, but I design for apparel. labels make a bit difference to consumers. I'm at the point that I avoid the obvious ones. I especially hate they descriptions for taste like its a poem.

@eduardochavacano 2 жыл бұрын

People in the third world need this culture to define themselves as the elite, because they know stuff like what wine goes with salmon or what goes with lamb in places where these meat items are imported luxury.

@Whalewraith 2 жыл бұрын

Some rich people actually like overpaying for a product, it makes them feel special.

@tomsnowden6201 2 жыл бұрын

@@Whalewraith not only rich people, you should see the delight on my co-workers faces with a new android or iphone. I ask what it can do now and it usually has more cartoon characters or just another camera that they'll never take advantage of.. But it's the 15x max plus pro!

@freddykabuffke461 2 жыл бұрын

@@tomsnowden6201 you just made me reconsider if I need another phone or... wait.. FOLDABLE DISPLAY?? TAKE MY MONEY!!!

@danielshoudy265 Жыл бұрын

I'm so glad honest ads and especially Roger are/is back... I'd vote for Roger. Problem is, he's too honest.

@danielshoudy265 Жыл бұрын

Also, the only time (not the only time but the other few were very similar type of experience) I've ever had win that I thought "wow this is special", was in Italy specifically Assisi (little tiny town where St. Francis of Assisi yada yada). Bottle had a little red ribbon across the top, and a little piece of paper attached w wax written by hand just stating the quite obviously (especially by the crappy handwriting) very small vineyard it came from nearby, the year (which was only like 3 years tops prior to that date), and I presume the same and a bit more in Italian... Only cost us like 10 Euros and was absolutely fkn delicious I can still kinda taste it thinking about this... I've never paid 100$ or more for a bottle of wine but I've had wine that other people paid that or WAYYY more before and didn't even come close to that bottle.

@professorhaystacks6606 2 жыл бұрын

"As long as it doesn't taste of actual paint thinner" Deep cut there.

@Synastershadow 2 жыл бұрын

As someone who used to work for olive garden, this is hilariously accurate

@cracked 2 жыл бұрын

Ha fantastic

@blackneos940 Жыл бұрын

OMG your PFP is great. :D

@evilmonkeywithissues 2 жыл бұрын

"My baguette!" Is probably the most genius line ever written for the fine arts in the history of mankind.

@cracked 2 жыл бұрын

And to think that was an improv

@evilmonkeywithissues 2 жыл бұрын

@@cracked True genius happens in the moment, it's like a law or something.

@Seegtease 2 жыл бұрын

I lost my shit

@Zebra_3 2 жыл бұрын

_ma baguette_ !

@Tsukaiyo 2 жыл бұрын

I was smugly smiling along through the video as the alcohol-hating person I am, but burst out laughing at that last bit! AND THE WALK TO GO GRAB IT! Note: I don't judge people who like alcohol. I just think it tastes gross, it's expensive, and I hate the idea of impairing my brain in any way. I TAKE MY FEELINGS STRAIGHT-UP AND RAW! ha

@Iconoclasher Жыл бұрын

A few years ago in the UK at a high end restaurant, a group of people ordered a bottle of $100 (or £) wine. A $6000 bottle was served by accident. No one noticed. No one said, "wait, this tastes like the $6000 stuff!". Conclusion: Cheap wine tastes just like expensive wine. Get over it! 😂

@nobody7817 Жыл бұрын

Not to mention that if you get drunk enough... you couldn't taste the difference even if there WAS one! LOL

@Iconoclasher Жыл бұрын

@@nobody7817 Yeah.... I proved that. Decades ago when I stocked my home bar I bought the expensive bottles. When I replaced them I got the cheap generic "booze" from the local Thrifty Drug Store. In the 80s they sold booze in plastic bottles with plain white labels. Rum. Vodka. Gin. Whisky. Etc. I refilled the expensive bottles with the cheap stuff. No one ever suspected. 😂 It wasn't unethical because I never told them. They just assumed it was the right hooch in the bottles.

@nobody7817 Жыл бұрын

@@Iconoclasher 1000 IQ right there! lol Awesome! (I had a fellow US family over for dinner. I had bought these Cannlloni by Edenia (sort of an "Italian Enchilada"). I put them in the microwave. I then transferred them to glass pans, and put the oven on low and got rid of the evidence. They swore up and down how good of a cook I was! lol (I was stationed in Romania at the time with the US Military))

@Iconoclasher Жыл бұрын

@@nobody7817 😂👍 I guess we learned what advertisers have always known.

@esq73 Жыл бұрын

@@nobody7817someone did that to me, but fessed up. I was in awe yet pleased with the answer. 😂

@AcmeRacing 11 ай бұрын

In business school we learned about the Gallo brothers. Ernest and Julio Gallo made excellent blended wines for the mass market, but they never achieved the lofty reputation of the single-year vintage crapshoot wines made the hard way.

@matthewmeiring6521 3 ай бұрын

That's kind of like what Johnnie Walker does with scotch whiskey. They don't actually distill their own scotch, they blend scotch made by other distilleries.

@zlpatriot11 2 жыл бұрын

Roger and wine, what can go wrong?😅😆😂Roger never ceases to amaze me in his savageness.

@JosephDickson 2 жыл бұрын

Its not all bad he's been drunk since 6 am.

@zlpatriot11 2 жыл бұрын

@@JosephDickson And still be sober enough to still be savage? That's a legend right there. #Rogerthelegend.

@PvblivsAelivs 2 жыл бұрын

@Roy Kasi You think they need to advertise to people to make them want to get drunk?

@nilus2k 2 жыл бұрын

I love that whenever Roger needs a silly character in a funny costume, its always Jordan. I kinda want to see his frenchman show up in all the videos now!

@cracked 2 жыл бұрын

He has my baguette.

@EsotericBibleSecrets 2 жыл бұрын

Jordan should team up with Chase, from GMM.

@ashtonoak4370 2 жыл бұрын

Im pretty sure that's either his uncle or step dad cuz ain't no way lol they have such great chemistry and he rarely talking in these aside from answering a question. I wonder if Rodgers is the one putting Jordan in all those situations to narrate movie franchise universes

@eagleeye2300 2 жыл бұрын

I also am a huge fan of the frenchman! (HFOTF).

@evil7011 2 жыл бұрын

I was working in a wine factory, they had same red wine and they just changed the labels to sell it for a higher price. A fancy hotel chain didn't wanted the cheap red wine they had, and they told them they have also a premium quality red wine but it is way more expensive. They put a new label on same cheap wine and send a sample to the hotel managers. They loved it and told that it tasted way better than the cheap red wine. And they sold the same cheap wine with new labels to the hotel chain and made a profit.

@bluedragontoybash2463 Жыл бұрын

just like diamond industry

@signor_No 9 ай бұрын

In italy they can't do that, if it is cheap wine it's a cheap wine, if it is expensive is expensive, if they put cheap wine in expensive name they are fined for thousand and thousand of euro, counterfiting is not allowed.

@baddriversofthenorcalarea500 9 ай бұрын

There is no difference between cheap wine and expensive wine. It’s the same.

@bizarrefruit9133 23 күн бұрын

@@baddriversofthenorcalarea500 So all grape species have the same yield, are able to tolerate the same weather conditions and cost the same to grow? The risk is the same no matter what? Look at how ice wine is made and then come back. Frankly, the 'there's no need to pay for quality' argument is as weak as the 'it's only good if it cost thousands' argument.

@baddriversofthenorcalarea500 22 күн бұрын

@@bizarrefruit9133 Yup

@j.l.stanford1754 11 ай бұрын

Some cheap wines taste way better than expensive wine. Apothic dark is ridiculously delicious

@ace2585 11 ай бұрын

Spoken like a true PEASANT.

@Tostos030 10 ай бұрын

Apothic is hella sweet!!!!

@yossilevi4288 10 ай бұрын

@@Tostos030exactly, that’s why it’s delicious 😂

@sonictheporcipine 2 жыл бұрын

This Roger guy seems to have his hand in every industry.

@ashleyblack4993 2 жыл бұрын

Roger is the best because he tells it like it is!

@vryusvin3905 2 жыл бұрын

That's why you need to buy RogCoin! Seriously, someone make a Fallout game where Roger is the mastermind. It would be epic.

@richardarriaga6271 2 жыл бұрын

@@vryusvin3905 Roger should sell vaults and explain how almost all have fates worse than the atomic hellscape above and the ones that are "normal" put an end to freedom with an overseer who dictates activities for everything from breeding to what you will work as for the rest of your life.

@PvblivsAelivs 2 жыл бұрын

@@ashleyblack4993 No, no, he is still telling you what you want to hear.

@Ashley-lm4nv 2 жыл бұрын

At some point they will have to make a vid about oxygen because it caused the first mass extintion.

@TonyHammitt 2 жыл бұрын

They say that those of us who don't drink alcohol miss out on pairing the proper beverage with their food, but I'll have you know that I carefully select which flavor of Cheetos goes best with my lunch, thank you very much.

@spejic1 2 жыл бұрын

I find the Capri Sun Tropical Tide pairs excellently with the beef-flavored offerings on the Taco Bell menu, but any of the drier varieties will do. My (ex!)friend took out a Cherry after ordering the beef burrito, and the garcon huffed and said mockingly "a bold choice, sir". Needless to say, I was mortified.

@hiimjustin8826 2 жыл бұрын

Coffee is the only thing I really know how to pair and that's pretty fun

@19Pyrus70 2 жыл бұрын

I think Mello Yello or Dr. Pepper goes great with everything!

@richardarriaga6271 2 жыл бұрын

Big Red (red soda in Texas and other places) pairs well with barbacoa tacos.

@CanItAlready 2 жыл бұрын

Cheetos are a beverage now???

@Aeternum_Gaming 11 ай бұрын

the way she breaks into laughter when he screams *MY BAGUETTE* just made this scene perfect.

@VulcanLogic Жыл бұрын

I make my own wine at home. Rarely from grapes, however. I make apple wine and honey mead, and I do it for about $3 a bottle, and both need some aging to be drinkable (about 6 months for both, a year is better). But the quality diminishes after 5 years, so It's better just to make more.

@davidlane1248 Жыл бұрын

I make mead as well That's part of what I don't like about this channel sometimes. They'll minimize or sometimes even lie about certain things if they think the message or joke will be better for it. Aging absolutely affects the flavor and often for the better... And no, it's not extra fermentation. If that were true, the C02 created from the process would carbonate the bottle

@VulcanLogic Жыл бұрын

@@davidlane1248 Exactly, if you drink your mead just after primary fermentation, it tastes like medicine the alcohol is so raw. Even white wines and meads need a little time to develop some complexity, between the alcohol, botanicals, tannins, spices, and fruit/sugar type/honey used.

@geigertec5921 11 ай бұрын

My grandad owns a farm and he makes pig wine, also known as swine. It's the same as making wine from grapes but using pigs instead. The pigs are herded into a large empty cement mixer which is filled with bowling balls and then switched on, after several hours they are reduced to a lumpy mush. The pig mush is then poured out into barrels and left to ferment in the cellar. Sometimes as the barrels ferment gas is released that sounds like pig squeals. These barrels are also known as Hog's Heads. They're sold to purveyors of meat wines, mostly in South America where this type of beverage is more popular than the West.

@VulcanLogic 11 ай бұрын

@@geigertec5921 Cool story bro

@DemonicAdj 11 ай бұрын

@@geigertec5921Lol! You paint a beautifully disturbing picture.

@diyeana 2 жыл бұрын

I drink my non-cork-taint wine from a box, thank you.

@cracked 2 жыл бұрын

Hell yeah

@certifiedfreshfruit9480 2 жыл бұрын

the way it was meant to be enjoyed :)

@dynad00d15 2 жыл бұрын

I drink my cow-produced-pasteurized milk from the carton, myself. Because not only am i distinguished, but also because i can.

@diyeana 2 жыл бұрын

@@dynad00d15 that's high class living!

@freeman10000 2 жыл бұрын

Château collapsible.

@batmayn 2 жыл бұрын

I've been a waiter for 15 years and I appreciate this video.

@slicksnewonenow 2 жыл бұрын

I couldn't agree with this MORE. I've been a Chef for over thirty years and have an incredibly discerning palate... I've been able to taste tiny traces of just about anything blended into food or drink, since I was just a small child. To be brutally honest, most wines taste ABSOLUTELY like vinegar to me, and it's been beyond my imagination how anyone could even enjoy most of it... And I don't care if it's Chateau or Mad Dog. It's always reminded me of those type of people who, while taking a drive through the country, pass a pig farm and just about want to puke from the smell, but LOVE the "fresh" scent of new garden mulch.

@MarkMcCray-gg3wx 8 ай бұрын

The things marketing make people believe is insane

@Ladymagentabennett 7 ай бұрын

Have you heard of people that taste cilantro and say it tastes like soap to them?

@rowdybliss Жыл бұрын

6:03 “MA BAGUETTE!!” 😂

@mozxz 2 жыл бұрын

I once saw a "wine Expert" blind test a few wines, he spat the most expensive one and said it was crap, and needed something to rinse his tongue, while thinking it was the cheapest one, and he praised the ever loving shit out the cheapest one, thinking it was the most expensive one. Funny thing is, he knew the expensive brand, even before the test, as he knew which bottles that would be put to the test, but not in what order. Really put things in perspective, that a cheap 7 euro wine was and is better than one to 100 Euro.

@raylopez99 2 жыл бұрын

That's one incompetent expert, but cool story bro!

@mchammer5026 2 жыл бұрын

a source would be good

@patfrerking 2 жыл бұрын

He wasn't a wine expert then. You just believed a B.S. er. And if he was led to believe he was a professional then someone screwed up bad somewhere. Professionals have very good palets and could taste crap from good with a blindfold. But at the end of the day it's what you like. I love sweet wine. Maybe that's just because I'm poor but no matter how good wine is. If it isn't sweet I guarantee I won't like it. Even if it's a 500 dollar bottle.

@EsotericBibleSecrets 2 жыл бұрын

I usually just get red box wine.

@mozxz 2 жыл бұрын

@@mchammer5026 its in Danish, so I doubt you would understand it, But here it is kzfaq.info/get/bejne/o5OmnKaF28zeqJs.html

@basbarbeque6718 2 жыл бұрын

"No, and it's weird that you want it to be" That's a very good point

@jessical4866 2 жыл бұрын

Never gonna forget the person who went to a vineyard wine tasting and started making up words and doing silly things very seriously, and watched as everyone around them nodded importantly and did the same thing. Iconic, and thank you for sharing that story.

@Ashley-lm4nv 2 жыл бұрын

US or Europe? I guess US cause that wouldn't really work in Europe.

@DoubleOSeven007 Жыл бұрын

All alcohol tastes awful - but you force yourself to get used to it

@blockedjuser1272 Жыл бұрын

You get forced because how in hell would taiste this toxing and keep slurping after the first time. "Oh you don't know how to drink yet let me give you this children soda than".

@hashbrown4781 Жыл бұрын

You become a true adult when you can drink whiskey straight. A true adult alcoholic. -me a very sick and addicted person.

@SIS3W3N Жыл бұрын

No, I didn't. I decided to use other drugs for quite a few years. Now I'm sober again, and the entire culture around alcohol consumption just seems a bit strange from the outside.

@hashbrown4781 Жыл бұрын

@John Daniels I am glad you choose to kill yourself with another intoxicant, are aware of your addictions, and still can not understand another's addiction. I need help, you need help, what are you trying to say?

@angelawildman122 Жыл бұрын

True. Alcohol really does taste awful!

@thebestcentaur 2 жыл бұрын

Now I need "if liquor was honest"-I need this as a Benedictine guy Edit: soft-hard liquor got me

@jrsydvl7218 2 жыл бұрын

I thought they did. I know they did beer.

@franco7928 2 жыл бұрын

@@jrsydvl7218 I remember the beer one. Would love the alcohol one tho.

@cantbelieveimdoingthis7550 2 жыл бұрын

Love me some Benedictine

@diyeana 2 жыл бұрын

Benedictine is medicine! The monks told me so. I love B, as well as B&B, and always have a bottle of each on hand.

@cantbelieveimdoingthis7550 2 жыл бұрын

@@diyeana when I describe Benedictine to friends who haven't tried it, I say "you know how people say something tastes medicinal and they always mean it in an unpleasant way? Well Benedictine tastes medicinal in the best way possible. It tastes like a secret elixir that a fantasy druid would give you to gird your strength before going into battle. It tastes like an herbal panacea that will cure all diseases. It tastes like how I wish all medicine tasted. It tastes like magic. It tastes like it's actually good for your body and soul. It is too good to be alcohol, it has to be medicine."

@cracked 2 жыл бұрын

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@brynwhitehead1731 2 жыл бұрын

Yeah… That’s awesome.

@cracked 2 жыл бұрын

Made this wine sticker too if you're interested >>> the-cracked-dispensary.creator-spring.com/listing/horton-vintage-sticker

@oldskoolwayy 2 жыл бұрын

I soooooo love these things and roger is a legend..

@SuicidelG Жыл бұрын

i've literally never seen a wine ad in my life

@jeremiahcep Жыл бұрын

You must be young.

@Saeronor 11 ай бұрын

Bet you've seen a literal mountain of product placement, though.

@Vaguer_Weevil 11 ай бұрын

It's usually beer or cocktail ads, because people need to be convinced to drink that crap

@BIGLOVE201130 2 жыл бұрын

"Shut you're mouth you peasant " the best part lol

@nursemelissajane 2 жыл бұрын

"It's a condition known as 'Cork Taint'... " I'm f*ing dead. Never change, Rog.

@castertr0y357 2 жыл бұрын

As far as the glass containers go, glass is the least reactive container that we have. Glass stands up to some of the harshest chemicals that we have, which is why it's standard material for chemistry equipment. It also doesn't leech into the contents when under heat or light like the cheap plastic does for water bottles, and isn't made with chemicals that require a chemistry degree to pronounce. However, considering that most people probably don't intend to keep wine for decades, packaging it in plastic surrounded by cardboard is probably the better way to go. Also, considering that all of the alcohol I've ever tried tasted awful, I have no idea why people want to acquire a taste for sewage liquid.

@SarafinaSummers Жыл бұрын

Alcohol only tastes good as a mixer. I've only found one thing that was good and it was a flavored vodca. It scared me how good it was.

@wcjerky 8 ай бұрын

What do you have against diphenylchlorarsine or polychlorinatedbiphenyl?

@castertr0y357 7 ай бұрын

@@wcjerky The same thing I have against phenylalanine or Tris(pentafluoroethyl)trifluorophosphate. I have moderate success with pronouncing some of these though. Hooked on phonics as a kid plus taking a few college-level science classes goes a long way.

@REALenvizible 11 ай бұрын

Don't forget those sophisticated half-assed pours. Fill my glass up to the top like every other beverage you serve.

@valerietaylor9615 8 ай бұрын

Everyone knows that filling wine glasses to the top is gauche. Only three-quarters full, peasant! ( Just kidding.)

@valerietaylor9615 8 ай бұрын

You can always get a refill.

@machinesofgod 2 жыл бұрын

I grew up in California wine country. This is so spot on. The whole wine industry is such a fraud and scams people of money who think they're "sophisticated." They just scammed you in a very sophisticated manner.

@jdavis234 2 жыл бұрын

You sound bitter.

@petelee2477 10 ай бұрын

Lucky, I live in the south where people look at me like I'm crazy for preferring a sweet wine over a disgusting bitter beer.

@missingnola3823 2 жыл бұрын

When it comes to wine, just find one you like that doesn't cost much and go with it. If you can't find one you like, well wine isn't your thing and there's nothing wrong with that. I can find some pretty enjoyable ones around $6.99-$8.99/bottle, my favorites are about $17; anything pricier than that and I just can't tell enough of a difference to justify the price. Am I unrefined or is it just marketing B.S.? I really don't care.

@NerdyCatCoffeeee 2 жыл бұрын

It is just marketing bs. Like in any industry. Literally

@ToyKeeper 2 жыл бұрын

That sounds like how I am with coffee. I don't like it plain, and after adding sugar and maybe some cream and/or flavoring, there doesn't seem to be much difference between really expensive stuff and cheap coffee crystals.

@MegaKat 2 жыл бұрын

It's all BS. I drink what my kids call "mom's Fancy Lady Boxed Wine" and even had some dude try to wine snob me one day at the Walmart of all places lol. I mentioned that he was at the wrong store checking out wine if he wanted to be a wine snob and his friends laughed at him before I moved on.

@Neddyhk 2 жыл бұрын

"Refinement" is a bullshit word, just like rehabilitation (Reference!). Being a "lightweight" and "easily amused" are the best gifts in the entire world. People make a religion out of being hard to satisfy and cruel ("Honest"), but they're wrong: Having low standards and high enjoyment are the best you can hope for.

@daltigoth3970 2 жыл бұрын

Not sure if its available in your area, but Aldi carries some solid wines for around $2 a bottle. I definitely like some of the pricier options a bit better, but not enough to justify paying 5 times as much for them.

@jeanpaulgaudet5622 2 жыл бұрын

Wine actually ferments a second time after the yeast in a process called Malolactic fermentation that mutes the harsh taste of young wine. It usually takes a year to 16 months. But aging after that is kind of pointless.

@crickett3536 2 жыл бұрын

So would under aging be bad, too?

@tank_0r 2 жыл бұрын

@@crickett3536 can be

@certifiedfreshfruit9480 2 жыл бұрын

don't some wine companies go ahead and do that before selling it anyway

@hazukichanx408 2 жыл бұрын

Shhhh. I've got a hundred rich goofs in a bidding war over this bottle of 77-year-old 1989 Chateau Pretentieuse and I'm not at all bothered by the way we choose to set and uphold the economic and labor priorities in our society!

@jamespondy0 2 жыл бұрын

NNNNNNNEEEEEEEEERRRRRRRDDDDDDD

@Alex_Miller1980 2 жыл бұрын

I'm never tired of Roger, he's the best host ever, please do one for the beer, Pabst vs crafted brews

@jenniferbates2811 Жыл бұрын

This is wicked funny!! I can't stand wine. It all tastes like vinegar to me. Which is why I don't drink it.

@boneappletea3858 Жыл бұрын

Swirl it around in your glass next time just before you sip. It makes that vinegar taste go away long enough to enjoy it. That's why you see people doing that.

@nothereandthereanywhere Жыл бұрын

You might want to get some European wine... No vinegar there

@jenniferbates2811 Жыл бұрын

@@nothereandthereanywhere Thank you for the suggestion.

@Vaguer_Weevil 11 ай бұрын

Those little bottles of vinegar DO look a bit similar to wine bottles, maybe you're just drinking actual vinegar

@einstu 11 ай бұрын

@@nothereandthereanywhere vin aigre, literally bitter wine in French. If it tastes like vinegar, it's turned or corked. Throw it out

@LivingInTheShade 2 жыл бұрын

Always glad to see Roger. Never understood the appeal of wine I prefer the fresh grapes. There was a programme on UK TV where a wine taster gave 2 completely different analyses of the same wine, from then I knew it was a bottle of cr*p.

@MikadoYuma 2 жыл бұрын

The appeal of wine was probably the fact that grape juice could ferment and still be drinkable back before we had refrigeration, also its nice to relax during a meal so that slight buzz (drunkenness) probably further increased it's popularity. A lot of this is just educated guesses, but I think this is probably why it grew to such popularity.

@tomsnowden6201 2 жыл бұрын

@@MikadoYuma Or because it's an addictive drug? They seem pretty popular even when the user knows it may kill them immediately or further down the road.

@MikadoYuma 2 жыл бұрын

@@tomsnowden6201 I agree, I'm actually straight edge myself, but wine is such a large part of many cultures that I dare not try to villainize it.

@scottvelez3154 2 жыл бұрын

I prefer whiskey *takes out resonator guitar, plays delta blues and drinks shot of Southern bourbon*

@ceesno9955 2 жыл бұрын

@@tomsnowden6201 HI Tom.

@desmondgentle1474 2 жыл бұрын

The various ... 'colorful' ways that he describes wine are killing me

@raylopez99 2 жыл бұрын

Roger...he will sell no wineeee...before its tiiiiimmmmmeeeee. (You have to be over 50 to appreciate this allusion, it's from an old TV add about a cheap Gallo wine).

@luisbehtypa4880 2 жыл бұрын

Yes, cork is taken from a living tree, which means it's a resource that is renewable, unlike metal and plastic. A sustainable cork industry provides a good ecosystem to both farming and wildlife species. I get the critic of the culture surrounding wine in places like the US, but coming from a country where wine is the biggest beverage next to water, a lot of this doesn't make sense or holds up. I live for the day where they do an honest ads about honest ads.

@adamferrara3808 Жыл бұрын

I heard of a cork shortage once, though it was a while back maybe 8 years.

@1975grandprix 11 ай бұрын

Your channel just popped up via algorithm on my feed a couple days ago. I love it. You are hitting it exactly right. As far as wine, I have the same attitude as Bela Lugosi's count Dracula: Oh, I never drink...wine.

@sjshoker 2 жыл бұрын

I really love how much fun you guys are having and despite the polish, it still feels small scale with Jordan appearing in the episodes as well.

@cracked 2 жыл бұрын

It's really not that big of a crew, and as Jack has said even compared to the original episodes! They used to have WAY more people working on these. We're just a small handful of buds.

@sjshoker 2 жыл бұрын

@@cracked Yeah, I can tell it's a small tight crew, and I love it because it reminds me of the early days of KZfaq. It gives that real underdog vibe.

@cracked 2 жыл бұрын

@@sjshoker That's how we approach every shoot. Trying to say stuff like "Hey, people have done this with WAY more. Let's try and be better with less. Virginia is just as good as NYC and LA!"

@DawnofComics 2 жыл бұрын

Omg one of my favourites so far 😂 Jordan with 3 cigarettes made me laugh hard enough but then the “my baguette” made me lose it completely 🤣

@TrafficCamWatch 2 жыл бұрын

Never let this series die until Roger is ready to call it quits.

@veronica-mew 2 жыл бұрын

As someone who works at a wine store yet knows nothing about wine, this is hilarious. I wish I could just play this video for some of the hoity toity customers we get lol.

@thabiso_kgabung 10 ай бұрын

They'll say you're uncultured

@humanistwriting5477 2 жыл бұрын

"I'm Rodger by the way, and I've been drunk since 6 am" Was just. Perfect.

@lilrisdley 2 жыл бұрын

I learned from a wine seller that screw tops are better than corks for sealing wine and the best way to store wine is by the box. The enemy of wine is air and unless the corked wine is stored on its side there is air getting into the wine, screw tops completely seal it and it is easy to reseal, just screw it back on and boxes, they work like IVs liquid comes out but air doesn't go in plus it is in a box with no light getting inside. So a boxed wine will stay good far longer than bottled wine will especially after opening. So the best way to store wine is reserved for the cheapest wines because it isn't elegant enough for the more expensive wines.

@mysterymanforu 2 жыл бұрын

Restless, Buster went to the kitchen to find something to help him sleep, when he came across Lucille’s emergency stash of wine, which he mistook for a giant juice box.

@kiraPh1234k 2 жыл бұрын

"Wine doesn't go bad" Sir, have I introduced you to my friend "vinegar"?

@adb888 11 ай бұрын

The funny thing about this is that it is pretty much true. I watched a show where they blindfolded seven tasting experts, and they pretty much failed to distinguish "quality" wines versus the cheap ones - it was so bad that when they did get it right, it seemed random.

@adamluther5836 11 ай бұрын

About 20 years ago there was a very amusing study done with about 50 oenology students at the University of Bordeaux in France. They were given white wine, and the same white wine dyed red, and went on long descriptions of the two being wildly different and describing the dyed wine exactly as if it were a legitimate red wine. Since then there have been numerous similar studies, often finding that visual cues are extremely misleading to "experts" and can cause them to mislabel wines, both in color and in quality more than many novices.

@mraveragepenguin2521 11 ай бұрын

thats why its called.. honest ads?

@adb888 11 ай бұрын

@@mraveragepenguin2521 I don't think anyone was debating the title of the series, is commentary not allowed now?

@dzonydzas4964 10 ай бұрын

I'm pretty sure that the real experts would be able to distinguish different wines, even in a blind test (even if you are intentionally trying to trick them) and so on - but that's not something they usually do. It's a skill like any other, that you can learn with years of practice. It's a bit like saying - these football players are fake, we threw 10 balls at them but they were only able to handle 1 at once! Doesn't change the fact that 99% of humans won't taste the difference at all, and just claim they do to appear more cool.

@adamluther5836 10 ай бұрын

@@dzonydzas4964 Funny enough, in several of the studies and tests done, it's often the "experts" that greatly overestimate their skills and make some of the worst mistakes in double-blind taste tests. It's interesting that in many of these double-blind tests, it's common for the novices to tend to get things more accurate. I'd encourage you to look into many of the double-blind tests done on a wide variety of products; the results of many can be quite surprising, not least for undermining both consumer confidence, as well as belief in "expert" labeling.

@earthknight60 2 жыл бұрын

Cork was not the first thing tried as a bottle stopper, and 'cork taint' is not from the wood specifically, it's from a spoilage bacteria that can grow in *improperly treated* corks (and in improperly washed hoses, bottling machines, etc). Glass is both chemically neutral and extremely cheap to make (although it is heavy and fragile), and being transparent doesn't matter at all as, like with many consumables, wine should never be left where sunlight is going to strike it. The label/tasting stuff is true though, as are studies that indicate that the perceived taste varies depending on what color light you drink it under, and a bunch of similar studies.

@cryptidproductions3160 2 жыл бұрын

Yeah The glass thing is definitely something I disagree with the writer of the video on because it's objective fact both metal and plastic leach into liquids and alter the taste in a way a more inert material like glass doesn't. It's why soda bottled in glass still sells well enough to be widely produced despite costing more than cans or plastic bottles.

@vorrch 2 жыл бұрын

Yeah and red, rose and white wines are different not only in color but in flavour. But for me it sounded like for him are all the same.

@kevinjeffries5233 2 жыл бұрын

Fungus but yes

@kevinjeffries5233 2 жыл бұрын

@@dispatch-indirect9206 ooohhhhhhhh shiit

@Patricia-b 2 жыл бұрын

Also calling cork useless is, at the very least, hilarious

@RealCoolGuy 2 жыл бұрын

I love that you addressed corks! Corks are the dumbest thing that they continue to use on wine and whiskey bottles...especially now that they've invented that new rubber-esque cork that is non-porous and doesn't taint the liquid. (Of course, all wine tastes tainted to me anyway but...I married a Latin woman so regular wine drinking comes with the package of being part of a Latin family...)

@raylopez99 2 жыл бұрын

What bro? That new rubber-esque cork is inferior to the screw-top cap... :)

@haakonhaga1064 2 жыл бұрын

Isn't the whole benefit of the cork the fact that they're porous so the cork breathes as the beverage ferments?

@Nomusicincluded 2 жыл бұрын

Cork taint isn't necessarily because of the cork, it is a product of a reaction caused by TCA. TCA is found in some cleaning solutions like chlorine and it often found on other woods like wine barrels and pallets. So you can have a screw cap wine with cork taint, just an fyi.

@Nomusicincluded 2 жыл бұрын

@@haakonhaga1064 The beverage doesn't generally continue to ferment in the bottle. There is an oxygen exchange that will lead to some oxidation which can alter the taste of the wine. Generally though unless you are doing a sparkling wine like sekt or petnat you aren't going to have fermentation in the bottle. With corks you tend to have a consistent oxygen exhange whereas with screw tops you have a little bit or if not sealed properly you have way too much.

@RealCoolGuy 2 жыл бұрын

@@Nomusicincluded I knew a guy who had been saving a bottle of whisk(e)y for decades and he thought it was going to be aged, like, 50 years by the time he cracked it open... I didn't have the heart to tell him...

@zivkovicable Жыл бұрын

Usually (but not always) the difference between a $6 bottle and a $20 bottle is relatively easy to distinguish..It's when we go further up the chain that the problems start.

@supitschillbro 11 ай бұрын

okay but nice dry, acidic red wine goes with steak well. i don’t like the sweeter whites with ribeyes. pairing makes sense. i also feel like you’re insinuating different types of grapes/wine don’t taste different. they do.

@valerietaylor9615 8 ай бұрын

White wines are not sweet, for the most part.

@goodfellabeats 2 жыл бұрын

My life has gotten so much better now that these honest ads are back. I never know how much I missed them!

@hawk66100 2 жыл бұрын

“Do you want some that taint in your mouth.” Killed me 🤣

@federicoacosta7431 Жыл бұрын

This is hilarious! Great video!

@SarafinaSummers Жыл бұрын

The bottle sailing off into the great beyond and shattering is both my worst nightmare and so funny I cried. Thank you!

@midnightkitty8172 2 жыл бұрын

There was once a small town in Canada where there were orchards growing all manner of fruits. Then the wine industry came to town, and many of the Farmers there uprooted their decades - old orchards and planted grapes in order to make larger profits than they would with the fruits. I miss that old town, and I don't blame the farmers; who doesn't want to make more money, right?

@certifiedfreshfruit9480 2 жыл бұрын

That sucks, though. I'm from the southern US and I couldn't imagine the local orchards growing grapes for wine instead of their fruits that they sell fresh. It tastes great and is really a highlight to my town.

@hazukichanx408 2 жыл бұрын

The silliest part is, you can make wine and similar beverages out of all kinds of fruits... cherry wine, for instance, is fricking delicious. But people want grapes because "Ohoho, so classy, we sure are doing the rich people thing right now! Mmm, exquisite luxury grape-rot juice, it doesn't taste good, it tastes... exclusive~"

@annieesther8405 2 жыл бұрын

Ontario or BC?

@mundowiec 2 жыл бұрын

I was born in NOTL.

@midnightkitty8172 2 жыл бұрын

@@annieesther8405 B.C. Okanagan .

@DeAthWaGer 2 жыл бұрын

That's a double stop (2 lever) cork opener, Roger just manhandles it and pulls it straight up 😂 This is what I got to see every day as a bartender when I would lend mine to a server, or they just put it in so crooked it'd leave cork pieces in the bottle. Then I'd have to dig out a decanter and screen funnel.

@hazukichanx408 2 жыл бұрын

Clever of the wine industry to turn the process of opening a wine bottle without ruining it into an endeavor that requires experience and/or training!

@DeAthWaGer 2 жыл бұрын

@@hazukichanx408 I tell everyone to stick to bag boxes, they got a bad rep decades ago because they were terrible, now most are pretty great. Easy open, easy pour, easy drunk, easy cleanup! Plus you can take the bag out of the box and stash it in a backpack or purse 😉

@Barnicalsify 2 жыл бұрын

@@DeAthWaGer Oh, you met my grandma?

@DeAthWaGer 2 жыл бұрын

@@Barnicalsify haha funnily enough I learned that trick from an ex's grandma!

@matthewparker9276 2 жыл бұрын

@@DeAthWaGer bag boxes are a great container for wine. They are opaque, so the wine lasts longer prior to opening, and they don't let in air, so the wine lasts longer after opening.

@samljer 11 ай бұрын

The guy playing the frenchmen having too much fun LOL

@Drjordanbreeding 11 ай бұрын

I really was

@nukelex 2 жыл бұрын

Brilliantly stated. I never tire of these!

@un_lucio 2 жыл бұрын

There was a research some time ago about wine tasting: same scientists applied the double blind standard to a group of professional expert sommeliers. Turns out: they had no idea what they were drinking. What a surprise. And as someone coming from a wine making family, and had the chance of tasting vintage expensive wines of various kinds and nationality I can say: - they taste like wine 🤷‍♂ what a surprise - the champagne actually tastes like what you might immagine battery acid and cat piss tastes like

@hazukichanx408 2 жыл бұрын

But but but... fancy things for rich people and people who want to pretend they're rich for a while! Who cares if it's an unpleasant thing made in a weird way with a weird material that potentially ruins the beverage on contact, it's traditional and people have long since agreed to keep pretending it is cool and awesome even though it's kinda not! Really, it's the ultimate Normal Person thing: Worshipped not for any quality it actually possesses, but simply because it is The Done Thing to 'appreciate' a 'fine' wine.

@Vhlathanosh 2 жыл бұрын

Had a few old bottles I wanted to sell some rich a*holes. Don't ruin my hustle, bro.

@kryptonianguest1903 2 жыл бұрын

@@hazukichanx408 Yeah, it's very much The Emperor's New Clothes.

@raylopez99 2 жыл бұрын

Yawn c'mon Lucio, you spinning this old yarn again? Here's one for ya: some research some time ago about horse racing found that the difference between a thoroughbred horse and a regular old horse about to go to the glue factory was only about 10% difference in speed. Yet rich old farts with too much money were spending significantly more on the thoroughbreds even though for casual jaunts around the farm they couldn't tell the difference. Guess it makes them feel important...

@taelim6599 2 жыл бұрын

@@raylopez99 To be fair, a 10% difference in speed is very significant. That can make the difference between winning a race and losing a race.

@gliscornumber151 2 жыл бұрын

Plot twist. Roger is drunk in every "if (blank) was honest" video and we have no idea how powerful he is when he's sober

@carloskreek7419 2 жыл бұрын

Keep these videos 📹 with Roger coming. They're instant classics! 😁 How about one with the different kinds of water, or chocolates 🍫 too, lol

@songconcepts 9 ай бұрын

I hace been watching Roger videos for a while, and it depresses me how many industries are sustained by lies.

@xSassinaKx 2 жыл бұрын

I haven't laughed that hard for a long time. Straight from my soul. Thank you!

@EsotericBibleSecrets 2 жыл бұрын

To think I've been saving all the corks from my wine bottles, as if they were something sacred. Thanks Roger, for telling me the truth.

@jerseystrongg2g352 Жыл бұрын

I missed this channel! So glad to have found it again.

@rubensdiniz8 2 жыл бұрын

Amazing video!! Thaks for the awesome work. I love yours Honest ads

@josh0156 2 жыл бұрын

Videos like this are why I'm so glad Roger is back! 😂

@ben2b244 2 жыл бұрын

yall never fail to get me cracking up.....it"s an absurd world we all find ours self's in

@hightreestess Жыл бұрын

Im so glad I found these commercials with honest Roger! 😆🤣😂

@noodlekeeper5150 2 жыл бұрын

What I find really funny is that the corkscrew he used has teeth designed for you to fit onto the bottle and use leverage to pull the cork out without any worry of spilling or dropping the bottle.

@KatimaGaming 2 жыл бұрын

Me and my friends can only tell how good the wine is by the level of hangover we get in the morning. LOL

@valerietaylor9615 8 ай бұрын

Cheap wine ( or any other alcoholic beverage) will give you a worse hangover than quality stuff. Though hangovers are generally caused by drinking to excess.

@Raikyodeus 2 жыл бұрын

Thank you Roger, never change.

@champion2106 2 жыл бұрын

So happy to see Roger again!!!! This was hilarious!!!

@Xyrer 2 жыл бұрын

"Shut your mouth, you peasant" LMAO. I love Roger

@kryptonianguest1903 2 жыл бұрын

There was a study that showed 1 glass of red wine a week is good for your health. It was later debunked by another study showing that the first study had failed to account for wealth disparity and the red wine drinkers had better health outcomes because they were richer on average. The second study adjusted for wealth disparity and found that not drinking alcohol was best for your health.

@hiimjustin8826 2 жыл бұрын

Antioxidants in red wine called polyphenols may help protect the lining of blood vessels in the heart. A polyphenol called resveratrol is one substance in red wine that's received attention for its health benefits.

@mr.sophistication2461 2 жыл бұрын

I don't give a crap. Red wine can be delicious.

@kryptonianguest1903 2 жыл бұрын

@@hiimjustin8826 Then you'd be better of with a polyphenol extract because the numbers show that taken all together, red wine is bad for you.

@kryptonianguest1903 2 жыл бұрын

@@mr.sophistication2461 If you enjoy drinking it, go ahead. Just please don't spread the myth that it's good for you.

@mr.sophistication2461 2 жыл бұрын

@@kryptonianguest1903 Of course it's not good for you. Anyone with basic knowledge understands that.

@thewestisthebest6608 2 жыл бұрын

I love how we could totally just put wine into cans to reduce the price and eliminate cork taint but we just don’t 😂

@Marci82 2 жыл бұрын

They actually do have wine in cans now.☺️

@Tempo1337 2 жыл бұрын

@@Marci82 cans and bags in boxes! Vastly superior

@coreyw5981 2 жыл бұрын

The craft beer world finally caught on to cans. Its funny almost no bottles on shelves anymore

@projectpitchfork860 2 жыл бұрын

Well, but that would make the wine feel less luxurious and elegant. Which is propably the reason you buy that liver poison in the first place.

@stugeh 2 жыл бұрын

Frank's Fluids LLC wants a word.

@michaelcallegher9605 Жыл бұрын

so happy you guys were able to come back

@rrrtriple1 Жыл бұрын

Every time I question a product Roger comes in my mind and my brain enters Roger state

@belltolls1984 11 ай бұрын

I was a wine salesman for 5 years; now I sell beer, best decision I ever made.

@Jessie_Helms 2 жыл бұрын

Saying pairing is made up is a case of “well yes but actually no.“ Like I don’t doubt it started as a scam but some drinks just go better with some meals. Like I’ll take a Mountain Dew by itself, but I’m not drinking that with a steak

@cody-adricharper5848 2 жыл бұрын

Ugh! Neither would I! Now diet wild cherry pepsi, on the other hand...

@GentlemanQ 2 жыл бұрын

"My baguette". Imagine what would happen if you threaten his croissant.

@valerietaylor9615 8 ай бұрын

Threaten his croissant? Mon Dieu!

@Sovereignty420 2 жыл бұрын

Roger always makes me smile. Really enjoy these videos.

@dragonsdynamite6403 11 ай бұрын

It’s pressed bark which doesn’t kill the tree and is farmed off of the same trees over and over

@luke_fabis 2 жыл бұрын

Fun fact, that little metal spatula thingy that folds over a corkscrew isn’t just for show. It’s designed to jam against the neck of the bottle, and its hinge is the fulcrum for a class 2 lever. You gain a pretty significant mechanical advantage and you don’t have to grip the bottle very tightly either. This makes extracting the cork very easy, almost magically so.

@ExiledStardust Жыл бұрын

I have tried this, and extracting the cork was not "very easy, almost magically so."

@cochazza 10 ай бұрын

Wait... so was Roger's total inability to use the corkscrew because it's really considered a complicated tool or just a mockery of someone inexperienced? There exist easier models to operate btw, like the two-arms corkscrew

@jeremiahbullfrog9288 8 ай бұрын

@@cochazza mockery

@ladyrose3285 9 ай бұрын

"I'm Roger, btw and I a have been drunk since 6 am" Chugs down some wine and stumbles away was hilarious. 🤣🤣 And on the nose of what wine really is. But I still love my wines. LOL