Thanks! Finally some more dumbest car content!!! 😂😂😂

Well, they did a lot of durability testing on the hardtop version of that Range Rover and that one was the North American exclusive model

I actually found my dream car on Autotrmpest in 2020. I had been scouring all kinds of sites looking for a B7 S4 and I found the one I bought on AT.

Is Car Trek ever coming back?

1st thought. "Oh no he bought another one"

Those are all in the junkyard!

​@@cigarsgunsandgasoline8032Wizard repaired one a year or two ago

​@@cigarsgunsandgasoline8032I just saw one in DC last Sunday, a rare bird indeed.

He will definitely buy one of those soon.

I love that car & Infiniti fx35. The sound was pure heaven

Hey, some people like to play video games, others like horse betting... Hoovie is just built different.

Yeah but he can justify it because it’s a complete write off and video will make that back. When he keeps a car that high dollar is what cost him.

This dump isn't worth a dime after this video...

Normally I'd be upset that a decent car was being wrecked for mindless entertainment - but this wasn't a decent car even when it was new - so I'm good with it. Actually based on the "next time" footage at the end, I'd say the car isn't even going to be worth fixing let alone $5000.

I would have had that backhoe bury it. What a turd car!

at least you know why he wants such a large garage, all makes sense

Mindless entertainment, he can do better.

Could be worse entertainment while working than someone belting around their farm in a ridiculous Evoque..."here we go...." *THUNK*...😂

It's hardly trashing compared to whistlindiesel who literally destroys historic classics for fun, at least he is driving the range Rover like it was advertised. Some broken plastic panels and a scratch is nothing when he can repair it 5x more with the sponsorship and ad revenue from the video.

yah, it's called, "break-time" Lol

Yeah he reminds me of me, he keeps buying the worst examples of aspirational vehicles and then, unsuprisingly encountering every problem those vehicles have in a wallet-draining succession until every part that could possibly wear out or be broken by twiddling has been replaced. The difference is he still gets paid even when he's on a losing streak. I'd start a youtube channel about my stupidity, except that market is already saturated. Maybe I should start a DIYing things you shouldn't channel, I'm an expert in that as well.

​@@theParticleGod But isn't that the point of his channel?

I'd have a crisis too if my life was mid

@@carycoller3140Shhhh, don't tell him. We will quietly point and laugh a bit.

@@jamesmaybrick2001 Got it 🤣👍

I can't wait to see wizards reaction to the mud! Wonder if he'll even let it in his shop 😂

Underrated comment!

Money literally burns a hole in his pocket! 🤣

Yeah, seems like a bit of a shame to wreck the car like that for KZfaq views.

@@Max_Mustermann it would wreck someone's pocket anyways... I wouldn't take that for free to replace my 09 civic.

Came here to see it dropped from a helicopter

The true crossover we need.

Hoovie has a lot more class.

this comment is an insult to Cody...

Hoovie meets your mom

Had similar experience in the UK dealer network, car was demo'd with some of the design guys present, they didnt like it when we pointed out everything that would go wrong

Did you check the engine when the light came on or ignore it till the engine disappeared and had to get a whole new engine

​@desertstormer7556 you asked him if "you checked the engine" as if he was the one driving. Get some reading comprehension asap. Pulling for you. I know you can do it, get that GED

I had a normal Evoque, spent 5 of the 6 months I had it in Range Rover trying to be fixed. Gave up in the end and got my money back. My one had the better 2.2 Ford Diesel engine too, not the Ingenium crap they have now.

@@desertstormer7556 no response AND you left the comment up? At least you gawt bawls

Off road = riding on a flatbed truck

Seeing this car will make you laugh like when you see a Suzuki Samuri.

On caaaaaars and biiiids

I’m pretty sure he said no more suvs or smthn

​@@El_Negro2003he just bought one

He did a review

Doug did less damage to his Land Rover Defender in all the time he owned it. Doug is the type of guy who keeps looking for a nicer example if there is a single scratch.

Probably should have. Might want to check the SRS for codes. 😂

I bet the car wizard will have a price premium from the car being covered in mud..

Now that would’ve been FUNNY!!😆

I was just glad he didn't kill 100%Jake at 12:58, when he went over the first hill. Jake was squating down with his camera filming this whole thing, but thank G-d he can move fast, because he was right in front of the car. Has Hoovie finally lost his mind over the mess and length of time it's taking to get his house and land sorted. I think it was the video where he was sick that he looked a little on edge over all the mud and mess around him. G-d bless.

Next week “I need to sell some cars to pay for construction work!” 😮

Who gives a shit lol

why do you care? he knows what hes doing just watch it and stfu

Clean title though.

Heys making content for you to watch 🤷

That is his theme "stupidest car channel on KZfaq" 😁

😂😂😂😂

Faking poor is all the rage, don't you know?

@@444Marlin as someone not being rich it's becoming a bit too stupid for me slowly...

He has good advice for others. He does the exact opposite for himself, though.

AGREEEED

Worst British 🇬🇧 car 🚙 ever made

Not like there isn’t a precedent for burying cars at the farm.

will make a good artificial coral for the fish

Yeah, fish would love it. No human should.

*used car salesman voice* "ehhh... that'll buff out"

It was obviously a massive turd already

Its fun

he makes a living doing it... although this video is definitely not making him more profit than he knocked off the value of the car🤣🤣

They're his cars.

He is a multi millionaire with lots of time and money....

It's the internet fantasyland of clicks for reward.

Tony Angelo has him beat.

Whistlin Diesel for sure!

Just because it’s rare doesn’t make it desirable.

It's ruined? I'm guessing you've never seen a whistlindiesel video? 😂

@@wirerunner2292 the $20k he paid for it are desirable.

@@wirerunner2292 The value is determined by the price someone will pay. These go for 30k normally... so *somebody* finds it desirable... a lot of somebodies.

The day it rolled off the assembly line, it was ruined

Be grateful that he shares everything here

@@SunshineSailing84 Why? Not everyone finds it entertaining to watch someone ruin something; some just find it plain stupid. As a car guy, I find this appalling. I don't get the American fascination with finding enjoyment in destruction.

@@mobilierclasic2707 I'm not a big fan either, but the solution is simple right? Just don't watch it.

@@mobilierclasic2707 Hoovie's enjoyment is the money he is making from KZfaq and our enjoyment is watching him do things we are too afraid of doing to our grocery getting, soccer mom's $100,000 SUVs.

You love to be angry, so enjoy your anger.

$20k ? I just bought one for $10k, Florida car

Keyword WAS. What a shame. What an idiot.

Rather than pay your bill at The Wizard with that cash

It was shit as raw materials grow up

* white people

Posted this with 30 seconds left in the video.... Maybe nvm lol

😂

@@13CODgodI said something similar, then it showed it broken down, he could engine swap it and turn it into a off road buggy

Regardless this would be perfect for touring the Sierras or the Coast Redwoods.

Yes, offroad build, with a V8. And a pink wrap. And the use it for the next CarTrek

I've built a lot of buildings for some very rich people. As long as I'm getting paid, you know what I don't care about? What they do with their money.

@@rhysredin3030 Which is totally fair. But still, it won't be the greatest feeling ever

@@martij30 I felt great seeing that money hit my accounts.

Can't wait for pt.2!!!

Couldn’t agree more, what a plonker. Hoovie you’d have been better just giving the money to a charity and actually do some good. Stop it and behave now that’s enough been a dumb arse.

No, it was awesome!😅

@@seanpaul9164No, it was stupid!! It must be nice to have money to piss away!!!

Another trope video the nissan is more reliable

You get the mistress something more reliable

@@SNORKYMEDIA 2 of my Evoques has an individual mile of 243k miles each. Explain that. There’s a Ford engine under the hood, you never owned 1 but somehow knew how unreliable they are. You probably change your oil every 200k miles, i change oil every 70k miles, people like you destroy cars and then complain about the unreliability

​@@Eye-it-azz70k I hope not 😂

@@Eye-it-azz never seen someone take so much offense to a joke … about a Ford…

Thats living on the edge. You never buy the wife and mistress the same brand where they may be in service lounge together.

He treats everything he owns like crap. Even his nice cars.

Because its funny

I agree, I think it’s just ridiculous how he abuses some of his vehicles, it’s ashamed he feels he needs to tear something up for views. 😒

I mean they share a lot of the same off road tech, the current gen Range Rover L461 is almost identical off road to the current Defender, the defender just has slightly better dimensions, both are made to go off road!

Because its cool

Exactly

They are.

Imagine somebody slaps solid axles on one of these and starts passing wranglers on off road trails with the top down and some raybans on 😂

Don't forget about Ed Bolian too all three at the same time 😂

What a comment. I grew up middle class and can't fathom anything more expensive than a focus as a first car 😂😂😂

Working hard to be able to do that one day for my own daughter

@@missesmia2 don't do that, make them buy their own first car 🤡

@@missesmia2 🙏to that Being able to bless own kids it’s reason for creating businesses

Why would you buy your daughter one of these as a first car?

Lmaooo

How I still remember that is beyond me 🤣🤣🤣

good god, really?

@@joesmith9216Yes, Victoria Beckham really did have a hand in the development of the Range Rover Evoque 🤣

And the entire mindless mob of miscreants on the View

@@dth2brny121 yeah I figured it was her, she has the most connections, she has aristocratic blood.

What?

Yeah, I figure the revenue from the two videos uploaded will likely justify this purchase. Local economy grows as Car Wizard fixes the trade-off for our entertainment, and Hoovie still ends up with a profitable sorted convertible Evoque.

He payed nothing. It's a sponsored video and 20k (if it realy is that) is peanuts for a used auto trader of this size.

@@justjoe7313 “paid”*

@@justjoe7313 He... waterproofed a boat... nothing? Are you one of those proud, poorly-educated?

and then the next guy picks it up for 0

The insurance issues mostly effect cars that are valued over 70k and that are in the London area, otherwise you’re mostly okay.

Really? In which case, maybe explain the most recent sales figures (issued in January 2024), which state the following including a 55% increase in UK sales for the year on year sales up to December 31st. "Gaydon, UK, 08 January 2024 - JLR today reported increased sales volumes for the third quarter of FY24 (three-month period to 31 December 2023), reflecting improvements in supply as more vehicles were delivered to clients. Wholesale volumes in the period were 101,043 units (excluding the Chery Jaguar Land Rover China JV), up 27% compared to the same quarter a year ago and up 4% compared to the quarter ended 30 September 2023. JLR delivered the highest wholesales in 11 quarters during the period. Wholesale volumes for Range Rover Sport were 16,921, up 49%, for Range Rover were 18,843, up 12% and for Defender were 27,117, up 14% (compared to the quarter ended 31 December 2022). Wholesale volumes for the financial year to date were 291,113, up 28% compared to the prior year. Retail sales for the third quarter were 109,140 units (including the Chery Jaguar Land Rover China JV), up 29% compared to the same quarter a year ago and up 2% compared to the quarter ended 30 September 2023. Retail volumes were higher in all regions year-on-year: UK up 55%, Overseas up 49%, China up 28%, Europe up 27% and North America up 6%."

I wonder who’s stealing them all?

@@kingssuck06 thieves are getting commission to steal them from bigger organisations, some are being exported to foreign markets like the UAE, Russia, and Northern Africa, the rest get parted out.

Its winched. It shows that in the original ad…

it did go up there.

@@Mr_Judge_Benny_Hinn lol ya being pulled up with a winch like he said above.

I honestly wouldn’t trust my series 2 (pre defender) going up something that steep, I’d have more faith in the some of the newer stuff, but that’s still too steep for almost any vehicle.

It was winched up. Richard Hammond did a recreation of the stunt on Top Gear in a 64 year old Land Rover. It looked terrifying. Unlike the original advert though, the Land Rover winched itself up albeit it had a second engine in the rear on a pivot so that it would still runs and power the winch when vertical.

@@Decipher13 all the cars that are really popular started out as undesirable.

Yeah, car tube at its worst, really. Destroying an otherwise good condition rare car just for shits and giggles. Entertaining though.

@@Decipher13 Did you hear what he said about resale values? The fact they`re still surprisingly valuable, shows they don't fit the definition of "undesirable", despite their horrible reputation.

@@Decipher13 The Mustang II was never rare, as junky as it may or ay not have been, neither was the Trabant in its homeland. Both of them shed value like a piano falling off a cliff, the Evoque soft top was never common, mainly because it cost a lot compared to its rivals, & it was only intended to appeal to a tiny niche market, its not comparable with your examples, & as I said, its residuals are surprisingly solid, given its now old, has a worse rep than ever, & still only appeals to a tiny amount of people. The OP said he was surprised Hoovie trashed what seemed to be a fairly decent example, compared to some of the other commonly available junk he`s got his hands on & subsequently blown thousands on restoring, I think he`s right, it seems kinda ridiculous, but then, this is KZfaq, & "big" KZfaqrs sometimes pull stunts like that for likes, even when it contradicts who they usually are.

Have you seen what Mustang II survivors are getting these days? The King Cobra and Cobra IIs are now highly coveted thanks to boomers hogging all the good Mustangs.