Dad joke or not, this is criminally underliked lol

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the most original joke I seen in a while

Granite Morrison.

So you don’t have to walk to the other side of the house you can just load your save

its for fast travel

I was sure it was so you can unlock some fancy new jobs, like red mage, get that pimp sexy outfit you know?

I actually kind of want one, but it’s an actual giant salt lick, so I can just randomly offer it to guests just to fuck with them.

@@jukeswolfy2593 yeah lol fast travel to key points of the house. Walking is sooooo 2020!

Idle speculation.

I got a friend who used to be a chef for a yacht of some dumb millionaire. That does happen.

@@ilhambahniar2892 i wouldn't be suprised lol, i mean some people would do anything just to stay lazy haha

Damn i wish i was a millionaire

@@catngelle you're not alone

I believe one of the very few reasons they actually buy anything like that is just to show everyone that they have too much money to even care about what they spend it on. Like, rich people just buy it because it's expensive.

Money doesn’t buy taste

I mean most of them don't.

This one apartment does not extrapolate to the taste’s of all rich people

@@RobertSmurda why are you defending the taste of stupidly rich people as if it matters at all

What a time to be alive

He's not wrong

@@nutmaster7794 man makes very detailed painting about the hardships of human life and personification of the meaningless of life: nothing Man urinates on a canvas: THATS THE MOST AMAZING THING IVE SEEN!

@@drixcek9782 We live in a society People on Twitter making art commission: $25 Some random canvas that have wet paint: $1million

I mean art on R34 or anime is better and beautiful

Lmao

How much do you think it’s worth then

@@Kaphriel1 this idiot probably gonna say "2 MiLlIoN"

@@flipf615 lol

Yeah just slap some marble and dogshit art pieces in there and I garantee you rich people will buy it.

Yeah but I’d give the furniture a revamp

Yeah but not worth 75mil. More like 10mil

@@baph0met It's all about location. The physical house itself is a fraction of the total cost; from my totally not an expert opinion, I'd say that exact house anywhere else could be probably no more than 6 million, but the fact it's built into a mountainside overlooking Lake Tahoe is (apparently) worth an extra 70 million 😂 there's a reason shit homes in Santa Monica with rat infestations go for an average of $800,000 on the low end, and that's because of location, location, location babyyyyy

@@baph0met But I totally agree with you lol. Even with the location and views, it's remarkable the price is that fuckin high

@@Mr_Jish Very true.

white room torture its inhumane af

What torture is this called?

@@Meow-pe2nr just white room torture, if i am correct

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Back at my elementary school’s library, there was this book called “The Name of This Book Is Secret” (I can’t remember the author’s name) and there was this part where one of the main characters was stuck in an all-white room and he had to wear white clothes and the only thing he was allowed to drink was this white liquid that looked like milk but had no flavor. Your comment made me realize that the author may have been trying to portray White Room Torture.. some of the stuff that happened in that book definitely didn’t feel kid-friendly at all, I wonder how it got labeled as a book for children lmao

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Great way to say what i was thinking.

I can translate; I think he's saying "Give me your money I'm a douchebag" over and over

Good one.

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ok, this actually made me laugh

and with the skylight directly above it, it counts as being "outside", so it's even usable for fast travel warps! very convenient

@@lamptrent Great point.

Plenty of Americans think the same (including me) - I'm sure the rectangular shape made it a lot easier to plan for the city building around it, but it 100% looks unnatural.

Trust me most Americans outside of New York City have no clue what the hell New York City is either.

It was actually made it to improve the mental health of New Yorkers but the guy who designed it was also responsible for Coney Island so you know

@@clumbus894 as a New Yorker outside of NYC, I can confirm.

It's much better looking on the inside. Very clean and a good break from the concrete jungle that most of the rest of the city is. Near the middle there is even a spot where you can practically not hear any of the honking, cars, or anything, it's unreal. (I feel like a mental patient typing this lmao)

NYC is a lot of things but lifeless is definitely not one of them

@@pdebuck1 In terms of nature or any green space, it’s pretty lifeless. Sure it’s “the city that never sleeps” but concrete buildings as far as the eye can see is pretty lifeless

@@bellamcfaul8259 the city that never sleeps. Because they can't sleep. There is a car crash every 5 minutes.

@@pdebuck1 The nursing homes sure are lifeless thanks to your mayor.

yea, gave me some cottagecore-but-make-it-rich vibes. if i had enough money, i would change some decorations and countertops, but otherwise it looks pretty cozy, not like a decontamination chamber

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Great Scott! This guy used a time machine to come here from the 2000s!

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The one place where driving is absolutely worthless

Technicly driving always takes more money than walking but I get your point.

@@razgaros ain't about money, it's about time. Time can't be bought.

@@razgaros but can you buy more of your own time?

@@onutube6392 Sure up to a point. Say I was supposed to do the dishe but I hate that so a cleaning lady does it. There I have bought myself some time. I will still die, but I will die having spent more time on stuff I want to do. Could also consider medical bills has a way to buy time.

I paint and a real work of art takes awhile whereas a blob of paint on a canvas sells for hundreds of thousands

As someone who kind of got into the fine art world you should really know that the only thing that makes a piece of art crazy expensive/wanted by the elites is random chance. Like the vast majority of what is considered fine art came from some rich person wanting to make money (or get a tax write off), grabbing a random artist practically off the streets, and then proclaiming their art to be good. People then buy up every bit of their art thus skyrocketing their value. It’s fucking insane, and honestly demeaning to the art and artist.

Those thing look safety hazard. What if you bumped into it and fall ? getting stabbed by crystal!

I, Samuel L. Jackson am not impressed with that apartment.

not only the

@Spatza what does this have to do with an 85 million dollar house?

@Spatza edgy

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Because the flavor of the wine can differ noticeably depending on the quality of grapes harvest that year

@@JeanMarceaux I think he means that most people don't know if it was a good year and just bullshitting to look suave.

@@Humongous_Hongonggolongus a fair point

think he's talking about 2010 being a good date for the age of the wine

Ah yes, a 2020 Cabernet, what a good year - Random Wine Aficionado

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Well there were quite a few fireplaces in there as well

Thats sounds like a comic book villain the always loses

They spent way too much money for cool and comfy temple and now they can't afford world domination plans anymore, so sadly, they must sell the place now.

@@gob233 hmm how strange?

Starts breaking into and destroying every million dollar house with his Lazer beams trying to look for the crystals all the while in the corner the owners standing there confused at what's happening.

Underrated

i agree he's super pissed that they stole his kryptonite and spray painted it white

@@GravityK-b Those crystals contain Rule 34 of every alien species and the person responsible for killing Jeffery Epstein.

How are you supposed to bring about the end of humanity without the power crystal? Come on man, this is super villain 101

Literally tho it is one of the weirdest houses on the lake I have driven by it on our family boat and never see it. Now seeing the interior it really does look like a house from a cheap horror movie but it is way better looking than anything else Charlie looked at

The house is decent for me it's not the best place but its not the worse I actually love a house where there are plenty of beautiful looking views. But I felt the house doesn't really fit in thr nature or not my kind of exterior housing. I rather have a log cabin or a treehouse where you have stairs leading up to the house.

I'd buy just the power crystal

Same, I actually liked the power crystal house

But rich people have been doing both those things for millennia

Croissant Lord You say that like people building modern house in Minecraft

@@munjee2 at least they also build castles and other shit that actually looks good instead of just expensive, I highly doubt anyone in the future will look back at these houses and think of them as gorgeous historic monuments.

Hmm, why do they goes for old and "rare" material, rather then making the house very techy (intergrated with a whole tons of tech) and mesmorizing to watch?, like cmon, you can make your house have optic illusion or other mesmorizing phenomenon that way it's not usual "rich people" building, but it's sort of usefull? Aesthetical, but also have it's own prestige, i mean society will look at this and say "woah, this is definitely art", rather then "meh, you just bought expensive stuff and put it there", also hmm, make it have a high tier hidroponic garden so it sustains your lavish rich people veggies, make it have concealed solar power (like making a room which mirrors it to some sort of sauron tower in the middle, which behind the scene is a salt liquid powering generator, it's also has a really cool rays of light)[too unrealistic, idk, i guess gotta contact an architech and an engineer to see if thats possible], or just a normal solar panel (it's not even that expensive anymore) or even geothermal, and also create a small chemistry lab if you rich people are bored playing "prestigious and commonly attributed sports", or a techy personal server room for the house and your own desire.

Exactly

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It's kinda cool but could be better for for the price. And it's ugly.

Yah that thing is nice.

Except when you have a bunch of bags of grocery’s and have to walk down all those stairs

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Ikr it's paradise in the making.

Agreed. There's a lot of things we don't know about it, maybe it's too expensive. But it's still a dream home for me. Can't say that about the other ones.

i do like natural looking stuff, but this one is a bit too big for me. i just don't like a big place for me to live. still kinda cool tho

Same, I like rustic style modern houses that is build on breathtaking scenery

give me free shit

i did it with a hamster

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I actually agree lol it looked kind of nice

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@@apersoninthecomments9880 4 now

Yes that is a nice house indeed. Though it does require you to stock supplies in advance

Other than that stupid crystal absolutly

@@elijahwright6554 what do you mean stupid? It contains all the souls of the people who built it

i think its really ugly. i particlar the brown reminds me of bitter nushrooms *vomit*

@@elijahwright6554 I kinda dig the crystal. But I wouldn't have it immediately on entry. It'd be in a secret room, with a skylight that shines on it. A more sterile black and white look on the inside of the room.

totally. plus it comes with its own land. can't say that about an apartment. i could never buy a home that's not sitting on its own land. seems weird to own a patch of the sky.

@@lah67 "To own a patch of the sky" is such a pretty phrase out of context. I agree with you though.

"It has 10 bedrooms." That's not an apartment, it's a cult compound.

I'm not the kinda guy to get mad about rich people's dumb spending, I mean sure I may call them out on being dumb, but also if you got the money do what you want, I know I'd spend it on some dumb shit too, but watching these overly spacious, tacky designed, and way fucking overpriced for the sake of being expensive does raise my socialism a little, I mean less than 1/1000th of the money that paid for these ugly ass houses to be made could probably make up a decent salary for a middle class job.

@@ginogatash4030 I don't know what 10000 dollar is even. It is not that I don't know what 75mil is, I straight up cannot comprehend how much that is. I know how much 10 dollars are, and I imagine that riches have a similar perception... They can easily understand how much 75mil is but can't understand how little 1k is I might be stupid or something

Or maybe it's because rich people never sleep past 8am, so they have no need for curtains, especially when they live in a lakeside home with gigantic windows.

They have lots of windows so robbers can break into and rob them

@@johncone2216 Of course, You gotta show off how rich you are to the robbers.

Because the moment you get rid of the views and natural light, and turn on artificial lighting, it becomes obvious how horrifically sterile and bare the homes are.

Why does that remind me of a cartoon series where a city is powered by this giant crystal in the middle of the place

This has nothing to do with your comment but I’m gonna say it. Matt looks like Kevin love

It's a pylon.

Cack-Yo-Ween Cock Yoink

it is also a respawn point in case you die

Rolls Royces are very good cars

@@re_pete it isn't a supercar though, that was my point

@@re_pete yeah but its like walking into a room full of Mo-peds and saying “damn look at all these superbikes!” its just NOT correct.

Yes we should.

Marble meter

If I don’t get my homunculus, god be damned!

@@patrickshaw411 amen brother!

Without the Philosophers stone, it’s just a bunch of wooden walls not a house :O

yeah but the house will cost an arm and a leg

I think philosophers crystal is the trigger to create a safe zone, so it wouldn't work

Have you seen Kim Kardashian's kid's playroom? Everything in the room is blinding white, including the toys. And all the coloured stuff are arranged so precisely and colour coded the room feels more like a lab than a playroom despite the literal mountain of toys. And she called it 'well-designed'. Like fuck that.

@@norasyikinali6283 it's just sad tbh, it seems like you care more about the "muh design" of the room than if your kids are actually comfortable/playing in it.

That place looks incredible I agree

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I'm sure there are homes like these or even better ones at a lower price, SPECIALLY if it's not in North America but in other country like Brazil. But It's understandable if you want to stay at US.

@@eddydiaz2609 It's definitely all about location. That place probably would have sold for no more than $10 million here in Wisconsin.

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No its just a fast travel point that house is just the spawn lobby

Hey he’s just “chippin in”

That is a very niche reference.

@@seryphymagonzales5110 not really lol

@@seryphymagonzales5110 Yeah not really, cyberpunk was a very popular game

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1 dropped glass = $4 million in damages xD

@@FuzzMustard trueeeeeeeee

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including the people

If you’re talking about the second one, then yeah, the cars and other perks are cool but the apartment is kinda boring

That's the thing though. In that market, stuff's not "outdated", it's "vintage" making it more expensive than it was originally. It's a fucking scam lmao

@@aggskittlord1977 It's like how the original iPhone lost a lot of value because the iPhone 3G came out and then again with each new iPhone, but then became a collectors item because it's vintage and retro.

What bad about the penthouse is what happened if there was a mud slide or a earthquake and the pillars at the bottom of the penthouse look weak that does not look safe at all even a explosion could take out half of the penthouse

@@NaudVanDalen Well, the difference here is a person buying the original iPhone isn't buying to use it, they're buying to collect it. And since it's no longer in production, that makes the price go up as a collectable. However, when you're getting a house this expensive, stuff that you be using shouldn't be outdated, because it's not a collectible. Which is why this is a scam.

I would buy it if I had any money

There is even a save point with the crystal

Yeah a trip to ISS, might be cool so that's why it's 45mil. They are 99.99% talking about this suborbital launch or whatever's the name where the apex of the parabola is in cosmos but you never even establish an orbit over the earth; it's basically launching yourself into space to then fall down 5 minutes later. Still cool but that ain't 45mil.

@@tropicalfruit4571 I respect your opinion but I kind of disagree. The cost to get you past 5 atmospheric levels and make sure you don’t come back as vaporized blood is astronomical (pun intended)

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@@orbeezeater it's expensive, but more like a couple 100k

@@garlicyum maybe closer to 10 mil

Some billionaire idiot

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@@isakmaaan0326 probably

no one sane lol

And you wonder why we need to tax the rich higher to give to the poor. This is what they use their money on, money that could save lives, provide Healthcare. But nah, the 5th $80M apartment is what they need to spend their money on.

@@TheScienceNerd100 We tax the rich high enough , they earned their money so its fine as long as the pay taxes, its only bad if they robbed or commit fraud

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@@theeggjohnson5930 that's if they pay them. They literally have teams to make plans to pay the least taxes.

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@@blokin5039 maybe he’s a fuckin mermaid how would you know

@@fart63 no hes the algae in the lake

Hell yeah dude

Glad I wasn't the only one that thought that...

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@Spatza you're still doing this huh

@Spatzathat's crazy

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They need Chris-Chan there to really make the place pop lmao

You can tell it's fake because your eyelashes don't burn when you look at it. The REAL Tomar Emeralds cause all hair above the nose to burn upon contact before accelerating the growth of hair follicles on the face, creating a striking phenomenon called Tomar's Visage, where you end up looking just like him.

Very dope apartment looks like the perfect place to hang out and play some Wii sports with your friends.

@@GravityK-b yeaa i know right

@@GravityK-b id go for the lodge house, perfect place to get trapped with your friends while a murderer chase you around

Same, id live there

Move over Marvel Cinematic Universe and DC Extended Universe we got a new kid in town and his made out of marble.

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....It reminds me of that SpongeBob episode.

Plus, they are shockingly cheap too.

I like your suggestion. Those houses really are spectular they are like something out of a sci-fi novel.

@@Zack-xv2yc The houses are cheap, the land and taxes are certainly not

Do you mean actual planned Japanese houses? Because most standard Japanese houses made for the layman just look like normal tract housing.

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Yeah good luck with that if you steal from someone that has $70m+ to spend on apartments youre not going to get very far. They probably have automated laser turrets for security or something. They can hire their own private army.

@@ElementalLeaf a private army is hella fucking expensive

@@Random-ql6rr so is a 75 million dollar apartment

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A new hand touches the crystal

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@@XanderRaidon I read that in Meridia's voice. Just as loud as Meridia's voice as well

A humble man.

I mean seriously though. I have nothing against having a large house/apartment, but sometimes you want something that actually feels homey, even if not the whole thing. It's why the first tree house seemed better.

Remember "Home Sweet Home"

Yeah. I just want a place with power, access to a city like 5 kilometres away and your basic single bedroom, bathroom, kitchen, living room and weapons rack.

@@gunsandroses896 only an American would name "weapons rack" as one of the basics lmao

Hell, for that money I could buy my own island

Can I join your seceded mercenary monarchy compound?

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@Spatza whoa you’re so edgy

I honestly like lots of the house but not even close to the value

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