We all saw that punchline coming, though

@@tylerkochman1007 yeah 🤣

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avoid him at all risk! he he he

That was rather priceless!

and blames them for giving him Covid

Psychopath. He enjoys the pain of others, particularly if he is the cause.

@@mariag.8242 Yeah, that was outrageous on top of outrageous -- especially since we now know he KNEW he had it BEFORE he met with them, and yet still blamed THEM for it on Hannity! Just such a scummy man, constantly disrespecting those who gave their lives in the service of our country, calling them "suckers" -- I don't get why supposedly he got half the military vote.

Maybe its make-believe....

💯💯💯

For lack of other options. Drumpf _knew_ they wouldn’t trust him, so he showed up late to force their hand. He does it figuratively when he can’t do it literally.

I can imagine the eye rolling of Congress people and everyone else when that was announced.

Lol

Except the one dude in the audience that laughed really loud 😂

I know! It was so good

Ya, I remarked on that too.

Well the white racist republicans say you’re lazy and should lay out of pocket. They said to stop leaching on the government

We as democratic voters have tried to get you vets decent, good benefits. Republicans vote against every bill that's put up to help Vets. I hope you vote Democrat. 🗳

@@zozochichi leeching on the government is their job.

I hope you feel better soon, and that the medical bills get paid. Our health system is absolutely barbaric. :(

Sound reasoning.

It's weird that you will typically be right if you just assume the inverse of whatever Trump said.

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he he he!

Well, Evangelicals have been worshipping a golden calf covered in cheeto dust.

Big YUGE difference between a Christian and a follower of Christ.

Which former preisdent? All of them in the past three selections have lied in some way shape or form

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@@j644 All Presidents bend the truth perhaps, but no one comes even remotely close to Trump for telling lies.

D A two of the previous preisdents were republican and i concede that they both lied. Why would you exhibit such hostility towards me based on an assumed politcal affiliation?

How about when Biden said that he wasn't advised to keep a small military presence in Afghanistan and yet his three top military leaders all stated under oath to Congress that they did advise him to keep a small military presence? Or how about before he became president and called Kyle Rittenhouse a white supremacist and still won't even apologise. Self-confessed plagiarist Biden has a long history of lying and lacks the integrity to apologise when he's exposed.

Yes and that is the short version of the story.

Even the doctors bs’d us… to our faces during an update interview on TV…

Yet he still has so much support. Boggles the mind.

I'd bet he was blustering so much because he was trying to get Biden infected. If not that, then knowing he was infected probably enraged him to act like even more of an asshole that night.

"Most transparent administration in US history." -Donald Drumpf

Well, if everybody had followed the rules -- and everybody did on the Democratic side -- it would have been an incredibly safe debate. (And it turned out to BE safe for everybody who followed the rules!) Remember, there was no actual audience -- the only audience were the candidates' own families and invited guests. Everyone was supposed to have had a negative COVID test right there when they arrived -- which Biden and his family and all the Democrats did. But Trump and his group conveniently "arrived too late" for the tests to be done -- because Trump KNEW HE WOULD TEST POSITIVE! Also, everyone agreed in advance that EVERYONE but the candidates themselves -- who were way more than 6 feet from anyone else (we know now droplets can spread farther, but they didn't think that then) and Mike Wallace, ditto -- would wear masks. And Biden's family/entourage DID do what they'd all agreed to, and KEPT MASKS ON THE ENTIRE TIME. Trump's family and guests, on the other hand, refused to wear masks EVEN THOUGH THEY'D AGREED IN ADVANCE TO DO SO. (Remember, rules don't apply to Trumps.) A doctor with the debate's host (a hospital) -- and this was on camera -- came over and offered them all masks -- and they refused to take them! The only people known to have come down with COVID after the debate were people in Trump's group.

Is that a reference to something? Or a play on words?

@@kylestubbs8867 The reference was to Mark's use of "lidding me" instead of "kidding me" as if "kidding" was a swear word.

@@kylestubbs8867 and then he jokes that in his household, kidding means the act of making kids

At the Cleveland Clinic!!! Horrible!

At the Cleveland Clinic!!! Horrible!

@Wary Trout oh, I'm sorry, is the biggest and deadliest pandemic in a century wearing you out? Maybe you should send an open letter to Trump about his (and his acolytes) pucker up and move on strategy for dealing with covid. All the while the rest of us with a conscience, were trying NOT to get infected or accidentally infect others. News flash ALL OF US are so very sick and tired of covid, but unfortunately covid doesn't care and definely is not done with us yet.

@@kimc5814 Great post Kim! I've been saying exactly what you posted. I have followed every single COVID protocol since the beginning and I'm absolutely sick and tired of COVID but I'm also following the numbers, COVID isn't done with us. Hang in there and stay safe

@@sagisliThanks! You too! ❤👍✌

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Unfortunately...Biden is sucking to the max.

@@maxdoubt5219 .....Biden is doing a FANTASTIC Job ..Especially given the utterly rancid hand dealt to him by He Who Shall Be Shameless and his completely corrupted cronies in the once grand old Republican party

Vote blue no matter who.

@@maxdoubt5219 Jobs, jobs, and more jobs. He has already recovered the worst Presidential job performance since Hoover.

That is one of the things I miss the most about the pandemic shows. You can tell that she absolutely adores him and vice versa... it's silly, but I found that very soothing over the shutdown.

Stephen, are you listening…all I want for Christmas…is to see Evie…🤗

@@joycedavis9996 yes!

I was thinking the same! Could've cut to her hiding her face 😄

Yes! Miss hearing her!💙💙

Ah, that would be the day. When the media skips a chance to say Bernie “isn’t _really_ leading in the polls”.

his impression is not too good. When has Bernie asked for or talked about soup?

@@jhonshephard921 I don’t know about soup. But I knew a man just like him. He would say, here’s what you do, you go the Lenny’s, you order the number 4 and ask for extra bread and then you have sandwiches all week. He was a very funny guy, but that actually wasn’t a joke. His impression of him is about the voice. I have never heard Joe Biden say Jack all the time either, but it seems right when he’s wearing sunglasses like Joe. I bet Bernie could go to his favorite deli and they would already know his favorite soup. Also, he’s old, so that’s just kind of an old man trope.

True, but his Biden impression is also pretty slammin'!

Now that’s a fresh piece of humour!

Always on the lookout for your witty comment, Opus. Thumb you upster!

@@maxdoubt5219 Thanks Max!

He sure loves his own brand, that's for sure.

C'mon not nice. Show some respect. What did septic tanks do for that reference?

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Books from former Trump officials are like lottery tickets from 2020. Not worth a damn thing if you’re presenting them _now._

Thank you John! I'm so sick of everyone trying to backpedal on their part in the whole Trump administration. Just being coddled by GMA/CNN/MSNBC, because NOW they're making money off their insider's view on what we already knew. Thanks for letting us know you were there in person and unwilling to even passively stop/address/whistleblow on blatant democratic violations... here's your " 'atta BOY!!' ".

I honestly believe that with every fiber in my body…

...and he's gone lower.

Trump would give people smallpox infected blankets if he had them.

@@matthewhuszarik4173 GIVE, no. SELL, yes.

Let's not forget that his whole family sat UNMASKED the entire debate and refused masks when they were offered to them. And there's a good chance they were in close proximity to him before and after the debate. Double yuck 🤢

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How smart.

Almost like he was trying to infect Biden, especially if he had knowledge of testing positive before.

@@jumantewashington8715 sociopath.

Also: We will freak the F88K out if biden looks at his watch during a military ceremony, but cheer and applaud those who openly state they want to kill our democratic colleagues in congress

@Fatima Mirza if that man is a Christian then lions are vegetarians.

@Cryptameria• Don't we all hon! Don't we all!

@Cryptameria• Don't we all hon! Don't we all!

It's the cure for what ails ya. If what ails ya is Teeny Weeny Peeny Mussolini, that is.

I do agree 100%that the reason why though it's 6 a.m. in Paris France I love to laugh thanks to S.Colbert so proud he gets a French last name and I love the Stay human of wonderful Jon Batiste music!

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We need Netflix on this right now!!!

Hallmark or the Lifetime channel?

😁😆😅

Oh puke what hypocrisy 🤢🤮

Oh sweet irony

Every Evangelical in the photo laying hands on Trump and "praying".🤮 Every Evangelical voting Republican.🤢 If any of them had actually read the New Testament, they would know that Jesus was the world's first progressive 🤷

You missspelled T****. Also adding: FOX would totally be the ones who tried to weponize the zombies first and then denied the existence of the outbreak...

Trump is the T virus.

@@RowdyBoy82 T***** you mean?

After monetizing the cure….

I always hoped someone like that would try to join my group once it happens...you gotta slaughter someone to get into rhythm for the upcoming ordeal and who better than the guy trying to mess it all up for everyone?? That'll be the one to catch my garden hoe, let me tell you ;) Before you ask: if a spear is the best all around handheld melee weapon, a garden hoe is the best thing available in my household to bash into soft skulls from a safe distance, i don't have a spear so...change my mind

"B!t#% better have my soup"!

Yes!!

Seth's is pretty good too, I can't decide whose I like better.

@@cidb.212 Do you remember the one he did where he said "I will not pay for saltines!"? 😅 I don't know how to find it but I'd love to watch it again

@@babangidabs I wish I did but, sadly, I can't even remember what I ate yesterday.😁

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Am I the only one who went back for a second look? 😍

@@kerryn6714 Yes, you are the only one.

@@richardjones2455 Lol I can't be the only one who oogled that guy! What's wrong with you, Richard? Joking 😂😂😂

@@kerryn6714 You realize it was a suit, right?

I personally like Commander in Cheat, but yours are good too.

@@notsure1969 A little better than golf cart. Not everyone makes the connection to Chief. >;-)

Typhoid Donny

I've been using Orange 45, like he's a dye or something.

Cheeto Mussolini is my favorite.

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I’m sure she’s happy enough with her bags of money lol

MAGA Melanomas Ass Gets Around 🤣

No, it's when you're MRS TRUMP.

When you are a billionaire, you don't care.

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Stephen is like the old dad that likes to keep up with the kids 😂

But why?

😂😂🤣🤣🤣

Did he kissed him or something?

@@gamepapa1211 according to webMD the virus can live in the air for up to 3 hours

By air or arse?

@@AllPileup both

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And "We care about preserving life until it is actually born."

Stupid priorities 🙄

Biblical hypocrite

Don't forget, hiding in the bushes. Another Republican behavior in a nutshell.

@@RAD6150 "We are angry at political correctness but we don't swear!"

And everybody else needs to pay for it. I notice you don't include work in your list.

@@jumantewashington8715 cry harder 🤣 USA can find money for defense or for Israel no problem but when the people want it oh there's no money bs 😂

I know it's common joke format to satirise someone by framing them in an absurd way but this was less "can you imagine if the pope was an insta model" and more of an insidious way to paint Bernie just as phony and pandering as many of his colleagues. It also paints 18 to 29yo's as gullible children as you suggested.

@@jumantewashington8715 yes because we're asking for basic human rights and 20 something it's automatically laziness.i pay taxes I work 9 hrs a day 7 days a week and can barely afford rent for a 2 bedroom apartment in New York let alone utilities, health insurance,food cost and student loans (mind you I have student loan debt so I can get a decent job) I wake up at 6 a.m and sleep at midnight everyday. I thank God everyday that I have family that cares for me enough that they wouldn't just leave me out to get ate up by the wolves. But yes because I'm young and asking MY GOVERNMENT who's salaries I PAY for and living in GOVERNOR MANSIONS hat I also pay for to do something that actually benefits my young lazy ass

@@sammagny6548 time to move to a lower cost of living state.

I did.

I supported him up until he lost Michigan, then I supported Biden. Also he and Warren (who I supported before Bernie) kind of divided the progressive vote instead of letting Biden, Mayor Pete and Amy Kolbachar divide the moderate vote.

Honestly such a shame. I've seen Bernie interacting with the voters on the right, he really also connects very well there too. I think he's truly more of an independent, representing values that most good americans have. just unfortunately this twisted political landscape makes it only 2 party system...such a shame

@@maxwell4431Supporting a progressive President is fine, but what we really need is a progressive Congress. Otherwise Republicans and so called “moderate” Democrats make it impossible to make any significant change.

@@maargenbx1454 Yeah fair enough. Still, wish Bernie stayed independent... and is 30 years younger :P

IKR! I haven't been able to wear lipstick since March 2020...of course the orange muppet wouldn't wear a mask!

@@lenawagenfuehr53 thats offensive to oscar the grouch lol

He should have gotten an orange face mask to match the makeup.

A whole anti-mask/anti-vax/reality-denying movement, all started because a TV show host didn't want to mess up his makeup. This truly is the dumbest timeline. He is the cartoonishly evil villain from every 80s & 90s movie.. 🍿

@@cmdraftbrn Did you know Sesame Street made a Donald Grump puppet who wanted to knock down Sesame Street to put up high rises? The neighborhood had to band together to stop him. I'm talking about an actual ep of Sesame street not a parody. You can probably find a clip on youtube.

What was that music in background anyone know that songs name

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No doubt....that's definitely part of the repukian's MO.

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he lied when he said he did't pay stormy 130000.

Kamala Harris said that she believes all of the women who accused Biden of sexually inappropriate behaviour and yet still became his running mate. She sounds like a complete psychopath.

@@dogpoofairy2517 your name fits you perfectly. 💩

@@dmercury292 have I said something that isn't true?

Of course he knew. He was getting tested every other day.

Depraved indifference and reckless endangerment for sure!

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We practically had one on Jan 6th. Some 25 year olds predicting session and civil war aren't far off.

That would require it to be profitable. Right now it looks like it's profitable to be on his side. Especially if you want to get donations and sell merchandise. Why? Who knows.

Trump needs to be in a jail cell by Christmas, if there's any justice in this country.

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The FBI have been out kicking down the doors of journalists looking for Ashley Biden's totally innocent diary. Why are the FBI looking for an 11 year old girl's diary? Maybe they believe that what was published is genuinely in the diary, which is a very disturbing thought.

@@dogpoofairy2517 I don't know about you, but I wouldn't want some creep to have stolen my daughter's diary. In another world, people would have thought of someone stealing someone else's property as a crime. Instead, we're living in a world that's become so tribal we can't see people doing something wrong. All we see is someone doing something to the people we dislike. What if the shoe were on the other foot? Do you think people would be throwing around accusations of a "totally innocent diary" if it were Eric Trump's diary? Or Tiffany's? Or Ivanka? Don't look at the world through a political lens, or you'll set yourself up for being taken advantage of.

Yes, exactly. My husband recently traveled overseas (luckily he got back before all this went down with the Omicron), and they didn't even allow the instant test. Had to be the one that took two days to get results (and he would be traveling for more than a full day).

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This!!!