FACEBOOK: / chrisstuckmann TWITTER: / chris_stuckmann OFFICIAL SITE: www.chrisstuckm... Chris Stuckmann reviews House of the Dead, directed by Uwe Boll, in Hilariocity form!
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@BeagleFeatures7 жыл бұрын
I'd go to Chris's Nintendo party
@loyal-tf-fan7 жыл бұрын
BeagleFeatures yeah with weird man children in the background awkwardly hudddled togethet
@joaomesquita30697 жыл бұрын
he might have joked about having a nintendo banner on a party, but... there's that theme park incoming, does that count?
@dawsonbrannan99777 жыл бұрын
I wouldn't mind either. I'd love to cry like a baby over a 28-year-old beating me in Mario Kart.
@raycocker6397 жыл бұрын
Yeah I'd love to be there
@ToprakSezginFromTurkey7 жыл бұрын
To be honest, who wouldn't?
@ChrisStuckmann7 жыл бұрын
Hey, guys! Thanks for watching. My stupid self forgot to remove the Mel Gibson movies from my background after filming my Hacksaw Ridge review, which I filmed right before this review. That's why they're back there. Enjoy the Hilariocity!
@rec.25837 жыл бұрын
Chris Stuckmann Hello :D.
@jasonchilado7 жыл бұрын
Chris Stuckmann first! hey Chris PLEASE rely!
@broskimovies53837 жыл бұрын
Chris Stuckmann dope
@doitlikewill7 жыл бұрын
Chris Stuckmann You're good fam.
@boribori6097 жыл бұрын
Chris Stuckmann you're welcome
@devildavin6 жыл бұрын
"why do you want immortality!" "To live forever" that's some Shakespearean shit right there just like the "People die when they are killed"
@slein10554 жыл бұрын
Is kinda true do
@leonartha034 жыл бұрын
Shiro approved
@ginisis224 жыл бұрын
People die when they are killed?? 😂😂
@RandolphTheWhite14 жыл бұрын
He's like, "oh, ok to live forever. Thank you for clearing that up for me. The immortality thing was a bit ambiguous."
@shawnfields23694 жыл бұрын
@@ginisis22 Yep... true.
@RedMal77 жыл бұрын
"His movies are not the greatest" is probably the nicest thing anyone has ever said about Boll.
@TheBozeman77 жыл бұрын
RedMal7 Lol
@gbrhiggh49956 жыл бұрын
He made the rampage trilogy, all three of them are phenomenal movies. But yeah everything else he's made is a load of shit 😂😂
@frivolousjulius74924 жыл бұрын
Apparently he's a pretty good restaurateur
@strangerjones55764 жыл бұрын
@@frivolousjulius7492 critically acclaimed restaurant in Canada
@hailtheslayers4 жыл бұрын
@@TheBozeman7 eaeeaaaaaaaaa as AAAAAAAAaeA A A E E ere33333A aA333w
@TheBrownLamb7 жыл бұрын
I lost it at the game transitions. Holy shit how did someone approve of that choice!? I can't even.
@shawklan277 жыл бұрын
Tattle Boad well that explains everything
@etgohome13437 жыл бұрын
TheBrownLamb You wanna know how they approved that decision? They clearly don't know what the fuck fan service really is, and even if they did know what it was, it's obvious that they don't know how to handle it. They think if we see something from the game (weather it be a character, like Curian, or an actual shot from the game... *sigh*) then they're doing something to please fans of the games, but it just comes off as lazy, so fucking lazy, and stupid.
@Jono988067 жыл бұрын
+ETgohome13 It's not lazy, using scenes from the actual game for scene transitions is a "creative" decision from someone who doesn't understand how scene transitions in movies are supposed to work.
@Costar587 жыл бұрын
Yeah. Uwe Boll - No Questions dammit.
@nandreas7 жыл бұрын
TheBrownLamb I know right! What an idiotic idea!
@harmonicajay917 жыл бұрын
Fun fact: Uwe Bol made a Director's Cut where he had a commentary that completely trashed the main actors, blaming them for everything that went wrong with this movie.
@explodingtomahawks75895 жыл бұрын
Wow what a prick. I expect nothing less from that trashy son of a bitch.
@stephiiiless5 жыл бұрын
Of course he did lol.
@johntetzler16625 жыл бұрын
@@explodingtomahawks7589 hes a nice guy take that back!
@julianmarquez47474 жыл бұрын
What an Absolute Bitch!
@HookahOtaku4 жыл бұрын
Honestly, if people are shocked, yall dumb AF. Uwe Boll was and will forever be Video Gaming film Adaptation TROLL. He KNOWS what he does. He KNOWS the backlash, the notoriety, he EMBELLISHED IT. Negative attention was key for his own success. He Trolled all the gamers.
@AzaJabar7 жыл бұрын
Petition to have Chris review every Uwe Boll movie ever!!
@Chappell52527 жыл бұрын
I would sign that...
@InsidiousJazz7 жыл бұрын
I hear Stoic is pretty good.
@theunbearablejuan7 жыл бұрын
Stoic isn't great but it's a fascinating watch. Rampage is pretty bleak while Postal is... funny? It's utterly moronic but it did keep some of the essence of the game. And yeah, Chris should review Bloodrayne, Alone In The Dark and In The Name Of The King. I haven't seen Far Cry but it's probably shit.
@DrHotep7 жыл бұрын
It will break him. :D
@chunkylover53677 жыл бұрын
I wouldn't wish that on my worst enemy. These movies are so fucking bad, that it's hard to even watch reviews of them.
@supbrotv7 жыл бұрын
Uwe Boll : I need 10 million dollars to make this movie. Sega : Heres a check for 250,000, also you have the weekend to make the movie. Uwe boll : DEAL!
@awesome420ication7 жыл бұрын
Smart. Who would wanna spend 10 million on Uwe Boll?
@Yankeesfan4ever1007 жыл бұрын
From what I've heard, he got $7,000,000 and this was the result. Keep in mind that's 7X the amount it took to make the first Saw movie.
@build8597 жыл бұрын
+Yankeesfan4ever100 12 million dollars budget, as wiki says. I mean.. what the fuck?
@Khrijunk7 жыл бұрын
This was the 'Springtime for Hitler' of video game movies. It was specifically designed to flop. A german tax code said any money put into the production of a movie would be 100% tax free and they would only tax the income the movie made. So make a 12 million dollar movie, only make 10k or so and the rest is pure profit especially if most if goes to paying for the director's salary.
@build8597 жыл бұрын
Yep, heard of that scheme too. But you need to try hard to make shit like this, lol. And Uwe can make movies, but his gamemovie saga... he really wasn't giving a shit, or trolled, idk.
@annvictor96274 жыл бұрын
Why did the villain want to live forever when he's disfigured and stuck on an island?
@LoveWisdomCourage4 жыл бұрын
😂
@cookinmama4124 жыл бұрын
“To have immortality”
@cjkalandek9963 жыл бұрын
It's Uwe Boll. He doesn't put logic into his films.
@ghostgalaxy2000 Жыл бұрын
'to be immortal'
@benediktgraf86595 ай бұрын
In all honesty, that's still better than Death!
@Delightful_Addition7 жыл бұрын
2:36 I'm not going to lie. At first, I really thought that the McDonald's logo was actually in the movie. lol
@cinephile98857 жыл бұрын
I Care, you made me laugh
@poihpioakarp88457 жыл бұрын
I Care that's not below Uwe Boll to do shit like that
@rockinchimp7 жыл бұрын
This film is no Mac and Me.
@JayStCloud7 жыл бұрын
I actually would compare that to a bad Budweiser commercial.
@mikan1998ful7 жыл бұрын
wait...it's not?
@steflinga7 жыл бұрын
"you created it all to become immortal, why" "to live forever"
@danielarojas18206 жыл бұрын
You got a boob and a nose job to become a famous instagram model, why? *whispers* To be hot and popular on social media.
@perrydaplatipus6 жыл бұрын
You went to sleep so you could rest why??? To rest
@anikmonette21406 жыл бұрын
the firefox I never thought anything of that line, probably because I was too drunk at the end and this piece of dialogue fits the movie so well that it wasn't out of place in this hilarious piece of garbage entertainment. 😁 I sincerely love this movie, ironically of course but it's so enjoyable! I'd pay money just to have a physical copy, and place it on my shelf with Superman 4 and Green Lantern.
@Stressedout-Warrior-Mama6 жыл бұрын
the firefox writing filler 101 ask questions you can answer with the question itself & just write in a circle TA DA
@Timliu925 жыл бұрын
Hahaha, what a story the firefox.
@lpeterson23364 жыл бұрын
I have been in a Uwe Bole movie...his directing style is like nothing I have ever seen. No lock up no "rolling...background ...action just "ya we shoot now!" Lol it was a blast!
@Snoke19124 жыл бұрын
Which movie?
@danielwilliamson61804 жыл бұрын
I've met Kristanna "Bloodrayne" Loken.
@lpeterson23364 жыл бұрын
@@Snoke1912 it was a Rampage flic. Not sure if 2 or 3. Got shot up in a tv studio and they burned a car outside with very little safety concerns. Fun day.
@Snoke19124 жыл бұрын
@@lpeterson2336 nice
@Abel-Alvarez Жыл бұрын
That's... Actually pretty cool. As bad as this movie is, i unironically like this movie.
@MrJL19957 жыл бұрын
If you have followed Uwe Boll throughout the years, you will find out that he does not care about the movies or have some artistic vision what so ever. Licensing recognizable videogame-titles and putting together the movie as quickly and cheaply as possible is a way for him to evade tax-laws in germany through holes in the economic system, so he is printing money for himself essentially. It is almost like the movie "the producers" but in real life.
@cleothehermetichermeticist83914 жыл бұрын
“I’m a freak.” Dude you have a piece of red construction paper taped to your cheek calm down.
@JacoSpeaks7 жыл бұрын
"Who are you?" We're here to rescue you. "Oh...thanks."
@samerna57767 жыл бұрын
This is our main character
@doomguy59926 жыл бұрын
Should be me after the movie: who are you? Where here to kill you. Oh ... thanks
@anikmonette21406 жыл бұрын
JacobSpeaks It's not that I want to defend this movie but what do you want him to do? He's weary, he won't fall at their feet and start kissing their boots...😐
@beardedentity5 жыл бұрын
I think he said that in a sarcastic manner.. "ok thanks".. Like in his mind, he is saying "you Could have come sooner"..
@cynicism907 жыл бұрын
Now we need a Hilariosity on The Amazing Bulk
@OMGYasuke7 жыл бұрын
Dad?
@cynicism907 жыл бұрын
Reverse SteveJobs Yes, my son.
@missx54727 жыл бұрын
Cool Cat I HATE DUST
@OMGYasuke7 жыл бұрын
Cool Cat Fuck you! I'M GOING TO SHOOT MY SCHOOL TOMORROW!!!!!!
@cynicism907 жыл бұрын
Reverse SteveJobs Good, my child.
@TheUnapologeticGeek7 жыл бұрын
"Herpes-inducing eye sore" is my new favorite phrase. Thank you for that.
@owlyellie40514 жыл бұрын
Anyone else binging Hilariocity videos in Lockdown? Seriously Chris' videos always put a smile on my face!
@pizzaman18917 жыл бұрын
this movie is so bad it can't even pass as a guilty pleasure
@Jono988067 жыл бұрын
I guess that it could be in the "so bad it's good" schadenfreude category of guilty pleasure. Have fun by revelling in it's awfulness.
@Xayjohns7 жыл бұрын
Joseph Watkins Just flat out guilt.
@robertdelgado52407 жыл бұрын
Joseph Watkins Dude I bet a porn parody of this film, would be a billion times better.
@fan.of.feet23107 жыл бұрын
Joseph Watkins watch it Uwe Boll is the kind of director that fights the people who badmouth his movies in a boxing match😛😝😜 That's actually true
@raulzavala45466 жыл бұрын
XRJ92 lmao I know I’m late as hell but your comment hella made me laugh 🤣🤣🤣
@storywala886 жыл бұрын
"You created it all so you could be immortal, why?" "To live forever" eye roll infinite. Somebody wrote that and fell good or indifferent, wow
@MustafaAli-lb8dq Жыл бұрын
One of the worst lines ever 😂
@shaterlemming25496 жыл бұрын
I saw this movie on the SciFi channel as a teen and I legitly thought it was a made for SciFi movie.
@AFarmerCalledChicken4 жыл бұрын
Holy shit, me too!
@andresesqueda14244 жыл бұрын
nope, this pile of garbage came out in theaters.....around the world....in thousands of theatres...lol.
@CyberJawa19863 жыл бұрын
The sequel is
@22ninja12 жыл бұрын
Me too as well when I was 10 or 11 as well as its sequel which is way better than the House of the Dead movie. Yeah I would randomly watch the Sci-Fi Channel when I'm browsing cable channels as a kid.
@Akeem2real962 жыл бұрын
Me too 🤣🤣
@ronaldososa7 жыл бұрын
And what I can't believe is that this movie had a 12 million dollar budget
@cybertek31887 жыл бұрын
Ronaldo Sosa Makes no damn sense!!!
@joeysmovieblog6 жыл бұрын
They probably spent it all on models
@bigbabado82966 жыл бұрын
28 Days later had a 7.5 million dollar budget and its an infinitly better zombie movie than this, and its tecnically not even a zombie movie.
@joeysmovieblog6 жыл бұрын
The Big Babadaboni night of the living dead was made on a low budget and was better than this piece of shit
@brendangoodell62335 жыл бұрын
This film had a budget? Thought they did this with a really meh cellphone camera and a computer running WIndows 95.
@Tshujaat7 жыл бұрын
So my video froze up at 10:14 and I thought it was just a pause that Chris was doing for the previous thing he mentioned as if he was trying to let that thing sink in. But then after two minutes of just seeing that face I started getting uncomfortable wondering how much skill it takes to keep your face like that without having to blink. Gave me quite a fright ngl and it was kinda perfect within the context. My vid is still frozen btw, I've just been having a staring contest for about 30 minutes now and I think I might actually win, wish me good luck.
@hulkfan977 жыл бұрын
Taha Shujaat you had me laughing the entire comment
@DrSex-ng7um7 жыл бұрын
Taha Shujaat this is actually one of my favorite comments. Ever.
@armleg83747 жыл бұрын
Too funny 😂😂😂
@etgohome13437 жыл бұрын
Taha Shujaat I can only imagine how funny it would have been after realizing that it was just paused, and then seeing him out of nowhere slap himself! XD
@casvd017 жыл бұрын
Taha Shujaat I believe in you bro
@ryano60946 жыл бұрын
I almost died laughing when hearing the Goosebumps theme music! Chris, you're killing me, man! XD
@LoveWisdomCourage4 жыл бұрын
Right, I subscribed at that point 😂😂😂😂😂
@shrimpbillionaire55984 жыл бұрын
The only thing that could've added to it would be a clip of the "Rescue 911" theme somewhere in there
@tylerrodriguez77727 жыл бұрын
Why is it called house of the dead if it takes place on an island..?
@marcusgabrielson96167 жыл бұрын
Tyler Rodriguez **dead island**
@dappercrown467 жыл бұрын
Marcus Gabrielson holy crap, early adaptation of dead island
@death-king18347 жыл бұрын
To quote Phelous from his review of this film: ''It had the dead but it seemed to be missing er....the House! Come on this is more like Dumbass Isle Rave of the Dead.''
@testicularcancer19947 жыл бұрын
they somehow needed to make a movie that's literally unrelated to the video game, though taking its title for marketing purposes
@willows61147 жыл бұрын
Tyler Rodriguez Only because that was the name of the video game
@SloeElvis7 жыл бұрын
"Why do you wanna be immortal?" "So I can LIVE FOEVA" MY GOD that was hysterical, I must have rewatched that bit and Chris' impression 30 times.
@jacktorrance92556 жыл бұрын
I think the reason they added shots from the game is to remind the viewer what the movie itself is actually based on. Since the movie is so much unrelated to its source material.
@supermariofan035 жыл бұрын
Jack Torrance How would you know? You were frozen.
@truthteller54264 жыл бұрын
Oh hi jonny.
@maxbrown71053 жыл бұрын
Did you catch Danny
@LombaxOttsel7 жыл бұрын
Isn't this movie called HOUSE of the Dead? Where's the fucking house
@jacobbastian18497 жыл бұрын
putting inserts of the game has to be the worst thing ive ever seen
@mariorcanazza22677 жыл бұрын
Yes, it was the most retarded idea of all time. Or maybe it is the flash back to the scene we just saw. Or the "to live forever" scene... or the Matrix rip off scenes... or the three musketeers... God damn, Uwe Boll is stupid.
@marwanashraf13945 жыл бұрын
That fucking killed me from laughter 😂😂
@ja_cow_ski6 жыл бұрын
So where was the house?
@superlive986 жыл бұрын
By the cemetery. Chris even showed it in the clip. 15:26 is the exterior. 16:42 happened in the interior. The house is a derelict funeral home. Get it, now?
@trod1465 жыл бұрын
You and over 20 other people are oblivious idiots... C'mon now pay attention.
@WansleyYT5 жыл бұрын
Shoulda been called Dead Island
@corriethomson44315 жыл бұрын
@@trod146 doesn't make them an idiot, dumb fuck.
@sirashley23555 жыл бұрын
the music at the rave was "House" Genre
@krishacz7 жыл бұрын
A huge island full of zombies? Sounds like Scooby Doo...
@7b7BenGazing7 жыл бұрын
Scooby Doo on Zombie Island? Much better movie. :)
@Brick-bp5xo6 жыл бұрын
Krisha Actually scoobie doo zombie island was way better than this piece of shit.
@yutrops21936 жыл бұрын
Zombie island was great best Scooby movie by far
@PocokPresents7 жыл бұрын
Its almost 1 am. I guess I have time for one more video.
@etgohome13437 жыл бұрын
Pocok It's only 7:00 PM here.
@TomFortey7 жыл бұрын
ok
@paulboscher62477 жыл бұрын
Same
@Riffs_and_lifts7 жыл бұрын
You're telling me it's not the same time everywhere in the world? =0
@bigdaddyisback1907 жыл бұрын
go back to sleep kid
@tonyj97433 жыл бұрын
Watching this in theaters ( I was extremely bored that day) was probably the greatest movie going experience I've ever had. 10 minutes in, the 20 or so people in the audience were all openly discussing and laughing about how awful the movie was.
@armleg83747 жыл бұрын
Careful Chris, Uwe Boll might try to fight you
@armleg83747 жыл бұрын
+Fullmetal Pissed off I mean maybe the Nostalgia Critic has referenced it before, but I was referring to the event where Uwe Boll basically tricked a critic into a "friendly boxing match," where he proceeded to actually try to beat the shit out of a guy. Look it up; the guy's insane.
@branagain7 жыл бұрын
Fullmetal Pissed off, no, that's not a reference. In the past, Uwe Bowl has challenged critics who disliked his movies to a boxing match.
@diegocassola17 жыл бұрын
and also he's a coward, he declined to fight one critic when He found that said critic was a mma fighter (Sean, I think)
@dannbk137 жыл бұрын
Diego Cassola yea he didn't want to fight seanbaby
@creamtart98167 жыл бұрын
How does not wanting to fight and MMA fighter make you a coward.
@OliverRWeber7 жыл бұрын
Chris, you put yourself through this pain for our entertainment? You have my respect man!
@Demortixx5 жыл бұрын
Me- "You cooked and ate the pizza, why?!" THEM- "TO COOK AND EAT THE PIZZZAAAAA!!!!!!!"
@ericsbuds4 жыл бұрын
why??!?!
@johnlewis10787 жыл бұрын
House of the Dead... but it is on an island...
@a.morphous666 жыл бұрын
And not in a house.
@trod1465 жыл бұрын
There is a house
@RR-ir6ss7 жыл бұрын
I'm not a doctor or anything, but I think the 16:04 part could give someone a seizure.
@jhinabloomingflower8076 жыл бұрын
Raul Ruiz de Velasco yeah indeed... cancer to all of the makers of this movie
@anikmonette21406 жыл бұрын
Raul Ruiz de Velasco I don't know about the seizure, but it's definitely migraine inducing.
@devdattshrikhandepatil65746 жыл бұрын
Yeah i'hv heard about it...even pokemon had a shot like this and many kids suffered from seizures while watching it....
@sk8punk3185 жыл бұрын
My eyes hurt so bad
@mr_fox80665 жыл бұрын
Had to look away to not get a heart attack
@losingstreak4155 жыл бұрын
I'm surprised he didn't mention that in some scenes you can see the platforms where the zombies get launched off of when they jump all high and shit...I can't believe I used to have this poster in my room.
@tangetaier17832 жыл бұрын
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@RayatoTV7 жыл бұрын
I remember back when this came out, Kill Bill Vol. 1 had just came out and all of my friends wanted to see House of the Dead instead. I told them if they make me see that film I would no longer be friends with them. We ended up seeing Kill Bill and had a blast. When we left the theater, there was a line of like a dozen people demanding refunds for House of the Dead. Good times.
@skullknight_56827 жыл бұрын
arnt uwe boll's movies just some sort of tax scam? also i heard he has challenged critics to literal boxing matches
@etgohome13437 жыл бұрын
Skullknight _ Both are true.
@AJARyan-yn2uv7 жыл бұрын
Considering that the most famous picture of him is him flipping the bird, he doesn't have a high sense of class either.
@earlchatterton91337 жыл бұрын
Boll finally backed down from boxing a critic when the opponent (Cracked's SeanBaby) turned out to actually have some fighting experience himself.
@fuckenps37 жыл бұрын
Any meathead that thinks they can solve problems with violence or intimidation is a piece of shit. Especially when it's just art. Like, critic reviews, really?
@WyldstaarStudios7 жыл бұрын
It's more or less true. The German government had a program intended to promote a German film making industry that would reimburse the production costs of any movie financed by a local investor. Bol and a bunch of jackasses exploited the program ruthlessly. The program was ended specifically because of Uwe, who was only making the international reputation of German film even worse.
@residentevilgamer54327 жыл бұрын
Best part of this movie was the captain
@shawnfields2666 жыл бұрын
Resident Evil Gamer I can't disagree with you there, as that guy does do some badass things in the movie. I've seen that guy before, but i always forget his name.
@admiralswallower18826 жыл бұрын
Shawn Fields Jürgen Prochnow, he was in Das Boot
@a.morphous666 жыл бұрын
Oh, I thought you were talking about Police Captain ADR.
@andyzhao78225 жыл бұрын
IHE agrees.
@danijel834 жыл бұрын
Hes sutter kane
@bemasaberwyn557 жыл бұрын
I think this movie broke Chris 😂
@xgray20127 жыл бұрын
No, that was Dragonball Evolution, my friend.
@bemasaberwyn557 жыл бұрын
Neo-Xgray87 I don't think I saw that review (cinema sins actually went to the source material for their vid about Dragonball)
The sad thing is i bet these actors thought this movie was going to be their big break.
@xgray20127 жыл бұрын
Yeah, that is sad.
@mikan1998ful7 жыл бұрын
Serpico's Beard Nah... how dumb could they be?
@jamesturley32384 жыл бұрын
Enuka Okuma has had an impressive career.
@cnashford24 жыл бұрын
Super sad
@EvanMonroe6 жыл бұрын
15:19 This is one of the most hilariously thorough and original criticisms about an action scene.
@pochoklin777 жыл бұрын
Please chris, do In The Name of The King. According to Uwe Bowl it´s a masterpiece at the level of lord of the rings. Medieval Knights and Ninjas what can posibly go wrong?
@vincentknight277 жыл бұрын
This is one of the best Hilariocity reviews you've done in quite a while. Loved it!
@purplepotato26125 жыл бұрын
The scene with the captain shooting the zombies casualy could be quite amazing if all the traumatised children ran back to the boat and they see him just casualy shoot a zombie. Look at them. And say "1 grand" then extend his hand out.
@KirbyOnCronic7 жыл бұрын
I remember watching this when I was 14 and being completely blown away by how little it resembled the game.
@battlion5077 жыл бұрын
Tainted Knives I remember playing the xbox console port of HotD3 (and 2). I checked the extras and there was a commentary for the HotD movie.
@KirbyOnCronic7 жыл бұрын
***** The game has a story, numb nuts. You play as rogue agents who go investigating a disturbance call from a mansion and find the experiments of a mad scientist. The game is more than slow moving zombies and features some of the creepiest boss designs in gaming. Some of which are capable of speech, have telekinetic powers, and rebel against their creator. This movie has none of that.
@kingofwakanda68997 жыл бұрын
Bee Movie Hilariocity.....go!
@Alex-bf8hs7 жыл бұрын
King of Wakanda no, the bee movie is 10/10
@talkingaboutmovies38547 жыл бұрын
King of Wakanda How dare you disrespect the Bee Movie. That movie is a masterpiece
@disorderrgv7 жыл бұрын
King of Wakanda Yes! What a piece of shit movie, I feel bad for anyone who likes that bullshit.
@Spiiegel7 жыл бұрын
"king of wakanda" hilariocity.....go!
@Alex-bf8hs7 жыл бұрын
***** go reconsider
@mistergeopolitics44566 жыл бұрын
They actually made a sequel to this ? WOW
@lianakriebel6 жыл бұрын
I haven't watched the sequel, but GoodBadFlicks did a review of the sequel, and it sounded like the sequel was better and had almost no ties to the first one.
@DaddyDoom7 жыл бұрын
We can be thankful that Uwe Boll hasn't released a film in years.
@blizzard-storm975 жыл бұрын
He quit and went to restauranteur work
@snake-oz8nu5 жыл бұрын
He currently directs German Shiza films
@theshapeexists4 жыл бұрын
@@snake-oz8nu cartmans mom is his main star.
@cjkalandek9963 жыл бұрын
Well, apparently he's come out of retirement last year or so.
@SebastianPeterson7 жыл бұрын
To anyone seeing this: Have a good night.
@cinephile98857 жыл бұрын
cleverboy86, thank you, you too
@amoscaul32647 жыл бұрын
You too, thank you.
@primetime_al8227 жыл бұрын
cleverboy86 Me too thanks
@GravityTrash7 жыл бұрын
ty u2 m8
@cinephile98857 жыл бұрын
Pix Tron, Good night :)
@thearthurmarston98977 жыл бұрын
Man you're awesome! Your hilariocity reviews and your reactions through these really make me die from laughter 😂😂😂 when I feel bad I always watch them and become happy again lol thank you for doing what you're doing Chris! Stay awesome!
@24kBuddha_7 жыл бұрын
So.. were inside some... house of the dead..
@samuelwalber22077 жыл бұрын
Kraken that is the only one thing this movie is missing
@ZomIIXC7 жыл бұрын
roll credits... or in this case, insert random clip from video game . *ding*
@deathby1kslimes9457 жыл бұрын
What are we, some kinda house of the dead squad?
@socksslides20727 жыл бұрын
do a hilariocity review of the super Mario bro live action movie , everybody like this so he do it
@etgohome13437 жыл бұрын
Kevron Smith He probably will.
@thomasnewton68977 жыл бұрын
Kevron Smith he will, he can't not do that
@CallMeSquilliam7 жыл бұрын
Kevron Smith he could do it in honor of the new Mario game, Mario Run 😂
@lsevent7 жыл бұрын
Cliche, click bait review choice... I"d hope he'd be a lot more inspired than doing a review of that universally canned movie.
@kyleeaton27177 жыл бұрын
I actually liked the movie (I know, it's basically a sin) but the only reason I like it is because I had a lot of fun watching it and that's all.
@mariavienna13055 жыл бұрын
I want to dance under NINTENDO sign !!!!!
@adampellett49174 жыл бұрын
To celebrate the best gaming company of all time.
@FrameByFrameFilmCo7 жыл бұрын
Careful Chris! You don't want Uwe Boll to see this review and challenge you to a boxing match!
@danielbarron33797 жыл бұрын
I remember looking at this DVD cover whenever I went to the video rental store as a kid thinking it looked really good & scary. thank god my dad never let me get it.
@mitchellgeorge60314 жыл бұрын
I can’t believe the captain from the masterpiece Das Boot is in this film.
@Crichjo327 жыл бұрын
Chris please review Neil Breen's Fateful Findings. It's quite possibly the greatest Hilariocity of all time.
@stephenthedude43837 жыл бұрын
Crichjo32 tony hawk
@sivad10257 жыл бұрын
I enjoyed I Am Here... Now more... but yea. He's a master of hilariocity.
@booty2k7 жыл бұрын
YES! Yes! This is what I have bombarding chris with comments about! Any Neil breen film will be gold to see chris review but fateful findings may be the best of the lot! I mean worst! But good bad worst hilarious! XD
@moviemastervevo18487 жыл бұрын
Crichjo32 American ninja
@ryanscott45103 жыл бұрын
The greatest hacker of our time
@FallenStarGMV7 жыл бұрын
Seeing you lose your sanity during these movie reviews is very entertaining.
@cinephile98857 жыл бұрын
FallenStar, That's nothing, you should see Doug Walker reviewing The Disney sequels
@jasoncase94817 жыл бұрын
FallenStar I'm trying to find the hilarocity review where he becomes angry yoda and says this movie has made him angry yoda. It's possible cinema excrement that guy used it who has reviewed more than 40 terrible movies.
@Goblintom4 жыл бұрын
This thing is so awful, the fact that it really doesn't have anything to do with the source is bafling. Also, somebody explain why adr exist?
@jeremyroberts88227 жыл бұрын
uwe boll is one of the worst directors of all time
@TheInstitution6 жыл бұрын
THE*
@Redmist-se7ld6 жыл бұрын
U forgot to add Paul WS Anderson as a worst director list
@Mcdannydew6 жыл бұрын
Anderson has made some of my favorites. I don't think Uwe Boll has made anybody's favorites.
@joeyzapata67866 жыл бұрын
But apparently, a really good amateur boxer.
@joeyzapata67866 жыл бұрын
Naw, he gets a lifetime pass for Mortal Kombat. People can rag on that movie all they want but in 1995, that movie was awesome.
@WilliamHerasme7 жыл бұрын
There was no house in this movie...
@superlive986 жыл бұрын
Liar, there was a house. In fact, they use it for shelter on two separate occasions.
@mr.misfit89446 жыл бұрын
superlive98 thats more of a shack of the dead
@superlive986 жыл бұрын
It was a decrepit funeral parlor: a literal house of the dead.
@mr.misfit89446 жыл бұрын
superlive98 im in shock, that's not the type of shit you do on accident, they made that pun, and im at a complete lose for words from it, it has to be the greatest play on words I've ever seen, and it's in a movie where our hero says "you did it to become immortal, why?" what is this world
@superlive986 жыл бұрын
That pun probably came with the story pitch. That is not to say that Uwe Boll is not a contemplative or deliberate filmmaker, because he is. He just has a unique take on what constitutes an enjoyable movie experience.
@DavidAllgaier_5 жыл бұрын
Funny how every time I rewatch one of Chris’s reviews, I always find something new and funny that I didn’t notice the first time.
@brendanrouth38077 жыл бұрын
Might want to sharpen your boxing skills Chris. Are you aware of Uwe's policy for critics of his films?
@ultra64667 жыл бұрын
Please. He only fought critics that he knew were weaker than him. That little bitch backed out of a fight when a critic with experienced boxing skills challenged him.
@elderofzion7 жыл бұрын
you can expect boll to hate rant you in a youtube video
@MaJuV7 жыл бұрын
Probably in a similar rant to his rants of how he can't get any budget anymore for his "movies".
@elderofzion7 жыл бұрын
he could clip together his rants into a feature film, it would probably be more fun than his previous movies together
@DirtPoorWargamer4 жыл бұрын
_"You can't make this up."_ Well _someone_ did...
@davidisaac23047 жыл бұрын
If Chris reviewed every movie ever made in the history of man, I would watch them all.
@andbo79377 жыл бұрын
Do Samurai Cop 2!!! It has Tommy wiseau
@cinephile98857 жыл бұрын
BigWalrus69, hi doggy
@andbo79377 жыл бұрын
The Tux Man you are the luckiest man off all time
@apostolosfilippos7 жыл бұрын
really bad movie though... only the 2 main leads + tommy saved t he film ! bad editing, terrible colors, shaky camera hell and terrible stories. hm.... then peopably he should do it !
@paysonterhune2905 жыл бұрын
You do realize that the sea captain is the star of Das Boot AND also the sea captian from King Kong? My advice...if Jurgen Prochnow is sailing you somewhere you are all going to die..
@thepredatordillonyousonofa54074 жыл бұрын
Which king Kong
@Hammi4Real3 жыл бұрын
He was also the main antagonist in Beverly Hills Cop 2 as Maxwell Dent.
@Zorbak9627 жыл бұрын
At an EA party you'd have to pay to use the bathroom
@robertdelgado52407 жыл бұрын
Zorbak962 FUUUUCK!!!
@TheNeXusCore90326 жыл бұрын
And at a Ubisoft rave, the toilets will glitch and can't be used to flush down stuff
@a.morphous666 жыл бұрын
At Nintendo parties, you have to have an exclusive pair of pants to use the bathroom.
@adnanasif95386 жыл бұрын
At Capcom parties , there is no toilet and after fan backlash , you have to wait a year or two for Capcom to add a toilet !!
@addtext63196 жыл бұрын
At an Epic party you get pressured by everyone else to spend money on a nicer toilet
@asunayuuki87107 жыл бұрын
And to think Boll manages to make a movie that's even worse. I feel sympathy for those that seen Alone in the Dark.
@anikmonette21406 жыл бұрын
Asuna Yuuki I couldn't finish it, I stopped the movie when I saw the creature...
@c-force52176 жыл бұрын
His adaptation of Postal fucking sucked... yeah... he did Postal... fuck my life...
@michaelvictordimayuga37596 жыл бұрын
I have the DVD. Worst mistake ever.😂
@Roma_eterna4 жыл бұрын
Asuna Yuuki maybe Chris should do a Hilariosity of that one!
@Charlie947813 жыл бұрын
@@anikmonette2140 Alone in the Dark was idiotic with the Doctor who thought that it was ethical to implant orphaned children with mind altering parasites and the knockoff xenomorphs attacking the main characters in broad daylight despite
@brunneng384 жыл бұрын
I'm 46. This is one of only two movies I've ever walked out on in my entire life.
@mangmerciless96064 жыл бұрын
What was the other movie?
@brunneng384 жыл бұрын
Mang Merciless Transformers Revenge of the Fallen. Took my mom to see it. First they had the ‘Helllo dere! Yowsa!” Minstrel-Bots. I’m pretty thick skinned about that shit but it was so over the top embarrassingly racist I couldn’t believe it. Then when John Turturro was under the Destructicon’s dangling roboballsack I was like “that’s it. I’m done. You can stay if you want. I’ll meet you outside” and my mom says “but what if the ending is good?” And I said “it could be the greatest ending of any movie ever made and it still won’t make up for what we just watched”.
@brunneng383 жыл бұрын
Atik Ananto I saw that preview and avoided it like the plague
@hellknight13383 жыл бұрын
I just can't believe you went to see this movie in the theater
@brunneng383 жыл бұрын
@@hellknight1338 I’m still disappointed in myself.
@rockroll_pat28907 жыл бұрын
You should do a hilariosity review of Food Fight.
@awesomevidstothemax7 жыл бұрын
Rock&Roll_Pat yes
@TheRblaze237 жыл бұрын
XD Productions *yaass
@dariushcreates7 жыл бұрын
Chris would spend the first half the review staring into the camera open mouthed, eyes wide. If he lost a few IQ points watching Norm of The North, wait till he watches this SHIT!! XD
@missx54727 жыл бұрын
Rock&Roll_Pat Do you want Chris to die?
@zachsoroka87077 жыл бұрын
Dariush Asadi
@claymateme20247 жыл бұрын
5:20 The Possession of Chris Stuckmann
@cinephile98857 жыл бұрын
William TheFrog, oh my God!
@erikmelo74405 жыл бұрын
I love these Hilariocity series. Keep them coming!
@cameronsnyder36467 жыл бұрын
"You created this to be immortal, why?" "To live Forever!"
@samerna57767 жыл бұрын
Cameron Snyder HA HA HA HA
@MustafaAli-lb8dq Жыл бұрын
Reminds me of Plan 9: Murdered? And someone is responsible.
@SwabbleSocks7 жыл бұрын
A Hilariocity and a Search for the Worst in the same day... :)
@cinephile98857 жыл бұрын
SwabbleSocks, oh my God!
@1money117 жыл бұрын
search for the worst is boring
@nikhilkumar39992 жыл бұрын
Looks like you got your wish on James Bond dying Chris. But there was no blood dripping effect on the screen tho. Lol
@Digger-Nick7 жыл бұрын
One of your best Chris!
@dwizzy.347 жыл бұрын
The next hilariocity better be Super Mario Bros.
@seaneaves92917 жыл бұрын
Zack Spindler fuck out of here, that movie is dope
@dwizzy.347 жыл бұрын
Sean Khatibi lol
@smashin7 жыл бұрын
I say Street Fighter
@andres19942447 жыл бұрын
Let's hope that it'll be Alone in the Dark.
@dhansen19917 жыл бұрын
Zack Spindler I hope max pane that movie was bad it did not match the game at all
@DonnovanThomas9292 жыл бұрын
15:00 Chris just straight up made a prediction about No time to die
@carleeneaton75107 жыл бұрын
I feel like he just assumes assassins creed will be bad
@1badmotherucker9477 жыл бұрын
Carleen Eaton same
@glennabraham23457 жыл бұрын
Of course. Ubisoft basically implied that with their statement on it.
@thefridgefreezer7 жыл бұрын
I have and will continue to assume that all video game adaptations will be bad until proven otherwise.
@sadboipotato33827 жыл бұрын
99% of video game movies so far have sucked donkey cock, that other 1% is Warcraft, which I've heard is at least OK.
@argelisplanchart94387 жыл бұрын
I feel that's unfair. He should give it a fair shot.
@middleman68557 жыл бұрын
Do a Super Mario Bros Movie hilariocity!
@thedanceparty78397 жыл бұрын
RT Miguel that movie has to be reviewed
@middleman68557 жыл бұрын
The Dance Party fuck yeah
@rolivas3034 жыл бұрын
Fyre Music Festival: the motion picture. Starring Ja Rule
@VideoClubRandom7 жыл бұрын
15:20 Chris turns into the Angry Video Game Nerd... LOL!
@Mandalore_ultimate7 жыл бұрын
Video KanjiClub Lol
@_catsy7 жыл бұрын
I was thinking the same thing, hahaha
@22ninja17 жыл бұрын
James Rolfe should do reviews of Uwe Bolls video game movie adaptations but also play the games that the movies were based off.
@abowlofsangria34127 жыл бұрын
Awww... Chris thinks we're smart. He trusts us!♥️
@The3rdGunman7 жыл бұрын
The bad rave music clips crack me up every time, especially the shootout flashback
@thedanceparty78397 жыл бұрын
I'm laughing so hard.
@thedanceparty78397 жыл бұрын
18:02 I die laughing in tears, and then Chris explained it and then repeat it. 😂😂😂 LMAO!!!
@aidencrawford97047 жыл бұрын
That was the cringiest use of Rich Evan's ''Oh my god'' I've ever seen.
@cinephile98857 жыл бұрын
Aiden Crawford, oh my god
@stephencarroll46817 жыл бұрын
That was actually the oh my god from Troll 2 he was referencing
@cinephile98857 жыл бұрын
Stephen Carroll, I know, but RedLetterMedia says it too :)
@aidencrawford97047 жыл бұрын
I totally forgot about Troll 2. Now I look like an idiot.
@Kelly_Yamaguchi_95 Жыл бұрын
Btw, the guys that came down the helicopter were actually the characters from The House of the Dead overkill, Agent G and Isaac Washington
@absentiambient7 жыл бұрын
I love bad movies. Best comedies made
@stevengross64757 жыл бұрын
was there even a house in "House Of The Dead" I can't remember lol
@becsocsci6214 жыл бұрын
8:10 EXACTLY how I imagine it to be. Gosh you truly encapsulate the description of physical behaviour of humans in how they’d look in a certain thought or situation. I love that.
@rj-15067 жыл бұрын
PLZ DO A HILARIOCITY OF FAR CRY
@RagnarSori7 жыл бұрын
Yes!! This please.
@keepyoureyespeeled7 жыл бұрын
Rubin Pyatt poor Til Schwieger.
@keepyoureyespeeled7 жыл бұрын
Rubin Pyatt poor Til Schwieger
@c.lawnmower_7 жыл бұрын
Far Cry is a game... *searches up "Far Cry movie"* HOLY S***!
@shawnfields2666 жыл бұрын
Radioactive Powerhouse Yeah, uwe boll also made shitty adaptations of other video game movies, Far Cry being one of them. Didn't you see the slide Chris showed earlier in the video where he showed off some of bolls previous work and you could see his movies being displayed there. Pay attention next time, dude.
@chicodepuertorico14507 жыл бұрын
Seeing the Sailor Scouts in the background makes me feel like I can like anything as a man. Thanks, Chris!
@tonsuphat33403 жыл бұрын
every good director need to have a little inner voice ,and that little inner voice is Chris Stuckmann
@bigwill007 жыл бұрын
Hey Chris, fan from the UK, please do Street Fighter with Jean Claude Van Dam and Kylie Minogue! Not unlike the first Mortal Kombat, its one I used to love as a kid but realize how terrible it is when watching it as an adult, but yet still enjoy it because you remember how you felt watching it as a kid.