Literally

Accurate

WORD!👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾

She's a heavy pourer? Lol You're spending $5 on a shot and everybody but Jarvis got a full Solo cup liquor (he only got a shot glass though because he was clearly already way too fucked up when the party started. I mean...did you see those dance moves? He thought he was swimming...that's not an alcohol affect..homies on some psychedelics lol) I can hold my own but I feel like even I'd get drunk off a full Solo cup of whiskey or tequila (not vodka. Idk if that's a tolerance build up or because of my absorbtion issues but I'd still seem sober off that (legally I'd be above the limit but cognitively I wouldn't be very affected))

@@sarahlovee1865 sorry, I've been sniffing cheeto dust. Could you explain that in high people terms?

Welcome to twitch chat!

It’s like being in school again.

Maybe he needs to find a different way to word it, because this ends up taking so much time in every stream. I mean, not like chat won't still pull this shit, but... I dunno. Jarvis is so entertaining & it sucks when he has to take away from his video to babysit. Edit: Finished watching the video & yeah. He DID rename it & he STILL had to explain. Christ.

At this point either chat really is just stupid, or they’re being obfuscating on purpose.

This is what I’m saying!! It’s like they’re being willfully ignorant just so he’ll pay attention to their comments. Twitch is so annoying when it comes to the chat feature. Just a big pool of people vying for recognition and interrupting Jarvis 💀

The free space would be him having to explain something to the chat.

People try to call "Bad ADR"

Him explaining what ADR is

Someone misidentifies a scene change as a time skip

Jarvis has to ask chat for 3 minutes to include your card when you call bingo

It’s because in the Dhar Mann universe if you commit crime, instead of doing jail time, you have to learn some sort of life lesson that will instantly change you into a better person and then you are instantly forgiven for your crimes.

@@strangerofthe2067 hmm I wonder what could be the reason… /s

@@mlpdisneylover it’s because we’re not just telling stories… we’re CHANGING LIVES

@@strangerofthe2067 I feel that like a convicted felon he should know better LOL

Just dhar Mann making himself feel better about his convicted felonies

ikr housesitter party girl doesn't deserve her like make better decisions

The friend gets shit done, she taught those pranking kids a lesson pretty handily jaja

Absolutely! Like maybe I'm a bad friend but like- I would be like "you made a stupid decision, it's time to face your consequences" and make her deal with it

Yeah, she’s one of those friends that you call if you have to hide a body or something.

Truly! It's reminiscent of an anti-drinking psa video I had to make in elementary school lol

@@potatopotatopotato-zo1rw *flashbacks to DARE*

oh god your comment reminded me of paul weasly from vampire diaries joking about how stupid he felt dancing on set for that reason

@@RainyDays2790 you feel so stupid , and they give you some direction but i understand the girl super interested in the popcorn's thought process too bc they just say to act like youre doing smth

@@jaydenicholofficial smh i guess i get why they cant give you music bc itd mess up the shot but still yikes

Reminds me of chum dum bedrum... those extra dancers

That is indeed exactly why I’m here

HIP HOP CONCERT

Although I could do with a little less of chat not knowing what some of these bingo squares mean. A little bit can be funny, but watching every single vod and seeing the same statements can be a bit annoying. Though seeing them rewind the same clip to try and overanalyze the blind lady is great in moderation. Stuff like the gorilla tangent are just top tier stream content. I have no idea why someone would want to watch these streams without finding out about one dude being basically every gorilla you’ve seen in a movie or having them try to find out if a Fact or Fiction episode used CGI by looking at what time the episode aired compared to the Toy Story movies.

I dont mind HIS tangents, but him constantly explaining the same things to chat over and over again is really annoying. I wish he would ignore chat sometimes.

@@pigeontoes5421 I wish chat would get the memo

Yesterday I had a mental breakdown over a bean bag. And today I had a mental breakdown over blankets, and now I’m sick after a vaccine. Life right now is fun for me

@@placeholderdoeDang, that sucks. Hope you’re doing better now!

@@sarahwilkins9769 oh yeah I’m doing amazing now! I cut down on my main stress in life a few months after that comment was made so I’m doing a lot better now. Thanks for checking in! Have an amazing day

Lmao 🤣

he really nailed that “tequilaaaaa!” line

Sorry im a little faceblind. Its not actually him right, its just a bit?

@@gentleman_muk It's a different actor yeah this is a bit

LMAO

For real. Most of the tiles are not concepts unique to Dhar Mann bingo - like in that other video where people were asking what a continuity error was, or the constant need to explain what is/isn't a timeskip. I know I'm probably older than most of Jarvis's fanbase at 26 but like, c'mon. And there's apparently a google sheet that explains most of the tiles too!

I always start these videos and have to abandon it part way through because I get so fed up with how annoying and dumb chat is! I would love these if chat didn't participate at all and it wasn't live, and it was just Jarvis playing bingo by himself or with another youtuber as a guest.

I caught a dharr man bingo stream the other day and was excited to finally participate but it makes it hard to enjoy when chat is making it impossible for the game to continue at a good pace. Then when you try asking what's been called chat is flooded by people nitpicking and trying to make calls for stuff that isn't happening.

A little? Entirely. I would love to watch live but my anxiety is so triggered by the chat 😭

@@MarshaRee33 how does this trigger your anxiety?

THAT WAS SO FUCKING FUNNY. I bet that's in his Tinder bio.

Yeah they sucked. Apparently their neighbor ALWAYS brings them oranges, what, they can't share with the person watching their house?? Who puts a rug ON THE FLOOR and then shouts at a new guest for almost stepping on it?? Go shoe free or accept that your rug will be walked on. And who TF doesn't warn their house sitter about the dog WELL IN ADVANCE? They're like "oh haha we almost forgot" you forgot your dog??? Honestly if this was Reddit I'd vote ESH 😂 except her friend, she's a champ

Yeah. What if they were allergic to dogs?

​@@Vi_Vi_1 Imagine if they left without mentioning the dog and she's like.. "where did that dog come from?"

yeah i'm a house sitter/dog sitter but if i showed up at a house and they didn't tell me they had a dog, i would literally leave. but ive also never been to a house where they haven't told me to help myself to everything

'you puked on my rug? I Mean it looks brand new and completely fine BUT U PUKED ON MY RUG?' Actually made me sorta mad how that was skipped over.

@@JadeAnnabelArt yeah, and the house sitter totally could have used that to convince them the guy is wrong, too. Like, “he’s obviously mistaken. I mean, look at your rug; there’s no way I could get a stain out that well, and managed to either return everything to pristine condition or keep it looking like this while throwing a party. I bet he’s still drunk!”

That is an awful thing to through and I hope you're doing better now.

I‘m so glad you got out of that. I really hope you’re okay and safe now

I'm so sorry that happened to you, that's horrific. I'm so glad that a camera caught it. I hope you're doing better now and are happy and safe

oh my god thats so terrible! i hope you're doing okay and far away from him now

I’m glad you got out, I’m sorry for your experiences. Have a nice day

I've noticed this. Every time it happens it seems they just assume it must have happened.

I'd like to add a seventh: Orange

The 6th sense is Orang e

Probably a covid thing

Thats why everyone is acting like a child who can't hold their alcohol You've cracked the code

Do they even have rugs of that price at Target? That sounded a bit off to me.

@@GogiRegion They do but online tho sometimes it's a 3rd party seller. Source: Wanted a rug, went online to Target and saw how expensive they can be. I did not get a rug.

@@ThexDynastxQueen absolute mood

Ha you're much kinder than I. I would've been pisseddd

Yeah honestly they should have just given her the 150 and taken the tip and advance away

I still think she should have gotten paid since she did house sit. Definitely no tip though.

I would still pay the original amount until I found out someone gave alcohol to the dog. Then I would’ve just kicked them out without paying.

Exactly the issue I had when I actually got to play during a stream, it was impossible to get the game going at a good pace. Bingo would be more fun if he focused less on chat they're annoying.

I don’t mind it for the most part but people still keep obsessing over the bad ADR one, even if it’s been renamed. It’s not just that they always pick examples that aren’t ADR but if it is ADR then it wasn’t bad. Yet they keep insisting he needs to go back. The other stuff I don’t mind so much, even if they’re stretching. I think that particular option on the card seems like more trouble than it’s worth imo

@@genericname8727 yeah that was making me mad when the chatter kept saying bad adr over and over and Jarvis finally was like okay he's just repeating himself

Well sometimes jarvis misses things. And besides. If they call something that didn’t happen, jarvis won’t allow it. So it’s not really forcing anything at all

@@corcakitty5217 jarvis misses things a lot though lmao. Sometimes the chat is wrong but legit every single square in this video was marked cause of the chat reminding him

he’s the only one allowed on the rug

it's the dog's personal feeding rug

The dog bought the rug, obviously

Honestly I've known enough rich dog owners to believe they would be exactly like that

If the feeder was unplugged, the camera wouldn't be able to record anything and she could use the excuse that she was cleaning the floor or something and moved it. Leaving the oranges and rug out was just dumb.

@@Blakbox92 True!

I had more planning ability as a 9 year old than this woman. She got told every obstacle and still did nothing lol. Can't find router? Call family to ask where it is claiming it needs restarting. Rug/oranges? MOVE IT! Dog? Close the door and there is a pet cam especially if they got a $150 feeder lol. Upstairs off limit? Get a tall baby gate. We got Amazon now, this was a slam dunk! Her friend is great tho, straight up goals. We all need like 1 or 2 of her lol.

Right? I love dogs and pets in general, but if I was housesitting and someone suddenly sprung a pet on me without warning or no promise of extra pay for it, I would have left in a heart beat. It's just so rude, as far as they know she could have been allergic or had a phobia.

The dog looked pretty old and they were only gone for the night they could have walked him before and after

Yeah, I’m okay with dogs but I have allergies and asthma so would feel super betrayed by having that sprung on me last moment

they probably have a good sized backyard

Im terrified of dogs and would just have to leave..if i manage to not scream and try to get away

this is the funniest thing ive ever read

Some of us are still waiting on breastmilk merch. Smh.

I just died

Go start a go fund me for Jarvis😢

@@ZijnShayatanica use code booby for 10% off

I'm glad I wasn't the only one who noticed this lol

No, she had a bad rating on the BABYsitting-app, so she couldn’t find good babysitting gigs. The housesitting was a new thing for her.

@@mellalena Huh. Well, at 150 per night, it seems like a pretty substantial partial income, which is the thing she was looking for.

@@mellalena in the sequel she’s gonna end up pet sitting.

Totally agree with both statements! :)

I swear, the longer Dhar Mann videos are too much for me, even with Jarvis xD

@@nemtzsche fact! lol

yeah, i can't watch any drunk/on drug scenes (if they're a bit convincing)

My second hand embarrassment is always very big with those scenes.

they kinda did i think, renamed it to "bad dubbing" or smthing and ppl are still confused 😔

Make it an actuLly good PSA? Nah

-Dar Maaaaan

It would've been a perfect lesson too. She would've learned that honest work pays well. And trying to mess around for easy money can backfire easily. And that she can't always dodge the bullet. Three lessons in one go.

Dude ikr

i was just thinking that, it actually was an enjoyable watch and i was rooting for the protagonist even tho they were absolutely not good people

Yeah, I think the reasons it maybe wasn’t the best for their bingo were what made it a better video. Broke away from the formula and cheap tropes a bit to create something a bit more unique and with a little more personality

@@dreamythesheep Video went out of its way to portray her as like, an actual human being rather than a cartoon supervillain, too

@@cdw2468 right? and the fact that we were rooting for them is an impressive testament to the story-telling in this video

Yes!! No one is talking about this. I do think the conflicts could be avoided and all but even tv episodes have these problems. I was rooting for the main girl she wasn't just straight up cartoon supervillain she was kinda nuanced. I thought she was gonna eat the oranges, step on the rug and mistreat the dog honestly. And her friendship with that girl was cute lol.

Wait what

@@ijustlikebees You can't sell alcohol without a license. That's true for basically any developed nation. If you do, you're gonna have anything between a fine to hard time.

@@joujou264 huh. Good to know

the amount of times i have payed for a drink at a house party 😲 but if i told anyone this fact i would just get absolutely dunked on

@@joujou264 Yep. And ABC doesn't mess around.

He just buys some cheap jewelry and leaves quickly I guess. Idk why I’m defending Dhar Mann though

I was thinking that everything expensive would be put in one room. Like all the decorations and cutlery. I am so pissed that she didn't just do that with the dog, rug, and feeder.

Also none of the guests ask for the WiFi password?

I also feel the need to add now that I'm halfway through the video that I love gold diggers friend too, great friend. Making a lost, helping her friend? Honestly I'm rooting for the bad guys 😂

Same, since she wasn't as terrible as most Dhar Mann's villains, showing regret and all, I was also rooting for her lmao

yeah me too i felt so bad for her when she was having her break down, love her friend too.

The funny thing is that at $150(+tip) a night housesitting, she didn't even need to make extra money throwing a party. No need to worry about sinking extra capital into booze, snacks, and cleaning supplies. No need to monitor unruly/drunken guests. Just spend three nights vegging out in an empty house and she would have had the money for her trip.

wdym abt the chat?

@@slonismo a lot of the time the chat is very picky about what counts for bingo, it just gets kinda weird to watch them argue so often over a small game :P it was a lot more chill this time around tho

@@bunny_btch more like the opposite of picky. Cause they want everything to be a bingo

@@bunny_btch I think pushy is a better word then picky but yes I agree with your point

OMG, [Insert Name of Your Choice Here], GET THE POPCORN!

LETS GOO

*running carefully* hey guys! I brought some (soda if your choice) lemme pour a cup!

OH YES PLEASE! *casually hands over cup for fill*

@@UrDadLes37 of course! (Carefully hands you a cup)

Ehh not necessarily, I've def thrown up on someone's floor, didn't feel sick until afterwards 😅

I think sometimes you get the warning and sometimes the warning comes one or two seconds before it’s coming up. So sometimes they don’t really have the time to do anything

uhh abt the "AGES" part, thats you. a lot of people dont feel it until it just goes.

Getting Isekai'd into the DharManniverse would be an absolute nightmare.

EXACTLY. Like this shows most prominently in things where people are getting married or engaged and one of them ends up being a really really obvious goldigger and the other is surprised. Like did you.... not know who you were in a relationship with for several years??

To be honest, I don’t even think he knew she wanted to go to Mexico before he got faceshit; his last girlfriend dumped him so he thought that plan got cancelled

This is literally the top result from a google search

@@dunnovanronel lol ik I just wanted to put it out there ;p

@@carmenmercedes9903 Yeah, I didn’t mean to be rude

@@aduckofsomesort oh absolutely not! But maybe a slice or two is perfectly fine

Sameeee my first bingo stream

sameee it was so fun

So does a good orange smell like more citrusy?

@@AleksandarBell not really. They smell pretty normal. Bad oranges just tend to smell worse 😆

@@KennMila oh okay! That makes sense lol.

would the old lady be able to immediately tell it wasn’t hers like she did?

@@cdw2468 I would guess the most likely way she could tell immediately was the feel of the oranges. Store-bought have more preservatives. She reaches out and touches them and can tell. But more likely than not it's probably just Dhar Mann plot convenience 🤣

Oh god it does that's great.

but the other guy did.

its honestly really weird how the yt comments on these vods all agree on this, yet the chat continues to argue and be annoying. like, is jarvis' twitch and yt audiences different?

:/

@@sierra3830 :/ indeed

That's so gross, I don't understand some people 😕

It would have cost you nothing to never post that 😭

@@veronicaachebe2632 if i have to suffer so do you guys /j

My chemistry teacher too, kinda :D But im German though, so Herr Herr (that would be more like Mr. Mister)

@@LW114YT we love a Mr. Mister lol

I knew a family with the last name Mann.

my fourth grade teacher had the same name lol

literally sameeeeeeee. i always watch these vods while drawing

these and the fact or fiction vods are perfect for drawing. theyre so calming and chill and its exactly what i need while i have a breakdown over drawing hands. balance, baby!

Getting a hundred fifty bucks just to stay a night watching someone's house sounds awesome. Just do whatever minor housekeeping they want and hang around, easy money.

@@Blakbox92 especially like in this video the dog was apparently even low maintenance. Let the dog into the yard and otherwise just watch netflix and done