that line took me out lmao

"Just a drug deal" - Jarvis

best moment 100%

Timestamp?? I loved that line

Something I never thought I’d hear in bingo 😂

PLEASE YES I LOVE IT

YES

Yes

(Dhar Mann voice) The exes realized that they truly had been in love with each other

😳

Fr it’s annoying

Chat needs to calm the fuck down lol. Like mention something if Jarvis didn’t notice but don’t argue with him

i know!!! like if he calls it, mark it. if not, move on! of course everyone wants to get bingo, but don’t push jarvis to the point where this isn’t fun for him anymore

IKR? chat infuriates me sometimes. Jarvis knows what he is talking about, he MADE THE CARD. I hate that people argue with him lol. Also, I wish people would use tone indicators (/j etc) if they are making a silly joke about something on the board so Jarvis doesn't have to explain it for the 187439th time. I feel bad for him lol

I kinda feel like Jarvis should just ignore chat if they keep arguing like that lol

i havent watched spongebob for years and i still remember this

yeah, like, its so obvious

You can tune a jar of mayonnaise by adding or removing mayo from it

@@yeasstt *i explode*

This made me laugh so hard

Yeah but she does a great job imo

Dhar mann def got some beef with her or something for doing her like that 😭😭😭

And the guy who played pizza boyfriend always gets used and abused

But to be fair, acting a villain is so much more fun

i’d be a great evil villain role, i’m great at acting heartless and i’m terrible at acting empathetic and likable perfect villain edit: plus i have that iconic disney villain nose lmao (like ursula’s but more noticeable compared to the rest of my face)

I think that's called having eyes

​@@queereden Lol, right? I'm not an empath and it's still very clear to me.

@@MoldyWarts empaths arent real, they're just a concept made up in order to separate good victims of trauma and bad victims of trauma based upon "empathy", or more likely just feeling like you read people really well. I can't tell if op is joking or not.

@@queereden they're definitely joking

Yeah y’all I’m joking, it’s a Twitter meme to say you’re an empath when you notice something obvious

Honestly though. If anything, I'd imagine maybe he didn't let them get away with stuff. Maybe he was kind of cold toward them and more interested in his iPad.

they were training dummies for his ultimate enemy

Yeah the fact that he supposedly misbehaves isn't shown once, its just a plot point so that his parents won't believe him. The other interpretation is that in the DharVerse every babysitter is evil and they've all been lying about him misbehaving to cover the bad things they did, this was just the first time he got evidence.

@@joshturner9443 yeah I really hate how "parents won't listen to misbehaving kid" is always a plot point, you hear your panicked child calling you from the babysitter's phone talking about a drug deal, how are you not immediately worried about him??? That just seems like awful parenting, the babysitter is still a stranger to them but they already have complete trust for her over their own child?

honestly I wasn't misbehaved at all as a child and my parents always believed any other adult's opinion over mine

it’s so annoying how so many people try to argue or they comment over and over whatever they want marked or try to get every little thing to count like bro just have fun calm ya tits

I feel so bad for whoever has to deal with the chatters once they're 60+ years old as they're still gonna be arguing and trying to cheat at bingo like a mfer! 😅😂

@@ashegrey3042exactly. He is the creator of the cards, he should be the one in charge of choosing who and what gets chosen for bingo 😭

People trying to find caveats to win are so annoying, urgh

ikr, i would love a chill chat that isn't tryna win ever second. it would be nice for both jarvis and us youtube viewers.

@@indeedical26 its a game with room for ambiguity and an actual reward with a monetary value for winning. No shit people want to win. also its on Jarvis for leaving room for interpretation like the you see/so you see box, he should just be extremely literal with the words written on the box and be done with it.

@@MrGhostTheBigRoast there are rules in the link to the bingo. it's clear what everything means. the part of getting a reward after you win, i cannot agree nor disagree with you about it. at the end of the day though, chat should chill a little more, even if they are getting a sub as a reward for winning.

@@indeedical26 lol asking chat to be chill will never work because chat isnt one person. also chats are always indicative of the streamer, their personality and their content. its like pets, a badly behaved pet is a sign of a bad owner. this is why xqc's chat tells him to go 'kys' and Limmy's chat calls him a 'miserable, bald BAFTA winner.' All that being said, Jarvis is still relatively new to streaming, so he just needs some time to find a comfortable way to deal with a big live audience.

Yeah I was shipping them too xD And the kid is wonderful. Great range as an actor

@@TheZombifiedGuy It seems like quite a few people were based off of the comments. He really does. He needs to be in more Dhar Mann videos, honestly. I could definitely see him starring in a Disney channel show.

I mean they both participated in treating the kid like crap so I hope they have a very unhappy life together.

@@nbucwa6621 That's true. I really don't get how neither was turned off by how their girlfriend treated a nine year old.

@@nbucwa6621 Yeah, I agree there. The first guy seemed uncomfortable after bringing the kid to the drug deal but that didn't stop him from doing it anyway, lol. And then the second guy wanted to give the kid a slice of pizza but continued having a wet noodle for a backbone when she told him not to. Also, this is a bit tangential, but it drives me nuts that the babysitter is written as stringing along two guys for food and "Starbucks" (and drugs), and that that's the thing her exes take her to civil court over. Shouldn't she be on trial for criminally neglecting a child? Wouldn't the *parents* be the plaintiffs there? Not to mention a charge for possessing whatever drugs those two pills are supposed to be. Plus the exes should also be on trial as accomplices to those crimes since they were clearly aware of what was going on and didn't try to stop or report it. But instead we have classic Dhar Mann misogyny where a woman "using" the men in her life is far more significant and immoral than actual crime, and her exes are taking her to civil court (and somehow winning???) over all the times they bought food and drinks for her so they can get "refunds". The focus is *way* off. But I guess that makes sense since Dhar Mann was literally convicted for fraud xD

Who is mad

@@princessofhell4639 Idk everyone calling him a narc

@@fyrefrost1898 It's one thing to be a scared kid (which he did not do a realistic performance of) and another to gleefully call the cops on a drug user

@@fyrefrost1898 I mean he is a narc

@@nevadanate4957 yeah it's pretty awful to call the cops on a drug user, and even worse so to present it as a good moral at the end of the video! But other than that i don't think the kid was a narc for not wanting her drinking on the job, that seems pretty unprofessional especially when you're hired to watch after children.

I really wonder how old the average chatter is if they don't know what a confrontation or expensive brand is.

@@nbucwa6621 i'm pretty sure the average age is (somehow) 10~13

I'm 22 and Starbucks is expensive 🤷

@@queereden i get your point, but here expensive brand counts as brands like tesla and apple, not Starbucks. Anyways have a good day/afternoon/evening/night :D

@@queereden Starbucks is something you could afford on working one hour of minimum wage. The spirit of expensive brand is something that costs thousands of dollars.

I've seen other streamers do bingo (for acnh villager hunting) and they just have mods put up what has been called in a discord channel which works well

​@@graywithana127 Mods actually have a spreadsheet to update. However for example right as I'm writing, he has about 2k viewers and not a single mod on (or maybe one but I don't think they can do the job of managing 2k people and bingo updates). It doesn't help the chat moves really fast, so people trying to help get overrun by everyone else. He may want to get some combo of more mods and lowering the chat speed (maybe sub only?).

The focus on chat dragged the thing down a bit, had to start skipping through. Or they need to put people on a slowdown

@@thezachman1 slowdown and followers only chat, as well as a lil warning for when you first select the bar to start typing that says to “follow these rules: rule 1 rule 2” something like that

I mean nowadays parents can just order food and have it delivered whenever

@@anonymoususer638 but there could be stuff like medical emergencies too

The parents probably don't want to sneak into the homes of neighbors he believes to be drug dealers and human traffickers.

I've heard that in some places it's actually illegal to leave your kid home alone under a certain age too so that could be a factor. That and possibly high crime rate in the area too?

@@horse14t yeah I couldn't stay home during the day while my mom worked until I was like 9. and I still can't stay home alone when she works nights shifts 😭

Maybe this was him tryna redeem himself to not go to boarding school and he really was a complete demon child and just did a full 180 on us

Also, he started the night out by playing a video game. That's the easiest possible babysitting setup except maybe if he was already asleep for the night

As someone who used to be a TA at an elementary school, I'm used to parents who believe anything their kid says.

My take is that every babysitter the kid has had are cheating, drug dealing bastards and he's just had his reputation tarnished by every one so this time he stands his ground and finally gets back at one of the fuckers.

@@princessofhell4639 that does make sense but the way they portray it still seems like he was a decent kid the whole time one way they could’ve simply fixed that as well as added more character to a simple trope would be little things like him using the wrong tone like kid: “i’m leaving to do something *actually* worth my time, alone.” person: “what?” kid: “sorry, what i meant was, i’m going to my room because i have no reason to be downstairs anymore” i know that’s not any direct quote but i had to do that to make my point

AMEN THANK YOU.

It would be so much more fun if they just let the game flow naturally instead of fighting to win every game :/

this. seriously. i have to skip through so much of the video just so i dont have to watch chat try to bicker with jarvis

I had to rewatch, but they really said “eww” and “yucky”😂😂😂

@@dennistmennace children should not be on the internet 😆

the fact they think starbucks or target is expensive tells me theyre all young teens with no concept of the world rn. he really needs to avoid chat and just look for bingos and call the cards as he sees em

@@DavorinMors even young teens have SOME concept of money. A lot of them go to Starbucks and Target, so they know they’re not expensive. These are for sure 10 year olds 💀

@@DavorinMors no it doesn’t lol. What kid is gonna shop at target and think “wow so expensive, definitely on the level of a Porsche”. No one is making those suggestions in good faith, they just want the bingo

Exactly! They're probably the reason he "acts out" SMDH horrible parents

Well, I read it from you first AND thought it was funny

i think that’s acc what happens though. she has the same name in both of those videos so i think they’re meant to be connected

I think the chat just get really annoying constantly making him check for bingo things that aren't applicable and he has to explain why or what it is. I've seen so many moments they call bad adr or something and they don't say when or what line so Jarvis just has to go back kinda far and rewatch it all to find out it wasn't even remotely applicable.

yeah the chat was super cringe and annoying in this vid; it was difficult to watch. I'm glad he straight up removed the bingo spots that were causing him angst though. hopefully, that will help in the future.

yeah i super agree with you the chat is draining af and SO distracting. like can’t they comment on the actual video and stop arguing with jarvis on his own stream? (btw i think he’s said before he doesn’t like when people say he looks tired/not ok, since it can come across weird)

@@umbrellathorn oh sorry, do you think I should delete my comment or should I just edit it? /gen

@@kai_fatallysapphic oh i don’t think you should delete your whole comment! you had some very good stuff to say

He will, because of his chat. They really are ridiculous

@@latoyod.calmer9994 fuck bro, are you like, a philosophiser or something?

@@latoyod.calmer9994 what are you like a 12 year old cynic.

@@latoyod.calmer9994 I mean agreed but like why are you talking all eloquently like that ? I mean it’s well written ig

@@latoyod.calmer9994 I mean why not be philosophes 👍 its great

twerp

lost fairly odd parents episode where vicky buys drugs

@@memethyst Let’s be honest, if the show thought they could get away with it they would. They do anything they can to make her unlikable. They just straight up have Vicky run an underground sweatshop to make lemonade in one episode, and she constantly forces the children she babysits into doing labor for her, so it’s not out of the realm of possibility for her to bring a kid along to buy something illicit, in my opinion.

@@memethyst I’d watch that eposode

Vicky from Fairly Odd Parents too

you don’t have a writing only e-mails boyfriend?

The clown prank one was a different actress

My thoughts exactly!! Why have kids if you're not going to raise them? This is why so many kids grow up with childhood trauma/neglect and it really breaks my heart. Just dont have kids

he should find a way to control all of the boards and whatever he checks off automatically gets checked instead of ppl checking boxes that jarvis didn’t approve i didn’t even watch the video yet so i don’t know if that was the issue even 😅

[THREAT LEVEL [HIGH]] ACTIVATING [DHAR MAN KILL AGENT]

Every bingo vid has me slamming my head on my desk

Maybe that the character has a criminal record?

the square should be for a quote from the character themselves that gets checked when they say just “because of my criminal record”

Yeah she always plays the evil character

It’s so ridiculous.. people are so desperate for a bingo it’s becoming annoying

I hate the chat lol

@@channywanny the prize is literally just a sub too. they're so desperate for their 15 seconds of "fame"

I think they assumed "Random expensive brand" meant any famous brand, not a brand known for selling expensive products If they were arguing w Jarvis about that it's obviously bad, but i get where the train of thought came from

@@zypper7213 yeah he may need to rename the card to “fancy expensive uncommon rich people brand” or something so everything is perfectly clear

hell yeah 💪

Yes this. I've been binging these videos, and hate moments when Jarvis and the chat spend 5 minutes arguing on a square. Whenever this happens, I find myself skipping the video until the point he plays again. The rule should be no arguing allowed, and no fighting for a square in the chat. Jarvis calls the square end of story. If he misses one, mods can notify that one was missed,

@@monishuday400 i feel like a lot of the time it’s not arguing, it’s jarvis and chat figuring out if something should be called or not but that’s not to say that arguing within chat or arguing with jarvis and chat doesn’t exist either

Also i'm pretty sure if someone drove a child (that knows what drugs are) to a parking lot and bought two weird pills from some guy they would think it's drugs EDIT: Sorry for your family

@@daldosbm yeahh agreed, and thank you. most of them r recovered now 👍

I didn't know any drugs til I was 18. Every kid is different in this case.

My parents no longer have a drug problem but I've known a lot about shit like that since I was really little because of their past struggles with addiction. It really doesn't seem unrealistic, especially if that kid has a family member with an addiction

I'm about to throw hands with chat fr

BAHAHAAA

"HEY DHAR FAM, MARK DHAR CAR ON YOUR DHAR CARDS."

Dhards

@@eldenemerald7962 yes

Uh- this is confusing There are 24 hours in a day

You do Know the Video 32 mins long right? so your math is not right.

The maths is right. But I would spend way more haha. And I think most of the time the bingo episodes are usually around an hour long anyway.

@@EclipseINF I think they mean 1/48th of 24

the reading comprehension skills in this reply section are abysmal. they said 1/48. like 1/48th of 24. not 1 hour out of 48.

im petty, not a cop.

This comment deserves to be higher up on the list.

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No seriously, every video they are the worse fr

I make the kid pay

Film school grad here, ADR is actually slightly different than language dubbing and only applies to live action media. On set sound recorders try their best to get as clear sounding dialogue as possible, but when that's not possible, actors will come re record their lines in a booth and try to match their mouth movements. A good example of bad ADR in a movie is Sinister. The husband and wife have a yelling match and every time they raise their voices the recording quality changes drastically 😂😂😂

i mean dude it wasnt weed it was probably implied to be something like coke...cacola. or harder and besides it's dhar mann its not like realism is his first priority

@@RainyDays2790 It doesn't really matter which drug it is, addicts need help, not prison.

@@cynister7384 when you put it that way i agree. addiction should be treated like any other mental health issue and they should get help not arrested. But my head is also going, "but its dhar mann and he has a keep it simple and stupid" behavior about things. i guess it's for kids even though hes more of a meme now than an educator but i just wouldnt think too deep on any of his standings in these

Yeah. You can't grab someone's property and just search through it.

Amen amen A FUCKING MEN