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@GeorgeKizzle93 4 жыл бұрын
"Do I look like an idiot?" Is the riskiest question to ask this man.
@daveed2702 4 жыл бұрын
Pretty sure when she saw her use the inhaler like that, he probably roasted the life outta her which is why she left saying,”jerk”
@Geniusignotus 4 жыл бұрын
@@daveed2702 Brilliant, Holmes
@Andrew-ls5ks 4 жыл бұрын
Yup
@MrMr-ed2rg 4 жыл бұрын
I would of said you look as smart as Jill from jack and Jill by Adam sandler
@cygnustsp 4 жыл бұрын
I don't laugh out loud very often but that one did the trick
@FizzyFizze 3 жыл бұрын
That little smirk when he saw the lady use her inhaler incorrectly. He knew he was going to have fun with this one
@toasterbath6997 2 жыл бұрын
Yupp
@emilydunnam1314 Жыл бұрын
Oh come on I have asthma and I know how to use an inhaler correctly
@indigothecat Жыл бұрын
One of my favorite scenes in the whole series honestly. I burst out laughing the first time I saw it. Was not expecting the perfume application.
@dmanlip Жыл бұрын
the man was handed a gift.
@Rockneda Жыл бұрын
🤣🤣🤣 using it like Perfume
@diamondwhite3908 2 жыл бұрын
“You don’t like to swallow. Not surprised” I haven’t watched in a while but that one caught me off guard. These writers were in beast mode with this show
@Some_One_One Жыл бұрын
I caught that too and immediately came to the comments searching for a reaction to that part.
@vladimirhorowitz Жыл бұрын
I know, and they wouldn't be allowed to make half these jokes today unfortunately. Especially the one about the "smartest chopstick in the drawer."
@keithstone8693 Жыл бұрын
@@Some_One_One Same lmao
@FunkyFlutist Жыл бұрын
Can you explain?
@allenharper2928 Жыл бұрын
@RAGAN How so? Censorship advocate?
@nl5828 2 жыл бұрын
Patient to House: "Jerk" Cuddy: "What was that all about?" House: "Jamaican chicken recipes" HAHAHAHAHA!!!
@iriegomez9711 2 жыл бұрын
I had to watch that part acouple times over it was so funny 😭
@quebrandomitos5910 2 жыл бұрын
Didn’t get it
@frozenvolf4327 2 жыл бұрын
@@quebrandomitos5910 Because Chicken can made into Jerky, not just Beef.
@meatbot.404 2 жыл бұрын
@@frozenvolf4327 think it’s actually referring to “jerk chicken”, a Jamaican dish
@leafruns7672 2 жыл бұрын
Just had to let you know, that flew right over my head till you pointed out it was, in fact, all the same joke. Thanks, you made me laugh harder
@Timeward76 4 жыл бұрын
House's reaction to the self-circumcision is one of his few genuine shock reactions in the show
@lizanna6390 4 жыл бұрын
Can't blame him, that's definitely one of the dumbest things ever
@ezg8448 3 жыл бұрын
@@lizanna6390 - Keep on living and let the human race surprise you.
@EhCanadianGamer 3 жыл бұрын
I mean. It wasn’t that surprising for him to react like that. I have no problem with visible gore but relating to genitalia? Yeah that’s more likely to shock me.
@jadedaugherty6119 3 жыл бұрын
Not gonna lie, it's that exact expression in the thumb nail that made my click this video 😂
@IAmADragonHearMeRoar 3 жыл бұрын
I’m not surprised that someone would be stupid enough to try and circumcise themselves, but I am incredibly disappointed.
@Tony-hv8wz 3 жыл бұрын
I love House's reaction when the guy drops his pants. I believe that's like the only time he actually reacted in a frightened way about anything he saw.
@toasterbath6997 2 жыл бұрын
Lmao
@wickedwitchoftheeast88 2 жыл бұрын
Lets be honest who wouldn't freak out seeing a DIY circumcision done with boxcutters? I'm a woman and that freaked me out so god only knows what a guy must think when confronted with that sight!! 😱😱🙈🙈🤣🤣
@shioriryukaze 2 жыл бұрын
It makes me wonder if that was actually his first time seeing it?
@StealthMode3924 2 жыл бұрын
@@shioriryukaze I think he was also wondering how the man wasn’t on the floor in pain, with his eyes squeezed shut and clutching his junk. Sounds excruciating. Before anyone gets triggered by my comment and jumps down my throat to say “It’s just a TV show.” I am commenting on the storyline of a man who did a DIY circumcision.
@Brittaney1300 Жыл бұрын
You should see the episode where the paitwnt was declared deceased but during an autopsy woke up. House and Forman was shocked and scared as heck.
@Jayli0 2 жыл бұрын
I’ve always loved when patients think they can withhold information and House deciphers them like a 1st grade puzzle.
@dethray1000 Жыл бұрын
its a tv show,not real--the writers and actors make it happen
@persona3rulez Жыл бұрын
@@dethray1000 you don't say
@doctornsilver3882 Жыл бұрын
@@dethray1000 nooo. really? who knew? I thought it was real!
@LCFNTF Жыл бұрын
@@dethray1000 dang, I never knew!
@nerfblaster-pe3oo Жыл бұрын
@@dethray1000 r/wooosh
@darthnovii 2 жыл бұрын
As a cat owner and lover, I died laughing at the bag and river joke.
@notfamedtvpersonalitydrphil Жыл бұрын
I didn’t get it until this comment lol
@shintaroozaro153 Жыл бұрын
Ahhh so thats what that means! Hahaha i know someone did that thing
@shintaroozaro153 Жыл бұрын
@@notfamedtvpersonalitydrphil same
@mcwane1360 Жыл бұрын
Long time ago ,,Red Skelton said a joke ,, similar.. His brother taught him to swim.. The hard part was getting out of the burlap bag..!!
@johnbenfield2762 Жыл бұрын
GreT lol by
@L3SSTH4NL33T 4 жыл бұрын
Patient: "Do I look like an idiot?" House: visible restraint
@raven4k998 4 жыл бұрын
well not everyone can handle a zipper
@JDMatthias 4 жыл бұрын
newman!
@raven4k998 4 жыл бұрын
@@JDMatthias a new man are you sure it wasn't a new woman you can go either way depending on how much damage was done and they don't show or say house could have been meaning a new woman you never know he might have been messing with the patient he does tend to do that a lot through out the series 😂😂😂😂😂😂
@zacharyzerbe228 4 жыл бұрын
I work as an emt the stupid is real
@mrspicolli 4 жыл бұрын
He didn’t show restraint. He showed obvious ridicule and amusement. That’s the joke
@leslyfallen9833 6 жыл бұрын
The lady using the inhaler like a perfume gets me every time XD
@maggoteater2290 5 жыл бұрын
Lesly Cantu do i look stupid ?
@I_am16 5 жыл бұрын
That shit was hilarious..Got me weak at the knees xD
@deqnq1705 5 жыл бұрын
I bet the clinic didn't explain how to use it as like a joke
@brendanbarry4802 5 жыл бұрын
I nearly had an asthma attack from laughing at her!
@mikemesser4326 5 жыл бұрын
I nearly passed out laughing at her. I wonder what that says about MY health... Oh well, at least I have a healthy sense of humor.
@InsanityVirus Жыл бұрын
7:19 that smile 😆 I think he genuinely loved that someone was that stupid, just so he could go ALL out
@raven4k998 Жыл бұрын
you gotta love that about this world people that are that silly wondering why the meds don't work when used incorrectly🤣
@jefftraboulsy8631 10 ай бұрын
To be fair, that lady is NEXT LEVEL STUPID. I refuse to believe anyone that idiotic actually exists.
@mira12825 Жыл бұрын
I love how House gives the last guy the medicine knowing full well he's covered if the guy is stupid enough to take them since the patient didn't mention he had diabetes once, so it's not logged in the files.
@dstreetz91 Жыл бұрын
If that guy picked up the drugs after being told they could kill him I think he deserves the darwin award for being monumentally stupid.
@jeanshortswag 11 ай бұрын
@@dstreetz91I think that was the goal for House. Contributing to natural selection 😂
@SirUntouchable 4 жыл бұрын
I love how they don't even show House insulting the lady with the inhaler. Just the aftermath. You just know it's a roast marathon waiting to happen.
@giantrobby5050 4 жыл бұрын
That three seconds between her showing him and the scene cut gave me all the relief I needed
@vimtocat1741 4 жыл бұрын
his smile said it all I kinda wish we saw what he said
@AlinaTowers 4 жыл бұрын
Insults would have been anticlimactic.
@resurrectionist1 4 жыл бұрын
I think he just laughed his ass off. I couldn't keep a straight face when she sprayed her inhaler
@trudycolborne2371 4 жыл бұрын
The obvious reply "well now you do". She did ask if she looked like an idiot.
@MrJustonemorevoice 3 жыл бұрын
House has seen a man's eyeball spontaneously explode. He was absolutely horrified at the guy's self-circumcision.
@elladiangelo1277 3 жыл бұрын
Well to be fair that was a fever dream, and I'm pretty sure it wasnt him that saw it but maybe chase?
@linkswords10 2 жыл бұрын
@@elladiangelo1277 i remember seeing that on tv as a kid and it traumatized me lmfao I wish I knew it was a fever dream I thought it was a real thing that could happen lmaoo
@detectivesnickers6176 2 жыл бұрын
I think it was actually Chase and Foreman that saw the dudes eye pop out
@mac1991seth 2 жыл бұрын
@@detectivesnickers6176 It was House's fever dream so I guess he probably saw it happen 'godlike' narrator style. You know. Like a pair of eyes watching over the room.
@toasterbath6997 2 жыл бұрын
Ikr
@InkAndPoet Жыл бұрын
6:14 I love how the father was quick to tell his kid something like "let's take the money and get some Dayquil."
@digit4lboycg 8 ай бұрын
Put some Tussin on it
@lovepeace5845 2 жыл бұрын
Oh I love that ending. ‘If you lied to me and take the medication you’ll die.’ 😂House gets people to think pretty hard about simple issues, just be honest for a better life!
@scottmatheson3346 4 жыл бұрын
"I got some boxcutters, and, um ..." Words you never want to hear.
@stetsonherrick8090 4 жыл бұрын
Given the context, it's a real good contender. That said, I might dare to say "Ben has control of Alien X." is still the top spot.
@alexsm3882 3 жыл бұрын
Gus Fring in therapy
@thefalcon534 3 жыл бұрын
@@stetsonherrick8090 this comment is underrated. i dont want ben being omnipotent.
@crackwitz 3 жыл бұрын
emergency rooms hear that phrase regularly. oh the giddy anticipation of what follows the phrase...
@abdulqadirsyed7828 3 жыл бұрын
So the guys who hijacked the plane on 911 2001 were going to circumcise the pilots 🤣
@lawrencem6945 4 жыл бұрын
Bleeding crotch “Well it’s not lupus”
@magno172 4 жыл бұрын
@Nate Macrae Except that one time it was lupus.
@bunniesanchez4965 4 жыл бұрын
I don't get it
@magno172 4 жыл бұрын
@@bunniesanchez4965 as long as you are aware that it's not lupus, you don't need to get it. any other concerns, go ask google for help.
@lhaviland8602 4 жыл бұрын
But what if it is tho?
@bunniesanchez4965 4 жыл бұрын
@@magno172 jerk
@johnw8984 Жыл бұрын
"You don't swallow? I could have guessed." the best line house has ever delivered
@about47t-rexes12 Жыл бұрын
The clinic duty segments are always my favorite, was a shame they became less common as the show went on
@facelesss9921 4 жыл бұрын
"you don't like to swallow, not surprised." house got no chills 😹😹
@kara_thewolf7518 4 жыл бұрын
Faceless S99 now I get it.
@kara_thewolf7518 4 жыл бұрын
Eric Miret it’s an adult joke. What she doesn’t swallow is a liquid in make and female genitalia, it’s opaque and starts with the letter S.
@facelesss9921 4 жыл бұрын
@@kara_thewolf7518 you went all in. 🖐😹😹
@TH3L3G3ND 4 жыл бұрын
Kara theWolf2 semen?
@MayurKoitiya 4 жыл бұрын
@Uncle Crispy 😂😂 nope orange juice
@magnusm4 3 жыл бұрын
Love how he's the Sherlock Holmes of medicine. Deduces people from subtle clues on observation.
@toasterbath6997 2 жыл бұрын
Agreed :)
@51stcenturygirl 2 жыл бұрын
Well, since Conan Doyle's Sherlock Holmes was based on the real doctor he knew, it just goes full circle 😎
@catsandalcohol99 2 жыл бұрын
Holmes = House. Did it on purpose
@MattPuxty 2 жыл бұрын
+ his assistant James Wilson (John Watson)
@ThaFuzzwood 2 жыл бұрын
@@MattPuxty + the address they share, I believe it is a nod to 221B baker street.
@brey1720 2 жыл бұрын
I need more reactions from Hugh Laurie like when he turned around to see the horror the patient caused himself 🤣
@BigFlopper350 Жыл бұрын
For the self circumcision, If House has that kind of reaction, then you know its bad.
@roxypoxymoxy2324 4 жыл бұрын
When that asthma lady demonstrated the inhaler I could hear House saying "Not an idiot at all" 😂😂
@trudycolborne2371 4 жыл бұрын
I imagined him saying "well now you do".
@ricksaburai 3 жыл бұрын
"You might not look like an idiot, but then again I don't look like a doctor"
@toasterbath6997 2 жыл бұрын
Lmaoo
@jim2245 2 жыл бұрын
also doubles as Armani perfume
@Blu_Brain0085 2 жыл бұрын
Being a lifelong asthma patient, I'd feel compelled to do my own line of insults as well.
@Liljimmisander 5 жыл бұрын
“This is Vicodin, it’s mine, no you can’t have any it’s mine”
@marlonrando9272 5 жыл бұрын
Liv Sander well you butchered the quote.
@EhCanadianGamer 5 жыл бұрын
Would say the same thing. Same with cigarettes.
@reiddylans8895 5 жыл бұрын
That line wouldn't go over well for me at the family gatherings. Share or say you're out.
@mztweety1374 4 жыл бұрын
I feel the same way about my Norco I don't use nearly as much though
@JabezFuutonSpecialis 4 жыл бұрын
Which episode is that line from?
@Gabu_ 8 ай бұрын
One of my favorite House gags is how they play the Metroid teleport footage as if it was a game over.
@abcde_ghijklmnopqrstuvwyxz2188 2 жыл бұрын
The lady with the inhaler and "my pants tell you that I have diabetes?" Both got me 🤣
@jeffbezos1639 3 жыл бұрын
House grabbing the third glove will always be hilarious
@nameisnotimportant6219 2 жыл бұрын
Why did he get a third one?
@darkrain2493 2 жыл бұрын
@@nameisnotimportant6219 He had a handful of patients tested with STD. At this point he was starting to get worried he will get himself infected just by how many he had to test or because he had to check an old lady which he got grossed out.
@BraimosAI Жыл бұрын
@@nameisnotimportant6219 For good luck
@everythingfamily5683 Жыл бұрын
I was waiting on him to grab a 4th. House was gloving up big time!!
@genxx2724 7 ай бұрын
He was going to use it as a condom.
@noorussabah9179 4 жыл бұрын
The inhaler lady has me losing my shit. My cousin has this nanny we are all super close to and she has asthma as well. It developed recently. And we got her the inhaler and sent her off for her holidays. When she came back, she said the inhaler didn't work for her and she threw it away. We did exactly what House and asked her to show us how she used it and you know what she did? Press the damn pump without taking off the damn cap. 🤧
@socobun 4 жыл бұрын
dis made my day 100% better
@DrTel 4 жыл бұрын
i did the same thing, only difference i was 8 years old, and never saw an inhaler before
@smokinggun8418 3 жыл бұрын
Nanny. Who watches for a child. And acts that stupid. Don't you afraid?
@cezann1990 3 жыл бұрын
I'm screaming 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@classicaldeb 3 жыл бұрын
Hahahahahahaha!
@lilblondiebear Жыл бұрын
0:54 I would've raised my hand, I'd love a doctor like House.
@sirsir9665 2 жыл бұрын
That smile that grew on Hous's face when he saw how the woman used the inhaler lol
@lionguy4107 4 жыл бұрын
"I'm gonna... get a plastic surgeon. Get the twinkie back in the wrapper." laughing hysterically at this
@memesfromdeepspace1075 4 жыл бұрын
Poor guy . I Will suprise he still can 😱
@jkblohm9899 4 жыл бұрын
House’s sheer shock is something rarely seen on this show.
@A9Shows 4 жыл бұрын
@MrWereverforever Must be a follower of Dwight Kurt Shrute
@paulcolburn3855 4 жыл бұрын
Just like Abraham did it
@AnAmerican846 4 жыл бұрын
I loved how he gave $50 to anyone willing to leave, including an older dude who could have tuberculosis.
@ugly-control 4 жыл бұрын
My favorite thing about the Mandarin patient is the moment he asks “she said super depressed?” That shows that 1. He knows that’s not what the mom was saying at all, and 2. He’s still playing along cause he wants to see how stupid she can be.
@14Blackspirit 3 жыл бұрын
Not really ... she actually comes back in another episode or the same and house does understand mandarin but the reason he don't want to use it is because they tell him all their live stories and he don't want to hear any of it.
@whatever3132 3 жыл бұрын
To say it more clearly than the last guy, it turns out House can speak some Mandarin. Later in the episode the two come back and House embarrasses the daughter. Definitely look up the clip. It’s hilarious.
@brynpookc1127 2 жыл бұрын
The actress playing the Mandarin mom also was in Grey’s Anatomy. She had to get Izzy Stephens out to the parking lot where her undocumented injured daughter was hiding. The daughter had a scalp laceration but was afraid if she went in to the hospital she would be reported and deported.
@toasterbath6997 2 жыл бұрын
Ikr
@C1azed 2 жыл бұрын
I mean it could also be that if the girl was really translating for her mom then sonthing Like "super depressed" would get lost in translation.
@puzzleemerald5959 2 жыл бұрын
3:39 best moment EVER, the most genuine shock on House’s face you’ll ever see
@whiteroseee10 2 жыл бұрын
The self-circumcision scene still makes me lol every time I see House's reaction.
@homahashime9137 6 жыл бұрын
You know when you're honest to House he's actually really nice to you.
@rambo8863 6 жыл бұрын
Homa Hashime House finger and stomp in bag, Saw Them off 10 minuts ago, can you fix it?
@Horny_Fruit_Flies 6 жыл бұрын
Except he assumes you're never honest.
@ckeekyzekey 5 жыл бұрын
Yeah. I was surprised that he smiled at the inhaler lady like that. I thought he hated ignorance. I guess it was innocence in this case. I think he hates stupidity more than anything. Knowing what you're doing is wrong and still doing it as opposed to doing something wrong and not knowing what's wrong with it.
@netsuad 5 жыл бұрын
@@ckeekyzekey House didnt smile because the lady wasnt lying to him, he smiled because she just proved to him shes an idiot, giving him an excuse say some probably very blunt things to her about how to use that inhaler.
@MsValiG 5 жыл бұрын
@@ckeekyzekey she called him a jerk..I guarantee he thought she is stupid and let her know it
@t33nspirit3d 4 жыл бұрын
Guy: *pulls pants down* House: *terrified*
@jascrandom9855 4 жыл бұрын
As far as i remember, that is the only time that House was visibly horrified.
@MrMr-ed2rg 4 жыл бұрын
House has seen dead body's and insides of people and didn't flinch That's got to be serious Or the horror of seeing another dudes dick being chopped off scared him
@AnAmerican846 4 жыл бұрын
It was like it was cut clean off.
@trudycolborne2371 4 жыл бұрын
@@AnAmerican846 Not clean off I bet. A box cutter plus pain and blood probably results in whatever a half attached, partially dried up, dangling bit of sadness would look like.
@ijustwatchsomeyoutube2186 4 жыл бұрын
Randall Park did that scene perfectly.
@themidnightbanshee5927 2 жыл бұрын
Dude is blunt as they get and a jerk and I love it
@hughmungus1501 Жыл бұрын
The self circumsission just hurts in so many ways
@geniusfollower 5 жыл бұрын
"Baby elephant is actually a good answer. B is a "bear" of a letter." God, I miss this show.
@danterik9781 5 жыл бұрын
Bee is a bear of a letter*
@cyphaborg6598 5 жыл бұрын
@@danterik9781 House would remind you he said animals lol
@Xeno455 5 жыл бұрын
@@cyphaborg6598 Bees are animals.
@NicoUnken 5 жыл бұрын
Not gonna lie, I actually struggled to think of an animal, too. It's not a medical problem though, I'm just stupid.
@buneter 5 жыл бұрын
Gamer Raichu immediately I thought of beaver, bear, And then barracuda. I guess my mind is weird
@flipflopsandcarswaps1237 6 жыл бұрын
"You don't like to swallow, not surprised."
@amandalopez666 6 жыл бұрын
Lance Vargas. U8
@karolinabobrik2633 6 жыл бұрын
Just to confirm...was that a 100percebt a dirty joke? Have been wondering about this for ages. I mean,it’s savage even for House
@IMVUDressUp 6 жыл бұрын
Karolina Bobrik yea it is
@karolinabobrik2633 6 жыл бұрын
IMVU Dress Up god damn ...
@jagr06 6 жыл бұрын
Yes Greg House is known to throw in some insulting subtle innuendos every now and then lol
@smartalec2001 2 жыл бұрын
Most of the clips I'd seen before, but the suddenness of the $50 clip made me laugh out loud. So much don't-give-a-crap energy.
@o.5command Жыл бұрын
7:34 that's not level 4 it's Metroid zero mission for the Gameboy advance
@HellNutcase 2 ай бұрын
That's a commentary I was looking for. Thank you.
@diegoserrato4016 4 жыл бұрын
*"Not the sharpest chopstick in the drawer, is she?"*
@Kiwicat14 3 жыл бұрын
The best part about this one is that the "na li na li" phrase she says after is used when responding to a compliment, usually to deflect a compliment so as to appear humble.
@Yugiohfans11 3 жыл бұрын
I love how the mom is smiling and laughing.
@trayolphia5756 3 жыл бұрын
This was an episode I must have missed...cos for some reason I was expecting house to break out the foreign language and speak fluently with the mum...all while the daughter goes deathly pale...
@juanbuniva9841 3 жыл бұрын
@@trayolphia5756 Me too man
@greypilgrim228 3 жыл бұрын
@@trayolphia5756 it's the same episode, the scene you're thinking of is later on when the two come back for a repeat prescription.
@musical_mindshyunnie 5 жыл бұрын
“50$ anyone?” Me sick but poor takes it comes back next day
@cearfarseer9725 5 жыл бұрын
Sanders 2020. Lol.
@mrbow50001 5 жыл бұрын
That actually happened in an episode, House made them give the money back
@syncringe1885 4 жыл бұрын
My cousin... Uses it as his copay the next day
@shutbadge663 4 жыл бұрын
It's $50. The $ before the number. Pet peeve sorry.
@syncringe1885 4 жыл бұрын
@@shutbadge663 400$ would probably change your mind.
@andrewrollout1657 2 жыл бұрын
2:21 - when House pulled that THIRD glove I just about died 🤣
@sarahleecharles4974 Жыл бұрын
The way he looks up and says “You’re lying” 😂😂😂😂😂😂
@Elthenar 5 жыл бұрын
3:39 That's probably the only time House ever reacted with genuine shock and horror. I can only imagine what that guy did to his junk.
@GamerGrovyle 4 жыл бұрын
And he's so disturbed afterwards. He literally can't wait to get out of there.
@cebruthius 4 жыл бұрын
@@GamerGrovyle Google for "penile degloving"
@starwarfan8342 4 жыл бұрын
@@cebruthius I will not.
@MilesLougheed 4 жыл бұрын
@@cebruthius I know what each of those words are. Putting them together in the manner you just did should come with a warning.
@phoenix20401 4 жыл бұрын
home job circumcision, couldnt pay me to go near my bits with a box cutter!
@Roguedispatcher 5 жыл бұрын
Woman: “Jerk” Cuddy: “What was that all about?” House: “ Jamaican chicken recipe” 😂😂😂
@karthikrox6310 5 жыл бұрын
I love how witty he is, also likes at 420 xD
@rysmith9433 5 жыл бұрын
Sure Plausible Deniability
@acay5722 4 жыл бұрын
He said "Jamaican" instead of "She makin" ???? BRRRUHHHHHHH
@maplelu9514 4 жыл бұрын
He’s said that because Jamaicans have a chicken called Jerk Chicken 🐓
@erikad5823 4 жыл бұрын
@@karthikrox6310 right he is funny. I really love watching this show wish their were real doctors like him .lol
@abolfazlsaravani2214 Жыл бұрын
When can we see a master piece like this one ever again.
@stuartmoulton6426 Жыл бұрын
"If you live by the river....." priceless
@anxiety_ridden_teen3249 5 жыл бұрын
"Sore throat?" *paitent pulls magazine away to show blood at his croth area* "Well its not lupus"
@cadanicade8739 4 жыл бұрын
ASRGGHKJK
@swisschris6480 4 жыл бұрын
Its never Lupus
@Hexanitrobenzene 4 жыл бұрын
Went over my head... Could you explain ?
@branlopgar 4 жыл бұрын
@@Hexanitrobenzene It's a running joke that half of his diagnosis will inevitably suggest lupus, and since it never is, there the phrase "it's not lupus", except for that one time it actually was lupus...
@gregorythomas333 5 жыл бұрын
"You don't like to swallow...not surprised" "Get the Twinkee back in the wrapper" "Not the sharpest chopstick in the drawer"
@cemreefe 5 жыл бұрын
哪里哪里
@shrekcucumber4115 5 жыл бұрын
B is a bearable letter
@rocks.and.soup. 5 жыл бұрын
Lol house is on a roll
@darrelljacobjr2120 5 жыл бұрын
I was waiting for him to rattle off something in Mandarin to the mother and Really shock the daughter...lol.
@alec-lewiswang5213 5 жыл бұрын
"You two have a fun weekend"
@keode 2 жыл бұрын
I love the "What are you doing?" "Level 4" House is playing Metroid: Zero Mission in which there is no level system and instead just one big area to navigate. On top of that, he hasn't even gotten the long beam, one of the very first required items in the game
@voyagerwitch Жыл бұрын
that can't be his game boy, right? he must have confiscated it.
@rosson1983 Жыл бұрын
The on screen chemistry between Lisa Edelstein and Hugh Laurie was such a highlight for me in this series.
@zyaicob 11 ай бұрын
Real sparks
@sophiehoskins5642 4 жыл бұрын
“Name an animal that begins with B” “Baby elephant” “Don’t worry, B is a BEAR of a letter”
@MrMr-ed2rg 4 жыл бұрын
I BEARly understood that joke
@mauz791 4 жыл бұрын
Bee?
@clo6178 4 жыл бұрын
I mean the only one I could think of was baboon and litterally nothing else
@Loosehead 4 жыл бұрын
The Bollock-Brained Badger. Obvious.
@827Drew 4 жыл бұрын
Baboon would have been a good one. Also badger, bandicoot, barracuda, bat, beaver. I'm sure I'm forgetting some.
@Invalid571 6 жыл бұрын
The inhaler lady... 😂 How can you manage to use an inhaler wrong?
@volrag 6 жыл бұрын
You'd think the "Inhale" part of the name might give it away.
@jacobshirley3457 6 жыл бұрын
Apparently, this isn't an uncommon incident.
@volrag 6 жыл бұрын
I meant the "inhale" part of the name for the device called "inhaler". Similar to the function of a nebuliser, it creates a nebula, which is a cloud of gas.
@user-qz2ld3vt2d 6 жыл бұрын
2/3 of patients use it wrong...
@jacobshirley3457 6 жыл бұрын
Wait, what? Do you have a source, or personal experience?
@emmahill3514 Жыл бұрын
One of my favourite videos of all time!
@markquigley1614 2 жыл бұрын
7:18 Just love the expression he makes at the woman as if to say: “Oh, this is TOO good!”
@aarongamingmontages9206 4 жыл бұрын
Old lady: (In Chinese) "The cough medicine i took did not help " Teen girl: "She wants birth control pills"
@pepijn23 4 жыл бұрын
AaronGamingMontages I officialy diagnose her daughter with SAC. Stupid American Child.
@Shendue 4 жыл бұрын
Later on they come back in the same episode and he gets annoyed, so he talks to the lady in chinese, which he understands, telling her the daughter is pregnant.
@danner253 4 жыл бұрын
Ouch
@Dirkoin 4 жыл бұрын
@@Shenduefun fact, the language spoken is not actually called chinese, its called Mandarin
@tuquoque7322 4 жыл бұрын
@@Dirkoin Mandarin is referred to as Standard Chinese or just Chinese and it's the most common *dialect* of Chinese/Sinitic (Chinese is a language but Mandarin, Jin, Hakka, Yue and et cetera are dialects).
@bobbimorse8460 4 жыл бұрын
Patient: “Do i look like an idiot?” House’s mind: “I was doing SO WELL”
@raven4k998 2 жыл бұрын
if you live by the river I got a bag!
@Heather-xm9ul Жыл бұрын
"Why don't you show me how your inhaler works." Some people really are that dumb, and it never fails to amaze me
@EAprima 2 күн бұрын
THe inhaler segment got me! 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
@calaie9112 5 жыл бұрын
I have Asthma. Seeing that lady spray her inhaler on her neck made me laugh. xD
@gbtm_reyhana7538 5 жыл бұрын
Sameee 😂😂😂😂
@cooperknueven346 5 жыл бұрын
It hurt me cuz I know how expensive those are.
@earnestwilliams2049 5 жыл бұрын
If memory serves inhalers have instructions on them
@scrawnymaniac7126 5 жыл бұрын
spreading diseases from florida to cali
@DTux5249 5 жыл бұрын
It made me cringe
@RetirededKat 4 жыл бұрын
"Ugh! Steroids? Isn't there something else you can give me?" "Well, if you live by the river, I've got a bag..."
@scaredface347 4 жыл бұрын
I don't get it
@RetirededKat 4 жыл бұрын
@@scaredface347 What do you think would happen if you put a cat in a bag, then threw the bag in a river?
@free2saywhatever 4 жыл бұрын
He gave her two options to control her allergies. She said she didn’t like taking pills or steroids so she asked if there was anything else she could do to control her allergies. He offered her a bag if she lived by the river - as in the only other way to control her allergies was to get rid of the cat.
@silverblade357 4 жыл бұрын
*gives lady some shaving cream and a razor*
@mrsgamer9218 4 жыл бұрын
@@silverblade357 you do know not everyone is allergic to cat hair? some are sllergic to their saliva, skin flakes etc. so the cream and razor might not help
@DeanTomboy1995 Жыл бұрын
the bit where house is a game on his gameboy explaines how old this show really is I still have mine at home a pink one 😁👍🏻
@EdgyMile 2 жыл бұрын
This cured my depression. 😂 I absolutely love this man.
@Ssylphie 6 жыл бұрын
“Sore throat?” ... “Well it’s not Lupus.” GOD DAMMIT IT ISN’T LUPUS EVERYONE OFF THE LUPUS TRAIN.
@madhatter9995 5 жыл бұрын
Well that's what all the doctors told me... before they actually tested my ANA's.. yep they're sorry it's actually Lupus
@shrineguard2778 5 жыл бұрын
That magician guy was a Lupus patient
@foljs5858 5 жыл бұрын
Actually it was lupus on an episode
@chupetaparamahboy 5 жыл бұрын
it's ligma
@827Drew 5 жыл бұрын
It's never lupus. :D
@l0kaltpsykf4ll34 4 жыл бұрын
house: why dont you show me how your inhaler works lady: uses it as a perfume bottle house: *visible frustration*
@brucedavis1803 3 жыл бұрын
Get out of my clinic!
@rooftopvoter3015 2 жыл бұрын
house: why don't you show me how your inhaler works lady: uses it as a perfume bottle house: visible frustration House does mental ''facepalm.''
@charadreemurr874 2 жыл бұрын
House: internal screaming
@Loken-dj7zw 2 жыл бұрын
Specially after "do you think I'm an idiot?" LOL
@shioriryukaze 2 жыл бұрын
I paused the video. I've lived on this earth....a while.....there are moments of stupidity my face is like😶😶😶😐😐
@shemiahwalker 2 жыл бұрын
I love the sarcasm of house
@noisypr6048 Жыл бұрын
"If you live by thr river, i have a bag" Such a underrated line imo
@justkeepscrolling296 3 жыл бұрын
"baby elephant is actually a good awnser B is a *bear* of a letter" i cant breath
@gracieamazing2076 3 жыл бұрын
'Bee 🐝 is a bear 🐻 of an answer.'
@bait5257 2 жыл бұрын
Bee*
@xbigdangofamileyx 2 жыл бұрын
bruh i struggled to think of something too omg
@deepsleep7822 2 жыл бұрын
All I could think of was bull and buffalo.
@hernanperez6550 Жыл бұрын
@@deepsleep7822 i got beaver
@noahLarhs 2 жыл бұрын
I could watch a series of just house doing clinic patients
@staley101 2 жыл бұрын
Love the guy at the end thinking if its a trick.
@Billy_Herrington1969 3 жыл бұрын
Grandpa: 'bout to die from tuberculosis House: 50$ to anyone who leaves right now Grandpa: It's free real estate
@raven4k998 3 жыл бұрын
just use some box cutters you'll be fine
@thomaspurdy44 2 жыл бұрын
Grandpa: *shrugs* Guess I’ll die
@raven4k998 2 жыл бұрын
@@thomaspurdy44 you do that grandpa
@Ozzie143 2 жыл бұрын
I wish house was real he could have saved billy… somehow.
@4sythdude549 2 жыл бұрын
$50 dollars is a lot in 1899 Dutch could use that money so that he can make a plan! Then Arthur and the gang can go to Tahiti!
@LunkovichTromofski 5 жыл бұрын
House's reaction to the guy who to tried to circumcise himself is the best of all of these, purely because a shocked/horrified House is a rare sight indeed.
@utuber1752 2 жыл бұрын
This guy REALLY WANTED to get laid.
@Tianshanwarrior 2 жыл бұрын
Pure gold, the inhaler one is quiet something
@musicbyshadofox Жыл бұрын
Seeing house play metroid on that sp made me feel so happy for some reason
@arturs4024 5 жыл бұрын
As a guy who has asthma, I laughed my ass off at the inhaler scene XD
@NoobAmerican 5 жыл бұрын
yes, because you need to have asthma to understand the joke.
@NoobAmerican 5 жыл бұрын
Please don't hate me. I'm not a dick but when a nigga sees an opportunity, he ceases it. Hope you get better soon :)
@eyongation3824 5 жыл бұрын
i don't think we need an asthma to understand the joke
@SohiHien 4 жыл бұрын
@@NoobAmerican Someone with the same issue as the joke would find it funnier then ones who don't. They can relate, where we can't. Also Asthma doesn't really have a cure, they won't get better lol.
@mynewaccount2361 4 жыл бұрын
@@NoobAmerican I appreciated your comment but *seize That was sad man
@HunterXMoon 4 жыл бұрын
"This is vicodin. It's mine. You can't have any." I miss this show XD XD XD XD
@toothyluna4042 4 жыл бұрын
Hunter's Moon dailymotion has some seasons to watch. im binging right now
@SnappingTurtle801 3 жыл бұрын
Reruns on H&I if you have that channel.
@ringringbananarchy 3 жыл бұрын
And Hilariously he actually does give one of the clinic patients one of his Vicodin later. The Orange Skinned guy with the bad back (not shown in these clips)
@murray1759 Жыл бұрын
Lol i love how smart he is
@olleronn616 3 ай бұрын
His delivery of “thanks for playing” is so golden.
@betog.6229 3 жыл бұрын
This proves House actually treats you rather well when you don't lie to him.
@ririspearchucker4070 3 жыл бұрын
..
@cctomcat321 4 жыл бұрын
*"You don't like to swallow? Not surprised..."* House burn
@JaylaGoggins 4 жыл бұрын
Inquisitive Cameron what is he saying here? She doesn’t swallow which is why she is a lonely cat lady?
@cassie65 4 жыл бұрын
Your 100th liker is here
@MrMr-ed2rg 4 жыл бұрын
TrevorNever It's a sex joke
@GrandHighGamer Жыл бұрын
It's been 17 years since that episode aired and 'get that twinkie back in the wrapper' is still burned into my brain.
@Aegon1 Жыл бұрын
That “thanks for playing” with a smirk was hilarious
@AdderTude 4 жыл бұрын
3:39 That's probably the first time that House is legitimately horrified by what he's seeing.
@archive881 Жыл бұрын
3:44 -Then directly after he is fascinated by the level of stupidity humans are capable of. 😄
@jameskarg3240 Жыл бұрын
Its an automatic reflex for ANY guy to have seeing that. Damage down there is...soul-destroying
@firelion7749 4 жыл бұрын
2:50 house: “say as many animals as you can that begin with the letter B, go” Me: *2 seconds later* *”Banana”*
@free2saywhatever 4 жыл бұрын
Fire lion all I could think of is Bermuda shark. I’m in med school. 😑
@OAKALLY 4 жыл бұрын
Does bee count?
@firelion7749 4 жыл бұрын
OAKALLY 1401 maybe, it’s an insect tho
@donsolos 4 жыл бұрын
I went bee.... ughh... bat! then ummm... banana! Lmao
@takuma7812 4 жыл бұрын
@@firelion7749 Insects are animals. Its just a word we use to narrow down what type of animal it is. Just like mammals, fish, and birds are different types of animals.
@trvtthDmspkng Жыл бұрын
Got a Christmas ad I'm gonna cry.
@Alkaris 2 жыл бұрын
Love how he just sits casually and plays Super Metroid on the GBA SP.
@Zeithri 4 жыл бұрын
" _What are you doing?_ " " _Level 4_ " - Uuuh... No House, that's Metroid Zero Mission. It's one continuous world, no stages.
@papi9305 4 жыл бұрын
now i really want to know if they recorded that clip of the game themselves or found it somewhere
@Zer0Ab1lity 4 жыл бұрын
He's more than likely referring to the fourth area you get to.
@xartecmana 4 жыл бұрын
@@Zer0Ab1lity that most deffinetly is not the fourth area of the game, and those aren't metroid sound effects either.
@TheNextDecade 4 жыл бұрын
@@Zer0Ab1lity lmao hes in the very first area and no long beam. Only Stage 4 Im seeing is Stage 4 bullshit.
@TheAkumuKing 4 жыл бұрын
Neeeerrrd
@stephenking5852 4 жыл бұрын
Why does she think it’s called an “inhaler?”
@RMJ1984 4 жыл бұрын
I don't think he's too big on the whole "thinking" part.
@jovanleon7 4 жыл бұрын
So she can inhale the scent? Like a perfume?
@trudycolborne2371 4 жыл бұрын
You're not Stephen King. Well not that one anyhow.
@parambirkh9381 Жыл бұрын
The inhaler 😭😭🤣🤣🤣🤣I'm dead
@koushikbiswas395 4 жыл бұрын
he's like what would've happened if sherlock went to medical school.....😀
@Jayde419 4 жыл бұрын
Well, House is based on Sherlock.
@oneleafaday348 4 жыл бұрын
And Sherlock was based on a doctor who was very observant and had incredible deduction skills
@solomanyamin2876 4 жыл бұрын
@@oneleafaday348 do you know who?
@ZeroM80 4 жыл бұрын
Holmes=House Watson=Wilson
@donteprieto41 4 жыл бұрын
@@ZeroM80 🤔
@SailorSaturn69 3 жыл бұрын
7:28 He's playing Metroid Zero Mission. There's no "Level 4" in that game. He's literally just a few steps to the right of the starting point. XD
@bait5257 2 жыл бұрын
Lmao
@Nonikt 2 жыл бұрын
And he's about to die cause he's not aiming diagonally
@sirclownsalot5800 2 жыл бұрын
and the sfx aren't even the ones from the game
@InnerEagle 2 жыл бұрын
@@sirclownsalot5800 I assume they didn't needed the real game or something due the episode is medical and not about games
@toasterbath6997 2 жыл бұрын
Lmaooo
@jonah1077 2 жыл бұрын
"not the sharpest chopstick in the drawer" "nali, nali" ("where, where" - a common response to compliments)
@aidenandoreo6667 2 жыл бұрын
The inhaler has me wheezing I can’t stop laughing 😂🤣🤣🤣🤣
@jamesbrown6994 2 ай бұрын
I'll get you some perfume
@thelazywhitedog6147 3 жыл бұрын
the look on house's face when he sees the patient's DIY circumcision is priceless
@r4yv3n 4 жыл бұрын
“Well it’s not Lupus” *says House with disappointment
@SPHG425 4 жыл бұрын
raven beaulne It’s never Lupus.
@ruby8065 Жыл бұрын
(paraphrased) Foreman: "You store pills in a lupus textbook?" House: "it's never lupus" This line was in universe consistent and house casually breaking the fourth wall
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