It’s probably Adam’s best sarcastic quip he’s ever said. The lead up to the joke is perfect.

I laughed for a good 5 minutes after I heard it

seth forgives him and becomes the messiah :/

That was amazing

Did he forget dean ambrose isnt kid flipz

Looking down the camera while he says it hits different too. We as fans forgive heels for heinous acts all the time, because that's just what we do. We *have* to. Adam is a booking genius.

@@silentobserver2348 miii

I still remember the old "And i can do it better". To me that's his signature line & I love it.

I think it's better than the old line

The old one was the "smartass" persona, which in a way symbolizes the hubris of fame that you can never go wrong. And he's already learned from that. So this new one, is coming from a humbled yet earnest individuality, learning from your past, doing something better for yourself, letting go of the hubris that you used to have. And that's wonderful!

300'th like I know yall don't care.

@MrJarvishead Do you have any proof that Ambrose is NOT a time traveler? hmm... Hmm... HMM?!?!

@@MSI- The made a character based around not only infections, but also riot gear. They really saw the future

Ambrose was trying to warn us Remember the SmackDown Hacker thing Adam booked You have been warned Ambrose warned us It's all Connected 😂

Adam really gets dramatic emotional storytelling in something as over the top as wrestling. Also See Kid Flipz and Tony the Millkman

Andrew Raynes He’s brilliant

+TravisBroski Agreed.

@@thealjohnsonshow2188 Agreed.

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This. Both of these.

ADAM: Marrying me would be the first and only step of the booking

Undisputed Era because that has way more potential.

By giving Keith all the belts possible and then calls Adam as his manager and then a WWE wedding 😂

@@partsFUNknown but who interferes?

All of this!!!!! 👏🏿👏🏿👏🏿👏🏿👏🏿

@lucas Ramos are you okay having your bubble bursted?

Adam would quit in two weeks from everybody making changes to his ideas.

@@adamstevens8752 real enough

Vince would shoot down all these great ideas and instead insist on pooper scooper and vomit jokes. He doesn’t understand all this amazing nuance anymore.

@@YungEZ1 And that is sometimes the problem I have with Vince and his handling of the ideas from the writing team. Adam here makes Netflix and Fox worthy booking, Vince makes Cartoon Network worthy booking. Also, I understand WWE is a business first and foremost with moneymaking being the #1 goal, but I get the feeling that Vince kind of flushes all of the nuances that make a good story down the toilet and just insists on printing money out of the first thing that comes from a wrestler's mouth that sounds catchy (nickname or catchphrase)

+Nathan Olmeda Same here.

I can imagine the scene full with audio

Best part.

At 23:00 I don’t think Adam‘s talking about Wrestling anymore..

I was absolutely getting that feeling. And the ending of needing to leave for Dean, feeling like why Adam can't return to Cultaholic.

He looked like he was about to tear up on multiple occasions. He poured out his own demons into booking this. What a lad!

Got this vibe to. Glad to see him back on youtube. Bettering himself & putting smiles on wrestling fans faces.

Adam is one of the cases of why forgiveness is so important to those who really want to get better. I'm proud of him. He deserves the best.

+Christopher Jazzcat Agreed.

This was a booking masterpiece

@@rockstar450 #FACTS

+Govardhan Posina Agreed.

*Govardhan Posina* Yes. I felt it deeply. This man is a national treasure. WWE should watch all videos of him doing a better booking than all those FAILURES in the "creative" team.

@@JaimeD. #FACTS

I feel like if they did this, Ambrose could be considered truly broken compared to Matt Hardy. He's been broken and went into a bunch of creative ideas. Ambrose on the other hand, would be broken. Truly broken. 𝙋𝙍𝙊𝙋𝙀𝙍𝙇𝙔 broken from circumstances beyond his control that forced him into AEW not as old Jon Moxley from CZW. As Adam said, a new Jon Moxley. A dangerous Jon Moxley. A desperate and savage man

I got a similar feeling listening to this, it's actually too sophisticated for pro-wrestling, certainly WWE. It's a fantastic story with a REALLY good, powerful message but it's not what people expect or want from a wrestling promotion. You can blur the lines, should in fact to write great wrestling, but the interactive nature of wrestling with a crowd to (ideally) create a rock concert type atmosphere makes feuds like this, so emotionally charged with such a sympathetic heel, very challenging to work as intended. It's a wrestling based story that belongs in a drama, not within the fictional wrestling universe.

I think he's a sympathetic villain in this booking scenario. You can understand why he did what he did but it doesn't make what he did any less evil. But those scenarios when done right can lead to compelling storytelling

You’re quite sensitive

@@alexdelarge703 you say that like it’s a bad thing

Same. Hope you're doing well, or at least ok in the 3 years since you left this comment. You're right, Adam is very astute and sensitive and emotionally-intelligent to articulate the feelings so well. The explanation of Dean's emotional state from 13:35 to 15:11 is a very similar place that I've been in myself, for longer than I'd like to admit. Don't really know how to get over it (tried counselling/therapy, hasn't really helped), I've just learned to live alongside the grief.

YES on the nakamura heel turn!!!

@@juanTURTLEking I agree with you and Alyx, Nakamura heel turn!!

I'd rather see adam book shinsuke main roster debut. Like the year following him leaving Nxt.

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I still want to know who raised the briefcase at King of the Ring 99 dammit

jknight1984 I could see Adam doing a lightning round of smaller plot lines from past WWE stories.

@@jknight1984 It was Adam Pacitti.

Vince McMahon: It was me Owens it was me along Owens

jknight1984 in a similar manner, WHO LOWERED THE CELL at Hell in a Cell 2011 when R Truth and Miz attacked Cena and Punk

knowing Vince it was in poor taste, like when they had Randy say Eddie is in hell 😠

The thing is, Vince wanted Dean to say horrible things about Roman's cancer to draw heat. Adam wants Dean to say realistic things about Roman's cancer to make his character sympathetic

@@tafua_a 100% guaranteed there would have been something about how the problem with Romans cancer was it was black, with a significant enough pause to make it sound worse.

@@ismariem1777 That one worked though

@@Zack_410 I've said this before, but Randy Orton is good at playing characters who would say this. While MJF is better at being a complete jerk and Charlotte is great at being the 'tall poppy', Randy Orton is good at mixing pure cunning and venomous hate that gives him the nickname of the Viper. Dean Ambrose would just be too good of a person to do that stuff, but Randy can actually be that malevolent.

Couldn't put it any better mate.

*Andrew Power* Profound comment, man.

I read the whole situation as Dean trying to burn bridges because he was emotionally destroyed. The Shield made him weak because in his mind he viewed his brotherhood as a weakness. He had just come back from injury and a nearly fatal staff infection and now he’s back to just being another hound of justice. Still being regarded as a lunatic. He wants to take the past burn it down and start a new. And ya I do agree that the Germaphobe stuff maybe could’ve worked. It just should’ve been in the direction of life is precious and I’m not wasting time anymore.

ADAM: Pepperidge Farm remembers.

+Dhruv Trivedi I remember that.

How WWE should have booked Kane's unmasking... Hell, it's been a long while since I've watched that.

@@thebombspayloadisexposed He already did that.

@@thealjohnsonshow2188 I know, that was kinda my point. I wasn't requesting Adam for a list, I was pointing out which video the rhyme was from.

Yeah this actually really made me feel bad for this alternate universe version of Seth

@@aaronhurst4379 And Dean.

How Adam would Book Bayley's main roster run (2017)

Dustin Rhodes in WCW and Billy Gunn's push in 99 that was eventually derailed by "Hey God, it's me, Billy."

partsFUNknown How Adam Would Book the Cesaro of today becoming world champion.

rebooking of the Women's tag team belts after the Elimination Chamber

How adam would book,what if diy never broke up

lmao its easy. dont put the strap on him at all or have him stay undefeated (like he's supposed to be, screw you Goldberg) until this day

@Mahir Asefyeah that's fair enough, they should make summerslam his show kindal like how the undertaker had WM

Simple. Don't make him go for titles. Instead make him kill gimmicks.

My guess is that the reason the storytelling is horrendous these days is because there’s such a massive team of writers and they have to sift through so many details and try to make multiple people happy without “offending people” in the audience. I had similar experiences working in a gym trying to promote creative things.

@@thedizzyparker Or try to make One man Happy because it has been recorded many times how they are writing for Vince, not the audience. Writing for the audience is far easier than writing for Vince.

DGMC I think them switching brands would be completely fine, they weren’t doing anything on Smackdown at the time anyways and I guarantee a large portion of people wouldn’t even notice the brand switch.

Oh god I miss the *Ding*. :(

Only at Domino's.

That's.... the point of the video

+Ralph Segismundo Agreed.

Of course it is. Unlike WWE, Adam cared enough to make this story interesting and engaging and better for us.

Probably the most emotional storyline Adam's rebooked, one of the very best he's done!

@@Cluv22 #FACTS

My god

A 4 year old could fantasy book december to dismember and it will still be better than the actual event

Just key Heyman do his job, there you go

For the Extreme Elimination Chamber: Dont eliminate Punk first!

@@aztecwrrior1997 and Van Dam and have either him or Punk win

In 2020, that character would be a face. And Seth and his "Disciples" would be the Covidiot, conspiracy theorist, anti-mask heels.

Ryan Smith Book it Vince.

Lol

@@ryansmith1044 And if they were fired by Vince, they could start a campaign known as the Corona Hire Us...

Ryan Smith I like the idea of Seth becoming a conspiracy theorist

Honestly? He should have returned and won the chamber (make it raw ppv) and challenged owens for the title at Mania. In sensible straight forward booking. I know Adam can do it better

my idea, turn him heel, it makes sense. He would be on a mega ego trip (he did in one month what some people take years to achieve if they ever do), he didn't even lose his belt, and he was injured for months. Put him in a rivalry with Rollins because of the injury, and have them become a huge problem as both are beating each other to a pulp, carry it down to Summerslam, with Balor winning, he tries to finish Rollins for good before Ambrose (who was also a victim of Balor) runs down and makes the save, before Balor beats him at the next PPV, this can set up the shield reunion, and give Balor some high profile wins. Kurt Angle tries to get him into Survivor Series for team but Balor refuses (it's not worth it), and instead faces Chad Gable (Kurt's Son) when he's forced into it. Balor enters the rumble at number one at the direction of Kurt Angle (since Balor refuses to compete on Raw if it's not for a belt, so Angle allows him to take time off, but in exchange Balor has to enter at 1, Balor accepts because of overconfidence. Balor finishes second to Nakamura but manages to eliminate Rollins who finishes third. Balor wins the chamber match (Balor, Rollins, Reigns, Miz, Joe, and Zayn), and advances to Wrestlemania to face Braun Strowman (who is undefeated, and took to belt of Brock at No Mercy and retained at Royal Rumble). Balor brings out the demon and gives Strowman his first loss, and wins his Universal title back, before holding onto it until Summerslam, where he drops it to Rollins, who finally gets his win over Balor. At this point, Ambrose makes his return for Summerslam and attacks Rollins, kickstarting their rivalry (Ambrose's injury and near death is motivation since Ambrose feels he's on borrowed time, and needs to make every moment count), which carries onto mania. Ambrose and Rollins finish with Rollins winning and sending Ambrose packing, and Balor beats Brock Lesnar before going to Smackdown. thoughts.

Nope after he got injured after he won the universal title immediately after coming up from NXT Vince was done with him. The one thing Vince hates is injury prone wrestlers.

​@@baseupp12 but vince acknowledge his stupidity after he saw Balor Heel run back in the day 😂😂😂 So injury reason is just big fat B.S

Fantasy Booking is a hell of a drug 😏

Same here.

Adam is terrific. Bless him for doing this to cheer us up from those "events" that happened in the 2010s.

ADAM: Because the FANS WERE SMELLY

Cause wwe are stupid wroters.

One night, he stayed with Matt Hardy and had a PREMONITION about 2020....but coz he's wacky he got the years mixed up

@@BlueflameKing1 WROTERS? 😂

That’s WWE for you lol

Definitely

I'll do it

At this point, I want to see animations and matches done off his bookings the same way Element Games does his videos

that would be awesome

Hope your back to fighting now 😊

@@liamoconnor7807 thanks man, I'm almost there.

@Jacob Cordoba back and better then ever, thanks for asking 😊

@Jacob Cordoba oh no I'm still an amateur, but one day...

How're you doing now?

definitely should be next

@@lordmartin6134 agreed!

i need this

I definitely agree with that. It’s nice to see you here, Romaro. How are you doing?

The Riddle Man 7235 good

Damn he actually did it

He goes to AEW hahaha

Easy. KEEP ENZO THE F*** AWAY FROM THE CRUISERWEIGHT DIVISION!

EC3 and Bobby Roode definitely deserved better

These videos are about individual feuds/storylines, not someone's entire career. That would take an insane amount of time. I would maybe consider something like "EC3's WWE debut", "Drew McIntyre post-3MB", "Bobby Roode's main roster call up", etc.

Thank you so much for this

Wesley Corrigan This Fued feels so real.

What time does it get good? I'm 7 minutes in and I'm bored stiff.

@@thattimestampguy #FACTS

@William Hassell Same

Yeah if it was booked right he probably would have stayed

the only bad match on that card was Zayn vs. Miz, and that wasn't either wrestler's fault.

Idk, colour would have seemed a tad distasteful in this instance, given Roman's illness.

For aces and eights it was great up to the end where it was a mess I loved bully ray as the leader made lots of good talents but the ending was jumbled

Bah Gawd yes, this right frickin now.

They were supposedly planning on having dean take the title off Roman before he got sick and before Ambrose made it known that he was leaving.

You could also make the argument that a wrestler coming off a hot angle like that would be more valuable and draw more attention

I think a third option also is possible to happen. Everything you said in option 2, but with an added notion that the wrestler DOES get another chance in the new place. It actually happens more times than you think it does. When people come from PWG, Stardom, New Japan, All Japan, Noah, Impact, ROH, CMLL, AAA or wherever...and put on amazing feuds/matches in those companies that are fondly praised/remembered by the fans in the know. Then the go to WWE(specifically NXT), and do the same there...happens alot more than it doesn't. Hell they could, even go back to where they originally came from in the first place, and remind the fans how amazing (and underutilized by Vince McMahon) they truly are...it happens all the time.

I think WWE actually do it to make an example out of wrestlers leaving for another promotion. If they did it Adam's way, it's almost like they're rewarding people for leaving. Then everyone on the card who is desperate for a push can just threaten to leave so they can get a good angle.

Real tawk

He was worried the fans wouldn't be happy to see him at DON 2019

AWP Wrestling he held it in 2014?

He held it in 2013 not 2014

Step number one: don’t get concussed

Ziggler: It should've been me!

You simpleminded fans don’t understand the genius that is Dean Ambrose becoming a germophobe. It’s writing in its best form. Your idea is simply radical

Pow3rh0use hahahahah

Dude… no. Absolutely not. Not after what we know about how deep Jon’s alcoholism really got. This would be very insensitive and would mirror WWE’s treatment of Jake Roberts during the worst period of his life.

If Mark Jindrak was in Evolution

Yes!

John Cena loses to The Rock at WrestleMania 28 then he gets attacked by Brock Lesnar every single night and he would end up murdering Cena at Extreme Rules in a brutal Extreme Rules match. After losing at Extreme Rules, Cena announces that he will quit the WWE but John Laurinaitis, being the dick that he is, gives John Cena the proverbial pink slip due to being “a huge asset that flopped big time in a huge match”. Cena sits out the three next PPVs after Extreme Rules, only returning after Johnny Ace is fired (Raw 1000, to be exact) and he is told that he got rehired by Vince McMahon for he can’t have Raw 1000 without one of the WWE’s biggest stars and in order to make Raw 1000 special, there will be a WWE Championship match between Cena and CM Punk. During the match, Punk pulls a heel turn and cheats to retain the WWE title. John Cena campaigns to dethrone CM Punk at Summerslam and Night of Champions but he loses big time. At WWE Hell in a Cell, during a promo (Ryback faces Punk for the WWE title) by John Cena, three masked individuals in bulletproof vests ambush Cena and at Survivor Series, the aforementioned individuals who ambushed Cena, revealed to be the Shield, attacks both Cena and Ryback, allowing CM Punk to retain the strap. The Shield revealed that their reason for attacking John Cena is because he is holding back talented individuals (e.g. Barrett, The Miz, R-Truth) and he is a disease that must be eradicated. Ryback and Cena fight the Shield and they recruit Randy Orton to fight them in a six man tag team match at WWE TLC. Cena and his team loses and he has decided that he needs to “put his ass back together” and leaves the WWE for a while

I have almost a whole ass storyline in making Cena have a heel turn, involving the “Embrace the Hate” storyline happening later (at No Way Out), beating Punk at Summerslam for the title, defend it, have Cena beat up Rock in a segment, have Punk win the rumble, and have the Wrestlemania main event as Punk v Cena v Rock (Future v Present v Past). Afterwards, Cena turns back face and goes on to redeem himself, later heading towards the WHC.

They throw each other around like a pair of big beefy boys. After 25 mins Lesnar goes for an F5. Lee counters into a spirit bomb. Adam wipes down his trouser accident. Goes to the ring. Keith Lee proposes. They marry there and then with Oli Davis as the bridesmaid