How Asian Parents Compare You to Your Cousin

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@StevenHe 2 жыл бұрын

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@Hattbe83939 2 жыл бұрын

Shore

@Serenity_7401 2 жыл бұрын

Cool

@zekeguffey2159 2 жыл бұрын

Hi Steve!!!

@Hattbe83939 2 жыл бұрын

50 percent less damage

@shaavz3646 2 жыл бұрын

Cool!

@coltranemcmane8026 2 жыл бұрын

"He got 15 years work experience. He's 9." Timmy is the exact kind of person jobs are looking for these days! 😄

@angelica9311 2 жыл бұрын

You are so right. I've seen many job ads requiring years of experience for entry level jobs. "Entry level" is supposed to be a first job, but they want you to have had a job before your first job!

@user-lh5hl4sv8z 2 жыл бұрын

There’s a reason Timmy spent 6 years in the womb

@ElleInc 2 жыл бұрын

Right job says entry level in description then wants 10 years of experience. 🤔

@quandalegamingthe3rd188 2 жыл бұрын

Timmy had a job before he was born

@justinshen6060 2 жыл бұрын

Don’t forget child labor

@TheRealGuywithoutaMustache 2 жыл бұрын

"Only language you speak is FAILURE!" That's some emotional damage.

@ToadTWE 2 жыл бұрын

Child: Breathes Their Parents: And I took that personally

@HeyElii03 2 жыл бұрын

wassup

@diobrando5844 2 жыл бұрын

Nani? No one here?

@gl1tch259 2 жыл бұрын

@Steven Shorts 🅥 no, I don’t think it is

@Yashiro205 2 жыл бұрын

Asian Kid: *becomes Elon Musk* Asian Parents: “this is not how you supposed to play the game”

@FieryPheonix-pq8sh 5 ай бұрын

“Timmy looks like Tom Holland. You look like THANK YOU NEXT!” I’m dead 💀🤣

@miraculouslybesties1681 Жыл бұрын

“WE HAD TO PLAY IN THE HUNDRED DEGREE SUN… BAREFOOT… IN THE SNOW!” I actually laughed for like an hour about that 😂 it makes no sense How u gonna play in 100 degree heat while it’s snowing

@kalistaredacted2808 Жыл бұрын

Oh... back in his dad's time, physics wasn't invented yet.

@eggboiisjacked. Жыл бұрын

Fr it be like it’s so hot the air turned to snow

@user-ys5wc8ho3v Жыл бұрын

As an Asian, yes this is what our parents will tell us😂

@skylarwarren2496 Жыл бұрын

Because the snow is on FIRE!!!!

@KnucklesForSkull Жыл бұрын

No excuses. You make NO EXCUSES

@someonewholovesdog 2 жыл бұрын

As an Asian child, this is exactly what happens to me. But instead of comparing me with my cousins, my mom compare me to her own childhood.

@manbeman1819 2 жыл бұрын

then compare her with someone else's childhood

@user-xv2dl5pi5y 2 жыл бұрын

@@manbeman1819 damnnn

@user-xv2dl5pi5y 2 жыл бұрын

@@manbeman1819 damnnn

@DominicThao205 2 жыл бұрын

Also as an Asian child I can’t do anything correct supposedly. Everything I talk about is somehow turned into a lecture.. 😭😭😭

@MCgamer940 2 жыл бұрын

Me and my family aren't Asian BUT what you said @Someone is exactly what happens to me !

@althor1247 2 жыл бұрын

As someone with ADHD, I also walked it off, sadly it followed me home afterwards beat the shit out of me and hasn’t left me alone since. Aw well good luck to Timmy.

@arky5674 2 жыл бұрын

im pretty sure he said "worked it off"

@dragon-du6ew 2 жыл бұрын

Finally it's here (it's not a real link) kzfaq.info/get/bejne/d6dxdKRypqelcXU.html

@juanjotur114 2 жыл бұрын

From Spain, this is me too. You are not alone

@jerm2332 2 жыл бұрын

@@arky5674 I think it works both ways

@ManoredRed 2 жыл бұрын

Clearly the solution is to never stop running. Sleep is for the weak anyways.

@GainDamage Жыл бұрын

"He had ADHD. He walked it off." As someone with ADHD myself, this had me bursting out laughing 😂

@ivaolo Жыл бұрын

same XD

@espieviolet6535 Жыл бұрын

Same bro, same 🤣🤣🤣

@hso5485 Жыл бұрын

I thought he said he worked it off

@Ariel_Simms Жыл бұрын

*HDHD

@henrygambles3652 Жыл бұрын

Me too(technically I have ADD but that line me made laugh so hard I almost burst my own lungs!)

@rushikarockiam5941 Жыл бұрын

'he learned calculus on the back of milk cartons' had me dying of laughter 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

@gamemastersix3959 2 жыл бұрын

"We had to play in the 150 degree sun barefoot in the snow" Timmy's just so good of a cousin he can literally break the laws of the universe itself.

@hjhkgjfawdferyyurv1222 2 жыл бұрын

@Deep Shorts 🅥 imagine advertising

@nopenope6151 2 жыл бұрын

well, he is his cousen after all

@docjohnsmith7857 2 жыл бұрын

Physics wasn't even invented then!

@kingsbishop5661 2 жыл бұрын

That's what losing ur pigeons buddies does to u.

@Elias_Ehler 2 жыл бұрын

They were degrees Kelvin.

@tangoteegan1021 2 жыл бұрын

“150 degree weather, barefoot in the snow” that one had me rollin 😂

@self109 2 жыл бұрын

Absolute gold..

@manbeman1819 2 жыл бұрын

so, he is crippled?

@fulcrumactual6663 2 жыл бұрын

that snow's got a harder life than even Timmy

@kpadmanabhan4558 2 жыл бұрын

Snow ? 150 degree weather? Asian? Makes sense

@Tucasor 2 жыл бұрын

@@kpadmanabhan4558 make sure to see commas

@Wubsy96 Жыл бұрын

Timmy was so kind to his parents, he drove them to the hospital when his mom was about to give birth.

@andypaulocelli109 Жыл бұрын

LMAO 🤣

@adifferentcase2250 Жыл бұрын

So great, I'm done.

@AmosNg555 Жыл бұрын

Asian Parents should be ashamed of themselves.

@claireshi7384 7 ай бұрын

Timmy also paid her mom's hospital bill and gave her unlimited paid maternity leave

@TempestGD01 2 ай бұрын

Nope, I'm dead

@user-ti8wr5oo8t Жыл бұрын

"back in china, we used to roundhouse kick eachother in da face" got me rolling on the ground that was a perfect ending 💀

@infinityzer054 Ай бұрын

BAREFOOT, IN THE SNOW!

@taroumaru9341 2 жыл бұрын

"Only language you speak is FAILURE." That is gold. Got me laughing so hard.

@juanarocha8629 2 жыл бұрын

That stings

@cursedstarflight Жыл бұрын

wheeze

@wlk1757 Жыл бұрын

Emotional damage

@fishermansfriend6726 Жыл бұрын

gotta include that in my insult reservoir

@ighayinosayi Жыл бұрын

it was mad😂

@v0id3d55 2 жыл бұрын

"Timmy had to send in his test by pigeon" made me burst out of laughter

@bharatsadhnani4370 2 жыл бұрын

Oh he said pigeon I thought he said pager 📟.

@mysticsoul8809 2 жыл бұрын

@@bharatsadhnani4370 he said pager only ..

@tllt4765 Жыл бұрын

I thought he said pension

@v0id3d55 Жыл бұрын

Subtitles never lie

@vanessachen2043 Жыл бұрын

The same here🤣LOL

@lcas2891 Жыл бұрын

Timmy can play golf with a bowling ball. HILARIOUS!!!!!!! I love how Steven cracks himself up!

@tripler2833 7 ай бұрын

I think it would have been funny the other way around

@Lightt_wolff Жыл бұрын

1:39 - his face says - "Dont do it. Dont say it. Dont do it." Few seconds later. "Hes probably not very athletic then.." 2:08. Why........

@ST0NE_206 2 жыл бұрын

I have a comparing joke for Steven’s dad to use: “Your cousin can play Xbox, PlayStation and PC at the same time! You can’t even play Average at Mathematics!”

@StevenHe 2 жыл бұрын

*Taking notes

@ToadTWE 2 жыл бұрын

@@StevenHe why do I feel like you're going to incorporate a taking poor notes joke with this as well

@arctic215 2 жыл бұрын

@@StevenHe ayo steve could you please block the bots in this thread?

@akulfr 2 жыл бұрын

@@StevenHe "You keep complaining about salt in food while timmy makes his own food from garbage bag"

@YozyYoutube 2 жыл бұрын

@Steven Shorts 🅥 Impersonation 0_0

@ldunno.. Жыл бұрын

“Jesus can walk on water, Timmy can run.” I’m dead

@Sandy-rw2fj Жыл бұрын

That’s the other video

@ldunno.. Жыл бұрын

@@Sandy-rw2fj it’s at the end of this one

@wake_up_samurai77 Жыл бұрын

Jesus is a failure

@lawrencetalbot8346 Жыл бұрын

Funny our Asian pastor got canned for saying the same thing

@AmosNg555 Жыл бұрын

Asian Dad: *Contacts Me On His Phone* Me: *Picks Up My Phone* What? Asian Dad: Son, your Grandparents cannot make it. Me: What!? Ok! I'm coming over! *Accelerates My Blue Aprilla Motorbike To The Hospital* *45 Mins Later* Me: Grandma! Grandpa! I'm sorry I did not come over to your place. Please forgive me? Asian Grandpa: Our Grandson we can forgive you......... *Asian Grandparents Died In Ward* Asian Dad: Mom! Dad! I'm sorry for being such a failure. Doc, is there anything that you can bring my parents back? Doctor: I cannot save them I'm sorry. Asian Mom: Ok. We won't pressure you. Me: *Angrily Left The Hospital Ward* Asian Sister: I'm sorry lil brother. Me: Until now then you apologize to me? Asian Brother: But...... Me: Shut your mouth big brother! Our sibling relationship is forever broken! Now you guys can have fun living with your Girlfriend & Boyfriend! Also, you will watch Mom & Dad when I'm not around! *Wears My Blue HJC Full Face Helmet & Gets On My Blue Aprilla Motorbike & Accelerates On The Road*

@kittikatz5163 Жыл бұрын

"Timmy got HDHD, What is he a flat screen tv" uhh attention deficient disorder and you know what he did... he walked it off, *slap* what?" was the BEST line

@shadowcollins4589 Жыл бұрын

The greying out and sad music exactly reflects my experience as an Asian American child. I mean it's really funny but at the same time I think about all the actual emotional damage it did to me and how 20 years later I'm still working on fixing it. This is very very accurate. Impossible demands and expectations are around you all the time and if you don't meet them then it's like you're not only a failure but you are rejected by the family so to speak

@p15209 Жыл бұрын

This channel gives tips on emotional damage.

@thisarchanabahuguna 5 ай бұрын

Indians- no different.

@MacoPlayz 2 жыл бұрын

“He made a violin out of orange peels. He learned to play Mozart by listening to the McDonald’s jingle” This part made me laugh so hard

@kelechinwaka4045 Жыл бұрын

Wud want to like buh can't ruin the 69 👀

@aichi_d3a1 Жыл бұрын

Now he plays in his sleep!

@fernandaabreu5625 Жыл бұрын

"Now he plays in his sleep" lolololol

@kelechinwaka4045 Жыл бұрын

Nvm🥺

@maddoxconrad4438 Жыл бұрын

I am surprised he doesn’t play every instrument too

@missyquill5709 2 жыл бұрын

"Only language you speak is failure!" Wow, that one hit home! And I was a doctor at 22. Yay Asian parents.

@nycapt2a 2 жыл бұрын

@Steven Shorts 🅥 yesss

@kindlyhelpmereachto100ksub9 2 жыл бұрын

WOWW YOU DON'T READ MY PROFILE PICTURE 😶😶❌❌

@justice2026 2 жыл бұрын

ONLY 22 FAILURE😊

@missyquill5709 2 жыл бұрын

@@justice2026 Hey mom, when did you join KZfaq?

@samiamubin2997 2 жыл бұрын

jokes aside, thats impressive!

@dilucgiovanna7674 Жыл бұрын

He got 15 years of work experience He is 9 *logic has left the chat*

@jimmielin1141 Жыл бұрын

Logic wasn’t invented at their time. Trust me, I survived both of my parents

@herpothefoul9606 Жыл бұрын

I got twenty years I’m fourteen

@DnR_2018 Жыл бұрын

They are asians. Its ok, they are built different.

@marh122 Жыл бұрын

Recruiters have entered the chat

@txxxchao Жыл бұрын

So Timmy worked 5 jobs at the same time since the age of 7. 3 years*5=15 yrs of experience. That's just hardly possible.

@kenzarezyarifin1076 Жыл бұрын

"Timmy learn calculus from the back of milk cartons" LMAO

@bronzebladegamingyt4982 2 жыл бұрын

"Timmy has HDHD. What is he, a flat screen TV?" had me rolling on the floor for like 5 minutes. Keep it up Steven

@Sienisota 2 жыл бұрын

"He walked it off!"

@X2ABatteries 2 жыл бұрын

I got HDHD and I walked it off😂

@nathandoancomedy 2 жыл бұрын

Hi Steven, would you be interested in working as a “Your Cousin”? We think you’re the perfect failure to represent our company. We can pay you $7.

@StevenHe 2 жыл бұрын

Oh that’s more money than I’ve made in my entire acting career. I’ll take it.

@atree86 2 жыл бұрын

@@StevenHe lmao

@BananaRamaa 2 жыл бұрын

I’m interested! Or maybe it’s the fact that since I don’t have any cousins my Asian parents compare me to every living creature…TT

@dragonsplayz1271 2 жыл бұрын

yes

@Randomstuff-up1eq 2 жыл бұрын

@@StevenHe how much vietnam dong you make yearly

@_racoon_7778 Жыл бұрын

2:01 " back in china we used to round house kick each other in the face!" Hahaha that part killed me the most ❤😂

@zagginox Жыл бұрын

"Timmy had to send in his tests by pigeon!" made me laugh so hard :D

@thuyhoang2600 2 жыл бұрын

"You think Timmy could afford violins? He made one out of orange peel." "He learnt to play Mozart from listening to the McDonald's jingle." "Now he plays in his sleep." My Asian Twosetter heart is killing me and I'm still laughing my left lung out.

@LittleRadicalThinker 2 жыл бұрын

And Timmy did that before he's 9.

@manbeman1819 2 жыл бұрын

he plays in his sleep or because he's dead? that's what he got from eating orange peel and mcd

@praisejesusrepentorlikewis6218 2 жыл бұрын

Repent to Jesus Christ ““Therefore I tell you, do not worry about your life, what you will eat or drink; or about your body, what you will wear. Is not life more than food, and the body more than clothes?” ‭‭Matthew‬ ‭6:25‬ ‭NIV‬‬ K

@tomaram6938 2 жыл бұрын

😂

@quantumpixel1482 2 жыл бұрын

@@praisejesusrepentorlikewis6218 Amen

@BrickbyBrick_Productions 2 жыл бұрын

His Dad’s screensaver is just himself… what a legend.

@StevenHe 2 жыл бұрын

HAHA

@TG-wt5yr 2 жыл бұрын

@Steven Не 🅥 am I getting hacked for clicking on this link?

@YutaOkkotsu3-7 2 жыл бұрын

@@TG-wt5yr that one is a bot

@tuba_supremacy 2 жыл бұрын

@@TG-wt5yr it’s an ice cream recipe with a rickroll in the middle.

@Star_Bolt 11 ай бұрын

He forgot to mention that Timmy ran out of time to sleep as he's too busy running a job on the side... So he slept FASTER!!

@manny7574 Жыл бұрын

Timmy built a dishwasher with machine learning out of Legos and sold it to Microsoft!! 😂😆🤣

@RyanX830 2 жыл бұрын

As an Asian child, I can agree this is 100% true and accurate, as exaggerated as it may sound, this is so damn accurate. This is excactly how I grew up as a child

@Darkwolf523 2 жыл бұрын

Same.

@user-hc8rd8gr9d 2 жыл бұрын

Same,grew up as a “failure”🤣

@ArtisChronicles 2 жыл бұрын

@@user-hc8rd8gr9d ah I did that too. good times.

@novadragon53 2 жыл бұрын

Same

@sprinkle1943 2 жыл бұрын

Same with Pakistanis

@abbeymarshall8948 2 жыл бұрын

"Remember your cousin Timmy? He has 15 years work experience...he is 9!" Got me 😂, Steven never fails to make me laugh!

@AxxLAfriku 2 жыл бұрын

I am thinking about dropping out of school to focus on my career as a star on KZfaq. I already make a lot of money on KZfaq. School bores me so much. I need more opinions and since I don't have any friends, I gotta ask you, ab

@karl-heinzgohr944 2 жыл бұрын

2 bots

@bento_cat9124 2 жыл бұрын

Finish high school, don’t go to college

@debashisnayak0101 Жыл бұрын

Steven's dad- Timmy's got HDHD. Steven- What is he a flat screen tv. This got me goooood i listened to it like a 43 times.

@TerminatorFan0927 Жыл бұрын

Steven’s Dad: Timmy had ADHD. Steven: Is he a flatscreen TV? Steven’s Dad: Attention Deficit Hyperactive Disorder, and you know what he did?!…He walked it off! That had me dying the whole time!😂😂😂😂😂

@emeraldqueen17 2 жыл бұрын

My entire geometry class quotes you daily. Great job!

@StevenHe 2 жыл бұрын

hahahah please tell them that makes my day

@mintchocchipxx4984 2 жыл бұрын

@@StevenHe omg 😂😂

@itsblu22 2 жыл бұрын

That's a lot of dedication

@danx8285 2 жыл бұрын

Basically my entire school does too

@shaavz3646 2 жыл бұрын

haha

@EchotaisHealing 2 жыл бұрын

"We had to play in the 150 degree sun barefoot in the snow!" oh my goodness, you had me laughing so hard with that one!

@searlyt 2 жыл бұрын

it was probably 150 degrees celsius too

@pedrohenrich167 2 жыл бұрын

@@searlyt but, but that is even worse...

@searlyt 2 жыл бұрын

@@pedrohenrich167 thats the point, because timmy is so tough

@elib9002 2 жыл бұрын

Timmy was there before physics was invited so it could be freezing and frying, AT THAH SAME TIME!!!

@phoenixomega3641 2 жыл бұрын

I was looking for this right here!

@elizabethluetzow2288 Жыл бұрын

I love watching the staring they do back and forth.So cool.

@maxzeng7550 Жыл бұрын

“How is that even possible?” “because I said so”

@MichaelAres 2 жыл бұрын

The most underrated line that you’ve ever said was, “Those same two lions, they do my TAXES!” I think about that almost daily 😂

@marciobaldoceda8538 2 жыл бұрын

His dad puts everyone to work…….poor two lions 🤣

@icegod4849 2 жыл бұрын

Glad to see that I'm not the only one

@muhsalihu 2 жыл бұрын

Are there two lions on the IRS logo?

@icegod4849 2 жыл бұрын

@@muhsalihu I think you are thinking of something else

@cosmicplays3788 2 жыл бұрын

"Timmy got HDHD!" "what is he, a flatscreen tv?" this part got me so hard lol

@buiquangminh2415 2 жыл бұрын

it's actually ADHD lol

@cosmicplays3788 2 жыл бұрын

@@buiquangminh2415 ik

@leahmutanu29 2 жыл бұрын

LOL

@AlmondChocolateMilk 2 жыл бұрын

@@buiquangminh2415 r/woooosh

@tamnguyen-bl7jf 2 жыл бұрын

@iamsane5613 Жыл бұрын

Thankyou for addressing the issue about attention deficit disorder and how parents try to brush it off I am an Asian more precisely a South indian. I remember when I was 15 I first told my parents that something was not right with how my brain works they said im just stressing out but 3 yrs later I was diagnosed with attention deficit disorder and I'm currently under treatment.

@lamontrichie8310 Жыл бұрын

I could watch this 100 times, and it would STILL crack me up!!!

@mrnigelng 2 жыл бұрын

FUIYOH thanks for the MSG callout 😋

@elwaryn 2 жыл бұрын

Chili jam! LOLOLOLOL

@FD-zx4ol 2 жыл бұрын

How this only got like 62 likes. Its from uncle roger

@asiangaming8409 2 жыл бұрын

FUIYOH!

@ginnyweasley2722 2 жыл бұрын

Today I found a Jamie Oliveoil book in my girlfriend's kitchen. It was hard, but I managed to not break up immideately. Instead, I showed her your videos. After she got enlightened we drowned the book in olive oil, burned it and made some proper egg fried rice on the fire. Our relationship was put to the test but we overcame the challenge, the ultimate proof of love.

@jessievecchio 2 жыл бұрын

Ayyyy uncle roger

@olaniyiopeyemi195 2 жыл бұрын

While saying "Timmy has to send his texts through a pigeon" Steven almost broke character 😅 Good job as always.

@ToddlerTornadoTomato 2 жыл бұрын

Genshin refrence?

@rayithoc3734 2 жыл бұрын

Felicidades, es un buen ejemplo. 250 sentadillas son unos CASUAL.centre.BABY muchas y un buen ejercicio. 5:25 Se deja ver que hay muy buenos resultados😍👍💓 Saludos desde la Cd.. de world los mortales abian apreciado tan hermosa mujer..

@ash_-_skyle 2 жыл бұрын

@Steven Shorts 🅥 Df, I even fell for it.

@susanaa.6692 2 жыл бұрын

@@ToddlerTornadoTomato Sucrose, was that you?😂

@joshuamathewshine Жыл бұрын

lmao"he got 15 yrs work experience, and he is 9" this line always gets me 💀💀

@lipu781 Жыл бұрын

Wait then dosen't that mean he's 15?

@joshuamathewshine Жыл бұрын

@@lipu781 ikr

@Gamer_Rex_Official Жыл бұрын

Bruh this is so relatable. I’m still in middle school and my mom is comparing me to my cousins who are in college going to be doctors 💀

@bavanii.8334 2 жыл бұрын

What is accurate is, how Steven said just a single sentence and his dad starts getting angry and lectures him by shouting. He even brought up his relatives out of nowhere and discourages him even further. It happens with me and my mom all the time. 😭

@jvestabillo3546 2 жыл бұрын

Then talk back to your mom and tell her that she's wrong and if she doesnt listen she is ignorant

@RandomGuy-om1vy 2 жыл бұрын

*B*

@delilahs8037 2 жыл бұрын

I love that when Steven started making these, they were kinda realistic but since then they've gotten more and more insane and I am here for that transformation

@williamhogrider4136 2 жыл бұрын

1:52 When Steven says "He's Nine" , That was so much realistic, I watched it 0.25x.

@ifxha 2 жыл бұрын

These are realistic. As an Asian, believe me it doesn't stop 🤣

@lasselindstrom6951 Жыл бұрын

TIMMY HAD TO MAKE HIS OWN CHAIR 🤣🤣

@apriltini Жыл бұрын

I lost it at the flat screen TV part.

@faceonnailsdonehairdid 2 жыл бұрын

Stephen's dad: "Where's your Masters degree?" Stephen: "I'm an actor, I don't really need a Masters degree" Stephen's dad: "You mean you're unemployed and do acting on the side." ☠️

@rajsanghvi5478 2 жыл бұрын

That was the most serious REAL Burn

@rayithoc3734 2 жыл бұрын

@JustWyren 2 жыл бұрын

"He learned how to play Mozart from listening to the McDonald's jingle" has to be my new favorite quote from this channel LOL Please keep making videos they're so much fun to watch :D

@thomashe06 2 жыл бұрын

Microsoft. You mean BIG HARD. BIIIGA HAAAAARRRRD!!!!

@frinzethoneesteban2996 2 жыл бұрын

@Steven Shorts 🅥 so ur saying it’s finally here is ur dad finally get the milk?

@frinzethoneesteban2996 2 жыл бұрын

@Depp so ur saying it’s finally here is ur dad finally get the milk?

@soundssketchy4206 2 жыл бұрын

"what in the cinnamon toast f***" you sure?

@eshasharma2683 2 жыл бұрын

He must be able to practice 40 hours a day like ling ling

@NetGuyMsia Жыл бұрын

"Timmy can play golf with a bowling ball" (3:37). 🤣😂🤣

@dimitarhristov8704 5 ай бұрын

Oh man, I gotta say out of all the comedians nowadays, I haven`t laughed so hard even remotely. You are awesome !

@Marvz_ 2 жыл бұрын

I didn't really care when my parents compare me to my cousins/neighbours/classmates cause I just got used to it, my reaction to my mom comparing me to them was just "ok that's cool" and then starts scolding me the entire day

@StevenHe 2 жыл бұрын

HAHAH you are built different

@d3lsl0w 2 жыл бұрын

American grown asian kids always come back with comparisons of the Uncles/Aunties.

@Rumym8 2 жыл бұрын

unless you are super useless parents are probably doing that coz they are jealous of them or something coz they probably brag about how good their son is

@CristanioPeweyyy 2 жыл бұрын

Don't let her treat you like that. Parents are suppose to love you.

@your_fat_self 2 жыл бұрын

@Steven Не 🅥 Screw u I knew it was a rickroll Haki

@FactumImFactio 2 жыл бұрын

The "WHAT THE HEEEEEELL" when mentioning Timmy's athleticism.... that was a new sonic dimension of humour that I just loved! Excellent!

@StevenHe 2 жыл бұрын

HA HA imagine if it becomes another meme

@FactumImFactio 2 жыл бұрын

@@StevenHe I think there are enough different soundbites of Asian Dad that he deserves a placeboing style remix (placeboing - the "Turn the freaking frogs gay" remix guy)

@frinzethoneesteban2996 2 жыл бұрын

@Depp so ur saying it’s finally here is ur dad finally get the milk?

@frinzethoneesteban2996 2 жыл бұрын

@Steven Shorts 🅥 so ur saying it’s finally here is ur dad finally get the milk?

@secretasianman8325 Жыл бұрын

OMG this takes me back to my childhood! Thank you so much! I love it!!!

@delimuktiputramuliawan9653 Жыл бұрын

This is my favorite sketch of yours, steven

@norabiddogz8673 2 жыл бұрын

This one hurt me the most, "You mean you're unemployed and do acting on the side." I'm a musician and audio engineer and this is my mother's exact perception of my career. 🤣🤣

@StevenHe 2 жыл бұрын

Me too my friend. Me too ❤️

@sindri1447 2 жыл бұрын

Does your mom earn more than you? Audio engineer sounds so fancy.

@norabiddogz8673 2 жыл бұрын

@@sindri1447 I make as much as she does, thats the trip! 🤣

@subhamsaha3555 2 жыл бұрын

@@norabiddogz8673 at least, you're an engineer

@manbeman1819 2 жыл бұрын

at least you're not unemployed and dishwashing maid forever

@khalilahd. 2 жыл бұрын

“Only language you speak is FAIIIILLLURE” Steven never fails to crack me up 😭😭😭

@themdbredder 2 жыл бұрын

Y didn't he say "Then y can we communicate

@asianflex 2 жыл бұрын

Wait then how does Steven's dad understand what he's saying?

@jellybean9082 2 жыл бұрын

@Savetion (GREATEST VIDEOS) Your videos are failures like Steven

@verentyee5413 2 жыл бұрын

Yes! That is one of my favorite lines from this weejio too!!🤣🤣🤣

@calebk1841 2 жыл бұрын

@@asianflex he's the owner of failure management

@Tsukawq Жыл бұрын

"Youre such a failure you make chili jam look like MSG!" That one got me rolling on the floor🤣😭

@lemerece8233 Жыл бұрын

ur legit my favourite KZfaqr, you deserve 10 million subscribers, Im asian so this video is relatable

@chef7658 2 жыл бұрын

"He got ADHD and he walked it off!" That line is amazing.

@zerjiozerjio 2 жыл бұрын

As someone with ADHD whose immigrant dad thinks in exactly those terms, I felt so seen!!

@manbeman1819 2 жыл бұрын

any children will have adhd if their parents are like that

@zahranx8388 2 жыл бұрын

HDHD*

@sagardoriya 2 жыл бұрын

That joke where you said back where we can from we play in 150 degrees barefoot on snow literally had me dying with laughter.

@innocentbystander3317 2 жыл бұрын

Dey so poor dey cannot afford teh termodynamix, la. Yu have dat and physics and shoes and still play like failure!

@thecommunicators-strangert1631 Жыл бұрын

Meanwhile Timmy's parents : Look at Steven, eh?? Looking for jobs... Timmy : * Emotional Daaaamage *

@neilravi2213 5 ай бұрын

You should make a series out of this!

@lionelfox1341 Жыл бұрын

"Timmy was so generous that he donated his lungs and still was able to breathe" 😂😂😂🤣

@mobinmirshekari4884 Жыл бұрын

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

@kdv2nd991 Жыл бұрын

Timmy is so smart, he don't even need a brain

@mobinmirshekari4884 Жыл бұрын

Timmy is so epic, he can donate his eyes and still be able to see

@asuna5701 Жыл бұрын

Underwater

@Mspuddin67 Жыл бұрын

😅

@cloroxbleach7554 2 жыл бұрын

1:59 > 150° temp > Barefoot in the snow

@EV4X_YT 2 жыл бұрын

😂

@MAXIMUM-pc1ch Жыл бұрын

I think he mean is *150 Fahrenheit degree*

@cloroxbleach7554 Жыл бұрын

@@MAXIMUM-pc1ch that's still hot lmao

@Shy_Man111 5 ай бұрын

150 degree kelvin 💀

@karster1687 Жыл бұрын

I think i rewatched this video like 30 times and still laughed every time...

@chrystiecastillo293 Жыл бұрын

Dude you are hilarious! I literally cannot stop watching

@hellojowo 2 жыл бұрын

"Back in China we used to roundhouse kick each other in the face" 🤣🤣💀💀 I can't get enough of Steven's Dad! Please keep these coming!

@kindlyhelpmereachto100ksub9 2 жыл бұрын

WOWW YOU DON'T READ MY PROFILE PICTURE

@paulineheaney4538 2 жыл бұрын

Sholin Soccor

@fangfend7995 2 жыл бұрын

What is roundhouse ?

@iaminsideyourwalls2021 2 жыл бұрын

@@fangfend7995 Kind of a high kick but you spin in the air while doing it

@jamescyriac1771 2 жыл бұрын

“Learned calculus from the back of milk cartons” Dude you never fail to make me laugh 😂😂😂

@Admiral45-10 2 жыл бұрын

I would want such milk😊

@looney_tunes10 2 күн бұрын

man i know this is a funny video but this does help me cope with the pain of comparison. i love my parents and i know they mean well but the comparison really hurts. thanks for this bro.

@gidsvids8320 19 күн бұрын

5 jobs at the same time without electricity

@AidenAlas 2 жыл бұрын

The way steven exhausts after giving the whole lecture about Timmy and then screams "WHAT THE HELLLLLLL" just makes me laugh so hard 😂

@frinzethoneesteban2996 2 жыл бұрын

@Steven Shorts 🅥 so ur saying it’s finally here is ur dad finally get the milk?

@maahir44 2 жыл бұрын

@Steven Shorts 🅥 can I say.....WHAT DA HAIL

@f5b_hq 2 жыл бұрын

SAME 😂😂

@hcup222 Жыл бұрын

"Why can't you be as handsome as timmy" "He looks like Tom Holland " "You look like Thank you Next"

@andersenchang9524 Жыл бұрын

hahahahahahaha

@different6620 Жыл бұрын

Ouch

@invader8491 Жыл бұрын

Emotional damage 💔

@amoral_minority Жыл бұрын

if your parent ever asks you why u ugly, just say "bad genetics"

@invader8491 Жыл бұрын

@@amoral_minority oof

@djenebasidibe468 Жыл бұрын

"I gave him a lego set once. He built a dishwasher." 🤣🤣

@katelynb2913 6 ай бұрын

"We played in 150° heat, in the snow" 😂 why was this so funny

@manorathbhatt9217 2 жыл бұрын

I love the line JESUS CAN WALK ON WATER , TIMMY CAN RUN 🤣🤣🤣

@VFJosh84 2 жыл бұрын

Got sent to Jesus by Steven’s dad earlier. :)

@bappidas8713 2 жыл бұрын

Timmy was so self reliant that he assisted the doctors while his own delivery.

@Gunsmith-rj5ur 2 жыл бұрын

That means he came to the world... BOTH WAYS.

@jellymatsuryuka6853 2 жыл бұрын

@@Gunsmith-rj5ur BAREFOOT

@rayithoc3734 2 жыл бұрын

@hyewon_6311 2 жыл бұрын

Indonesian look like Indian

@Briella-Idk Жыл бұрын

"150 degrees of sun barefoot in the snow" 😭🤣 omg I'm dying

@W_O_W2023 Жыл бұрын

Amazing!! 😂😂 thank you

@faicotone 2 жыл бұрын

as the cousin that other cousins got compared to, I can tell you that the lack of emotional damage from judgement is thoroughly compensated by the suffocating pressure to reach the level of excellence everyone expects you to.

@Arvl. 2 жыл бұрын

lol

@multistanshines0504 2 жыл бұрын

OMG- I'm literally the same!!! I get so much pressure when I'm having my test cuz my family gives me so much frickin anxiety

@multistanshines0504 2 жыл бұрын

Also it feels kinda awkward when your cousins are in front of you and you see their parents scolding them bc they are not as good as you... I feel bad for them😔

@wesleytsang3632 2 жыл бұрын

same man, same

@yoojingin1562 2 жыл бұрын

So true. That's how things balance the damage scale😂

@claireshi7384 Жыл бұрын

Timmy: Works 5 jobs at the same time for 15 years Also Timmy: can't afford a chair

@themesongfan452 Жыл бұрын

And that's the point at which Steven's dad, backed into a corner of his own contradiction, simply pulled off his sandal and said, "I will send you to Jesus."

@claireshi7384 Жыл бұрын

@@themesongfan452 lol 😂😂

@JaharNarishma Жыл бұрын

He is a child and child labour is illegal. Therefore he doesn't get payed. It's all for bragging rights.

@davidg4789 Жыл бұрын

Chairs weren't invented yet

@jayman1772 Жыл бұрын

That's because Timmy had to pay for the whole village elders on livesupport. (Who did the same thing as timmy when they were young just for all of china, of course)

@destabler 9 ай бұрын

I appreciate the hustle. 👍

@TrainMaster5097 2 жыл бұрын

“Timmy learned calculus from the back of milk cartons!” You sold me with that one. Keep it up! ✊🏾👌🏾

@larondahicks5233 2 жыл бұрын

I had to think about that one for a second before I court on

@SV-pv9ef 2 жыл бұрын

This is painfully accurate lol. I get compared to my cousin, and my cousin gets compared to me in her house, the cycle never ends :')

@SamIsPog 2 жыл бұрын

@Alexander David Ariado bot wouldn't see it ofcourse

@PaperPlateClorox 4 ай бұрын

“We had to play in the 150 degree sun barefoot in the snow.” 🤣🤣🤣

@Mjpotpaot3 Жыл бұрын

1:56 we had to play on the 150 degree sun Barefoot In The SNOW

@nanidafaq7626 2 жыл бұрын

laughed hard at "what is he, a flat screen tv?" that was really unexpected and hilarious

@S1mnsa 2 жыл бұрын

I have adhd lol

@xKingLunaticx 2 жыл бұрын

yuppp 🤣

@betsysipe5512 2 жыл бұрын

Lol I thought that was the funniest part

@UncleMyers37 2 жыл бұрын

"He's probably not that athletic then." "WHAT THE HEYL" This scripting is genius

@lord.d1_ 2 жыл бұрын

WHUT DA HEO U SAY?

@UncleMyers37 2 жыл бұрын

@@lord.d1_ "He got 15 years experience. He's 9."

@techwings001 2 жыл бұрын

How is this only have 17 likes!

@UncleMyers37 2 жыл бұрын

@@techwings001 this is an older video and I commented pretty late. So not as many people will see it. I do appreciate the like though, thank you.

@dutchbanker 10 ай бұрын

OMG you are hysterical!!!!

@spookyboo1453 Жыл бұрын

“You think he could afford violins!? He made one out of ORANGE PEEL!!!” Could not stop laughing.

@NLite486 9 ай бұрын

he learned to play mozart from listening to the *M C D O N A L D ' S J I N G L E*

@spookyboo1453 9 ай бұрын

@@NLite486Now he plays I N H I S S L E E P !

@typarsec1369 2 жыл бұрын

The true acting here is that Steven can keep a straight face for any of these amazing jokes

@bruhwtf2662 2 жыл бұрын

Finally its here

@StevenHe 2 жыл бұрын

Baha

@typarsec1369 2 жыл бұрын

@@StevenHe in all seriousness, the skits are wonderful

@ClashwithAxersion 2 жыл бұрын

The fact Steven's dad is emotionally damaging Steven while watching emotional damage on his computer makes this perfect! I love your videos, they're so relatable to my life 😂

@rayithoc3734 2 жыл бұрын

@hyewon_6311 2 жыл бұрын

Indonesian look like Indian