In the 1980s you drove to the video rental shop spend half an hour looking for a video then drive home, then find out it was something like this. Then you had to watch it to the end because you put the money and effort in to getting it. That's what it was like back then.

That actor is on point with his Eddie Murphy impersonation. I was really impressed by that. Should've got points for that.

"Because he put his face in my face!" Well, if that's not a reason to kill a child, then I don't know what is.

The spin and shoot from the ground move is awesome

according to imdb the guy who plays hawkeye is the writer and director of the movie, so i guess that explains alot

God bless you for coming back and not going on another 200 year long hiatus

Rush Hour: Origins

Just so you know.... this is one of my favourite youtube channels. Thanks again Mark, for your special brand of entertainment.

You should try and interview someone involved with these bad movies, would be funny to know what they thought they were making at the time.

Wow. The military guy who is taking the blackbelt test with Hawkeye is the BEST. You can actually see that he is reading a cue card. I'm grinning.

That monologue with the kids. Damn! That was borderline experimental.

I really liked knock-off Eddie Murphy, but I didn't really like discount Jackie Chan

He actually did an incredible impression of Eddie Murphy.

Having lived in China for 7 years, I have realised that many Chinese cannot or will not walk down or up a moving escalator. I love that in the scene Hawkeye is deliberately stopping them from going down the escalator, despite Sharon's obvious desire to move faster.

''What you guys doing here maaaan?" audition I'm dead.

2:59 He sounds like a bad Nicolas Cage.

Such a shame... when you google "Hawkeye movie," all that comes up is The Avengers and Jeremy Renner... hardly anyone will get to see this masterpiece.

That dispatch girl actually was very accurate, theyre supposed to keep their cool no matter what to relay the information in an calm and comprehensive manner. Panicking or rushing can screw up the message or give bad direction.

Why the hell does the black cop not only sound like Eddie Murphy's Axel Foley but he also has many of his mannerisms?

Oh, hey - Hold Up Man was played by Ronnie Lott! The legendary San Francisco 49ers player. I wonder how his teammates felt about his part in this fantastic film during the off-season!

Eddie Murphy knows karate

Mark please take a look at 'The Incredibly Strange Creatures Who Stopped Living and Became Mixed-Up Zombies' (1964)

Your reviews are the best, love your sarcasm xD

These videos are honestly my favorite things to watch on KZfaq. It's always a good day when another bad movie comes out.

Why oh why did Detective Hawkeye threaten that child?

Samurai Cop Vs. Hawkeye Who would win?????

4:09- Y'know, I feel like if the first thing you do to torture someone is to shoot them in the head, the rest of the torture just really isn't going to register. Like The Joker said, "never start with the head."

Whoa. He does sound like eddie murphy. Like exactly...

Lmaoooooo when they shoot the bankers why does Hawkeye drop n roll 😭😭😭😭😭😭 I just can't

If I was in shape I'd randomly take my shirt off too. It just seems like the logical thing to do.

17:14 Actor laughed at line and tried to cover by wiping his mustache

The scene with Hawkeye punching the reporter who is following him seems like it was taken straight from The Deadpool (1988) where Clint Eastwood beats up the two guys he thinks are following him, but it turns out they're his bodyguards.

hah that guy does sound exactly eddie murphy from beverly hills cop

The black bank robber looks like 49ers great Ronnie Lott.

Really, no Rush Hour comparison

Im so glad i found this channel, is freaking awesome.

I dont think this one is actually that bad. I found it more funny than bad, like, the "bad" things just made me laugh more than be frustrated with it. Also, i feel the two main characters have good chemistry in their scenes together.

Hawkeye's partner played another cop in Gary Daniels' movie Bloodmoon. That was a great flick!

the 911 corespondent is actually supposed to be calm because if she gets riled up than no one understands it

I loooove how hawkeye has to awesome superspin onto the ground when he has to shoot his gun at the hoards of bad guys

Honestly, it's kinda refreshing to see an Asian lead just be an unrestrained badass. No Asian discipline shit undercutting it. Not sure I've seen a character like that.

Are we sure this isn't Hawkeye before he joins the avengers?

Why the fuck is Hawk spinning like a Power Ranger every time he takes out his gun.

@05:45 The scene where they punch each other is actually good. Intense and surprising.

Lol @ the audition, "HEY WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE MAAANN!" "SHE'S AT SAKURA'S PLACE!!" LMFAOOOOOOO

Why does this movie just seem like a montage of anti crime/drug PSA commercials pieced together?

At 2:15 in the betrayal scene, the bad actor falls before the other guy shoots, and so he obviously must've missed when he shot 😂😂😂

This movie gives me the same feeling I get when I sit down to wack it and then when I finish I then realize I didn’t bring a paper towel

"And, as well, I mean. Isn't it obvious? Both have a mustache." Hahaha great job once again.

To be fair, you don't see many movies where the protagonist's saved girlfriend gets killed and then gets kicked out of his job and never miraculously gets it back.

Wow, they dragged poor Chuck Jeffreys into this movie. If you're wondering who I'm talking about, he's the Eddie Murphy look-and-sound-alike. Chuck Jeffreys was Eddie Murphy's stunt double in Beverly Hills Cop (what a twist!), and he did stunt coordination for movies like Blade and The Art Of War (yep, he worked with Wesley Snipes too!). His best onscreen role was in the Gary Daniels movie, Bloodmoon, where he plays a cop with a karate background who moonlights as a magician. If you watch Pootie Tang, he's one of the drug dealers that Pootie Tang fights with his belt. Oh, and his nickname in the industry? "Eddie Snipes", as in he looks and talks like Eddie Murphy, and fights like Wesley Snipes 😁

as someone who grew up in the 80's a I got a kick out of that quick cut of the woman hitting the button with her foot...with her white lace stockings that were all the rage then.

I like how Hawkeye spins as he’s getting down to shoot, now that’s action!

There's a film you should review, its called "Black Ninja". Its written and directed by the lead "actor". And in the opening credits, it literally says "Written and directed by Me"

It's great to see another video so soon after the last one! Very funny, once again, and I especially enjoyed the audition :P

I remember a day you guys reached your 1st thousand subscribers. Nice to see you still around! Love your reviews.

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The poor man's Eddie Murphy. Axel phoney. LOLOLOL

Love your videos! You’re so funny and your videos are helping me through a tough time. Thank You 🙏

His partner obviously was a rip off of the Axle Foley Character from Beverly Hills Cop, dude is dressed like him and mimicking how Eddie Murphy talks as well..., probably makes this bad movie better though

I adore the Corey Hart joke.

Mr. Sakura is probably the least threatening name. It’s like Mr. Cherryblossom or Mr. Honeypot.

Does anyone else watch all of the adds in full cos you can't afford the Patreon but you still want to support our man Mark?

That kick in the face at the beginning though

Congrats on hitting 50K subs!

Hawkeye got his Hat sitting on his head gently like Samurai Cop..

3:03 you can see the god damn microphone at the bottom.

actors: we knew the movie was terrible and hoped no one would see it. plus, it was the 80's, so sometimes a few people were having more fun than maybe they should have. writer: i really don't remember much about this particular project other than it was early in my career. i recall getting paid a hundred bucks, and since it was the 80's i might have been offered some other form of compensation. director: it was my dream movie, i was so passionate about getting it made. we didn't have much money, but since it was the 80's people were much more willing to work for fun than huge paychecks. editor: man, every single one of those idiots were fucked up drunk, stoned, and on coke every day on set. one day they sent me dailies where they filmed a palm tree for two hours. they just filmed a tree swaying in the breeze 'waiting for the right clouds to go by.' given the moronic nonsense i was given to cobble together some kind of story, this thing is a masterpiece. it was also the 80's, and i was high on a daily basis, so that didn't help matters, either.

Is this the precursor to Rush Hour???

Isn´t it obvious ... both have a mustache ;)

Nice to see you back! You've been missed!

“Real killer stuff!”

I'm trying to figure out how this is suppose to be classified. The movie has a lot of unintentional comedy while the real comedy falls flat.

3:00 "I'm 41yrs old and I'm testing for this black belt I must be crazy" Hawkeye: "Not as crazy as me" Me: 😆😂🤣

He didn't mention that one of the guys robbing the bank was Ronnie Lott.

I got some inside information on this movie. George Chung (Hawkeye) was an actual Sensei in the art of Tae Kwon Do. He had a school in Los Gatos, Ca. where he trained and taught for many years. Apparently he doesn't teach anymore. The Majority of the film is shot in San Jose, Ca. in 1988 I think. The scene when Hawkeye is talking to the guy before his 'test' is a guy by the name of Sunny Skies who is a practitioner of Aikido. Also, the bank robber wielding the shotgun is indeed 9 time pro bowler and 4 time super bowl champ and former 49er and Raider Ronnie Lott. RL was George Chung's student at one point and was asked to play the role of a bank robber a role in which he accepted, obviously. The one good thing about this movie is the fighting. George Chung and Eddie Murphy Jr. are skilled at TKD. Great film review. Keep em coming. Here is the link to the entire movie. kzfaq.info/get/bejne/a7lgjZWEtpumiI0.html

5:13 I thought it was Axel Foley lol

I'm drowning in my own tears here lmaooo😂😂😭

Hey Mark just wanted to say all your videos are awesome, probably the funniest stuff on KZfaq. I hope you keep making them, you voukd go far if you keep it up. Thanks for the entertainment

Omg, the Eddie Murphy impersonation 😂

Eddie Murphy impersonation is funny for all the wrong reasons.

Wow this movie even has a discount Eddie Murphy

To be honest the dispatcher would be very calm in that situation. thets the only somewhat reasonable thing about this "movie"

If rush hour was made in the 80s with a low budget

This was the first time Mark's review made me want to watch the movie

That part with Hawkeye looking at a photo album was really cool I wonder who the photos were of ?

That karate guy testing sounded like an adult Kip from Napoleon Dynamite.

Keep up the good work Mark. This is my favorite channel.

When I first viewed Hawkeye back in April, it almost gave me herpes. George Chung made another film called Kindergarten Ninja. It too will give you herpes of the eye. Thanks for the review, it made my night!

I've been loving finding your channel and watching every episode. Except I'm almost caught up!

Totally doing an Eddie Murphy impression! And it's worth every penny😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

That dude's gotta make a career of just doing Eddie Murphy impressions FOREVER!

"You just pissed me off" was hilarious

Did you noticed the Casino from the first shot is the same as the last ? Same angle, even. So deep man

There is no way that guy is not an Eddie Murphy impersonator

"You got the stuff" "You got the stuff" Lol

*Fun Fact* Ronnie Lott was one of the bank robbers

a few people have mentioned Ronnie Lott, but the woman with him was Kathleen Bradley of The Price is Right.

That opening kick was epic in its simplicity.

This video came out at just the perfect time for me. Thanks mark.