How Bao Got So HØRNY

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Roach Chan.

Roach Chan.

6 ай бұрын

Bao explains the origins of an iconic character
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This video's intention was to be entertaining. All jokes were made purely to be funny, nothing else.

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@matchesburn
@matchesburn 6 ай бұрын
Bao: "My record is 13 times a day." Also Bao: "I need a sparring partner." Bao, you don't need a partner, you need a god damn *_team._*
@AnnHiroCh
@AnnHiroCh 5 ай бұрын
I got this.
@NaoSkyVT
@NaoSkyVT 5 ай бұрын
@@AnnHiroCh you sure about that
@AnnHiroCh
@AnnHiroCh 5 ай бұрын
@@NaoSkyVT I got half for sure, but the rest would be a struggle indeed
@PrinceAliy
@PrinceAliy 5 ай бұрын
@@AnnHiroCh I think you forgot thus is Bao we're talking about, I'll give you 3 rounds MAX
@KWifler
@KWifler 5 ай бұрын
I'm practically the same as her! I take anxiety meds and it helps. Except male. And I'm disabled.
@baovtuber
@baovtuber 6 ай бұрын
Let me explain
@Moriko73
@Moriko73 5 ай бұрын
13 bao? fr 💀?
@Poopick
@Poopick Ай бұрын
Im waiting for the explenation if it ever comes
@Nito-San
@Nito-San Ай бұрын
We need to have an intervention
@benson7374
@benson7374 Ай бұрын
An actual, for real, bonafide, gooner.
@KevinMunchyButtons
@KevinMunchyButtons 22 күн бұрын
13? Got dam Same though
@The_Ultimate_Agent
@The_Ultimate_Agent 6 ай бұрын
So basically Bao: THEN SOMETHING JUST SNAPPED! SOMETHING INSIDE OF ME! I DIDN’T CARE ANYMORE! I DIDN’T CARE ABOUT BEING BETTER THAN KAKAROT! I DIDN’T CARE ABOUT BEING A SUPER SAIYAN! I DIDN’T CARE IF I LIVED! I DIDN’T CARE ABOUT ANYTHING, AND THEN IT HAPPENED!
@arcadius3257
@arcadius3257 6 ай бұрын
Hah...Nice.
@Khosi225
@Khosi225 6 ай бұрын
Something snapped... Something inside of her
@alexander1989x
@alexander1989x 6 ай бұрын
@@Khosi225 And that's how it happened. That's how I became a Vtuber.
@EatingMikeTysonsAss
@EatingMikeTysonsAss 5 ай бұрын
Her power was over 9000
@yoyoyo8087
@yoyoyo8087 5 ай бұрын
“What? I thought vtubers were pure! Like in those idol agencies!”
@autohmae
@autohmae 6 ай бұрын
The definition of an addiction actually includes if it messes up your life/can't function normally. So yes, she did/does.
@ComotoseOnAnime
@ComotoseOnAnime 5 ай бұрын
This reads as less of an addiction and more of an genuine actual mental or biological disorder.
@autohmae
@autohmae 5 ай бұрын
@@ComotoseOnAnime yes, a proper addiction is a medical condition. Just like drug rehabilitation is medical process. For example some people have a huge porn addiction and can't function properly in society, they need help from medical professionals to rid themselves of it.
@ComotoseOnAnime
@ComotoseOnAnime 5 ай бұрын
@@autohmae I meant that more in a "Born with it" rather than "Developed it" way. I don't consider an addiction the same as a mental illness that you're born with. The former you're typically not really responsible for, while the latter, if it's drug related it's usually something that was done voluntarily with a lack of foresight or restraint.
@autohmae
@autohmae 5 ай бұрын
@@ComotoseOnAnime well, we got psychopath and sociopath for a reason, but the end of the day, the results are the same.
@djduncan956
@djduncan956 5 ай бұрын
400th like
@NeuronActivation
@NeuronActivation 6 ай бұрын
Bao: "My max is 13 but If i try hard enough i can surpass that" Bao isnt even horni anymore, she has reached a level far beyond human comprehension
@Da_Shark
@Da_Shark 6 ай бұрын
My man you say that like 13 is even a big deal.... those a rookie numbers
@af2547
@af2547 5 ай бұрын
@@Da_Sharkfor women*
@korvus8121
@korvus8121 5 ай бұрын
competative nymphomania... theres something horrofyingly beautiful in that
@jeffington1224
@jeffington1224 5 ай бұрын
I can only go like 7 times as my max (breaks included ofcs)
@KWifler
@KWifler 5 ай бұрын
It's natural hypers*xuality if it starts suddenly at puberty. I had the same issue, but I'm male. I wish there was some way I could find women who are like that and want a permanent partner. Most seem to like sleeping around.
@jacobwumbo827
@jacobwumbo827 6 ай бұрын
People talk about freaks in the sack, about going feral, bark bark woo woo type shit, but that’s nothing. Bao isn’t on another level, she’s the ceiling. She’s the shadow behind every light.
@Perdix64
@Perdix64 5 ай бұрын
She’s the fucking embodiment of that in its entirety
@deathofallthingspotato9919
@deathofallthingspotato9919 2 ай бұрын
It's a lot, but it's not... that much? I mean, it's a lot, but it's not overly high
@Garl_Vinland
@Garl_Vinland 2 ай бұрын
She’s kinda just your average woman
@Sultschiem
@Sultschiem 2 ай бұрын
She is the entire fucking kink dungeon
@LunarEdge7
@LunarEdge7 Ай бұрын
​@@Garl_Vinland Meanwhile SEA countries;
@Ardeleus
@Ardeleus 6 ай бұрын
I hope she finds a solution in a safe way. Stuff like this doesnt always get taken seriously but it can cause genuine suffering and struggle in a person's life as well as the people around them who care about them.
@matchesburn
@matchesburn 6 ай бұрын
"I hope she finds a solution in a safe way. " I thought that was why she constructed the goon cave.
@DetectiveOlivaw
@DetectiveOlivaw 5 ай бұрын
For real it is easy to joke about but if Bao’s shit is keeping her from living her life that’s straight up an addiction and I hope she figures out a way through it. But if it’s not and she’s just horny then go off I guess.
@one_bone_4_life647
@one_bone_4_life647 5 ай бұрын
Yea, a bunch of pills isn't healthy
@vencelfoldi8236
@vencelfoldi8236 5 ай бұрын
Yeaaah, like, we can all have a good laugh at "haha, Bao horny on main" but if someone casually goes at it *fking 13 times a day* that is bound to have some hormon related and even physical repercussions, if not already then on the long run definitely. It ain't my place to draw conclusions, it just sometimes goes from funny to mildly worrying when Bao talks about this stuff.
@matchesburn
@matchesburn 5 ай бұрын
@@vencelfoldi8236 It depends on whether someone does it because they *_want to_* or because they feel they *_have to._* Bao didn't make that distinction. Given how she talked about pushing her record "if she tried," I'm going to guess it's more towards the "want to" than "have to."
@Twitchy_McExorcism
@Twitchy_McExorcism 6 ай бұрын
This whale may be singlehandedly responsible for a considerable portion of rising sea levels.
@swigmcale7555
@swigmcale7555 6 ай бұрын
I was about to say, "or the saltiness of the oceans overall," but then I remembered that's more in the guys' camp.😅
@zakiistakis
@zakiistakis Ай бұрын
These comments get more and more creative as time passes on
@neminem233
@neminem233 6 ай бұрын
Guy(citation needed) here, I had almost the exact opposite experience, in which everyone else was horny but my sex drive was more like a sex stationary. A sex parked if you will.
@dragoonmk4203
@dragoonmk4203 6 ай бұрын
🤣
@undead_corsair
@undead_corsair 6 ай бұрын
A sex stall at the junction.
@AustinAwsome
@AustinAwsome 6 ай бұрын
Yeah seriously, from all the stories I hear/read from women online it makes me feel like they're wolves in heat compared to me. When I heard a few of my friends say they did jerked it daily I thought they was joking, especially after another said 3x in one day. I'm over here thinking that twice a week made me an addict.
@r.pizzamonkey7379
@r.pizzamonkey7379 6 ай бұрын
Same. People always be like "oh men are sex animals compared to women", nah, it's entirely dependent on which men and which women. For me it fluxuates, most of the time it's like 1-2 times a week, occasionally I'll get into a hot streak and do like once a day, but most of the time I'm just not that horny.
@fiyahquacker2835
@fiyahquacker2835 6 ай бұрын
@@r.pizzamonkey7379 I've genuinely never done it yet and currently 25yrs old. Sure I'd watch some porn in my teens but it was literally more like a causal movie watching and pretty much 0 interest at all in jacking it.
@pagadianbro2890
@pagadianbro2890 6 ай бұрын
Aight hear me out. Bao got like a hormone to accommodate a 7'8" person on a regular basis, but was compressed on a 4'11" height, which makes a lot of surplus hormones making her much more ballistic than any of your average sheila.
@PiscestheDirty
@PiscestheDirty 2 ай бұрын
Bao is 4'11? Yeah that explains so much
@Aztonio
@Aztonio 23 күн бұрын
In fact... You may like to read som researches about chimeras people. It's basically a whole portion of humanity that may be partiatially their own twin sibling (false twin from two gametes of course). Their cells and DNA randomly spread around the body like a zebra. It's very hard to detect before you actually look for it. (basically checking every cell of the body...) We only discovered it when it affected precise aeras that naturally showed the difference when doing tests. Or else there are the more recognizable cases of some people and animals show different pigmentation accross the body, but it can take any form as it merges two siblings. It could even be only in the brain and all... I think that may explain MANY THINGS about how some people may feel so uncompatible with their own self. Biology is just literally THAT wild.
@jacobhayes9992
@jacobhayes9992 6 күн бұрын
"shiela" aussie detected
@hifori
@hifori 6 ай бұрын
imagine bao setting up her tinder profile
@Verrisin
@Verrisin 6 ай бұрын
everyone: pass. obvious fake. XD
@n0denz
@n0denz 5 ай бұрын
Not that hard to imagine: >picture of her >a few barebones details >maybe one suggestive phrase ended with a winning winking emoticon And then she'd be drowning in thirsty guys. Simple as.
@IamNerfDart
@IamNerfDart 5 ай бұрын
Her "I'm so drunk it's crazy" felt like the equivalent of when Dantes says "In game, of course"
@raynaldiyudhistira4851
@raynaldiyudhistira4851 5 ай бұрын
Bao: I would literally skip school to like... Me: **Looks at screen** Bao: **MANIC LAUGHTER**
@1000kylestar
@1000kylestar 5 ай бұрын
I remember when she used to be a cover artist, singing cute songs and stuff now i'm just sitting here listening to her just, talk about stuff like this amazing, truly
@Subject-639
@Subject-639 5 ай бұрын
Definitely kinda surreal if you think about it.
@martuuk8964
@martuuk8964 5 ай бұрын
I’ll give you a hint. It’s easier to farm guys by being dirty - but if you can do it while having an interesting personality, it’s even more effective. That’s why a lot of the “cam girl” types on Twitch never break 500 viewers - because they aren’t interesting people. They have a high churn rate too (viewers that come and go quickly because you know why). High churn rate is bad and you get paid less. Bao has the perfect mix of sexuality and being interesting to listen to. That’s why she blew up.
@chloeah101
@chloeah101 5 ай бұрын
Bro she did a cover of Gigantic OTN 😂
@itsTyrion
@itsTyrion 4 ай бұрын
tbf she still does cute covers :D
@chloeah101
@chloeah101 4 ай бұрын
@@itsTyrion True, I love the cover she did from the anime Charlotte
@bromodragone8405
@bromodragone8405 4 ай бұрын
"A boxing match that's NEVER GONNA FUCKING COME!" Well, you certainly did though.
@ozarazil5745
@ozarazil5745 6 ай бұрын
Whoever gets into the goon cave is gonna be SO LUCKY bro xD. They'll have to take that super soldier serum or be a legit werewolf to keep up, but they'll be lucky
@gregd806
@gregd806 6 ай бұрын
Or tired... Very Very Tired... All the time...
@theredknight9314
@theredknight9314 4 ай бұрын
@@gregd806naw just takes practice. I have been able to increase ftom once a day to 3-4 times a day
@Absolute_Crimson
@Absolute_Crimson 6 ай бұрын
She wants a sparring partner she says? SAY LESS.
@ThePatxiao
@ThePatxiao 6 ай бұрын
Sounds like she would drain you dude. If you’re willing to, god speed
@paulvontarsus729
@paulvontarsus729 6 ай бұрын
@@ThePatxiaoShe wants a werewolf, but she's a vampire
@Demon666x3
@Demon666x3 6 ай бұрын
She goes at it 13 times a day...I'm pretty sure nobody will last that long unless you're death the wolf.
@fiyahquacker2835
@fiyahquacker2835 6 ай бұрын
@@paulvontarsus729 or someone with that condition that causes an excess of hair growth everywhere.
@shadowslime3640
@shadowslime3640 6 ай бұрын
@@paulvontarsus729 beautiful word play
@freakymoejoe2
@freakymoejoe2 6 ай бұрын
Behold; the Gooner unchained by a refractory period
@snarkatark
@snarkatark 6 ай бұрын
Bao was the gay friend who was allowed at the girls' sleepover. Except the girls made a mistake and forgot that the gay friend has to be a dude.
@cheeseboi7553
@cheeseboi7553 6 ай бұрын
And got trauma from her hornyness
@CosmicHase
@CosmicHase 5 ай бұрын
She's gay? Aw man, i really wanted it.
@loganagle746
@loganagle746 6 ай бұрын
I completely refuse to believe she DOESN'T write these beforehand. Like...I refuse to believe her personal stories can be THIS insane, while ALSO being THIS surprisingly well-articulated, all off the cuff. These clips of Bao just sharing her personal anecdotes & experiences in unrehearsed monologues/discussions are like pre-written, heavily-edited scripts from an edgy Sitcom.
@Dubbel12
@Dubbel12 6 ай бұрын
Well I mean of course. Vtubers by nature are fake. Any story they tell I take with a hint of salt. Its all about entertaining the viewers.
@shadowslime3640
@shadowslime3640 6 ай бұрын
​@Dubbel12 just cause most people's experiences and lives are basic doesn't automatically mean everyone is like that
@PlatinumHntr
@PlatinumHntr 6 ай бұрын
I'm afraid to find out
@ElFreakinCid
@ElFreakinCid 6 ай бұрын
@@Dubbel12 So because you can't put yourself in their position and they're also entertainers, everything they say is a lie. Great logic.
@ElFreakinCid
@ElFreakinCid 6 ай бұрын
Person has experience you can't imagine and is also well-spoken, therefore personal anecdote is fake...?
@Jrthegod69
@Jrthegod69 6 ай бұрын
Seeing how military men are usually the most athletic and mentally trained individuals...this explains Bao's desire for a military husband SO much more now! 😂
@gamerguy6990
@gamerguy6990 6 ай бұрын
Idk about mentally trained currently, some of the stories I’ve heard about people passing boot camp that really shouldn’t have are coming up allot more.
@Niterayde
@Niterayde 6 ай бұрын
@@gamerguy6990cause the ones making the rules about what should be required have become weak as fucking hell
@defenestratedone
@defenestratedone 6 ай бұрын
@@NiteraydeI mean of they were any more selective they wouldn’t make the recruitment quotas. Sometimes you just need warm bodies
@spiralzzz203
@spiralzzz203 6 ай бұрын
lol "mentally trained individuals" more like mentally regarded. why do you think these mfs are in the military in the first place lmao
@lucakun3455
@lucakun3455 6 ай бұрын
I think even smb out of the military couldn't hold up with that pace for more than 1 week
@ElfangorQ7N
@ElfangorQ7N 6 ай бұрын
13 times in a day!?!?!?!?! As a guy who used to think he had an above average libido, 3 times in a day is really pushing it for me (for reference I average about 0.7 times per day now). I think I'd literally die of dehydration or a heart attack if I tried to go 13 times in one day.
@gardares
@gardares 6 ай бұрын
It depends on how fast you reaching it. By my own experience you can go high with decent pauses, but if it's one go it gets harder with each time. One time every 8 hours is nothing compared to 3 times in hour/two, because in the latter case you can start to bleed/bruise yourself and afterglow just really calm you down every new time (if you can't sleep/in stress - try to go for a round). Also, if you're quick-fire - it's easier, like 1 minute for a time than wait a lot to refresh yourself. If you're longshot... well, it definitely would be hard if it takes an hour for you to have a time. Some people are joking about quick-fires, but the thing is that some of them are never enough with just one time and the next time always get longer, while longshots can have struggles even with delivering one time. Plus, girls built different, they can have a time in mere seconds after another. Plus, sometimes if you cancel your time multiple times it's getting easier to have another afterwards. Plus, "solo time" is always easier to perform. With a "sparring partner" you get tired of it faster. But it's hard to go 13 times in a day anyway, it's the record. Someday I tried to go for another type of record and did it for... 14 hours, I think? It was devastating and I only had like what... 4 times and my whole hand gone numb? And the other day I just returned and returned to it and probably had like 11 or 12 times and rubbed myself until I bled, so I had to stop. There are also no healthy reasons to go that far.
@MrOlek700
@MrOlek700 6 ай бұрын
My record is 6. I usually go with twice a day, once in the morning and once a in the evening. Sometimes I get extra horny so I can go one by one, but I usually don't have time for that. Jerking off takes too much time for me like 1-2 hours a day. I don't mind it, but I could really do something else...
@luchixgalaxoza2300
@luchixgalaxoza2300 5 ай бұрын
I mean, as a guy my record was 9 times in 6 hours solo, but I developed an UTI and then prostatitis from it, which took about a year to heal. I think I average a bit above 1 a day now, I'm sore but functional lol.
@eldon515
@eldon515 5 ай бұрын
Never tried, but i say If i take an entire day to dedicate to it, 13 is not even a real challenge. Since i not addicted or anything, single sessions of half dozen times in a few hours hapenned before.
@Suninrags
@Suninrags 5 ай бұрын
My record as a guy is about 15 in a single hour... no cap I came blood
@pitied3744
@pitied3744 6 ай бұрын
Bao doesnt need a partner she need a Pit Crew
@swigmcale7555
@swigmcale7555 6 ай бұрын
13 times in one session/per day? Damn. Speaking as a 33 year old male, I was always under the impression growing up that girls could go longer, and reach their peaks more times a day than any guy ever could. So, on one hand, this doesn't surprise me too much from a physical means, but on the other hand, I am impressed by the dedication required to reach that number.😅
@matchesburn
@matchesburn 6 ай бұрын
I've known a woman that (the concept of gooning didn't exist then, but the definition fits) who did for 16 hours in one day and lost count of how many times she "reached the peak" and she eventually stopped because... and these are her words and I am quoting them: "got bored." Women are built different.
@icebox1954
@icebox1954 5 ай бұрын
@@matchesburn I wish I had the kind of skin that could endure this.
@theredknight9314
@theredknight9314 4 ай бұрын
@@matchesburnits cause its not as taxing on women as it is on men. Men MUST bust in order to reproduce so sending the sperm in takes alot if energy. For women there is no such requirement so there is a minimal energy tax when they release
@deathofallthingspotato9919
@deathofallthingspotato9919 2 ай бұрын
@@matchesburn I mean, yeah, I've gotten bored of it before...
@Gamer026
@Gamer026 5 ай бұрын
The dude that finally gets to be the one to take her V-card. He is gonna be unleashing beast the world is just not ready and probably never will be ready for lol
@sarcastic_alpaca
@sarcastic_alpaca 6 ай бұрын
This shit is serious, of course in the internet it’s “ha ha sex” but stuff like this makes me happy that vtubers like Melody and lewdtubers in general bring more awareness to sexual education and normalizing wellness with stuff like this and not just be a joke all the time. Having gone through this from experience it’s not easy and seeing others and myself cope can be hard because intimacy become daunting and scary and leads down to some issues in relationships and day to day living. It got to the point where I stopped full stop having relations with anybody because it was just that… sex and when I wanted was something more but my damn sex drive ain’t letting me do that so I intentionally put brakes down when there could be something more with my partner. It’s spooky but I hope Bao finds a healthy middle ground there’s solutions to it
@arkx-marxs6572
@arkx-marxs6572 5 ай бұрын
Damn deadaaas fr. And u just gotta be stoic against your😣 own emotions fr when tryna get outta that. Props too u 💵😤☝
@darienb1127
@darienb1127 4 ай бұрын
Yeah, it's genuinely kinda fucked that I learned more sex ed from Vtubers like Cottontail then I did the American education system.
@sumrix
@sumrix 6 ай бұрын
Man, that sounds rough. I can't imagine how much she suffers to the point that she needs pills. I wonder if it's possible to cure
@solsy
@solsy 6 ай бұрын
I thought that I was bad but damn Bao skipping school for this!? this is crazy!!
@elfireii328
@elfireii328 6 ай бұрын
Bao scares me.
@Demon666x3
@Demon666x3 6 ай бұрын
Heavy: I fear no woman...but that thing...she scares me..
@BestCupid
@BestCupid 5 ай бұрын
"I fear no man, but that thing scares me" -me listening to Bao's wild ass stories
@PrinceAliy
@PrinceAliy 5 ай бұрын
All jokes aside, I think Bao genuinely needs some help💀Becuse I've NEVER even heard of even a GUY who's record was 13 times a day, and the fact that her hormones are still so strong this late in her life is a little concerning to say the least
@arcanefury3666
@arcanefury3666 5 ай бұрын
Well i mean that sounds barely possible for a dude. From my understanding you would need to have both low stamina, a low refractory peroid, and large quantities of...Then youd have to factor in time. No dude has that kind of time. Youd actually have to prepare for that.
@lykonic1763
@lykonic1763 5 ай бұрын
Well then allow me to introduce myself, a guy who once, in a bout of serious depression before I was medicated, took a whole 9 hours to do nothing but *that* alone in my apartment. I honestly don't know if I reached 13 that day or possibly surpassed it; I'm just telling you, it's certainly possible.
@tinkerermelon6599
@tinkerermelon6599 5 ай бұрын
I don't think I've ever counted, but as a guy I know I've "casually" done 8+ in one session when I get really horny. After about 3-4 gasms I'm firing blanks, but that doesn't mean I'm no longer horny and I usually keep going far past that point. I could def see me breaking into double digits (if I hadn't done so already), but it's typically uncommon for me to get THAT horny. Once every couple months maybe? Ngl, this is the first time I'm realizing this is unusual... The comments have been illuminating.
@alexhoughton3305
@alexhoughton3305 6 күн бұрын
The world record is like 56 or something
@BouncingTribbles
@BouncingTribbles 6 ай бұрын
Fun fact: the idea that nutting the day before a competition will make you perform worse is, mostly, not true. It will if you go hard, but single session can recharge you. Guys will be amped up and go hard the night before. It's also true for guys who are having a lot of sex, if you're getting it every night you want to skip the night before a game. It's also true if you do it to close to the game, so no boning day of.
@dreameater8548
@dreameater8548 5 ай бұрын
The reincarnation of Queen "needs 7 men to please her" Medb. But yeah there's a reason Nymphomania is listed as a health problem
@sprtsfanatic1
@sprtsfanatic1 6 ай бұрын
Bao was nerfed and debuffed worse than Kenpachi Zeraki; just, instead of suppressing your Spiritual Pressure, it was suppressing feral horniness. She really is at that Super Saiyan level of raw, unhinged, feral energy. That's my Kami Oshi 😎
@NateVHVT
@NateVHVT 6 ай бұрын
I always thought that the the deeper the dent got; the more debased she became.
@Taradoxxi
@Taradoxxi 6 ай бұрын
Had that happen to me when I had to go off an SSRI cold turkey. Godspeed Bao, wishing u many seven foot tall werewolf spec ops boyfriends 👍
@JackDespero
@JackDespero 6 ай бұрын
Honestly, I feel you, sis. I didn't know how it felt to have a normal libido until I started with my antidepresants and other pills. I learnt how it felt to go one or two days without thinking about sex, and it was eye opening.
@ronik809
@ronik809 5 ай бұрын
"I just need a sparring partner" okay "maybe a little furry" huh "maybe growls a bit" oh god no "and only comes out on a full moon" whew that was a close one
@mrjay8472
@mrjay8472 6 ай бұрын
Bao: And this... Is to go even further beyond!
@SpazmasterX
@SpazmasterX 6 ай бұрын
I volunteer as sacrifice
@TheRetroRenegade
@TheRetroRenegade 5 ай бұрын
"I was nerfed x3 [with meds] and apparently that still wasn't enough to make me a normal person." Bao over here taking two limitless pills to limit herself.
@gg_sam7847
@gg_sam7847 6 ай бұрын
My ex wasn't exactly the most horny person, but when she was about 17-18 she had never done anything solo before, but after getting her first boyfriend and she learnt about that stuff it only took like a few months for her to have gone 30 times in 1 day
@sonicplys64
@sonicplys64 6 ай бұрын
I cant even do it three times a day without feeling depleted. Respect.
@synphilia4776
@synphilia4776 5 ай бұрын
Same, by the third time it feels like it's gonna fall off. Crazy that girls can go that long
@TheOneTrueEfrate
@TheOneTrueEfrate 5 ай бұрын
I'm on the older side and I can do 3x before I get outta bed in the weekend, plus more during the day. Though after 3rd finish is mostly nothing for.at least a couple hours.
@ghostsdragon9222
@ghostsdragon9222 24 күн бұрын
the thing is 3 times for me is halve a day wasted
@SuperiorPosterior
@SuperiorPosterior 5 ай бұрын
This one time, the whole family except me packed up and left for a month-long road trip for a Boy Scouts thing, and I spent the first week reading through all 15 books I'd bought, and getting 100% achievements in Fable III and Borderlands 2. The second week I spent walking around in the buff, with all the TVs and radios on because being alone was freaking me out. The first day of the third week was spent by "venting my emotions" and trying to set a record. I got out 15 shots in 22 hours, and then spent the rest of the third _and_ the whole of the fourth week under the effects of Post Nut Clarity. Ever since, no matter how down bad I get, I can only release once a week. TLDR, I had a semi-automatic, spent all my ammunition, and now I've got a flintlock blunderbuss.
@aGhOsToFtHeFoRmEr
@aGhOsToFtHeFoRmEr 6 ай бұрын
"I'd be like ADBREAK"
@firenzarfrenzy4985
@firenzarfrenzy4985 6 күн бұрын
There was a lot of emotion behind the "boxing match that's never gonna come". That shook me a little. Felt the genuine frustration
@blazerman789
@blazerman789 6 ай бұрын
I feel like if you end up doing it a lot during puberty your body starts treating it as the norm which can lead to it being a borderline addiction
@AnarchoAmericium
@AnarchoAmericium 6 ай бұрын
I'll take one for the team to keep Bao satisfied.
@arkx-marxs6572
@arkx-marxs6572 5 ай бұрын
Godspeed then my friend! I WISH I COULD but i know i couldn't keep up with dat shyt 😂♡¿
@awesomeiphone597
@awesomeiphone597 6 ай бұрын
Holy shit 13 times?! Damn😏
@Kyosumari
@Kyosumari 6 ай бұрын
I relate to Bao here. Fellow female of the downbad variety (when its active as I am ALSO Demi) - I got nerfed by the world and I'm STILL insatiable, my record in a single session is over 40, and I have yet to meet a single person who could match my intensity and endurance in all my over 30+ years; I ended up dating younger than me often for the intimacy activity, but then got left feeling wanting in the emotional maturity department, a LOT. It's hard being a horny-minded lady out here when still looking for genuine connection. XD
@strionic770
@strionic770 6 ай бұрын
Damn, I feel you. I'm only 22 but I've got a high sex drive and it seems as though the combo you're talking about is super rare in both men and women. Someone who has a lot of stamina and is emotionally mature is like a unicorn, especially in this age group, seeing as both are uncommon traits normally anyway. I actually went after older people until I realized a lot of them were alright in emotional maturity, but lacked in life direction, it goes hand in hand with seeking way younger people. I feel bad for people like you who are totally fine and are looking for somebody with such a rare personality.
@spiralzzz203
@spiralzzz203 6 ай бұрын
hey how you doin?
@Kyosumari
@Kyosumari 6 ай бұрын
@@strionic770 "it's like trying to find a unicorn" is INCREDIBLY accurate. I'm not strictly straight, but male OR female, I have a hard time finding someone who can separate between and yet still choose/engage with both intense connection, and intense passion, and it feels often that never the two shall meet, as my core values end up sacrificed for the sake of quieting the beasts of self-aggravating needs - both physical and emotional, craving intimacy. This is something I am still working on. The largest hurdle for me so far is that many partners set up a precedent, during the first year or so, of the honeymoon phase... and then sexual activity levels, dies down, and my pressure pot starts rising as those needs end up pushed aside more and more and more and more until the breaking point and it all blows up - you even entertain intrusive thoughts you never would if you weren't so FUCKING pent up - and at the worst, its not even JUST pent up, it's also deep emotional needs that aren't being met either, so you're a boiling volcano of wits end no matter what direction you end up in. It's hell.
@Kyosumari
@Kyosumari 6 ай бұрын
Currently? Purty good. I have a lovely partner and have been lucky to never be without potential aid with some of the bite of these issues for a few years now. But they are still highly prevalent. I have wonderful friends and a lot of time spent figuring out what I liked, who I liked, how I like it, and more so that I can now communicate about these needs and be more prepared to make sure they're being met and safely in ways that I was not always able to in the past. Highly recommend being very in touch with your sexual and mental and physical health as all of the above are all tied into the same machine you pilot err'day. @@spiralzzz203
@matchesburn
@matchesburn 6 ай бұрын
"and I'm STILL insatiable, my record in a single session is over 40, and I have yet to meet a single person who could match my intensity and endurance in all my over 30+ years" I mean... No single guy would be capable of doing that, I'm afraid. The body just isn't capable of meeting that demand. Buuuut. There are.. ways and alternatives around that. Working "smarter not harder." For instance, there is this power tool called the "Sawzall." It's a reciprocating saw. Now, of course, you might be wondering how this could help bridge that gap and... well... _it's a _*_reciprocating_*_ saw_ that can... take... a wide variety of attachments... Attachments you normally wouldn't think of putting on power tools.
@le_mythic
@le_mythic 6 ай бұрын
Just your average high school experience. Although 13x in one day is impressive.
@livedandletdie
@livedandletdie 6 ай бұрын
The highest I've heard a guy go for was 8 times, he only quit because he began bleeding...
@le_mythic
@le_mythic 6 ай бұрын
@@livedandletdie 16 I believe is the record and that was only done in an hour.
@freakymoejoe2
@freakymoejoe2 6 ай бұрын
Women dont have a built in limiter like men do, so they "easily" produce numbers that sound insane to us
@Avetho
@Avetho 6 ай бұрын
@@freakymoejoe2 Women are like a laser pulse rifle, their capacitors can recharge fast but they eventually overheat and have to stop, meanwhile men are mostly like firearms, some only got a musket like me, sure its big and heavy but it takes ages to reload and it only fires for one round and that's it, but some men are blessed/cursed with a whole extended mag precision bolt-action under their belt and can reliably fire for half a dozen rounds before needing to take some time to refill their mag.
@liique100
@liique100 5 ай бұрын
@@livedandletdie Interesting. My record is 19, and although I could have continued, I stopped because I was bored. I can still beat (hehe) the record today, but it would take me the entire night.
@ryzacobalion3622
@ryzacobalion3622 6 ай бұрын
Bao isn't just thirsty at this point. She's hungry for it.
@BlooMonkiMan
@BlooMonkiMan 5 ай бұрын
Dehydrated even
@thebeatunleashed9509
@thebeatunleashed9509 5 ай бұрын
Her future partner is gonna look like the Dad from Coraline
@Kildat1
@Kildat1 6 күн бұрын
Whenever I think I'm cooked, I just remind myself that there are people like Bao out there and still be successful
@logandelvalle6569
@logandelvalle6569 6 ай бұрын
13 times a day… thats insane! WTF!!
@undead_corsair
@undead_corsair 6 ай бұрын
Ah, a professional DJ… No wait, that’s Melody.
@TheVector119
@TheVector119 5 ай бұрын
Some people legitimately just have an abnormally high libido, and there's nothing wrong with that so long as they aren't hurting anyone or themselves as a result.
@AegisAuras
@AegisAuras 5 ай бұрын
She missed the opportunity to have a succubus as her avatar.
@CristianGonzalez-qf2os
@CristianGonzalez-qf2os 5 ай бұрын
This literally reminds me in middle school when I hit puberty and I tried it for curiosity and I got addicted so fucking bad that it was unholy. My only counter was my competitive gaming but the cure was Crippling Depression.
@T35S
@T35S 6 ай бұрын
Oh hell nah skipping school is crazy 💀
@tsarzamancorpdna
@tsarzamancorpdna 6 ай бұрын
CUUUUUMMMNMMM 2:36
@crism8868
@crism8868 Ай бұрын
"Doktor, turn off my heat inhibitors" - Bao, probably
@twooty2148
@twooty2148 5 ай бұрын
Bao is unironically a gooner
@ZyrusEclipse
@ZyrusEclipse 6 ай бұрын
I think this is top 3 mentally unstable bao things
@gagejoseph91
@gagejoseph91 6 ай бұрын
I have dated a few girls like this before. There is no humble way to say this, so I won't even try lol Apologies in advance. I got around a LOT and had a shameful amount of experience, so when I dated this repressed girl, I overwhelmed her at first. Rang that doorbell hard. Floodgates opened, it became a regular, nightly occurrence for her to finish 30+ times (of varying intensities, mind you). Another girl I was with was on number 25-ish (hard to keep track) when she ripped the bedsheets. Got other stories, but they generally all boil down to... Hungry, heated, insatiable girls sound hot on paper, but in practice, it is exhausting, often gets in the way for both of us, and can become a strain on the relationship. In recent years, I have had to make conscious efforts to restrain myself because half the relationships I used to be in devolved into purely sex at some point. Even if it started sweet and good and healthy, a girl finishing over 10 times a day has a lasting effect on the mind. It's easy to just go "That's hot" and move along with your fantasies, but in actual practice, as Bao said, it gets in the way. It becomes distracting, it becomes obsessive, and it becomes routine in a bad way. For me, the relationships were fun toward the start, became all about sex, and quickly became unhealthy. Just remember that your fantasies are all fine and good in your head, but reality isn't so ideal. There's a reason Bao had to take meds to cull that urge. It wasn't just harmless heat.
@davidm6329
@davidm6329 6 ай бұрын
First off, thank you for apologizing off the bat. It comes off like Jeff Bezos complaining that he can't afford another super-yacht when the average (or below average) man like myself reads your post. But yeah, sex gets in the way of shit. I work 60 hours a week in a job with a decent amount of labor. I fantasize about sex, but actually having it? With what energy? A lot of the time I'd honestly rather get a chance to read or play some video games. My schedule is packed.
@lowercase21
@lowercase21 6 ай бұрын
I dated girls like this too and i couldnt believe it lol i was busy.
@ResidentWeevil2077
@ResidentWeevil2077 6 ай бұрын
I remember there was a TV show (the name of which completely escapes me atm) which showed a woman who was hypers*xual and needed s*x pretty much multiple times a day. She would drag her boyfriend to their bedroom and he (begrudgingly) went with her. I can agree with you that while having an insatiable partner sounds amazing on paper/in theory, the reality couldn't be farther from the truth.
@nutshot_brawler8466
@nutshot_brawler8466 6 ай бұрын
I always find it super interesting to hear these stories, because I do always think about whether or not "the grass is greener on the other side" with a lot of things, copious amounts of sex, in this case, because i feel like not enough people are aware just how physically taxing sex can be
@gagejoseph91
@gagejoseph91 6 ай бұрын
@@nutshot_brawler8466 As a wise, small man once said, "I feel like I'm dying of thirst while watching another man drown." Neither side is all that desirable from a neutral perspective. Being broke makes it difficult to live. But being rich makes you a target and can make you question if your relationships with others are genuine. Likewise with sex. Everyone wants to feel loved and desired, at least up until you've attracted a stalker. It's why moderation isn't just some Taoist ideological platitude, it's a valid survival and comfort tactic. "When Alexander saw the breadth of his domain, he wept, for there were no more worlds to conquer." This quote is not about arrogance, it's about retrospect and reflection. Once you've reached the top of the mountain, there's nothing left. That's not to say there's no value in having aspirations, but there's also value in the time it takes to reach those aspirations, and once you reach them comes the sobering realization that you are beset with two choices: Abandon your glory for new pastures, or remain a stagnant king. Either way, the end of your journey is an end, and you should be prepare for the implications that brings.
@BlazingBoobEnthusiast
@BlazingBoobEnthusiast 6 ай бұрын
Every day the dread i feel for it will come the day that the baossuy gets so pent up that the whale devours the entire cosmos and then herself like the Ouroboros comes closer and closer
@theburningruler7279
@theburningruler7279 5 ай бұрын
Bao: "I would literally skip school to like..." Me: "... go on..."
@sevennightlyhours5077
@sevennightlyhours5077 Ай бұрын
I see what you did there jaja
@SebDystic
@SebDystic 6 ай бұрын
Guards: “CLOSE THE GATES! SHES COMING!” Bao: *breaks through all defensive in hornyness* Guards: “dear god!”
@sandenson
@sandenson 5 ай бұрын
I actually, no joke, feel bad. Suddenly Bao's horniness isn't so funny anymore.
@Hypersaiyanike
@Hypersaiyanike 5 ай бұрын
Preparing for a boxing match thats never gonna fucking come? She just said 13 times a day!!!
@reesewhittington6778
@reesewhittington6778 4 күн бұрын
"Like an addiction" brother I have less of an issue and I'm 90% certain I'M FIGHTING A BIG PROBLEM.
@intely-gent1912
@intely-gent1912 5 ай бұрын
I can relate. It was not fun having my hormones so High. My record was 20x in a day. I am not proud of this.
@123GOHANZ
@123GOHANZ 5 ай бұрын
God damn
@joeojeda4651
@joeojeda4651 6 ай бұрын
She might legit have medical nyphomania, da,n
@Randomperson-sz2gq
@Randomperson-sz2gq 5 ай бұрын
I thought I m the horniest person in the world. But today, I got humbled. I realized I m just a servant of god. I ll entrust my hope and will to Bao now…
@firenzarfrenzy4985
@firenzarfrenzy4985 5 ай бұрын
Oh look. A wholesome Vtuber with a very nice and reasonable avatar. Surely they won't be lewd like the others. "My record is 13 times" *Holy fu-*
@Subject-639
@Subject-639 5 ай бұрын
She was actually like that at the start tho. I think that the community just changed her outlook on things over time.
@sinnerxion7200
@sinnerxion7200 6 ай бұрын
I’m starting to think I’m a male Bao…
@TheOnlyBiodude
@TheOnlyBiodude 3 ай бұрын
Imagine the smell bros
@michaelnace5490
@michaelnace5490 11 күн бұрын
“I feel like I’m preparing for a boxing match that’s never gonna fucking come!” Well it might never come, but she definitely is!
@RedrumZombies
@RedrumZombies 5 ай бұрын
I feel sorry for anyone she's been with, who's she's with, and anyone in the future. Rest in Spaghetti
@Hollow7659
@Hollow7659 5 ай бұрын
As a guy my high score is 14 in one sesh but I was out of commission for days after bao is crazy
@GeoRyukaiser
@GeoRyukaiser 5 ай бұрын
I dated a girl with a record like that once. It was the most stressful half year of my life, and I'm fairly certain it shaved a few off.
@normallymute0131
@normallymute0131 5 ай бұрын
Gat damn, that sounds like a real pain in the (citation needed). To whomever finds themselves enraptured by Bao…God speed and good health to you sir/madam.
@nuggetsschumaker4371
@nuggetsschumaker4371 5 ай бұрын
as someone who might have passed through something similar in terms of not being able to control it, I can understand the dephs of what she is talking about and how torturous it is, but 13 a day? That's abysmal. I hope she finds peace one day.
@rngsmiles3979
@rngsmiles3979 5 ай бұрын
Ok so this is not as unusual as some people might think. I've had a few friends in highschool who went through similar things, I've even dated someone who had a similar experience. They legit would have issues with their toy where they would overheat from using it for too long. It wasn't until they got into their mid 20's that things really started slowing down for them. But yeah birth control is actually so clutch for it's crazy high amount of utility. Like the hormone regulation that stuff has works wonders for so many things. I could go into more details, but I am not nearly stoned enough to write about it.
@sqrlmanz3846
@sqrlmanz3846 6 ай бұрын
She's insane 😂
@dusk2308
@dusk2308 6 ай бұрын
bao is a certified one of the boys
@gameguy301
@gameguy301 5 ай бұрын
“I would literally skip school to like… HAHAHAHAHA!” -Bao auditioning to be the joker.
@joshbetts7618
@joshbetts7618 6 ай бұрын
Being baos boyfriend is like preparing for a marathon. It looks like we got to get our conditioning boys
@ubermenschen01
@ubermenschen01 6 ай бұрын
That whole "not jackin' it = more testosterone" is complete nonsense, not true at all.
@plumber1337
@plumber1337 6 ай бұрын
There has been multiple peer-reviewed accurate studies for both sides of the argument, which means that it has some grounds to it.
@ubermenschen01
@ubermenschen01 5 ай бұрын
@@plumber1337 Why would your body, a system that will attempt to keep itself in equilibrium, let your testosterone level increase permanently by not jacking it? Testosterone production increases very slightly after ejaculation, and after 7 days it stops fluctuating.
@plumber1337
@plumber1337 5 ай бұрын
@@ubermenschen01 it doesn't stop fluctuating, it reduces the frequency at which it fluctuates because it gets absorbed into the organs and processed, especially by the muscles. Here's a direct quote from a study "But the longer answer isn't quite that simple. Masturbation, whether solo or with a partner, can have *_a variety of effects on T levels_* , though these are mostly short term."
@Samusin.
@Samusin. 5 ай бұрын
i still cant get over the fact that after that entire speach thw thing that gets me is the little blblblblbl she does at the end xD
@bronypal4030
@bronypal4030 5 ай бұрын
… ok then! “Werewolf Heat” is now a term stored into my terminology dictionary, thank YOU
@johnbaker7322
@johnbaker7322 6 ай бұрын
Asia largest population in the world confirmed.
@noahg2527
@noahg2527 5 ай бұрын
I need a girl like bao frfr😂
@businesslozano3590
@businesslozano3590 12 күн бұрын
Never watched Bao till these past 2 hrs I spent binge watching some of her clips and I’m realizing how much I relate to her, not sure how to feel able it
@adibemaxwell6111
@adibemaxwell6111 5 ай бұрын
Nobody's going to be able to keep up. Poor Bao.
@Adromelk
@Adromelk 6 ай бұрын
And here I feel proud if I make sure my girls get 3-5 in one session. I feel like Bao would look at me like "okay, the warmup is over, HIT ME!" P.S. Still Would.
@Alpha17x
@Alpha17x 5 ай бұрын
She'll never find anyone. She only leaves her home to go to convention, where approaching for any reason outside of meet and greet is taboo. Or when she's with her friend group of beautiful women, which act as a natural barrier to any of them being approached for anything other than 'I like your stuff'. She is doomed.
@ELbabotas1
@ELbabotas1 5 ай бұрын
Heartbreaking
@fouzaialaa7962
@fouzaialaa7962 18 күн бұрын
you just need someone to occupy you and not let you alone with your thoughts and desires
@thunderflare59
@thunderflare59 2 ай бұрын
More testosterone than a whole football team.
@TheSylveonSurfer
@TheSylveonSurfer 6 ай бұрын
While I may not be nearly as unhinged as Bao, I definitely understand the struggle of an overactive libido. I have negative interest in being with another person, even if I am attracted to them. Does that stop me from feeling a physical need to achieve "release", at the very least, two times a day? Nope. Some days are even worse than others. It's to the point that sleep is nearly impossible without it. So, I get it. I've also skipped class or taken long bathroom breaks at work to "release myself" so that I can get my focus back. I know that the science is pretty thorough on this topic. Porn/Masturbation addiction isn't a real thing, but holy shit does it feel like it is.
@Gamesmarts194
@Gamesmarts194 6 ай бұрын
"Porn/Masturbation addiction isn't a real thing" How isn't that a real thing? If gaming addiction is a real thing then I don't see how porn addiction can't be.
@TheSylveonSurfer
@TheSylveonSurfer 6 ай бұрын
@@Gamesmarts194 Except that gaming addiction isn't real either. Google can answer these questions in, quite literally, a few short clicks. Type "Is porn (or gaming) addiction real" into the search bar, and it'll give you the answer. But, to save you the trouble, they aren't addictions in the way that we typically think of addictions. They generally do not create the same symptoms that you'd expect from an addictive substance, and it's likely that they are socially driven conditions rather than clinical. And, because they're not clinical, they can't be lumped in with addictions. *TL;DR - We're not addicted to porn or gaming, we've just conditioned ourselves into believing that we physically need to experience these things for some semblance of normalcy or escape.*
@zacharylangford773
@zacharylangford773 6 ай бұрын
It's definitely real, but in most cases people think of it as an addiction, it isn't. Considering that sex is a primary function of the human body, not engaging in those activities enough is bound to cause adverse effects in one's life. So lack of focus, emotional and/or mental stability due to an unsatisfied sex drive is actually completely normal because it's simply an evolutionary response. But if your drive is making other parts of your life literally impossible to balance and manage, then that's when it could be classified as an addiction. If medical intervention is required for you to manage your drive and the rest of your life, that is not a normal scenario for a human. Long story short, if the interference of one's urges have in their professional and social lives is harmful and unmanageable, it's not healthy. But it is genuinely manageable for the vast majority of people, so people tend to over diagnose what sexual addiction actually looks like in themselves and others.
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