How Billionaires Will Act During The Apocalypse

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@Wackishtypeguy Жыл бұрын

the fact that the billionaires describe playing mine sweeper as "accumulating enough squares until the board is useless" is so funny to me

@jamielondon6436 Жыл бұрын

It was a surprisingly apt analysis, yes. :-/

@benjaminshinar9509 Жыл бұрын

I gonna put my flag everywhere, it's mine now!

@darkfire143 Жыл бұрын

Language

@pepecebolla69 Жыл бұрын

that's the best part of the sketch roflmao

@YThatesTRUTH Жыл бұрын

Genius

@Paul-ou1rx Жыл бұрын

A security expert actually looked at the issue of how to keep the guards "loyal". The best he could come up with was to take their families hostage.

@MouseGoat Жыл бұрын

funny there is this thing called "being nice to people" that solve that problem, it dose not work all the time but can get a loong way if you do it right XD

@WolkeStreit Жыл бұрын

Yeah, but what if that guard finds out his wife was cheating on him and none of his kids are actually his, and now he doesn't give a shit? Did they ever consider that possibility!?! D=

@bannado5696 Жыл бұрын

ok so what if they arent loyal? you kill their family? cos youd have to do it yourself they wouldnt do it. and how would you take them hostage

@vaid5306 Жыл бұрын

Shock collar?

@RamenBowl2.0 Жыл бұрын

@@WolkeStreit Thats when you kill the wife and kids so the guard will be thankful then help him find a new wife to repeat the cycle

@randompastahandle Жыл бұрын

Did Ryan George seriously just use minesweeper as a metaphor for the present focused consumption culture, resource using, global capitalist system of short term profits? Man's a pro.

@BitterMillenial Жыл бұрын

Ahh, that's what that was all about. Went over my head honestly.

@freds_chess Жыл бұрын

@@BitterMillenial it was really brilliant, i didnt even see it

@stephaniemorrissey5114 Жыл бұрын

Capitalism has lifted more people out of poverty than all other economic systems combined in the history of the world.

@dizbiz49 Жыл бұрын

I will never view Minesweeper the same again ಠ﹏ಠ

@alextaws6657 Жыл бұрын

he sure is!

@Danyko33 Жыл бұрын

After the whole sketch, using Mine Sweeper to show how trying to accumulate as much as possible without thinking of the environment and that resulting in another "end of the world" was brilliant.

@freds_chess Жыл бұрын

i didnt even notice that, thats some of the most brilliant scriptwriting ive ever seen

@DarthMohammedRules Жыл бұрын

You absolutely don't even really *get* that absurd analogy... because if you were smart enough, you'd understand exactly how ridiculous it is. Get over yourself. You're not *that* "brilliant."

@freds_chess Жыл бұрын

@@DarthMohammedRules banana.

@kingdavewillians8515 Жыл бұрын

Brilliant indeed

@freds_chess Жыл бұрын

@@kingdavewillians8515 thank you.

@sarimkhann386 Жыл бұрын

"So what did it? Pandemic, nuclear war, climate change?" "Yes" "That makes sense actually"

@declanashmore Жыл бұрын

Hey, that's from the video!

@thephony1651 Жыл бұрын

Yes, thank you, I saw the video too

@albyjustme Жыл бұрын

I don't know why but I find it very funny when there's a multi layered question and the response is just yes.

@zenosama3172 Жыл бұрын

@@albyjustme yes

@369destroyer Жыл бұрын

Oh repeating text directly from the video is tight!

@iTechSavvyOfficial Жыл бұрын

“What are we going to do about this?” “Like how are we going to help everybody?” “No like how are we going to get out of here?” Salesman when people are still in the store 3 minutes after closing

@Not-an-Alien Жыл бұрын

That one guy: Good luck with that. "as he immediately dips out the back"

@Real_MisterSir Жыл бұрын

last person to close their counter gets the short straw

@tinkywinky4449 Жыл бұрын

Fuck those people that are somehow still in the store after closing.

@Dan55888 Жыл бұрын

Well in that case the customers are evil and dumb and don't deserve help because they were too stupid to understand time and that workers have a life outside of serving them.

@alex.g7317 Жыл бұрын

1st person to explode the funny man gets the bucket of foreskin

@Nefariously_ignorant Жыл бұрын

"con-science" "Oh I used to have that, that is *not* good for business" This is so accurate that billionaires wouldn't even recognise it as an insult

@iamthemouse4483 Жыл бұрын

It's literally impossible to be a billionaire and be a good person. If you're a good person, you wouldn't have amassed that much money because you'd be too busy doing good things

@youruncleted Жыл бұрын

i think even if they recognized they would lack the conscience AND the empathy to understand why it's true

@Bulldozer0330 Жыл бұрын

@@iamthemouse4483 ...mrbeast?

@williamwoolf8072 Жыл бұрын

@@Bulldozer0330 there are always exceptions to the rule. like how people get rich on only fans and twitch even though they have no real skills

@Bulldozer0330 Жыл бұрын

@@williamwoolf8072 jack black has a yt channel.

@Guitar1nHand Жыл бұрын

"I jump scared you with my real person" 😂 that got me even more than the sketch 😂😂

@ellariel7457 4 ай бұрын

Somehow I missed this video when it posted. The Real Ryan jump scare … omigosh… I’m sitting here now laughing like a braying donkey at this … 🤣🤣🤣

@SoniasWay Жыл бұрын

Billionaires be like : “time to go on a vacation”

@daharmanswhatnot5361 Жыл бұрын

Nah that's Ted Cruz

@themaskedmark92 Жыл бұрын

Being on vacation is tight

@LuisSierra42 Жыл бұрын

I just saw you on the new VFX artists react video, i see you are a fellow bot

@Diphenhydra Жыл бұрын

@@daharmanswhatnot5361 ssshhhh, it was his daughters ideas obviously.

@daharmanswhatnot5361 Жыл бұрын

@@Diphenhydra ohhhh my bad I forgot

@9Kualalumpur Жыл бұрын

There's a thin line between having a conscience and conning science, these billionaires know what's up

@stare4539 Жыл бұрын

@zerglinglover2303 Жыл бұрын

I know somebody is gonna comment "BrO hOw 1.2k lIkeS and 2 cOmmEnTs?". You can add nothing to perfection.

@LisaAnn777 Жыл бұрын

I love Mars, and I guessing these billionaires will need someone to help them survive on Mars, Just throwing that out that, for any billionaire that reads this....

@I_Stole_Your_Toast Жыл бұрын

@@zerglinglover2303 bRo HoW 1.6K lIKeS aNd 2 CoMmEnTs?!?!

@seanjones2577 Жыл бұрын

@@I_Stole_Your_Toast bRo HoW BEANS

@mauriciomf880 Жыл бұрын

Even in a Sketch where Ryan is portraying every character, he still presented a more diverse-looking group of billionaires than exists in real life

@DustinBarlow8P Жыл бұрын

You may not know this but it's not a sketch. It a glimpse into another Universe where everybody looks the same!

@alaljarensi6990 Жыл бұрын

@@DustinBarlow8P Indeed, most of the real billionaires will have Middle Eastern turbans.

@clintonweir7609 Жыл бұрын

@@DustinBarlow8P That works.

@benjaminwatt2436 Жыл бұрын

Billionaires are very diverse. the current (2023) top ten come from 9 different ethnicities. i'm not sure how you could get more diverse than that.

@bobbobson6290 Жыл бұрын

@@benjaminwatt2436 how many women are among them?

@epicbruhmoment6985 Жыл бұрын

I would watch a show about 5 billionaires living on a Mars colony and just immediately going mad because living on Mars would be like living in Antarctica except more inhospitable

@user-iz8np3vv4i Жыл бұрын

Each billionaire would try to rule over the others. So one ruling over four. This is what happens when power is regarded as above even money. This might actually be a Twilight Zone or Outer Limits idea. Nice.

@bladezxc Жыл бұрын

I hope everyone knows that this entire sketch is based on a real interview that the author had with some billionaires. They legitimately are as insane as you would imagine, rather than helping the planet they are more concerned with how to maintain their lives in an apocalypse. Some are working on living forever.

@jvillain9946 Жыл бұрын

Thank God you were here to tell everyone exactly what he said in the video.

@haritc8462 Жыл бұрын

I wasn't paying attention at the beginning of the video. Thank you for mentioning this, it makes me want to buy the book now.

@Dan55888 Жыл бұрын

No doubt about it. They really don't have a conscience. If they did they would have some sort of concept of them having too much money compared to literally anyone else and that they are hording it and making other people suffer. No one makes that much money without cruelly exploiting others

@jw8160 Жыл бұрын

SOME billionaires not ALL billionaires.

@bladezxc Жыл бұрын

@@jvillain9946 you’re welcome :)

@treefrogg Жыл бұрын

The end implies that Ryan has the ability to make any of these characters black out simply by being himself

@ebreshea Жыл бұрын

So he's like an "agent" in the matrix?

@camilaxerez9597 Жыл бұрын

Or a personality in Moon Knight?

@aidanbecker4809 Жыл бұрын

The lore deepens

@JackJohnMarsden Жыл бұрын

@@camilaxerez9597 but wouldn’t that imply that they’re all the same person. It’s not possible, they look so different. One of them has glasses

@flipclone Жыл бұрын

they are all avatars that Ryan controls.

@thatllwork_official Жыл бұрын

I think all of their net worth’s just dropped below a billion dollars if money isn’t worth anything anymore 🤷‍♂️

@Jebu911 Ай бұрын

i mean you can still have a billion even if it aint worth anything. Its usually in assets anyway and not just as cash somewhere scrooge mcduck style.

@mullac1992 Жыл бұрын

Wasn't expecting the minesweeper joke to become a very elegant metaphor but here we go

@tekuaniaakab2050 Жыл бұрын

Props to Ryan for getting a very real beard, growing old to make it white, and coming back in time for the sketch

@blindleader42 Жыл бұрын

So, now the technology actually exists to return the time traveling reporter to the nineties. I wonder if anyone has told him about that.

@NimbleBard48 Жыл бұрын

And don't forget he bought and detonated an actual nuclear bomb. Now that's conviction.

@TheHuffur Жыл бұрын

I think it would be easier to go into the future when you already have a beard to film the video and then coming back rather than actually growing the beard.

@frankandstein8618 Жыл бұрын

That gray beard is an amazing thing. Amazing.

@danknfrshtv Жыл бұрын

I mean, we already know Ryan owns a time machine, so getting back in time for the sketch would be super easy, etc.

@theperksofbeingabookworm906 Жыл бұрын

“So what finally caused it pandemic, nuclear war, environmental crisis?” “Yes” “That makes sense” This is so honest

@kxkxkxkx Жыл бұрын

Everything is scary when you're a coward ☝️

@GZilla311 Жыл бұрын

I’m like "… fair enough."

@legendairenic6247 Жыл бұрын

@@kxkxkxkx watchout guys, we got a badass over here

@pirilon78 Жыл бұрын

@@kxkxkxkx ok

@gentletal5101 Жыл бұрын

This is legit modern day. We literally are about to be Fallout

@greenburg3058 Жыл бұрын

Did any of them have the million dollar idea of getting inside of a submarine and going to the bottom of the ocean?

@Death_By_Media 11 ай бұрын

All their self actualization seminars worked out just not the way they imagined 😂

@JZsBFF 6 ай бұрын

Submarines are tight.

@RelativelyBest Жыл бұрын

Here's the scary thing: _This isn't a joke._ There are literally people with considerable financial power who are seriously concerned with the issue of maintaining that power should "the Event" occur. (The Event being anything that causes the current society to collapse.) We're talking about people who are seriously making plans for how to enslave and control people after the point where just "being rich" stops working. I can't stress this enough: This is something _real people_ are currently _actually_ thinking about.

@asmosisyup2557 Жыл бұрын

Not just real people. Real powerful people, the type who can actually make this happen.

@shraka Жыл бұрын

What planning? They've been enslaving people for a long time. Look at the prison industrial complex in the U.S., increasing criminalisation, and prison population that can be forced to work for nearly nothing. Take a look at the rising cost of living, productivity to income ratios, the creeping dismantling of individual bankruptcy laws and re-introduction of generational debt. Debtor's prison will be back soon. They're not making plans, they're actively doing it now.

@RoyMatzem Жыл бұрын

Well, thats always happened in humanity and i dont think any reason that would stop happen, its a trait for our species

@filip9564 Жыл бұрын

No.

@if7723 Жыл бұрын

A combo of the food vault and slave collar approach seems the most viable.

@william_long1065 Жыл бұрын

Watching comedy sketches that are really relevant and kinda make you think about serious topics in different ways is tight!

@carsilk2492 Жыл бұрын

Heyshutup so about this apocalypse thing…

@william_long1065 Жыл бұрын

@@carsilk2492 oh okay I'll shut up about that thing 😂

@raistormrs Жыл бұрын

no, it's supereasy barely an inconvenience.

@deusvult6920 Жыл бұрын

I haven't heard someone say tight since high school in the early 00s. Nice

@YesterdaysDeadTodayOnlyExists Жыл бұрын

Wowwowwow wow.

@NicholasMKuria Жыл бұрын

"Pheasant".....this one got me! I'm still chuckling hours after watching it. Great content Ryan, keep putting out the positive vibes, the world needs them.

@wtfBrad Жыл бұрын

Recently discovered this guys skits and I'm loving them. "If a Ghost Possessed Someone in 2020" is one of my favorites. Thank you Ryan for sharing your gift!

@wtfBrad Жыл бұрын

@⁺⓵⓹⓸⓪⓹⓼⓹⓵⓻⓼⓪RyanGeorge Try that scam elsewhere. Reported.

@RGC_animation Жыл бұрын

These Ryan billionaires still seem 1 million times more likable and in touch than any billionaire we have today.

@elliebingo Жыл бұрын

yeah, at least they're honest about how awful they are

@rogermwilcox Жыл бұрын

I dunno, Bill Gates seems pretty likeable these days.

@some_guy369 Жыл бұрын

@@rogermwilcox Ummmm...

@realnub235 Жыл бұрын

@@some_guy369 ?

@projekttaku1 Жыл бұрын

I think you mean a billion times more likeable.

@brobafett21 Жыл бұрын

OMG! The jump scare of being himself and then the adstronaut having “blacked out” had me rolling! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

@Cludnugget Жыл бұрын

I was terrified.

@greencertifiedweb Жыл бұрын

I found Ryan being Ryan very scary and didn't know how to react!

@dr.braxygilkeycruises1460 Жыл бұрын

That was extra hilarious considering I just watched *Moon Knight!* 🤣

@aurora8749 Жыл бұрын

I love the bit about starbucks gift cards. My employer did that to me while I was literally doing the jobs of three people since two people had quit and they made me do their roles as well as mine. They kept promising me id get a raise but i kept making only $15 an hour for like four months whilde juggling all of that but hey they gave me a $20 starbucls gift card, so all good...

@kristibrown1159 Жыл бұрын

Huh… Wonder why the other two quit… Sorry about that. Some employers really suck!

@KARKATELCESARENVIADODESA-pv4yd 5 ай бұрын

Bro quit

@heckingbamboozled8097 5 ай бұрын

@KARKATELCESARENVIADODESA-pv4yd not always an option. Not just because of pay, since you can have another job lined up before quitting your current. Many employers offer insurance through the job. That insurance often has a 3 month waiting period, and if you have any consistent health issues that can end up being a huge issue

@willbohland3698 Жыл бұрын

The worst part is that the billionaires actually do have the highest probability for survival in any event. So, if the event is survivable, they will definitely survive it.

@herbertwalter8693 Жыл бұрын

i am sure someone personally will make sure they won't when it comes to this

@pierocaramelli1493 Жыл бұрын

Up until the point not so fortunate people start raiding their bunkers for the plentiful resources that is

@CidVeldoril Жыл бұрын

@@pierocaramelli1493 Which is why your bunker entrance is equipped with fully automated defense systems that turn such people into red paste.

@pierocaramelli1493 Жыл бұрын

@@CidVeldoril No automated defense system is match for a thousand people with nothing to lose

@CidVeldoril Жыл бұрын

@@pierocaramelli1493 Of course it is. The gate will hold the masses back who will be slaughtered, thereby ironically creating a corpse-barrier in front of the gate which would have to be removed to try again, while the defense system is still 'working'.

@JohnEusebioToronto Жыл бұрын

The fact that most of the stuff talked about in this sketch was actually based on real conversations with real billionaires is terrifying.

@neolexiousneolexian6079 Жыл бұрын

@@jmw1500 "Useful".

@shraka Жыл бұрын

Terrifying but not really surprising. Like, they're some of the worst people.

@if7723 Жыл бұрын

@@jmw1500 It's not like billionaire organs are less penetrable by knives.

@CarFreeSegnitz Жыл бұрын

…but not surprising. Billionaires don’t become billionaires by thinking about help others. They get their riches by working out ways to screw as many people as possible within the bounds of the law. And when the laws get a bit bothersome they pay lobbyists to get them changed.

@DSan-kl2yc Жыл бұрын

@@jmw1500 in a catastrophic collapse scenario, it would be incredibly not useful. Either short term or long term. Unless it's just general, run of the mill, societal troubles. But the situation would be who controls the a.i, which wouldn't be rich people. And that's always the problem. Rich people use other people. They aren't the ones in control. All this a.i scenario would do is switch who could take over to engineers ECT. Unless they want billionaires in charge for some reason.

@taskfailedsuccessfully4046 Жыл бұрын

"Yeah, get out of here, pheasant" "no its peasant" "oh I thought it was some kind of bird related insult" This had me dying

@TitularHeroine Жыл бұрын

Having seen so, SO many characters identical to Ryan George: *"Great work billioning!"*

@toxwinplayz Жыл бұрын

billioning

@zOOpygOOpert Жыл бұрын

I love the part in Survival in the Richest where the billionaire says "its billionaire time!" And billions all over the place

@ericb642 Жыл бұрын

Oh my gosh it was so uncanny seeing real Ryan for like 30 seconds, Ryan’s one of those rare KZfaqrs that you see so much and yet know so little about

@AkariC Жыл бұрын

The word uncanny describes 100% my feeling when ryan acted as himself.

@TheKosstImogen Жыл бұрын

A sketch AND a book recommendation? Ryan never stops giving, a real man of con-science. Edit: Just FYI those outside North America, you can still pre-order. I'm UK and found it no bother!

@frutrace Жыл бұрын

So you're saying it was super easy, barely an inconvenience?

@TheKosstImogen Жыл бұрын

@@frutrace I was deliberately not saying that in the hopes someone else would. You replying that is TIGHT!

@jennyanydots2389 Жыл бұрын

People from the UK aren't actually considered people.

@TheKosstImogen Жыл бұрын

@@jennyanydots2389 I'm gonna need you to get all the way off my back about that.

@haritc8462 Жыл бұрын

Which link did you pre-order it from, Amazon or Norton?

@MarinePoolee91 Жыл бұрын

I had listened to this book on audio tape and I love how you cover a decent majority of it with comedy

@danknfrshtv Жыл бұрын

On-point hilarity as usual, Ryan. My mum says hello from Australia and that she's also a huge fan!

@jessekliman Жыл бұрын

The Ryan Cinematic Universe is expanding, there’s a guy with a freakin’ grey beard now!

@powerthunfischdesdonners3086 Жыл бұрын

what if , hear me out, necklaces. can you imagine the world of characters that would open?!

@The0vum Жыл бұрын

@@powerthunfischdesdonners3086 Does Ryan only play guys or has he ever been a woman in his skits?

@choosecarefully408 Жыл бұрын

@@The0vum He had a female character in one that I saw, played by who he claimed to be his Actual Real Life girlfriend. Then he did something scary. He put in the comments that she did the video, but did not want to be any part of any online community or the subject of any social media comments. & there has, to my knowledge never been a single one made. Ryan got *people on social media* to not talk about someone just by asking them not to. He's the most powerful man in _OUR_ universe. 😳

@The0vum Жыл бұрын

@@choosecarefully408 WOW! Well, if they stay together, she better get used to being the subject of comments and questions! The man is a public figure! BTW, which video was it? I'd like to see it.

@weebtrashtvt6657 Жыл бұрын

Me searching up what CONscience means and realizing that Ryan meant conscience 🤣

@albyjustme Жыл бұрын

I love that I feel like this is something that can actually be looked up and people couldn't put 2 and 2 together

@erixmax Жыл бұрын

I’m guilty of this

@tweaker1bms Жыл бұрын

That minesweeper analogy is actually pretty inspired 😳

@gabrangray9314 Жыл бұрын

This was so great! I discovered you through Doug's podcast, and I'm so excited to read the new book. You're one of my favorite people working on KZfaq, and you're videos, silly as they are, really help me through my day-to-day anxieties. Thanks for everything you do!

@nasaf1sh Жыл бұрын

Man after seeing so many Ryan George videos, seeing his face on so many characters and his voice just frickin everywhere, it’s becoming increasingly difficult to comprehend that you are a real person living somewhere out there on this planet

@wayneanderton4953 Жыл бұрын

He doesn't Ryan George is on the this person doesn't exist website

@blueninja012 Жыл бұрын

if I ever see Ryan in person I'm going to have a small crisis of thinking I'm just a character in a sketch

@I.am.Sarah. Жыл бұрын

Which one? Ryan or George? 😁

@tra-viskaiser8737 Жыл бұрын

He is what happens when you lock a canajin up for years and call it a plague.

@wayneanderton4953 Жыл бұрын

@@blueninja012 you can't be in his sketch, you don't have his face

@avimo2565 Жыл бұрын

Can’t imagine an apocalypse happening in the Ryanverse, how would the military stop spying? I mean, everyone has the same face

@PRdeSO Жыл бұрын

by dying from the apocalypse

@litlclutch Жыл бұрын

Yeah... but they also seem to be able to recognize and differentiate each other despite this so while it might be difficult for us they seem to have it sorted.

@frantz4318 Жыл бұрын

I guess top military would have a very commanding moustache thus easily recognisable

@destroyerblackdragon Жыл бұрын

Hey I wanna get those nuclear launch codes. Well actually we don't just give those away we decided.

@charlieboy6315 Жыл бұрын

"We tried running him though the system but his face is so generic it matches every single person in our records!"

@frostzerokill2525 Жыл бұрын

2:58 Someone reached 31 kills without dying.

@OneHourMusicOffical 6 ай бұрын

It’s 25

@jackbeavis Жыл бұрын

This is the first time I've heard Ryan talk to us. It was a surprise but a welcome one for sure

@Anonymous-ot6hi Жыл бұрын

I discovered this channel through the silly stuff like naming vegetables. I though that the video was good, bit thought that the style would get old pretty quickly. Is been 2 months since I discovered him, my yt homepage is full of Ryan, and I'm still not bored of his videos. I'm always surprised at how Ryan manages to put some serious stuff like Elon Musk, car centric design and greedy billionaires in a shell of his silly comedy. I've never seen such comedy before, I think Ryan invented a comedy genre and is killing it. Brilliant vid

@stephalloplayz Жыл бұрын

the retention factor is pretty good, although this may not apply to you I've been watching ryan for about two years and still find his videos just as funny and entertaining

@r7diego Жыл бұрын

Please tell me that you are watching "pitch meetings" ..... please !!!!!

@ronyorobio7096 Жыл бұрын

@@stephalloplayz Enjoying the over 200 Pitch Meetings is super easy, barely an inconvenience!

@FlatOnHisFace Жыл бұрын

You mean you discovered it like how 1.5 million other people already discovered it years before and already live there and subjugate it and take their land and push them onto ... I don't know where I'm going with this.

@chrispaley5920 Жыл бұрын

Well there you go

@DavidTheJohnson Жыл бұрын

I think Ryan should do more sketches in this style! I like the idea of sketches to promote or parody a new book or game.

@notvanymore Жыл бұрын

Holy moly, imagine this sketch but with movies; wouldn't that be a banger?

@DavidTheJohnson Жыл бұрын

@@notvanymore Yeah, you could call it "Concept Discussion" or "Pitch Meeting" or something like that.

@joaoricardo9174 Жыл бұрын

He could do it like if someone was presenting the idea to an executive. Yeah yeah yeah, that sounds tight

@peffiSC2source Жыл бұрын

Oh god please no. I don't need more advertisement in my life. How could you ever think this is a good thing?

@KaiserNetwork Жыл бұрын

You mean ads?

@paulsmodels 10 ай бұрын

Beautiful, and spot on. The rich live in a total fantasy world I think.

@FerociousPaul Жыл бұрын

It's surreal to hear Ryan talking about this meeting. Actual real thing that happened.

@HeWhoTookADumpOnAPorcupine Жыл бұрын

My favorite part was when Billionaire Jones said, “It’s billioning time!”

@hansolo235 Жыл бұрын

And then he Billionaired all over those guys.

@ac7268 Жыл бұрын

Having actually watched the entire video from start to finish, I can confirm that he did not say those words at any point of time in that order.

@HeWhoTookADumpOnAPorcupine Жыл бұрын

@@ac7268 You must be blind my good sir!

@dustingaethje1332 Жыл бұрын

@@ac7268 Having watched this video, I can definately confirm that he did in fact, say those exact words before billioning all over them. Watching him billioning over them was tight!

@tatersalad76 Жыл бұрын

"How about we leave our dying planet that we killed and go to Mars?" "Mars, the dead red planet?" "Ohhhhh dang it."

@WasatchWind Жыл бұрын

It's almost as if people who scream that billionaires want to escape earth are dumb journalists who don't understand science...

@TE-ow8wk Жыл бұрын

It might have some microscopic life we haven’t killed

@seeker296 Жыл бұрын

Mars was probably exactly like earth before intelligent life terraformed it out of existence

@WasatchWind Жыл бұрын

@@seeker296 There is no record of intelligence being on Mars, or multicellular life at all.

@etherraichu Жыл бұрын

That was the most terrifying jump scare in history. I'm going to lay down and cry for a while, then ill watch the ad

@HORROR4EVER Жыл бұрын

I used to watch Ryan’s videos all the time a couple years ago, and a month or two ago I rediscovered him and it was amazing. Keep it up dude you’re content is amazing and never gets old.

@adeen5438 Жыл бұрын

When Ryan starting speaking to me as Ryan himself, I honestly had a really hard time conceptualizing that and accepting that reality in my head.

@tru_710 Жыл бұрын

"Are we going to have a problem here" "I mean, I don't care what happens to people after I die." Lmfao

@flibittygibbitt5236 9 ай бұрын

never wanted to read a book so bad, Ryan can literally sell anything

@cyber151 Жыл бұрын

Person displays humanity, morality and empathy. Billionaire: *are we gonna have a problem here?*

@sachertorte1000 Жыл бұрын

It's accurate.

@monsterfan2004 Жыл бұрын

Billionaires: "if earth dies we'll just go to mars" People who know more than 2 things about mars: "aight then, enjoy your freezing inhospitable irradiated wasteland with no air or a way home."

@Kyleplaysgames567 Жыл бұрын

You know what isn't on Mars? F*cking mosquitoes.

@seeker296 Жыл бұрын

They don't think that far ahead

@loremipsum980 Жыл бұрын

Why die on Earth when you can go to Mars to die? Freaking brilliant.

@SevenDayGaming Жыл бұрын

Also poison soil!

@tdl487 Жыл бұрын

Let's see: no oxygen, no natural atmosphere strong enough to repel enough radiation from the sun to not kill us, too cold, unable to farm our own crops..etc, and I believe a decade long wait to even have a chance of going back to or receive supplies from Earth within a reasonable amount of time. They have a better chance of first trying to terraform Mars than just going there in our current state.

@rosecity_chris Жыл бұрын

Ryan's videos are always hilarious, but often simultaneously tinged with very depressing realism.

@da-be-ju Жыл бұрын

True. That's what makes them more than just mindless fun.

@GunakillyaOG Жыл бұрын

Good ole depressive realism

@MC-wh3xm Жыл бұрын

What's realism about it? The reaction to the pandemic killed more people than the pandemic itself. The same people who pretend to be alarmed by nuclear apocalypse are putting flags in their bios to support an open war with a nuclear power. Climate crisis is a complete farce. You'll be fine, just turn off the news.

@GunakillyaOG Жыл бұрын

@@MC-wh3xm and I've had it since I was a kid. Long before the pandemic and before the turn of the century even. But thanks for pretending to know me and to assume my depressive realism comes from a couple singular events. My psychic keyboard consultant

@MC-wh3xm Жыл бұрын

@@GunakillyaOG bro what are you blabbering about? I wasn't even talking to you 🤣 what does anything you said have to do with the video or my comment??? Touch gr a ss

@mrjuicejar_yvk Жыл бұрын

This sketch in itself just has.. so many layers

@singingway Жыл бұрын

Excellent Ryan. Thank you for helping to wake people up to the need to rein in the mad rush to extinction..

@mikulaszach2652 Жыл бұрын

Ryan George is not just a sketch maker, he is a true artist

@ClintsReptiles Жыл бұрын

Ha! I'm so thankful that I still get to play Minesweeper and watch old Ryan George videos. Too bad he perished with all of the other pheasants...

@todo9633 9 ай бұрын

I cant believe he actually got into the secret billionaire meeting spot to fil this video, so brave.

@ninjacoffeebunny4659 Жыл бұрын

Mr. Beast: *gives a single person an island just for following him* 80% of the world: Yay! We love you Mr. Beast! The other 20%: *LITERALLY DYING*

@nuggetthesmartass9472 Жыл бұрын

Escaping the apocalypse as a rich man is super easy, barely an inconvenience

@jasperzanovich2504 Жыл бұрын

Only works before the apocalypse is apparent. Afterwards noone will give you their time for your now worthless money.

@007Julie Жыл бұрын

Oh really?

@perkasenior Жыл бұрын

@@007Julie yeah yeah yeah

@Ghost-mh7rt Жыл бұрын

1:46 "are we gonna have a problem here" lmao brooo this dude

@tomaszkubala6266 Жыл бұрын

i love this guy i just started watching everything youve been making for the last few years and its all so good thank you

@lordeisschrank Жыл бұрын

I wonder how many people realized that the dialog is based on an actual conversation that took place between a bunch of billionaires and a survival expert

@barrettross3772 Жыл бұрын

Source? I’m interested.

@ShadowStrike28 Жыл бұрын

"My intel is.... well, look around" Yeah, that about covers it. Damn, Ryan! I can't breathe with this one, too accurate and hilariously done. The 'we all have one of those flying penises" was just a laugh riot.

@IsTheMeep Жыл бұрын

3:28 Top 10 Plot Twists of The Century

@Mr_Freds_Studio Жыл бұрын

I know right

@tombocai Жыл бұрын

what if we just pretended it was the end of the world so all the bilionaires would hide in their bunkers and maybe after that we could do something with this world?

@maestrulgamer9695 Жыл бұрын

To do what?Mass poverty,economical and technological regress?

@tombocai Жыл бұрын

Yeah, cause bilionaires are known to stop poverty and boost the economy 🤡 sure...

@x8-_zion_-8x44 Жыл бұрын

Nailed it! This is your best vid yet. Way to go Ryan.

@jossposs3400 Жыл бұрын

"Okay I'm gonna stop being myself now, I know it's kinda freaky" Sooo true 🤣

@johngr1747 Жыл бұрын

Bearded billionaire: I made enough money to buy Montreal Studio executive guy: Is it possible to learn this power?

@furiouskaiser9914 Жыл бұрын

"I blacked out, what happened?" Is up there as one of the top 10 things you don't want to hear from a professional adstronaut, as well just about every other profession. Right up there alongside "Whoopsies!" and "What do you mean we're supposed to wear pants?!"

@aprilk141 Жыл бұрын

Remember, we can always weld their bunkers shut.

@TheScarletSlayer Жыл бұрын

2:43 I was hoping he'd go " his net worth just dropped to 999,999,999.99" that's not a billion

@SoshJam Жыл бұрын

Not gonna lie it was legitimately surreal when you jumpscared us with you not in character at all. I really like this style of video, I’d love to see more like it!

@redd3797 Жыл бұрын

My first reaction was WHERE’S THE AD-STRONAUT WHAT DID YOU DO TO THE AD-STRONAUT BRING BACK THE AD-STRONAUT

@SoshJam Жыл бұрын

@John Wick Elaborate?

@SMTRodent Жыл бұрын

Wow, Ryan George is actually a real person, and not just a name for a collection of people the way 'Monty Python' is.

@k.b.tidwell Жыл бұрын

Actually...

@sheikhu1039 Жыл бұрын

🤣🤣🤣I absolutely love how offended he is because the conscience guy cares even a bit

@YungandRekless545 Жыл бұрын

Every time I don't wanna remember that the world is actually ending, Ryan's gotta remind me somehow 😭😭

@WasatchWind Жыл бұрын

The world is not ending. It is going through great difficulty, but humanity will get through it. Do not succumb to fear mongering doomerism that seeks to give us an excuse to not take action.

@specil-k Жыл бұрын

the world will live on, humans are not nearly as important as we think we are; the absolute worst case scenario is that most of our population will die and nature will pop up a new, better experiment

@WasatchWind Жыл бұрын

@@specil-k What a kind thing to say about humanity. If people think this, we deserve to die, because we have no sense of self preservation. I however actually care about the survival of the human race, and the happiness of future generations.

@aaronTGP_3756 Жыл бұрын

This belief spawns the dangerous parasite of nihilism, which has rebranded as "realism". Cynics and doomers spreading lies that there's nothing we can do. Sure, this is humanity's greatest test yet, and these are hopeless times. But nihilism only makes things worse.

@MC-wh3xm Жыл бұрын

The world is not ending. Powerful people just want to convince you it is so you'll be okay with giving up everything that makes you human if it means maybe stopping the would ending.

@chaosoul-seanleeriggs369 Жыл бұрын

Makes my day each and every time you upload, either here or for Pitch Meetings!!!

@rohanmanchanda5250 Жыл бұрын

PITCH MEETIIIIIIIINGSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!

@m6h3r 11 ай бұрын

@RyanGeorge listened to the Douglas Rushkoff podcast. It was pretty cool! Always enjoyed pitch meetings, but the Ryan George channel is awesome.

@avimo2565 Жыл бұрын

This canonically takes place in an alternate universe from “This video will age terribly” because one of the guys mentioned a pandemic and climate crisis

@roberthall9583 Жыл бұрын

I’ve watched 5 seconds of this video and I can already talk you this is a Ryan George classic

@buzzthebuzzard5267 Жыл бұрын

I'm so glad I've discovered your channel, every skit is a delight.

@ClanImprobable Жыл бұрын

You make us laugh at the very same time that you depress the crap out of us. Fistbump my man, a grateful, weepy fistbump.

@Enakronizum Жыл бұрын

Thank you, for you, yourself, and him. You all are a great bunch of you.

@urmaker Жыл бұрын

New to the channel. Kinda odd I missed all of the "first" times thing. Better late than never. Love your sketches! :D

@jonnnnniej Жыл бұрын

You're in for such a treat! 👌

@adoredpariah Жыл бұрын

Billionaire 1; "What if we buy up all the property?" Billionaire 2; "How will that help us specifically though?" Billionaire 1; "It won't but I just did it and now I have even more billions." Billionaire 2; "Well okay, but does anyone have any ideas for our survival?" Billionaire 3; "What if I were to commodify air?" Billionaire 2; "Again, how does that help us though... Hey what are you doing with your phone?" Billionaire 3; "Nothing but coincidentally air now costs 12 dollars per breath, so, you guys owe me some money." Billionaire 2; "What? Jeez I'm starting to think we didn't get this money through any sort of real merit." Billionaire 4; "I just bought the moon."

@ColinLenehan Жыл бұрын

That Minesweeper analogy is genius!

@danielconde13 Жыл бұрын

Starting the week with a good laugh; thanks!

@MILOPETIT Жыл бұрын

Gotta love how this video's still WAY TOO NICE to billionaires

@shraka Жыл бұрын

Right!?

@boginoid Жыл бұрын

Ryan is just too Ryan to do that level of diabolical.

@MJAYZ007 Жыл бұрын

He's Canadian

@shraka Жыл бұрын

@@MJAYZ007 … And?

@MJAYZ007 Жыл бұрын

So this is just Ryan being Canadian lolz

@harrytabb328 Жыл бұрын

One day, we're going to have to have a feature film starring Ryan...and no one else.

@Joshudan64 Жыл бұрын

Ryan's one-man show of A Christmas Carol (like Sir Patrick Stewart did) "Hi there, hello, I'm the freakin' ghost of Christmas past!"

@lovehilaryanne Жыл бұрын

How is Ryan so handsome and funny... and comforting when the world is literally ending. *sighs in admiration*

@martyclarkworship Жыл бұрын

the minesweeper payoff was unexpectedly clever

@YourCanadianGuide Жыл бұрын

All these billionaires look really handsome for some reason.

@johnecoapollo7 Жыл бұрын

The deadpan delivery always gets me

@theren8311 Жыл бұрын

That moment you realise from the start of the video they were actually already in minesweeper, and the real world was a virtual world for their con science.

@exiledPostman Жыл бұрын

A lot of people have plans for how they would live through the apocalypse, but they never explain why they would actually want to.

@belgiumcomics2537 Жыл бұрын

So nice to see where Ryan gets his inspiration from. Also very nice of him that when his work is inspired by someone else his work he acknowledges this and give the other guy proper credit. Also Ryan said this is one of his favorite authors. Nice to know something personal about Ryan. This video is just NICE

@Edileno22 Жыл бұрын

Did you mean "tight"?🤓

@bradlemmond Жыл бұрын

And that the author appreciates Ryan's work and sent him a copy of his book.