The First Guy To Ever Win An Award

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Ryan George

Ryan George

2 жыл бұрын

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@RyanGeorge
@RyanGeorge 2 жыл бұрын
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@search..engine
@search..engine 2 жыл бұрын
Ok
@iiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiil1
@iiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiil1 2 жыл бұрын
hi there hello is it u the adstronaut??
@bowduels9997
@bowduels9997 2 жыл бұрын
Ok
@CharmingSelfie
@CharmingSelfie 2 жыл бұрын
Sus
@YehoshuaAkalo
@YehoshuaAkalo 2 жыл бұрын
Ok
@ClintsReptiles
@ClintsReptiles 2 жыл бұрын
Ryan deserves a shiny thing for this channel I've decided.
@peervermeiren8902
@peervermeiren8902 2 жыл бұрын
and I agree
@lasttarrasque6223
@lasttarrasque6223 2 жыл бұрын
I to, have decided this.
@jennab.7421
@jennab.7421 2 жыл бұрын
He earned a shiny rectangle KZfaq decided.
@lasttarrasque6223
@lasttarrasque6223 2 жыл бұрын
@@jennab.7421 He should get more, I decided KZfaq should have decided.
@yoavnativ242
@yoavnativ242 2 жыл бұрын
Yes definitely I agree with you I decided
@RichardDemsick
@RichardDemsick 2 жыл бұрын
“Our three beautiful children, and our two ugly ones” had me laughing hysterically
@jelita_
@jelita_ 2 жыл бұрын
"Blood"
@akanesaotome5924
@akanesaotome5924 2 жыл бұрын
We all know how little boys looks in Ryan verse. I woudn't call them beautiful even if I was the mother.
@gingerpenguin949
@gingerpenguin949 2 жыл бұрын
same as soon as he said it I burst out laughing. I was not expecting it at all
@mborok
@mborok 2 жыл бұрын
It’s genius, and also so obvious, it makes you wonder why nobody has thought of it before.
@gingerpenguin949
@gingerpenguin949 2 жыл бұрын
@@mborok ikr
@unclecreepy4185
@unclecreepy4185 2 жыл бұрын
Such a brave stance Todd took. It’s about time that someone had the courage to stand up and say “I’m against those things that everybody hates.”
@LuisSierra42
@LuisSierra42 2 жыл бұрын
Celebrities are so brave
@amandapanda5087
@amandapanda5087 2 жыл бұрын
@@LuisSierra42 Very brave.
@hereticdude2788
@hereticdude2788 2 жыл бұрын
@@amandapanda5087 And stunning.
@havefuntazarasu5367
@havefuntazarasu5367 2 жыл бұрын
They are so brave they just appear in everyone's weird box at home
@V1489Cygni
@V1489Cygni 2 жыл бұрын
Now, I respect Todd, I think he's a good man but quite frankly I agree with everything he just said
@petitio_principii
@petitio_principii 2 жыл бұрын
I cried a little when Todd mentioned some things in the world are not good. So thrilling to see that someone cares. Probably some people are going to do things about the bad things now, so that they aren't as bad, or even cease to occur at all, if possible. It's a historical moment. He really brought awareness about the bad things. That's the first step.
@TitularHeroine
@TitularHeroine 2 жыл бұрын
And if more people are aware, and some people are probably going to do something about it now, then all of us can relax a little and just let them. I feel better already.
@petitio_principii
@petitio_principii 2 жыл бұрын
@@TitularHeroine it's very relieving. But we can all also do something, like joining Todd in pointing out the bad things, like with tweets with hashtags like #stopthebadthings, #ImwithToddregardingthebadthings. Maybe even change our avatars to fit with the "no more bad things" message. It's really not that hard to do that, and it also makes us feel good, as it kind of feels as if we're helping to solve the bad things somehow. And shows we're good people, who oppose the bad things, that's also something that feels nice.
@TitularHeroine
@TitularHeroine 2 жыл бұрын
@@petitio_principii I Know! Just today I felt so good about it that I felt like it was okay to make a thing worse, because if I felt good about feeling better about two things, who cares if I didn't care about only one thing! The scales are tipping toward a better world!! And all because-- I decided!
@bigshortstop1931
@bigshortstop1931 2 жыл бұрын
@@TitularHeroine and also we can ruin peoples lives if they disagree with us on bad things I decided!
@rowboat10
@rowboat10 2 жыл бұрын
but I mean we can't just forget the 0th step
@EricJacobusOfficial
@EricJacobusOfficial 2 жыл бұрын
"All names are made up." This line deserves the Gold Pineapple award.
@92brunod
@92brunod 2 жыл бұрын
I agree, James Gunn should totally get it for writing that line for Thor in Infinity War.
@leonardowijayanto8769
@leonardowijayanto8769 2 жыл бұрын
Stated the TRUTH ..
@ohshootaratmcmuffinstiengh4857
@ohshootaratmcmuffinstiengh4857 2 жыл бұрын
"Gold Pineapple Award" You Mean The Shiny Thing
@Kineticboy2K1
@Kineticboy2K1 2 жыл бұрын
@@JackDManheim It's possible that someone made the joke thousands of years ago. We'll never know.
@sbombfitness
@sbombfitness 2 жыл бұрын
@@Kineticboy2K1 yea exactly, the joke is so easy to come up with
@persianking44
@persianking44 2 жыл бұрын
Billy deserved the shiny thing for his role in The Detective Who's Awful At His Job. That final scene where he did a backflip, snapped the bad guy's neck and saved the day had me in tears.
@ZSam0420
@ZSam0420 2 жыл бұрын
SPOILERS BRO
@BluePlant
@BluePlant 2 жыл бұрын
@@ZSam0420 mad cuz bad+angry salty kid=Bad angry salty kid+Dads belt this is a joke of course
@CaptChrispy
@CaptChrispy 2 жыл бұрын
Which Billy? That's confusing.
@thegunguy0
@thegunguy0 2 жыл бұрын
@@CaptChrispy Billy!
@Gyropop
@Gyropop 2 жыл бұрын
@@CaptChrispy billy, duh
@calebklingerman7902
@calebklingerman7902 Жыл бұрын
“People who I decided decide this kind of thing I decided.” What a beautiful sentence.
@anabelle6312
@anabelle6312 2 жыл бұрын
“All names are made up” he’s got a point 😂
@Unlimited_Powah
@Unlimited_Powah Жыл бұрын
I know my Username says otherwise but I've decided my name is "sofa"
@plumeria1985
@plumeria1985 11 ай бұрын
They've got a whole department for it actually
@SillierPutty
@SillierPutty Ай бұрын
@@Unlimited_Powah My name is "Eh".
@KingOfTheRoyalPalace
@KingOfTheRoyalPalace 14 күн бұрын
I get it. Like the video. ​@@SillierPutty
@raydunakin
@raydunakin 2 жыл бұрын
"I thought the losers could have some hope right up until the very last second. I thought that might be a fun thing to do." LOL!
@suecli8131
@suecli8131 2 жыл бұрын
Crys in lewandoski
@harryosborne8215
@harryosborne8215 2 жыл бұрын
The best joke was near the end of the ad read
@Kattywagon29
@Kattywagon29 2 жыл бұрын
lol. I never thought of it that way. That makes the shows even worse. At least at your boring graduation you are guaranteed to get something for your hard work before you leave.
@samvsmedia8680
@samvsmedia8680 2 жыл бұрын
"And the 2 ugly ones" It's the little jokes in these that really complete the videos
@Rogue_Sniper
@Rogue_Sniper 2 жыл бұрын
Hell yes
@chrisvid8424
@chrisvid8424 2 жыл бұрын
Actually bust with loud laughter at that
@emuliusv
@emuliusv 2 жыл бұрын
The detective whos bad at his job was really funny too
@Blades_00
@Blades_00 2 жыл бұрын
@@emuliusv all his vids are elite Ryan has a rare sense of humor
@harryosborne8215
@harryosborne8215 2 жыл бұрын
You missed the best joke by not watching the full ad read
@JDSG360
@JDSG360 Жыл бұрын
"So you have an award for me" "Yes sir I do!"
@Can_non69
@Can_non69 Жыл бұрын
Brilliant 👏
@roketonkun
@roketonkun 2 ай бұрын
wowowowowowowow ... ...wow
@brucebaker810
@brucebaker810 Ай бұрын
Best ProducerGuy of a Short Comedy Social Video?
@bobbyshores
@bobbyshores 2 жыл бұрын
3:21 "Thank you to my wife and our three beautiful children, and our two ugly ones" killed me
@CharmingSelfie
@CharmingSelfie 2 жыл бұрын
Ryan: "That name was made up-" Todd: "Well, all names are made up." *I mean he has a point*
@ubbeus
@ubbeus 2 жыл бұрын
I died, I decided.
@jamielondon6436
@jamielondon6436 2 жыл бұрын
Of course he has a point - he's the first guy to come up with names!
@rileyxsko
@rileyxsko 2 жыл бұрын
Ryan channeling Thor for a second.
@turtly4360
@turtly4360 2 жыл бұрын
that line caught me so offguard
@waldoman7
@waldoman7 2 жыл бұрын
No mine was mathematically derived, and has been through extensive peer review.
@carolyntalbot947
@carolyntalbot947 2 жыл бұрын
I'm really surprised the guy with the fancy mustache didn't win, he is obviously the authority.
@biirbio
@biirbio 2 жыл бұрын
I know, right?
@victoriamaybury7532
@victoriamaybury7532 2 жыл бұрын
I think his name was Billy?
@candycover
@candycover 2 жыл бұрын
It was because of racism and sexism that they didn't win.
@carolyntalbot947
@carolyntalbot947 2 жыл бұрын
@@candycover Are you okay over there?
@candycover
@candycover 2 жыл бұрын
@@carolyntalbot947 Yes. that was a joke. I was commenting on stuff like the oscars so white.
@billvigus3719
@billvigus3719 2 жыл бұрын
Being someone who's name is Jarfny I'm glad we're finally getting the representation we deserve
@TitularHeroine
@TitularHeroine 2 жыл бұрын
😂😂😂
@amandapanda5087
@amandapanda5087 2 жыл бұрын
Lol
@robbietheweirdo
@robbietheweirdo Жыл бұрын
here's a shiny thing for you too jarfny 🏆
@Ringcaat
@Ringcaat 9 ай бұрын
I can see from your username you're actually just another Billy in disguise.
@rome8180
@rome8180 2 жыл бұрын
Someone needs to make a supercut of all the times characters in the Ryanverse "decide" something.
@daniellepreyar
@daniellepreyar 2 жыл бұрын
Ryan has a clever way of pointing out the ridiculous quirks within society. He deserves a shiny thing! Hands down one of the best channels on KZfaq...cracks me up 🤣😂
@recoveringsoul755
@recoveringsoul755 2 жыл бұрын
He has shiny play buttons
@christianskidmore4830
@christianskidmore4830 2 жыл бұрын
You deserve a like I decided.
@thehusketeers4319
@thehusketeers4319 2 жыл бұрын
He deserves a shiny plaque fron the website that he's on
@alexandermarvin9536
@alexandermarvin9536 2 жыл бұрын
He should get a golden pineapple, because why not?
@Daypark14
@Daypark14 2 жыл бұрын
“Some things in the world are not good, and I think they should be." The most inspirational quote of the year, he should win another shiny thing for that.
@ZuerstJesus
@ZuerstJesus 2 жыл бұрын
What does he mean by that? I am confused...
@Wolfgang_A
@Wolfgang_A 2 жыл бұрын
@@ZuerstJesus Like all the people who get the Oscar, or any other shiny thing, they love to say something like this. About some world problems: There is a world. There is a problem in the world. And we all today should be more attentive to that problem. Thank you mom and dad. Thank you God. Good bye.
@thomasw4422
@thomasw4422 2 жыл бұрын
So close, yet completely missing " we should do something about that" Which idk if they'd ever say
@ZuerstJesus
@ZuerstJesus 2 жыл бұрын
@@thomasw4422 @Wolfgang A OK. Thank you for these explanations! Now I understand the sentence: Some things are bad (for example: There are many people dying because of hunger) and I think it should be good (the hunger in the world should stop and people have enough to eat).
@XanderHarris1023
@XanderHarris1023 2 жыл бұрын
We could call it the Noble Shiny Thing (because it was so noble not after some guy named Nobel).
@livewireOrourke
@livewireOrourke 2 жыл бұрын
3:50 "I got a slide show of dead people I want to get to." "OMG!" "It's pictures from when they were alive." 😄😄
@sanchitory
@sanchitory 2 жыл бұрын
Glad noone was slapped in this event
@KingGuy
@KingGuy 2 жыл бұрын
Somehow this is better than going to actual reward events
@Studeb
@Studeb 2 жыл бұрын
He should do reward events next.
@LXW-Arts
@LXW-Arts 2 жыл бұрын
That's why celebrities barely go to award shows
@KingGuy
@KingGuy 2 жыл бұрын
@@LXW-Arts lmao
@trla6505
@trla6505 2 жыл бұрын
I was hoping for the "there isn't enough food here"
@San-lh8us
@San-lh8us 2 жыл бұрын
of course it is, it doesn't last for 18 hours
@civroger
@civroger Жыл бұрын
Thankyou to our three beautiful children, and our two ugly ones. :D
@loganroy3381
@loganroy3381 2 жыл бұрын
Congratulations to Todd, I was thinking for years he deserved an award for all of the great work that he does and he finally got one.
@shawnjones99
@shawnjones99 2 жыл бұрын
That Uber driver should get a shiny thing for 'Best Shortcut That People Weren't Sure Was Going To Work Out But It Actually Did"
@greywolf7577
@greywolf7577 2 жыл бұрын
I just appreciate that the Uber driver stuck around to see him get the award.
@brucebaker810
@brucebaker810 Ай бұрын
​@@greywolf7577Yes that was very supportive of the Uber Driver. Best SupportingvDriver? Also for best Big Evening Event Music.
@grantnatalie8439
@grantnatalie8439 2 жыл бұрын
“My favorite show, Detective Who’s Awful At His Job!” “I… I don’t know who did it.” absolutely slayed me
@gloriousgospel8
@gloriousgospel8 2 жыл бұрын
same!!!
@thatkindcoder7510
@thatkindcoder7510 2 жыл бұрын
The only ad you'd want to watch
@gloriousgospel8
@gloriousgospel8 2 жыл бұрын
@@thatkindcoder7510 It even adds to the rewatch value of his videos
@UltromanTheTacoman
@UltromanTheTacoman 2 жыл бұрын
"Fingerprints?! That just seems inappro- Of what country?!" was the one that got me XD
@gloriousgospel8
@gloriousgospel8 2 жыл бұрын
@@UltromanTheTacoman I still didn't get that one tbh
@MojoMachin3
@MojoMachin3 2 жыл бұрын
"Detective Who’s Awful At His Job"😆
@Loboking2015
@Loboking2015 2 жыл бұрын
"Dang it!" "Ahh!" "Argh!!!" "Ahhhh F***!" I feel like more people would watch the Oscars if they could show how they actually feel 😂
@JJ_R
@JJ_R 2 жыл бұрын
People wanted to show a person’s professional worth through a shiny thing, they decided.
@JBproductions.
@JBproductions. 2 жыл бұрын
Thats a good one I decided
@sandeepbarua1926
@sandeepbarua1926 2 жыл бұрын
I will like your comment, I decided.
@RGC_animation
@RGC_animation 2 жыл бұрын
That you can buy off E-Bay for $50.
@trla6505
@trla6505 2 жыл бұрын
And now they can charge more becuse the shiny thing means they are good at their job
@iTechSavvyOfficial
@iTechSavvyOfficial 2 жыл бұрын
“Why did you invite all of us then?” “I was hoping the losers could have hope until the very last second” 😂😂😂 Ryan how do you think of this stuff
@lyricsalone1
@lyricsalone1 2 жыл бұрын
🤣🤣🤣🤣
@bluecollarmenproductions
@bluecollarmenproductions 2 жыл бұрын
He just watched the oscars lol
@jennab.7421
@jennab.7421 2 жыл бұрын
reminds me of those award assemblies in high school. Did anyone else ever have those?
@TheChocolateChakra
@TheChocolateChakra 2 жыл бұрын
Observing the world.
@joshuamiller199
@joshuamiller199 2 жыл бұрын
"If i had friends this would be great news" I can't help but feel this one came from the heart
@nightbreed16
@nightbreed16 2 жыл бұрын
The detective that isn't good at his job should win an Oscar.😁
@hamchurger4566
@hamchurger4566 2 ай бұрын
You cant win people anymore they put you in a room for that
@rascalcreeper3472
@rascalcreeper3472 2 жыл бұрын
Ryan is the physical embodiment of comedy. His powers include: Unlimited comedic skill, magic creation of sets and costumes, and mitosis.
@sweetfreeze5528
@sweetfreeze5528 2 жыл бұрын
Mitosis😂😂😂
@andyharris3084
@andyharris3084 2 жыл бұрын
He literally lives in a universe where everyone looks the same but no one seems to notice. Does that include the females or do they really reproduce by mitosis in that universe? We need answers I decided!
@stephenkenny9093
@stephenkenny9093 2 жыл бұрын
@@andyharris3084 if we assume all the Ryan George videos occur in the same universe we know there are people who look different. The first couple to get married/divorced collab with Julie nolke proves that, plus the shirts with faces of actors. I can't remember which one but one of the pitch meetings states that scriptwriter guy grew up in a family with 7000 identical siblings so I assume the world is divided into just a few groups of nearly identical people and it's a coincidence that we mostly see Ryan georges.
@andyharris3084
@andyharris3084 2 жыл бұрын
@@stephenkenny9093 that’s assuming the collab and Screen Rant videos are indeed in the same universe.
@stephenkenny9093
@stephenkenny9093 2 жыл бұрын
@@andyharris3084 true. The shirts with actors faces do occur in non-ScreenRant videos though. Off the top of my head in the 'How fruits got their names' video one of the people wears an eric bana t-shirt.
@TitularHeroine
@TitularHeroine 2 жыл бұрын
"Some things in this world are not good and I think that they should be." He's so right. I like things that are less bad more than things that are worse. I feel inspired to follow my dreams and I think that detective who's really bad at their job would be a thing I'm really good at.
@xxomri1993
@xxomri1993 2 жыл бұрын
if a lot of people loved each other, the world would be a better place to live
@christopherlewis1315
@christopherlewis1315 2 жыл бұрын
After reading this, my impression of you is that you would be good at being bad at a lot of things. I mean a LOT of things.
@peterzerfass4609
@peterzerfass4609 2 жыл бұрын
I think we can revolutionize the protest banner industry by just printing this from now on for every occasion.
@1516Spinola6040
@1516Spinola6040 2 жыл бұрын
I agree with you I decided.
@pllpsy665
@pllpsy665 2 жыл бұрын
Things that are less bad in the world are tight.
@martythemartian99
@martythemartian99 2 жыл бұрын
This should be compulsory viewing during every Oscar's, Grammy's and Golden Globes ceremony.
@wolfgang4534
@wolfgang4534 2 жыл бұрын
Detective who's terrible at his job needs a series of his own. I laughed so hard, Ryan is a genius
@KingDeadMan
@KingDeadMan 2 жыл бұрын
"Do we all agree that this shiny thing is valuable?" "No."
@amandapanda5087
@amandapanda5087 2 жыл бұрын
"That sounded like most people, congrats on the valuable shiny thing."
@jordansweet8054
@jordansweet8054 2 жыл бұрын
Well okay then
@jackjackson4851
@jackjackson4851 2 жыл бұрын
That no had me weak
@mkaleborn
@mkaleborn Жыл бұрын
“Well then the rest of this ceremony just got pretty awkward.”
@FrumiousBandersnatch42
@FrumiousBandersnatch42 2 жыл бұрын
"All names are made up" Once again, Ryan is brilliantly right and wrong at the same time.
@keelanelder2946
@keelanelder2946 2 жыл бұрын
I fail to see how he's wrong
@taylorjade6918
@taylorjade6918 2 жыл бұрын
How is he wrong?
@superflyslay9740
@superflyslay9740 2 жыл бұрын
@@keelanelder2946 cause nowadays almost all names are copies of other names
@loganroman5306
@loganroman5306 2 жыл бұрын
But some names are recently made up.
@keelanelder2946
@keelanelder2946 2 жыл бұрын
They're still made up names one way or another
@brianeskin
@brianeskin 2 жыл бұрын
"There's also gonna be a nominee who slaps a rock on the stage I've decided"
@titussturgeon5453
@titussturgeon5453 2 жыл бұрын
This video has drastically changed how my day was going. It wasn't doing so good, but now it's worse in a good way. Thanks, man.
@bingus2307
@bingus2307 2 жыл бұрын
I'd really like to see Ryan as a detective who's awful at his job
@beerosaurusrex
@beerosaurusrex 2 жыл бұрын
In the meantime there is this one: kzfaq.info/get/bejne/i6uKZZxjyL7PeKM.html
@pangolinsarecool
@pangolinsarecool 2 жыл бұрын
"People who I decided decide this kind of thing I decided." Understanding that was super easy, barely an inconvenience.
@WhitneyAvalon
@WhitneyAvalon 2 жыл бұрын
Oh wow, all names ARE made up. 🤯
@Zo-E_DSG
@Zo-E_DSG 2 жыл бұрын
The “thanks to my 3 beautiful children and the 2 ugly ones” got me good
@thecrazedchihuahua
@thecrazedchihuahua 2 жыл бұрын
When you have to clap politely despite your disappointment because it’s a classy event
@user-ln1mg3sy6n
@user-ln1mg3sy6n 2 жыл бұрын
I strongly recommend to watch 'Detective who is awful at his job', Todd does an incredible job as the main character. He totaly deserves that award i decided.
@jameslangridge8849
@jameslangridge8849 2 жыл бұрын
I would definitely watch at least six seasons of it before forgetting about it completely.
@fattygamer94
@fattygamer94 2 жыл бұрын
Sometimes people mix them up but that's actually Billy. Not Billy, but Billy.
@Shuizid
@Shuizid 2 жыл бұрын
award? What's that for a weird word? You mean like "a ward" like prison? That's seems inappropriate. I feel like a shiny thing would be better.
@user-ln1mg3sy6n
@user-ln1mg3sy6n 2 жыл бұрын
@@Shuizid oh yeah, yeah, yeah..my bad.
@jerseycat7380
@jerseycat7380 2 жыл бұрын
I found Todd completely convincing in that role.
@Mtlbro6
@Mtlbro6 2 жыл бұрын
2:50 that's the kind of humor I came here for
@Unfunny_VR
@Unfunny_VR 2 жыл бұрын
“Thank you to are three beautiful children and our two ugly ones.” This had me dying! I mean I know it was acting, but you said it so casually! 🤣🤣🤣😆😆
@OrCarmi
@OrCarmi 2 жыл бұрын
The way this combines satire and nonsense is flawless. Pure brilliance
@raydunakin
@raydunakin 2 жыл бұрын
"Finger prince??" LOL! Took me a couple viewings to get that one.
@greywolf7577
@greywolf7577 2 жыл бұрын
Thank you. I didn't get it when I watched the video.
@FlusteredBushStudios
@FlusteredBushStudios 2 жыл бұрын
Isnt that joke from animaniacs lol
@AndrewHalliwell
@AndrewHalliwell 2 жыл бұрын
@@FlusteredBushStudios from 25 years ago. they got away with a lot back then..
@andrewh8504
@andrewh8504 2 жыл бұрын
Would that be the artist formerly known as Prince?
@npzabov
@npzabov 2 жыл бұрын
@@FlusteredBushStudios Good night, everybody!
@starmaxt6622
@starmaxt6622 2 жыл бұрын
You need to do a full sketch of "detective that is awful at it's job"
@wesleyoldham4222
@wesleyoldham4222 2 жыл бұрын
Detective Who's Awful At His Job is like Columbo, but without the "There is just one more thing" gimmick.
@TitularHeroine
@TitularHeroine 2 жыл бұрын
Or Hellboy, "Greatest Paranormal Detective!", when in the comics he usually just falls through a floor and there's a monster there.
@jbreguet
@jbreguet 2 жыл бұрын
“Thank you to my wife, my three beautiful children, and the two ugly ones” 💀💀💀💀💀💀
@themystifier4328
@themystifier4328 2 жыл бұрын
@Joseph Breguet it took me a minute to realize what your profile picture was
@dresdenwarlock7978
@dresdenwarlock7978 2 жыл бұрын
Words cannot describe how badly I need more of "Detective who's awful at his job". Actually I think that did just fine, more of that please.
@SirDukeThe3rd
@SirDukeThe3rd 2 жыл бұрын
that's a show i can get behind
@LuisSierra42
@LuisSierra42 2 жыл бұрын
That could be the next netflix hit
@Slicedude2004
@Slicedude2004 2 жыл бұрын
College Humor's 'Badman' in a nutshell lol
@miguelbatista535
@miguelbatista535 2 жыл бұрын
Ryan deserves a shiny little thing. Bravo
@raydunakin
@raydunakin 2 жыл бұрын
"Thank you to my wife and our three beautiful children -- and our two ugly ones!" LOL!!! I'm glad I wasn't drinking anything when he said that!
@ashleymufasa
@ashleymufasa 2 жыл бұрын
Right I did not see that coming lol
@harryosborne8215
@harryosborne8215 2 жыл бұрын
You missed the best joke lol. Too impatient
@Phantom-kc9ly
@Phantom-kc9ly 2 жыл бұрын
I was unfortunately...
@salmonellq2981
@salmonellq2981 2 жыл бұрын
you're not used to jokes are ya now
@thegunguy0
@thegunguy0 2 жыл бұрын
what?
@mikemcconeghy4658
@mikemcconeghy4658 8 ай бұрын
"Some things in the world are not good and I think they should be." I felt that.
@TaurielTheElf
@TaurielTheElf 2 жыл бұрын
The word "decided" is the most powerful word in the Ryan George Cinematic Universe, I decided.
@vvgirl6173
@vvgirl6173 2 жыл бұрын
Fun fact : The Nobel Peace Prize only exist because the guy who invented it didn't want to be remembered for inventing Dynamite.
@strappedwithkrylon
@strappedwithkrylon 2 жыл бұрын
Fun fact: That is just speculation, no one actually knows why he wanted a peace prize, nor does anyone actually know why it was to be given in Norway instead of Sweden.
@vvgirl6173
@vvgirl6173 2 жыл бұрын
@@strappedwithkrylon horrible histories is known to be accurate and they taught myself and many other people this fact.
@benoitlabrecque4513
@benoitlabrecque4513 2 жыл бұрын
Every Nobel prices were created for that reason. Thought the reasonning behind the different categories are not quite known. We can mostly take educated guesses/speculate for those
@unseenufo
@unseenufo 2 жыл бұрын
If only he knew how important dynamite is in construction as well as destruction and demolition.
@chrisperrien7055
@chrisperrien7055 2 жыл бұрын
Actually he owned Bofors, which is an armaments company that made cannon/weapons and various explosives and chemicals. Dynamite was an explosive for non-military/peaceful applications(mining and construction) compared to the others he invented /made. Bofors still makes cannons and chemicals. Though it is now split -up and owned by many corporations
@georgewhite1972
@georgewhite1972 2 жыл бұрын
Thank you Ryan for making this hollow black void of futility feel like it means something for a few minutes
@jssmith0225
@jssmith0225 2 жыл бұрын
You missed one of your clones making a bad joke and then getting punched by another clone
@agentwashingtub9167
@agentwashingtub9167 2 жыл бұрын
I want more of “Detective Who’s Awful At His Job” lol
@namastewoke5197
@namastewoke5197 2 жыл бұрын
I just realized how horrible and completely nonsensical award shows are.....thank you Mr. George for giving a better education than the public school system.
@namastewoke5197
@namastewoke5197 2 жыл бұрын
@@hendrikscheepers4144 I didn't care to give them much thought....
@johnree6106
@johnree6106 2 жыл бұрын
Technical they are not horrible because if they were it wouldn't stay in business, but recently they gotten pretty bad
@namastewoke5197
@namastewoke5197 2 жыл бұрын
@@johnree6106 people will ALWAYS be open to publicly displayed competition. Just facts.
@Hudson_HDJames
@Hudson_HDJames 2 жыл бұрын
0:25 I love that golden pineapple. I gotta find out where he got that. 😆
@ariheino327
@ariheino327 2 жыл бұрын
"Detective who's awful at his job" Make it!
@fullmetalandtheflame438
@fullmetalandtheflame438 2 жыл бұрын
The political speech and people’s responses to it were perfect “So brave” “That might make a difference maybe.” 😂
@MyBiPolarBearMax
@MyBiPolarBearMax 2 жыл бұрын
I had to stop suspending disbelief when Billy 3 didnt win. Did you even SEE how commanding and powerful his mustache was? More realism please, Ryan.
@porterleete
@porterleete Жыл бұрын
My salute to Todd, for winning this very important shiny thing. Such a good receiver of very important shiny things. Such a grateful, happy and brave person.
@LtColShingSides
@LtColShingSides 2 жыл бұрын
I'm glad Melinda finally got the recognition she deserves!
@coolnerdlll6053
@coolnerdlll6053 2 жыл бұрын
Hopefully Ryan does win an Oscar or something in the future. He's more than earned it.
@TheInvisibleCactusYT
@TheInvisibleCactusYT 2 жыл бұрын
I can’t wait for KZfaqrs to be considered to be real celebrity’s
@peervermeiren8902
@peervermeiren8902 2 жыл бұрын
only after "The first man to wrestle a bear".....if you get my meaning
@econojon
@econojon 2 жыл бұрын
A Webby or Streamy at the very least.
@philkarlandted5460
@philkarlandted5460 2 жыл бұрын
I want to see him host.
@dalpz205
@dalpz205 2 жыл бұрын
@@iMisanthrope Wow wow wow.... wow
@david_is_achu
@david_is_achu 2 жыл бұрын
I would honestly love an award show where the losers don’t hide their disappointment 😂
@benzaiten933
@benzaiten933 2 жыл бұрын
I think that's the reason so many are boozed up on those shows, so they can appear being ok not winning.
@Deep_Dish
@Deep_Dish 2 жыл бұрын
Well Kanye does it for things. N Rickey Gervais shows his dissapointment for EVERYONE there!!
@Mr-1rfan
@Mr-1rfan 2 жыл бұрын
Joey tribbiani
@WeissLiebe
@WeissLiebe Жыл бұрын
"No, you all stay and listen to him" 🤣
@thegamesforreal1673
@thegamesforreal1673 2 жыл бұрын
"Some things in the world are not good, and I think that they should be!" I have never heard such brave words. Teared me up!
@filipmazic5486
@filipmazic5486 2 жыл бұрын
I love how Ryan never runs out of ideas and each video is as funny as when I watched him for the first time. Thanks for helping me get through depression man
@jessebaker4245
@jessebaker4245 2 жыл бұрын
We should get a video with all the first guy to… it would be funny
@donovanchase6086
@donovanchase6086 2 жыл бұрын
"Who decides it?" "People who I decided decide this kind of thing I decided." Brilliant!
@kurozo116
@kurozo116 2 жыл бұрын
This getting recommended after that slap is tight
@mrmadness8078
@mrmadness8078 2 жыл бұрын
“Some things in the world are not good and I think that they should be” -Ryan George 2022
@thomasschroeder5981
@thomasschroeder5981 2 жыл бұрын
"Some things in the world are not good and I think that they should be" - Todd
@wesleyoldham4222
@wesleyoldham4222 2 жыл бұрын
I was hoping Todd would thank Billy. Not the three you're thinking of, the one who helped Todd become good at the thing he's good at.
@Pohakoo
@Pohakoo 2 жыл бұрын
0:53 this is gonna be a difficult moment for the *MaJoRiTy* of us
@JayPPlayz
@JayPPlayz Жыл бұрын
"Some things in the world are not good, and I think they should be." That deserves a shiny thing.
@TheDeglutenizer
@TheDeglutenizer 2 жыл бұрын
Ryan George is the only youtube entertainer where when he says "stick around to the end of the video for more about [sponsor]," I stick around because the ad is also hilarious.
@JaredMeadows
@JaredMeadows 2 жыл бұрын
THIS! ^
@generalZee
@generalZee 2 жыл бұрын
This is surprisingly close to what happened in the first Oscars where a good chunk of the attendees weren't convinced it was a good idea at all.
@renatenha
@renatenha 2 жыл бұрын
“Ok. Thank you my Uber driver” Man! ahahahahahahahaha
@SavageBeluga
@SavageBeluga Жыл бұрын
“Some things are not good, and they should be” beautiful and inspiring
@TheArchangel911
@TheArchangel911 2 жыл бұрын
The only thing missing from this video is a couple Ricky Gervais-style quips about celebrities.
@Milamberinx
@Milamberinx 2 жыл бұрын
That goes in the video "The first guy who understands how trite it is for an industry to give itself awards yet who has mysteriously been allowed to host an industry award show" it's one of Ryan's longer titles.
@ElJohnerino
@ElJohnerino 2 жыл бұрын
Ohhh that's something I'm not gonna touch. Maybe ask a celebrity to touch it for you, I heard some of them like to touch.
@TheArchangel911
@TheArchangel911 2 жыл бұрын
@@ElJohnerino 🤣😂🤣
@LisaBowers
@LisaBowers 2 жыл бұрын
@@ElJohnerino Oh, celebrities touching things is tight!
@GTCCards
@GTCCards 2 жыл бұрын
“People who decided decide this kind of thing I decided” 😂😂💀
@patpowers9210
@patpowers9210 3 ай бұрын
"Thanks to my three beautiful children... and my two ugly ones." --I lost it. Freaking hilarious!
@brianfederkins
@brianfederkins 2 жыл бұрын
You forgot the part where the guy winning the award punches Chris Rock.
@aliciamuse
@aliciamuse 2 жыл бұрын
"All names are made up." Truer words have never been spoken. Thank you, Todd. 👏 👏 👏
@drivel_mc2142
@drivel_mc2142 2 жыл бұрын
"People who I decided decide this kinda thing I decided" no way he didnt mess that up like 10 times
@RGC_animation
@RGC_animation 2 жыл бұрын
He didn't, I decided.
@iordanbaltaliiski2882
@iordanbaltaliiski2882 3 ай бұрын
"Some things in the world are not good, and I think they should be.'
@jonathanaarhus224
@jonathanaarhus224 5 ай бұрын
I've always found award shows to be kind of off-putting. This video has made me better understand the reasons why.
@scottdorsch5149
@scottdorsch5149 2 ай бұрын
Agree. Some things in the world are not good and I think that they should be.
@thorv1k
@thorv1k 2 жыл бұрын
"Some things in the world are not good, and I think that they should be" -Ghandi probably
@shadowbat2095
@shadowbat2095 2 жыл бұрын
I can’t believe Billy or Billy didn’t win the award, their mustaches were the best ones there.
@catlover2223
@catlover2223 2 жыл бұрын
Hey! You totally missed Billy! He was definitely the most dapper!
@carycarr7962
@carycarr7962 2 жыл бұрын
"Fingerprints? That seems inappro... of what country?" Mwaah! Good night everybody!
@LavendarGoose
@LavendarGoose 2 жыл бұрын
I was pleased to find out that there are Ryan George gifs on Twitter! Maybe Facebook, too, but I didn't look there yet.
@noahfoley5576
@noahfoley5576 2 жыл бұрын
You know, I'm glad we have Ryan to talk about these events as they really are. I never thought about the real nature of these events, devastating, sad, disappointing, frustrating, and cruel. Thanks Ryan :D
@ruohonleikkaaja
@ruohonleikkaaja 2 жыл бұрын
This series is putting humanity in such a bad light and making us seem petty and stupid
@Deinobi
@Deinobi 2 жыл бұрын
@@ruohonleikkaaja it's just a joke mate. And who's gonna think of us based on these videos? Pretty sure animals can't understand these
@kevincurpheymusic
@kevincurpheymusic 2 жыл бұрын
Lol I fully agree (with the part about Ryan pointing out exactly how trivial and arbitrary many things we accept as "standard normal" truly are) 😆 🤣 lol
@IndigoIndustrial
@IndigoIndustrial 2 жыл бұрын
They get to go to the big dinner party and the after parties and get consolation party bags full of ludicrously expensive stuff.
@jw8160
@jw8160 2 жыл бұрын
@@Deinobi the alien with the Adstronaut will. 😋
@Galvamel
@Galvamel 2 жыл бұрын
Just putting this out there, "Detective whose awful at his job" would be a fantastic new series. You could run down Detective/TV Tropes.
@harshsandesara9886
@harshsandesara9886 2 жыл бұрын
Watch The Pink Panther movies
@alanlewis988
@alanlewis988 2 жыл бұрын
Ryan George deserves all of the awards!!
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