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How Does a Rideshare Driver Even Get a 3.8 Rating? - Jaboukie Young-White

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Comedy Central Stand-Up

Comedy Central Stand-Up

4 жыл бұрын

Jaboukie Young-White talks about flirting with rideshare drivers, shares his love for bootleg DVDs and explains which bugs are gay. (Contains strong language.)
Original airdate: October 18, 2019
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@adelinasardothien8238
@adelinasardothien8238 4 жыл бұрын
CAN THEY JUST RELEASE HIS FULL SET 😭😭😭😭
@MykeThaOrphan0209
@MykeThaOrphan0209 4 жыл бұрын
For real
@cartercanan
@cartercanan 4 жыл бұрын
PLEASEE
@brionity
@brionity 2 жыл бұрын
No. Because he's gay. He don't get to have a full set.
@faitha.fraser459
@faitha.fraser459 4 жыл бұрын
“ok so me and my girlfriend-“ “ *needs work* “
@mikat8062
@mikat8062 3 жыл бұрын
This comment is what I’m here for 😂
@buddyboi7007
@buddyboi7007 3 жыл бұрын
I d i e d
@algatson8965
@algatson8965 3 жыл бұрын
Hed be washing my socks and polishing my pickle.
@Completelinsane
@Completelinsane 4 жыл бұрын
At like 2:06 when he says “what’s going to happen to the bootleg DVD salesmen?” And the audience groans in sympathy, I just about died lmaoo
@plantainman7664
@plantainman7664 3 жыл бұрын
Those dvd salesmen lowkey were part of my childhood....
@paulalcohol
@paulalcohol 4 жыл бұрын
It literally takes just two Karens to lower your rating to a 3.8. I used to drive lol
@Poseidon650
@Poseidon650 4 жыл бұрын
I played James Brown on the radio and a song came on where he said the N word with a hard R, then he said “jews”, then “crackers” ... can’t remember what the song was but I got 1 star for that ride. Whoops.
@Poseidon650
@Poseidon650 4 жыл бұрын
@ኣቤል Abel You're probably right, it was a James Brown spotify radio lmao
@marileecornelius1777
@marileecornelius1777 4 жыл бұрын
Maybe if you are super new and haven't had a lot of rides under your belt. In the several years I've been taking uber/lyft fairly regularly, I've only had one driver with a rating that low. He started to make very sexually inappropriate comments about the women walking down the street (like, very graphic), it was so awkward. I told him to stop about 3 blocks from my work and I walked the rest of the way. I reported him.
@moarroz
@moarroz 4 жыл бұрын
Don't let this guy gool you...he said he *USED* to drive
@paulalcohol
@paulalcohol 4 жыл бұрын
@@moarroz Fool*
@katlynnaert7545
@katlynnaert7545 4 жыл бұрын
“That boy Nemo about crazy as hell” 🤣🤣
@ShadowEvertide
@ShadowEvertide 4 жыл бұрын
The best part is this guy is not only funny, but he's beautiful and seems like he would be cool to hang out with
@janellehyppolite9015
@janellehyppolite9015 4 жыл бұрын
Follow him on Twitter. You will be extremely entertained
@scanlime
@scanlime 4 жыл бұрын
butterflies aren't gay they're clearly trans
@buddyboi7007
@buddyboi7007 3 жыл бұрын
Exactly!
@iss4170
@iss4170 3 жыл бұрын
Yes!!!
@rexriot1312
@rexriot1312 3 жыл бұрын
they can be gay, but DEF trans
@CarlosHernandez-jv6wk
@CarlosHernandez-jv6wk 2 жыл бұрын
I was thinking the same thing.
@LoveZeness
@LoveZeness 4 жыл бұрын
😂😂😂😂 “Needs work”. I’m dying!
@stolenart3143
@stolenart3143 4 жыл бұрын
"that's a strap" 😭😭
@littlewagers
@littlewagers 4 жыл бұрын
Damn he's so right about the bugs. Especially dragonflies--I have ballet training and I envy their core work.
@vsic1005
@vsic1005 4 жыл бұрын
“I was taking a lot of ride shares when I was in LA cause I can’t drive cause I’m gay” L M A O
@marcgonzalez5628
@marcgonzalez5628 4 жыл бұрын
Explain how that’s funny
@friday8370
@friday8370 4 жыл бұрын
Marc Gonzalez IYKYK
@GhGh-ci8ld
@GhGh-ci8ld 4 жыл бұрын
Marc Gonzalez cause it seems like a stereotype that actually exists
@fastman1462995
@fastman1462995 4 жыл бұрын
It's just an easy joke. You can say anything about yourself and add "cause I'm gay," and the people laugh.
@shawn9210
@shawn9210 4 жыл бұрын
@@marcgonzalez5628 So a punchline is the part of the joke that logically follows the setup but in an unexpected manner. People find the unexpected nature to be delightful and thus humorous. As an example, let's dive into the classic Henny Youngman joke "Take my wife, please." The premise starts with Henny creating a basic scenario, something like "Women are obsessed with their shoes." He then continues this setup with a logical continuation, "Take my wife..." which the audience expects is a segue to an example of how Henny's wife is obsessed with shoes. The "please" is the punchline which, while it logically flows from the setup, unexpectedly changes the context of "Take my wife" from the expected segue to one of a command. Thus we laugh (or at least did when he first told the joke). In this example, Jaboukie also create a premise (I was taking a lot of rideshares) with a logical and expected continuation (because I can't drive) with the unexpected punchline of "because I'm gay" which, while technically true, we laugh at because we did not expect Jaboukie to relate his sexuality to his inability to drive. As an extra benefit of the joke, Jaboukie helps establish his onstage persona who will unexpectedly connect innocuous ideas to sexuality. This helps make his future premise of "I've been examining which bugs are gay" as believable as his persona has already been established, thus making it easier to follow the subsequent setups and punchlines.
@swampghost835
@swampghost835 3 жыл бұрын
him just pointing at the praying mantis and screaming GAY!! is my eternal mood
@indecisive.dice.roll.325
@indecisive.dice.roll.325 4 жыл бұрын
This dude: "I can't drive because I'm gay" Insurance companies: 👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀
@jenandjuice_
@jenandjuice_ 4 жыл бұрын
PizzaIsLif3 lmaoo
@BOOBABYJLG
@BOOBABYJLG 4 жыл бұрын
😂😂😂
@Djdreamstudios
@Djdreamstudios 4 жыл бұрын
Please don’t let them get that idea 🙏😫
@moarroz
@moarroz 4 жыл бұрын
All those notifications were from me pressing like so many times 😆😆sorry bout dat
@jenandjuice_
@jenandjuice_ 4 жыл бұрын
mo arroz the original comment is so good I don’t mind coming back to it
@eamon2please
@eamon2please 4 жыл бұрын
Captioner: The line you've deemed "unintelligible" at 5:01 is "'Let's get these aphids!'"
@Weewootruck
@Weewootruck 4 жыл бұрын
Eamon Doyle Sir, you are an elite listener. I would have never known but thanks to you I now know what he said.
@j.a.8969
@j.a.8969 3 жыл бұрын
Thank you, Sir
@DinosourousRexx
@DinosourousRexx 4 жыл бұрын
The fact that he made a PowerPoint 😂 Pure gold
@Kkamikoee
@Kkamikoee 4 жыл бұрын
4:58 “like yasss” LMFAOAOOA 5:38 “Zaddy longlegs” when i tell you i CACKLED
@samanthaleon3684
@samanthaleon3684 3 жыл бұрын
"Wasps...wasps are straight-" Me: Nuff said.
@hueycotton
@hueycotton 4 жыл бұрын
The bees and the mantises made me laugh pretty hard ngl
@nellsea8086
@nellsea8086 4 жыл бұрын
Love the way he talks lmaoo
@zhans2528
@zhans2528 4 жыл бұрын
This has given me a whole new perspective of a bugs life
@marcrue8148
@marcrue8148 4 жыл бұрын
All praying mantises are gay!!🤣🤣🤣 Yaass!!
@grizzlyblue486
@grizzlyblue486 4 жыл бұрын
*This is the type of content I neeeeeeeed!!!!!!*
@mollyrweber
@mollyrweber 3 жыл бұрын
"Ants, you're working so hard, what are you hiding?" LMAo omgsh
@yungdracula1068
@yungdracula1068 4 жыл бұрын
when he said "i can't drive because i'm gay" i FELT that
@miss.dannitiger
@miss.dannitiger 4 жыл бұрын
Best entomologly class ever!
@DigitalDevil
@DigitalDevil 4 жыл бұрын
King of getting his Twitter account deleted 🥺💕
@299meena
@299meena 4 жыл бұрын
Kay so this is mad petty but his picture of a dragon fly was a damselfly...
@montananerd8244
@montananerd8244 4 жыл бұрын
👏👏👏
@crab5482
@crab5482 4 жыл бұрын
i feel like bugs is just a phrase for terrestrial arthropods like a pillbug is a crustacean but they’re still “bugs” and i’d call a spider and a scorpion bugs but not insects idk
@Hokuto_Tongi
@Hokuto_Tongi 4 жыл бұрын
It’s not petty to be correct babii!
@BigBreakfast25
@BigBreakfast25 4 жыл бұрын
DavidIsSalty technically in entomological terms, “bug” is used to describe a large variety of insects with similar mouthparts. But in colloquial terms, I agree bug is just any creepy little crawly that makes me squirm away lol
@shaxx7212
@shaxx7212 4 жыл бұрын
DavidIsSalty actually the only insects that can correctly be called bugs are the order Hemiptera
@natashaivanova7360
@natashaivanova7360 4 жыл бұрын
Lesbian ladybugs gave me a mental image that just made me feel all warm inside
@sierra4625
@sierra4625 4 жыл бұрын
IM DEAD he did a whole presentation. When he pointed to the praying mantis and yelled GAY! Lmfao
@MrLamontCranston
@MrLamontCranston 2 жыл бұрын
"I can't drive because I'm gay!" "I research which animals are gay." AHHHH LMFAO I'm so weak. He is hilarious!! Love him! The gay bugs part had me cryingggg
@vanessan4758
@vanessan4758 4 жыл бұрын
He is so effortlessly funny. Love him 😂😂
@ogmickeydiamond
@ogmickeydiamond 4 жыл бұрын
Please drop this full Special NOW.
@jessica22327
@jessica22327 4 жыл бұрын
I love this kid! Glad you guys uploaded more of his stuff!
@bigboiidaniel
@bigboiidaniel 4 жыл бұрын
His blow dart sound killed me 😂
@erikaa.3030
@erikaa.3030 4 жыл бұрын
“Let’s get these aphids!!” 😂😂😂👌🏽👍🏽
@dcbabe21
@dcbabe21 4 жыл бұрын
I didn’t expect him to be this funny.
@JAZZnMOTION
@JAZZnMOTION 4 жыл бұрын
Right lol I seen he was black so I was supporting 😂🤷🏽‍♀️
@jenandjuice_
@jenandjuice_ 4 жыл бұрын
not sure if you’re on a twitter but he’s by far one of the best accounts on there he’s hilarious
@no_peace
@no_peace 4 жыл бұрын
?!
@sienabrown2612
@sienabrown2612 4 жыл бұрын
Straight up thought he pulled out a Juul lmao
@meelahmanifestslove
@meelahmanifestslove 4 жыл бұрын
He’s cute. He has a soft face and I mean that in a “just on observation” type of way Like he could have either been born a soft faced guy or a girl that would look cute with a twin brother lol
@magnolia2
@magnolia2 4 жыл бұрын
Omgoshhhhh YASSSSS!!! This that dude that interviewed Dr. Fauci a few months back! He was HILARIOUS!!!!! He’s a natural! Give him ALLLL the coins honeyyy and make him rich! He is worth it! 👏🏽🤩♥️✨
@TightMoneyGripp813
@TightMoneyGripp813 4 жыл бұрын
The list of bugs...fawking hilarious 🤣
@naidebetis692
@naidebetis692 4 жыл бұрын
The praying mantis killed me
@jennifernelsen1469
@jennifernelsen1469 4 жыл бұрын
He's hilarious! 😂
@nanarosex3
@nanarosex3 3 жыл бұрын
“u ain’t gotta slow down I’ll just roll”😂
@siaoliao
@siaoliao 4 жыл бұрын
The entire bug segment had me in stitches!
@MikasaAckerman-zc5nj
@MikasaAckerman-zc5nj 4 жыл бұрын
I’ll never look at a praying mantis again without hearing “YAAAS!”
@thetongueofangels1882
@thetongueofangels1882 4 жыл бұрын
I have never paused and replay and laughed this much..😳👏🏽👏🏽❤
@deepanshu564
@deepanshu564 3 жыл бұрын
Bees and Praying mentis fact had me 🤣🤣🤣
@kristeena716
@kristeena716 4 жыл бұрын
We had bootleg Nemo growing up 😂
@adamluther5836
@adamluther5836 4 жыл бұрын
Oh, he's going to feel awful about that praying mantis observation when he finds out about their mating habits.....
@seonaidkabiah418
@seonaidkabiah418 4 жыл бұрын
Praying mantis, "yaaass" 😂
@screamingcatlady8927
@screamingcatlady8927 4 жыл бұрын
I love the fact that he said cockaroaches are gay becuase youll never get rid of them and HELL YEA THEY WONT its a weird way of saying it but its true :3
@MyawesumMe
@MyawesumMe 4 жыл бұрын
How do you get a 3.8 review on Uber? Easy Three 5 star reviews Three 4 star reviews Three 3 star reviews One 2 star review from some salty rider. You average out to 3.8 from 10 riders.
@newhorizonsforfifty2833
@newhorizonsforfifty2833 Жыл бұрын
He actually said "zaddy long legs." Love this.
@bee-jb7rl
@bee-jb7rl 4 жыл бұрын
ZADDY LONG LEGS GAY
@mikat8062
@mikat8062 3 жыл бұрын
This is what I was looking for 😂
@emmaloo9050
@emmaloo9050 3 жыл бұрын
I was also looking for you. 😂😂😂
@nanarosex3
@nanarosex3 3 жыл бұрын
when he said “that’s a strap” AHSJSK
@eggrollyummy
@eggrollyummy 3 жыл бұрын
this is my comfort standup clip
@dimplefreak3484
@dimplefreak3484 4 жыл бұрын
I love how he doesn't throw his own sexuality down so people like him... he just makes gay jokes in a way that shows how humanly it is.
@dimplefreak3484
@dimplefreak3484 4 жыл бұрын
@@Halmiroo7 I'm not sure what that means
@Lysergic_
@Lysergic_ 4 жыл бұрын
@@dimplefreak3484 its an emoticon? Just look at it and assume what kind of 'face' it makes
@Lysergic_
@Lysergic_ 4 жыл бұрын
@@dimplefreak3484 :D :( >:| ; ) XD ,´ } ._. ·_. ´_. ´_· ´_`
@dimplefreak3484
@dimplefreak3484 4 жыл бұрын
@@Lysergic_ oohhh thanks for the clarity.
@Lysergic_
@Lysergic_ 4 жыл бұрын
@@dimplefreak3484 np, gotta keep the culture of the emoticon alive yaknow
@nanarosex3
@nanarosex3 3 жыл бұрын
“Neither theyre bi”😂
@vonszeilspight3005
@vonszeilspight3005 4 жыл бұрын
Can't drive cuz I'm gay lmao
@ShadowEvertide
@ShadowEvertide 4 жыл бұрын
Honestly the biggest mood of this video
@abbyspaintboutique1176
@abbyspaintboutique1176 3 жыл бұрын
He is literally my new favorite comedian
@nanarosex3
@nanarosex3 3 жыл бұрын
“Something abt the necks idk” lady in the crowd: AYYE
@Tfran2917
@Tfran2917 4 жыл бұрын
“YASS, let’s get these aphidsss” 🤣🤣🤣
@Whysosadams
@Whysosadams 4 жыл бұрын
He’s so cute tho
@yancuicrodriguez1913
@yancuicrodriguez1913 3 жыл бұрын
That was very educational
@TiffanySkylark
@TiffanySkylark 4 жыл бұрын
He’s soooooo Handsomeeeeee!!! And funny asf! The history the research the knowledge🤣
@zorayathompson2930
@zorayathompson2930 4 жыл бұрын
I found it funny when someone would walk by in the theater
@anactualalpaca7016
@anactualalpaca7016 4 жыл бұрын
hitting on a straight man when u dont know he's straight is actually quite humiliating indeed xD
@hunterkea203
@hunterkea203 4 жыл бұрын
We love him
@destinyalvear7086
@destinyalvear7086 3 жыл бұрын
The scorpion one got me dead🤣 the fact that I’m into zodiac signs and I’m an Scorpio and I’m bi it’s funny
@montananerd8244
@montananerd8244 4 жыл бұрын
😂😂😂but no one told me at 50 I would become incredibly uncomfortable when someone that age even mentions sex...
@eisa3242
@eisa3242 4 жыл бұрын
VERY creative 😂
@jinratensei8988
@jinratensei8988 4 жыл бұрын
He didn´t even mention Flamingos, because they are just too easy... 100% straight ^^
@thomas8054
@thomas8054 4 жыл бұрын
also not a bug
@jinratensei8988
@jinratensei8988 4 жыл бұрын
@@thomas8054 02:54
@AviendhaR
@AviendhaR 3 жыл бұрын
I love the moment he has were he seemingly just had an instinctive reaction to the praying mantis. like everytime he sees on he screams Gay!!!
@L.O.G.
@L.O.G. 4 жыл бұрын
This guy is ACTUALLY FUNNY
@Keb1168
@Keb1168 3 жыл бұрын
Great original comedy
@EP-nk5wm
@EP-nk5wm 4 жыл бұрын
Love this guy!! Can’t wait for his stand-up special!!
@maeve1588
@maeve1588 4 жыл бұрын
the preying mantis one SENT ME
@jacobaccurso3788
@jacobaccurso3788 4 жыл бұрын
Hilarious!
@Rojomoto405
@Rojomoto405 4 жыл бұрын
1:49 that laugh though
@marileecornelius1777
@marileecornelius1777 4 жыл бұрын
I had a driver with a 3.8 or so rating and the whole ride he made very uncomfortable sexual comments about the women walking around on the street, it was so weird. I ended up telling him to stop and got out and walked the rest of the way. I reported him. IT WAS SO AWKWARD.
@ackleey
@ackleey 4 жыл бұрын
5:42 He what?...
@napa2981
@napa2981 4 жыл бұрын
He’s so pretty!! 🥰❤️
@BybChanelBibene
@BybChanelBibene 4 жыл бұрын
His name always make me wanna to chill in a Jacuzzi. He's good, like his humour.
@LichKingHappyPage
@LichKingHappyPage 4 жыл бұрын
This humor is perfect for Twitter girls
@Pikachulova7
@Pikachulova7 4 жыл бұрын
Lmfaooo dude is such a natural
@nanarosex3
@nanarosex3 3 жыл бұрын
when he said “I can’t drive bc im gay” my phone slipped from my hands AHSKS
@124snakes
@124snakes 4 жыл бұрын
He’s actually funny
@chanmarr8118
@chanmarr8118 4 жыл бұрын
I love Jaboukie and his gay lens 😂😂😂
@tortadeboiacha
@tortadeboiacha 4 жыл бұрын
when he SAID EVERY LADYBUG IS A LESBIAN, IVE BEEN SAYING THAT, BOI THANK YOU FOR RECOGNIZINGGG 9SDUNCOSUIDNC
@SurvivorDIY
@SurvivorDIY 4 жыл бұрын
mans with a set about bugs 😂
@rooster5man
@rooster5man 4 жыл бұрын
I was waiting for him to say Ladybugs are Lesbian because Rosie O'Donnell was one in A Bug's Life
@pianoface
@pianoface 4 жыл бұрын
Haha of course scorpions are bi 😂😂😂
@OS-dd1bn
@OS-dd1bn 3 жыл бұрын
I was watching with subtitles and in case anyone else is, the so-called unintelligible speech when he's talking about preying mantis' is "Let's get these aphids". Hope this helps
@vanitysfantasy6233
@vanitysfantasy6233 4 жыл бұрын
HES cute 😭😍
@INAN2222
@INAN2222 4 жыл бұрын
Lol Birkenstock’s! 😭💗
@barbaraoconnor7038
@barbaraoconnor7038 4 жыл бұрын
He is funny and super cute ❤️💋
@kahlilsmith5243
@kahlilsmith5243 3 жыл бұрын
He's good. Lol.
@maryrosekent8223
@maryrosekent8223 4 жыл бұрын
JYW, I love the shirt!
@shineyydesigns7696
@shineyydesigns7696 4 жыл бұрын
I KNEW there was a reason mantis' were my favorite bug
@handsomeblackman255
@handsomeblackman255 2 жыл бұрын
Naaaah, ants are straight. They are all about teamwork.
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